Zombie - YUNGBLUD

This week on 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die, we take on “Zombie” by YUNGBLUD — a song that wants very badly to be important, emotional, and generation-defining… and somehow ends up sounding like a Hot Topic TED Talk.

We dig into the song’s trauma-core lyrics, its earnest but exhausting messaging, and the strange space YUNGBLUD occupies between punk rebellion and motivational poster. Along the way we ask the real questions: is this raw honesty, manufactured angst, or just shouting feelings until they feel profound?

There’s over-analysis, cultural side-quests, unnecessary hostility, and of course a fresh round of Could You Beat Them in a Fight? — because if you’re going to scream about society collapsing, you should at least be able to throw a punch.

It’s emotional. It’s loud. It’s well-meaning. And it might make you want to lie down on the floor and stare at the ceiling.

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Transcript

00:39.35
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast where we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to fake a concussion to escape the room.

00:49.46
Mad Dog
Nice.

00:49.75
Bevo
The room escape room or, or the movie, the room.

00:51.49
gav
I was just thinking, is it an escape room? Is that what...

00:53.46
Chibbs
the room, the song's on. The song's on in this room and then you've got to be like, oh, I actually have a severe concussion based on nothing.

00:56.28
gav
Oh, okay.

01:00.79
Mad Dog
Okay.

01:00.76
gav
So this song's...

01:01.49
Bevo
it's the movie, the room. Oh, hi Mark.

01:02.84
gav
So this... Oh, hi, Mark. So this song's on in an escape room. Is that what you're saying? Nice, nice.

01:07.60
Chibbs
In an escape room.

01:08.95
Bevo
Okay. It's not true. i did not hit her. I did not.

01:14.84
gav
um nice nice

01:16.89
Chibbs
Yeah, thanks. Speaking of escaping and nice things, we are doing, but zombie?

01:18.24
Mad Dog
Okay.

01:19.73
Bevo
Nice.

01:24.94
Chibbs
But not by, the not the good one.

01:27.10
gav
by the cranberries another head hangs

01:28.04
Mad Dog
The Cranberries.

01:28.43
Bevo
cranberries.

01:28.50
Chibbs
not Not, yeah, not the Troubles.

01:29.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:31.61
Bevo
Cranberries.

01:34.60
Chibbs
Troubles in Cranberry Land.

01:37.11
Mad Dog
The Troubles. yeah

01:39.99
gav
ah

01:41.04
Chibbs
We're doing Zombie Blood. Young yo blood

01:44.81
Bevo
Youngblood.

01:44.98
Chibbs
young blood

01:46.02
Mad Dog
Youngblood.

01:46.21
Bevo
Youngblood.

01:46.07
gav
you

02:15.22
Chibbs
yawn

02:17.34
Bevo
excuse

02:18.65
gav
Was the volume fucking crazy loud on that track just then? That was...

02:22.07
Chibbs
No.

02:22.84
Bevo
not for me

02:22.98
gav
Fucking ripped my earphones off.

02:23.30
Mad Dog
No.

02:24.24
gav
Damn. I'm just super sensitive to young blood.

02:26.20
Chibbs
um Just like Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer, you have to listen to Zombie by Jungblood loud as possible.

02:28.63
gav
but

02:30.56
Bevo
wow young here's me young blood young blood what are you doing young blood

02:31.65
gav
its Super fucking loud.

02:34.65
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:36.50
Mad Dog
Young.

02:36.71
Chibbs
Jungblood. All right.

02:38.17
gav
but

02:39.51
Chibbs
It is the

02:39.93
Mad Dog
Young cook. Yeah. Young blue.

02:43.02
Chibbs
time. It is the time. it is the time

02:47.54
Bevo
Gavin's missing his...

02:48.14
gav
Oh, shit.

02:54.83
Bevo
Gavin, you're missing your signature glasses, mate.

02:55.34
gav
It's... i know. I fucking just left the room too.

02:58.65
Bevo
this

02:59.02
gav
I should have put it on

02:59.62
Bevo
Short-lived. Yeah.

03:01.38
Chibbs
Short-lived.

03:01.46
gav
I'm... No.

03:02.38
Chibbs
Everyone's been writing in. i love the glasses.

03:04.68
Mad Dog
Yeah. Who's that mysterious guy?

03:05.65
gav
I'm going to get him. I'm going to get him.

03:08.68
Chibbs
I'm going to spin the wheel.

03:09.18
Mad Dog
Yeah. Go get him.

03:10.84
Chibbs
Spin the wheel. be Spin, spin, spin, spin.

03:18.19
Chibbs
Spinning the wheel. Gavin! Oh, he's gone! He's not here!

03:21.11
Mad Dog
i so

03:22.33
Bevo
Oh, he misses out because he wasn't here.

03:22.35
Chibbs
Ha ha ha ha ha!

03:25.03
Bevo
Misses out. Spin it again.

03:25.76
Chibbs
Oh, should spin it again?

03:26.33
Bevo
Yeah.

03:26.72
Chibbs
Spin again?

03:28.02
Mad Dog
He's back.

03:28.46
Chibbs
Spin the wheel.

03:28.54
Mad Dog
He's back.

03:30.32
gav
Alright, who's fighting Youngblood?

03:32.59
Bevo
Well, not you.

03:32.81
Chibbs
Gavin!

03:33.68
gav
Oh, fuck off. It isn't me, is it

03:34.87
Bevo
Did you get it twice? eyes

03:35.51
Chibbs
It is! I just spun the wheel.

03:38.79
Bevo
All right.

03:39.19
gav
but Was it actually me?

03:39.55
Bevo
Gavin. Yeah.

03:41.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:41.03
gav
Oh, for fuck's sake.

03:41.21
Mad Dog
Yeah, it was you.

03:42.17
Bevo
Twice? There's some confusion here.

03:44.82
gav
um Okay.

03:46.07
Mad Dog
Early call.

03:46.10
gav
so um This is my third fight.

03:46.39
Chibbs
yeah only one I'm the only one that hasn't been to fight yet.

03:50.95
gav
I feel like I'm It's the glass.

03:53.39
Chibbs
It's the glasses.

03:54.94
gav
Yeah, I look i look like I'm ready to scrap. um

03:57.34
Chibbs
Alright, so, hold on. Here we go

03:59.08
gav
Ah, fucking

04:00.60
Chibbs
um we go.

04:02.23
gav
Oh, you got stats. You got stats.

04:03.22
Chibbs
Jungblood. Yeah, yeah.

04:03.91
gav
Sick.

04:04.72
Chibbs
Height, 178cm.

04:04.73
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he's got me on height.

04:07.59
Chibbs
What's that?

04:08.38
gav
He's got me on height.

04:08.79
Mad Dog
Oh, no, that's

04:09.50
Chibbs
Is that tall?

04:10.75
Mad Dog
A stick figure.

04:10.92
Bevo
That's, I'm 179. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not that.

04:13.59
Mad Dog
five ten

04:13.66
gav
It's bevo's Bevo's height.

04:13.85
Chibbs
Okay.

04:14.98
gav
Yeah.

04:15.64
Chibbs
Okay, alright. Build, slim and wiry.

04:20.55
Bevo
i'm not that

04:20.86
Mad Dog
ah stick figure

04:22.90
Chibbs
Yeah. Lifestyle. Touring musician, high energy on stage, not known one for combat sports.

04:29.56
gav
Mmm.

04:30.45
Chibbs
Background.

04:30.40
gav
Mmm.

04:32.18
Chibbs
Grew up around music, theatre background, emotionally intense but physically slight.

04:39.54
gav
Okay. Okay.

04:40.95
Mad Dog
Sounds, sounds shit.

04:41.22
Bevo
We're getting a bit of a character reference here, which is important for the episode. i like this.

04:46.65
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

04:46.94
gav
Yeah, it's good.

04:47.19
Bevo
It's all worth it.

04:47.78
gav
It's good context. Absolutely.

04:49.02
Chibbs
Okay.

04:49.06
Bevo
Hmm.

04:49.25
gav
Early

04:49.69
Chibbs
All right. So, I mean, just early vibes, Gav, you reckon?

04:53.97
gav
vibes, I think more more so than the stats, what got me here was the image on the front of, like for the, for the I'm guessing the album cover that this song was off.

05:02.74
Mad Dog
Yes. Yes.

05:04.78
gav
It's himing it's just him without a shirt on.

05:05.18
Chibbs
Okay.

05:07.58
gav
and i i reckon i could i reckon i could I reckon I could break him in half over my knee.

05:11.04
Chibbs
Okay.

05:12.80
gav
I'm not going lie.

05:13.62
Chibbs
yes

05:13.48
gav
he's um There's not a lot of him. There's not a lot of him.

05:16.73
Mad Dog
Nah,

05:16.70
gav
I think, I don't know. He might have that meth strength though. Is he on?

05:20.73
Chibbs
Yeah, I know. Yeah, could be meth string.

05:22.22
gav
Yeah.

