Heroes - David Bowie

This week on 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die, we take on “Heroes” — a song that somehow manages to be genuinely beautiful, historically important, and still capable of making us argue for way too long.

We dig into David Bowie in his Berlin era, the real story behind the kiss by the Wall, why this song sounds enormous even when it’s barely moving, and how Heroes became shorthand for triumph, hope, and stadium-sized emotion, whether it earned it or not.

Along the way, we talk Cold War romance, production tricks that shouldn’t work but absolutely do, Bowie mythology versus reality, and whether repeated cultural overuse can turn even a great song into something… complicated.

It’s respectful. It’s argumentative. And yes, someone still has to ask the question: could you beat David Bowie in a fight?

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Transcript

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Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to lob off your own ears into the nearest river and start again as a seaweed-based life form.

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gav
ah I like that one.

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Bevo
A deaf one at that.

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gav
That's it there's the best one in a minute.

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Chibbs
You like that one

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gav
That's good.

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Mad Dog
I like it.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
that Love it.

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gav
That's good.

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah well.

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Bevo
Well, strap up your gloves.

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Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

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gav
Oh, yes.

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Chibbs
new e everyone's favourite new segment is coming but before that before that no we are doing Heroes by David Bowie.

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Bevo
It's only been six years, Gavin.

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gav
Who's here? Oh, shit. i Ha, ha, ha, ha.

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Bevo
only been six years getting

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gav
You'd think that we'd know up to six years we should know the order of this fucking thing. Fuck.

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gav
Fuck.

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Chibbs
Bevo's here.

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Bevo
Yo.

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Chibbs
Hey, mad dog.

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Chibbs
Gavin's here.

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gav
e

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Chibbs
There you go.

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Bevo
Doppler.

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Chibbs
All right. Now, we are here for...

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Mad Dog
Oh.

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Bevo
Now at Doppler form.

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Chibbs
Before we get into the lyrics, we need to do our latest segment. Everyone's favorite segment.

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Bevo
we get a short, have you got a short one now or? No. Okay.

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Chibbs
You would hope I picked the short one, but you can never be sure what I added to the soundboard.

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Bevo
Yeah. We'll find out. Roulette. Roulette.

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Chibbs
So we're going find out very quickly.

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gav
Oh, did you reset the soundboard?

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Bevo
Okay. For context, if you want to hear the full version of this thing, art go to the last episode we just did complicated by Avril Lavigne to hear the full version of the song.

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gav
Did you reset the...

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Chibbs
Yeah, I've reset the soundboard. Yeah.

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Chibbs
so New segment. said That's all right. But here we go.

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gav
Yeah.

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Bevo
Everything I said about it being the short version, please disregard.

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gav
Words wrong.

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Bevo
That was the full version.

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Chibbs
Oh, yeah. i You know how I said I reset the soundboard?

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gav
ah

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Mad Dog
Thank

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Bevo
Yeah, that's all right.

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Chibbs
turns out I did not.

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Bevo
That's okay.

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gav
That's dope.

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Chibbs
Yeah, do that at all.

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gav
It's a good, honestly, of all stingers that I want to hear more of, I feel like that's the one right now.

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Chibbs
Yeah, know, you get the...

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gav
I'm into it.

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Chibbs
I do have a short version. I'll see if find short version. Anyway, we're going put it in the... I'm going to spin the wheel. We're going to see who is going to fight David Bowie from...

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Chibbs
What year is it?

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gav
77? 77. Yeah. Fight stats.

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Bevo
77 Star Wars year.

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Chibbs
1977's David Bowie.

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gav
seventy seven yeah

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Chibbs
All right, wheel is spinning spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning. Ryan Beveridge is going to fight David Bowie from 1977.

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Mad Dog
Yes.

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Bevo
Yes.

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gav
ah ah ah

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Bevo
As I said the last episode, put up your thin white dukes because I'm coming for you, David.

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Chibbs
but

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gav
a

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Mad Dog
Okay.

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Chibbs
All right. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Now, it hasn't given me fight um stats for David Bowie because I think I'd already done this stuff before I remembered to put this segment in.

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gav
fight stats

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
So next week, we will start to have stats for their fighting ability, which will help you decide if you will be able to beat them in a fight.

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Bevo
Okay.

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Mad Dog
ah guy

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Chibbs
But before we get into the lyrics and we get to hear the mindset of David Bowie in 1977, do you believe you, Bevo, could beat 1977 David Bowie in a fight?

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Bevo
Short answer, yes.

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Mad Dog
Nice.

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Bevo
ah

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gav
me

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Bevo
Did you know that...

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Chibbs
What method would you go? Yeah.

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Bevo
ill just bop him in the nose. it

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gav
ah ah

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Bevo
Did you know that um David Bowie's eyes are two different colors because he was in a fight when he was a kid?

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Chibbs
I was in a fight.

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gav
Yeah, he's free he's friend he's one of his good friends, Steve, punched him in the face.

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Mad Dog
Nice.

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Chibbs
I just only...

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
there

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Bevo
Yeah.

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gav
in the in the Punched him in the eye, yeah.

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Bevo
And he still...

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Mad Dog
Steve.

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Chibbs
How did that change the colour of his eye?

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gav
Fucked it up. He fucked him up.

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Mad Dog
Must have been a good fucking shot.

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Bevo
Something called... Something called heterochromia, I believe.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Chibbs
gay.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
Hetero.

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gav
ha

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Chibbs
There's another shirt!

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gav
More like homochromia.

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Mad Dog
yeah

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Chibbs
Another shirt!

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gav
Actually, technically all of us have homochromia.

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Chibbs
Yeah, um...

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gav
So... I'm more like homochromia. Fucking hell. That's a shit, man.

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Bevo
There's a shirt.

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gav
a

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Mad Dog
More like homochromia.

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Chibbs
there's another show another shirt

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Bevo
Nice eyes, Homer Chrome. Yeah.

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Mad Dog
Heterochromia. More like homochromia.

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gav
yeah boy i

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Chibbs
ah um

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gav
fuck that's a shit it

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Chibbs
Alright, Bevo thinks he can beat 1977 Bowie in a fight.

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Mad Dog
Oh, no.

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Chibbs
Let's go in the lyrics.

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Mad Dog
I love it.

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Chibbs
Let's get to the end of it. Let's decide if he can or cannot beat him in a fight.

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Mad Dog
Yeah. Okay.

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Chibbs
The verse what first one. It I will be king and you you, will be queen.

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Bevo
King here by me.

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gav
You'll be queen before you hear that.

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Bevo
um Why why is there no band just called King?

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Chibbs
He's calling you a queen.

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gav
Yeah.

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Bevo
or is there?

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Mad Dog
Surely there is.

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Chibbs
There's a character from Tekken called King.

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Bevo
Yeah, he's my favourite.

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gav
There's a BB King.

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Bevo
Leopard. Yeah, there's lots of other kings.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
Something King Crimson, etc.

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Mad Dog
I'm asking chat GPT now.

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gav
CW Stone King.

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Chibbs
Is there band called King?

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Mad Dog
Yeah. So

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Bevo
Because you will be queen. at that point, queen existed.

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Chibbs
Fuck, how good would it be to be in Queen?

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Bevo
Yeah. yeah

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gav
Oh, if only.

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Mad Dog
yeah. King was an English new wave band formed in 1983.

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Bevo
Okay.

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Mad Dog
Best known one for their hit love and pride.

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gav
wonder if they're dope.

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Bevo
What have they done for me lately?

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Chibbs
There you

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gav
All right, all right.

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Bevo
good

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gav
That sounds very 1983 new wave, doesn't it?

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Bevo
the name of love and pride.

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Mad Dog
There's there's all also an American R&B pop group um called King.

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Chibbs
called king you know what i appreciate a two sentence verse

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Bevo
Yeah, okay.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Bevo
This

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gav
Yeah, no, I'm here for this too. That's what I was going to say.

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Bevo
is a long song for that, though.

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gav
it's Yeah, I think i think the he drags it out.

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Chibbs
yeah

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Bevo
Yeah.

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gav
It's like, I

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Chibbs
Well, that's not even drake that's not even drag that's not even dragging anything.

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gav
i will be king.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
That's just... the le I left a lot of space.

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gav
Yeah,

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Mad Dog
And you Yeah.

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Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

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gav
it sounds like you took a it it took a hit on the vape between the the first and the second eye.

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Bevo
It's funny too that it's long because it's like I and you're like, I will be king. Okay. And you well I'm going to guess going to say you will be queen.

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Chibbs
yes

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Bevo
You will be queen. Yeah. And you. Yeah.

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Chibbs
Oh, yeah. Spittle out.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
hey su todayi Junior!

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Chibbs
The chorus. The chorus goes, though nothing will drive them away we can beat them just for one day.

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Chibbs
we can be heroes just for one day.

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Bevo
This song's about me fighting David Bowen.

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gav
Bevo quaking in his boots. Yeah. ah ah ah

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Chibbs
what? This fighting thing is really just giving us a whole new, like, spectrum for the lyrics, hasn't it?

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gav
And you, and you, yeah, I feel like the the it's a new funnel.

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Bevo
Yeah. Nothing will drive away. How about a car, dickhead?

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Mad Dog
ah

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gav
ah

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Bevo
of things.

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Chibbs
What else can you drive other than a car?

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gav
I was going to... No, but it's not drive, it's drive them away. I'm picturing like one of those fart bombs that you had from the school fate in primary school. You know what I mean? It's like you and yeah you squash them and you throw them into a group of people.

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Chibbs
A fart bomb.

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Mad Dog
a far oh

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Bevo
I saw one of those, no joke, I saw one of those at the the little convenience store near my house and I'm like, why in your right mind would you stock these?

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gav
No way.

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gav
Ha ha ha ha ha.

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Mad Dog
You're asking for

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Chibbs
i'd like to think I'd like to think there's a rep that goes around selling them. LAUGHTER

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Bevo
The fart bomb rep.

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gav
ah

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Bevo
Just drives up in his little truck and it's like backfiring heaps.

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Chibbs
Like, ah, fuck. Jesus Christ, Steve.

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gav
back

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Mad Dog
yeah

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Chibbs
Steve from fart bombs here.

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gav
a

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Chibbs
Fuck.

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gav
a

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Bevo
Tell him I'm not here.

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Chibbs
Tell him I'm busy.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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gav
oh my god can i just say so having i think everyone here i'm not sure about mad dog everyone here apart from maybe mad dog has worked in retail bevo uh fucking mad dog do you ever have a retail job where you had to deal with reps

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Bevo
Take a message.

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Chibbs
so

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Mad Dog
worked at Woolies for like nine years, eight years.

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gav
But you wouldn't have probably, were you like stocking and shit? Like you didn't have to deal with the reps, right?

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Bevo
these reps just come in, don't they?

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Mad Dog
Nah.

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Bevo
They just stock their own shit.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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gav
Yeah. they

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Mad Dog
Yeah, nah, I haven't had to do that.

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gav
Because I love that Chibs' is immediate like fallback was just having such a strong disdain for the reps because that's exactly what it's like.

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Bevo
if rip

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gav
As soon as you started on that, i was like, I had a different name in my head, but I heard the sentence you said coming out of my mouth with a guy from AMS's name.

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Bevo
yeah I just might immediately went to the type of car he would drive, which would be like a farty backfroaring truck.

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gav
ah Oh, God damn.

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Chibbs
Yeah, I had a lot of experience with the reps.

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gav
Yeah.

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Bevo
Yeah, me too. I know exactly what you mean.

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Chibbs
lot experience with the reps.

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Bevo
It's like a handball.

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

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Mad Dog
a

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Bevo
Yeah.

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gav
Yeah, yeah.

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Mad Dog
ah we We used to get the educational ones, actually. So I have had some experience.

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Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

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Mad Dog
um

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

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Bevo
My experience was don't spend any money.

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gav
Yeah, nice.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
You need to spend money. They told us we need to spend money.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Bevo
Well, don't.

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah that' that yeah, that's pretty much it.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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gav
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Verse 2. And you, you can be mean, and i I'll drink all the time. Because we're lovers, and that is a fact.

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Chibbs
Yes, we're lovers, and that is that.

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gav
Okay.

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Mad Dog
Right. Okay.

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Bevo
That's very Dr.

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gav
That's, yeah, that's a lot.

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Bevo
Seuss.

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Chibbs
Okay, so he's like, I'm the king.

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gav
That's a lot.

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Chibbs
I'm going to be drunk all the time, all the time.

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Mad Dog
All day. Yeah.

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Chibbs
You'll be a mean queen.

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Mad Dog
I mean, queen.

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gav
Mean queen.

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Bevo
The Queen of Mean.

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gav
i kind of I kind of like it from the perspective of him being like, you can be mean. And his idea of her being mean is being like, you drink all the time. And he's like, I'll drink all the time

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Mad Dog
You're mean. Yeah, it's it's a circular conversation.

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gav
time. Yeah, she's just like, you you you drink too much. And he's like, well, you're mean. You're being mean right now by saying that.

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Chibbs
your ma You're mean.

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gav
and so

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Chibbs
That's why I drink all the time.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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gav
So I'm going to have another drink.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

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Mad Dog
Yeah. And wait for you to be mean again. Yeah.

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gav
oh and we're lovers and that is that that's such a weird it's that's a fact you my penis has been inside your vagina

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Chibbs
that That's a fact. We have had intercourse.

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Chibbs
And then he has to he has to reiterate, yes, we're lovers.

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Mad Dog
and

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Chibbs
She's like, it's been it's been three years, David.

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gav
it's like she's it's like I was gonna say it's like she's argued it's like she said no no no no no and he's like yes yes yes we actually are

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Mad Dog
And that's that.

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Chibbs
It's been three three years since you gazed upon me, David.

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Mad Dog
End of conversation.

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Chibbs
And he's like, we're lovers. That is that.

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gav
Since you gazed upon me.

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Mad Dog
Now hand me a beer.

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Chibbs
LAUGHTER

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gav
All

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Mad Dog
end of conversation now hand mi beer

00:11:06.39
gav
all right. All right, William Shakespeare.

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, oh ya and no yeah, now, yeah. Fix me a drink.

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Mad Dog
you know Get me a beer. Yeah.

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gav
Fetch me thine ale. Bee monster.

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Chibbs
He's a beer monster.

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gav
Fucking hell.

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Chibbs
He's gone co he's a Conrad Saul King.

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Mad Dog
He's a beer drunk.

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Chibbs
Beer

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Mad Dog
He's like, ah!

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Chibbs
monster.

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gav
wants to fuck it out

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Mad Dog
Throwing the remote at television.

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Chibbs
ah

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
The chorus goes, wait, is chorus the same?

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gav
I mean, i like the idea of it not being... and i was going to say, I like the idea of it not being booze, though. It's just like he's just trying to keep his um his water intake up.

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Bevo
Fluids up.

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gav
Yeah, he's just like...

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Chibbs
Gatorade.

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Mad Dog
Just keep it topped up.

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gav
Yeah.

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Chibbs
He's in the purple, purple Gatorade.

00:11:43.58
gav
i i'll I'll...

00:11:43.86
Mad Dog
Yay.

00:11:44.98
gav
You'll really mean...

00:11:45.21
Bevo
Well, maybe he's got a drink that's labeled all the time.

00:11:45.81
gav
the... That's good. That's good. That's a beverage.

00:11:57.09
gav
Ryan's...

00:11:57.07
Chibbs
Bevades. He's the best at beverage related to comedy.

00:11:57.94
gav
Ryan's...

00:11:58.36
Bevo
Can.

00:12:00.18
gav
Ryan's beverage...

00:12:00.70
Bevo
I bought a... Unrelated. I bought a ah can of orange juice today that cost me $11. And it had a fucking surcharge.

00:12:07.11
Chibbs
White boy, a can?

00:12:07.25
gav
What the

00:12:07.42
Mad Dog
What?

00:12:09.62
Chibbs
A can?

00:12:09.99
Bevo
I should go... A can. Yeah, it was like canned juice.

00:12:12.44
Mad Dog
Was it good?

00:12:13.21
Chibbs
Why?

00:12:13.91
Bevo
Oh, it was all right. wasn't $11. Just that like...

00:12:17.08
Chibbs
Wait, why? Why did this happen? How did this happen?

00:12:19.70
Bevo
just that like

00:12:19.62
gav
fuck? $11, the can would want to not cut my cock when I thrust it through the open mouth hole.

