1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die
1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die
The Hills - The Weeknd (with Joe Orchard)
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This week on 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die, we head straight into the fog with The Hills by The Weeknd.
A song that sounds like fame, paranoia, sex, and self-loathing all yelling over each other through blown speakers. It’s moody. It’s aggressive. It’s been blasted in cars at dangerous volumes since 2015.
Joining us is Joe Orchard from the Get The Shot podcast by Tamron, bringing strong opinions, zero fear, and the correct amount of chaos.
We dig into the lyrics, the nihilistic flexing, the distorted production choices, and whether The Hills is a masterpiece of dark pop or just Abel yelling his problems at us very loudly. There’s talk of ego, excess, emotional damage, and of course a serious discussion about whether any of us could beat The Weeknd in a fight.
Turn it up. Regret it later.
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00:40.53
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast where we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to throw your phone into traffic and then apologise to the road.
00:50.84
Mad Dog
Okay.
00:52.57
gav
I wouldn't do it.
00:52.94
Bevo
Like some kind of fuck that frogger.
00:53.11
Chibbs
No?
00:53.22
Mad Dog
Yep.
00:53.40
gav
ah just wouldn't I just wouldn't apologize.
00:55.80
Mad Dog
Not many people would be...
00:56.22
Chibbs
Well, the road.
00:57.30
Mad Dog
ya
00:58.74
gav
The road can get fucked, man.
00:59.27
Chibbs
You've got to apologise the road, that you've hit the road with the phone.
01:03.14
Mad Dog
With your phone. That's an...
01:04.92
gav
But who's... ah
01:06.40
Bevo
Yeah. It's like a smoke bomb.
01:06.95
Chibbs
LAUGHTER
01:07.73
Joe
ha
01:08.60
Mad Dog
i
01:09.04
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.
01:10.27
gav
That's an early trigger on that. I like it.
01:13.46
Bevo
like a smoke bomb
01:13.88
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:14.71
Bevo
yeah
01:16.10
Chibbs
really is.
01:16.12
gav
yeah
01:16.70
Chibbs
It's like the get out of jail free card, that one.
01:19.13
gav
ah
01:19.29
Chibbs
Speaking of getting out of jail or going to jail or jail as a whole, a concept, a a construct, if you will, we are doing The Hills by The Weeknd. The Weeknd.
01:31.85
gav
awakened
01:32.06
Chibbs
Weeknd.
01:33.33
Bevo
weakened.
01:33.37
Joe
Very weak.
01:52.70
Chibbs
yeah and Yeah, yeah, ah yeah, yeah, that's right.
01:52.82
gav
oh
01:53.18
Joe
Nothing like starting the podcast with... Like...
01:56.95
gav
yeah
01:57.29
Mad Dog
Bye.
01:57.32
Bevo
Yeah.
01:58.41
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.
01:58.55
gav
The levels are all maxing out.
01:59.10
Bevo
Hans Zimmer.
02:00.31
Joe
Yeah, it's going to be ringing in my fucking ears for the rest of the show.
02:00.66
Chibbs
Yeah, it's, yeah.
02:03.15
Joe
Who'd pick this song?
02:03.38
Chibbs
it
02:04.27
Joe
Goodness me.
02:05.93
Chibbs
you got that uh well that's right that's right we have a special guest with us special guest with us tonight who did pick this song and it's yeah first guest of the year that is it it is the host of the get the shot podcast joe orchard how you going
02:06.78
gav
Speaking of who picked this song.
02:09.02
Bevo
Yeah. Who's that voice?
02:10.58
gav
so
02:14.42
Bevo
First for the year.
02:16.06
gav
yeah
02:23.77
Joe
Fantastic, guys. Great to be on here. i really appreciate being on here. It's going to be really fun.
02:29.18
Chibbs
it's gonna be good uh
02:29.21
gav
Looking forward to it.
02:29.37
Mad Dog
Thanks for coming on, man. Yeah.
02:30.87
gav
First guess we've had in a minute, actually. we're um We've gone in waves over the years with it, but maybe this is the start of a resurgence.
02:33.88
Mad Dog
Yeah.
02:36.41
gav
You could be the first in ah in a you could be the first domino that lead us to Trump.
02:40.15
Chibbs
Joe is like the ground that shook under Sumatra in about 2005.
02:46.71
gav
Five?
02:48.17
Chibbs
Yeah, Joe is the ground that shook 2004 and wiped out the nation of Thailand.
02:48.54
gav
Five, I think. Four. No, 04. 04. Yeah. Yeah. yeah
02:54.07
Joe
04.
02:54.71
Bevo
What are you talking about?
02:54.97
Joe
Okay.
02:56.14
Chibbs
It's a tsunami.
02:56.34
gav
just The tsunami, right?
02:56.71
Joe
It's really important the years are correct, guys. Yeah.
02:59.22
gav
but i like to I like to be across the years of my natural disasters, but the yeah the i think it was I think it was late 04.
03:00.06
Chibbs
It's big tsunami. Yeah. I know you do, Gavin. It's good. ah
03:06.20
gav
I could be wrong though, sorry.
03:08.34
Chibbs
Yeah, that's all right.
03:09.59
Mad Dog
Sorry.
03:11.22
Chibbs
It's all right.
03:11.35
Bevo
Just just off the top, Joe, just give us the quick...
03:12.17
Joe
Wasn't that one Christmas Day? Or am I thinking of a different natural disaster?
03:14.74
Chibbs
Yeah, no, Boxing Day.
03:15.80
Mad Dog
Yeah.
03:15.90
Chibbs
Boxing Day tsunami, wasn't it?
03:16.38
Joe
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:17.50
Chibbs
Yeah.
03:17.50
gav
Yes, yeah, there we go.
03:19.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.
03:19.82
Joe
That's an early Tom Holland movie, by the way.
03:19.98
Chibbs
Charming little wave.
03:20.02
Mad Dog
Love it.
03:22.46
Bevo
Just in case no one gets to the end of the podcast, Joe, let's give us the elevator pitch for your podcast.
03:22.83
Joe
yeah
03:22.94
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, Joe. Yeah, go, go.
03:27.26
gav
Yeah, talk us talk us through what you do.
03:27.61
Chibbs
Tell us about the podcast.
03:29.50
Joe
So Get The Shot is brought to you by Tamron Australia. So we have photographers on, videographers, and they talk about all their creative process. We look at all that sort of fun stuff behind the scenes. It's really light and easy.
03:41.94
Joe
And we've had some but some really exciting episodes and we've got some cool stuff planned for the rest of the year. So yeah, check out Get The Shot podcast anywhere you listen to podcasts.
03:50.26
Chibbs
You've had some some big hitters.
03:50.65
gav
ah was um I was...
03:52.26
Chibbs
Big hitters on them.
03:52.78
Mad Dog
Awesome, man.
03:53.10
Chibbs
We were talking about earlier.
03:54.65
gav
Yeah, I bumped the episode with Jason Bolan doing the um film set photography stuff.
03:55.22
Joe
Yeah.
03:58.97
gav
Fucking super cool to hear him talk about that. Because like when you think of like when you think of a film set, you kind of you're picturing the output being the film. it's kind of It's cool to hear of an artistic output from that process that isn't the movie being produced.
04:11.84
gav
I thought that was super cool insight. It was really fun.
04:14.31
Joe
Oh, totally. a funny story about recording that one. So I'm based in Melbourne and he's based in the Gold Coast. And he told at one point a story about being on top of a train, taking photos of these guys jumping out of a helicopter for one of the extraction movies.
04:31.42
Joe
And as he was telling the story, there was a delay in the connection and I wasn't hearing any of it. And so I was getting words here and there between delays.
04:38.70
Chibbs
Holy shit. Oh, wow.
04:39.96
gav
o
04:40.78
Joe
I was hearing train, train, train, train helicopter, Czech Republic, snow.
04:44.38
Chibbs
I,
04:45.94
Bevo
Wow.
04:45.98
Joe
And I'm just like, I have no idea what this story is.
04:46.45
Mad Dog
Oh, wow.
04:47.99
Chibbs
what holy shit
04:50.33
Joe
And I was trying to piece it together. and it was, it turns out to be the coolest story ever.
04:52.57
gav
Oh my God.
04:56.03
Joe
And I edited it into a reel and it got 190,000 views. So I guess it was worth it.
05:01.27
Chibbs
oh well
05:01.30
gav
ah
05:01.46
Mad Dog
oh well
05:01.45
Bevo
now.
05:02.86
Joe
Yeah.
05:04.54
Bevo
and so will this one right now
05:04.73
gav
That's fucking sick.
05:06.62
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right.
05:06.71
Joe
Yeah. That clip right there.
05:06.77
gav
yeah Oh man.
05:07.42
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah
05:08.34
Joe
Thank you, Jason.
05:09.15
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. We'll crack nine views for sure. Yeah. Kind of realize we'll get over nine.
05:13.11
gav
Yeah, that's...
05:13.30
Joe
Okay.
05:13.56
Bevo
One of the, sometimes, sometimes I like them sometimes. So there's two lines.
05:17.46
Chibbs
Sometimes.
05:17.78
gav
ah
05:18.23
Joe
Seven of them will be Bevo.
05:18.68
gav
ah so I scroll past all of our content.
05:19.08
Chibbs
It and
05:21.21
gav
If i see if i see the bot on my feet, I keep scrolling, man.
05:24.41
Bevo
Sometimes I scroll and then go, ah, better. And I go back and like it and keep going.
05:29.12
Chibbs
needs every one you can get.
05:29.18
Mad Dog
Yeah.
05:29.40
Joe
Nothing worse than when you're rolling and you...
05:30.55
Bevo
Or like, or my wife will be watching one of our reels and then she'll scroll and I'll scroll back for her and like it and then keep scrolling.
05:37.39
Chibbs
She's just looking she's looking at you, it a disappointed look in her eyes.
05:41.75
Bevo
Yeah.
05:41.82
Chibbs
She looks at you as she looks at the real...
05:42.46
gav
yeah
05:43.98
Chibbs
You had out you had our mate Radio Mike on, Joe.
05:47.90
gav
Yes, friend of the pod.
05:48.50
Joe
Yes. Famous photographer, Radio Mike.
05:49.13
gav
Yeah, no, he's a fucking good dude, man.
05:51.58
Joe
um
05:51.67
Bevo
We love Mike.
05:51.69
Chibbs
was going to say, come on.
05:52.38
Mad Dog
Yeah.
05:52.80
Chibbs
If Radio might if radio Mike can come on, it's surely Gavin can come on your podcast.
05:57.18
Joe
No, I shouldn't, I shouldn't throw shade at Mike. He was, he's really lovely. He's a friend of your show as well.
06:02.87
Chibbs
Mike's a real deal.
06:03.49
Joe
And yeah, he, we try, we had a lot of photographers on and, you know, not just photographers use camera lenses.
06:04.41
gav
yeah no he's ah he's a fucking good du man
06:05.03
Chibbs
Mike's a real deal.
06:05.59
Bevo
we love mike
06:13.66
Joe
And so he actually has to set up a lot of shots and is quite mobile.
06:14.23
Chibbs
Yeah.
06:17.85
Joe
And he used to have like a studio in a suitcase. And so I just thought that was really, really cool and a fun angle.
06:21.82
gav
st
06:23.28
Joe
I did have to explain that to my bosses.
06:23.90
gav
Yeah.
06:25.81
Joe
They're like, is this a photographer? And I'm like, videographer kind of.
06:28.50
gav
ah he He has used a camera before.
06:28.70
Chibbs
You know what you say? that You say, shut up.
06:31.15
gav
Yeah.
06:31.86
Joe
Yeah.
06:32.07
gav
Yeah.
06:32.22
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:36.47
Joe
He can get the shot.
06:36.47
Chibbs
Shut up normally works with any any anyone of authority.
06:38.30
Bevo
ah Radio is short for radiographer.
06:39.58
gav
yeah
06:39.92
Chibbs
I found shut up normally works.
06:41.29
Bevo
Yeah.
06:41.91
Joe
Yeah.
06:41.98
Mad Dog
Yeah.
06:43.03
Chibbs
yeah
06:47.06
Mad Dog
yeah
06:48.58
Joe
He should put that in his bio, Radiographer. That's good.
06:51.23
Bevo
Yeah.
06:51.26
Mad Dog
Radiographer.
06:51.13
gav
That would be good, yeah.
06:51.32
Chibbs
Okay, bufo now before we get into the lyrics, I don't know if you've heard any of the latest episodes, Joe. We introduced a new segment for 2026, and we are going to kick that off right now.
07:07.55
Joe
Okay.
07:13.39
Chibbs
Okay, could you beat the weekend in a fight?
07:15.48
gav
The Minifite.
07:16.72
Chibbs
I'm going to spin the wheel. We're going to see who will be fighting the weekend tonight. The wheel is spinning.
07:22.32
Bevo
All right, ready?
07:22.51
gav
Devo, hit the sound.
07:25.46
Chibbs
hope it's spinning. Better be spinning.
07:27.54
gav
It better be spinning. Yes!
07:29.43
Chibbs
Yeah, it's spinning. Spinning.
07:30.78
Bevo
ah
07:30.80
Chibbs
Toss me alive. Spinning, spin, spin.
07:31.94
Joe
Oh, the tension.
07:32.13
Bevo
Oh, it's already spun.
07:32.31
gav
Yes!
07:32.48
Chibbs
Mad Dog!
07:32.63
gav
Yeah, this is
07:33.28
Chibbs
Mad Dog!
07:33.78
gav
yes yes
07:34.24
Chibbs
Mad Dog is fighting the weekend!
07:37.02
gav
ah
07:38.33
Chibbs
I'm glad it's Mad Dog. I feel like this is to be a good matchup.
07:41.53
gav
yeah this is clean
07:41.94
Mad Dog
why Why has everybody else gotten like young girls?
07:42.01
Chibbs
It's good matchup.
07:48.28
Chibbs
okay So just just to be clear, old men, to be clear, Gavin has now beaten Avril Lavigne in a fight and the entire band Echo Smith.
07:49.14
Joe
a
07:49.43
Mad Dog
oh
07:50.36
Bevo
Hey, I got David Bowie.
07:50.75
Mad Dog
Or like...
07:51.21
gav
I
08:00.91
Mad Dog
Hang
08:00.98
Chibbs
um
08:01.08
Joe
The entire band, including like the five-year-old drummer or whoever like.
08:01.50
gav
i i comprehensively beat Echo Smith.
08:03.16
Chibbs
All four members.
08:05.91
gav
Yeah, exactly.
08:06.14
Chibbs
Yeah, he was a tiny little kid.
08:06.71
gav
We talked about the fucking young ass drummer.
08:06.87
Joe
yeah
08:07.58
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:07.58
Mad Dog
Pretty close.
08:09.22
gav
Yeah.
08:09.42
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:10.46
Bevo
first
08:10.55
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.
08:11.66
Chibbs
Bevo beat a frail David Bowie. In a fight.
08:17.54
Bevo
Yeah.
08:17.88
Mad Dog
Yeah.
08:18.39
gav
yeah
08:18.61
Joe
Oh, did you just open up the coffin and just start punching him?
08:19.58
Bevo
Same height, same similar age.
08:20.22
Chibbs
Yeah.
08:20.93
Bevo
Yeah.
08:22.05
Joe
Yeah.
08:23.00
Chibbs
Yeah.
08:22.86
gav
Yeah, exactly.
08:23.22
Mad Dog
Okay.
08:23.36
Chibbs
so
08:23.93
Mad Dog
and And I cop the and i coppped the weekend.
08:23.88
gav
Yeah.
08:24.08
Joe
That's a bit morbid.
08:26.36
Chibbs
you let me give the Let me give you his stats, Doggy, before you...
08:27.16
Mad Dog
um
08:29.82
Mad Dog
yeah please
08:29.69
gav
Also, sorry, just for the quick, quick, quick, quick note, Joe, fighting a corpse is not lowbrow for this podcast.
08:31.19
Chibbs
Fight
08:34.77
gav
That's right on, that's right on the money where you're, where you should be aiming for this chat for beating, beating David Bowie's rotting corpse is spot on, mate.
08:37.93
Chibbs
in a course. Yeah, that's great.
08:43.53
gav
That's you're right in the slot.
08:44.34
Chibbs
What on?
08:45.94
Joe
Well, ah good news, Gav.
08:46.23
Chibbs
ah Let's go...
08:47.63
Joe
I can go deeper. ah
08:49.34
Chibbs
Great.
08:49.78
Mad Dog
oh
08:50.10
Joe
yeah
08:50.39
Bevo
ah
08:51.93
gav
ah Looking forward to it.
08:54.58
Chibbs
The weekend's height is 5 foot 8.
08:56.77
Mad Dog
Yep. Yeah, I got him there.
08:58.89
gav
Fine, okay.
08:59.58
Chibbs
Okay. Build slim, slim, non-threatening.
09:03.70
gav
slim Slim, thick.
09:05.23
Chibbs
Coat-friendly, coat-friendly frame.
09:05.46
Mad Dog
Interesting.
09:07.09
Bevo
I'm threatening.
09:09.21
Mad Dog
Did he say Coke?
09:09.79
Chibbs
Strengths.
09:10.97
Mad Dog
Coke friendly?
09:11.16
Chibbs
Coat. Coat.
09:12.47
Bevo
Yeah.
09:12.49
Chibbs
He looks good in a coat.
09:12.57
Mad Dog
Oh, Coke.
09:12.79
Bevo
Oh, thought you said coke friendly because he's a fan of getting high.
09:14.26
Mad Dog
Yeah, got it.
09:14.87
gav
Oh my God.
09:15.18
Chibbs
Strengths.
09:16.05
Joe
Well, half his songs are about doing drugs.
09:16.44
Chibbs
No, no. Strengths.
09:18.49
Joe
And so that's one of the caveats.
09:18.87
gav
they they this This song's about doing drugs.
09:19.10
Chibbs
Yeah, that's... We are – so Mad Dog is going to have to tell us after he gets his stats if he's going to beat him in a fight, and then we'll listen to the lyrics.
09:30.41
Chibbs
We'll hear a bit a little bit more about the weekend, and at the end you will decide – you can come back to and decide whether the fight's going to go ahead or not. If you're going to meet him at the B tree, or or you're just going to go home.
09:37.69
Mad Dog
Okay.
09:40.54
Mad Dog
Exactly.
09:41.40
Chibbs
That's what it's going be. So the strengths of of the weekend, emotional damage, late-night confidence – and mysterious silence.
09:50.46
Mad Dog
Okay.
09:52.98
Chibbs
Yeah.
09:53.05
Mad Dog
Yeah, fuck it.
09:53.50
gav
I reckon the silence is going to psych you out, Mad Dog.
09:53.98
Joe
Late night confidence.
09:55.70
gav
Because Mad Dog, I reckon, will be mouthy. I reckon my Mad Dog will be coming in hot with the insults and we can just be sitting there going like...
10:00.92
Bevo
Well, i reckon I reckon the weekend's got that dog in him, but Mad Dog's got that mad dog in him.
10:04.18
Chibbs
The Wicked says...
10:08.02
Bevo
So, dog on dog.
10:08.31
Chibbs
Yeah, exactly.
10:08.34
gav
Yeah...
10:08.60
Mad Dog
Exactly.
10:09.03
Chibbs
It says his fighting style... His fighting style would be backing away.
10:11.98
Mad Dog
What's his fighting style?
10:15.29
Bevo
Yeah.
10:17.09
gav
That's that's nots not it not a not a good style.