05:23.19
Mad Dog
no it's all fake.

05:23.64
Chibbs
i don't know.

05:24.71
Mad Dog
It's fake.

05:24.79
Chibbs
Yeah, apparently it's not.

05:25.91
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:26.19
Chibbs
It's musical theatre,

05:27.70
gav
I mean, fuck.

05:28.15
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:28.70
gav
I feel like, yeah, I don't know. It said he's not known for combat sports and I laughed and then I was like, wait, neither the fuck am I.

05:35.25
Chibbs
mate.

05:35.20
gav
Yeah.

05:35.89
Chibbs
It's Gavin.

05:35.92
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:35.80
gav
ha

05:37.11
Bevo
ah

05:37.18
gav
is house He's...

05:37.95
Chibbs
Gavin. What? You know, Gav, you seen the guy in the combat sports?

05:42.01
gav
Yeah, he's' he's the guy that finishes a...

05:43.69
Chibbs
Nah.

05:44.37
gav
He's the guy that finishes a meat pie and then decides he wants a meat pie. So, yeah, I don't know. I feel like I might be...

05:49.97
Bevo
Musical theatre? Not me Let me don my glasses.

05:53.85
Mad Dog
yeah

05:54.52
gav
a ha so yeah i don't know i feel like um

05:58.58
Chibbs
You don't have to decide now, I guess.

05:58.49
gav
ah might be I think early early indicators would say, yeah, i reckon I might have him, but I do have a horrible feeling that we're going to find out that he's got um real, real meth strength or something.

06:05.11
Mad Dog
man

06:10.11
Bevo
Boxing gloves for hands.

06:11.00
gav
Yeah, he's got, there's some so there's some sleep effect hidden in these lyrics that's going to make me go, oh, fuck that. I reckon. We'll see.

06:17.53
Chibbs
Ah, we'll see.

06:17.48
gav
We'll see.

06:18.97
Mad Dog
By the way, Chibs...

06:19.34
gav
I can't believe it's me and again. Holy fuck.

06:21.78
Chibbs
ah

06:22.33
Mad Dog
Can you prime ChatGPT with our physical um

06:29.66
gav
That, yeah, that'd be good too.

06:29.85
Bevo
Stats.

06:29.90
Mad Dog
stats?

06:30.49
Chibbs
Oh, sure I mean, yeah, you should. you ephron If eph everyone just sends me their height, maybe height, weight, um reach, yeah.

06:36.23
Mad Dog
Reach?

06:38.36
gav
How much, how much of mongrel they are in the, in the ring?

06:39.01
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:40.73
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, that's that's up to you guys. You send it to me, i will i will feed it in.

06:43.10
gav
Cause that's the thing, like, I don't, I don't think I'm,

06:43.96
Mad Dog
is Because if they if they're giving physical stats, I think we should match physical stats.

06:45.69
Bevo
How about this?

06:49.69
gav
yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

06:49.85
Bevo
Yeah, that's great.

06:49.88
Chibbs
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, yes yeah.

06:50.66
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:51.22
Bevo
how How about if the listeners want to challenge the musicians in a fight, they can subscribe to the highest Patreon tier for low effort from us.

06:51.64
Chibbs
sensitive

06:58.07
gav
i would I would absolutely, was going to say, even just even just listen to this episode and then come to my fucking house, I will throw down.

06:58.58
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:58.87
Chibbs
um Even the lowest will do.

07:06.13
gav
I don't give a fuck.

07:08.63
Mad Dog
Come to my house.

07:08.54
gav
and i kind of you And I kind of hope you beat me. I'm a bit weird like that. um So anyway, moral is...

07:15.67
Chibbs
This is the victor Victor Jones, our our new favourite singer, ga Victor Jones.

07:17.85
gav
ah um Fucking Victor Jones, man.

07:21.27
Chibbs
This new song has got that great lyric of, you could kill me, it would probably turn me on.

07:28.31
gav
Yeah, Victor Jones, man. I think you were the one who put me onto him in the first place.

07:31.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:32.19
gav
And I was just like, this is this is so fucking far up my alley.

07:33.54
Chibbs
I'm all about it. like it.

07:36.38
gav
It's not even funny. It's like one of those artists, and I think I said this to you at the time.

07:38.04
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:39.62
gav
I was like, it feels like this was made for me. It's like, this guy's like, hang on, I'll make this song and Gavin's going to love it.

07:46.21
Chibbs
Gavin will love this.

07:46.87
gav
yeah yeah Let's get him on the pod.

07:48.70
Chibbs
Alright.

07:49.31
gav
Let's get him on the show.

07:50.19
Chibbs
Get him on the air. Fucking O. Verse 1 of Zombie by Jung Blood.

08:00.40
Chibbs
are you saying it?

08:00.38
gav
it like just it like just occurred to me that you're pronouncing that because it's spelt with you's right i thought you were trying to do like a manchester accent but you're just you're just trying to pronounce ah yeah no no i i respect it you just really you really bottoming out on

08:05.11
Chibbs
Yeah. No, that's how it's...

08:08.15
Bevo
young blood

08:08.57
Chibbs
how was how How are they meant to say it?

08:11.93
Bevo
young blood young blood

08:13.94
Chibbs
Youngblood!

08:14.71
Bevo
young blood

08:15.95
Chibbs
That's not what it says.

08:15.96
Mad Dog
Yeah, bloody hell.

08:17.69
Chibbs
It's Jungblood. Jungblood.

08:19.42
gav
young just a little bit of young blood

08:23.42
Chibbs
First one. If I was to talk about the words, they would hurt. They would hurt. So if you were to ask about the pain, i would lie.

08:35.35
Chibbs
i would lie. To fix my mind, I need time. but it's running out. It's running out.

08:42.71
Bevo
e He's got an ulcer on his, he's got an ulcer on his inside of his cheek.

08:43.58
Mad Dog
Need more than time to fix that mind.

08:46.15
gav
I'm,

08:49.78
gav
uh...

08:50.23
Bevo
I know that fail.

08:50.55
gav
If the words are hurting, yeah.

08:51.23
Chibbs
Ow!

08:52.49
Bevo
Yeah.

08:53.53
gav
um I mean, if he's if he's gone into this much depth about, yeah, the ulcer on the inside of his mouth, i think that bodes well for the fight, right?

09:03.41
Mad Dog
Yeah, like if he's that worried about that, yeah.

09:03.74
Chibbs
Yeah, he's written the whole verse about us.

09:03.80
Bevo
Hmm.

09:05.56
gav
but Unless he's saying that the words have hurt him, in which case I will, I won't even have to throw a punch.

09:10.14
Bevo
Just insult him.

09:10.00
gav
I'll just stand back and berate him.

09:12.57
Chibbs
Right. Right.

09:13.59
Bevo
Just yell at him a bit.

09:16.28
gav
in the green berates green berate

09:16.60
Mad Dog
yeah

09:17.10
Bevo
Rouse on him.

09:18.20
Mad Dog
True.

09:21.05
Bevo
i like, um you can interpret to fix my mind. I need time, but it's running out. It's running out. Obviously his means, his time is running out, but you could read that as his mind is running out as well.

09:31.64
Bevo
Like out of his ear or something.

09:31.80
Chibbs
He's only got so long.

09:32.15
Mad Dog
true show

09:33.59
Bevo
Like his brain's gone all mushy.

09:33.82
gav
yeah like physically running out yeah yeah i like that

09:35.77
Bevo
Yeah. I'll take it that way.

09:37.41
Chibbs
I do like the idea of lying about your pain as well. That's good.

09:42.28
gav
We've all done that.

09:43.51
Mad Dog
Everyone.

09:43.58
Bevo
That could go either way too.

09:43.74
Chibbs
it's

09:44.38
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:44.60
gav
you drop You drop your phone.

09:45.27
Mad Dog
Just like, oh, shit, are you all right, man? Yeah, am, bro.

09:49.20
gav
You're in bed on the phone and you accidentally, it slips and you drop the phone on your face and you're like, oh, and your missus is like, are you okay? You're like, yeah, yeah, it's fine.

09:56.07
Bevo
Yeah.

09:56.16
gav
Meanwhile, I'm like, my nose is fucking tingling. I'm trying not to sneeze. I'm like, oh. Oh,

10:02.71
Bevo
Or the other way around where you're like trying to call in sick from work and you're like, Oh, it's the pain. oh how bad is it?

10:06.95
gav
no.

10:07.59
Bevo
Oh, the bad, bad pain.

10:08.41
Mad Dog
but The humanity.

10:10.90
Chibbs
ah See you tomorrow.

10:12.47
Mad Dog
oh Yeah, I feel like pain is a very commonly lied about phenomenon.

10:13.38
Chibbs
ah

10:14.42
gav
Oh, fuck. I've got the...

10:20.44
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:20.66
gav
Yeah, possibly the most comfortable line about Phenomenon.

10:20.93
Mad Dog
The most.