00:12:24.45
Bevo
Yeah, didn't do that at all. ah Yeah, I just, I felt like a juice and it was just right in front of me and I just went, okay.

00:12:31.50
Mad Dog
I'll take the $11 juice.

00:12:31.90
Chibbs
Can? Don't put juice in cans.

00:12:32.92
Bevo
Can, yeah, canned juice.

00:12:35.48
gav
I don't think I've ever had a juice out of a can.

00:12:37.27
Chibbs
Was it a tin of oranges? Yes.

00:12:39.26
gav
Yeah, did you?

00:12:39.54
Bevo
It was orange, lemon and lime actually.

00:12:40.84
Chibbs
Slurp the syrup out of?

00:12:41.94
Mad Dog
select

00:12:41.85
gav
Orange, lemon, and lime?

00:12:42.63
Chibbs
Like, what are you talking about

00:12:44.66
Bevo
Yeah.

00:12:44.89
gav
What the fuck?

00:12:45.50
Bevo
And the lemon and  lime didn't really help, they hurt.

00:12:48.73
Chibbs
about?

00:12:49.18
Mad Dog
You want a good old Orchie?

00:12:51.22
gav
o yeah ha ha ha

00:12:51.76
Bevo
Love an Orchie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:53.08
Mad Dog
a

00:12:53.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:12:54.60
gav
I'm so confused by your... ah for for For having the surname beverage, I feel like you've really biffed it on the drinks, Bevo. This is fucked.

00:13:01.03
Bevo
I'll just pay too much money for it.

00:13:01.99
Chibbs
A can of orange juice.

00:13:03.80
Mad Dog
ah did you pat Did you panic in the moment?

00:13:04.11
Bevo
Yeah.

00:13:04.07
Chibbs
So bizarre.

00:13:04.60
gav
No, hang on, hang on, hang on. Sorry. No, was there vodka in it? Was that what you...

00:13:08.54
Bevo
No, no, no.

00:13:08.41
gav
No vodka.

00:13:09.38
Bevo
I'm sober January.

00:13:09.53
gav
Just...

00:13:09.50
Chibbs
It's a red bear.

00:13:10.78
Bevo
I'm telling you, it sober January.

00:13:11.38
gav
Oh, for fuck's sake. Just juice.

00:13:14.55
Mad Dog
So be wary.

00:13:15.11
Bevo
Oh, No, I like nudie juice, actually.

00:13:15.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:13:17.79
Bevo
Yeah, that's my favorite.

00:13:17.98
gav
Nudie juice. we I fuck with the nudie juice.

00:13:18.55
Chibbs
Oh, that's expensive.

00:13:19.90
gav
That's good.

00:13:20.26
Bevo
It is expensive, but it's the only one that tastes like actual orange juice.

00:13:20.14
Chibbs
That's expensive.

00:13:20.26
gav
That's the good juice. It's the good juice. You've got to get the ones that are on sale.

00:13:24.99
Bevo
Anyway, back to little boy Bowie.

00:13:25.20
Mad Dog
I don't...

00:13:25.05
gav
Yeah.

00:13:25.32
Chibbs
That's the one that has... Anyway, yeah, sorry. but Forgot we're not...

00:13:27.83
Bevo
little boy bowie

00:13:28.64
Chibbs
we We do the juice podcast tomorrow.

00:13:28.98
Mad Dog
Yeah, sorry.

00:13:29.00
gav
We've...

00:13:33.50
Chibbs
When worlds collide, hey?

00:13:35.22
Bevo
So you know when you're like you know and you're like, I have something to say, but I know it's going to derail this pod.

00:13:36.95
gav
ah

00:13:40.10
Bevo
And then I was like, I did it. And you guys just went, but yeah let's run with this.

00:13:43.80
Mad Dog
Juice.

00:13:43.64
gav
Let's run this. Yeah.

00:13:44.56
Chibbs
I'm genuinely confused and will be until I get further information, but we'll save that we'll save that for the date the Daily Juice, which is the Daily Juice comes out on Fridays.

00:13:49.46
gav
I thought there was...

00:13:49.62
Bevo
Well, if it makes you more confused, the shop I got it from is named Super Mario.

00:13:50.14
gav
i thought wait i thought there was

00:13:55.22
gav
I thought there was... I thought there was no juicing Queensland, though.

00:13:56.06
Mad Dog
Is it?

00:13:58.02
gav
i thought there was no juicing Queensland, Bevo.

00:14:00.18
Mad Dog
Oh, nice. Nice. Like it.

00:14:02.23
Bevo
sensitive topic at the moment. Let's not talk about

00:14:03.61
Mad Dog
i like it.

00:14:05.59
gav
no ju I said juice.

00:14:05.78
Chibbs
Yeah, that's going to – all of that, all of that, all of that, that those tirades Bevo's gone on in the past is gonna really gonna come back to horn him during this um this this Royal Commission.

00:14:06.67
gav
I said juice Bevo for fuck's sake.

00:14:13.50
gav
Yeah, they might.

00:14:14.62
Mad Dog
Yeah, there's a Royal Commission.

00:14:14.71
gav
They might. This error.

00:14:17.15
Bevo
it.

00:14:17.24
Chibbs
Yeah, it's really going to get to the bottom of it.

00:14:18.43
Bevo
Royal Commission.

00:14:18.62
gav
ah

00:14:19.00
Mad Dog
This could get called as evidence.

00:14:19.99
Chibbs
My God. Have you seen that to go into the U.S. now, they've just changed the law for Australia New Zealand that you've got to give them five years of your social media um thing to be able to get to be able to get a visa into the U.S.?

00:14:29.37
Bevo
Yeah, that's why I'm not going to the US anytime

00:14:29.62
gav
Oh, really?

00:14:29.88
Mad Dog
Really?

00:14:33.72
Bevo
Yeah, I'm not going there anytime soon.

00:14:34.07
gav
Five years of social media.

00:14:34.46
Chibbs
And I genuinely thought, I went, we've got six years of this podcast.

00:14:36.61
Mad Dog
hilarious.

00:14:39.81
Bevo
I'd have to listen to it.

00:14:39.96
Chibbs
Like, but like

00:14:40.99
Bevo
it once Once the current administration is out, things might turn.

00:14:43.00
Chibbs
will I ever be able to go to the US ever again?

00:14:46.15
gav
Oh, God.

00:14:49.27
Chibbs
yeah that's what i figured. I'm just like, oh, this won't go for a few years and then should be sweet.

00:14:52.82
gav
I mean, I had zero plans to go. Thanks for years, if I'm honest.

00:14:55.87
Bevo
I'd like to go back, but not not right now.

00:14:57.69
gav
Where to? where's your where's your Where's your favorite spots? What's your... I'd love to get to New Orleans.

00:15:01.14
Chibbs
I want to go to New Orleans. I want to go to New Orleans again.

00:15:02.47
gav
I don't know.

00:15:02.68
Bevo
Yeah, same. Yeah.

00:15:03.38
gav
Oh, did you say that same time chips?

00:15:03.64
Chibbs
There you Gav.

00:15:03.88
Bevo
I did all that touristy stuff.

00:15:05.12
Chibbs
I did.

00:15:05.75
gav
New Orleans.

00:15:05.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:15:06.51
gav
but Let's go to New Orleans, man.

00:15:07.23
Mad Dog
It's so good.

00:15:07.08
Chibbs
I've been this a kid i when as a kid. I wasn't a kid, but I've never been as an adult.

00:15:09.56
gav
Fuck. Did you see heaps of tits as a kid?

00:15:11.45
Mad Dog
I went as an adult.

00:15:13.07
Chibbs
Doggy's been as an adult.

00:15:14.56
gav
Oh, nice. Nice.

00:15:15.42
Mad Dog
It is a great party town.

00:15:18.36
Chibbs
Yeah, I'd like to do that.

00:15:19.57
Mad Dog
I'll say that.

00:15:19.80
Chibbs
I'd like to do New Orleans. yeah

00:15:21.50
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's very cool.

00:15:22.03
gav
That's dope. That's dope.

00:15:23.39
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:15:24.17
gav
right.

00:15:24.79
Bevo
David.

00:15:24.73
Chibbs
We should do a live pod from there. The US is our biggest audience.

00:15:26.71
gav
Oh, we should. Yeah, shout out to our US listeners, of which they're our biggest audience.

00:15:30.65
Bevo
Just... um

00:15:32.01
gav
I think there's four of you listening now.

00:15:34.77
Chibbs
Yeah, 14.

00:15:35.58
Bevo
Just get your coup over with and then we'll we'll think about it. We'll talk about it.

00:15:38.90
gav
We just lost our four listeners, Bevo.

00:15:38.94
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right. um Yeah. Is this chorus the same or is it different?

00:15:43.47
Bevo
It's the four guys that are checking our visas.

00:15:44.18
Chibbs
I forgot the last i've forgot the last chorus. is it No, I think it's different.

00:15:47.16
Mad Dog
No, it's...

00:15:47.71
Bevo
No, it's different.

00:15:48.82
Mad Dog
Well,

00:15:48.95
Chibbs
It goes, though nothing will keep us together, we could steal time just for one day. We can be heroes forever and ever. What do you say?

00:16:02.26
gav
That's good.

00:16:02.65
Bevo
ah Yeah, sure.

00:16:05.05
Mad Dog
what do you say?

00:16:04.82
Chibbs
and thats yeah Time, time we're stealing, you say.

00:16:05.40
Bevo
ah r

00:16:09.11
Mad Dog
yeah

00:16:08.98
Chibbs
Okay.

00:16:10.10
Mad Dog
What do you say? Huh?

00:16:11.69
gav
I've got to say, though, of all, we we read a lot of lyrics on this pod, and I feel like it's nice when you get something that's a bit unique. I don't remember the last time we had a what do you say in a lyric, right?

00:16:23.64
Bevo
Yeah, that's true.

00:16:24.82
gav
Like, that's that's a that's a bit of a Hail Mary line that's kind of sticking with me right now.

00:16:28.73
Bevo
You can also...

00:16:28.70
Chibbs
This is why David Bowie was ah was such a renegade.

00:16:34.17
Bevo
You can also immediately tell, I don't know about you guys, but you can immediately tell when a song has a bit more cred, like then all the pop shit that we've been doing for so long.

00:16:34.04
Chibbs
He was just throwing out stuff like, do you think?

00:16:35.19
gav
Just throwing out what he says. Yeah.

00:16:45.08
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:16:45.52
Bevo
It's like, we can tell this actually has some thought put into it. It's a bit of poetry, heart much harder to lampoon when it's serious.

00:16:48.25
gav
Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, fuck. yeah it's Yeah. Yeah. We are having... This is a difficult episode.

00:16:55.67
Bevo
We just talk about orange juice for 20 minutes.

00:16:56.63
Chibbs
Well, when a kit would cant when canned juice takes front of Sage, it's...

00:16:58.14
Bevo
Yeah.

00:17:00.63
gav
and ge i was talking about ramming my dick into an open can of juice.

00:17:01.35
Chibbs
the it

00:17:07.06
Mad Dog
Ramming.

00:17:07.06
gav
it's not

00:17:08.93
Chibbs
He's a

00:17:09.59
gav
Raming my dick. My dick.

00:17:12.35
Bevo
So let's talk about, let's move on.

00:17:13.98
Mad Dog
Dick. Dick.

00:17:15.86
Bevo
Let's talk about stealing time. ah Would you, would you, do

00:17:18.76
Chibbs
I...

00:17:24.95
gav
Oh my God. Double tap. Okay.

00:17:26.42
Chibbs
ah

00:17:26.74
Bevo
you reckon, you reckon he's literally like taken big Ben or has he got time phrasing abilities?

00:17:26.63
gav
um

00:17:31.70
Chibbs
he's a clock thief

00:17:34.52
gav
Well, you want to fucking hope he doesn't have time freezing ability or you were losing that fight.

00:17:34.97
Chibbs
ah

00:17:38.74
Chibbs
Yeah, come on mate.

00:17:38.84
gav
You were absolutely losing the fight.

00:17:39.62
Chibbs
You've got to fight.

00:17:40.52
Bevo
Oh, Hmm.

00:17:40.42
Chibbs
You've got to fight him at the end. What if he just freeze time and fuck you up and then be like, unfreeze?

00:17:41.82
gav
if he if he If he freezes time and then kicks the living shit out of your one testicle, you are in fucking trouble.

00:17:48.35
Mad Dog
Oh.

00:17:48.38
Chibbs
just Just like fucking just taking run-ups and like field like NFL field goal kicks on your balls. Just fucking care. And then going back, getting another 10 feet and then coming up again. Come back and then unfreeze.

00:18:04.73
gav
Yeah, i've i've ah it's like that scene in Click where where Adam Sandler just just wails on his boss for like 90 seconds.

00:18:11.32
Bevo
Have you guys heard if you go through the internet slang?

00:18:12.41
Chibbs
Yeah. And David Hasselhoff.

00:18:15.83
gav
Yeah, it was. Good shout.

00:18:17.29
Mad Dog
Was that Hasselhoff?

00:18:19.10
Bevo
There's internet slang called an hero, it's internet slang for a suicidey, one who commits suicide to become an hero is to a kill yourself.

00:18:28.08
Chibbs
What?

00:18:28.82
Mad Dog
What?

00:18:29.18
gav
Oh.

00:18:29.80
Bevo
Yeah.

00:18:30.65
Mad Dog
Yeah, right.

00:18:30.68
Bevo
It's a 4chan thing.

00:18:31.30
Chibbs
Jesus Christ.

00:18:32.66
Bevo
Yeah.

00:18:33.33
gav
4chan is fortunes off the deep

00:18:38.39
Bevo
Maybe David's talking to me in this song and he's saying, nothing will keep us together, like in the fight.

00:18:44.45
gav
end. Like in the clinch of the fight. Yeah, okay.

00:18:47.11
Bevo
And then we can be an hero.

00:18:47.85
gav
You're in the clinch. We could be our hero. Let's just kill ourselves.

00:18:53.08
Bevo
What do you say?

00:18:53.30
gav
ah

00:18:55.61
Bevo
What do you say?

00:18:55.84
Chibbs
It's like neither of us come out of this thing alive.

00:18:59.08
Bevo
old times sake.

00:18:58.99
gav
I'm picturing i'm becturing he's just like giving you a pistol and you've both got you've both got the gun and he's just like, now Bevo, three, two, one.

00:18:59.10
Chibbs
Let's just...

00:19:05.30
Bevo
Mexican standoff.

00:19:09.62
Bevo
yeah And I'm just going, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:11.04
gav
No, you go first.

00:19:11.30
Mad Dog
Oh.

00:19:11.91
gav
i'll do I'll do it straight after you, man.

00:19:13.56
Bevo
wish that too.

00:19:13.87
gav
Just go. Just go. Oh, my God. ah

00:19:23.61
Chibbs
Verse 3 goes, i I wish you could swim like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim.

00:19:24.73
gav
ah

00:19:33.86
gav
Okay, this is definitely the weak point in this track.

00:19:34.36
Bevo
i wish that do

00:19:36.25
gav
For sure, this is the weak point. That's a weird verse.

00:19:38.01
Chibbs
Dolphins are a graceful, graceful beasts. They can swim like anything else.

00:19:41.66
Mad Dog
They're very ripey.

00:19:43.98
Bevo
It's it's funny to imagine a human funny to imagine a human doing the dolphin swimming, like arms against their body.

00:19:44.38
gav
I was, yeah.

00:19:44.58
Mad Dog
Oh.

00:19:44.77
Chibbs
Oh, they do!

00:19:46.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:19:46.23
Chibbs
They do.

00:19:50.87
gav
Yeah, like...

00:19:51.69
Chibbs
It is funny.

00:19:52.12
gav
a

00:19:52.50
Bevo
just

00:19:52.66
Chibbs
Isn't that in Zohan?

00:19:54.17
Mad Dog
yeah

00:19:54.61
Bevo
ya

00:19:54.42
Chibbs
Adam Sandler's like the...

00:19:54.61
gav
a

00:19:58.19
Bevo
I can't say I've seen that one.

00:19:58.26
Chibbs
What's the Zohan movie that he does?

00:20:00.31
Bevo
You don't mess with Zohan.

00:20:00.26
gav
Don't mess with the Zohan.

00:20:00.66
Chibbs
ceased

00:20:01.18
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:20:01.64
Chibbs
Don't mess with the Zohan. He swims like a dolphin.

00:20:04.06
Bevo
Does he?