10:17.43
Joe
yeah
10:18.26
Mad Dog
dead we We can't both be back away.
10:21.05
Chibbs
This is the worst fight ever.
10:21.25
Mad Dog
Yeah.
10:21.30
gav
ah
10:22.14
Mad Dog
yeah
10:22.71
Joe
I thought his fighting style would be stealing your bitch, but okay.
10:23.16
gav
If you both, for the record, if you if you both back away far enough, you'll eventually run into each other's backs.
10:25.66
Joe
Yeah.
10:29.47
gav
Just so you know.
10:29.94
Bevo
Yeah, that's true.
10:30.04
Mad Dog
well
10:30.59
gav
you'll
10:31.16
Mad Dog
We'll eventually hit the ocean.
10:31.72
Bevo
Or hit the ocean.
10:32.98
Mad Dog
Yeah, exactly.
10:33.77
gav
You'll end up fighting in a crevice. You'll fight in a crevasse.
10:36.19
Chibbs
All
10:37.31
Bevo
It's the classic flight or flight.
10:38.39
Mad Dog
Okay. Okay.
10:40.71
Chibbs
right.
10:40.63
gav
Okay, what do you reckon, Mad Dog?
10:40.86
Chibbs
Lyrics. We've got lyrics get into.
10:41.53
Mad Dog
Okay. No, no. Early call.
10:44.19
Chibbs
Oh, sorry. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
10:45.31
Joe
Ooh, early call.
10:45.27
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:45.44
Chibbs
Early call.
10:45.82
Mad Dog
um
10:46.00
Chibbs
Early call.
10:46.13
Joe
Okay.
10:48.54
Mad Dog
Yep. I'm backing myself in.
10:50.29
gav
Nice.
10:50.62
Bevo
Oh.
10:51.04
Chibbs
Oh, doggy, Jesus.
10:51.29
gav
Yeah. I love it.
10:53.08
Chibbs
Okay.
10:53.05
gav
I love it.
10:53.38
Joe
Can bring up something interesting to this?
10:53.52
Chibbs
you up
10:54.14
gav
Let's...
10:55.02
Joe
And I totally had no idea about this segment, but in a lot of the weekend's music videos, he's like bandaged and injured for some reason.
10:55.64
Chibbs
Yeah, please.
10:55.62
gav
I'd love to hear it.
11:03.93
Chibbs
Yeah, he's always injured.
11:04.41
gav
Yeah. Yep.
11:06.26
Chibbs
Yeah.
11:06.55
Joe
So does that mean that you get an advantage of some kind because, or do you have to be bandaged and injured first?
11:06.42
gav
Well, yeah.
11:06.78
Mad Dog
a
11:14.55
Chibbs
No, no, you are who you know you are now.
11:15.73
Mad Dog
I'm Lee as I am and he is him as he is.
11:18.58
Joe
Okay. Okay.
11:19.54
Chibbs
and
11:19.51
gav
Yeah, he is as he is for this song.
11:20.54
Chibbs
And you have delorean DeLorean to the recording session of this song.
11:22.79
Bevo
Let's say him in the video.
11:22.72
gav
yeah
11:23.79
Bevo
is
11:25.56
Joe
Get him crawling out of a car wreck.
11:27.74
Chibbs
Yeah.
11:27.70
gav
Yeah. Yeah, that's a factor.
11:28.60
Chibbs
you You drop him as he gets out of a car wreck.
11:31.10
gav
no Well, that's a factor that comes into it.
11:33.45
Chibbs
All
11:33.61
gav
We listen to the we listen the lyrics, we watch the music video, and then we assess if if he still thinks he could fight him.
11:38.07
Joe
Okay.
11:38.37
gav
And that's the that's the fun.
11:39.16
Joe
Okay.
11:39.83
Mad Dog
Yeah, but
11:40.64
Chibbs
right. So Doggy thinks he's got him there now, but we haven't heard the lyrics yet.
11:43.22
Mad Dog
yeah he's a five foot eight coke addict, so I'm i'm getting into him.
11:43.54
gav
Yeah.
11:47.24
Chibbs
I don't know. I don't want to find a 5'8 coke addict.
11:47.93
Mad Dog
Yeah.
11:49.94
gav
Coke addicts have that Coke strength, man.
11:50.14
Mad Dog
yeah
11:50.46
Chibbs
There.
11:50.58
Joe
That's pretty scary.
11:51.13
Bevo
You might think I have Coke.
11:51.50
gav
you
11:53.69
Joe
ah
11:55.99
Chibbs
The lyrics, the intro goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:56.35
gav
Spoiler, he does.
12:02.87
Bevo
ah Triple affirmative.
12:02.97
Joe
In between over the... Do you
12:04.57
gav
Triple, triple affirmative.
12:05.21
Chibbs
Yeah, that's see it.
12:05.85
gav
Yeah.
12:06.17
Chibbs
That's it. Yeah, yeah that's it.
12:08.33
Joe
want to try that again?
12:08.47
gav
So it's still affirmative.
12:09.17
Joe
I'll do the i'll do the the noises and you do the ears.
12:10.65
Chibbs
but Oh, sorry. Do you want to that? Yeah, do that. Do that. The intro goes, yeah.
12:17.11
Joe
All right.
12:17.37
Chibbs
yeah that's that's a day yeah yeah I should have just cranked the level of this mic up to the absolute max.
12:18.81
gav
but
12:19.51
Mad Dog
I don't
12:20.70
Joe
Sorry, audio listeners.
12:21.02
Bevo
maybe plugging my guitar in
12:24.47
gav
Yeah, absolutely bump the gain on that.
12:28.25
Chibbs
and We should all have done that for this episode, just in a tribute to the production.
12:28.17
gav
Yeah.
12:33.89
Chibbs
It's like we're all doing this redlining our mics. Yeah.
12:38.06
Joe
We'll get to the chorus and be able to do it again, I think.
12:40.01
Chibbs
We'll get to that. Verse one goes, your man on the road, doing promo. You said, keep our business on the low low I'm just trying to get you out the friend zone because you look even better than the photos.
12:54.98
Joe
I've already got a problem. I already hate this.
12:58.17
Bevo
Save it. Save it.
12:59.80
Joe
I already hate this. Okay.
13:02.01
Chibbs
I can't find your house, send me the info, driving through the gated residential, found out I was coming, sent your friends home, keep on trying to hide it, but your friends know.
13:03.77
Bevo
Hang on, hang on. Wait for the end.
13:18.62
Chibbs
oh okay. Hmm.
13:19.51
Bevo
All right. Now, carry on, carry on.
13:19.63
gav
All right.
13:19.90
Joe
I hate this.
13:20.14
gav
That's verse one.
13:20.46
Joe
I hate this. There's there's there's layers to this. there's There's so many problems with this. um First of all, what type of promo is he doing? You know?
13:29.62
Chibbs
Well...
13:29.69
Mad Dog
Yeah, it can't be good.
13:30.14
Bevo
I reckon he's got like some kind of Coke, like Coca-Cola display that he puts up in the, in the house.
13:30.36
gav
Yeah.
13:30.70
Mad Dog
Coke.
13:31.67
Joe
Can't be a good promo.
13:33.37
gav
coke Okay.
13:36.76
Chibbs
He's a rep at Woolworths.
13:36.82
Joe
Yes.
13:36.89
Bevo
like
13:38.14
gav
he's He's a distributor.
13:38.56
Bevo
Banner. Yeah.
13:41.42
Mad Dog
coke rep.
13:42.74
Joe
Next problem.
13:42.80
Bevo
He puts up the little dispenser.
13:43.34
Joe
And this is the really big one for the start of the song.
13:43.45
Chibbs
He could be the host of Catchphrase or something. Like he could be shooting shooting promos for his game show. Like Berger.
13:52.22
Joe
ah Oh, good point. Now, this is the really, really big problem.
13:54.07
Chibbs
Yeah.
13:56.09
Joe
Okay. And it's right at the start of the song.
13:57.32
Chibbs
Hmm.
13:58.45
Joe
he's Keep our business on the low, low.
13:59.04
Chibbs
Yeah.
14:00.37
Joe
I'm just trying to get you at the friend zone.
14:01.06
Chibbs
Hmm.
14:02.01
Joe
Are you in the friend zone if you've got business?
14:06.81
gav
yeah
14:07.22
Chibbs
ah What is their business if they're in the friend zone?
14:10.97
Joe
I have a hunch. I think there's a lot of subtlety in these lyrics, but it could be a sexual affair. Just putting in that out there.
14:17.59
gav
hu Whoa, whoa, whoa, Joe, you've over it you've you've stepped over the line for the pod, mate.
14:23.45
Bevo
ah
14:25.27
gav
We don't talk about sex here. We don't have it. We don't discuss it. All
14:30.47
Joe
I'm waiting for the right moment, guys. Okay.
14:32.25
gav
yeah Can i just say, I think my issue comes up even slightly before yours, Joe, because the first two lines are so contradictory.
14:33.02
Chibbs
ah
14:39.15
gav
He says he's on the road doing promo. The next line is keep our business on the low low. If you're doing promo, you're doing the opposite of keeping your business on the low low.
14:46.11
Bevo
he's
14:47.17
gav
You are doing your business very loud. You're trying to promote your fucking business on the high high, if you will.
14:50.43
Bevo
trying to sell he's trying to sell his coca-colas because like just under the counter like don't tell anyone about these
14:50.75
Joe
You're in the high high.
14:52.89
Chibbs
this was This was the um the prince the Prince Harry, Meghan Markle world tour, the world Leave Us Alone tour.
14:53.69
gav
Yeah.
15:02.58
gav
ah ah
15:02.90
Chibbs
Like, i they stopped they stopped in every country, went on every TV show, everything, got a Netflix special, got a TV show, it all based around Leaving Us Alone.
15:03.93
Joe
ah
15:08.79
gav
We just don't.
15:11.74
Mad Dog
Please, please leave this the fuck alone.
15:13.33
Chibbs
LAUGHTER
15:16.22
Joe
Did you guys see the South Park version of that?
15:18.30
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, it's great.
15:18.81
Joe
Yeah. Yeah.
15:20.54
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, just the Leave Us Alone tour. It's great.
15:24.89
gav
Brilliant.
15:25.08
Chibbs
um Okay, so this and now it's it's saying in here that you look better than the photos.
15:25.69
Bevo
I want to talk about the trying to get.
15:27.05
gav
Driving through...
15:31.88
Chibbs
So now we're at a point where do they know each other or he's only seen photos of this person and now he's turned up at the house?
15:39.43
Joe
They've got business.
15:39.51
Mad Dog
Which is creepy as hell.
15:39.53
gav
I reckon he's turned up at the...
15:40.03
Joe
You have to have seen them.
15:42.64
gav
I'm suspecting he might have turned up at the morgue and he's talking he's talking about crime scene photos and he's rolled up to the morgue and he's just like, all that that that little corpse on the table looks even better than I thought.
15:42.97
Bevo
And she's in the, friend ah she's in the friend zone.
15:55.59
gav
That's what I think is happening.
15:57.94
Joe
You really nailed the sort of whispery type nasally voice that he goes for in this song.
15:57.96
gav
That's where I think we're at.
16:00.18
Chibbs
Yeah.
16:01.14
Bevo
he does He does that.
16:03.51
Joe
Yeah.
16:03.52
Mad Dog
It's not a far stretch for Gap.
16:03.42
gav
That's actually my normal voice. that's that's that's my normal That's my normal voice. I have to put this one on for the pod.
16:09.14
Joe
Your dead body on the table doing promo.
16:09.14
Chibbs
he
16:09.06
gav
It's, yeah. Oh,
16:12.79
Mad Dog
yeah
16:13.32
Bevo
I just,
16:13.34
Chibbs
ah Okay.
16:13.78
gav
true. Yeah. Yeah.
16:16.50
Bevo
I want to talk about trying to get you out the friend zone. Like it's not him trying to get out himself. He's trying to get her out of the friend zone. Like he's put her in.
16:24.02
Joe
So he put her in the friend zone.
16:24.02
gav
true
16:24.76
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.
16:26.39
Bevo
Yeah.
16:26.58
Chibbs
Peace-free friendzine.
16:26.68
Mad Dog
And now I want you out, but I can't bear. Yeah.
16:30.00
Joe
That's toxic.
16:30.27
Mad Dog
Like, how does this happen?
16:31.13
Bevo
Cause he's like,
16:31.38
gav
Yeah, and like you said, and they and they've incorporated the business into the friend and the, in this i don't know.
16:35.25
Bevo
he's been told about her and he's given, he's been given some not great photos and he's like, Oh, I don't know.
16:37.48
gav
It's messy.
16:38.14
Chibbs
this is That's the thing, Bevo. this That's 100% it. this is This entire thing, so it's written in a way that sounds like we're having a sultry affair and I just really, I want to be with you ah out in the open. But it's really not. He's never met them.
16:56.95
Chibbs
He doesn't know where they live. he's He's searching around a gated residential community trying to find the house she lives in based on photos that he has.
17:00.95
gav
heat beast
17:03.29
Joe
that's the gri that's the best part
17:04.02
Bevo
ah
17:05.11
Joe
ah
17:05.53
gav
and he's he's He's got one photo. He's just holding up a photo looking at the people he drives past.
17:10.97
Chibbs
he's He's looking at a window frame and a fucking a door.
17:13.46
Joe
he friend zoned a photo
17:14.93
Chibbs
He's like, ah ah and it's dark and he's running between bushes. like
17:20.76
Bevo
And also at the same time, at the same time, whoever he's going to see has friends over and she's like, fuck, he's coming.
17:23.82
Mad Dog
Go,
17:26.14
Bevo
Go, go, go out the back. Go. Yeah.
17:27.54
Mad Dog
go, go, go, go.
17:27.58
Joe
yeah
17:27.58
Chibbs
yeah yeah
17:28.02
gav
yeah
17:32.31
Chibbs
so And she is told, she's yeah she's told her friends, this dude is, I think, um I have a stalker.
17:38.53
Mad Dog
I can't find your house.
17:40.50
Chibbs
I have a stalker.
17:41.49
Joe
Yep.
17:41.58
Chibbs
I don't know what to tell you. It's like, your friends know about me, don't they? As he fucking scurries along in the darkness around the gates and the fences.
17:45.88
gav
yeah
17:51.38
Chibbs
Yeah.
17:51.33
gav
I'd like it if he's just misreading the situation and the friends is just the police. It's just like the police know about me, don't they? Yeah, they fucking do.
17:58.33
Chibbs
Yeah, they know about me.
17:58.29
gav
Weekend. They they know you're spending a lot of time looking.
17:59.70
Bevo
The old friends, the little friends in the force.
18:01.72
Chibbs
The only, the most unclear thing about this entire verse is the promotion.
18:01.81
gav
Yeah.
18:08.44
Chibbs
Like, what what he's doing, what's he what is he promoting, what's he what's he got going on?
18:11.26
Bevo
I reckon it's Coca-Cola.
18:13.84
Joe
Yeah.
18:15.16
Chibbs
The rest of it is very clear cut in the fact that they don't know each other, he's got a photo of her, he doesn't even know where she lives. Like, that's that's what we know for sure.
18:24.46
Mad Dog
um'm like I'm liking my chances even more about this freaky little weirdo.
18:29.53
Chibbs
yeah and
18:31.53
Mad Dog
Beat the piss out of him.
18:32.25
Bevo
Also, it's a gated community, so he'd have to put a code in to get through the gate.
18:32.94
gav
There's a...
18:36.48
gav
That's what I mean. Someone let him in. That's the thing.
18:38.23
Bevo
Yeah.
18:38.87
Joe
yeah
18:38.97
Chibbs
Ah, you can jump. You can jump those fences.
18:41.08
Mad Dog
The gated community.
18:41.67
Bevo
No, he's in a car.
18:42.95
gav
He's driving.
18:43.59
Chibbs
He's driving.
18:43.83
gav
Maybe you just busted through the front.
18:44.54
Joe
And not to jump ahead of the lyrics, but it's past half past five.
18:44.90
Chibbs
Yeah.
18:46.52
Mad Dog
and
18:46.71
Chibbs
Maybe he's just...
18:48.74
Joe
It's like, it's really early in the morning.
18:50.09
gav
It's...
18:51.83
Mad Dog
Yes, yeah, the gates, yeah.
18:52.18
Chibbs
Yeah, that's that could be it.
18:53.10
Bevo
let's ya Let's get to that. Let's get to the chorus.
18:54.71
gav
Yeah, all right, all right, Chorus, hit us with it.
18:54.94
Chibbs
It could just be... He could have just... For all we know, he is re-aimrated through the boom gate and he is making his way through this community.
19:00.92
Bevo
ah
19:01.58
gav
Yeah.
19:04.41
Bevo
you just don't think about it because the the music is so somber that there's no like force.
19:07.58
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:08.49
Joe
I'll be honest, if you think about it, if you replace driving, you go ramming through the gated residential, that works.
19:14.65
Chibbs
Yeah.
19:16.22
Joe
And the song could be better for it.
19:16.44
Chibbs
It does work. but Might be better.
19:17.97
Joe
Yeah.
19:18.55
Mad Dog
and actually
19:18.58
gav
yeah
19:18.93
Chibbs
Yeah.
19:19.54
Mad Dog
does work ya
19:20.85
gav
Maybe the producer was like, you're admitting to a lot of felonies here. Maybe just say driving through the residential. I don't know. like stop Stop admitting to crimes.
19:27.67
Joe
Yeah. Keep it vague and confusing.
19:28.88
Mad Dog
Emitting.
19:31.78
Chibbs
We'll get to the co-writing.
19:31.80
Joe
Women love it when you're vague and confusing.
19:33.07
Chibbs
It's his lawyer.
19:34.08
Joe
So make sure it's very vague, very confusing.
19:36.44
gav
Yeah.
19:37.05
Chibbs
Very confusing.
19:37.21
gav
Keep it vague.
19:38.05
Chibbs
The chorus. The chorus goes, i only call you when it's half past five and only time... The only time that I'll be by your side.
19:48.98
Chibbs
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me.
19:49.68
gav
Yeah.
19:53.11
Chibbs
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me.
19:54.04
Joe
important damn
19:55.97
Mad Dog
Yes.
19:56.60
Chibbs
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me, yeah? I only call you when it's half past five. the only hit time I'd ever call you mine. i only love it when you touch me, not feel me.
20:10.87
Chibbs
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me. When I'm fucked up, that's the real me, babe.
20:17.66
Joe
damn
20:18.94
Bevo
Anyone else think, just immediately think he set an an alarm for 5.30 PM?
20:19.40
Mad Dog
Wow.
20:21.98
Bevo
whoop, gotta call the girl.
20:23.80
Joe
yeah
20:25.53
Mad Dog
yeah
20:25.65
gav
Got a caller.
20:26.46
Chibbs
time for that time for that Time for that threatening phone call.
20:26.51
gav
Better caller.
20:27.53
Joe
Wait, is it 5.30 p.m. 5.30 ?
20:30.61
gav
Yeah, what do you think?
20:31.35
Mad Dog
Yeah, there's a big difference between a.m.
20:31.40
Bevo
Fuck, it's 5.30.
20:31.29
gav
Do you think, Joe?
20:31.86
Bevo
Yeah.
20:33.23
Mad Dog
and p.m. for 5.30, isn't there?
20:34.23
gav
Joe, do you think do you think this is PM or AM?
20:34.42
Bevo
yeah
20:34.46
Chibbs
yeah
20:34.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.
20:36.39
gav
m
20:37.75
Joe
I am leaning towards AM, m but I like the fact that, guys, we're having a really sneaky affair. 5.30 PM is when we're doing it like It's such a boring time.