10:21.14
Chibbs
Yeah, it's true. No one ever really goes dead on the pain. but No one is just like, this is exactly how painful.

10:24.70
Bevo
what do they what's that What do they call that scale that's like the one to ten?

10:26.37
Mad Dog
Let's go.

10:27.45
gav
Yeah, I know what you're about, Bevo, but i forget what it's called as well.

10:29.02
Bevo
i want to say Kinsey scale for some reason.

10:30.80
gav
Kinsey? Fuck, let's have a look.

10:32.93
Chibbs
I like that. Is this that if you go to the hospital and they're like, what pain are you at?

10:34.63
Mad Dog
I like it if it is.

10:38.01
Mad Dog
Yeah, give me out of one to ten.

10:38.33
Bevo
Yeah, yeah. And it's that picture that there's a really funny, one of them has a really funny expression on their face. I think it's the three or four.

10:46.05
gav
Oh my God.

10:47.75
Chibbs
It's just gassy.

10:48.82
gav
Sorry. Okay. The Kinsey scale. if

10:52.70
Bevo
Oh, ah

10:53.08
Mad Dog
ah Ah!

10:55.51
gav
you've been You've been doing some Googling, Bevo.

10:55.77
Bevo
if

10:57.87
gav
The Kinsey scale, also called the heterosexual to homosexual rating scale,

11:01.94
Bevo
ah ah

11:05.69
gav
is ye used in research to describe someone's...

11:17.40
Bevo
yeah Whoops. Oh, boy.

11:20.65
gav
Fuck me.

11:21.53
Bevo
What have I done?

11:21.50
gav
You can't write this shit. You cannot fucking write this shit.

11:29.46
Bevo
oh boy what have i done

11:36.78
Chibbs
see. Because of the glasses.

11:38.42
Mad Dog
I'm sure

11:38.90
Chibbs
Because of the glasses. We couldn't see Kevin's eyes wind up.

11:44.47
gav
And light up, mate, kid. You should have seen the light up. Oh, my God. I got seing so excited. I could barely contain my excitement when I was running into that.

11:52.86
Chibbs
Explain.

11:53.06
gav
old Okay, so it it it describes a person's describes a person's sexual orientation based on one's recent but response given at a time.

11:54.10
Chibbs
Explain what's the key. How does the kids go work?

11:58.62
Mad Dog
it's sexual.

12:05.75
gav
Zero meaning exclusively heterosexual to a six meaning exclusively homosexual.

12:11.58
Bevo
only zero to six.

12:12.92
gav
Zero to six, you can't be 10 out of 10 gay.

12:13.83
Mad Dog
Oh.

12:15.16
gav
They just don't allow it.

12:16.22
Bevo
I like it just like it says Kinsey scale developed by Alfred Kinsey. So I imagine him going like scale of one to six. How gay are you?

12:23.86
gav
and

12:24.73
Mad Dog
Oh.

12:25.27
Bevo
and that's like, I've got to just go with it. Cause I've got an idea. Let me cook.

12:29.81
gav
Oh, the descriptions of the...

12:30.51
Chibbs
He's wearing a shirt that says 100% straight. that's

12:34.46
Bevo
ah

12:34.55
gav
Oh, my God.

12:34.81
Mad Dog
yeah

12:37.82
gav
And then as you you give all straight answers and as you're walking out of the office, he sees 100% gay on the back of your shirt.

12:38.81
Bevo
really

12:44.14
gav
and He's just like, you motherfucker.

12:47.08
Bevo
he's just got the fucking new shirt that's like k this Kinsey scale looks like a fucking one of those fire danger things seriously ah

12:56.57
gav
That is a shirt.

12:58.68
Chibbs
ah that's good

12:58.65
gav
Oh my God.

12:59.24
Mad Dog
The Kinty scale.

12:59.29
gav
So can I, can I read, can I read you some of these ratings from zero to six?

13:01.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:03.10
gav
Cause they're fucking pretty funny.

13:03.51
Chibbs
Yeah,

13:04.70
gav
um Like just the wording it's, it's so clinical, but it just, it's, it's yeah. Zero is exclusively heterosexual. One is predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual.

13:18.52
gav
Two is predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual. Three is equally both and then it just reverses. But incidentally, homosexual is such a...

13:29.26
Chibbs
that's good.

13:30.17
Mad Dog
What does that mean?

13:30.73
Bevo
that's when you That's when you're very straight but you've sucked a dick.

13:34.10
Mad Dog
Right.

13:34.20
gav
Yeah, okay. Yeah.

13:35.96
Chibbs
okay um that's great um yeah

13:36.68
Bevo
Or you only kissed a man.

13:36.63
gav
um So anyway, that that's clearly a fucking purple link in your search history, Pevo.

13:37.08
Mad Dog
Okay.

13:41.08
Bevo
Well, yeah, clearly I thought it was the pain scale. Yeah.

13:45.08
gav
I guess it can be in a certain way. Yeah.

13:47.06
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:49.75
Chibbs
jazz is making a list of when we say shirts um and

13:49.88
Mad Dog
ah

13:53.72
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

13:53.92
gav
Oh, sick. Sick.

13:54.98
Mad Dog
She's keeping a track of shirts.

13:54.99
gav
That's a good one. The flight fire danger rating 0 to 6, but it's the Kinsey scare.

13:56.38
Mad Dog
yeah I love it.

13:59.45
Bevo
Can we just have one that says off the Kinsey?

13:59.82
gav
That's a good shirt. off

14:03.19
Chibbs
ha

14:04.57
gav
fucking You are cooking right now, Bevo.

14:06.14
Chibbs
Yeah, that's good that's a good shirt.

14:06.53
gav
You are fucking absolutely on fire.

14:09.72
Chibbs
And she's reading them me out. And how good was this one? Insane clown privilege. Yeah,

14:17.04
Mad Dog
Ha ha ha ha

14:20.28
gav
Oh, my God. Oh my God, that's a fucking shirt, man.

14:25.95
Chibbs
it's a good shirt.

14:26.78
gav
ah

14:27.19
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:27.35
Bevo
a

14:27.70
gav
fuck, that's funny.

14:29.08
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. yeah

14:31.61
Bevo
can I just say as well just if anyone's listening and feeling upset we're very supportive of of the LGBTQIA plus community there's no that we're making fun of the scale not the ah the the people on it let me pull out a chart yeah

14:41.82
gav
Yeah, the scale the scale is the scale is inherently funny.

14:44.41
Chibbs
ah

14:45.26
gav
That is a funny scale.

14:45.98
Chibbs
what What's fucking crazy is that someone has to go into a doctor and be like, I think I might be a homosexual. They're like, well, let me, yeah, yeah. Let me ask you a bunch of questions.

14:54.30
gav
that's what i mean the the clinical nature of the of the fucking of the scale there just it's so weird it's just like yeah predominantly and then incidentally are just such weird words to try and associate with sexuality i don't know it's it's bizarre

14:55.21
Mad Dog
and then

15:08.02
Chibbs
Really is. the chorus The chorus goes, oh I know that I can't live without you, but this world will keep turning if you do.

15:09.94
gav
oh

15:19.00
Chibbs
Would you even want me looking like a zombie? Would you even want me? Want me want me it is

15:27.54
Bevo
ah that There's a, there's a real, the tone is important for that line because it's like, would you even want me looking like a zombie? Or is it, would you even want me looking like a zombie? Those are two very, very different things.

15:37.72
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:39.35
Bevo
It's

15:39.40
Chibbs
yeah yeah

15:40.02
gav
yeah I think it's

15:41.94
Mad Dog
but yeah

15:42.71
Bevo
like, I would want you looking like a gentleman.

15:43.32
Mad Dog
with

15:46.37
Mad Dog
Okay.

15:46.97
gav
ah um so this has overtones of um fentanyl addiction right Like that's, I think, that's, I think we might be tumbling towards the, the Fent tunnel.

15:55.03
Mad Dog
okay

16:00.66
gav
um You know, when you see that footage, they're like, oh, have you seen that shit recently? um With all this, let's annex Greenland chat from the US right now, there's been heaps of videos of people in Greenland that are like, let's adopt some American culture.

16:13.45
gav
And it's just a bunch of people in Greenland bent, bent, bent over looking like fentanyl zombies, like on the street, like standing on the street, just like glitching out.

16:15.10
Bevo
Oh, I've seen that. yeah Hunched over in the snow.

16:19.19
Mad Dog
ah

16:22.21
gav
And it's like, yeah, America, right?

16:22.49
Bevo
Yeah.

16:24.32
Chibbs
That's a great way to troll a whole country.

16:24.86
Mad Dog
yeah

16:26.23
Bevo
yeah it's No one talks about the fentanyl zombies.

16:26.23
gav
oh very funny stuff.

16:27.45
Mad Dog
that's That's hilarious.

16:30.07
Bevo
It's more about the school shootings.

16:31.74
gav
Yeah, the Fent zombies are...