00:20:04.34
Chibbs
No, because the Israeli fucking military can do that.

00:20:04.91
gav
Ha

00:20:08.22
Chibbs
That's the thing they can do.

00:20:09.48
Bevo
right.

00:20:09.84
gav
ha ha.

00:20:10.10
Bevo
Well, David Bowie wishing Adam Sandler was around.

00:20:10.36
Chibbs
Yeah, there's a story. um Jazz was... um was snorkeling in Mexico, I believe, or something. And then she got swept sort of way out too far and um ended up on a big net.

00:20:29.46
Chibbs
And she's like, this what the fuck is this thing doing out here? what Is this to keep things out or in or what the fuck is this?

00:20:35.68
gav
Oh, yeah.

00:20:37.22
Chibbs
And then she saw the biggest fucking shark of her life come swimming up on the other side of the net. And then the shark jumped out of the water and did a backflip.

00:20:48.31
Chibbs
And it turned out it was a dolphin.

00:20:50.37
gav
Oh, my God.

00:20:52.02
Chibbs
ah And and it was ah it was like a big water park.

00:20:52.43
gav
Fucking Jesus.

00:20:56.57
Chibbs
And she'd somehow been washed out to the outside of this water park. And an instructor, ah like a person at work there came out went, what the fuck are you doing here?

00:21:01.40
Bevo
sea world

00:21:06.55
Chibbs
Like, you shouldn't be here at all.

00:21:07.48
gav
ah

00:21:08.83
Chibbs
She's like, I don't know where I am and I don't know where to go.

00:21:10.38
Bevo
I'm lost. Imagine he just floats into the dolphin enclosure at SeaWorld where with the show's on or

00:21:11.29
gav
ah

00:21:12.23
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:21:13.60
gav
You've seen you've

00:21:16.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:21:17.41
gav
you've you've seen too much. and They're just like holding her head under the water until the bubbles stop.

00:21:19.35
Chibbs
yeah She said it was the scariest thing in the world because these dolphins were fucking huge and she was like, that is ah that's the biggest shark.

00:21:26.83
gav
Jesus.

00:21:29.66
Chibbs
And it was then it flipped. Yeah, it's dolphin.

00:21:32.97
gav
Fucking hell, man.

00:21:34.51
Chibbs
Dolphins, scary. They're big. Come across a dolphin. Have you ever seen a dolphin like in the surf or whatever while you've been at the beach?

00:21:39.96
Mad Dog
Yeah, they're big.

00:21:40.66
Bevo
Yeah, I was at SeaWorld two weeks ago. No, last weekend.

00:21:43.26
Mad Dog
Yeah, they're very big.

00:21:43.38
Chibbs
Oh, there you go. I've been at the beach and seen a dolphin like about five metres in front of me. It scared the living shit out of me.

00:21:50.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:21:51.64
gav
I was, um i was yeah they they yeah, they know what they're up to.

00:21:51.81
Bevo
they're smart, too.

00:21:52.09
Mad Dog
And they they're sentient.

00:21:52.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:21:54.01
Mad Dog
So they know, yeah.

00:21:54.81
Bevo
Hmm.

00:21:57.18
Mad Dog
Correct.

00:21:57.00
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:21:57.08
gav
I was in the Philippines. I was um i went snorkeling with, me and Lauren were snorkeling with whale sharks.

00:22:00.92
Chibbs
Human trafficking.

00:22:02.28
gav
I was human trafficking with whale sharks.

00:22:02.90
Chibbs
just

00:22:03.94
gav
They were my business associates.

00:22:04.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:22:05.48
gav
And we were in the water and it was like, I'd been snorkeling zillion times. I was very, fuck it's not it's a normal thing to do. i was in the water and these fucking whale sharks were swimming around us. And those cunts are fucking,

00:22:19.70
gav
fucking massive and I was hyperventilating trying to snorkel and I was just like being in the water and seeing something that big next to you you just can't help your body's just going that's not good it's not good don't do it it's fucked hey it's so fucked it's so fucked

00:22:21.21
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:22:24.33
Chibbs
Yeah. I swam with... Yeah. Yeah. No, it's too fucking big. I... Yeah, Jaz and I went last year or the year before. We went to X-Mouth and swam with whale sharks. And you're in the water.

00:22:40.22
Chibbs
And when you're you're sitting above the water they're like, there's one right there. And you cannot see it at all.

00:22:46.30
gav
yeah oh and then you're

00:22:46.70
Chibbs
When your your head's above the water, you don't and then you just put your head under and it is two metres away and it's 14 metres long.

00:22:50.49
gav
and it's it's like punching you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

00:22:54.42
Chibbs
And you're like, holy fucking shit, that's the biggest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

00:22:54.75
gav
yeah yeah

00:22:57.85
Bevo
Cool.

00:23:00.02
gav
Yeah.

00:23:00.41
Chibbs
um Then last year I went diving with um whales up in Cairns.

00:23:06.04
gav
Oh, that would be even worse. Yeah.

00:23:08.17
Chibbs
But we were fucking so sick. We had influenza A or something when we were both on the boat and we were so ill and I vomited on a whale.

00:23:14.04
gav
So you gave it to the whales. Nice one.

00:23:19.70
Bevo
go

00:23:20.25
gav
That is such...

00:23:20.44
Mad Dog
Nice.

00:23:20.47
Chibbs
I spewed on top of a whale. A whale came over me and I vomited and my vomit touched the whale.

00:23:23.90
gav
new

00:23:25.59
Chibbs
Yes.

00:23:25.82
gav
New kink unlocked.

00:23:27.21
Mad Dog
He touched the whale.

00:23:27.48
gav
Tell me more.

00:23:27.64
Chibbs
yeah

00:23:28.98
Bevo
he touched He touched that whale in more ways than one.

00:23:29.94
Chibbs
Yeah, so not many people can say they've spewed on a whale, but I've spewed on a whale.

00:23:34.79
gav
That's so dope.

00:23:35.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:23:36.06
Bevo
Well.

00:23:36.98
gav
Love that.

00:23:37.21
Chibbs
Anyway... The next chorus goes, though nothing, nothing will keep us together.

00:23:40.28
gav
ah

00:23:43.96
Chibbs
We can beat them forever and ever. This is not looking good for you, Ben. Oh, we can be heroes just for one day.

00:23:50.04
gav
You're fucked.

00:23:51.23
Chibbs
this You're meeting him on this day for a fight.

00:23:54.01
gav
Yeah, this is this is it.

00:23:54.92
Chibbs
He's saying we can beat them forever and ever.

00:23:55.21
Bevo
Yeah, but is he all talk is the question.

00:23:57.46
Mad Dog
He is...

00:23:57.75
Bevo
He's,

00:23:58.01
gav
I...

00:23:59.00
Chibbs
Just today. I've got enough strength to do it today.

00:24:00.30
gav
He's...

00:24:02.67
Mad Dog
Peak confidence.

00:24:03.64
Bevo
Yeah, he's confident.

00:24:03.74
gav
Yeah.

00:24:04.25
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:24:04.64
Bevo
I'll give him that.

00:24:06.41
gav
I'm not going lie.

00:24:06.65
Bevo
But ah as he's shielding his little nose, though, that I'm about to fucking...

00:24:07.01
gav
it I've seen Bowie...

00:24:10.48
Chibbs
I reckon Bowie's more of a kicker.

00:24:10.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:24:13.02
Bevo
Yeah, well, I'll stay away.

00:24:13.42
gav
I reckon...

00:24:14.42
Bevo
ill I'll dodge.

00:24:14.60
Mad Dog
reckon he's got reach.

00:24:15.34
Bevo
I'll do some quick...

00:24:16.64
Mad Dog
he's got reach.

00:24:17.43
Bevo
Yeah, well, in this scenario, I'm a very good fighter.

00:24:17.35
Chibbs
He's pretty tall dude, isn't he, Bowie?

00:24:17.72
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:24:22.01
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:24:21.88
Chibbs
ah Okay.

00:24:22.20
gav
i I don't think you get to just decide that.

00:24:22.74
Chibbs
to

00:24:24.20
gav
I think you have to be you.

00:24:25.44
Bevo
Well, I just did it.

00:24:27.00
gav
ah He's also...

00:24:28.57
Chibbs
I think the whole point is that you are you, and he's 1977 David Bowie.

00:24:31.00
Bevo
Yeah.

00:24:31.96
Mad Dog
You are you.

00:24:32.36
Bevo
I haven't been in a fight. I don't

00:24:34.23
Chibbs
ah You don't know i'm not a good fighter. I don't know a good if I'm a good fighter

00:24:36.76
Bevo
know. I don't know either.

00:24:38.97
gav
Well, okay, so you know for a fact that Bowie's got at least one fight up on you.

00:24:43.34
Bevo
he' skin He's a skinny man. He's a sensitive artist.

00:24:45.71
Mad Dog
He's got one fight.

00:24:45.81
Chibbs
Yeah, he is.

00:24:47.10
Mad Dog
Yeah, but he but he he lost.

00:24:47.15
Chibbs
He does. He got fucked up in it. He broke his eye.

00:24:50.31
Bevo
He's a drug addict, especially at this point in life.

00:24:50.55
gav
No, no, no, no, no. no no no no

00:24:51.96
Mad Dog
He got beat so bad his eye changed colour.

00:24:52.09
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true.

00:24:53.30
gav
All we, all we know is that his eyes looked dope after this fight.

00:24:53.65
Chibbs
He is. He is a drug addict. He is a drug addict at this point.

00:25:00.38
gav
He might've, oh, actually Bevo.

00:25:00.74
Chibbs
For sure. It's basically Bevo just wailing on a junkie.

00:25:06.07
gav
No, no, no, no, no.

00:25:06.55
Chibbs
What?

00:25:07.63
gav
no no I think you've fucked up here by pointing that out because junkie strength is such a real thing.

00:25:10.63
Chibbs
Why?

00:25:11.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:25:11.63
Chibbs
Why?

00:25:15.55
Chibbs
It's not meth.

00:25:16.64
Bevo
Nah, cocaine.

00:25:17.05
gav
It doesn't matter what it is, man. It doesn't matter.

00:25:18.76
Bevo
Cocania.

00:25:19.69
gav
if it's If he's coked out of his mind and Bevo's trying to fight him, Bevo might die tonight.

00:25:23.94
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, if it's coke, everyone's going to die.

00:25:25.46
Bevo
Yeah.

00:25:26.30
gav
Yeah.

00:25:26.78
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:27.51
gav
This cunt weighs about 45 kilos sopping wet and he is about to end Bevo's life.

00:25:27.92
Chibbs
Fair enough. Man.

00:25:36.71
Chibbs
This segment has completely changed what the podcast is.

00:25:40.09
gav
I know.

00:25:40.38
Bevo
yeah

00:25:40.60
gav
I love it so much.

00:25:44.76
Chibbs
Amazing.

00:25:45.05
gav
mean Me and Chips came up with this on the way to the basketball the other day.

00:25:46.42
Mad Dog
v

00:25:48.01
gav
For the record, we're just talking absolute shit.

00:25:48.34
Chibbs
and i Yeah, yeah. So much shit.

00:25:51.75
Bevo
Oh, I'm the same height as David Bowie. Would you believe that?

00:25:54.21
Mad Dog
Are you?

00:25:54.81
Bevo
Yeah.

00:25:55.25
gav
Oh, you don't have a height advantage.

00:25:55.30
Chibbs
Oh, you fucking kill him, Bevo.

00:25:57.09
gav
You don't have the height.

00:25:57.37
Mad Dog
Hang on.

00:25:57.59
Chibbs
Okay, all right, all right.

00:25:57.93
Mad Dog
Bevo's bevo' is looking up his own stats.

00:25:58.70
Chibbs
This has gone back and forth.

00:25:58.90
gav
youth Bevo thought he had the height advantage.

00:26:00.54
Bevo
it

00:26:02.18
gav
Now he's actually worried when he realizes this man is the same size as me.

00:26:02.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:26:04.73
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:26:07.13
gav
And he's coked out of his fucking skull.

00:26:07.25
Chibbs
No, I think that's good. I think that's good for Bevo.

00:26:08.70
Bevo
I thought he was tall.

00:26:09.23
Chibbs
think that's good.

00:26:09.62
Bevo
I just assumed he was taller.

00:26:10.17
Chibbs
I thought he was tall as well. i thought he had reach.

00:26:11.66
Mad Dog
I assumed he was taller. Yeah. I thought he had reach.

00:26:13.27
Bevo
Um,

00:26:13.08
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:26:14.24
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:26:15.02
Chibbs
He's AIDS ridden though, right? what's What's the go with him?

00:26:17.26
Bevo
nah, nah, nah, nah.

00:26:17.28
gav
No, no, no, no, no.

00:26:18.14
Bevo
He lived a good life.

00:26:18.28
gav
That wasn't...

00:26:18.68
Mad Dog
Oh!

00:26:19.51
gav
Yeah, no, he wasn't... he wasn't um that was That was Bowie.

00:26:21.26
Bevo
i'm

00:26:21.04
Chibbs
So did Patrick Johnson.

00:26:22.10
gav
Oh, no, sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:26:22.40
Chibbs
He's AIDS ridden.

00:26:23.65
gav
That was um Freddie Mercury.

00:26:26.02
Bevo
I'm older than David Bowie was at this point in time by eight years.

00:26:31.00
gav
Eight years his senior.

00:26:31.16
Mad Dog
oh

00:26:31.26
Chibbs
Oh, so a dude eight years older than you is wailing on you as well.

00:26:34.84
Bevo
Is that me?

00:26:35.06
gav
No, no.

00:26:35.06
Chibbs
Okay. All right.

00:26:35.90
Bevo
so i'm I'm older than him.

00:26:36.72
Chibbs
We'll get there. We're going to get there. We'll get there.

00:26:38.69
gav
Bevo's eight years older than...

00:26:39.16
Chibbs
and we're gonna We'll re-evaluate.

00:26:39.85
gav
Okay.

00:26:41.12
Chibbs
We haven't got through the lyrics yet. let's We'll we re-evaluate.

00:26:43.81
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:26:45.08
Chibbs
ah the chorus is the same, verse 4. can remember, i remember standing by the wall, by the wall, and the guns shot above our heads, over our heads, and we kissed as though nothing could fall.

00:26:50.19
Mad Dog
Thank you.

00:27:01.50
Chibbs
Nothing could fall.

00:27:03.23
Bevo
It's another Humpty Dumpty.

00:27:03.34
gav
He's battle-hardened, Bevo.

00:27:04.46
Bevo
Another Humpty Dumpty situation we could go in.

00:27:04.50
gav
You are so fucked.

00:27:06.37
Chibbs
He's in a war-torn country, Beva. You're fucked. This is like a UFC fight where it's like, this guy is from and Los Angeles and this guy is from Turkmenistan.

00:27:17.41
Bevo
Daptoe.

00:27:18.33
gav
Yeah, but it's like...

00:27:18.30
Chibbs
It's like, oh, he's, yeah, the guy from LA is going to die.

00:27:22.49
gav
Yeah, it's just like this guy in l LA that's had like 10 years of training is like, this is a guy they found in a pub in Bulgaria.

00:27:22.52
Chibbs
Yeah. that's

00:27:30.42
Chibbs
yeah yeah yeah Yeah.

00:27:30.65
Mad Dog
yeah

00:27:31.42
Bevo
This is...

00:27:31.47
Mad Dog
This is a guy that we found wrestling bears.

00:27:32.10
Chibbs
Yeah. He doesn't know where he is right now.

00:27:34.17
Bevo
This is a podcaster from DAPTO who time traveled.

00:27:34.42
gav
yeah

00:27:37.11
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:27:37.89
Bevo
He's never been a fight in his life.

00:27:39.98
Mad Dog
Dapto.

00:27:41.08
gav
ah

00:27:41.05
Chibbs
ah

00:27:41.81
Bevo
Yeah.

00:27:42.55
Chibbs
ah ah The chorus goes, and the shame was on the other side. oh we can beat them forever and ever. Then we can be heroes just for one day.

00:27:54.43
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:27:55.72
gav
I'm confused about his timescale here because he's saying we can beat them forever, but we can only be heroes for a day.

00:27:57.62
Bevo
Yeah.

00:27:59.85
Chibbs
I

00:28:00.84
gav
Does that mean one day they're the heroes and then the rest of eternity they're the like oppressor that's just like beating the...