20:46.41
Bevo
It's the time.
20:46.46
gav
Ha ha ha ha
20:47.20
Bevo
Just before dinner.
20:50.14
gav
ah
20:52.18
Bevo
Just got off work.
20:54.10
Joe
Sexy and mysterious.
20:54.20
gav
ah
20:55.15
Mad Dog
Yes.
20:55.54
Joe
Do you reckon his alarm for 5.30 PM like...
20:55.61
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah
20:58.78
Joe
ah like ah
20:59.61
Chibbs
yeah.
20:59.91
Mad Dog
Just... ah
21:01.11
gav
wa up Yeah, the intro the intro was...
21:02.28
Bevo
actually his alarm would probably be like, his alarm would be 528 just so he could be ready for 530.
21:07.24
Joe
That's right.
21:07.26
Bevo
Yeah.
21:08.39
Chibbs
You ready for five seconds?
21:08.44
Mad Dog
yes
21:08.54
Joe
he can ram through the gated residential. Yeah.
21:11.83
Mad Dog
just
21:11.86
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right.
21:11.83
gav
ah like that idea, though. he's in He was in the studio at 528 when his phone went off and it it actually like the mic caught it and he was like, yeah, that's the intro. Let's keep that.
21:19.22
Bevo
or
21:19.83
Chibbs
I like that.
21:20.18
gav
Yeah.
21:20.87
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.
21:22.04
Bevo
And it's like the girl that these he's calling every day. is like, she's just out shopping just at the grocery store after work and her phone goes, who's that? Oh, it's ah the weekend. He calls me every afternoon at 5.30. I'm
21:32.47
gav
ah ah fuck
21:32.89
Chibbs
Must be 5.30.
21:33.11
Mad Dog
i say
21:34.25
Chibbs
Must be 5.30. It's the weekend.
21:34.78
gav
hey He thinks this is a really mysterious time.
21:38.66
Chibbs
He's got one of those he's got a voice like one of his voice machine things, like, out of screen.
21:38.56
gav
my god.
21:44.06
Joe
yeah Hello, Sydney.
21:44.68
Chibbs
He's always ringing. He's like, I know it's you, the weekend.
21:45.53
Bevo
answering the sheet.
21:45.50
gav
Man.
21:46.23
Bevo
Yeah.
21:47.04
Chibbs
I know it's you, the weekend. Thanks.
21:50.46
gav
oh my god
21:50.74
Joe
I reckon, you know, we're we're saying that it's like a photo or a friend's own thing, but I reckon she calls him by his first name. So it's like, Abel, cut it out. Come on, man. Like, I need to feed the cat now.
21:59.29
Bevo
Yeah, come on.
21:59.42
Chibbs
yeah
22:00.02
Mad Dog
yeah Yeah, that's...
22:03.57
Joe
It's half past five.
22:04.02
Chibbs
i'm getting on Yeah, I'm getting dinner ready.
22:07.29
Joe
Yeah.
22:08.02
gav
yeah
22:08.54
Joe
My friends are over. Come on. Guys, can you go?
22:10.55
gav
ah send them Send them home.
22:11.48
Chibbs
the ah do the I only love it when you touch me, not feel me.
22:13.04
Joe
Yeah.
22:13.40
gav
ah
22:14.01
Joe
Just wait in the hallway. Yeah.
22:19.03
Chibbs
Really sort of specifies that touch i I put down to it's like a fingertip.
22:19.26
Joe
Yes.
22:19.96
gav
See.
22:24.78
Chibbs
Like you touch something that.
22:25.34
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, tap, the point.
22:25.50
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah. it's it's It's a prod.
22:27.91
Chibbs
a feel is more of a rub. Like feeling is like a rub.
22:30.86
Mad Dog
it's It's open palm.
22:31.03
Bevo
maybe bit' slept with it Maybe it's Maybe it's with pool cue or something.
22:31.06
gav
See, i I had a slightly different read on that.
22:33.37
Mad Dog
You feel with your palm.
22:33.46
Chibbs
Yeah.
22:35.42
Mad Dog
Yeah.
22:36.57
gav
now My read on that was that, once again, I think we're in a morgue and she's a corpse because she can touch him with her fingers, but she can't feel shit because she's dead. That's where I think we still are.
22:45.66
Chibbs
dead
22:46.04
Joe
ah Oh, the dead body thing does track.
22:46.65
Bevo
Okay.
22:47.74
gav
Yeah.
22:48.15
Bevo
Okay.
22:48.57
gav
And it's he's like, I don't like it when you feel me.
22:49.00
Mad Dog
Oh.
22:51.19
gav
Yeah. just Vaguely. We'll see. We'll see. I'm hoping it stays true in the further lyrics.
22:55.47
Joe
Dude, do you know who the man is doing promo?
22:56.23
gav
We'll see.
22:57.75
Joe
That's her husband promoting the funeral.
23:01.34
Chibbs
Yeah, it could be.
23:01.50
gav
My God, you could be right.
23:02.34
Chibbs
yeah
23:02.82
gav
You could be right. He's put it out on their joint Facebook page.
23:06.92
Mad Dog
It's a Facebook. Yeah.
23:08.63
gav
Everyone come to Hanson and Cole at fucking 5.30 p.m.
23:12.18
Mad Dog
Yeah.
23:13.19
gav
ah
23:13.94
Mad Dog
all all friends and All friends and family, you know. yeah
23:17.94
Joe
Sorry, guys.
23:18.04
gav
and to
23:18.62
Joe
I can't make the eulogy.
23:18.71
Bevo
In lure flowers.
23:20.76
Joe
I'm fucking the weekend.
23:20.98
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.
23:24.95
Chibbs
It would be funny to say doing getting the word out about a funeral is doing promo.
23:25.27
Mad Dog
I'm the weakest.
23:31.04
Bevo
I think it flies.
23:31.32
gav
a
23:31.48
Chibbs
Yeah.
23:33.30
gav
Oh my God. Fuck.
23:36.48
Joe
Outrageous.
23:36.54
gav
Yeah, the the funeral director like, sorry, who's on who's on promo?
23:36.94
Mad Dog
I'm promoting funeral.
23:40.18
gav
Who's on promo for this
23:42.23
Joe
ah
23:42.33
Bevo
ah time is the what What time does the eulogy start? I might come in just as a
23:46.49
Mad Dog
Yeah.
23:47.10
Chibbs
Yeah. You want to get good numbers? I don't want to see the opening act.
23:48.20
Mad Dog
Yeah.
23:49.14
Bevo
not interested in the opening act.
23:49.82
Chibbs
Yeah.
23:50.40
Mad Dog
Yeah.
23:50.74
gav
this?
23:51.01
Chibbs
Yeah.
23:51.02
gav
Fashionably late to the funeral.
23:53.88
Chibbs
Yeah.
23:54.33
gav
That could be...
23:54.81
Mad Dog
Oh.
23:54.90
Chibbs
um
23:55.29
gav
Stay with me. Stay with me. That could be a shirt. Fashionably late to the funeral.
23:59.06
Chibbs
What's that?
23:59.77
gav
Sounds like...
24:01.50
Chibbs
Yeah, that is good shit. That's good shit. Yeah, I'll give that a shit. That's shit. I don't
24:08.02
gav
i feel like i'm grabbing at straws a little bit because the last episode had no shirts and i'm a little sad about it that's all okay it needs work um cape
24:09.91
Mad Dog
let's
24:12.53
Bevo
Oh, you got too many shirts.
24:13.23
Mad Dog
We've got to we got to work workshop that.
24:13.46
Chibbs
know.
24:13.66
Joe
May Can ask what that the context of that sound is?
24:13.94
Chibbs
Yeah.
24:15.54
Mad Dog
yeah
24:16.20
Chibbs
Yeah.
24:20.00
Chibbs
That's Jung Cook, who will fuck you seven days week, 24 hours a day.
24:24.09
Bevo
I heard, no kidding.
24:26.06
Joe
That's a little bit...
24:26.06
Mad Dog
That's a song we do.
24:26.18
Bevo
I heard that song. think it was the censored version, but I heard it in a Tabatinga, which is a kid's playground on the weekend.
24:32.63
Chibbs
oh my God.
24:32.54
gav
Oh, shit.
24:33.84
Mad Dog
There's one adapto.
24:33.91
Chibbs
Yeah, we did this.
24:35.48
gav
Yeah.
24:35.82
Bevo
Yeah.
24:36.09
Chibbs
Yeah, we did this, Joe, we did this years ago, is Jungkook's Seven Days, and it was on the radio all the time. And the lyrics really were that it's just like, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, i will fuck you.
24:43.77
Joe
but
24:47.22
Bevo
Play it again.
24:51.03
Bevo
Seven days a week.
24:52.47
Chibbs
All of those, like, 24 hours day, there will never be a second that I'm not inside you, and you will love it.
24:54.77
Mad Dog
Yeah, no break.
24:55.79
Bevo
Play it again.
24:55.82
Joe
There's a crisp ma least i am odd Chris Brown song where it's like, baby, if I wake you up, just let me ride.
24:58.39
gav
Yeah. Listen closely. Listen closely when Chips plays the stinger again.
25:00.44
Bevo
Play it now.
25:03.91
gav
I'll be fucking you right.
25:04.45
Chibbs
I'll be fucking you right.
25:06.20
Bevo
Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.
25:06.26
gav
ah
25:11.90
Joe
And then in like harmony, he goes, fuck you back to sleep girl. It's like,
25:20.63
gav
That sounds like a flight of the, that sounds like a flight of the Concords bit, man.
25:24.56
Chibbs
Fuck you back to sleep.
25:24.47
gav
That just is fucking...
25:25.01
Mad Dog
Back to sleep.
25:26.28
Joe
Oh, yeah. Well, that that'll be the next episode I'm on. We'll do that song.
25:30.17
Chibbs
Oh, great.
25:30.52
gav
ah
25:30.73
Chibbs
Yeah, good one. Do that.
25:31.99
gav
Oh, fuck.
25:32.70
Joe
Already set up.
25:34.17
gav
i love that.
25:34.74
Chibbs
um
25:34.86
Mad Dog
That's so good. I love it.
25:35.83
Chibbs
it He says this, which um i've fought Gavin, the weekend might be your fucking spirit animal here because it says, when I'm fucked up, that's the real me.
25:43.20
gav
I'm feeling that. Yeah, I'm feeling it.
25:48.60
Chibbs
like You're not experiencing the real weekend unless all I am fucked up.
25:48.89
gav
Yeah, that's... the
25:54.46
gav
Yeah.
25:55.34
Chibbs
That's me.
25:56.64
gav
I feel that deeply.
25:56.99
Chibbs
That's the real me. Yeah.
25:58.49
gav
That's just... that's that's That's when you get what you get. And you don't get upset.
26:02.10
Chibbs
That's the real weekend.
26:04.46
gav
That's the real, yeah.
26:04.92
Chibbs
Which is is funny that he's driven there, so he's not completely fucked when he's driving to find her.
26:09.37
gav
Well, if you want, it we'll get to we'll get to the film clip.
26:10.86
Chibbs
But when he gets here, he just starts pounding drinks instantly. So he's like, I just need to get to the real me for you, baby.
26:16.86
gav
ah I like, he's like, going to.
26:17.26
Chibbs
Just wait. Just wait.
26:18.58
Mad Dog
ah
26:20.03
Joe
He goes to her house. he goes like, you know, the Wolf of Wall Street when they're fighting and he just rips open the pillow.
26:27.03
gav
And just starts snorting cocaine out of the pillow.
26:27.26
Joe
I can imagine him.
26:29.21
Chibbs
yeah
26:32.86
gav
Oh, fuck. That's so good. Yeah, he gets there. He's like, going to fuck you silly. And then he just like three hours later, like just got whiskey dick. He's absolutely wasted.
26:43.35
Bevo
fantastic
26:43.80
Chibbs
This is the real me, babe.
26:43.67
gav
This is real me, baby.
26:46.20
Joe
This is me.
26:50.84
Chibbs
Gonna get you out that friend zone.
26:54.10
Joe
ah
26:56.41
Chibbs
Yeah, it's very...
26:57.05
gav
Oh God.
26:57.32
Chibbs
Yeah.
26:58.58
gav
Yeah, that's where it is.
26:59.24
Bevo
it's yeah like This is the baby.
26:59.82
gav
That's where it is.
27:00.48
Chibbs
Yeah.
27:04.22
Bevo
okay
27:05.11
Chibbs
The weekend.
27:05.82
gav
definitely.
27:06.21
Bevo
solicly
27:06.11
gav
Oh God. ha
27:09.02
Mad Dog
ah jesus
27:09.30
gav
oh god
27:09.56
Chibbs
Verse 2. Verse 2 says, I'ma let you know and keep it simple. Trying to keep it up don't seem so simple.
27:18.42
gav
oh there we go
27:18.65
Joe
Yep.
27:18.87
Chibbs
ah just fucked yeah know I just fucked two bitches before I saw you.
27:19.58
Joe
yeah
27:26.39
Chibbs
two
27:26.37
gav
Do you
27:28.02
Chibbs
And you gonna have it, and you gonna have to do it at my tempo. Always trying to send me off to rehab. Drugs starting feeling like it's decaf.
27:40.02
Chibbs
I'm just trying to live life for the moment, and all these motherfuckers want to relapse.
27:46.65
gav
reckon he's called The Weeknd because that's the only time he's allowed to see his kids?
27:47.03
Joe
Oh, man.
27:47.32
Bevo
Now i'm hearing.
27:53.02
Chibbs
That's what kids call him.
27:54.67
Bevo
Verse two painting was a very sad.
27:55.64
Joe
ah
27:58.26
gav
Yeah, the party.
27:58.69
Chibbs
Is the weekend coming? Honey, honey, his name is Abel. He sees you on the weekend.
28:03.26
Joe
a
28:03.26
Bevo
well
28:03.64
gav
you can You can call him.
28:04.70
Chibbs
ah
28:05.96
gav
You can call him dad if you want to.
28:06.49
Chibbs
so ah
28:08.48
gav
Oh, my God. Oh.
28:11.00
Chibbs
ah
28:12.18
Joe
And he's not able to see you Monday to Friday.
28:12.22
Chibbs
Is the weekend coming? Is the weekend coming?
28:15.42
Joe
yeah yeah
28:18.60
Bevo
Yes.
28:18.71
gav
noise
28:19.83
Bevo
ah
28:20.06
gav
oh my god
00:03.91
Chibbs
All right, back on. we've We've got the Bevo dropout and the Mad Dog dropout out of the way.
00:07.38
Bevo
Yeah, done.
00:07.70
Chibbs
Hopefully we're we're good to go now here.
00:08.18
Bevo
yeah Smooth in the gated community, driving around looking for her.
00:09.27
Joe
yeah
00:09.11
gav
We've crossed that off the list. gated community.
00:11.70
Chibbs
All right.
00:11.98
gav
Yep.
00:12.34
Joe
They went to fuck two bitches.
00:14.33
gav
but
00:14.55
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, so just let's just go, this is a continuation of the story.
00:14.84
Mad Dog
That tick?
00:15.26
Joe
ah
00:15.67
gav
ah
00:18.04
Mad Dog
yeah
00:20.70
Chibbs
The first verse, we've got the fact that there's promo being done. He's stalking someone. He's trying to track him down based on a photo.
00:26.46
gav
in aated community
00:28.64
Chibbs
That's what he's got.
00:28.63
gav
yeah
00:29.14
Mad Dog
Stalking.
00:29.56
Chibbs
We imagine at this point,
00:32.12
gav
Yeah.
00:32.34
Mad Dog
Yeah.
00:32.27
gav
Yeah.
00:33.43
Chibbs
Yeah, and so it got to the point where we imagine that in the chorus, he has found said lady. He has explained to her, you can touch me only, no feeling, let me get real fucked up and show you the real me.
00:52.13
Chibbs
Now he is fucked up.
00:52.47
Joe
ah
00:52.63
Mad Dog
Yeah.
00:54.36
Chibbs
we're we've we're now about to We're now experiencing the real weekend here, because he's instantly gone into...
00:59.64
gav
yeah
01:02.84
Chibbs
I will try and keep it up.
01:03.06
Bevo
I might have trouble getting an erection.
01:05.52
Chibbs
it's It's not as easy as you think.
01:05.88
gav
but
01:08.40
Chibbs
already fucked two bitches.
01:08.51
Bevo
fru
01:10.36
Chibbs
Do you understand how hard it is for me to get it up again?
01:11.43
Joe
he needs a blue chew
01:13.48
Chibbs
I've already i've already ejaculated twice. Recently.
01:17.02
Bevo
And you're going to do it you have to do it at my tempo, which is probably very slow at this point.
01:17.63
Chibbs
Yeah.
01:17.75
gav
yeah
01:18.58
Joe
yeah
01:18.74
Chibbs
And...
01:21.53
Chibbs
yeah
01:21.78
gav
ah My penis is red raw.
01:22.87
Bevo
good
01:23.42
Chibbs
and
01:23.86
Joe
How do you guys, do you guys have any opinions about rhyming and anything like that? Because simple and simple, that's that's kind of lazy.
01:32.28
Mad Dog
Yeah.
01:32.66
gav
Oh, does he hit simple and simple, does he? oh he does.
01:34.68
Chibbs
Like, we normally, so we've we've we do a thing.
01:34.64
gav
Oh, does.
01:34.84
Bevo
We used to.
01:34.84
Joe
Yeah.
01:34.87
Mad Dog
He does.
01:35.96
gav
we do a thing here. We do a thing here. That's a good shout.
01:38.14
Chibbs
We haven't done in a long time.
01:39.64
gav
So when, when you have a double rhyme of the same word, yeah, yeah.
01:39.80
Chibbs
That if they do, Brian, we have to come.
01:40.20
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.
01:42.74
gav
You double rhyme the same word. You have to come.
01:44.07
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.
01:46.52
gav
Can I just fucking, can we just delete my audio for this whole fucking night? You've got to come up with the, you've got to come up with route, like with what you would rhyme instead.
01:54.71
Bevo
a Better rhyme.
01:56.31
gav
So for example, I'm gonna let you know and keep it simple.
01:56.73
Bevo
Yeah.
01:59.19
gav
Trying to keep it up while I pop a pimple would have been what I, what I said, if that was my lyric.
02:05.14
Chibbs
yeah uh anyone you got another one you got one bebe but better better right pop it in yeah
02:10.98
gav
Oh, got to pop it in you like a pimple.
02:11.53
Bevo
I'm going to let you know and keep it simple.
02:14.07
gav
That would be... Yeah, carry on. Going to pop it in you like a pimple. That's like a gushing white fluid.
02:19.92
Mad Dog
That's so fucking gross.
02:20.74
gav
There we go.
02:21.38
Joe
I've got one. I've got one.
02:22.46
gav
that's that's we got there.
02:23.44
Bevo
I'm going to let you know and keep it simple.
02:23.46
gav
We got there.
02:23.88
Mad Dog
Joe's...
02:24.00
Chibbs
so i just got one
02:23.94
gav
Sorry.
02:26.17
Bevo
Okay.
02:26.44
Joe
I'm gonna let you know and keep it simple.
02:26.45
Bevo
Sorry. Go.
02:28.86
Joe
Trying to keep it up but I am limple. well
02:32.41
Bevo
Ah, very good. but
02:36.98
Chibbs
that's like That's like yay level genius, like lyrics, man.
02:40.25
Joe
ah
02:40.49
gav
Oh my God, that's hate.