16:31.96
Bevo
But they got them too.

16:32.34
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:33.18
Chibbs
Yeah, should have done that as a prank.

16:34.81
gav
that Oh, man.

16:35.86
Bevo
yeah

16:38.49
Chibbs
like Okay, so are we saying that he's dressing like a zombie?

16:38.54
gav
um

16:42.29
Chibbs
Like that's...

16:43.35
Bevo
I think she wants him to dress like a zombie.

16:43.88
Chibbs
it's like a costume thing?

16:46.42
Bevo
Would you even want me looking like a zombie?

16:46.30
gav
Maybe she wants him to be... Maybe their love is blossoming on the set of... um What's that fucking terrible show? well The Walking Dead. And they're both extras on ah on ah on on a Walking Dead set.

16:56.41
Chibbs
Okay. Extras on The Walking Dead.

16:59.10
Bevo
So she's the director.

16:59.48
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

17:01.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

17:01.62
gav
And he's just like asking for notes on his character. He's like, would do do you want me looking like a zombie?

17:05.87
Bevo
Would you even want me? Yeah.

17:06.58
gav
She's like, yes, very much. It's a fucking zombie show. Yes.

17:08.76
Bevo
take Yeah.

17:08.85
Chibbs
very much so.

17:08.95
gav
Yes. You're fucking...

17:11.48
Chibbs
We just spent hours in the makeup chair to make you look like a zombie.

17:11.68
gav
That's the whole reason you're here. yeah yeah

17:15.08
Chibbs
Now, act fuck act fucking act like what?

17:16.22
gav
ah ah And pass me that fentanyl.

17:17.85
Chibbs
ah

17:24.79
Chibbs
the Verse 2. We could catch a spaceship to the moon, but we'd crash. It wouldn't last. Because the world is just a figment of the fools.

17:37.98
Chibbs
A blank stare, they don't care. So say your prayers. You're almost there, but it's running out. It's running out.

17:48.94
Bevo
Hmm.

17:48.98
Mad Dog
Whoa.

17:49.54
Bevo
there's a lot to unpack in those first two lines, isn't there?

17:51.58
Chibbs
That was...

17:51.54
gav
Yeah.

17:52.10
Chibbs
That was... um umm so I'm really confused by this completely because he's very much grounded throughout the first verse and chorus there in just...

18:03.66
Chibbs
It's like a pain, um you know, ah can't like words hurt me.

18:07.29
gav
Words are hurting him. It's very personal.

18:09.71
Chibbs
I don't know. i I can't live without you. I'm sure you'd be fine without me. Now he's had a psychotic break at some point and he's talking about...

18:17.72
gav
Yeah. yeah

18:19.35
Chibbs
is It's like, we'll take the spruce goops.

18:23.16
Bevo
this

18:23.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:23.48
gav
ah

18:25.05
Mad Dog
I said hop in

18:26.71
Chibbs
yeah

18:27.45
Mad Dog
yeah

18:27.93
Bevo
I do like, I do like the idea of he's realistic though. He could catch the spaceship to the moon, but he doesn't know how to fucking pilot that thing.

18:34.07
Chibbs
just

18:34.52
gav
Yeah, we'd we'd for sure crash that.

18:34.74
Bevo
Good crash. Yeah.

18:35.96
Mad Dog
nay

18:36.57
Chibbs
Everyone knows they launch by themselves.

18:36.60
gav
Yeah.

18:38.53
Chibbs
Like, the people the people in Mission Control are hitting the button to launch that thing.

18:38.52
Mad Dog
a

18:38.97
gav
ah

18:43.37
Chibbs
Your responsibility is once it gets to the destination to land it. So they've sent Jungblood like he strapped into the fucking...

18:48.31
gav
yeah

18:48.97
Bevo
That's the hard part.

18:53.31
Chibbs
Like, ah what was what was one that didn't explode? Okay, so...

18:56.60
gav
Challenger. Oh, wait, no, sorry.

18:57.62
Bevo
No, that's definitely...

18:57.92
gav
Didn't explode.

18:58.23
Mad Dog
I was going to say, wherere we're all, most of us are, most of us are old enough to remember the challenger.

18:58.78
Bevo
Yeah, Big Bird was on that

18:59.82
gav
Apollo. Apollo 11 didn't. apollo ah The Apollo missions were pretty solid, I think. At least 11.

19:04.60
Chibbs
okay so

19:05.11
gav
That was the one that made it.

19:07.48
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:07.58
Chibbs
yeah

19:07.45
gav
Yeah. ah

19:09.50
Chibbs
Say he's on Apollo 12.

19:11.81
Bevo
Yeah.

19:12.12
Chibbs
One of the more successful Apollos.

19:12.06
gav
Sure.

19:14.49
Mad Dog
The non-explody one. Yeah.

19:16.85
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:16.85
Bevo
They didn't make a movie about that one.

19:17.65
Chibbs
He... Like, then he doesn't have to do shit to get that thing to take off, to get out of Earth's orbit. He's strapped in. Strapped in and feel the Gs.

19:28.49
Bevo
It's also, though, it's funny that he said we could catch a spaceship as if they come on the hour. He's got to go by Cape Canaveral 1210.

19:33.75
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:33.78
gav
Yeah.

19:35.10
Mad Dog
Just grab a ticket.

19:35.46
Bevo
Yeah. yeah

19:38.23
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:38.40
Chibbs
going get the...

19:39.10
Mad Dog
Book online.

19:39.22
Chibbs
It's like you're catching the ferry.

19:39.84
gav
Oh, okay. So perhaps, perhaps he's saying that they'd be passengers and that they would hijack the spaceship to the moon and then crash it into the moon.

19:49.02
Chibbs
Into the moon.

19:50.07
gav
It's like, yeah, you you're like nine 11. How about Apollo 12?

19:53.94
Chibbs
so

19:54.07
gav
This is fucking going all in.

19:55.99
Mad Dog
I think by saying it wouldn't last, i I see that as he's not making it to the moon. They'd crash somewhere in between here and the moon.

20:05.59
Chibbs
What are you going to crash into?

20:05.65
Bevo
Well, you can't crash in space.

20:07.03
gav
Space junk. Space junk.

20:08.56
Bevo
No.

20:08.76
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:08.79
gav
There's heaps of space junk.

20:12.34
Mad Dog
got it.

20:13.43
Chibbs
and And he's just giving her a blank stare as it, like as space junkers hurtling towards the spaceship.

20:16.34
gav
yeah ah ah And saying blank stare and then just saying, say your say your prayers.

20:16.50
Bevo
yeah

20:17.33
Mad Dog
Just... but

20:23.26
Chibbs
He just turns and looks at her.

20:26.18
gav
is Almost there.

20:29.49
Bevo
What's that? The one we spoke about? Pray to your God, whichever one you believe. Okay.

20:33.88
Chibbs
yeah

20:34.71
Mad Dog
yeah

20:36.25
Chibbs
it does It is a funny thing to think. like It has an accelerator and he's just like gliding along, like trying to be cool.

20:41.91
Mad Dog
Floor in

20:43.22
Chibbs
He's just gliding along his spaceship and just a fucking disused Chinese satellite is hurtling towards the spaceship. And he just turns and eyeballs us.

20:53.94
Chibbs
It's like...

20:53.94
gav
yeah say your prayers

20:56.85
Chibbs
Say your prayers. I told you we'd crash.

21:00.38
Mad Dog
Just...

21:01.18
gav
he He tries to crack the window to be like, go around, and then just sucks them into the vacuumous void of space.

21:06.97
Chibbs
just They instantly freeze.

21:07.82
gav
Oh. Go around.

21:08.93
Chibbs
It

21:09.28
gav
Oh, man.

21:12.94
Mad Dog
I'm

21:14.97
Bevo
This is after the conversation. this is after the conversation where he's he's hit her up.

21:17.21
gav
that gigo careerried

21:18.02
Mad Dog
sorry.

21:19.18
Bevo
Like if I was a zombie, would you still love me? And she's like,

21:23.13
gav
yeah ah

21:25.53
Chibbs
It's a terrible first date.

21:28.89
Bevo
yeah it's like, if I was bitten by a zombie and I had like 12 hours left, would you shoot me or

21:28.92
gav
man

21:34.10
gav
yeah

21:34.46
Bevo
it

21:35.85
Chibbs
Or would you chain me up and keep me as a zombie pet in the barn? ah

21:41.69
gav
why are they the only two options when fucking people's loved ones become zombies it's like you either they have to they have to i mean just set them free let them fucking go i don't know they always either chain them in the they they either shoot them in the head or chain them in the barn i feel like there's a whole spectrum of options there that are just not being explored yeah

21:47.19
Bevo
What else is there?

21:51.66
Chibbs
Just let them go be zombies.

21:56.15
Bevo
Yeah.

21:57.85
Chibbs
I just watched 28 Days Later again for the first time in forever.

21:58.07
Mad Dog
Yeah, if you love them, let them go.