00:28:06.90
Chibbs
assume just someone else takes over and wins.

00:28:10.26
Mad Dog
Yeah,

00:28:10.55
Bevo
Maybe it's a suicide mission, so the hero is just for that day and then they...

00:28:13.82
Chibbs
Could be, could be, yeah, good call.

00:28:15.54
gav
we We might have fallen down the ISIS funnel without even realizing.

00:28:17.62
Bevo
Double suicide.

00:28:18.07
Chibbs
We, we, tell you what, this could be, this could be Isis Funnel.

00:28:19.80
Mad Dog
yeah I'm going to say this is the 9-11 anthem from the other.

00:28:22.42
gav
this might be an isis This might be an ISIS anthem.

00:28:23.74
Bevo
We do...

00:28:23.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:28:25.23
Chibbs
The Isis Funnel of 2026. Well,

00:28:27.19
Bevo
We do know this is about the Berlin Wall, don't we?

00:28:27.14
gav
It might be.

00:28:29.85
Mad Dog
Yes, it is. Yeah, I understand that.

00:28:31.22
gav
yeah well.

00:28:32.42
Chibbs
that's no fun, is it, Pemba?

00:28:32.82
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:28:33.98
Bevo
sorry.

00:28:34.10
gav
That's Berlin Walls in that's in Baghdad, right?

00:28:34.68
Bevo
ruin the Sorry, no, we do know this is about Humpty Dumpty on his wall.

00:28:35.80
Chibbs
That was a depressing time.

00:28:38.42
gav
There we go. There we go.

00:28:39.80
Bevo
having a great fall.

00:28:40.28
Chibbs
I prefer... You know what I enjoy most about the Berlin Wall is that it stood throughout the 80s.

00:28:46.30
Mad Dog
Yeah, and as far as walls go, it was fucking pussy.

00:28:46.78
gav
a

00:28:50.65
Bevo
One of the famous walls.

00:28:50.68
Chibbs
Did the wall come down in 1990 or 89? wonder...

00:28:53.05
Bevo
Yeah, 1990. Because Roger Waters did the um concert, the wall at the site.

00:29:00.25
Chibbs
a e um

00:29:03.00
gav
can i hear Okay, Hadrian's wall was a way better wall.

00:29:03.54
Bevo
Van Morrison was there.

00:29:07.79
Bevo
That's that's one of the one of the big walls.

00:29:08.18
gav
If we're looking at walls that did better than...

00:29:09.83
Bevo
That's on the Mount Rushmore of walls.

00:29:10.12
Mad Dog
That's...

00:29:10.17
Chibbs
ah peter

00:29:12.03
Bevo
Major

00:29:12.06
Chibbs
yeah

00:29:13.56
gav
that did better than

00:29:14.12
Bevo
It won the wall.

00:29:14.16
Chibbs
What's your favourite wall, Gav?

00:29:15.68
Bevo
It won the wall.

00:29:16.02
gav
it's it's I mean, Hadrian's is up there.

00:29:17.67
Mad Dog
Hadrian's would be up there, 100%.

00:29:17.78
gav
the

00:29:18.91
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:29:19.19
gav
I feel like it's hard to go past the Great Wall, obviously. um yeah Wonder...

00:29:24.60
Mad Dog
yeah

00:29:24.50
Chibbs
It's so definitely on the Mount Rushmore, which sort I want to see.

00:29:26.30
gav
Wonder

00:29:26.51
Mad Dog
It's...

00:29:27.54
Chibbs
I'm going to get AI to make the Rushmore of walls.

00:29:28.63
Bevo
wall

00:29:29.82
gav
Wall was written about a specific wall in the in the Gallagher's childhood neighbourhood, I believe, that they actually just really liked.

00:29:32.71
Mad Dog
Walls.

00:29:38.30
gav
So...

00:29:38.57
Mad Dog
The Mount Rushmore of Walls.

00:29:38.84
Chibbs
war What wall? What wall?

00:29:40.47
gav
just Just a wall. Just a wall. The Wonderwall. What are you talking about? the Wonderwall, man. don't Don't fuck me on this.

00:29:46.13
Bevo
It's just wall. It's just a cliff and then it's just a flat surface and then more cliff.

00:29:48.66
gav
Just the...

00:29:52.63
Chibbs
Different fucking stone designs.

00:29:53.93
gav
I'm confused. is this Is this the Rushmore or is this the Wall? It's...

00:30:00.25
Bevo
it' ah

00:30:01.45
Chibbs
Rushmore is a cliff face, not a wall. ah

00:30:04.73
Bevo
a little cliff and that it's just a flat surface and then we'll

00:30:05.66
gav
you look you look at you look at the You look at the wall face and it's just different walls etched into the wall.

00:30:10.81
Chibbs
Oh, fuck, please don't let me forget.

00:30:11.58
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's that's

00:30:13.17
Chibbs
Don't let me forget to make the fucking Mount Rushmore of walls.

00:30:17.42
Mad Dog
that's how i imagine it, where where each president's face was. It's just like a section of wall

00:30:21.21
gav
Just a different wall.

00:30:22.68
Chibbs
what It's a flat section of wall. Yeah. Oh, fuck, don't let me forget.

00:30:28.31
Bevo
And then make the shirt look like it like you'd bought it from the gift shop of Rushmore of Walls.

00:30:29.66
Chibbs
Don't let me forget.

00:30:32.44
gav
That's shirt.

00:30:32.92
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:30:33.08
gav
That's absolutely a shirt.

00:30:34.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:30:35.10
gav
Good God.

00:30:35.19
Chibbs
How many faces? Are there four faces on Mount Rushmore?

00:30:37.59
gav
Yeah, I think was four.

00:30:38.22
Bevo
I think so,

00:30:39.10
Chibbs
Only four different walls.

00:30:39.54
Mad Dog
Oh, jeez. So you've got Hadrian the Great.

00:30:41.37
gav
Yeah.

00:30:42.46
Chibbs
yeah' You've got Hadrian, Berlin, Great, Great.

00:30:44.59
Bevo
Great. Yeah. Wonder.

00:30:45.88
gav
The Great Wall and the Wonder Wall.

00:30:46.07
Mad Dog
The Great Wall.

00:30:47.49
Chibbs
No, fuck them on the Wonderwall.

00:30:48.16
gav
We've got all four.

00:30:48.47
Bevo
um Pink Floyd's the wall.

00:30:49.40
gav
That's...

00:30:50.07
Bevo
Pink Floyd's the wall.

00:30:50.41
Chibbs
There must be a better wall.

00:30:51.33
Bevo
Yeah.

00:30:52.43
Chibbs
What's out of the other wall?

00:30:54.04
Bevo
um

00:30:55.02
Mad Dog
There'd have to be...

00:30:55.86
gav
ah

00:30:57.82
Chibbs
Come on, Gav.

00:30:58.71
Mad Dog
no, no, hang on. There's the wall No, no, there's the wall...

00:31:01.95
Bevo
Wally from Pixar.

00:31:03.77
gav
oh what that sir That's a good joke, actually. The fourth wall.

00:31:08.01
Chibbs
Come doggy, way where where's the wall? Where's the wall?

00:31:10.07
Mad Dog
ya Yeah, yeah.

00:31:10.30
Chibbs
Where's the wall?

00:31:10.84
Mad Dog
So there's the wall.

00:31:11.58
Bevo
Great wall of China.

00:31:13.77
Chibbs
That's the great! We've already said that.

00:31:14.87
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:31:14.81
gav
No, way wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:31:15.96
Bevo
We want,

00:31:16.05
gav
make the make the fourth Make the fourth wall just your face looking out of the t-shirt breaking the fourth wall.

00:31:16.05
Chibbs
What's

00:31:16.71
Mad Dog
I've got one. I've got one.

00:31:37.23
gav
Oh, fuck. Yeah.

00:31:38.90
Chibbs
Oh, shit!

00:31:39.56
Bevo
Roll the credit.

00:31:40.56
Chibbs
Oh, shit!

00:31:42.01
gav
2K26, we out of here.

00:31:41.96
Chibbs
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

00:31:54.14
gav
is just

00:31:57.53
gav
this is ah this this is a highbrow comedy podcast now ah

00:32:02.61
Bevo
That's very clever.

00:32:04.25
Mad Dog
Oh, that's good.

00:32:04.43
Chibbs
Fuck, that's good. well The bridge goes, we can be heroes, we can be heroes, we can be heroes just for one day, we can be heroes.

00:32:05.75
gav
yeah

00:32:13.14
Chibbs
That's a bridge.

00:32:14.97
gav
Yeah, okay.

00:32:16.31
Chibbs
The court last chorus goes, we are nothing and nothing will help us. Maybe we're lying, then you better not stay, but we could be safer just for one day.

00:32:30.36
Bevo
What means that?

00:32:31.86
gav
Yeah, what the fuck is he? I feel like that's a really different tone from the rest of the song as well.

00:32:36.65
Chibbs
Look, a couple of minutes ago he was singing about the majestic dolphin and how it glides through the water and now he's like, we are nothing and nothing will help us.

00:32:36.90
gav
Like, he's really...

00:32:37.85
Bevo
pretty bleak. It's very bleak. Yeah.

00:32:40.28
gav
Yeah. Fuck.

00:32:45.40
Chibbs
He's like, what the dolphins?

00:32:46.84
Bevo
Also, I'm very drunk.

00:32:47.35
Chibbs
What about the dolphins

00:32:47.51
gav
this is This is lending a lot of credence to the cocaine theory.

00:32:52.95
Chibbs
you're talking about?

00:32:56.33
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:32:57.78
Chibbs
He was just talking about majestic animals in the water.

00:33:02.52
Mad Dog
ah

00:33:03.03
Chibbs
And now he's like, there is nothing and nothing matters.

00:33:06.07
gav
Nothing matters and and we're all going to fucking be liars forever.

00:33:06.42
Mad Dog
Yeah. I'm...

00:33:10.46
Chibbs
Yeah. Maybe we're lying. Yeah.

00:33:16.03
gav
It's a weird line.

00:33:16.28
Chibbs
Maybe we're lying.

00:33:17.27
gav
It's a weird...

00:33:17.21
Chibbs
It's also so just like such a gaslighting thing to say. It's like, maybe I'm lying.

00:33:21.46
Mad Dog
Maybe I'm lying.

00:33:21.43
gav
Maybe I'm lying. Maybe I'm telling the fucking truth. Did you ever fucking think about that? Bitch.

00:33:28.84
Bevo
Hmm.

00:33:31.37
Chibbs
The fucking sun is against me. I'm just kidding me, man.

00:33:35.88
gav
It might be a permanent fixture for the pod now.

00:33:38.04
Bevo
m

00:33:38.10
Chibbs
Oh, fuck. Do it. Do it.

00:33:39.06
gav
It was a stylistic choice.

00:33:39.34
Chibbs
I love it.

00:33:39.99
Bevo
The character.

00:33:41.02
gav
It was a stylistic choice before I came on air and I...

00:33:41.70
Chibbs
That's great. Fuck, I wish I could pull that off. I don't think I've got enough sunnies.

00:33:44.31
gav
I like it.

00:33:46.07
Mad Dog
um for For the record, my fourth wall was the wall that separates the Catholics and the Protestants. in um

00:33:54.46
Chibbs
Is there a wall?

00:33:56.08
Mad Dog
There's a wall.

00:33:57.10
Chibbs
No, there isn't.

00:33:57.37
Mad Dog
in Yeah, yeah.

00:33:57.94
gav
In the cemetery? In the cemetery?

00:33:59.48
Chibbs
In Glasgow?

00:34:01.02
Mad Dog
In a certain town um on the border of Northern Ireland and the Republic.

00:34:02.65
gav
oh shit.

00:34:08.82
Chibbs
Really? A wall?

00:34:09.98
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah, look it up, man. There's a wall.

00:34:12.88
Chibbs
Fuck. That's pretty... I was going to say like South Korea North yes three in north Korea is...

00:34:14.58
gav
If you have to say look it up, does it deserve to be on the Mount Rushmore of Walls?

00:34:18.33
Mad Dog
No, well, you know, I was spitballing at the time, but you can't.

00:34:21.01
gav
No, I get it I get it.

00:34:21.32
Chibbs
This Korea?

00:34:22.20
gav
No, that's fair.

00:34:22.49
Chibbs
Is there a wall at Korea or is it more miney?

00:34:23.04
gav
That's fair.

00:34:24.93
Chibbs
Is it more mines?

00:34:26.33
Mad Dog
It's a DMZ. Nah, it's.

00:34:27.51
Chibbs
Is there a wall?

00:34:28.41
gav
I think it's a super barbed-wired fence.

00:34:31.54
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's like a no man's land.

00:34:33.30
Chibbs
With a bunker though, right?

00:34:35.02
gav
There's a thing in the middle.

00:34:35.35
Mad Dog
ah

00:34:35.90
gav
There's like an exchange room in the middle.

00:34:36.59
Mad Dog
shitloaders bunkers.

00:34:38.04
gav
Have you seen that room?

00:34:38.27
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:34:39.04
gav
There's a room on the border of the North and north and South Korea where it's like they...

00:34:43.25
Chibbs
Yeah, that's where Trump met him.

00:34:44.97
Mad Dog
It's kind of like the night pay window at 7-Eleven.

00:34:45.02
gav
It probably was, yeah, they... Yeah, it's exactly that.

00:34:47.73
Mad Dog
They can pass.

00:34:48.51
gav
and and And on either end of the room, the North Korean guards are at one end, the South Korean guards are at the other, and they just stand there and glare at each other all fucking day.

00:34:48.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:34:55.73
Chibbs
but What an intense day that would be.

00:34:56.38
Mad Dog
To this day.

00:34:57.56
gav
And then if they ever need to exchange...

00:34:57.65
Chibbs
That'd be as bad as being in the hot dog guy in Avril Lavigne's video. Yeah.

00:35:02.26
gav
Ha ha ha ha ha! Nice. And if you're wondering what the fuck we're talking about, listen to last week's episode.

00:35:07.10
Chibbs
um

00:35:09.82
Chibbs
Yeah, you should be listening to to all of them.

00:35:10.64
gav
Ha ha ha ha!

00:35:11.90
Chibbs
um The outro goes, yeah but the outro goes, oh, oh, oh, just for one day.

00:35:12.60
Bevo
Start again from one and make your way to here.

00:35:23.98
Chibbs
That's it. There you go. Done. Lyrics are done.

00:35:27.34
Mad Dog
Oh, good grief.

00:35:27.48
gav
Nice.

00:35:27.73
Bevo
You know what?

00:35:27.77
Chibbs
Lyrics are done.

00:35:27.92
gav
That's good.

00:35:28.17
Bevo
about the fight and Back on the fight for a second. I reckon the person who...

00:35:31.26
Chibbs
i before you say this Before you say this, is this when you should decide if you should fight them again, or do you want to get more information about them before you decide you're going to fight them?

00:35:38.20
Bevo
Well, what I was going to say is that I think at the top of the episode, the person should decide and at the end of the lyrics, the the rest of you guys should decide.

00:35:46.62
Mad Dog
Get a checkup.

00:35:47.27
gav
Oh, that's not bad.

00:35:47.86
Mad Dog
Oh, okay.

00:35:49.75
Chibbs
If you would win, if you would beat him in a fight, we decide.

00:35:49.88
gav
ah

00:35:50.39
Mad Dog
I still...

00:35:52.54
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

00:35:53.55
gav
It's more funny if everyone else decides if you could beat them.

00:35:53.94
Bevo
Yeah. Because I'm confident.

00:35:56.51
gav
You're right. That's a better joke.

00:35:58.58
Bevo
I don't think I would lose my confidence.

00:36:01.21
Mad Dog
No, um

00:36:08.09
Chibbs
Okay.

00:36:08.38
Mad Dog
um

00:36:08.46
gav
That's a good stinger.

00:36:08.57
Chibbs
So...

00:36:09.80
Bevo
Perfect.

00:36:10.42
gav
That's a good fucking stinger, man.

00:36:10.68
Bevo
Perfect.

00:36:11.96
Chibbs
ah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:12.60
Bevo
Says it all.

00:36:14.00
gav
Hell yeah.

00:36:15.16
Bevo
Can you change it to could he be?

00:36:15.22
Mad Dog
I'm still happy to back you after that, Bevo.

00:36:15.22
gav
Um...

00:36:17.50
Mad Dog
Yeah, I'm on board.