02:41.43
Bevo
I got a, um'm ah I'm going to let you know and keep it simple.
02:41.88
gav
Bevo, what you got?
02:42.90
Joe
ah
02:45.14
Bevo
Trying to keep it up. Check out this dimple. And then he smiles. Okay.
02:49.77
gav
And then he's...
02:50.14
Joe
Is that his booty hole?
02:50.17
gav
It's
02:50.51
Chibbs
How about, I'ma let you know and keep it simple, trying to keep it up and read my Kindle. That's it. That's what it is.
02:59.85
gav
a little bit of a false rhyme, but it's it's there.
03:00.40
Joe
Bro, Kim...
03:00.65
Chibbs
He's trying to read a novel and get directions.
03:00.76
Bevo
You got one mad dog?
03:03.38
Chibbs
Yeah.
03:03.54
Joe
He's reading fucking Girl with the Dragon Tattoo getting his dick sucked on his Kindle.
03:03.58
Bevo
Mad dog, you got
03:03.66
gav
It's there.
03:07.49
Joe
like
03:07.69
Bevo
one?
03:10.13
gav
Oh, God.
03:10.88
Joe
He's reading the sweetest version and being like, what the fuck are they saying?
03:11.44
Mad Dog
let you know...
03:14.13
Joe
yeah
03:15.77
Chibbs
Turns out I don't know Swedish.
03:18.17
Bevo
fit I want one.
03:18.32
Joe
He can't read.
03:18.87
gav
yeah Mad dog, mad dog, what do you got for us?
03:20.83
Bevo
Doggy's one.
03:22.33
Mad Dog
a I'm going to let you know and keep it simple. Look at my Smith's crisps. They got a crimple.
03:32.41
Joe
Ooh, product placement.
03:33.02
gav
Jesus Christ.
03:35.24
Joe
That's the promo. That's the promo, guys.
03:36.54
gav
That's good. That is...
03:37.62
Chibbs
Yeah. To be fair, Mad Dog's made the most money for...
03:39.07
gav
We're promoing.
03:42.07
Bevo
A
03:42.17
Mad Dog
yeah
03:43.77
Chibbs
Really?
03:44.09
gav
Yeah.
03:44.65
Chibbs
Smith's...
03:44.90
gav
It's been a minute since we did that ah did that segment.
03:45.61
Chibbs
There's not a lot not a lot of Smith's chips in R&B.
03:47.34
gav
That's...
03:48.87
Chibbs
Yes.
03:48.73
gav
No.
03:48.93
Bevo
third.
03:49.17
gav
Not enough Smith's chips in R&B.
03:49.53
Mad Dog
hi Not enough. Not enough.
03:51.80
gav
Yeah.
03:54.00
Joe
Dude, the weekend got a really dirty dick, fucking two bitches, and then going to a third.
03:54.09
gav
Oh, man. Um... and um
03:58.68
Mad Dog
Oh, he can't stop.
03:58.90
Chibbs
And then he's ram-raided into a gated...
03:58.97
Bevo
third
04:01.46
Chibbs
He ram-raided into a a gated community after fucking two bitches.
04:03.61
Joe
With his dirty dick. You fucking turkey swung it. Broke the lock.
04:07.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.
04:09.08
gav
I will say of this whole verse, I think the actual best lines might be always trying to send me off to rehab drug, start and feeling like it's decaf. That's a fucking good lyric, man.
04:17.56
Chibbs
Yeah.
04:17.91
Bevo
Yeah.
04:18.31
Chibbs
Look at the lyrics.
04:18.51
Joe
That's hate.
04:18.64
Mad Dog
It's pretty good.
04:20.14
Bevo
It's also funny because in real, in real, real life, he's fucked up.
04:20.04
gav
That's fucking funny, man.
04:20.28
Mad Dog
but but
04:22.80
gav
Jesus.
04:25.35
Bevo
So the way saying this would be like, Oh, he's trying to fucking sit
04:30.84
Mad Dog
ah
04:30.71
gav
Yeah. Yeah.
04:34.19
Chibbs
He's completely fucked, but telling you that the drugs aren't working?
04:37.33
Joe
ah take
04:37.54
Chibbs
What, that's...
04:37.62
gav
yeah
04:38.11
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, that's...
04:38.55
Bevo
me up. All right.
04:41.08
gav
These drugs fucking thug, man.
04:41.72
Mad Dog
So is this is this chick, like, staging interventions for him?
04:42.17
Bevo
Weekend. Let's get you to bed, mate.
04:43.89
gav
yeah
04:49.16
gav
Or maybe.
04:49.74
Bevo
Well, she's cooking dinner because it's probably 5.45 at this point.
04:49.74
gav
5.45.
04:50.39
Joe
Well, she kicked her friends out, It's
04:51.81
Bevo
coming
04:53.51
Chibbs
She's got a kid.
04:53.62
gav
um forty
04:54.19
Chibbs
She's got a kid. that the Kids are at the table ready for dinner. Yeah.
04:57.75
Joe
five forty five pm
04:57.91
Mad Dog
Yeah.
04:58.49
Bevo
he's coming in
04:59.06
Chibbs
The weekend's burst in the back door.
05:01.78
Bevo
first
05:02.02
Chibbs
Kicked it in.
05:02.09
Joe
It's just that...
05:04.09
Chibbs
i just fucked two bitches.
05:04.31
Mad Dog
Yeah. hey will you
05:06.39
Chibbs
Like, I don't know.
05:06.30
gav
Now you've got to keep it at my tempo.
05:07.86
Mad Dog
We need to have a talk. Yeah.
05:09.62
gav
yeah
05:11.19
Mad Dog
We need to address some things.
05:11.25
Chibbs
I do like the idea that it's just like he's...
05:11.43
Joe
it's just a
05:14.74
Chibbs
he Not only is he presuing like presuming the fact that she will fuck him, but when she does it, I will determine how fast it's going to go.
05:25.11
Chibbs
Like, but that's on me.
05:25.65
Mad Dog
Yes.
05:25.87
gav
Yeah. And and you better not you better not feel me while I do it.
05:30.49
Chibbs
Yeah!
05:30.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.
05:32.63
gav
You can touch me, but by God, don't you dare feel me.
05:35.38
Chibbs
You better... Was that a feel? hope that wasn't a feel!
05:37.85
Mad Dog
and
05:37.72
gav
we kind Did you try and cop a feel?
05:39.11
Joe
You're not feeling my tempo. It is like, ah what's his face from Whiplash?
05:43.35
gav
ah Yeah.
05:43.67
Bevo
Yeah.
05:43.74
Joe
Not quite my tempo, yeah.
05:44.12
Chibbs
Not quite my tempo.
05:44.31
Bevo
like
05:44.47
gav
Yeah.
05:45.30
Bevo
with
05:45.43
gav
not not Not quite my tempo.
05:46.28
Chibbs
Slapping him.
05:48.47
Joe
Yeah.
05:49.40
Bevo
that
05:49.56
Chibbs
Am I rushing or dragging?
05:49.85
Mad Dog
ah
05:51.82
Joe
Are you rushing or are you dragging?
05:52.57
Chibbs
ah
05:53.92
Joe
two, three, four.
05:54.01
Chibbs
yeah
05:56.06
gav
Slapping. He's slapping her in the face.
05:57.02
Chibbs
ah slapping him am i rushing on trade
05:58.62
gav
Count to four.
05:58.81
Bevo
isn
05:59.48
Joe
One, two, three, four.
05:59.34
gav
Was I rushing? Yeah.
06:05.26
Mad Dog
Uh-huh.
06:05.21
gav
Oh man, that's good. That's good.
06:07.90
Chibbs
That might be one of the best the best set that be one of the best scenes ever put into a movie.
06:08.02
gav
Fuck, that's a good movie. Holy shit.
06:12.63
gav
Yeah. Fuck, that's a great fucking movie, man.
06:14.64
Bevo
Oh, man. Great movie.
06:16.60
Joe
that movie is based on a short film the director also like wrote and made and jk simmons also plays the conductor and it's basically just that scene and it's the exact same and it's fucking awesome
06:16.60
gav
Yeah.
06:17.10
Chibbs
Unbelievable.
06:22.30
Chibbs
Oh, really?
06:26.75
gav
Oh, sick.
06:28.15
Chibbs
Yeah.
06:29.02
Bevo
I went to uni for music and it was and a very exaggerated version of that. But, yeah, it was pretty intense like that sometimes.
06:35.96
Chibbs
You would greenlight that movie instantly if someone just filmed that scene and went, here, this is it.
06:36.05
Bevo
Yeah,
06:36.06
gav
yeah
06:40.50
gav
showed you that scene. Oh, fuck yeah.
06:41.64
Bevo
yeah.
06:42.30
Chibbs
You yes, fucking oath.
06:43.35
Bevo
So tense.
06:43.40
Chibbs
Give me the a whole movie, please.
06:44.10
Joe
Did your music conductor walk up to you and say, I will fuck you like a pig and just like...
06:45.14
gav
This...
06:48.28
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.
06:49.85
Bevo
not Not me personally, because I didn't do the performance major, but I heard some stories from the performance major.
06:53.02
gav
because I thought Bevo was going to like, not me personally because I wasn't cute enough, but the other...
06:57.46
Bevo
Yeah.
06:57.50
gav
the others The little drummer boy in the class, yeah, they said that shit.
06:57.88
Chibbs
but but
06:58.21
Bevo
Yeah.
06:59.90
Chibbs
but
07:00.06
Joe
If I look like Miles Teller, maybe, yeah. Yeah.
07:01.85
Bevo
Yeah.
07:02.22
gav
Yeah.
07:03.61
Chibbs
I played Panic! Idiot! at Number 5 on the Poseidon Adventure! yeah
07:10.84
gav
Oh, my God.
07:11.22
Joe
He did more than tickle the ivory keys.
07:14.07
Chibbs
Yeah.
07:14.35
gav
Oh, man. Yeah.
07:16.22
Chibbs
um
07:16.70
gav
then um
07:17.08
Chibbs
he smashes He smashes another chorus out. It's the same. i think it's the same.
07:22.33
Bevo
Yeah, alarms went off.
07:22.33
Chibbs
Looks the same.
07:22.65
Joe
Yep.
07:23.21
Bevo
Yeah.
07:23.90
Chibbs
Okay, the bridge goes, hills have eyes, the hills have eyes.
07:24.19
Mad Dog
It's the same.
07:29.98
Mad Dog
Jesus.
07:29.99
Chibbs
Who are you to judge? Who are you to judge? Hide your lies, hide your lies. Girl, hide your lies, hide your lies. Oh baby, only you to trust.
07:41.91
Chibbs
Only you, only you, only you. only you
07:46.39
gav
Jesus Christ.
07:46.78
Bevo
Anyone else getting like homeless guy on the train vibes from this?
07:46.79
Joe
I'm going to be really honest.
07:47.03
Mad Dog
Yeah, he's lost it.
07:49.72
gav
Yeah, big time.
07:50.17
Joe
Yeah.
07:50.23
Mad Dog
Yeah, he's lost it. Yeah.
07:51.67
Joe
When I first heard this song, I thought instead of saying Hydral lies, he actually says, i draw blood.
07:52.41
Bevo
The hills have eyes.
07:57.63
Joe
And I'm like, fuck they're not making an oath, are they?
07:59.67
Chibbs
oh Oh my god!
07:59.99
Joe
like yeah
08:01.08
Bevo
me
08:02.74
Chibbs
My lord. It wouldn't be the morgue thing if he's drawing blood.
08:03.70
gav
yeah
08:06.34
Chibbs
that they're not Yeah.
08:07.34
Joe
I'm still convinced it's a morgue.
08:08.18
gav
Yes. I feel like that's that's the most logical thing for me so far. Hills s Have Eyes. you all ever watch that one? That was the one with like mutants that were like just running around sexually assaulting everybody.
08:14.90
Chibbs
Yeah, that's fucked movie.
08:15.38
Mad Dog
Yes.
08:15.94
Chibbs
Yeah.
08:17.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.
08:19.10
gav
that was a weird movie, man.
08:20.79
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right.
08:21.35
Mad Dog
It's lot of SA in there.
08:21.55
Chibbs
Yeah.
08:22.20
Bevo
Sounds like a fight. He's having a fight with an now. Like, who are you to judge? Who are you to judge?
08:26.32
Joe
S.A. What's that mad dog?
08:27.48
Bevo
The hell's our eyes.
08:28.18
Mad Dog
yeah
08:28.76
Joe
a
08:28.86
Bevo
All right. All right.
08:31.61
Chibbs
even a
08:34.81
gav
Yeah, it it definitely gives me
08:35.22
Chibbs
Yelling hide your lies as well. It's not saying don't lie. It's just saying hide them.
08:40.17
Mad Dog
Top of them up.
08:40.18
gav
ah
08:41.08
Joe
Yeah.
08:42.23
gav
be Be better at lying.
08:44.92
Chibbs
yeah
08:45.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.
08:46.83
Chibbs
I'm sick of knowing that you lied.
08:47.19
Mad Dog
Who is...
08:50.39
Chibbs
That's that's all that is. yeah
08:51.90
gav
Yeah.
08:52.60
Chibbs
um Yeah, this is total.
08:54.25
gav
It's a weird bridge.
08:55.07
Chibbs
ah He's gone off off the edge of the cliff here. This is...
08:59.93
gav
it it definitely it definitely feels like he was It definitely feels like he was just um ad-libbing in the booth, right?
09:00.16
Bevo
he's Yeah, he's got to be slurring this whole time.
09:00.18
Chibbs
this is
09:06.57
gav
Like this is this doesn't read like a written verse. This is just like he's just yelling shit at this point, right?
09:13.08
Joe
Yeah, it's definitely he was fucking around in the booth and then they just, they needed something to fill this part of the song and they just inserted it.
09:13.17
Bevo
Is Hills Have Eyes the name of the album?
09:13.29
Chibbs
He's just vibing.
09:14.73
Bevo
This is off as well.
09:19.90
gav
Yeah, yeah.
09:21.00
Joe
It's...
09:21.27
gav
They just let him run. um What was that? bitfo was this the name of the What was the name of the album?
09:24.96
Bevo
Is that, I could have sworn the album was called Hills Have Eyes, but it's not. Sorry. I don't know what was thinking there.
09:30.58
Chibbs
It's definitely not!
09:30.62
Joe
Beauty in the madness.
09:30.81
gav
beauty behind Beauty behind the madness.
09:31.37
Bevo
Yeah.
09:33.17
gav
Yeah.
09:33.56
Bevo
Okay. Yeah.
09:33.72
Joe
Behind the madness.
09:33.80
Bevo
guy yeah
09:33.84
Chibbs
Certainly not.
09:35.32
Bevo
Maybe I was thinking about this.
09:35.54
Mad Dog
The hills have eyes.
09:36.08
Chibbs
The hills have eyes. <unk> The weekend's the album.
09:38.94
gav
ah ah ah
09:39.78
Chibbs
The hills have eyes.
09:40.66
Bevo
Didn't you guys go to the, didn't you guys go to the movies and watch the weekend's new album, The Hills Have Eyes?
09:41.18
Chibbs
Oh.
09:46.81
Joe
ah
09:47.66
Bevo
It's on the screen.
09:47.70
Joe
Oh my God, are we going to talk about that fucking movie where he's yelling at fucking Jenna Ortega and just...
09:51.19
Bevo
I haven't seen it.
09:51.58
Chibbs
ah
09:52.66
Bevo
it's Clearly, I haven't seen it.
09:54.87
gav
Wait, which which movie? are we doing? I missed it.
09:57.50
Bevo
You know, the weekends, the hills have eyes.
09:57.59
Joe
Okay, so one of his movies, sorry, for one of his albums, he made a movie out of it and Jenna Ortega's in it.
09:58.08
gav
Who?
10:05.43
Joe
She's Wednesday from Wednesday and he just cannot act for shit.
10:06.94
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah. From Wednesday.
10:12.46
Joe
And there's like a fight scene in the last act and he's just going, shut the fuck up.
10:12.57
Bevo
Wednesday from the week.
10:18.38
Joe
And it's so zesty. And it's like...
10:20.28
Chibbs
Oh, my God. You know what he's in?
10:22.89
Mad Dog
Ooh.
10:23.47
Chibbs
He's in Uncut
10:23.89
Mad Dog
I'm liking my fight chances even more.
10:24.25
Chibbs
you know what you know what he's saying he's in um uncut gems
10:31.13
gav
Okay, with um with ah with without adam Adam Sandler, right?
10:31.34
Joe
That's right.
10:31.52
Bevo
Oh yeah.
10:31.77
Mad Dog
Is he?
10:31.98
Joe
Yes.
10:32.64
Bevo
Uncle James.
10:33.98
Chibbs
So, hit uncut jams. um I'm pretty sure, i'm pretty sure, yeah, the the the chick, yeah, the chick that Adam Sandler's girlfriend in the movie, um I think fucks the weekend in a bathroom at a nightclub or something, and then the weekend punches Adam Sandler in the nose and breaks his nose or something.
10:37.85
Bevo
etc
10:38.95
gav
And and and fucking um Adam Devine.
10:39.63
Joe
Gems. Adam Sandler.
10:52.02
Joe
Oh, man. This song's about her.
10:57.09
Mad Dog
Ooh.
10:57.69
gav
And they're always trying to cut him off to rehab.
10:57.91
Chibbs
Yeah.
11:00.84
Chibbs
Yeah.
11:01.19
Mad Dog
All right.
11:01.18
Bevo
Yeah, he says, no, no, no.
11:03.42
Mad Dog
This is seesawing for me.
11:04.08
Chibbs
Do I have to...
11:05.21
Joe
Was that before or after he fucked your bitches?
11:05.50
Mad Dog
Okay.
11:05.40
gav
Yeah, I mean...
11:06.01
Chibbs
Wait, hold on. Oh, yeah, he's been fucking bitches a lot. And then ram-raining, like he's just on the rampage, this guy.
11:10.36
Joe
With his dirty dick.
11:10.46
gav
Yeah.
11:13.73
Chibbs
The outro...
11:13.77
Mad Dog
He's been fucking...
11:14.14
gav
Yeah, Mad Dog, I don't ah don't like this for view you, Mad Dog.
11:14.72
Chibbs
Yeah,
11:16.78
gav
This sounds like he might beat the fucking shit out of you on like on his on his on his coke strength, man.
11:19.99
Mad Dog
I want the first guy the podcast to get beaten.
11:20.40
Chibbs
yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
11:21.97
Mad Dog
But Well, you know...
11:22.94
Chibbs
yeah
11:24.80
Joe
Oh, coke strength is something else, man.
11:27.99
Chibbs
Mad Dog, you can so you can say if you think you'll beat or not.
11:28.06
gav
I will say, though...
11:28.47
Mad Dog
but if
11:31.31
Chibbs
um It's going to tell me. it's based on Based on all of your stats from the podcast for years, it's going to tell me whether or not you will beat The Weeknd in a fight or not.
11:37.37
gav
ah
11:37.75
Bevo
That's for him
11:42.38
Chibbs
Oh,
11:42.84
gav
Yeah. I will say as well, if he's if he's already fucked two bitches, he's already exhausted, I think.
11:43.93
Mad Dog
well you know
11:47.24
gav
I reckon you've got him on...
11:48.02
Chibbs
he's so tired. Tired and drunk.
11:49.24
gav
yeah He's a bit knackered. He's gassed. He's gassed, and you might just beat him on stamina alone.
11:52.44
Chibbs
Yeah.
11:55.16
Mad Dog
No, oh I want to, yeah.