22:02.34
gav
Oh, fuck. So good.

22:04.09
Chibbs
And they like to machete people up that have just been bitten.

22:04.84
gav
So fucking good.

22:09.05
Chibbs
So they've been bitten.

22:09.02
gav
Yeah, they don't fuck her.

22:09.71
Chibbs
They're like, have you been bitten? It's like, no, I can't get a machete.

22:10.68
gav
Not even bitten. It's like he he gets a drop of blood in his eye and they're just like, you're going to die now.

22:15.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:17.16
gav
and they butcher him.

22:17.53
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

22:19.37
gav
That's a fucking crazy movie.

22:19.77
Bevo
Really?

22:20.60
Chibbs
yeah

22:20.66
Bevo
i haven't seen any of them. I've seen i've played The Last of Us 1 and 2.

22:22.41
gav
Oh, man. Do yourself a favor, man. Cillian Murphy in that first 28 Days movie is fucking so good.

22:25.55
Mad Dog
It's good, Bevo.

22:29.36
Chibbs
It's unbelievable.

22:30.58
gav
It's an incredible...

22:31.12
Chibbs
It's so good.

22:31.26
gav
The zombies are fucking scary too.

22:33.05
Bevo
I do like the concept of zombie stuff, but I just haven't watched heaps.

22:33.30
gav
Like...

22:35.96
gav
Well, I remember at the time that one was like vaguely controversial because they're not actually the undead.

22:36.79
Bevo
Get there.

22:40.47
gav
They never die. They just get infected with the rage virus and then they turn into like zombie-like creatures.

22:41.98
Mad Dog
No, they're a virus. Rage virus, yeah.

22:45.25
Bevo
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

22:46.31
gav
But it's not like they die and then they come back from the dead.

22:48.54
Bevo
So I am legend. I've seen that actually. I'm legend. Will Smith.

22:51.26
gav
Yeah. I mean... well

22:53.30
Chibbs
Yeah, that's shit.

22:54.26
Bevo
okay

22:54.20
gav
that's a that That movie's mid as all fuck.

22:55.96
Bevo
That's no Will Smith eating spaghetti.

22:57.90
Mad Dog
Mid... yeah

23:00.44
gav
Have you seen the terror?

23:01.02
Chibbs
um

23:01.20
gav
Oh, they're going to make a new movie. A second I Am Legend, even though the first one, spoilers, ends with him dead. He comes back in and in a new film, apparently.

23:11.25
Mad Dog
Of course he does.

23:11.38
gav
Have you seen this?

23:12.82
Bevo
dog.

23:14.14
gav
Oh, I think the dog's still dead. Hopefully.

23:17.00
Bevo
Nevermind.

23:18.81
gav
Yeah, good times.

23:20.80
Mad Dog
he?

23:21.03
gav
Oh, Chibs is fully offline right now.

23:23.35
Mad Dog
is he

23:23.48
Chibbs
Yeah, hold on, hold on.

23:25.08
gav
How long have you not been online?

23:27.29
Chibbs
No, ah I don't know what it's doing. Everything's just glitching out. Hold on.

23:33.55
Bevo
Oh, my dog's here.

23:33.43
gav
Because there's like a... From what I can see down the bottom there, you've got no audio for a long time.

23:38.76
Chibbs
No, no, no, I'm back. It's all good.

23:40.22
gav
Okay, he's back. He's back.

23:41.46
Bevo
Oh, my dog's quit.

23:41.72
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

23:41.70
gav
he's And Mad Dog's left.

23:44.01
Bevo
That's it.

23:44.04
gav
ha

23:44.86
Chibbs
What? I left already.

23:46.81
gav
Yeah, you... you we As soon as we said that you were glitching, he was like fucking got off his chair and ran away.

23:52.41
Chibbs
Oh, fuck.

23:53.22
gav
He's had enough. He's had enough.

23:54.49
Chibbs
Yeah, right.

23:54.90
gav
Seriously, Bevo, though, do yourself favor.

23:55.21
Chibbs
Okay.

23:56.66
gav
Watch 28 Days Later. That's such a good fucking... 28 Weeks Later was pretty kind of shit.

24:01.84
Bevo
I'll start with the Australian hip hop group, 28 days.

24:01.75
gav
um

24:06.22
gav
Rip It Up.

24:06.38
Chibbs
Oh, they're great.

24:06.71
Bevo
Everybody rip it up.

24:07.22
gav
That's a great fucking song.

24:10.24
Chibbs
It's good.

24:10.84
gav
um

24:11.00
Chibbs
um There's a chorus at the end here, but it's the same. It's just a... Do you want me looking like a zombie? Shit.

24:19.08
gav
Oh, sorry. The second half of the final chorus is different.

24:24.57
Chibbs
Oh, is it?

24:25.18
gav
Would you even want me? Would you even want me? Yeah, yeah, that last...

24:27.22
Bevo
I don't know what I'll turn out to be. Did we have that before?

24:29.30
gav
Yeah, that one.

24:29.82
Chibbs
Oh, okay. Oh, I don't know what I'll turn out to be, but you'll love every moment, believe me.

24:30.37
gav
Yeah.

24:35.74
Chibbs
Would you even want me looking like a zombie? Would you even want me, want me, want me?

24:40.92
gav
So that... I mean, is that a little bit more context? You don't know what you'll turn out to be? Like, is he definitely turning into a zombie at this point?

24:49.62
Chibbs
Is he the undead?

24:49.91
Bevo
Yeah.

24:51.22
gav
He might be the undead.

24:51.45
Bevo
I think realistically it's just the male version of, will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?

24:53.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.

24:57.40
gav
Yeah, okay.

24:57.93
Chibbs
Right.

24:58.16
gav
Yeah.

24:59.06
Mad Dog
Yes.

24:59.78
Bevo
I think that's my interpretation anyway.

25:01.69
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

25:03.80
Chibbs
Okay.

25:03.92
Bevo
Cause he's, he's objectively a handsome man.

25:07.33
Mad Dog
Is he?

25:07.74
Chibbs
Right.

25:09.27
gav
He looks... Yeah, yeah, I think so. I mean, where am I on the Kinsey scale?

25:12.69
Mad Dog
Okay.

25:14.09
Bevo
Yeah.

25:13.97
gav
Let's all find out.

25:14.96
Chibbs
Uh, but.

25:16.82
gav
ah I'd be incidentally homosexual with him.

25:20.38
Mad Dog
Off the Kinsey.

25:21.75
Bevo
yeah

25:22.02
gav
I'm off the Kinsey. ah

25:24.34
Chibbs
ah

25:26.33
gav
ah Off the Kinsey is so good because it seems to fully encompass the whole spectrum.

25:29.31
Mad Dog
Of the Kinsey.

25:32.53
gav
It's like, how can you what are you up to if you're off the fucking Kinsey?

25:33.21
Mad Dog
Yes.

25:38.36
Bevo
yeah it was

25:38.53
Chibbs
Oh.

25:40.54
Mad Dog
How gay are you?

25:41.88
gav
Oh my God.

25:42.63
Mad Dog
Or how straight are you?

25:43.16
gav
yeah i like I make the gaze look straight. That's what I'm up to. All right. It's dangerous.

25:49.60
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:51.29
Bevo
Maybe there's a reverse Kinsey that's on the other side of it.

25:51.48
gav
oh

25:53.85
Bevo
That's all asexual.

25:56.70
gav
the The reverse Kinsey sounds like a so a sexual maneuver of some kind.

25:57.74
Bevo
Spectrum.

00:01.20
gav
There's not many fucking lyrics in that song. Hey, that's... that's

00:03.30
Chibbs
Nah, it's nothing. It's fucking nothing of nothing, this song.

00:04.38
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:06.99
Chibbs
It was um released, I believe, on the 30th of May, 2025. That is 8,656 days after the town was fell.

00:20.96
gav
Wow. And more all the time.

00:23.58
Chibbs
Yeah, it just keeps getting further and further away, doesn't it

00:24.44
Bevo
think one day we'll have a new lit a new benchmark.

00:27.77
gav
I fucking hope not.

00:28.34
Chibbs
What?

00:30.07
Bevo
It's looking that way.

00:30.55
Chibbs
Yeah, you tell me what it is, Beppo.

00:32.54
gav
Yeah, but what are you planning, you fucking...

00:32.86
Bevo
We'll find out in the next few years, won't we?

00:36.82
Chibbs
fuck up Jesus, were we? That sounds like a threat.

00:39.51
Bevo
see

00:40.22
Chibbs
ah

00:40.31
Bevo
Things will look pretty dire, right? 40 days before

00:41.55
gav
sir You're both like, yeah, we'll find out on November 2026. Jesus Christ.

00:46.78
Chibbs
You just look out the back of um Bevo's window.

00:47.13
Mad Dog
ah

00:50.53
Chibbs
He's got monkey bars set up in his backyard.

00:57.37
gav
jesus christ

00:59.35
Mad Dog
I love the monkey bars.