00:36:17.74
Chibbs
Um... Beva, I'm backing you. ah You've got a fucking psychopath inside you that is just...

00:36:19.22
Bevo
Yeah, thank you for the same.

00:36:19.45
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:36:21.46
gav
That's exactly...

00:36:23.18
Chibbs
Wait. It wants to wail on 1977 David Bowie so bad.

00:36:25.82
Bevo
comes out of my dreams sometimes.

00:36:27.29
gav
I was... Yeah. I was 100% going to say, I feel like originally when I was listening the lyrics, I was like, i reckon that Bowie's got some strength that Bevo doesn't know about. But now I'm like, in general, I'm like...

00:36:37.38
Bevo
I will say I have, I'd lied before I have been in one fight and I called up in a little ball.

00:36:42.81
Chibbs
Yeah, but but you don't want do you don't want to do that again, and I believe that if Bevo can just get him to the ground, he will not stop hammerfisting his face.

00:36:45.81
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. No, never again.

00:36:53.78
gav
Yeah, yeah.

00:36:53.74
Chibbs
but Nothing will stop him.

00:36:54.12
Mad Dog
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

00:36:56.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:36:56.34
gav
I reckon Bevo's one of those...

00:36:57.01
Bevo
I really like your stuff despite this.

00:36:57.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:37:02.29
gav
Bevo's one of those guys that would that would that would, like, blind the enemy.

00:37:02.85
Chibbs
I'm sorry!

00:37:06.99
gav
I think i think if Bevo was in a fight, ah feel yeah ah I was going to say just straight up claw out their eyeballs.

00:37:08.47
Bevo
fight dirty. Pocket sand.

00:37:11.25
Chibbs
Oh, like the dirt, like the hand of dirt, handful of dirt.

00:37:14.10
Mad Dog
wow

00:37:16.13
gav
I reckon Bevo's...

00:37:16.44
Chibbs
oh Oh, right, not not an acid, not not a charming acid attack.

00:37:16.76
Mad Dog
Yeah, right.

00:37:18.84
gav
No, no, I think he's just a bit of a fucking animal at heart.

00:37:19.54
Mad Dog
So...

00:37:21.97
Bevo
Bring back the acid.

00:37:21.88
gav
I think if he...

00:37:22.14
Mad Dog
So it's not the queens Queensbury rules of boxing here.

00:37:24.79
gav
No, and that's the thing. I reckon here's the other thing I think about Bevo. I think he's such a like a pacifist kind of guy, but then once he'd done it once, he'd realized that he got a real taste for it.

00:37:33.98
Mad Dog
Get the taste.

00:37:35.08
gav
He'd be like, oh, I want to do that again.............

00:37:35.32
Bevo
yeah yeah

00:37:35.50
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:37:38.42
Bevo
My first instinct, I don't know, tell tell me about your experience here. If someone tried to like break into my house, which has happened actually. um

00:37:47.83
Mad Dog
Well, you are from DAPTO.

00:37:48.50
Chibbs
Is that when you ended up in a ball?

00:37:49.03
Mad Dog
Yes.

00:37:50.58
Bevo
No, separate, separate.

00:37:51.51
Chibbs
Oh, good.

00:37:52.14
Bevo
um ah My first instinct was to grab something and like use it as a weapon.

00:37:53.72
Mad Dog
so No, separate.

00:37:57.37
Chibbs
Yeah, fuck a night.

00:37:57.72
Bevo
Do you guys, are you guys weapon based defenders or...

00:37:57.94
Mad Dog
Fucking no.

00:37:59.64
gav
Yeah, fuck.

00:38:01.00
Chibbs
I am very much weapon-based.

00:38:01.40
gav
Oh, shit, yet

00:38:02.81
Mad Dog
If there's something on hand, I'm grabbing a weapon.

00:38:02.68
Chibbs
I have been known to fuck someone up with a bat.

00:38:05.98
Bevo
Yeah, well, range.

00:38:06.17
gav
yeah.

00:38:06.90
Bevo
Range is what you want because then you can't be touched.

00:38:07.01
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:38:08.28
gav
Yeah. You need the range. So I i was like at some point um after the...

00:38:13.28
Bevo
Settling in.

00:38:15.26
gav
ah for the record i was For the record, I was popping my fucking bottle open with my with my fucking pocket knife.

00:38:15.67
Bevo
settle in

00:38:16.50
Chibbs
oh

00:38:22.07
gav
So you're like, are you weapon-based?

00:38:24.84
Chibbs
I'll tell you about the fight I've been in.

00:38:27.52
gav
I'm like, nah, bro.

00:38:27.76
Chibbs
It's a pocket knife, you fucking lunatic.

00:38:28.40
gav
Pop

00:38:32.52
Chibbs
And an AK-47 in the background.

00:38:32.98
gav
Fuck off. I always... yeah What i was going to say was, i when at some point in my house, I was like, i need a i need a decent like home defense system that isn't my front door.

00:38:43.96
gav
So I bought ah a timber Louisville slugger, like an actual baseball bat to keep by the bed.

00:38:48.92
Chibbs
Yeah, sick.

00:38:50.16
gav
And when I was... This was on Amazon. I went on Amazon and I was buying this baseball bat and it was just like, here's what... You know, it's like when you buy something, it's like recommended bundled purchases.

00:39:01.08
Bevo
is what other people have bought

00:39:01.65
gav
It's like what other people have bought. Like you should buy this as well.

00:39:03.67
Mad Dog
yeah

00:39:03.58
Chibbs
Bross knuckles.

00:39:04.54
Bevo
like a box set of 30 Rock or something like that.

00:39:05.17
gav
It was... it was i was buying a fucking timber baseball bat and was like, you should buy a bit of barbed wire for that.

00:39:12.15
Bevo
a plastic box and some tarp.

00:39:12.89
gav
And it was... Amazon was literally like, here's 10 meters of barbed wire you can add to your cart for no extra for for no extra shipping.

00:39:16.48
Mad Dog
You should.

00:39:19.86
Chibbs
that bat's not That bat isn't deadly enough.

00:39:23.17
Bevo
Okay.

00:39:24.28
gav
Just stack the fucking wine.

00:39:24.76
Bevo
is a plastic here's a plastic box in some top

00:39:27.25
Chibbs
Bob, why?

00:39:27.77
Mad Dog
Well, this is...

00:39:29.72
gav
And I was just like, Elon Musk doesn't give up.

00:39:29.96
Chibbs
Fuck.

00:39:32.37
gav
Oh, wait, wait. Jeff Bezos doesn't give a fuck out.

00:39:34.14
Mad Dog
Yeah, Bezos.

00:39:33.96
Chibbs
Bezos is just like, yeah.

00:39:35.21
gav
Bezos is just like, yeah, no, I know i see what i see you. He was just like, you you you know you can make that baseball bat way worse by wrapping it in barbed fucking wire.

00:39:38.65
Mad Dog
This...

00:39:46.32
Mad Dog
Chibsy, do you remember the Mickey Mouse bat?

00:39:48.73
Chibbs
yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:49.78
Mad Dog
Yeah, and then there was a little, um that little metal baseball bat or t-ball bat.

00:39:49.61
Chibbs
yeah

00:39:55.16
Chibbs
Yeah, a little aluminium baseball bat.

00:39:57.34
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:39:57.30
gav
you You guys are talking like your childhood home, right?

00:39:57.37
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:39:59.22
gav
like i I feel like I grew up in a house that had a bat.

00:39:59.38
Mad Dog
Yeah, wait we had a couple of bats that

00:40:00.21
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:40:02.39
gav
I grew up in a house that had a, like, this is how, like, if someone comes, you know, gets too close the front door bat, you got to have a bat.

00:40:06.19
Chibbs
Oh, we got a bat.

00:40:06.72
Bevo
Oh, I never had a bat.

00:40:06.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:40:08.02
Chibbs
Um...

00:40:08.44
Mad Dog
And but the thing was, it was never discussed, but it was kind of an, um it was an unspoken thing that this is the bat.

00:40:11.90
gav
You knew what it was for. You knew what it was for.

00:40:15.01
Bevo
I just quip him to death.

00:40:16.31
gav
Yeah, the bat was the bat was slightly hidden so that only people in the house would know where the bat was.

00:40:16.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:40:17.62
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:40:21.39
gav
But if the ah if the assailant came in, they wouldn't immediately see the bat.

00:40:21.37
Chibbs
Yeah, I...

00:40:22.27
Bevo
think we're bat caves.

00:40:25.34
Chibbs
I had an experience once where i was hanging out with Mossy and his mates at one point.

00:40:31.58
Bevo
mean

00:40:32.25
Chibbs
And um there was this one dude that was sort of one of his mates, but i don't know. And they were heaps into like that nut tapping shit where they whack in the nuts.

00:40:42.83
Bevo
Oh, I hate it.

00:40:42.81
gav
Yeah, yep, yep, yep.

00:40:43.16
Mad Dog
Oh, that sucks.

00:40:45.66
Chibbs
And i'm older like I'm older than them. Like I'm not i'm not in your, I'm just here.

00:40:52.98
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:52.80
Chibbs
But one of them did it to me.

00:40:53.27
gav
Yeah.

00:40:55.52
Chibbs
And I was like, that's the last time.

00:40:58.58
gav
You get one, you get one.

00:40:58.77
Chibbs
That's it. but That was the one.

00:41:00.89
gav
Yeah.

00:41:00.88
Chibbs
Don't do it again. And he was pretty drunk. And then not long, 20 minutes later, 20 minutes later, he fucking, I walked past.

00:41:06.20
Mad Dog
So he didn't listen. Yeah.

00:41:10.43
gav
Nah, son, nah, son.

00:41:11.64
Chibbs
Another fucking whack. Got that? I looked There's a cricket bat sitting there.

00:41:16.57
Bevo
Oh, flat.

00:41:17.43
Mad Dog
Nice.

00:41:21.89
Bevo
Wrapped.

00:41:22.13
Chibbs
I just fucking instantly saw red bat fucking to the shoulder. Like just fucking crack.

00:41:31.48
Bevo
Oh.

00:41:31.57
Chibbs
Crack. Three. Three fucking full swings with a cricket bat on this dude.

00:41:34.20
Bevo
Okay. It's good information for the next episode where you'll be a silent.

00:41:37.21
gav
amazing amazing

00:41:38.30
Chibbs
Yeah, and um he whacked, he ended up with, I hit him in the side of the head with the last one, an um and he he just ended up with this fucking lump, this lump on his fucking forehead as he sat there drinking beers the rest of the night, like, just heaps quiet.

00:41:46.93
Bevo
Whoa, Jesus Christ.

00:41:50.66
gav
let's we can bleep We can bleep this bit.

00:41:53.02
Bevo
How much have you been drinking?

00:41:58.52
gav
we can we can we can we can we can bleep the pit part where you admit to a fucking general assault.

00:41:58.74
Bevo
Oh, wow.

00:42:03.32
Bevo
Oh, I'm just saying, you youre I hope you don't wake up tomorrow and go, what do I talk about on the podcast?

00:42:04.67
Chibbs
That was a long time ago. I'm sure the statute, sort of statute top on that.

00:42:07.13
gav
Statue of limitations is passed.

00:42:08.43
Chibbs
Yeah, sort of statutes up on that. No one press charges. just But I think I'm just, and and all of them were just like, he fucking told you. He said, don't do it.

00:42:16.50
gav
Yeah, I mean, that's fair game too.

00:42:17.52
Bevo
Yeah, that's a legally binding threat.

00:42:17.43
Chibbs
He said, don't do it.

00:42:17.72
Mad Dog
a

00:42:18.26
gav
Like, yeah.

00:42:18.19
Chibbs
He said, don't do it. Anyway. Yeah.

00:42:21.34
gav
Yeah.

00:42:21.39
Chibbs
I like a good bat. Look a good. Bat passion.

00:42:24.24
Bevo
Let's discuss, let's get back to walls.

00:42:24.44
gav
Yeah.

00:42:24.54
Chibbs
Love it.

00:42:24.76
gav
No, that that's that that's fair.

00:42:26.30
Chibbs
Also don't hit me in the nuts.

00:42:27.77
gav
Yeah, don't hit me in the nuts. Don't hit me in the nuts.

00:42:29.49
Chibbs
I didn't mean to ask.

00:42:30.62
Bevo
Talking about walls.

00:42:30.65
Chibbs
This song was released on the 23rd of September 1977.

00:42:31.41
Bevo
Not

00:42:35.17
Chibbs
That is 8,754 days before the towers fell down.

00:42:41.27
gav
um we've That's the longest we've had in a while.

00:42:42.51
Bevo
long before the walls fell down though.

00:42:43.78
gav
8,000

00:42:44.82
Mad Dog
eight thousand

00:42:46.50
Bevo
The walls came tumbling down as they said.

00:42:46.64
gav
days.

00:42:46.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:42:47.24
gav
That's a lot of fucking days.

00:42:48.60
Chibbs
Which wall? There's so many. um It's written by David Bowie and Brian Eno. There you go.

00:42:55.54
gav
ah Yeah, well, that's it. Fucking hell.

00:42:57.48
Chibbs
That's who it's written by. Yep.

00:42:59.26
gav
ah love it i love i love I love that short list.

00:42:59.54
Chibbs
ah

00:43:03.44
gav
I think, you know, we we we all know that I'm a fan of beaver Bieber.

00:43:03.76
Chibbs
Yeah, it's good. They're just getting it done.

00:43:07.62
gav
Bieber, Jesus Christ.

00:43:08.47
Bevo
butthead.

00:43:08.78
gav
Bieber but like be beeber and Butthead.

00:43:09.11
Bevo
Beaver and butthead.

00:43:11.64
gav
But I think that was the classic example where it was like, was it Baby that we didn't?

00:43:12.73
Bevo
f and but

00:43:14.30
Mad Dog
ah youa

00:43:16.28
Bevo
There's a shirt, Bieber and Butt.

00:43:18.15
gav
Bieber and Butt-In!

00:43:18.39
Mad Dog
e

00:43:18.48
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:43:19.51
gav
That's good. That's good. But like a simple song with like three lyrics and it's got like 14 songwriters, you know what i mean?

00:43:24.77
Mad Dog
Beaver.

00:43:26.53
gav
It's like you got a song that's this good and it's got two.

00:43:26.66
Chibbs
he Yeah, Gav loves it.

00:43:29.89
gav
You're like, that's good.

00:43:29.84
Chibbs
It's a hit.

00:43:30.85
gav
That's good.

00:43:31.35
Chibbs
um David Bowie at one point, he famously monetized his future royalties with Bowie bonds.

00:43:32.19
Mad Dog
Beaver.

00:43:33.31
gav
Bieber.

00:43:38.35
Chibbs
He sold Bowie bonds.

00:43:39.17
Mad Dog
What? Wow.

00:43:41.39
Chibbs
It's just a weird sort of fucking rockstar finance thing that he did.

00:43:42.15
gav
That's sick.

00:43:45.99
Chibbs
Like, you could buy Bowie bonds.

00:43:48.25
Mad Dog
it's

00:43:48.03
Chibbs
It's like, I'll get...

00:43:48.71
Bevo
please.

00:43:48.86
Mad Dog
It's the meme coin of life.

00:43:50.33
Chibbs
Yeah, honestly, it's like, yeah, it is.

00:43:51.54
gav
Yeah.

00:43:51.82
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:43:52.22
gav
Yep.

00:43:52.73
Chibbs
How's that? Yeah. Yeah. And Brian Eno had this weird thing of using, like, prompt cards, which he called oblique strategies, to break creative blocks as a method to blend into the whole Berlin-era experimental vibe.

00:44:12.83
Chibbs
Like, because they they were recording this in Berlin.

00:44:15.91
Bevo
Yeah, this is famously his Berlin period.

00:44:15.96
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:44:15.97
gav
yeahp

00:44:16.28
Chibbs
And it was all just full of weird art and, yeah, weird thing.

00:44:20.41
Mad Dog
Interesting. Okay.

00:44:21.18
Chibbs
And he would use, like, just throw out, like, flashcards with weird sayings or pictures and shit to kind of, like, break creative blocks, which makes me think he pulled a dolphin out at some point.

00:44:28.92
gav
Okay, yeah.

00:44:33.18
Mad Dog
a

00:44:33.17
gav
I like that.

00:44:35.90
Chibbs
like it's ah It's just like we're singing about, you know, the Berlin Wall and things like that and whatever, and he's like, dolphins, dolphins are...