11:55.42
Chibbs
Yeah.
11:55.83
gav
He can't go five rounds with you, man.
11:56.68
Mad Dog
Anyway.
11:57.96
gav
He's going to have to try and close it in one.
11:58.34
Chibbs
You do CrossFit, doggy.
11:59.74
gav
Yeah.
12:00.96
Bevo
to decide.
12:00.95
Chibbs
You do CrossFit.
12:01.01
Mad Dog
I do do CrossFit.
12:02.65
Chibbs
Yeah.
12:03.00
Mad Dog
and And let me tell you all about it.
12:03.42
Chibbs
um do it do i have to
12:05.22
Bevo
I'm so keen for this outro. I'm so excited.
12:07.26
Chibbs
Do I have to read this?
12:09.11
Bevo
Yeah, it's it reminds me of the, what does the fox say?
12:09.59
Mad Dog
Yes.
12:09.53
gav
Yeah, yeah. yeah
12:10.68
Joe
the epilogue
12:12.98
Chibbs
right that's so That's not English.
12:14.97
gav
yeah I mean, give it a try.
12:15.19
Mad Dog
No.
12:15.29
Joe
No.
12:16.38
gav
See if your dyslexia leads you to the answer.
12:16.72
Bevo
Gibberish.
12:17.27
Chibbs
Is it another language? is is this about Am I about to do something as racist as I possibly can be?
12:18.33
gav
It's
12:18.87
Bevo
Oh, no, no, sorry.
12:22.93
gav
Ethiopia.
12:23.63
Chibbs
or
12:23.67
Mad Dog
Yeah.
12:24.79
Joe
I've got something.
12:25.02
Chibbs
What is this?
12:24.95
gav
um
12:26.19
Joe
I found it.
12:26.26
Bevo
Yeah, it's in the genius annotation here.
12:26.87
Joe
um Yeah.
12:28.86
Chibbs
Do I have to translate it?
12:29.18
Bevo
M. Haric. No, I just read it as written.
12:31.59
Mad Dog
No, read it phonetically.
12:31.58
Chibbs
okay I'll just try and read it.
12:31.58
gav
it's ethiop
12:31.85
Joe
I've got to here. Do you want read it?
12:33.73
Chibbs
I'll just try and read it. I'll try and read it. I'll try and read it. Iwi dee holla yinny kojo, dee holly hoo, yinny ficker, ficker, ficker, yinny ficker, ficker, ficker, ewi dee holly yinny kojo, dee holly hoo.
12:59.99
gav
I was reading along.
13:00.20
Joe
I'd like to shout out our Ethiopian fans.
13:00.75
gav
I reckon you reckon you nailed that.
13:03.06
Mad Dog
You went very well.
13:02.94
gav
Yeah.
13:03.54
Chibbs
Thanks, guys. Thanks.
13:04.73
gav
I think you're joking, Joe, but we absolutely have listeners in Ethiopia.
13:08.79
Bevo
Yeah.
13:08.87
Joe
No, sorry. I've got the...
13:11.22
gav
So straight up shout out to our Ethiopian listeners.
13:12.06
Chibbs
Yeah. Shout out to Ethiopia. Yeah.
13:15.83
Mad Dog
You actually, was good.
13:16.09
gav
um
13:16.32
Joe
i've got the
13:17.91
Mad Dog
That was pretty good.
13:18.42
Chibbs
Yeah. You know that, that, there's that famous picture of a vulture right next to a starving Ethiopian.
13:25.05
gav
Yeah.
13:26.10
Chibbs
Yeah. That was mad dog.
13:26.55
gav
The photographer that was Mad Dog that took that photo.
13:27.26
Chibbs
1991. ah not ten ninety one Yeah.
13:30.55
Joe
yeah
13:31.93
Bevo
Get him on the pod.
13:32.81
Bevo
Can I...
13:33.30
gav
You know that that photographer later...
13:34.17
Bevo
Let's...
13:34.17
Joe
Hey, do you guys know that old joke? How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
13:38.52
Chibbs
but
13:39.07
gav
God.
13:40.21
Mad Dog
A rave.
13:40.54
Joe
Tape toasted the ceiling.
13:40.61
Mad Dog
Toast!
13:40.47
gav
I don't know it. Oh, Christ.
13:43.31
Mad Dog
Toast! Okay.
13:44.25
Bevo
you know
13:46.62
Joe
A better idea.
13:46.58
gav
You were right.
13:47.32
Mad Dog
um
13:47.14
gav
You could go deeper.
13:50.39
Joe
ah
13:51.48
Bevo
you know let's let's
13:51.93
Joe
ah better idea is to play the weekend here.
13:54.81
Chibbs
the
13:54.96
Bevo
let's get back to the, uh, the translation of what he's saying here is, um, I love you very much.
13:55.29
gav
um Okay.
13:58.71
Chibbs
you know Yeah, yeah.
13:59.33
Bevo
My beauty. Love you very much. My love, love, love, love my love, love, love, love.
14:06.22
Chibbs
Oh, he's drunk as shit.
14:06.33
Bevo
And it's in,
14:06.42
gav
That's... Yeah, he's...
14:07.85
Chibbs
He's so drunk. He got to the point where now he's like, i love you. he just said you fucked two bitches and that I might not be able to keep it up for you.
14:11.32
Bevo
it just, it reminds me of,
14:11.61
gav
Yeah.
14:15.42
Chibbs
But if yeah if if I do, yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
14:15.70
gav
And also, you're still in the friend zone. Yeah.
14:18.17
Joe
yeah
14:19.74
Chibbs
We are simply friends. You will not feel me. Yeah.
14:23.22
Joe
You know, here's a funny anecdote that I've just got reminded of this, like getting so drunk that you default to factory settings and go to your old language.
14:23.89
Bevo
This is transactional.
14:31.70
Joe
This guy knew in uni, got so hammered, he factory reset to Italian.
14:34.24
Bevo
Hmm.
14:37.10
Joe
And do you know the you know the Yolanda B.
14:38.14
Chibbs
Oh, man.
14:40.00
Mad Dog
factory race.
14:41.04
Joe
Cool song, No Speak Americano?
14:43.99
gav
Yeah.
14:44.23
Bevo
Hmm.
14:44.50
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah. yeah yeah
14:45.66
Joe
So he was opera singing the original sample of that on the tram and we're just like, shut the fuck up.
14:45.84
Chibbs
Shut
14:46.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.
14:49.63
gav
Amazing. Yeah.
14:52.66
Joe
And we're like approaching a nightclub and we're like, dude, you can't be like acting like this.
14:52.82
Chibbs
up. Shut up.
14:53.33
Bevo
Hmm.
14:57.08
Joe
And conveniently, when we got to the front of the line at the nightclub, the English just miraculously came back.
15:03.22
Bevo
I thought you going to say the bouncer was Italian.
15:03.48
Joe
And so...
15:03.71
Mad Dog
Of course.
15:03.90
gav
amazing
15:04.34
Chibbs
but
15:04.58
Mad Dog
ay
15:07.19
Chibbs
hey Yeah, yeah, yeah. No eye ties in here. Oh, no, he's all right. He's good.
15:11.93
gav
ah
15:12.28
Chibbs
said
15:12.50
Bevo
I thought when ah when i saw the the when I saw the outro language, so it it reminded me that what does the fox say?
15:12.98
Mad Dog
I thought.
15:13.99
gav
Shout out to our Italian
15:15.54
Chibbs
but
15:17.31
Joe
Shout out Italy.
15:19.98
Bevo
The hatti, hatti, hatti.
15:21.67
Joe
Oh shit,
15:22.14
Chibbs
Yeah, I was having flashbacks.
15:24.12
Bevo
yeah
15:24.34
Chibbs
That's all the lyrics.
15:25.24
gav
Oh my God.
15:27.50
Chibbs
It was released on the of May, 2015.
15:27.96
gav
Nice.
15:28.58
Chibbs
That is 5,018 days after towers fell. that is five thousand and eighteen days after the towers fell
15:35.99
Joe
oh shit you guys keep counting?
15:36.22
gav
Nice.
15:37.43
Chibbs
Yeah.
15:37.88
Mad Dog
ah
15:38.36
gav
We keep count. We keep real close count.
15:41.30
Bevo
That's one reason I don't tell people about this podcast.
15:41.29
Chibbs
Yeah.
15:41.76
Joe
Holy fuck.
15:43.13
Chibbs
Yeah.
15:43.96
Bevo
One of the main reasons.
15:44.63
Joe
oh
15:45.24
Mad Dog
A
15:45.34
Bevo
Yeah.
15:46.07
gav
yeah
15:46.99
Chibbs
It's good to know.
15:47.83
Joe
Anyway, Get The Shot is available on Tamron Australia
15:48.46
Chibbs
It's just, it's... Yeah!
15:51.42
Mad Dog
lot of great photos.
15:51.77
gav
but
15:52.13
Chibbs
Hey,
15:53.43
Mad Dog
A
15:53.43
Joe
and Spotify.
15:55.51
Chibbs
ah to be fair, Joe, there was many good photos and film footage of the towers falling.
15:59.01
Mad Dog
lot of great photos. lot
16:00.26
gav
A lot of great...
16:00.99
Chibbs
to
16:01.46
Joe
Oh!
16:03.51
gav
One of the really famous video angles of the of the of the of the second plane hitting was filmed by a guy named Havel Pavel and it just makes me chuckle every time.
16:04.49
Chibbs
Award winning. Award winning.
16:12.03
gav
Every time I rewatch...
16:13.06
Chibbs
chuckled
16:13.27
Joe
Dude.
16:14.21
Mad Dog
of great photos.
16:14.23
gav
Every night when I rewatch the footage of the towers getting hit, I...
16:15.46
Chibbs
Get him on the pod, Joe. Get him on the pod.
16:17.62
gav
Oh,
16:18.98
Joe
I'm going to out this guy, but I knew a real estate agent at one of my old jobs named Abraham Ibrahim.
16:25.38
Chibbs
That's a good one I say i say get in touch with Havel Pavel, Joe.
16:25.32
gav
that's a lot. Yeah, that's...
16:26.55
Mad Dog
Oh, love it.
16:30.01
Chibbs
Get him on the pod.
16:31.58
gav
open
16:31.93
Chibbs
Sounds like quite the videographer.
16:33.43
gav
ah
16:34.97
Mad Dog
have all pabble did tooo too
16:36.54
Chibbs
um
16:38.38
Mad Dog
haveil baoo
16:39.05
Joe
Well, that's always the question everyone has an answer to.
16:38.92
gav
Apple, Apple.
16:39.48
Chibbs
reflect
16:39.52
gav
Yeah, nice.
16:41.49
Joe
Where were you during 9-11? And he just fucking turns his camera around. I'm like, I'm right there, motherfucker.
16:45.72
Chibbs
Yeah.
16:46.45
Joe
like
16:46.69
Chibbs
Right here.
16:46.65
gav
That's it.
16:47.18
Chibbs
Here I am.
16:47.13
gav
That's me.
16:48.44
Chibbs
Yeah. You're in battle world now.
16:52.67
Chibbs
The song was written by The Weeknd alongside producers Emmanuel Mano-Nickerson and Elangelo with...
16:59.50
Joe
Why did you call me?
17:00.82
Chibbs
Yeah!
17:02.46
Joe
yeah
17:03.74
Chibbs
And belt with Belly?
17:04.25
Bevo
Don't.
17:07.20
Chibbs
Belly receiving additional writing credits. Belly's definitely the drug dealer. Whenever they chuck that in there...
17:11.83
gav
um Did you, if we if we're talking about songwriting, did you snag the um fact about this, the plagiarism accusation around this track?
17:12.81
Joe
Ellie's the mandolin promo.
17:14.55
Chibbs
Yeah.
17:21.98
Chibbs
Yeah, there's a bunch, isn't there? Yeah, I'm sure I did.
17:23.86
gav
Yeah, I mean, he he has a bunch he has a bunch across different tracks.
17:24.70
Chibbs
the
17:27.41
Chibbs
He gets smashed with all of this all the time.
17:29.40
gav
But this one in particular, um he was sued by Cutting Edge Music, which said that the bass line had been taken from a composition for the 2013 sci-fi film The Machine.
17:29.84
Chibbs
Yeah.
17:39.01
gav
So apparently one of the producers of The Weeknd song messaged um one of the composers from the the movie score and was like, hey, we're going to sample this shit and didn't actually clear the sample properly and then they just used it anyway.
17:40.06
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.
17:54.19
gav
And that was, yeah, that was, they got the shit sued out of them for it.
17:55.00
Chibbs
Yeah. The case remains unsettled.
17:59.96
gav
I mean, at some point, I guess...
18:00.22
Chibbs
Yeah.
18:00.56
Joe
how many songs how many streams does this have like it's it's in the billion club right
18:05.33
Chibbs
Sure. Yeah, I think it has to be i well up there.
18:06.61
Bevo
Yeah.
18:06.68
gav
have to be up there.
18:07.26
Bevo
The weekend's in the top 10, I think. ah Like overall.
18:09.69
gav
Is he actually...
18:10.04
Chibbs
I think The Weeknd is the most strained artist ever or something, isn't he?
18:10.37
gav
Holy fuck.
18:14.23
Bevo
Yeah, you might be right.
18:14.36
Chibbs
Something crazy?
18:14.90
Mad Dog
really
18:14.94
Joe
ah It's Bad Bunny, I think.
18:16.06
Chibbs
Yeah.
18:16.73
Bevo
Yeah.
18:17.24
Chibbs
Oh, Bad Bunny might have taken that. Yeah. um The Weeknd has had public spats with Drake. ah And also involved...
18:25.93
gav
Oh, sorry, sorry. Just to jump in, just to jump in. Not only has this cracked the Billy Club, the Hills has 2.9 billion fucking streams.
18:32.54
Joe
Oh, my God.
18:32.76
Bevo
Wow.
18:32.85
Chibbs
Oh, there you
18:33.04
gav
So it's it's nearly it's nearly hit the fucking three.
18:37.41
Chibbs
There you go.
18:37.85
gav
Yeah, yeah.
18:38.52
Chibbs
Yeah.
18:39.22
Joe
my god
18:39.58
Chibbs
There's some coins.
18:40.25
gav
And Blinding Lights by him is in the fucking, as has 5.2, five, point two five percent nice.
18:40.58
Chibbs
There's some...
18:42.90
Bevo
It's like 13 bucks in profit.
18:45.27
Joe
I think that's the most streamed song on Spotify.
18:45.87
Chibbs
Yeah.
18:48.43
gav
Blinding Lights is 5.2 billion. That is fucking crazy.
18:50.97
Bevo
That was the one. Yeah, that was the that's the big one.
18:52.66
Chibbs
That's a lot.
18:52.88
gav
Holy shit.
18:54.33
Chibbs
Yeah, the old mate that came up with the score to the machine should definitely be following that up.
18:59.45
Bevo
Catch it in.
18:59.73
Chibbs
That's for sure.
18:59.80
gav
Yeah, he I would not let that drop for fucking...
19:01.31
Joe
It's a down under situation.
19:03.32
Chibbs
Yeah.
19:03.82
gav
That's tough.
19:04.44
Chibbs
Yeah, he's had public spats with Drake and Usher.
19:04.50
gav
That's tough.
19:06.66
Chibbs
Yeah,
19:07.80
gav
I love that.
19:09.84
Chibbs
that's always it's good.
19:10.00
Joe
Usher. Yep.
19:10.51
gav
Usher.
19:11.29
Chibbs
Yeah.
19:12.06
Joe
Usher's a fucking menace, bro.
19:12.06
Chibbs
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah. yeah
19:13.80
Joe
Usher's a fucking menace.
19:15.74
Bevo
I will not take my seat.
19:16.64
Chibbs
That guy, he roller-skated at the Super Bowl. Yeah.
19:21.82
Joe
Dude, imagine if your spouse just goes, hey, we're going to the Usher concert.
19:22.54
gav
I couldn't decide if that was a
19:26.34
Joe
What is your reaction?
19:29.27
Chibbs
They're like, I hope he does a yeah.
19:30.89
Mad Dog
That's heartwarming.
19:30.94
Chibbs
It's
19:31.80
gav
No, no.
19:32.12
Bevo
this
19:32.41
Mad Dog
Yeah.
19:33.50
Bevo
It shows me to my seat.
19:35.42
gav
No, i um i I bumped the shit out of that Confessions album when I was like 12. I think I got really stuck into that. I reckon i could I could sing that song lyric fucking perfect. Not that I'm proud of that.
19:47.34
gav
it's just ah it's just a It's just a thing ah like from that era that really that really fucking got me in the got me at the right time.
19:49.37
Chibbs
just a thing that happened in your life.
19:55.26
gav
I'm not going to say I love it, but I fucking i fucking love it.
19:55.59
Joe
Thank
19:55.80
Chibbs
Um...
19:58.71
Chibbs
It was nominated for a bunch of... Oh, no. Sorry. Hold on. Following the release of nominations for the 63rd Annual Grammy Awards in 2020, it didn't get any nominations at all.
20:09.14
gav
Yeah, it didn't get Grammys, yeah.
20:13.14
Chibbs
And he said he flat out said that the Grammys committee told him he would be... getting nominated for Grammys. They were like, are you coming to the award show? You're going be nominated for bunch Grammys. And he's like, sure, I guess if I'm nominated for Grammys. And then he decided he would do the Super Bowl halftime show instead of playing at the Grammys.
20:34.87
Chibbs
And all of a sudden, no Grammy nominations.
20:35.98
gav
Ooh.
20:38.04
Mad Dog
Oh,
20:38.56
Joe
One of my favorite memes.
20:39.07
Chibbs
And he continually called them a corrupt organisation ever since. Yeah.
20:44.06
Joe
Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you there.
20:44.18
Mad Dog
interesting.
20:45.82
Joe
But one of my favorite memes from his Super Bowl performance is like there's one point where he's like holding the camera and like shaking it.
20:46.61
Chibbs
Yeah.
20:52.69
Joe
And people have inserted that scene in The Dark Knight where the Joker's torturing that Batman cosplayer. And he goes, i'm um'm I'm a man of my word.
20:59.74
Chibbs
if
21:03.58
Joe
ah
21:05.33
Chibbs
ah ah The internet wins again.
21:07.48
Joe
People will die.
21:07.86
gav
Oh, that's good. That's good.
21:10.71
Chibbs
ah yeah on the 1st of March 2023, Rolling Stone released a lengthy expose on the working conditions and set life of the HBO drama series called The Idol, a series in which he co-created, co-wrote, and stars in.
21:10.81
gav
Also...
21:23.16
Joe
Yes.
21:28.08
Joe
I've got some interesting insight to this.
21:28.18
Chibbs
um Okay, so apparently it's...
21:28.30
Mad Dog
He's a real piece of shit. Okay.
21:32.59
Chibbs
I haven't seen it, but it's about, like... I don't know, fame and
21:38.04
gav
and sexual torture, i think.
21:38.52
Joe
The show stars um Lily Rose Depp.
21:40.70
Chibbs
yeah.
21:43.26
Joe
And so she is a pop star and meets ah The Weeknd's character and he sort of changes her life.
21:43.32
Chibbs
Right. Okay.
21:50.40
Joe
And it's made by the same dude who did Euphoria. So if you're familiar with Euphoria and what it's like visually and how the writing is in that and how sexual it is, you'll get an idea for it.
21:55.68
gav
Oh, yeah, sure.
21:56.34
Chibbs
Okay.
21:59.22
Chibbs
Right.