01:01.91
gav
yeah I mean, it's it really isn't a terrorist training camp without monkey bars, is it?

01:05.56
Chibbs
ah I just, for some reason, have this image in my head, I'm sure, of when they were showing all that stuff back then of, like, here's where they were training or whatever, and it just was, like, the desert with a set of monkey bars.

01:12.59
gav
Yeah.

01:16.60
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that too.

01:18.47
gav
100%. You are speaking to a universe. Yeah, 100%.

01:20.15
Bevo
respect

01:20.70
gav
a hundred cent

01:21.22
Mad Dog
That's how I remember it as well. Yeah.

01:22.94
Chibbs
Yeah, not um like I don't know if it's something I've made up in my head, and it's like a...

01:26.05
gav
and No, no, no, no, That is 100% accurate.

01:27.19
Mad Dog
No. Yeah.

01:27.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:27.92
gav
that was That shit was running on newsreels for weeks.

01:28.66
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:30.97
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

01:31.58
gav
I wonder what that...

01:32.00
Chibbs
Okay.

01:32.19
gav
that what what what What is that specifically training? is like Is that trying to put your hands up as you're walking down the middle aisle of an airplane?

01:35.61
Chibbs
yeah i don

01:38.02
gav
Just like, sorry, excuse me, get trying to like get out of here, make yourself...

01:41.08
Bevo
arm strength

01:42.02
gav
Yeah.

01:42.31
Mad Dog
I'm going to try to find that exact video.

01:42.33
gav
I don't

01:44.76
Chibbs
that video it's a dead man switch training it's like grip wrist wrist and finger grip

01:46.17
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:47.83
gav
know. Risk grip, yeah.

01:51.64
Mad Dog
Actually, it's probably not a great time to be searching for that.

01:51.74
Bevo
it's just in case they have to go through um yes what was that show ah

01:54.50
Mad Dog
I'll be on a watch list.

01:55.77
Chibbs
yeah okay it's a written it's written by dominic harrison aka young blood

01:56.63
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:56.86
gav
Yeah.

01:58.01
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:59.96
Bevo
forget it go on carry it

02:06.64
gav
Dominic Harrison, there you go

02:07.37
Chibbs
uh dominic oh domi harrow domi domi harrow harry domi harry

02:12.20
Mad Dog
Domi Harry. Yeah.

02:14.94
gav
Domi, howdy.

02:16.21
Bevo
Didn't she sing for Blondie?

02:18.13
Chibbs
yeah um and also written by matt swartz who's his longtime producer apparently

02:18.76
Mad Dog
Domi.

02:24.63
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah.

02:24.66
Bevo
Schwarz.

02:27.54
Chibbs
ah

02:27.83
Bevo
May the Schwarz be with you.

02:30.17
Chibbs
Even though it it came out in 2025, apparently it is written in response to the treatment of frontline workers during COVID-19, particularly nurses and care staff.

02:39.86
gav
o

02:40.07
Bevo
Oh.

02:40.57
Mad Dog
That sucks.

02:43.31
Bevo
Zombies.

02:43.61
Mad Dog
That sucks.

02:44.83
Chibbs
They're like, you know who was pretty fucking good five years ago? all those nurses during COVID. going to write a song about them. so like, no one wants to be reminded of COVID.

02:52.63
Mad Dog
Tell you who was under the pump.

02:54.90
Chibbs
No one wants to be reminded of that shit.

02:55.00
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:57.41
gav
who

02:57.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:58.62
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

02:59.38
Mad Dog
That's so shit. Yeah. Okay.

03:01.80
Chibbs
It's in yeah apparently inspired by letters and messages sent directly to Jungblood from exhausted healthcare care workers.

03:12.71
Chibbs
how What a fucking bullshit record label spin.

03:13.06
Bevo
What?

03:14.24
Mad Dog
Jeez.

03:16.31
Bevo
Dear young blood.

03:16.84
Mad Dog
What?

03:17.56
Bevo
Dear young blood.

03:18.39
Chibbs
It's just like...

03:18.90
Mad Dog
That's ridiculous.

03:19.86
Chibbs
like Can you imagine a nurse that's just come off a 16-hour shift and it's just like...

03:25.16
Bevo
It's a quill and pen inkwell.

03:26.42
Chibbs
Yeah, just like, the only person that's going to understand my struggle over the last week is...

03:27.03
Mad Dog
ah

03:33.77
Bevo
Dearest Youngblood,

03:35.35
gav
young Young, youngest of blood, I hope this letter finds you well.

03:35.66
Mad Dog
Young blood.

03:38.94
Bevo
it has been full score and many a time since I have written you last.

03:42.00
gav
Hmm.

03:43.58
Mad Dog
yeah

03:43.61
gav
ah

03:44.06
Chibbs
who at this time Who at this time would have been like 22 years old and just a fucking nobody.

03:48.47
Mad Dog
yeah

03:50.56
Chibbs
It's like, I was just getting all so many letters and messages from exhausted healthcare workers.

03:56.02
Mad Dog
From nurses. Yeah.

03:57.21
Chibbs
What about like, they're like, I think you started this.

03:59.10
gav
ah

04:00.74
Chibbs
You filthy fuck.

04:00.82
gav
You started this.

04:01.21
Bevo
Dear young blood, I'm tired.

04:03.50
gav
I love the edit.

04:04.26
Chibbs
I've seen you.

04:07.66
Chibbs
You're always fucking munching on penguins or whatever.

04:07.72
gav
um've seen I've seen you around.

04:10.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:11.33
gav
You're always super spreading. Trying to cough COVID into people's faces.

04:14.65
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:15.09
Mad Dog
Super spreader.

04:16.21
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:16.27
gav
Cut it out, young blood.

04:18.78
Chibbs
Someone's eaten all the bats in England.

04:23.34
gav
like that.

04:23.80
Bevo
ah can I ask when...

04:23.84
gav
Eating every bat in England.

04:27.54
Bevo
When we chose this song to do, would we put up an Instagram poll saying which Youngblood song should we do.

04:28.02
Mad Dog
england

04:33.21
Bevo
Was this one of the choices or did you just pick a random?

04:35.96
Chibbs
Yeah, no, this was one of the choices. Yeah. choices

04:39.13
Bevo
Yeah. Cool.

04:39.83
Chibbs
yeah

04:39.89
Mad Dog
Was this a suggestion?

04:41.94
Bevo
Sort of.

04:41.98
Chibbs
Well, no, I said like we should do a young...

04:42.76
gav
No, this...

04:43.00
Bevo
It was a prompt.

04:45.03
Chibbs
I posted this in a group chat the other day.

04:45.08
Mad Dog
Oh.

04:46.26
gav
he just He just toured Australia. like He just toured and he's beat he's massive at the moment.

04:48.41
Chibbs
Yeah, he might still be but than I know.

04:50.83
gav
Yeah.

04:51.29
Mad Dog
Is he?

04:52.02
Chibbs
Yeah, he was Kudos Bank Arena.

04:52.27
gav
Oh, shit, yeah. He's playing arena shows, man. He's fucking huge. Yeah, this guy's not a shit-kicker mad dog.

04:58.00
Mad Dog
Is he?

04:58.01
Chibbs
And...

04:58.01
Bevo
He was Ozzy Osbourne's protege.

05:00.41
gav
he's He's a fucking massive artist right now.

05:03.19
Chibbs
Yeah, so that's what i was trying that's what I was trying to get from you guys on the chat because I'm like...

05:03.67
Bevo
Hmm.

05:03.81
gav
Yeah.

05:05.64
Mad Dog
Right.

05:08.18
Chibbs
What should I be? Should I? Is Youngblood something I should care about? Like, is this something should be into or whatever?

05:12.66
gav
Yeah.

05:13.05
Mad Dog
Yeah, I remember this on the chat. Yeah.

05:15.18
Chibbs
Because I'm confused by all of this.

05:17.88
gav
Yeah. um So you just mentioned Ozzy Osbourne.

05:19.48
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:21.44
gav
Obviously, yeah, like you say, protege of Ozzy. Did a... Oh, fuck. What did he do? Not a song with...

05:28.82
Bevo
did Changes, the Black Sabbath song.

05:28.97
gav
He...

05:30.14
Chibbs
changes. Yeah.

05:30.56
gav
Yeah, no, but he had Ozzy and Sharon in a in a video or something that he did, like, quite like like not long before Ozzy passed, like...

05:37.88
Bevo
He was on the he was in the concert, that Aussie's final concert, the Back to the Beginning.

05:42.30
Chibbs
Yeah, with Pantera and stuff.

05:42.62
Bevo
it Back to the Beginning?

05:42.50
gav
Yeah, yeah.

05:44.18
Bevo
Yeah.

05:45.33
gav
Yeah, but like he's...

05:45.82
Chibbs
What?

05:46.36
Mad Dog
Is he British?

05:46.50
gav
Yeah, yeah, he's British as all fuck.