00:44:36.86
Mad Dog
ah

00:44:44.41
Bevo
<unk>

00:44:44.98
gav
Swim like the dolphins.

00:44:45.78
Chibbs
That's a beautiful animal. That's a beautiful animal you got there on that card there, Brian.

00:44:48.04
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:44:51.80
Chibbs
um

00:44:51.99
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:44:53.53
Chibbs
Yeah, so yeah, it was part of that whole Berlin Wall thing. It was recorded at the Hansa Studios, which became this whole mythos of...

00:45:05.30
Chibbs
music at that time of recording at that point in berlin it was a very cool hipster place to be is that side of the wall apparently very close to the wall um to the point where there were like gun turrets and stuff within eyesight of where they were that sort of thing um yeah no it's it it's cool

00:45:25.78
gav
Nice.

00:45:27.80
Mad Dog
Nice.

00:45:28.64
gav
Nice. Love a good... If I'm not with an eye swipe of a gun turret, I'm pissed off, man.

00:45:30.62
Mad Dog
Love a good turret.

00:45:33.56
Chibbs
Yeah, it's rock hard, like a turret.

00:45:37.14
gav
Get him.

00:45:37.18
Chibbs
Robert Fripp of King Crimson played lead guitar on this track.

00:45:40.91
Bevo
Oh, second King Crimson mentioned tonight.

00:45:42.33
Chibbs
Yeah, how's that?

00:45:44.35
Mad Dog
King Crimson.

00:45:44.17
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:45:44.40
gav
Ha ha ha ha!

00:45:45.40
Chibbs
yeah um But he got into a dispute with them later on in life about the like the credit and recognition of what he did on the track.

00:45:53.88
Mad Dog
Interesting.

00:45:54.31
Chibbs
So a lot of it is like...

00:45:54.64
Bevo
It's a big part of the track. It's Ebo, I believe.

00:45:56.63
Chibbs
It's massive part, massive part of the track is that guitar work on it.

00:45:57.61
Bevo
Yeah,

00:46:00.01
Chibbs
Yeah, for sure. And Bowie did record a German and French version of it at the same time.

00:46:01.38
gav
I love Ebo's, man. Ebo is good.

00:46:05.66
gav
Oh, there you go.

00:46:06.62
Chibbs
Yeah. One was called Heldin and one was called Hedos.

00:46:10.79
Bevo
Ross.

00:46:11.58
gav
ah

00:46:11.93
Mad Dog
interesting

00:46:12.63
gav
Which was which?

00:46:13.02
Bevo
heros

00:46:13.02
Chibbs
yeah

00:46:13.59
gav
Which which was which?

00:46:14.68
Chibbs
Which was which? um Now, this is cool because...

00:46:19.06
gav
um One was called Hirosh-Steben and the one was the other one was called Hirach.

00:46:21.69
Chibbs
yeah

00:46:25.94
gav
I don't know which one was French.

00:46:26.55
Mad Dog
look

00:46:26.84
Chibbs
but I don't know which one.

00:46:27.13
Bevo
he

00:46:26.98
gav
We weren't just German, but...

00:46:28.38
Bevo
one was sp spelled G Y R O S.

00:46:28.79
Chibbs
So

00:46:31.64
Chibbs
ah Tony Visconti produced this for Brian and did a lot of Bowie stuff.

00:46:36.41
Bevo
yeah He did a lot of Bowie stuff.

00:46:39.10
Chibbs
But how's this? While they were writing this song, Bowie was out on a little walk around. ah i guess it was it's definitely West Berlin, I imagine.

00:46:52.53
Chibbs
wasn't the East. Is that right?

00:46:53.47
Mad Dog
You can't just walk around in the east.

00:46:56.50
Chibbs
So he's walking over and wandering around. He goes around a corner and he sees Tony Visconti tonguing Antonia Mab.

00:47:08.92
Mad Dog
yeah With one of those weird German bees.

00:47:09.37
Bevo
Marbo.

00:47:09.34
gav
Not, not Antonia Marb.

00:47:10.97
Chibbs
yeah

00:47:12.95
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:47:13.35
Chibbs
I don't know.

00:47:13.69
Bevo
Tonguing.

00:47:14.00
Chibbs
She was some sort of person. She was like, i don't know if she was an actor or a singer or a socialite of some sort, someone of some repute.

00:47:17.66
Bevo
As are we all.

00:47:19.74
gav
as ah ah

00:47:22.79
Bevo
Somewhat of note.

00:47:23.83
Chibbs
Yeah. um

00:47:25.52
Mad Dog
Tonguing.

00:47:25.53
Chibbs
And he he was he was he was getting it on, his old Antonia, by the by the wall, underneath gun turret.

00:47:28.83
Bevo
Macken.

00:47:31.83
Bevo
and

00:47:32.02
gav
By the wall. Okay.

00:47:34.04
Bevo
m

00:47:35.13
Chibbs
And he went, uh-oh, uh-oh.

00:47:35.42
Bevo
Under the boardwalk.

00:47:37.74
Chibbs
And he went, this isn't good. And you know why this isn't good? It's because his mate Tony was very much married at the time.

00:47:44.20
Bevo
Ooh, I better write a whole song about this.

00:47:45.18
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:47:45.44
gav
Ah.

00:47:47.61
Chibbs
So he had to anonymize the song.

00:47:48.13
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:47:54.26
Chibbs
So he didn't name who it was, but he did mention about the kissing under the gun turret and all that sort of stuff. It was based on him catching his producer having an affair.

00:48:00.82
gav
There you go.

00:48:05.18
Chibbs
And I posed the question, did it need to be put into song form? If I was producing it, I'd be like, so that verse you got there about the people kissing under the gun turret,

00:48:10.37
Bevo
Hmm.

00:48:10.27
gav
ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:48:17.85
gav
ah

00:48:18.33
Chibbs
How about there's other things that swim in the ocean?

00:48:18.52
gav
ah that sounds That sounds like you might be talking.

00:48:20.98
Chibbs
Like we can talk about porpoises.

00:48:22.10
Bevo
we Where are the flashcards at?

00:48:23.93
Chibbs
You're going talk about a porpoise.

00:48:24.47
Mad Dog
and How about the crabs?

00:48:26.62
Chibbs
do yeah um Yeah.

00:48:28.18
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:48:31.58
Chibbs
So he just, was and apparently he was quoted later by Rolling Stone saying that he, um he, he basically, yeah, it was just like, he knew that that relationship was doomed from the start.

00:48:45.69
Chibbs
ah

00:48:46.06
gav
Wow.

00:48:46.55
Chibbs
And that's what the doomed lovers redemption together just for one day thing was about.

00:48:51.58
gav
Okay.

00:48:51.96
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:48:52.76
gav
Right.

00:48:53.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:48:53.85
gav
There you go. There

00:48:55.35
Chibbs
There you fucking go That's why you listen to this podcast.

00:48:57.34
Bevo
There you go.

00:48:57.75
gav
you fucking go. that's ah That's why you tune in.

00:49:00.65
Bevo
That's why he got through 49 minutes of of chaff.

00:49:00.82
gav
That's why you tune in to this frequency on the on the on the FM channels.

00:49:01.04
Chibbs
That's why. Tune in. Dial in.

00:49:06.30
gav
you You bitch.

00:49:10.08
Chibbs
Fisconi used, so he's famous for this this mic technique, which you hear in this song of these, you would set up vocal mics in different, you know, ranges from him a close mic a medium range mic and a far room mic and then in the mix would pull between them so as you're going through this song you hear the the near mic early and by the time it gets to the end you're getting a room mic which is this huge big cavernous vocal yeah and um

00:49:35.45
Bevo
Yeah, he's also singing octaves as well. Starts out low, gets high.

00:49:42.07
Chibbs
So as he the louder he would go, the further the mic, he would switch between what mic was further away. And it all just depended on his vocal take at the time.

00:49:52.20
Chibbs
So he's mixing this on a board manually.

00:49:55.96
Bevo
Yeah.

00:49:55.96
Chibbs
it's not Nothing's automated. And he would just switch between what mics depending on how his vocal range went. So if his take, he started to get louder, he'd go with the mics that were further away.

00:50:08.67
Chibbs
It's cool.

00:50:08.99
Mad Dog
Yep. It's pretty cool.

00:50:09.78
gav
Yeah, right.

00:50:10.69
Bevo
Yeah.

00:50:11.07
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:50:12.59
Bevo
Shame it sounds like shit.

00:50:12.92
Chibbs
And Brian Eno's all keyboard-y and shit.

00:50:14.78
gav
ah

00:50:15.16
Chibbs
He loves all that shit. Yeah. So, yeah. I do feel like Frick was kind of, yeah, the fact that they're like, ah we won't really credit you that much on it because so much of it's like guitar work.

00:50:25.50
Bevo
m It's one of the, one of the three main things of the song really, isn't it?

00:50:29.98
Chibbs
Yeah, 100% it is. Yeah, that's right.

00:50:31.75
Bevo
Maybe the two.

00:50:31.74
Chibbs
Is there a video, Gav?

00:50:33.94
gav
There is a video.

00:50:35.62
Chibbs
Oh, that's a shame. Okay, that's a shame.

00:50:39.95
gav
that's That's enough.

00:50:42.29
Chibbs
That's fine. ah All right, set list. Should we play the game?

00:50:45.88
gav
No, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, There is a video.

00:50:48.70
Chibbs
There is a video. Did you say there wasn't a video?

00:50:49.72
gav
I just just said that. I just said there's a video.

00:50:52.12
Chibbs
There is.

00:50:52.44
gav
No, i said I said there is a video.

00:50:52.67
Chibbs
Oh.

00:50:53.96
gav
And then...

00:51:07.12
gav
That's me. Video summary is David Bowie's face.

00:51:13.72
Chibbs
Wait, is that what all it is? Is it actually a video?

00:51:15.77
gav
Yeah. Yeah, there is a video. It's it's David Bowie's face.

00:51:19.38
Bevo
David Bowie's face.

00:51:20.98
Chibbs
Okay, cool.

00:51:21.75
Bevo
I can't read these comments without reading stranger things, spoilers, which I haven't seen yet.

00:51:21.82
Chibbs
Is there any YouTube videos?

00:51:21.98
gav
every day and then

00:51:24.94
Chibbs
its it Is it...

00:51:26.04
gav
every now and then Every now and then they zoom out to be a part of his body.

00:51:26.20
Chibbs
Oh, is it... I'm

00:51:31.00
gav
But for the most part, it's just it's just David Bowie.

00:51:30.96
Chibbs
gonna go back to the face.

00:51:31.38
Bevo
Yeah. A couple of. what

00:51:32.26
Chibbs
What's... ah So, it's got something to do with Stranger Things. um

00:51:36.89
gav
So yeah, this song played in the Stranger Things finale, which was released on New Year's Day.

00:51:40.38
Chibbs
The Bowie version?

00:51:42.04
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:51:43.26
Chibbs
Okay, so in in season one or two, I've only seen season one and two of Stranger Things, but in one of those seasons, there is a Peter Gabriel version of Heroes that is so fucking good, ah listen to it maybe once a week.

00:51:48.71
Bevo
Hmm.

00:51:48.82
gav
Yep, they... Yep.

00:51:53.56
gav
A cover, yep.

00:52:01.82
gav
Hectic.

00:52:02.35
Chibbs
The Peter Gabriel version.

00:52:02.58
Bevo
Cool.

00:52:03.30
Chibbs
It is fucking unbelievable. I remember watching the show and going, the show's good. That song is the fucking best thing that's ever happened on this show was that song.

00:52:12.15
gav
Yeah, nice. Nice.

00:52:13.92
Chibbs
And I went, I love this song, but that version of it is fucking unbelievable. It's Peter Gabriel version of it. um

00:52:21.37
gav
Yeah.

00:52:22.35
Chibbs
It'll end up on my live. It'll end up on one of my lives.

00:52:26.31
Bevo
Cool.

00:52:26.23
Chibbs
For sure. Yeah. um

00:52:28.02
gav
Sick.

00:52:28.89
Bevo
I can't make all strategy things.

00:52:28.89
Chibbs
So it's funny. they They must, I don't know. I've never watched the rest of Stranger Things, but maybe they keep going back to this song.

00:52:36.54
gav
They don't, for the record. it kind of bookends the whole show because they did it at the start and then they did the, this version, the Bowie version is in the final episode.

00:52:40.29
Chibbs
Oh, but There you go.

00:52:46.68
gav
So it's kind of like a book, bookended with the Peter Gabriel version from the beginning.

00:52:47.63
Chibbs
All right. Are there any notable YouTube comments that aren't Stranger Things related?

00:52:53.98
Bevo
I'm scrolling and I don't want to, yeah.

00:52:54.14
gav
They're literally all Stranger Things. There's a lot, there's a lot.

00:52:58.55
Bevo
Well, it seems to be, it had it was on a couple of other movies like Jojo Rabbit and apparently Godzilla in 1996 or something or 98.

00:53:03.42
Chibbs
I haven't seen Jojo Rabbit yet. it Jojo Rabbit is on my on my list.

00:53:06.64
Bevo
Oh,

00:53:06.94
gav
Really

00:53:08.15
Chibbs
Actually, the one on the one from Godzilla, this is the first time I ever heard this song was from the Godzilla soundtrack, and it was the Wallflowers that did it.

00:53:19.10
Bevo
ah cool.

00:53:20.28
gav
nice.

00:53:20.30
Chibbs
It's Bob Dylan's son.

00:53:20.78
Bevo
Bob Dylan's son. Yeah. Jacob.

00:53:22.04
Chibbs
Yeah, the Wallflowers did ah did a cover of Heroes for the Godzilla soundtrack.

00:53:23.53
Mad Dog
Ah, yes.

00:53:27.45
Chibbs
I love the Godzilla soundtrack. It's got Puff Daddy on it.

00:53:30.52
Bevo
Best Foo Fighters song on that, a Green Day song on there, isn't there?

00:53:31.10
gav
Hectic. nice Nice.

00:53:33.53
Chibbs
It has the best Jamiroquois song ever, Day for Underground.

00:53:33.64
gav
Um,

00:53:34.01
Mad Dog
um sma Did that have Smashing Pumpkins? No, that was Batman.

00:53:41.31
Mad Dog
That's the one. It's Jamiroquai.

00:53:43.43
Bevo
as well It's that one that goes...

00:53:44.10
Chibbs
don't know if there's Green Day on it.

00:53:44.50
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:53:44.89
gav
Sorry, Mad Dog. What pumpkin song is on the Batman soundtrack?

00:53:48.50
Chibbs
Forever is the end is forever is the end.

00:53:51.22
Bevo
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na la

00:53:53.18
Chibbs
but

00:53:53.50
gav
ah ah

00:53:54.30
Chibbs
Yeah. Batman Forever, especially Pumpkins, is like forever is the end. Forever is the end is forever is the end or something it's all like that.

00:53:59.22
gav
the

00:54:01.37
Mad Dog
Yeah, something something like that.

00:54:02.71
Chibbs
And it's great.

00:54:03.51
gav
The end is the beginning is the end.

00:54:04.52
Mad Dog
Great song.

00:54:05.27
gav
Is that?

00:54:05.46
Chibbs
There you go.

00:54:06.07
Mad Dog
Something, yay yeah.

00:54:06.33
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:06.28
Chibbs
That's the one. Yeah.

00:54:07.77
gav
That's a good, yeah.

00:54:08.70
Chibbs
Yeah. um Deeper Underground by Jamiroquai, Godzilla soundtrack, amazing. But it's the first time I ever heard Heroes was by the Warflowers on that soundtrack.

00:54:13.53
Bevo
Silver chair on the Godzilla soundtrack.

00:54:19.29
gav
There you go.

00:54:20.34
Bevo
It's funny like that, eh?

00:54:20.18
Chibbs
There you go

00:54:20.44
gav
Sorry, did you say that you haven't seen Jojo Rabbit, but it's on your list? Is that what you said?

00:54:23.71
Chibbs
No, it's on my list to watch.

00:54:24.76
Bevo
Oh, great movie. Yeah.

00:54:25.35
gav
It's a good movie. Yeah. Bump that up your list, man. It's a good fucking movie.

00:54:28.57
Chibbs
watch it tonight.

00:54:29.83
gav
Yeah, you should. You should. It's good. It's good as fuck. Taika Waitiki as Hitler is possibly one of the most inspired performances of all time.