22:01.21
Joe
Now, the idol was initially created and written by someone else or other people. And eventually, Sam Levinson, who did Euphoria, got a hold of it.
22:12.02
Joe
And The Weeknd got attached to the project. And he goes, there's not enough male perspective And so they basically scrapped this idea of a woman, of a pop star's perspective of fame and just totally made it this sexploitive, like, degenerate.
22:30.62
Chibbs
just about... It's... Yeah, it's labelled as torture porn and rape, like, just right rape fantasy of any toxic man.
22:35.32
Joe
Yeah, it's...
22:35.45
gav
oh fuck
22:40.40
Joe
There's a line in the first episode where one of her friends is like, he scares me.
22:40.66
Chibbs
It's like... sure
22:42.46
Mad Dog
Jesus.
22:46.62
Joe
He's kind of rapey. And then she responds with, I kind of like that about him.
22:51.92
gav
oh jesus christ that is that is tough that is fucking that is not good
22:52.22
Bevo
Oh.
22:53.59
Mad Dog
Good Lord.
22:53.56
Chibbs
Jesus Christ.
22:54.04
Bevo
No. No.
22:55.22
Joe
And that' that's...
22:59.26
Chibbs
yeah
23:00.95
gav
well
23:01.35
Mad Dog
Good Lord.
23:01.61
Chibbs
Oh, Doggy, Doggy, this does not feed into your case.
23:03.21
Mad Dog
No. okay.
23:05.18
gav
Not bode well. ah
23:08.15
Chibbs
In January 2015, he was arrested for punching a police officer in Las Vegas after being taken into an elevator to break up a fight.
23:08.66
Mad Dog
well oh i can
23:10.78
Joe
Thank you.
23:15.49
Mad Dog
Oh.
23:18.77
Chibbs
So the the cop has dragged him into an elevator and then he laid into the cop.
23:23.45
gav
No, they dragged him into a they dragged him into an elevator to get him away from a fight he was already having.
23:24.09
Mad Dog
Jesus.
23:28.33
gav
And because he wasn't currently fighting, he went, you know what? Fuck it. I'll fight this cop. I think the guy's just really, he's he's hungry for a scrap, man.
23:33.35
Bevo
Give me someone to fight.
23:33.56
Mad Dog
Wow.
23:36.42
gav
You might be in the shit here.
23:37.47
Chibbs
He's looking for a fight.
23:39.48
Mad Dog
Well, I'm wondering i'm wondering what ChatGPT will say.
23:41.19
Joe
Yeah.
23:44.30
Chibbs
All right, we'll see, we'll see.
23:44.44
Mad Dog
That's what it comes down to.
23:46.04
Chibbs
So produced by Mano and Ilangelo, the production choices on this song are different.
23:46.10
gav
We'll see.
23:55.97
Chibbs
It's very much like, let's redline everything.
23:56.15
gav
sure
24:00.06
Bevo
Hans Zimmer
24:02.71
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Because it it sounds pretty stock standard when you get to the the, you know, the verse or whatever, and then it gets to this chorus part and you're like, fuck, are my headphones broken?
24:03.35
Joe
yeah
24:11.61
gav
yeah
24:14.52
Chibbs
Yeah.
24:14.68
gav
yeah no
24:16.06
Chibbs
ah Did this break everything I own? What the fuck?
24:18.65
gav
ah
24:20.12
Chibbs
Yeah.
24:20.55
Joe
Oh, man. Yeah, to my speakers just blow out, but at least it gets your attention.
24:23.58
Chibbs
Yeah.
24:24.17
Joe
Maybe that's good marketing.
24:25.11
Chibbs
Definitely gets your attention. Yeah. um
24:26.84
Joe
Can I just say as well, like I have to admit something, fellas. The Weeknd was my number one streamed artist last year and I've been to his concert.
24:30.81
Chibbs
Yeah.
24:31.29
gav
go on hell yeah hell yeah
24:34.18
Joe
I saw him at Marvel Stadium.
24:35.34
Bevo
He's done his research.
24:35.99
Joe
And when this song played, seriously, it just, it just really fucking.
24:38.58
Chibbs
Yeah.
24:43.19
Chibbs
Hurt.
24:43.31
Bevo
Futsed
24:43.38
gav
ah
24:43.55
Chibbs
Hurt you your eyes, shake.
24:44.34
gav
I feel like i haven't I haven't been to a gig like that in ages, but where yeah where you can feel your rib cage rattle when when ah when a bass note hits, it's like, ah i remember being at like, you know, gigs when I was younger and being like, I'm going to stand right in front of the speaker stack.
24:46.39
Joe
Yes, your eyes shake.
24:47.87
Chibbs
Yeah.
24:48.27
Bevo
out. Yeah.
24:52.66
Chibbs
Yeah.
24:57.88
gav
That'll be good for me. And then like, yeah, shit like shit like that happening is like the sound tech gets on stage and's like thumps the bass drum three times and your heart gets a new rhythm because it's just like shocked into a different fucking circuit.
24:59.70
Chibbs
Yeah.
25:06.94
Chibbs
You're like, ow. Ow.
25:08.12
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.
25:10.74
Chibbs
i almost I almost had a – I felt like ah it's the closest I've ever got to having a panic attack in my life was recently at Good Things.
25:11.03
gav
Rough.
25:18.22
Chibbs
And I saw a band called Fever 333 and their track that they played as they walked on stage had so much bottom end rumbling out of it that it was just like – and my eyes were shaking and I got to the point where I was like, I might fucking die here.
25:37.88
Chibbs
Like this is, this might be, if this doesn't end soon, was like the first sort of five seconds, like, fuck, that's full on.
25:38.52
gav
Mmm.
25:44.86
Chibbs
And then it got more intense. And I'm like, need to go. I need to get the fuck out of here right now.
25:49.72
gav
I need, I gotta go.
25:50.26
Chibbs
Like instantly I was like, I just got to go, I got to go, I got to go.
25:50.46
Bevo
yeah
25:50.88
gav
Yeah.
25:52.94
Chibbs
And then it stopped. I was like, this is cool.
25:54.46
Bevo
I want to get out of the plane.
25:55.42
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.
25:56.50
gav
Jesus. I had the opposite. I had the opposite, Chibs.
25:58.30
Mad Dog
yeah
25:58.94
Chibbs
and
26:00.28
Joe
Down.
26:00.34
gav
I saw regular John at um the Annandale Hotel back in the back when the Annandale was like a genuine fucking rough pub.
26:00.63
Chibbs
Yeah.
26:04.89
Chibbs
Yeah.
26:07.00
gav
I saw regular John and some other band there and it was a fucking crazy gig.
26:07.38
Chibbs
Yeah.
26:11.28
gav
But the treble fucking high-end screaming fucking sounds that were coming out of that place, my ears were like twitching for days.
26:15.81
Bevo
I can't stand that shit.
26:17.17
Chibbs
Oh.
26:17.31
Bevo
I hate that. Yeah.
26:20.26
gav
I couldn't fucking hear a thing. It was the opposite of the...
26:22.49
Bevo
I get that when people, when you're in a crowded pub and someone tries to talk right in your ear and it's like the treble just, it pierces me.
26:22.49
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay.
26:23.50
gav
the
26:23.86
Chibbs
Opposite.
26:27.32
gav
Yeah. Yeah.
26:28.89
Chibbs
Yeah.
26:30.33
gav
Yeah.
26:30.49
Chibbs
then Bevo punches him and then you end up in a fight with the cop.
26:30.68
Bevo
Anyway.
26:30.73
gav
It's like fingernails on a chalkboard.
26:31.16
Joe
um One quick note I'll say about the weekend concert as well, and I think you boys will get a kick out of this.
26:31.79
Bevo
Okay.
26:35.04
gav
Mm.
26:36.95
Joe
um
26:37.51
Mad Dog
Thank you.
26:37.85
Joe
My friend and I were there. We were really high up, and we were sitting next to these two women, and they were just sort of like asking us questions, and they looked really, really young, and it was sort of like a concerning level of young, which is like,
26:53.59
Joe
well, if they're old enough to buy floor tickets, they would, but like, I don't know what's going on here.
26:57.56
gav
ah
26:58.39
Joe
And the conversation was getting like really stale and lull. So I'm, I just, at one point was like, so you guys going back to school tomorrow?
27:08.54
Joe
And it was like the end of school holidays.
27:09.77
gav
Oh.
27:11.42
Bevo
it
27:11.70
Mad Dog
Nice.
27:11.77
Joe
And one of them who was next to me I go back on Tuesday, but she goes back tomorrow. And I'm like, oh, okay.
27:19.38
Chibbs
Yeah!
27:19.61
Mad Dog
Yes.
27:20.19
Joe
Yeah.
27:20.17
Chibbs
Yeah!
27:20.25
gav
a
27:20.65
Chibbs
Yeah!
27:20.70
Mad Dog
Nailed it.
27:21.56
Chibbs
fucking o
27:23.22
gav
Yeah. I feel like the average age at a weekend concert would be like quite low, right?
27:28.25
Bevo
Young, yeah.
27:28.54
gav
Like it'd be it'll be a young crowd.
27:31.28
Bevo
Let's see, yeah.
27:31.19
gav
I saw Billie Eilish.
27:31.74
Joe
For sure.
27:32.11
gav
I've seen Billie Eilish a couple of times and it's one of those things. It's like, I really like Billie Eilish. I cop hit on that for the foot from the pod for that. But I feel like I've been, you go to those gigs and it's just like, Jesus Christ, the average age here has to be like 14.
27:40.64
Bevo
I like it too.
27:47.22
gav
It's just like, they're really...
27:48.15
Bevo
14 and their dad.
27:49.50
gav
Yeah, and it's just like really...
27:50.71
Mad Dog
Yeah.
27:51.10
gav
every now and then you find yourself in a really young crowd and you're like, do I belong here? Like, you feel a bit...
27:54.97
Bevo
Yeah. Can I tell you the the one time I've ever felt like this is my people was when I went to see Wheatus in Brisbane.
27:55.94
gav
yeah i don't know. It's always...
28:02.23
gav
Yeah, that doesn't shock me.
28:02.49
Joe
Yes.
28:02.81
Chibbs
ah
28:03.16
Mad Dog
ha
28:03.82
Bevo
I was like, oh, this is where all my people are, have been the whole time.
28:03.67
gav
That doesn't shock me at all.
28:06.62
Chibbs
Yeah.
28:09.60
Bevo
Oh,
28:10.10
Chibbs
This is any time like a, yeah.
28:10.01
gav
Yeah.
28:10.64
Joe
Youngest crowd I've ever been to was Kendrick Lamar at Amy Park recently.
28:13.11
gav
was the Wiggles.
28:15.72
Bevo
yeah.
28:15.86
Joe
I'm telling you, all these 16-year-olds who thought they were the main fucking character.
28:16.62
gav
Oh...
28:18.26
Chibbs
Yeah. I went, yeah. I went to Kendrick as well and in Sydney.
28:20.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.
28:20.76
Joe
oh my God.
28:21.01
gav
Me and Chibs were both at Kendrick in Sydney.
28:22.50
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.
28:23.58
gav
Yeah. And did Doji play the support slot at the one you were at, Joe? Or?
28:27.87
Joe
Schoolboy Q opened for that one, but Dochi did the next night.
28:29.39
gav
Oh, that would have been a fucking... How was Schoolboy? Was Schoolboy fucking sick?
28:32.50
Joe
fucking amazing he lit up the stadium he was so good
28:33.76
gav
Yeah. Yeah. I was saying, Doji at our show, I genuinely think she outshone Kendrick, which is fucking hard to do, but I reckon she did.
28:42.39
Chibbs
It was an ah unbeliev unbelievable show.
28:45.69
gav
It was fucking insane.
28:45.90
Chibbs
Unbelievable.
28:46.77
gav
It was fucking insane.
28:47.28
Joe
credit to doji
28:47.51
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.
28:49.62
gav
Yeah, yeah mean yeah she she fucking smoked it.
28:50.07
Chibbs
Don't you fucking say it.
28:52.30
gav
It was so good.
28:53.08
Chibbs
ah
28:53.35
Mad Dog
Thank
28:53.59
gav
um
28:53.85
Chibbs
Music video, Gav?
28:55.74
gav
There is. me.
29:11.83
gav
ah Very high production value of The Weeknd attempting to commit vehicular homicide.
29:19.51
Bevo
you
29:19.84
Chibbs
They're really trying to pull him back until the police get there.
29:20.01
Joe
You
29:24.17
Chibbs
Like, the whole thing is he slowly limps away from a car crash.
29:24.70
gav
Yeah, he's...
29:27.73
Chibbs
They're like, where the fuck are you going?
29:28.49
gav
So...
29:29.69
Chibbs
You've always killed us.
29:29.71
gav
And it is a...
29:30.89
Chibbs
stuff good It's a good effort, eh?
29:31.13
gav
To be clear, it's a it's not a it's a one-car crash.
29:31.61
Bevo
gotta exchange details
29:34.94
gav
He's flipped and rolled this car down a fucking street with no one else on it. It is a very, very quiet street. And he's, I think he's done that thing like, oh, have you ever seen Death Proof?
29:46.55
gav
um The Tarantino?
29:47.22
Chibbs
Yeah.
29:48.19
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:48.76
Chibbs
Yeah.
29:49.88
gav
I get massive death. I reckon he was just like, the the driver's seat had a roll cage. He had these two girls in the back and he's flipped the car and tried to murder them both.
29:54.55
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, this is this is how he kills people.
29:58.47
gav
And then like, as he walked out of the car and they're in the background, like trying to drag him back to the fucking scene of the crime, he's just like, i need to get away because I've planted explosives in this car just in case the crash didn't finish them off.
29:59.26
Chibbs
Yeah.
30:09.07
Chibbs
He's gone full.
30:09.33
Joe
They're the two bitches.
30:10.30
Chibbs
Yeah.
30:11.19
gav
Yeah.
30:11.73
Chibbs
It's like the end of No Country for Old Men. It's just like a fucking...
30:13.82
gav
Yeah.
30:15.29
Chibbs
um ah just ah It wanders off into the wilderness, bloody and fucking concussed.
30:15.93
gav
ah yeah
30:21.82
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.
30:22.30
Joe
the kid's bike, yeah.
30:22.36
gav
But yeah, so then there's the the almighty explosion.
30:23.70
Chibbs
But he did just he did just fuck he did just fuck, we know he did just fuck those two bitches, eh?
30:28.86
Joe
Maybe he was fucking them in the car in the gated community.
30:29.12
gav
True.
30:30.70
Chibbs
Maybe was fucking those bitches and that's why he crashed.
30:32.22
Bevo
So I crashed.
30:32.15
gav
Maybe, maybe there was no one driving.
30:33.76
Bevo
Yeah.
30:34.26
gav
use All three of them are in the backseat, just getting fucking hot and sweaty and the cars just roll in a dead roll.
30:41.27
Chibbs
he He just chucked a brick on the accelerator.
30:42.68
gav
And it,
30:44.93
Joe
Abel, this is a Tesla, right?
30:46.90
Chibbs
Yeah.
30:46.78
gav
but
30:48.02
Chibbs
He's like, they're driving.
30:49.08
Bevo
You
30:50.14
Chibbs
They're both in the back. He's driving to start with. And on the passenger seat is a brick. And they're like, hey, Abel, what's that brick for? He's like, I'm going to hop in the back with you two ladies.
30:59.22
gav
ah ah
30:59.50
Chibbs
just Picks the brick up, puts it down on the ground, just jumps in the back. they're like oh He seems to know what he's doing.
31:05.40
Joe
I've got to say, the CG explosion is pretty impressive.
31:08.92
gav
Yeah, they did a good job of it.
31:09.65
Chibbs
It's high budget.
31:10.98
Mad Dog
Eh?
31:11.10
gav
Yeah, that's what I said. High production value. It's a fucking good film clip.
31:13.56
Chibbs
Explain the end. Explain the end. He finally gets in the mansion and then...
31:15.98
gav
Oh, when he gets in... Okay, so he...
31:17.12
Chibbs
Is that the fucking guy from The Mask? Like, who the fuck was that guy?
31:19.45
gav
He gets into the... So for the for those playing along at home, he gets he he he crashes the car.
31:21.17
Bevo
Gary.
31:24.70
gav
He gets out. There's two girls in the car that I think don't... Maybe don't die in the explosion. I'm not sure. Anyway, he just slowly walks towards the nearest mansion, walks inside, goes upstairs. There's a very creepy, almost skeletal man sitting with two girls on a couch and he just looks at him in a knowing way and that is it.
31:40.66
Chibbs
Yeah.
31:43.09
gav
That's the whole film clip.
31:43.78
Joe
It's gender ambiguous, whether it's a man or a girl or a
31:44.44
Chibbs
Is it...
31:46.08
Mad Dog
right.
31:47.38
Chibbs
Yeah. Is it, like, meant to follow on from another video?
31:48.50
Mad Dog
Okay.
31:48.53
gav
Oh, at the end?
31:51.10
Chibbs
is this was a sit Was this a series of videos?
31:51.48
gav
I felt like there was a story we were missing, which, to be honest, I quite like.
31:52.76
Joe
I reckon.
31:53.38
Chibbs
no
31:55.88
gav
I quite like the idea of not being let in on every detail. it like i like I like that there's an air of mystery about it, but I'm also like, the air of mystery goes beyond what I can compute.
32:07.10
gav
I've got no idea what the fuck is happening at the end there.
32:09.78
Bevo
And you're not intrigued enough to find out. Can I read you a comment here?
32:11.83
gav
Yeah, I'm just like, yeah, yeah that's how it feels.
32:12.02
Chibbs
ah Well, that happened.
32:13.17
Bevo
Yeah.
32:14.46
Chibbs
That's it.
32:15.73
Joe
I've got the comments of the video in front of me and one of the top ones with 4.5 thousand likes is how the hell did he crash?
32:15.86
Chibbs
Yeah.
32:16.03
Bevo
I got... i
32:18.55
Chibbs
Oh, we got some good comments?
32:23.39
Joe
He was the only one on the road.
32:25.53
Chibbs
Yeah. Oh, fit we figured that out.
32:27.01
gav
That's what I'm talking about.
32:28.58
Chibbs
We figured that out at least.
32:29.64
Bevo
I got a long one if you're ready for it. Unless anyone...
32:31.77
Mad Dog
I think it might be the same that I'm looking at, Bevo.
32:31.80
Chibbs
Yeah.
32:31.66
gav
I'm ready for it.
32:35.48
Bevo
Is it Jennifer05k?
32:35.57
Mad Dog
Go for it.
32:38.33
Mad Dog
Take it away, son.
32:39.83
Bevo
All right. Okay.
32:40.28
gav
yeah
32:42.71
Bevo
American flag emoji, a one hundred emoji, eagle emoji, fire emoji, glasses emoji, statue of Liberty emoji, dueling swords emoji, black heart emoji, skull and crossbones emoji, tick emoji, a green tick emoji, a purple cross emoji, purple heart emoji, fader emoji and candle emoji.
32:59.00
Chibbs
Thank you.
33:01.61
Bevo
It's not an Alanis Morissette song. It'll do though. Now where my pimp slim, And, inverted commas, the only game I play is a card game called Cowboys and Indians. And I am now changing that to Cowboys and in indigenous Indigenous Native American Real Indians. And like I've been saying all along, them people from India got to figure out something else to call themselves because us Indians were here first. And for the last time today, no, I don't want to try your homemade food from India. Fry bread and nanny fried bread for me until the day I can no longer chew. Chewing and raw dog and oxygen steal still. Subject to change any second for none of us. I promise tomorrow i wouldn't laugh. So play that Bohemian Rhapsody in Kentucky, black boy, in the ghillie suit.