05:47.67
Bevo
Yeah.

05:49.01
gav
Yeah.

05:49.45
Bevo
Yeah.

05:49.63
Mad Dog
Okay.

05:49.85
Bevo
He also did a split single with um Aerosmith or like a collaboration. Just put one out.

05:53.82
gav
Yeah.

05:54.94
Chibbs
So this is what I'm confused about. Who is Youngblood for? He's doing like collaborations with Ozzy Osbourne, who's dead. ah Aerosmith, who are basically dead.

06:02.14
Bevo
Yeah. Might as well be dead.

06:04.70
Mad Dog
Ed.

06:04.92
Chibbs
like like it's so it's like...

06:05.50
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:05.62
gav
And this song in particular, this song in particular, there's a version of it with the Smashing Pumpkins. He did a like a like he a remix of this song with Billy Corgan sings the second verse and they've got like Billy Corgan going nuts on the guitar all over the top of it.

06:16.44
Chibbs
Okay. So it's obviously like a full-on industry-created thing, right?

06:25.31
gav
Say plant.

06:26.43
Chibbs
But, yeah, play it but but, like, so you think they've just gone nostalgia's huge, like all the nostalgia tours, they're big, whatever.

06:26.33
gav
Say plant.

06:27.78
Mad Dog
A

06:34.45
gav
ah That's what...

06:37.08
Chibbs
We get you in with the nostalgia acts, now you're going to get them their audience.

06:37.40
Bevo
Yeah.

06:41.00
Chibbs
But we'll also, like, who who's Youngblood for?

06:45.30
Bevo
Maybe it's for like your dad wants to go and see Ozzy and you want to see young blood. So it's like a daddy, daddy daughter. I don't know.

06:54.48
Mad Dog
daddy-daughter outing.

06:54.70
gav
ah

06:56.34
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:56.44
Bevo
Yeah. I don't know. Maybe it's one of those kinds of things.

06:57.33
gav
I don't know, man.

06:58.69
Bevo
Yeah.

06:58.59
gav
don't know. I don't know.

07:00.45
Mad Dog
Because I'm not buying this whole dark prince kind of thing.

07:06.39
Chibbs
Well, it's not. this ah that I went through, so I'm like, ah I'm going to just chuck on the top 20 Youngblood to get an idea of who Youngblood is. and what And I'm like, this is it's like the Avril Lavigne of rock music.

07:19.76
gav
Yeah, it's the image the image doesn't suit the sound.

07:21.75
Mad Dog
Exactly.

07:22.56
Chibbs
He looks like he's a young Ozzy Osbourne, but it's just real, not it but not, I mean, sort of, but it's not, the music is like, um

07:22.52
gav
Yeah. Blood. but

07:26.23
Bevo
Yeah. There was shades of like my chemical romance in there. I heard his voice and

07:32.39
gav
Yeah.

07:36.66
Chibbs
like real yeah it is a generic generic not ah ah it's not even rocks it's not a rock it's not even rock it's like it's something else yeah yeah yeah um yeah it's closer to Coldplay than it is Black Sabbath but all of it is

07:38.23
Bevo
what sounds like Coldplay?

07:39.92
Mad Dog
Generic pop.

07:40.70
Bevo
This starts in like Coldplay.

07:42.20
gav
Yeah. Rock.

07:45.30
Bevo
ah an Anthem rock, like stadium,

07:45.44
gav
Like...

07:48.76
Bevo
Stadium lighter waiver kind of. Yeah.

08:00.15
Bevo
Yeah. Mystery. Hey.

08:01.08
Chibbs
So everything you put on them, I'm like, wait, who what what is this? It's not rock music. It's not punk. It's not... It's it's slop.

08:07.77
Bevo
Yeah, it reminds me of that Machine Gun Kelly.

08:08.18
Mad Dog
Yay.

08:10.43
Chibbs
It's AI slop.

08:11.86
Bevo
yeah When Machine Gun Kelly was, everyone was talking about Machine Gun Kelly. It's like, who is actually listening for this?

08:16.66
gav
Yeah, i I feel like these those two are those two are associated, I think, or or unless maybe they're just tangled up in my mind, but I feel like there's some sort of link there.

08:17.63
Bevo
Because I don't think any anyone I know has ever mentioned it.

08:18.91
Mad Dog
That's right.

08:24.94
gav
Like, I think...

08:25.66
Bevo
<unk> that It's that whole like fake it till you make a thing where they...

08:27.29
Chibbs
It's a Kinski.

08:28.56
Bevo
they

08:28.58
Chibbs
It's a Kinski.

08:29.69
gav
They're both on the same rung of the Kinsey scale.

08:31.13
Chibbs
so

08:33.41
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

08:33.59
Bevo
They run in similar Kinsey circles. Yeah.

08:35.73
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

08:38.26
Bevo
yeah It's one of those things where it's like, I reckon if you said long enough that Machine Gun Kelly was famous, eventually people would be like, oh, I guess he is.

08:44.47
Mad Dog
Yes.

08:46.52
Bevo
And start to listen to her.

08:47.06
gav
Yeah.

08:47.25
Chibbs
Right.

08:47.29
Mad Dog
I agree.

08:47.90
Bevo
It's like that fake it till you make it thing.

08:48.22
Mad Dog
i agree.

08:49.19
Bevo
And I think that's what's happening with Youngblood too.

08:49.62
gav
Didn't...

08:51.13
Chibbs
How do you fake it to sell out Kudos Bank Arena?

08:51.33
gav
Yeah.

08:54.65
gav
Yeah.

08:54.87
Bevo
Yeah.

08:54.94
Mad Dog
People are very fucking gullible, man.

08:55.07
Bevo
This, I don't know.

08:57.38
Mad Dog
People just...

08:58.33
Bevo
Yeah.

08:58.39
Chibbs
Does he get played on the radio or something?

08:58.49
Bevo
But no one's,

08:59.87
Chibbs
And if so, do people listen to the radio?

09:00.18
gav
Yeah, I think he's getting he's getting radio play.

09:02.35
Chibbs
Do people listen to the radio?

09:02.50
gav
He's getting radio play.

09:03.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:04.25
gav
Yeah, I think...

09:04.63
Bevo
Write Youngblood fans. Let us know.

09:06.43
Chibbs
Yeah, just just i je genuinely confused by it.

09:07.83
Bevo
How did you discover Youngblood?

09:08.57
Mad Dog
Yeah, who who are you?

09:09.22
Bevo
And

09:10.52
Chibbs
yeah

09:10.97
Mad Dog
What's your profile?

09:11.72
gav
Who are you?

09:12.47
Mad Dog
What's the demographic?

09:12.58
Bevo
if no one writes in, we'll know for sure that it was a it's all a hoax.

09:16.70
Chibbs
Yeah, well, I like that this this this story, to show how rebellious he is, that he was suspended from his school for mooning his maths teacher.

09:17.63
Mad Dog
Yeah, that'll prove it.

09:17.72
gav
yeah

09:28.71
Chibbs
It's like, oh.

09:29.46
Mad Dog
Oh, boy.

09:29.69
Bevo
That old chestnut.

09:30.97
gav
Uh...

09:32.63
Chibbs
That didn't happen. um

09:35.36
Mad Dog
That didn't happen.

09:35.96
Chibbs
he this is how you like This is how you know you're just trying to tick as many boxes as you possibly can to get as big an audience you want.

09:43.25
Mad Dog
I'm getting enraged about this. I hope you fuck this guy up, Gav.

09:45.70
gav
ah

09:48.02
Chibbs
Oh, actually, this is Kinsey-esque here.

09:48.66
Mad Dog
Seriously.

09:48.62
gav
ah

09:51.38
Mad Dog
Okay.

09:51.40
Chibbs
Okay. Hope you got the scales up still. he He described himself as sexually fluid in an interview with Attitude magazine. In another interview with the magazine, he described himself as pansexual or polyamorous.

10:00.67
gav
mean, yep

10:08.50
Chibbs
Yet, he has only ever dated women, so he is 100% straight. so

10:13.88
gav
ah

10:15.41
Chibbs
Like, you can say I'm sexually fluid.

10:15.58
gav
um

10:16.04
Mad Dog
Right.

10:17.25
Bevo
That's it like a two, wasn't it?

10:17.49
Chibbs
Oh, okay, so um you so you go out with guys and and girls and stuff?

10:19.25
gav
i mean it sounds

10:22.46
Chibbs
No, women. i I only fuck women.

10:23.80
Mad Dog
No. Yeah. yeah No. Yeah, that's right.

10:27.71
gav
Well, um it it is based on sexual experiences with the opposite sex, not um not your feelings and preferences. It's like physical experiences.

10:37.43
Mad Dog
Yeah, going through with the act.

10:37.53
gav
So I think...

10:37.91
Chibbs
like Okay, so his only experiences are with women. Like, it went I went through his dating history.

10:40.83
gav
Do we know that, though? Just because he didn't date them.