00:54:33.15
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah. It's honestly, have a list of what I have a list in my phone.

00:54:36.85
Mad Dog
Sick. sick

00:54:37.80
gav
It's fucking... It's incredible.

00:54:40.41
Chibbs
have a list in my phone of over like 120 movies that want watch.

00:54:44.84
gav
we're we're keep where Kiwis play Hitler and that...

00:54:48.70
Bevo
And it's getting close to that.

00:54:48.64
Chibbs
Yeah, And it's and in it's in the top 20.

00:54:50.90
gav
yeah

00:54:52.08
Bevo
It's me.

00:54:53.08
Chibbs
Yeah. Let's do this.

00:55:03.09
Chibbs
Oh, fucking cunts.

00:55:03.86
gav
oh Oh, we've been... we did do That's how you know we've been doing it for too long.

00:55:05.38
Chibbs
Bevo. ah

00:55:06.86
Bevo
that's me

00:55:07.10
Chibbs
Yeah. one one thing One of them didn't do it and one did do it What the fuck?

00:55:07.94
gav
It's been a long night, man. yeah it's been a long fucking night, man.

00:55:12.66
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

00:55:13.43
Bevo
It's okay.

00:55:13.75
gav
Goddamn.

00:55:13.99
Bevo
It's live and learn.

00:55:14.07
Chibbs
Bevo, set list me.

00:55:15.54
Bevo
Let me just read you some stats here. This is the Eichenring.

00:55:18.59
Chibbs
Loved stats.

00:55:19.02
Bevo
Eichenring

00:55:20.02
gav
heights and ice i

00:55:22.38
Mad Dog
I can run.

00:55:23.02
Bevo
Schieffel, Germany. It's S-C-H-E-E.

00:55:25.09
Chibbs
Yep.

00:55:27.26
Bevo
And then that one's called a I can't remember what it's called. It looks like a B and it's kind of like a sh sound. Anyway.

00:55:33.82
Chibbs
Oh, that was at the end of this this chick's name that the dude was fucking...

00:55:37.20
Bevo
Scheisse.

00:55:37.63
Mad Dog
Marsh.

00:55:37.82
Bevo
It's like Scheissell or something. Oh yeah.

00:55:39.30
Chibbs
Marsh!

00:55:39.86
Bevo
Scheissell Germany. I tried to do German on Duolingo for a little bit.

00:55:41.94
Chibbs
Okay.

00:55:44.49
Bevo
It's really hard. So I give up anyway, in the notes here, Bowie's final full show.

00:55:45.24
Chibbs
but Yeah, right, yeah.

00:55:48.94
Bevo
He was suffering from chest pain during the set and was later hospitalized due to an acutely blocked artery. According to bassist Gail Ann Dorsey, Bowie actually collapsed as he left the stage after Ziggy Stardust.

00:55:54.61
gav
Jesus.

00:55:55.63
Mad Dog
Ooh. I

00:56:00.75
Bevo
There's a little hint for you.

00:56:01.20
Chibbs
Bev will definitely beat him in a fight.

00:56:02.58
Mad Dog
i was going to say that bodes well for you, Devo.

00:56:02.66
gav
Fuck.

00:56:04.77
Mad Dog
Weak.

00:56:05.24
Bevo
The remaining dates on the reality tour were cancelled as a result and he never did another full show after that.

00:56:06.94
gav
yeah

00:56:10.78
Mad Dog
wake

00:56:10.96
Bevo
Funnily enough though, on his other set lists further up, his very last one on May 2007, the only song is Little Fat Man

00:56:21.14
gav
i from um ah Ricky Gervais fucking extras.

00:56:23.03
Chibbs
One of the best songs of all time from Extras. From Extras.

00:56:26.08
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:27.03
Chibbs
It is one of the and is one of that is one of the best scenes of fucking television ever.

00:56:27.32
Bevo
okay so

00:56:27.51
gav
a Chubby, chubby little fat man.

00:56:33.65
Bevo
Okay.

00:56:33.43
Chibbs
Ever made. Yeah.

00:56:34.52
gav
That is good.

00:56:35.10
Mad Dog
a belet

00:56:34.94
Chibbs
It's so good.

00:56:35.40
gav
That is good stuff.

00:56:36.73
Bevo
It's a 21 song set list with the last three songs of that being the encore and the rest is, yeah.

00:56:36.60
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:56:42.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:56:44.02
Bevo
So 18 songs, then three songs for the encore.

00:56:46.30
Chibbs
Heroes. He plays it.

00:56:47.32
Bevo
We need to play Heroes.

00:56:49.88
gav
Last, right?

00:56:50.09
Chibbs
He's got a lot of hits.

00:56:51.93
gav
I feel like last.

00:56:53.49
Mad Dog
I'm going 18th.

00:56:56.44
Chibbs
Is that second last?

00:56:56.70
gav
ra I'm saying 21st.

00:56:58.10
Mad Dog
No, last last of the regular set.

00:57:01.38
Chibbs
I'll say second last.

00:57:01.72
Bevo
Yeah. Mad Dog gets it with 18th. He finishes the main set with it.

00:57:05.14
Mad Dog
Yes.

00:57:05.34
Chibbs
Oh, doggy!

00:57:06.67
gav
Oh, shit.

00:57:08.57
Mad Dog
Yes.

00:57:09.58
gav
What's that? Can you hit me hit me?

00:57:09.90
Chibbs
Yeah, doggy!

00:57:10.82
gav
Hit me with the full encore.

00:57:10.94
Chibbs
a

00:57:12.02
gav
Hit me with the full encore, though.

00:57:12.70
Chibbs
Yeah, let's go.

00:57:13.23
Bevo
Do you want full set?

00:57:14.49
Chibbs
Yeah, sure.

00:57:14.73
Bevo
Might as well.

00:57:14.93
gav
Oh, yeah, fuck it. Go on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:15.99
Bevo
Okay. So Rebel Rebel, Fame, Battle for Britain, Sister Midnight, which is Iggy Pop cover, New Killer Star, Cactus, which is a Pixies cover.

00:57:18.90
Chibbs
Fuck fame's good.

00:57:22.99
Bevo
That song is fucking rad. All the Young Dudes, China Girl, Modern Love, Station to Station, Man Who Sold the World, Changes, The Loneliest Guy, Under Pressure, Ashes to Ashes, Quicksand, I'm Afraid of Americans.

00:57:24.15
gav
Yeah, that's sick.

00:57:33.03
Bevo
That one's fucking sick too, like Nine Inch Nails thing.

00:57:34.46
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:57:36.47
Bevo
Heroes, then the encore is Life on Mars, Saffragette City, Ziggy Stardust, and that's when he had the heart attack.

00:57:40.06
gav
Jesus Christ.

00:57:40.02
Chibbs
Holy shit.

00:57:41.90
gav
And that's his last set?

00:57:42.33
Bevo
back in so

00:57:42.23
Chibbs
That would have been so fucking good, except it doesn't have um my favorite David Bowie song.

00:57:45.59
gav
Fuck.

00:57:47.86
Bevo
little fat bear.

00:57:47.99
gav
um

00:57:48.92
Chibbs
No, no, not Little Fat Man.

00:57:49.02
gav
Little Batman. Ha ha ha!

00:57:50.24
Chibbs
What's um Young American?

00:57:52.60
Bevo
Oh, that's good. The but the um ah Bruce Springsteen one.

00:57:55.80
Chibbs
Yeah, that's my favorite. That's my favorite demo. Oh, Fame's fucking unbelievable. I love that.

00:57:59.56
Bevo
Yeah. John Lennon.

00:57:59.96
Chibbs
But, but um but yeah, ah Young American's such a fucking good song. Yeah. um

00:58:06.94
Bevo
Very cool.

00:58:07.86
Chibbs
What a fuck.

00:58:08.06
gav
That's a fucking insane set list.

00:58:08.78
Chibbs
That would have been good. Yeah.

00:58:09.86
gav
Jesus Christ.

00:58:10.98
Bevo
There's a DVD of this tour actually.

00:58:11.06
gav
that's his And that that was his last full show.

00:58:11.25
Chibbs
That's great.

00:58:13.22
gav
That was his last ever full show.

00:58:13.75
Chibbs
wonder if there's any sets on YouTube, like, from that sort of era that you could...

00:58:16.58
Bevo
There's a DVD of this, this concert that you can buy.

00:58:16.80
gav
Fuck.

00:58:19.21
Chibbs
That'll be on YouTube.

00:58:20.06
Bevo
pretty sure.

00:58:20.13
Chibbs
That'll be on YouTube, then.

00:58:20.46
Bevo
yeah

00:58:21.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:58:21.59
gav
Yeah, okay, sick.

00:58:22.23
Bevo
A reality tour, I think is the concert.

00:58:22.71
Chibbs
don't know.

00:58:25.11
gav
Wait, did you say that was his last ever show? Last ever full show.

00:58:28.65
Bevo
Bowie's final full show. Yeah.

00:58:30.67
gav
And he collapsed fucking walking off stage.

00:58:31.10
Chibbs
fuck ride

00:58:34.23
gav
And they cancel the rest of the tour.

00:58:34.46
Bevo
Yeah. But he didn't die for another few years.

00:58:36.09
gav
No, no, no. Of course, of course. But I mean, he he they he he he was in ah dire straits at that point and didn't ever play another live show.

00:58:41.32
Mad Dog
Thank you.

00:58:45.10
gav
And they've got a DVD of that show.

00:58:47.51
Bevo
Not that show, that tour. I don't know what show it was.

00:58:48.92
gav
Oh, okay. Sure, sure, sure.

00:58:49.71
Bevo
Yeah.

00:58:50.04
gav
I thought you said, yeah, never mind.

00:58:51.06
Bevo
Looks like there three.

00:58:51.26
Chibbs
oh fuck it i don't care then

00:58:53.11
Bevo
There were ah the two other concerts where he played three songs, but.

00:58:53.85
gav
Fuck it. What am i supposed to masturbate over now, you fuck?

00:58:58.39
Chibbs
If I don't know, he collapses in the end.

00:59:00.12
gav
I need to know that's...

00:59:01.59
Bevo
Well, AI

00:59:01.39
Chibbs
Now I get off.

00:59:02.78
gav
why How am I supposed to get hard if I can't see the life fading from his eyes?

00:59:05.82
Bevo
ah i can do anything these days. so just generate it.

00:59:11.24
Mad Dog
Thank you.

00:59:11.55
Bevo
Get it up.

00:59:11.74
gav
ah ah

00:59:15.70
Chibbs
ah fuck it in its original run it only got to 24 on the UK singles charts yeah it peaked at number 11 in Australia um fuck I don't know 24 is ridiculous and then it it's it no

00:59:16.60
gav
oh fuck.

00:59:22.84
gav
Really?

00:59:27.06
gav
what was ahead of it?

00:59:31.25
gav
That is insane. guarantee there was not 23 better songs than this. 100%. 100%. I was just about to say top 15. I was going to say

00:59:35.58
Chibbs
it since Since then, it has been put on so many of the greatest song placement lists that you see.

00:59:39.97
gav
top 15. hundred percent a hundred percent

00:59:41.50
Chibbs
Rolling Stone put it on the all-time list. Do you want to guess the ranking it had in 2021 on Rolling Stone's all-time list? What do you reckon, Bebo?

00:59:51.03
Bevo
12. Mm-hmm.

00:59:52.25
gav
i was just about to say top fifteen i was gonna say top fifteen

00:59:52.56
Chibbs
What

00:59:56.22
Chibbs
do you reckon, Dog?

01:00:00.10
Mad Dog
Oh, give me four.

01:00:01.21
gav
If everyone's getting specific, i'm going i'll go I'll go nine.

01:00:02.61
Mad Dog
Give me four. Okay.

01:00:03.69
gav
I'll go nine. I'll go nine if everyone's getting...

01:00:04.54
Chibbs
Yeah, it was 23.

01:00:06.17
gav
Yeah, okay. Fuck yeah. It's up there.

01:00:07.83
Chibbs
Yeah. There go.

01:00:08.70
gav
Jesus.

01:00:09.96
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:00:10.52
gav
And it was... Wait, well wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you say 23 of all time?

01:00:13.94
Chibbs
Yeah, it was 23.

01:00:14.99
gav
And it was 24th on the fucking charts at the time.

01:00:19.19
Chibbs
Yeah, how's that? It got one meta.

01:00:20.58
gav
That's so fucked.

01:00:21.88
Bevo
can i just I just found a funny quote here that i'm just at the bottom of the Wikipedia article.

01:00:22.10
Chibbs
Got one meta.

01:00:26.76
Bevo
Bowie revealed in 1987 that he can do a couple of lengths of the pool, but in 2000 stated that, I've never swum again. i swam once. It was quite enough for me.

01:00:35.77
Mad Dog
wake

01:00:36.86
gav
ah

01:00:38.93
Mad Dog
wake is piss

01:00:38.89
Chibbs
That's great.

01:00:40.43
Bevo
that's ah That's like a ah citation.

01:00:40.44
Mad Dog
a

01:00:40.29
gav
That's great.

01:00:40.44
Chibbs
That's great.

01:00:53.10
Chibbs
Oh, fucking Jesus Christ. um Okay, so he died in...

01:00:55.80
gav
um I will say, sorry, sorry, sorry. on the on the On the topic of that double tapping, I think Bevo pointed this out in the chat recently.

01:01:00.38
Chibbs
Hmm.

01:01:02.00
gav
and I think it's so fucking funny is that we talk about the technical issues of this podcast live on this podcast more than any other podcast.

01:01:04.25
Chibbs
What?

01:01:12.60
gav
Half of this podcast is bitching is bitching about things going wrong on this podcast.

01:01:13.43
Chibbs
It's professional. Dude, did you see the um the the podcast wrapped video that I posted today?

01:01:20.34
Mad Dog
right

01:01:25.50
gav
No.

01:01:25.88
Mad Dog
knife

01:01:26.23
Bevo
No.

01:01:27.00
Chibbs
I put... ah No, I didn't.

01:01:29.53
Bevo
Wrong chat.

01:01:29.47
Chibbs
I meant to. Okay, so no, I meant to.

01:01:31.03
Bevo
That's your other.

01:01:31.96
gav
Wrong chat!

01:01:32.39
Chibbs
I think I uploaded it to my drive and then I didn't put the drive into the thing. I will though. So this podcast is like...

01:01:38.22
Bevo
exciting.

01:01:40.66
Chibbs
listened to by so many fucking people. It's actually daunting to think about.

01:01:46.01
Bevo
Oh.

01:01:45.86
Chibbs
um It's like... It's just last year it was in ah something like 4,000-something different cities and over 480 different countries and was downloaded over million-something times and just like...

01:02:09.04
Bevo
Wow.

01:02:09.94
gav
I don't ah i don't have fuck with that.

01:02:10.55
Bevo
that That's not true.

01:02:10.76
Mad Dog
It's crazy.

01:02:11.86
Chibbs
um

01:02:12.23
Bevo
That doesn't believe it.

01:02:13.61
Chibbs
And you just go like, what the fuck? And the US and the UK are the top two places.

01:02:19.93
Mad Dog
if

01:02:20.82
Bevo
Well, it blew my mind that someone knew enough about mad dogs, listening habits that they would write.

01:02:25.78
Mad Dog
yeah

01:02:26.20
gav
Oh, my God.

01:02:26.90
Bevo
So not only listen to this, there was in the bonus episodes.

01:02:27.86
Mad Dog
Mad Dog won't like it because it's not rock.

01:02:27.96
gav
That...

01:02:30.81
gav
that That bit blew my mind. So so for the for context, someone wrote in a request recently. It was like, you guys should do this song. I think Mad Dog's going to hate it.

01:02:41.07
gav
Gavin will love it. they were like they They had our taste styled in. That's how much they listened to the pod.

01:02:45.30
Mad Dog
and That seems weird.

01:02:46.49
gav
And I was like, fucking hell.

01:02:48.54
Mad Dog
But I love it.

01:02:49.18
gav
ah

01:02:49.40
Mad Dog
Thanks, man.

01:02:49.18
Chibbs
It's very strange, i very strange.

01:02:50.26
gav
And we're going to do that song. We're going to do it, right?

01:02:52.50
Chibbs
Yeah, we'll do it.

01:02:52.63
gav
Yeah, it'll be ah it it'll be on the pod.

01:02:53.49
Bevo
Next week.

01:02:53.32
Chibbs
We'll do it.