33:46.03
Bevo
I'll have at least one guitar picking associate before this crap overwit.
33:48.88
gav
Oh, my God.
33:49.75
Bevo
Again, candle emoji, ah fader emoji, purple heart emoji. Oh, it's the same in reverse. I'm not going to say that.
33:57.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.
33:57.62
Bevo
It's all the emojis in the world.
33:57.66
gav
ah
33:58.40
Joe
Now, read the comment.
33:58.77
Mad Dog
It's...
33:58.78
gav
that is That is alarming. Someone needs to do a welfare check on the person that wrote that.
34:02.39
Mad Dog
That is crazy.
34:03.29
Bevo
Now read the comment.
34:05.40
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm telling you, and it i need to be swatting they need to be swatting the houses of people that leave YouTube comments and just locking people up.
34:05.79
Bevo
That's not her only comment in the...
34:05.91
Joe
What the fuck?
34:06.87
Bevo
ah
34:10.04
gav
Yeah. Oh, shit, yeah. The number of...
34:12.86
Bevo
That's not her only comment there, but that's the best one, thought.
34:13.01
Mad Dog
That's the most disturbing thing about that is it's nine days ago edited.
34:13.06
gav
Yeah.
34:15.99
gav
Fuck.
34:19.92
Mad Dog
Yeah.
34:21.52
Bevo
She came back. So this isn't perfect.
34:23.83
Joe
Yeah.
34:23.88
Chibbs
Oh, man.
34:24.76
gav
It originally said, this isn't my favorite weekend song.
34:25.08
Chibbs
Jesus Christ.
34:25.54
Mad Dog
Yeah.
34:28.08
gav
That's all it said.
34:28.82
Mad Dog
Yeah.
34:29.96
Chibbs
Great.
34:30.10
gav
They've come back for another bite at the cherry at 3am.
34:30.38
Chibbs
Fucking hell. Do you have a weekend set list, Bevo?
34:34.55
Bevo
I do. Hit it.
34:40.90
Chibbs
It's the ultimate skill, and we're here for it.
34:42.68
Bevo
Well, it is for this one.
34:44.57
Chibbs
All right.
34:44.47
gav
All right, Joe, are you familiar with the game? You've got to guess where this song will be played in a set list. You have a distinct advantage having seen the weekend play this in a set list.
34:53.53
Joe
Okay. So you guys, please.
34:54.49
Bevo
The real question is, hang on, let me give you the info first. This is September 3rd, 2025 at the After Hours Till Dawn Tour at the allo Alamo Dome in San Antonio, Texas.
35:05.98
Mad Dog
Okay.
35:06.26
Bevo
We have 41 songs.
35:10.30
Chibbs
HOLY SHIIT!
35:10.55
Mad Dog
Jesus.
35:10.46
gav
Jesus fuck.
35:13.94
Joe
Jeez.
35:14.06
gav
That's fucked up.
35:15.70
Bevo
Four of those are the encore. So 37 in the main set and four in the encore.
35:19.37
gav
Oh my God.
35:20.21
Chibbs
Wow.
35:21.78
gav
This is hard mode, man.
35:22.30
Joe
Okay.
35:22.54
Chibbs
Oh, kill me.
35:22.58
Bevo
So...
35:23.10
gav
This is fucking hard mode.
35:25.17
Chibbs
So he's played every song he's ever recorded.
35:25.66
gav
If you...
35:27.86
Bevo
Maybe. Yeah.
35:28.85
Joe
Do you reckon he's only doing like ah a chorus and a verse by that point?
35:29.45
Mad Dog
I'll go twenty eight
35:33.49
Joe
He's surely not doing like, yeah.
35:34.10
Chibbs
Must be.
35:34.42
Bevo
Well, sometimes words they'll say that, but sometimes they say shortened.
35:34.42
gav
I mean, usually they'll say if it's like a medley.
35:34.97
Chibbs
must Must be. Must be.
35:37.78
gav
Yeah.
35:38.95
Bevo
There's one or two that are shortened first half only, but not, not all of them.
35:39.19
Chibbs
Yeah.
35:39.42
gav
Yeah.
35:42.81
gav
Not as many as you'd think.
35:43.80
Bevo
No, I need new year's a lot of one minute long.
35:44.44
gav
Fucking hell.
35:45.05
Chibbs
How long did it go for?
35:45.63
Mad Dog
28th.
35:45.55
gav
40 fucking one.
35:46.72
Bevo
So 41 songs.
35:47.21
gav
How many? Did you say 41?
35:49.53
Bevo
forty one songs
35:50.74
Mad Dog
twenty eight
35:50.80
gav
That's the number of Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett. um I'm going to go...
35:56.18
Bevo
He knows that too.
35:56.52
gav
I'm going go... Oh, fuck. 36th.
36:01.37
Chibbs
say 22. Yeah.
36:02.00
Joe
I'm going to say...
36:02.14
gav
Fuck, this feels so fucking stupid. Normally, it's like 19
36:05.27
Joe
need to know
36:06.52
Chibbs
yeah
36:07.48
Joe
um
36:07.82
Bevo
Joe, what are you reckon? 16th.
36:10.94
Joe
Well, if I go lowest or highest, if it's either way, I win. Nah.
36:13.98
gav
Yeah, exactly.
36:14.42
Joe
I'll go an actual answer, i think around 25. Wow.
36:20.05
Bevo
sixteenth
36:21.66
gav
You still might win.
36:21.91
Joe
wow
36:22.74
gav
You still might win, Joe.
36:23.82
Chibbs
Yeah, you still want me.
36:23.94
gav
What was your...
36:25.56
Bevo
Who cares?
36:26.46
Chibbs
I 22.
36:27.55
gav
Oh, okay. I think you win then.
36:29.91
Bevo
Did he play that many songs when you saw him, Joe?
36:30.01
Chibbs
Wait, did I say that?
36:30.39
gav
Mad...
36:30.61
Joe
Yeah.
36:30.85
Chibbs
I don't know what I said.
36:33.27
Bevo
Was it a long night?
36:33.66
Joe
Sorry?
36:34.78
Bevo
Was it a long night when you saw him?
36:36.60
Joe
It was quite long. um
36:38.84
Bevo
Hang on, let me let me find out full short.
36:39.32
Joe
Yeah, it was a lot of verse, chorus, and that was sort of it. But he kind of knew what the fans would like. And the Daft Punk produced songs, he did the full version of them, and that was peak.
36:51.10
gav
Ah, sick.
36:52.47
Bevo
Oh, it's 33 songs in Melbourne.
36:52.34
gav
Yeah.
36:53.82
Bevo
So I don't know.
36:54.90
gav
Fuck, that's still a long set, man.
36:55.85
Bevo
Maybe someone's...
36:56.31
Chibbs
Jesus says Christ. Who does he think he is? You can't take that much of my time.
37:00.66
gav
Yeah. i could i could be seeing my favorite artist and if they were playing 33 songs, ah I'd tap.
37:04.25
Chibbs
I could see my favorite artist and I'd fucking kill myself if I found out there was 33 songs.
37:06.25
gav
I'd tap for sure. Ha ha ha ha!
37:09.27
Bevo
What if each song was a minute long, though?
37:09.40
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.
37:10.76
Bevo
It was only 40-minute concert. You'd be like, oh, that wasn't enough. 45 minutes for...
37:13.86
Joe
It's like Pink Panther, yeah.
37:14.50
Chibbs
Nah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. In the band, I'd want to...
37:16.14
gav
i' I'd still leave after the 23rd minute.
37:18.81
Chibbs
and One of the bands play in called Fat Bald Idiot is like a hardcore punk band and we released an EP that has seven songs on it goes for four minutes and 90 seconds.
37:30.34
Joe
Wait, did you say four minutes and 90 seconds?
37:30.71
Chibbs
So when we play... Yeah, yeah, yeah. And when we play a set...
37:34.10
gav
Four minutes and 90 seconds.
37:34.34
Chibbs
19 seconds.
37:37.37
Joe
That's five and a half minutes.
37:39.10
gav
ah 19. Okay.
37:41.48
Joe
Oh, fuck, sorry, sorry.
37:41.39
gav
I thought he said 90 as well. i was like, that's fucking funny, man.
37:43.64
Joe
yeah
37:44.54
Chibbs
And the um and the ah the set, a 30-minute set has something like 16 songs in it.
37:51.68
gav
That's so good.
37:52.95
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot. It's too much. All right.
37:55.82
gav
It's a lot.
37:56.31
Bevo
Short and sweet.
37:56.36
gav
It's two minutes.
38:00.64
Chibbs
In the United States, the hills reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100. It replaced the weekend's Can't Feel My Face, which had topped the charts for six weeks before that.
38:11.14
Joe
Banger of a track.
38:12.82
Chibbs
Yeah.
38:12.73
gav
Yeah, big time.
38:14.17
Bevo
my ah I used to cover that one in my acoustic cover band alongside ABBA and Fleetwood Mac.
38:14.17
Chibbs
Yep. um
38:18.39
Chibbs
Oh, nice.
38:18.39
gav
Nice.
38:20.20
Bevo
We also did Can't Feel My Face.
38:21.11
Chibbs
Great.
38:21.93
Bevo
Yeah.
38:24.65
Chibbs
In 2019, the song received diamond certification selling more than 10 million copies in the US. It became the first diamond certified record. It was also certified diamond in Canada and Australia.
38:37.33
Chibbs
But yeah. Yeah.
38:39.61
Joe
So it's sold 10 million records in Australia.
38:39.51
gav
Shit.
38:42.58
Chibbs
In Australia.
38:44.44
Joe
Jesus Christ.
38:44.90
Chibbs
That's a lot. Well, what actually, no, whatever dime the equivalent in Australia would be to go diamond.
38:48.86
gav
No, yeah, it's not the same. It's not the same in America.
38:50.87
Bevo
Yeah. 10 million is like at one in every three people.
38:51.48
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.
38:51.46
gav
It's not the same number.
38:52.09
Joe
Okay. Okay.
38:53.08
gav
Half the fucking population, yeah.
38:53.98
Chibbs
Yeah, I think to go to go um have a number one hit in Australia, I think you only have to sell 3,000 albums.
38:54.76
gav
yeah
39:01.59
gav
Fuck.
39:01.94
Bevo
Wow. I mean, that's still a lot.
39:03.06
Joe
Really?
39:03.10
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah.
39:03.66
Bevo
and Was it 2016 this count?
39:06.30
Chibbs
twenty nineteen that was yeah
39:07.39
gav
The... Wow.
39:08.28
Bevo
Yeah. No one's buying albums in 2019.
39:10.49
Chibbs
No, yeah, you just, 3000 will give you a number one hit. Yeah. The Hills reached number one in Canada, is native land and charted in multiple territories, including the top 10 in the yeah UK, Germany and Ireland.
39:15.49
gav
Wow.
39:26.41
Chibbs
It has two official remixes, one with rapper Eminem and another one with Nicki Minaj.
39:31.61
Bevo
Do it bothers rappers that the two biggest rappers in the world are both Canadian?
39:36.95
Chibbs
Yeah, probably. Well, this is why Kendrick's kendrick's fighting the good fight, I guess.
39:38.08
Bevo
Craig and The Weeknd. Yeah.
39:41.24
Bevo
Yeah.
39:41.59
gav
Yeah, I...
39:42.37
Chibbs
Yeah.
39:42.46
gav
Yeah. Are we calling Drake the biggest rapper in the world?
39:46.62
Chibbs
I mean, sales-wise, I don't even consider him a rapper.
39:49.81
Joe
I'd get rid of a P in Drake's setting.
39:50.23
gav
Yeah, no, neither.
39:52.66
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.
39:53.82
gav
Yeah.
39:55.14
Chibbs
Doggy.
39:56.34
Mad Dog
Yo.
39:57.30
Bevo
It took me a little bit too long to get that, but that was good.
39:59.80
Joe
Yeah, okay.
40:00.09
gav
Yeah.
40:00.68
Joe
No one laughed. And I'm like, hold on.
40:02.90
Bevo
e
40:02.91
Joe
Is this...
40:04.22
Bevo
Ticking gears there. i was like, drapeik?
40:05.50
gav
ah
40:05.91
Mad Dog
yeah
40:08.66
Chibbs
it's
40:13.85
Chibbs
Could you beat the weekend in a fight?
40:14.35
Mad Dog
I'm on edge.
40:15.73
Chibbs
dog Could you beat him in a fight?
40:16.05
Mad Dog
I'm on edge.
40:16.51
Bevo
He has been this whole episode. He's been twitching.
40:20.02
gav
Yeah, this is this is this is intense.
40:22.49
Mad Dog
Here we go.
40:23.25
gav
There's no shame in losing to someone that's a better fighter, Mad Dog.
40:26.17
Bevo
Yeah, someone has
40:26.09
gav
I feel like you've got it. I feel like you've got it. But if...
40:29.88
Mad Dog
I feel like you you've had, Bevo's had Bowie's corpse and you've had two girls.
40:30.17
gav
I
40:36.40
Chibbs
Nah, it was 1977.
40:36.50
Bevo
lose. No, no.
40:36.90
Chibbs
There you Yeah.
40:38.18
Bevo
Bowie was alive at this point, but he just, yeah.
40:39.65
gav
had a...
40:41.09
Mad Dog
Well, he's pretty much corpse back then.
40:40.95
gav
I had a whole band. i had a I had a four-person band, thank you very much. and i I had to put in some hard...
40:46.59
Joe
i just want to remind everyone this is who you're fighting
40:50.20
gav
Okay.
40:50.62
Bevo
i
40:51.13
Mad Dog
Yes, exactly.
40:51.13
Chibbs
there there yeah
40:52.11
Mad Dog
There you go.
40:52.34
Bevo
with
40:52.79
gav
Nice. Nice.
40:53.89
Bevo
The cheekbones.
40:53.88
gav
Yeah.
40:54.16
Mad Dog
There you go.
40:54.28
gav
Yep.
40:57.05
Mad Dog
Yeah. And I don't care that he's punched a cop.
40:59.51
Bevo
even rocky Even Rocky lost in the first movie.
40:59.68
Mad Dog
Yes.
41:02.52
Bevo
You know, you can come back.
41:03.10
Chibbs
yeah
41:04.01
Joe
I thought you were going say even Rocky punched a cough and I was like, when did that happen?
41:03.99
gav
yeah ye
41:06.96
Bevo
I don't
41:07.32
gav
ah Did you know that Tupac shot an off-duty cop in the ass?
41:14.05
Chibbs
Thank you.
41:14.25
gav
Have you heard that fucking story?
41:15.03
Mad Dog
yes
41:15.77
Bevo
know.
41:15.95
Joe
That's kinky.
41:16.09
gav
So good. So he, yeah, got into ah got into an altercation with a couple of guys and ended up shooting one of them in the ass cheek.
41:20.25
Joe
answer you
41:24.38
gav
And he turned out to be an undercover... Oh, no, sorry, an off-duty cop. And they lied in their...
41:28.63
Bevo
I like that turned out. Hey, I'm an undercover cop. Oh,
41:32.73
Chibbs
yeah
41:32.93
gav
Hey, yeah.
41:33.95
Bevo
Wow.
41:34.29
gav
Oh, no naughty, Tupac.
41:36.16
Mad Dog
Ouch. Ouch.
41:37.24
gav
um
41:38.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.
41:38.26
gav
But yeah, turned out that they lied.
41:39.00
Joe
Stop
41:40.57
gav
the two the two The cop that got shot and and his cop mate that he was with lied when giving evidence about it and the judge dropped the entire case and he got off completely spot free.
41:49.53
Mad Dog
Yeah, there's there's footage of Puck staring him down in court.
41:51.09
gav
Yeah.
41:55.42
gav
Yeah.
41:55.70
Chibbs
Jesus Christ.
41:57.08
Mad Dog
Yeah.
41:57.96
Chibbs
Alright, Doggy, so you're going to fight him?
41:58.15
Bevo
Let's do a park-up then.
42:00.16
Chibbs
You're going to win in this fight or not?
42:03.06
gav
Yeah, you are fighting him.
42:03.80
Mad Dog
yale Yeah, fucking oath.
42:04.06
gav
Are you winning the fight?
42:05.78
Chibbs
Yeah.
42:07.16
gav
Yeah, nice.
42:07.48
Mad Dog
Absolutely.
42:07.86
Chibbs
Alright, I've asked ChatGPT if Mad Dog would win in a fight against The Weeknd.
42:07.76
gav
I respect it.
42:08.46
Joe
That's the spirit.
42:15.29
Chibbs
So short answer, Mad Dog probably wins.
42:19.61
Joe
Hey, that's Mad Dog.
42:19.66
Mad Dog
Yes!
42:19.83
Chibbs
But not so but
42:20.91
Bevo
Chat DVD is a little biased.
42:21.65
gav
I like that it's narrow, but it's like...
42:22.23
Chibbs
but
42:23.13
gav
it Yeah.
42:23.51
Chibbs
yeah not in a clean, athletic way. It says, we're talking Mad Dog vs.
42:27.90
gav
he said He's a fucking grub.
42:29.31
Chibbs
Weekend in a straight up, no security, no bounces parking lot situation.
42:30.31
gav
He's a fucking grub. Yes.
42:37.02
Chibbs
Mad Dog. Mad Dog. Built for chaos, not choreography. No reliance on vibes, lighting, or backing tracks.
42:41.78
gav
Yes.
42:45.16
Chibbs
High tolerance for awkwardness, confrontation, and bad decisions.
42:49.43
gav
Yes.
42:49.69
Chibbs
We'll commit to the moment, even if it makes everyone uncomfortable.
42:50.63
gav
That's my boy. That's my fucking boy.
42:55.03
Chibbs
The Weeknd. Elite vocals.
42:57.43
Joe
The weekend walks up, touches gloves and says, you're going have to do this at my tempo.
42:59.90
Chibbs
it Yeah, my tempo. I just ah just fuck two bitches.
43:04.55
gav
What is the correlation?
43:05.88
Bevo
I fought two other dogs on the way here.
43:08.21
Chibbs
Yeah.
43:08.54
Joe
fucked two other dogs.
43:08.74
Mad Dog
Brood.
43:12.86
Chibbs
It says he's got a low combat resume. ah His lyrics suggest that he's a realist when fucked up, which is not ideal for footwork. More likely...
43:24.60
Chibbs
more likely to More likely to brood, posture, or monologue than throw a fist.
43:25.56
gav
lunch ah
43:31.89
Chibbs
Defensive instinct is emotional withdrawal, not head movement.
43:33.08
Mad Dog
great
43:36.09
Chibbs
Opening seconds of the fight. The Weeknd tries to stare Mad Dog down, but it's a moody video clip. Mad Dog ignores the aura entirely and steps inside the range.
43:47.58
Chibbs
Confusion sets in.
43:47.96
gav
Yes.
43:49.08
Chibbs
Someone nearby says, wait, what's happening? Mad Dog applies pressure, not technique, just intent. No brutal finishing move, no glory, just one guy realizing this isn't Coachella.
44:02.49
Chibbs
it's
44:02.49
gav
Honestly?
44:04.92
gav
yes
44:05.63
Chibbs
Verdict, Mad Dog wins, not because not because he's stronger, because he's less concerned with being cool while it's happening.
44:14.10
Bevo
that
44:14.20
Chibbs
That's it.
44:15.34
gav
honestly
44:16.28
Joe
ah
44:17.01
gav
Honestly, that is that seems to be exactly correct.
44:17.27
Bevo
i like that
44:18.03
Mad Dog
That's a g great description.
44:20.13
gav
Yeah, fuck yeah.
44:21.01
Mad Dog
That's a great description.
44:22.68
gav
My God.
44:24.09
Chibbs
Mad Dog's got it.
44:24.20
Mad Dog
That's the...
44:25.64
Chibbs
He's
44:25.90
Mad Dog
ChatJPT is genius. That's exactly it
44:28.89
Chibbs
got it. He's got it. right, let's play this game.
44:30.10
gav
we've We've spoken about this before that Mad Dog...
44:30.52
Mad Dog
yeah
44:42.18
gav
We've definitely spoken before that Mad Dog would be a mongrel fighter.
44:42.33
Chibbs
all Alright.
44:44.98
gav
That is that is well established on this pod, that he's just a fucking, he' an he's an absolute animal.
44:45.69
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm sure, yeah.
44:46.13
Bevo
Yeah, it's in the name.
44:47.07
Chibbs
Yeah, it's well said.
44:47.13
Bevo
It's right there in the name.
44:47.87
Mad Dog
Oh. Oh.
44:49.70
gav
he
44:50.65
Joe
Takes the glasses off and just unleashes.
44:50.68
gav
He got the name, for the record, Joe, he he he got the name by by scrapping in Mount Druitt.
44:53.31
Mad Dog
Oh.
44:56.23
gav
And if you're for your south of the border sensibilities, that is just like a dodgy area.
45:01.51
Chibbs
Headclimb Mount Druid.
45:01.88
Bevo
Yeah, listen to the this center to the Spotify wrapped episode for the full story.
45:03.41
Chibbs
Yeah.
45:04.12
Joe
I appreciate you catering to my sensitivities as a Melbanian.
45:08.86
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:09.50
Mad Dog
ah law
45:11.90
Chibbs
What do you think the weekend is worth in 2026, Bevo?
45:12.02
Mad Dog
that mr
45:13.47
Chibbs
$10 million. Doggy? right,
45:15.37
Bevo
$10 million. dollars
45:17.11
Chibbs
ten million dollars doggy
45:20.12
Mad Dog
um Fuck, I just heard that he's actually big. So $250 million. um
45:29.02
Mad Dog
two hundred and fifth
45:29.05
Bevo
As he lay, as his corpse lay at my feet.
45:30.36
Mad Dog
two
45:32.14
gav
yeah
45:32.44
Joe
that
45:32.50
Mad Dog
to hey two hundred and fifty million dollars
45:37.82
Chibbs
ga
45:39.16
gav
yeah I reckon Bevo swung so fucking low on this I i was gonna say 200 oh shit off Bevo 45 is a clean air leave it alone I'm gonna talk extra slowly just to drag it out Bevo
45:42.84
Bevo
Do you know, been going for 45 minutes and I want to stop.
45:49.78
Joe
Just get off.
46:00.51
Bevo
Can you play the stinger over the top of him, please?
46:02.33
Chibbs
good ah yeah
46:03.31
gav
200 million.
46:03.53
Bevo
Cheers.
46:07.19
Chibbs
Joe, what do you reckon?
46:09.43
Joe
One third, one 40.
46:14.07
Chibbs
The weekend has an estimated net worth in US dollars of $350 million.
46:19.12
gav
It's going high. Fuck.
46:21.02
Chibbs
There
46:22.04
Bevo
Wow.
46:21.88
gav
Fuck.
46:22.34
Mad Dog
Hey, Zeus.
46:23.78
Bevo
That's huge.
46:23.80
gav
God damn it. God damn it. 350 fucking million?
46:27.99
Mad Dog
It makes me want to...
46:27.96
Chibbs
you go.
46:28.23
gav
Shit. fucking million
46:31.45
Mad Dog
Makes you want to beat him up even more.
46:31.90
gav
shit
46:34.20
Chibbs
Yeah.
46:34.07
gav
Yeah.
46:34.32
Bevo
That's
46:34.84
gav
I imagine every time you punch him, coins just spill out of his pockets.
46:38.07
Joe
Like Sonic.
46:38.17
Mad Dog
Yeah.
46:38.68
Chibbs
It's just a sonic Sonic situation.
46:39.01
Bevo
huge.
46:39.60
gav
It's like Sonic exactly. It's just, you're getting your gift you're getting rich with every wallop.
46:41.67
Bevo
That's a second sonic situation.
46:43.77
Joe
Yeah, but the weekend thinks he's shadowed. That's the thing.
46:46.87
Mad Dog
Exactly.
46:46.89
Bevo
Yeah.
46:46.90
Chibbs
the all Alright, let's rate this shit!
46:48.66
Joe
Fucking Chaos Emerald.
47:00.05
Chibbs
what are we gonna rate out of? We gonna rate out of...
47:02.33
gav
god
47:04.90
Chibbs
Flaccid dicks?
47:04.89
gav
how many how many How many bitches you fucked on the way over?
47:06.71
Chibbs
ah yeah ah Yeah.
47:08.86
Joe
Yeah.
47:09.18
Bevo
writing this. Yeah.
47:09.73
gav
Or the tempo employee that you're keeping?
47:10.90
Chibbs
Okay, yeah.
47:11.86
Joe
the tepo The tempo.
47:12.36
Mad Dog
No.
47:12.34
gav
so The tempo that you're keeping?
47:13.38
Chibbs
Tempo. Fucking tempo.
47:16.47
Joe
oh
47:17.37
gav
Ten as you fucked them to death.
47:17.64
Chibbs
10 is just like it's like a jackhammer.
47:20.02
Mad Dog
Your dick's fallen off.
47:22.10
gav
yeah Your heart explodes because you're you're fucking too hard and your heart explodes.
47:24.47
Chibbs
It's it's a 30-minute jackhammer until your heart explodes.
47:31.83
gav
Yeah.
47:32.09
Chibbs
and but and And one is medium-paced thrust thrice.
47:34.21
Mad Dog
Jackhammer.
47:35.86
Joe
ah
47:38.55
Chibbs
a mediumpaed thrust thrice
47:41.42
gav
Yeah. Sorry.
47:42.36
Joe
can i Can I offer ah an idea?
47:42.43
gav
That, that scale is terrible to Joe. Are you familiar with it?
47:45.04
Mad Dog
Thrice!
47:45.91
gav
Are you familiar with the scale, Joe? So 10 means you fucking hate it. One, zero, zero to one means you fucking love it. That's the, that's the crux of it.
47:52.28
Chibbs
So 10 you would rather die than ever hear this song again. 1, it's going to be in your Spotify rat.
47:58.10
Joe
Okay, here's an idea. i the The metric that I'm going to propose is SPS um strokes per second.
48:00.44
Bevo
but Don't do that.
48:05.48
Joe
So how many strokes per second are giving this one here?
48:06.59
Chibbs
Okay, great.
48:07.16
Mad Dog
Oh, ha, ha.
48:07.68
Chibbs
Great. like it.
48:08.31
gav
um Okay.
48:08.89
Chibbs
I like it.
48:08.95
gav
I like that.
48:10.03
Chibbs
All right, 10 you would rather die.
48:10.65
gav
That's good.
48:11.90
Chibbs
ten
48:12.41
gav
ten
48:12.73
Chibbs
is ten you would rather
48:13.23
gav
10 strokes per second, is that that is a jackrabbit situation.
48:13.70
Joe
10 strokes per a second is a lot.
48:15.21
Bevo
That's a lot.
48:16.07
Chibbs
10 per second, you die.
48:16.90
Joe
that' That's carpet, man.
48:17.49
Chibbs
You die from it.
48:17.83
Bevo
That's a hummingbird.
48:18.22
Joe
That's fucking...
48:18.81
Mad Dog
10 per second.
48:19.25
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:20.53
gav
Friction.
48:20.75
Bevo
Hummingbird wing.
48:20.81
gav
The friction alone would kill you.
48:23.83
Bevo
fifty
48:24.99
Chibbs
10 per second. My God. What do you give us out of 10?
48:27.22
Joe
um Okay.
48:27.19
gav
Oh, fuck.
48:28.53
Chibbs
What do you give it out
48:30.71
Bevo
I think 8.5. I don't, it's not for me. I don't get it. ah see don't like it.
48:35.45
Chibbs
not for Bevo.
48:35.62
Bevo
Don't get it.
48:36.21
Chibbs
This is not for Bevo at all. Not at all.
48:38.20
gav
ah
48:38.65
Chibbs
Gav?
48:40.28
gav
A leisurely too. I like this song. I feel like I always have.
48:43.22
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.
48:43.90
Bevo
they
48:44.50
gav
And I think the funniest thing for me is that the thing that the thing that the thing that was most discussed as being disliked was that when the bass kicks and it just rattles the whole fucking song.
48:46.83
Chibbs
hopefully
48:55.24
Joe
Duh.
48:55.32
gav
I love that bit.
48:55.64
Chibbs
Yeah.
48:56.56
gav
I fucking love that bit.
48:57.21
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:59.04
gav
Yeah, I'll give it a two.
48:59.61
Chibbs
Yeah.
49:00.16
gav
It's a good song. Fuck you all.
49:01.31
Chibbs
Yeah, good stuff. Doggy?
49:04.02
Mad Dog
Yeah, my piss is starting to heat up.
49:06.26
Chibbs
Oh, he's...
49:06.30
gav
o
49:06.68
Mad Dog
um
49:07.70
Chibbs
Oh, no!
49:07.79
gav
Oh!
49:08.82
Chibbs
Oh, no! His piss is burning!
49:09.85
gav
Oh, no
49:10.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.
49:11.69
gav
It's getting warm.
49:13.14
Mad Dog
Starting to burn my piss. Yeah.
49:18.72
gav
I love comments like that because people that haven't listened to a previous episode are just going to what the fuck is he talking about?
49:23.45
Mad Dog
yeah
49:23.45
Chibbs
What the fuck?
49:23.78
Bevo
Yeah.
49:24.02
Chibbs
That's a shirt.
49:25.24
Bevo
They don't get rewarded like we do.
49:25.22
Chibbs
That's a shirt. Yeah.
49:27.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.
49:27.49
Chibbs
My piss is burning.
49:29.72
Mad Dog
My piss.
49:29.76
gav
My piss is burning.
49:31.06
Mad Dog
It fucking burns my piss. Yeah.
49:33.59
Bevo
See, this is this is a podcast with continuity, you see.
49:34.10
Chibbs
Yeah.
49:36.15
Bevo
You have to listen to every single episode to know what the hell is going on.
49:37.24
Mad Dog
Yeah.
49:37.62
gav
Yeah, true.
49:38.46
Chibbs
Started at episode one.
49:38.34
gav
go go back and go back and Go back until you get the jokes.
49:39.86
Bevo
a Marvel. What the MCU of podcasts.
49:42.97
Mad Dog
Yeah.
49:42.97
Chibbs
but The Yogi, Yogi Bear cinematic universe.
49:46.84
Joe
Is that a flex or a diss at this point with the MCU?
49:49.24
Bevo
Both.
49:49.47
gav
Honestly, a bit of both.
49:50.37
Joe
Yeah.
49:50.46
Chibbs
We don't even know anymore.
49:50.76
gav
Fuck. Fuck.
49:51.70
Bevo
The thousand and one songs that make you want to die podcast will return in Avengers end game.
49:56.47
Joe
Doomsday.
49:57.18
Bevo
No, what is it?
49:57.05
gav
ah
49:58.86
Joe
Doomsday.
49:58.90
Bevo
Doomsday.
50:02.23
Mad Dog
Nah, look, at this point, the piss is simmering.
50:02.62
gav
um
50:05.50
Mad Dog
um So I like the the big bass drop at the start as well. But then, as you know, I'm not a fan of nothing happening.
50:10.42
gav
Nice, nice.
50:16.06
Mad Dog
So for the rest of the song, nothing happens.
50:19.85
gav
Yeah.
50:20.39
Mad Dog
Therefore, it's a seven and a half.
50:22.84
Chibbs
Oh, that's so fucking alright. Your piss is simmering at seven.
50:26.65
gav
Yeah, that's that's low.
50:27.29
Mad Dog
Fuck it.
50:27.43
Chibbs
It's burning at nine.
50:27.57
Mad Dog
Yes.
50:28.41
gav
your piss Your piss has a low boiling point. I'll just say it.
50:31.10
Chibbs
Yeah.
50:31.41
gav
I'm going to call you out for that.
50:32.12
Bevo
Maybe it boiled and then bring it down to a simmer.
50:33.14
Joe
ah you're you're rubbing the foreskin off at 7.5 that's all i'm saying like you're gonna tear your fucking banjo string
50:33.27
Chibbs
Yeah,
50:36.89
gav
ah ah
50:37.30
Chibbs
yeah. yeah
50:39.99
gav
but balder bold of you to assume we Bold of you to assume we have four skins, but okay.
50:40.22
Mad Dog
ah
50:40.34
Bevo
i like Sounds like pop rocks in his pants.
50:43.58
Joe
yeah
50:47.30
Bevo
Thank you.
50:48.76
Joe
Sorry, that's a Melbournian sensitivity here.
50:50.55
Mad Dog
We're we we're not we not all Queenslanders.
50:52.25
gav
this is new We're New South Welsh, man.
50:54.68
Mad Dog
Yeah.
50:54.93
gav
We see the tip in New South Wales, buddy.
50:59.29
Chibbs
Um, Joe, what do you give it?
51:02.94
Joe
I'm going to give this four explicitly because I do like the weekend.
51:07.45
Chibbs
Crazy Frog 4? Ring-a-ding-ding, bam-bam.
51:10.20
gav
Ring and ding ding. That's a crazy frog four.
51:12.62
Chibbs
That's a Crazy Frog 4.
51:14.49
Joe
Yeah, that's a reference I understand.
51:14.67
gav
very
51:14.87
Bevo
for the context on that one, please refer to episode one, season one.
51:16.05
Joe
um
51:18.37
gav
fair. Nice.
51:19.10
Chibbs
Go back six years and you'll understand the joke.
51:19.22
gav
ah
51:23.03
Mad Dog
Okay.
51:23.96
Joe
the The main reason is because there's like, I can think of about 10 other Weekend songs I like more that are closer to like two's.
51:30.74
gav
very fair
51:31.79
Joe
And so that's mainly it. I quite like it though.
51:34.01
Chibbs
Okay, that's good. That's a very fair fair score.
51:34.98
Joe
I'm fond of the production.
51:37.27
Chibbs
Yeah. I give it a three.
51:42.23
Mad Dog
okay
51:42.33
Chibbs
i ah ice I fucking love this album from the weekend.
51:42.45
gav
Ooh, nice, nice.
51:43.10
Mad Dog
know
51:47.90
Joe
Yeah, this album rocks.
51:47.97
Chibbs
Like, it's um unbelievably good.
51:49.44
Joe
Yeah.
51:51.07
Chibbs
Yeah, Losers is fucking unbelievable. Like, what a song. Um...
51:56.52
Joe
you
51:57.11
Chibbs
Yeah, I never really, ah didn't really follow along with The Weeknd ever after this album. Like, I didn't go on a weekend journey. I know there's some singles that are big, but I i just went, that album's awesome. And it's like, the next Weeknd album's out. I'm like, no, I'm good.
52:13.59
Chibbs
That was it. Like, but that album was unreal. I never want to listen to anything else he ever does again for some reason. maybe i'll Maybe I'll dive back into it.
52:20.46
Bevo
He's done it.
52:22.55
Chibbs
Yeah, I don't know. This album is fantastic. So good. um That is it. We got there. We've finally done.
52:29.27
gav
Go there.
52:29.49
Chibbs
Mad Dog beat the weekend in a fight. Joe, thank you so much for doing the podcast.
52:32.25
Mad Dog
yes
52:33.95
Chibbs
Again, give us a rundown on what you're doing, where people need to find you.
52:38.81
Joe
Absolutely. So yeah, get the shot podcast. You can watch it on YouTube and Spotify. It's on Tamron Australia's page, you know, that that Tamron. um Yeah, we've got clips on social media to Tamron.oz.
52:52.31
Joe
And yeah, you can find that all there. Thanks guys for having me. This is a lot of fun.
52:56.50
gav
thanks fucking Thanks for hanging out.
52:56.79
Joe
I haven't done someone else's podcast in since COVID.
52:57.43
Bevo
Yeah, thanks for coming on.
52:57.90
Chibbs
Oh.
52:59.08
Mad Dog
A lot of fun, man. Yeah.
53:01.05
gav
oh shit, yeah, nice.
53:01.46
Chibbs
Anytime.
53:01.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.
53:02.39
Chibbs
And we'll put it all in the show notes, get all the links at everything in the show notes. So don't be a lazy fuck. Just scroll down and click on it and go. Watch Joe talk to actual professional people.
53:12.66
gav
Yeah, talk to people that are actually good at things.
53:12.94
Chibbs
And they they hardly they hardly ever talk about 9-11.
53:15.42
Bevo
And then send them out.
53:15.61
Joe
if you think okay guys guys okay here's a serious question how much will you all chip in for me to bring up 9-11 on the next podcast
53:17.22
Chibbs
They hardly ever bring it up.
53:18.68
gav
They very rarely talk about 9-11 on his spot.
53:19.03
Bevo
Yes. Their piss is lukewarm at best.
53:21.20
gav
I know that a lot of our listeners going to see that as a beyond side, but...
53:25.05
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. there
53:32.29
Chibbs
Yeah.
53:32.69
Bevo
How
53:32.96
gav
Honestly,
53:33.89
Chibbs
Oh. um And I would be more interested in you introducing a segment where piss is burning, where you say, my piss is burning.
53:36.18
gav
this...
53:41.98
Mad Dog
ah
53:45.37
Chibbs
Or just say, to you you'll have James Cameron on or something and just be like, you know what really burnt my piss about Avatar 3?
53:45.69
Bevo
often could you beat?
53:46.15
Mad Dog
What's up?
53:55.66
Bevo
Do you reckon you could beat the Nazi in a fight?
53:56.57
Joe
Dude, I am going to say, you know what burns my piss? And just say something that irritates me.
54:01.75
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, just just chuck it, chuck it, burn my piss in.
54:01.90
Joe
that's That's so Theo Vaughn.
54:02.91
gav
That's pretty, that that really burns my piss, man.
54:03.38
Joe
Yeah.
54:05.72
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
54:05.94
Mad Dog
Yeah, just – or um what type of wide-angle lens is the best for capturing boiling piss?
54:15.86
gav
but
54:17.01
Joe
I'd use a close-up.
54:18.68
gav
Nice.
54:19.13
Chibbs
Yeah, you've got to see.
54:19.35
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.
54:19.52
gav
Hell yeah.
54:20.02
Joe
Like the 70 to 180 Gen 2
54:20.39
Chibbs
You've got see the bubbles.
54:22.82
Bevo
Piss don't look like piss on TV. You got to think cooking oil.
54:27.26
gav
Fuck yeah.
54:27.55
Chibbs
Tape a bunch of cats together.
54:27.78
gav
Thanks for hanging out, Joe, man. Fucking much appreciated, man.
54:29.91
Chibbs
Thanks so much, Joe. Thanks, fellas.
54:31.86
Joe
You guys are the best.
54:31.98
Chibbs
Everybody else, go and get fucked.
54:34.82
Bevo
See later.
54:35.18
gav
yeah.
54:55.83
Bevo
He sounds like Kyle from...
54:55.74
gav
fuck yeah
54:56.01
Chibbs
What cut off.
54:56.63
Mad Dog
Yeah.
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