01:02:53.62
Mad Dog
Yeah, we'll do it.

01:02:53.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:02:54.21
gav
It'll be on the pod.

01:02:54.62
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:02:55.06
gav
If you write you'll probably get your song on the pod.

01:02:55.45
Chibbs
um

01:02:57.05
Bevo
Not next week. I said next week. It's not happening next week.

01:02:58.90
Chibbs
Next is not next week.

01:02:59.13
gav
No, it's not happening next week.

01:02:59.82
Chibbs
Next week we got full slate.

01:03:01.27
gav
We got a guest.

01:03:01.80
Bevo
Cool.

01:03:01.62
Chibbs
Full slate.

01:03:02.71
gav
We got a guest.

01:03:03.02
Bevo
Cool.

01:03:02.90
Chibbs
We got a guest next week. That's right.

01:03:04.22
gav
For the first time in ages.

01:03:04.46
Chibbs
um ah Fucking net worth. Bowie's net worth is 2026. He died in 2016. So it's more like he's a state value, I guess.

01:03:14.70
gav
He's a state a decade on from the death.

01:03:16.31
Bevo
He lived for a long time after that last concert.

01:03:16.75
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:18.72
Bevo
Hmm.

01:03:18.90
Chibbs
Decade on.

01:03:19.98
Mad Dog
$425 $425 million.

01:03:19.86
Chibbs
um What do you put his estate value in 2026 at, Gav? All

01:03:25.53
gav
Ah, fuck. It's got to be... I'm going... Ah, fuck. I'm going to quarter billy. I'm going 250 mil.

01:03:32.71
Chibbs
right. Doggy?

01:03:34.94
Mad Dog
four hundred and twenty five million dollars

01:03:37.51
gav
Fuck, you're probably closer, actually.

01:03:37.66
Chibbs
Okay. Bevo?

01:03:39.83
Bevo
300 mil.

01:03:41.24
Chibbs
Gavin is dead fucking on!

01:03:43.77
Mad Dog
a on

01:03:43.66
gav
Oh, my God!

01:03:44.02
Chibbs
ah

01:03:45.50
gav
Motherfucker! I've hit it twice!

01:03:47.32
Chibbs
250 million US.

01:03:49.18
Bevo
Wow.

01:03:49.42
Chibbs
Gavin is locked in for 2026.

01:03:49.54
gav
Oh, I'm on a fucking heater.

01:03:51.78
Chibbs
Locked fucking in.

01:03:53.49
gav
I'm on a fucking heater, man. Two from two is loose stats on that game.

01:03:55.42
Chibbs
Yeah. It's the glasses, man. Don't ever lose them.

01:03:58.69
gav
That's fucking it.

01:03:59.82
Mad Dog
That's crazy, bro.

01:04:00.57
Bevo
Don't ever lose.

01:04:01.14
gav
I'm going to wear these every fucking episode from now on.

01:04:03.33
Bevo
Don't ever show anyone the whites of your eyes.

01:04:03.86
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

01:04:07.58
gav
God damn.

01:04:07.54
Chibbs
Let's really, let's get Bevo's opinion on this.

01:04:08.30
gav
em

01:04:16.15
Chibbs
ah

01:04:16.40
gav
Yep.

01:04:16.76
Chibbs
could Could you beat David Bowie in 1977 in a fight? You've heard what we've had to say. What do you think now?

01:04:24.82
Bevo
Yes, I could beat David Bowie. No, no, no, no. I would beat David Bowie in a fight.

01:04:30.87
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:04:30.97
Chibbs
Amazing.

01:04:31.45
gav
Yeah, I back it.

01:04:31.53
Chibbs
Let's rate this shit.

01:04:32.94
gav
I back it.

01:04:34.17
Mad Dog
Sounds like a weak human.

01:04:35.64
gav
Yeah, fuck him.

01:04:37.59
Bevo
I won't, but I would.

01:04:37.92
Chibbs
He's dead.

01:04:39.13
Bevo
i would and I could. but i but I won't.

01:04:42.26
gav
And i want to

01:04:44.70
Mad Dog
I would and I could.

01:04:45.24
Bevo
just want him to be afraid of me.

01:04:46.52
Chibbs
If I could see him past my throbbing cock...

01:04:48.25
gav
just I want to. I just want to stand over him and see him looking up with fear in his eyes.

01:04:52.97
Bevo
Power.

01:04:53.24
gav
Yeah.

01:04:53.59
Bevo
Yeah. I could be a hero just for that day.

01:04:54.49
Mad Dog
want bully him a bit.

01:04:56.02
Chibbs
if i could say past my throbbing cock

01:05:04.53
Chibbs
All right, what are we going to write out of?

01:05:05.11
gav
Nice.

01:05:06.53
Chibbs
We're going write out of, like, bullets from the torrents.

01:05:07.93
gav
Oh, God. How many years you've got left to live?

01:05:10.58
Bevo
Berlin Walls.

01:05:10.90
Mad Dog
How many turrets?

01:05:12.82
Bevo
Which wall? Which wall? Adrian's up to...

01:05:16.23
Chibbs
Yeah, wall, like ah walls, tent.

01:05:18.79
Bevo
What's the one from Game of Thrones is the big... The fucking...

01:05:21.36
Chibbs
That's a big fucking wall.

01:05:21.69
gav
the the It's just called The Wall.

01:05:24.07
Bevo
The wall, yeah.

01:05:24.25
Chibbs
The wall.

01:05:24.85
Mad Dog
A wall.

01:05:24.75
gav
Yeah.

01:05:25.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:05:25.34
gav
Yeah.

01:05:26.21
Chibbs
That's okay. That's a 10 is you fall from the wall from game of throne Thrones and you probably die of a heart attack before you hit the ground. And one is, um, I guess like it's one of those stone walls that they, they build all the the signs around Kiama for all the different towns.

01:05:34.94
gav
yeah

01:05:38.94
Mad Dog
You trip over a bit of rubble that's broken off Hadrian's wall.

01:05:40.89
Bevo
Yeah. I walked into Walmart.

01:05:43.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:05:43.65
Bevo
Yeah.

01:05:47.18
gav
yea ah yeah yeah i always feel like ah suburb is the wankiest thing in the world if it has its own little stone wall with the name of the suburb written on it i hate those suburbs man

01:05:47.30
Chibbs
It's just that, that wall, it's more of an inconvenience.

01:05:47.67
Mad Dog
yeah, yeah. That type of wall. Yeah. 100%.

01:05:52.07
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

01:05:58.01
Mad Dog
hundred

01:05:59.13
Chibbs
Everywhere I've ever lived has a stone wall.

01:05:59.77
Bevo
one ah the suburb I live is a we have the stone wall

01:06:01.49
Chibbs
Everywhere I've ever lived, Gavin, has a stone wall.

01:06:03.93
gav
Yeah, well, you're a wanker then, obviously.

01:06:04.47
Chibbs
and

01:06:06.33
gav
yeah

01:06:07.38
Bevo
my um my suburb is technically tweed heights and people keep graffitiing over the T to make it weed heights on that that wall so yeah there you go

01:06:13.50
gav
That's pretty funny.

01:06:14.17
Mad Dog
Oh, nice.

01:06:14.77
gav
That's quality.

01:06:15.51
Mad Dog
Yeah, nice.

01:06:15.95
Chibbs
That's good stuff. That's good stuff. um What do you give this out of 10, doggy?

01:06:22.90
Mad Dog
um Yeah, it's... First of all, it has no fucking right to be over six minutes long.

01:06:31.74
Bevo
Yeah. yeah

01:06:33.28
Mad Dog
thatus yeah That disgusts me.

01:06:33.14
Chibbs
it yeah all right fair enough

01:06:34.14
Bevo
Yeah. Very well.

01:06:37.98
gav
ha ha All right.

01:06:40.89
Mad Dog
Other than that... This bloke is completely phoning it in.

01:06:48.03
Bevo
Yeah.

01:06:48.66
gav
Go off.

01:06:48.82
Mad Dog
What the hell, what the hell, what the hell are you talking about?

01:06:49.38
gav
Go off. Go off.

01:06:50.33
Bevo
Pause for effect.

01:06:50.71
Chibbs
yeah all right continue

01:06:51.51
gav
Go off.

01:06:53.45
Bevo
Pop off game.

01:06:56.15
Mad Dog
you you've you've act you've You've bluffed the whole world with this. It's actually not a good song.

01:07:00.51
Bevo
Yeah.

01:07:03.00
Mad Dog
Guess what? Ouch. My piss is burning.

01:07:06.07
gav
Oh, shit.

01:07:06.30
Bevo
Off the wall.

01:07:07.33
Chibbs
Oh, shit!

01:07:10.75
Chibbs
No! His piss is on fire! His piss has been fire all night!

01:07:16.91
Chibbs
I didn't realise was six minutes long, is it really?

01:07:19.59
Bevo
Yeah, very long.

01:07:19.50
gav
That's a long, it's a long track. It's a long track.

01:07:26.17
Chibbs
Okay. I don't know if I completely agree with that.

01:07:28.37
Bevo
He's mad. Mad at Bowie.

01:07:29.86
Chibbs
I feel like a lot happens in this.

01:07:31.16
Bevo
one Come on, David.

01:07:32.98
Chibbs
All right. Bevo? Bevo?

01:07:36.02
Bevo
I love David Bowie. I really like David Bowie. I hate this song so much.

01:07:42.33
Chibbs
Oh, wow.

01:07:43.97
gav
wow.

01:07:44.50
Bevo
It's too long. i don't like the yelps when he does when he starts getting into the high octaves, and it doesn't sound good. It's muddy as hell. I hate it. I'll give it nine as well.

01:07:56.43
Chibbs
Oh, his piss is on fire.

01:07:56.86
gav
Oh, shit.

01:07:58.72
Chibbs
What is happening tonight? Okay, Gav.

01:08:03.80
gav
Yeah, so I think this song is a fucking masterpiece. I love it. I think it's an absolute diamond of a track. My two-year-old son is obsessed with David Bowie.

01:08:12.62
Chibbs
Thank you.

01:08:15.77
gav
He fucking loves him.

01:08:17.63
Bevo
have you got the bowie book the little people's big dreams one yeah got that one too i've got two actually yeah i've got a big one a little one too yeah yeah that's how i knew about his his eyes

01:08:19.67
gav
Yeah, we got the little bit. I'm not going to lie to you. We've got three versions of that book. We've got the big one. We've got the big one. We've got the card version. And then we've got the mini one. So like, yeah, yeah, exactly.

01:08:33.69
gav
um But no, yeah. So I feel like I've got to represent for my son right now. No, he's, did yeah. Bowie is, I'm not going to say he's completely untouchable, but this song for me,

01:08:45.80
Bevo
I'd say, yeah, I'd say he's untouchable, but I don't like this one.

01:08:48.57
gav
Is a belter.

01:08:48.53
Chibbs
Give it a nine, Bevo, you fuck.

01:08:49.61
gav
I think... i think if i If I gave... Last week, if I gave Avril one, I've got to give this zero, man. This song is something else. I love it.

01:08:58.92
Bevo
I'd be open to a good cover, I reckon, but yeah, this this ah ain't it.

01:09:03.53
gav
Wow.

01:09:04.47
Bevo
I want to hear Peter Gabriel's one because I don't recall it.

01:09:04.47
gav
God damn.

01:09:06.87
Chibbs
The Pedigario one is fucking masterpiece, but that's because the song is a masterpiece.

01:09:07.00
gav
God damn.

01:09:11.15
Chibbs
This is my turn here, and I've only ever done this once before on this entire podcast in six years.

01:09:20.28
Chibbs
And I cannot believe that this has happened on the same night, but I'll give it a fucking zero as well.

01:09:22.39
gav
Yeah.

01:09:27.42
Bevo
Yeah.

01:09:27.38
gav
Yes! Yes!

01:09:30.34
Chibbs
Heroes by David Bowie might be one of the best fucking songs that's ever been written.

01:09:33.02
gav
The best fucking songs, right? Oh my god!

01:09:35.34
Chibbs
It's fucking unbelievable. it it It doesn't matter what version of it you hear It is fucking unbelievable.

01:09:40.97
gav
it's a It's a masterpiece. It's a fucking masterpiece.

01:09:43.06
Chibbs
The first time I ever heard it when The Wallfloweres it, I went, that that might be the best song I've ever heard in my entire life. And it was The Wallfloweres doing it. And then I realised, I found out later it was a David Bowie song. And I'm like...

01:09:56.50
Chibbs
I think I like David Bowie.

01:09:57.30
gav
Oh.

01:09:57.70
Chibbs
And then I started listening to David Bowie and I fucking love everything I hear by David Bowie is amazing.

01:09:59.99
gav
Did I lose the boys or did the boys lose me?

01:10:04.14
Chibbs
This song is literally a fucking masterpiece that cannot be touched. The Peter Gabriel version is better than this version of it. But because this is so good, it can be covered and made better by other people. So...

01:10:19.89
Bevo
Fair enough.

01:10:19.74
Chibbs
The only other song I have ever given a zero to in six years was One Week by the Barenaked Ladies, which is the fucking, the next best song that has ever been fucking written ever in the history of music.

01:10:20.49
Bevo
I'm not...

01:10:26.11
gav
Ha!

01:10:31.98
Bevo
Hmm.

01:10:32.29
gav
Yeah.

01:10:32.31
Chibbs
But I'm going to give a zero to Heroes by David Bowie.

01:10:33.18
gav
Nice. Yeah, fuckk ye fuck yeah.

01:10:34.80
Bevo
it's hard um um I ain't mad about it.

01:10:36.06
Chibbs
I fucking love it.

01:10:36.49
gav
Fuck yeah. You

01:10:37.06
Chibbs
I love it when it gets to the end and he starts fucking yelling it. And it's like, I fucking love it.

01:10:40.61
gav
ain't copy, heroes! Yeah.

01:10:44.41
Chibbs
I cannot get enough of it.

01:10:45.78
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

01:10:46.78
Chibbs
It is just...

01:10:48.01
gav
it's a It's a fucking masterpiece.

01:10:48.54
Chibbs
ah he He doesn't do it as good as Peter Gabriel does it.

01:10:50.05
gav
It's a fucking masterpiece.

01:10:52.79
Chibbs
But the song is untouchable.

01:10:56.22
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

01:10:57.50
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:10:58.36
gav
Yeah.

01:10:59.26
Bevo
I think it's a great song that is badly done. It's just, don't know.

01:11:03.09
gav
It's done well. It's done well.

01:11:04.09
Bevo
Anyway, let's, ah let's.

01:11:05.02
gav
i can't believe I can't believe that a me and...

01:11:07.42
Chibbs
A zero, Gav!

01:11:08.92
gav
Yeah, you and me are both on a zero.

01:11:10.35
Chibbs
I've written it down. I wrote it down this morning.

01:11:12.50
gav
I can't even believe it.

01:11:12.82
Chibbs
but today this morning

01:11:13.86
gav
i I literally said to Lauren before we got in the pod, I was like, I can't give it anything but a zero. Like, this is it. this Like, if if I had to make a benchmark of what I think a top-tier infallible song is, this is up there.

01:11:28.69
gav
Like, this is this is right on that list.

01:11:29.26
Chibbs
It's up there with God Only Knows by the Beach Boys.

01:11:31.93
gav
Yeah, no, fuck yeah. Absolutely.

01:11:36.47
gav
ah

01:11:36.89
Chibbs
yeah

01:11:37.88
Bevo
I don't think it's a snore vest.

01:11:38.20
gav
Yeah. to

01:11:39.64
Bevo
It's too long. but Maybe 9 was a bit harsh, but I'm sticking by it.

01:11:42.87
gav
There you fucking... Yeah, I respect it.

01:11:44.95
Bevo
I thought it surprised him.

01:11:44.89
Chibbs
and But it lives forever, Bevo, just like the Crazy Frog does.

01:11:45.35
gav
Yeah, fuck.

01:11:49.21
Chibbs
Thank you, everybody, ah for listening.

01:11:50.14
gav
ah

01:11:50.75
Bevo
Let's hang on. I want to want to end by breaking the fourth wall. What do you think, listener?

01:11:54.26
Chibbs
but

01:11:58.15
Chibbs
Everyone go and fuck yourself.

01:11:59.77
gav
yeah fucked

01:12:17.34
Chibbs
Unbelievable.

01:12:18.68
Bevo
you know, actually...

01:12:18.74
gav
Unbelievable.