10:42.76
Chibbs
Well, don't

10:44.34
gav
Just because he didn't... Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying he might have fucked people he didn't date.

10:49.19
Chibbs
That's true, but anyone he's been in a relationship with has been female. So can you then just go in and say I'm sexually fluid?

10:57.13
gav
um

10:57.34
Mad Dog
Well, I can.

10:58.71
gav
sexually fluid just makes me think of semen yeah maybe that's just what he thought they meant yes yes I have sexual fluid sorry carry on I don't know what it is maybe

10:58.98
Bevo
It's one of the three, yeah I just think of the three states of being with the solid liquid and gas.

11:01.53
Chibbs
ah Maybe he's just talking about sex fluid. don't know.

11:05.70
Mad Dog
Yeah, I just.

11:06.39
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true. All right, you ready for this? Are you ready for this?

11:19.71
gav
nice ah conspiracy corner what have we got

11:19.93
Chibbs
Okay.

11:20.53
Mad Dog
What?

11:22.39
Bevo
Conspiracy Corner, Beach Boys.

11:22.55
Chibbs
Huh?

11:25.08
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Oh, here, I can give you...

11:25.66
Bevo
um reckon I could do a better one.

11:26.13
Mad Dog
Oh, conspiracy corner. Okay.

11:28.15
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

11:28.09
gav
Yeah. Conspiracy corner.

11:28.91
Chibbs
um um i did do I did do this one just for the one the one time, which, you know, it's not that long, but it's just a little bit longer to give you a bit more context.

11:37.43
Bevo
Oh, the long one? Yeah.

11:44.31
gav
Nice.

11:46.85
gav
Boom, boom, boom.

12:18.04
gav
boom

12:27.93
Chibbs
Yeah, okay, so yeah, yeah.

12:27.83
gav
That's so long.

12:28.14
Bevo
Do your I need you to edit in the conspiracy corner with do your own research at the end.

12:28.79
gav
that's so That's fucking huge. What are you talking about? It's just a little bit longer for context.

12:31.33
Mad Dog
That's fucking great.

12:33.33
Chibbs
Well, no, you know, it's...

12:37.34
gav
ah

12:38.51
Bevo
Do your own research.

12:40.34
gav
Like, and authorised by the Australian government, Canberra, do your own research on conspiracy theories.

12:40.50
Chibbs
Okay, so...

12:41.41
Mad Dog
That's great.

12:44.13
Mad Dog
Dude.

12:44.31
Chibbs
um I found one conspiracy that here for for this song and Youngblood, and it says that... um Some say that Zombie was pushed heavily by labels and media to reframe COVID-era burnout as an emotional emotional issue rather than a policy failure, effectively redirecting anger away from governments and towards vague systemic exhaustion.

13:04.66
gav
o

13:05.82
Mad Dog
ya

13:12.25
Mad Dog
o

13:13.31
gav
Oh, I'd buy that.

13:13.98
Chibbs
Conspiracy.

13:14.95
gav
I'd buy that.

13:16.60
Mad Dog
I'm all on board.

13:18.65
gav
But why' is the why is the why is the neighbor never home, though?

13:19.93
Mad Dog
yeah

13:21.73
gav
still I need answers.

13:22.04
Bevo
Yeah. Who cut the phone?

13:23.33
gav
I need answers.

13:24.78
Mad Dog
It's a conspiracy.

13:24.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:26.30
gav
Conspira.

13:26.62
Mad Dog
um

13:26.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:27.54
Mad Dog
Yeah, absolutely.

13:27.72
gav
Yeah.

13:29.42
Mad Dog
I'm on board with that.

13:31.00
gav
Yeah.

13:32.17
Mad Dog
Yep.

13:33.18
gav
The problem of that segment is that we're going to just end up believing every single fucking conspiracy you read.

13:37.94
Mad Dog
Well, ah i'm I'm a sucker for that.

13:38.16
Chibbs
I think Bevo's pretty level-headed here, and I think Mad Dog's keen for any any conspiracy.

13:42.09
gav
He's a healthy skeptic.

13:42.68
Bevo
ah oh Thank you.

13:43.09
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah.

13:44.57
gav
Ha ha ha.

13:45.72
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:45.74
Bevo
I've just been thinking about Youngblood's going to be old one day and he's still going to be called Youngblood. And on that same note, there was a band called Jerry and the Pacemakers who sounded 100 when they were in their twenty

13:57.93
gav
Ha ha ha.

13:59.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:59.88
gav
didn't um didn't Didn't little Bow Wow just start going by Bow Wow at some point?

14:00.22
Chibbs
Yeah,

14:04.15
Mad Dog
Yes.

14:04.21
Bevo
20s.

14:04.58
Chibbs
he did.

14:04.80
gav
Because he was just like, yeah, just just me medium Bow Wow.

14:05.88
Bevo
Regular-sized Bow Wow.

14:06.10
Mad Dog
He dropped a little...

14:09.29
Bevo
Yeah.

14:09.41
gav
There is.

14:09.82
Chibbs
he really did.

14:10.08
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:09.99
gav
That's me.

14:10.26
Mad Dog
then

14:10.81
Chibbs
Yeah, that's a true story. Is there video gap?

14:14.08
gav
there is

14:15.81
Chibbs
Oh.

14:26.90
gav
that's me

14:29.49
Bevo
Oh, early.

14:29.75
gav
it Yeah, on time. um Yeah, so this...

14:33.23
Bevo
You ever wrote Gandalf?

14:34.62
gav
this ah ah um I didn't have like... This is like a film set production level.

14:43.13
Chibbs
It was the most depressing shit I've ever seen, and I stopped watching it about halfway through.

14:46.02
gav
It's a... So basically, Florence Pugh plays an NHS like a nurse and she just helps lots of sick people and then she's really depressed about it.

14:52.37
Bevo
Oh, I Florence Pugh.

14:57.34
Bevo
ye

15:00.12
gav
And then at the end, they give her angel wings, which might imply she's dead.

15:05.00
Chibbs
She's dead.

15:05.69
Bevo
He died too.

15:06.24
Chibbs
She's dead.

15:06.49
gav
Yeah.

15:07.30
Chibbs
She's dead. Yeah.

15:08.08
gav
I'm not sure. I think it was meant to be like, yeah, they're they're really angels. Then i was just like, oh, usually when you put wings on someone, that means they're dead.

15:15.79
Mad Dog
Yeah,

15:15.96
gav
So...

15:16.67
Chibbs
I saw City of Angels starring Nicolas Cage and Meg Ryan and I know what fucking wings mean.

15:20.06
gav
ah I've been bumping some Nicolas Cage films lately, man.

15:22.51
Mad Dog
true.

15:23.71
gav
His fucking shit is so good. Shit is so good.

15:27.06
Mad Dog
Love a bit of Cage.

15:28.34
Chibbs
um want to see The Surfer. Oh, that's good.

15:30.36
Mad Dog
that is That is great. I love that.

15:32.34
Bevo
it it It looks so bad.

15:32.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:32.80
gav
Oh, the trailer for that looked sick.

15:34.64
Mad Dog
No, it's good, man.

15:35.02
gav
I think at the time Bevo was saying it looked shit and i was like, that looks sick.

15:38.34
Mad Dog
it's it's so It's kind of good shit, if yeah if that makes sense.

15:38.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:39.47
Bevo
All of them. Yeah, what?

15:42.84
gav
Yeah, yeah.

15:43.87
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:43.96
gav
Yeah, yeah. i think that's basically most Nicolas Cage films. I watched, um, oh, what's the one where he's a fucking psycho, um, satanic fucking serial killer?

15:47.29
Mad Dog
yeah

15:52.09
Bevo
all of them

15:53.53
Chibbs
Long legs.

15:53.94
Mad Dog
All of them.

15:53.95
gav
It's Long Legs. I watched Long Legs the other, oh, we talked about this. It's good.

15:57.10
Chibbs
It's unreal.

15:56.97
gav
It's good movie.

15:57.62
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:58.33
gav
Um,

15:58.49
Chibbs
um Yeah.

15:58.71
Mad Dog
Anyway.

15:59.01
Chibbs
the The most depressing fucking video. I can't believe this is what they went with. And they're like, cool, just play this over and over again on fucking TV and shit.

16:04.38
Bevo
yeah look

16:08.81
Bevo
lot of nurses in the comments section here.

16:09.78
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah, this is really fucking a piece start to piss me off.

16:12.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:12.60
gav
Yeah, I mean, that was...

16:12.95
Bevo
I don't want to read any of these.

16:17.41
gav
I don't

16:17.88
Mad Dog
So

16:20.15
Bevo
yes

16:23.22
Chibbs
okay ah

16:24.62
gav
yeah i don't know. I don't know. It's a hard one to take a shot at, I will say that.

16:28.49
Chibbs
I don't give a fuck. My shot is I couldn't give a flying fuck about the video. There you

16:34.06
Mad Dog
I'll tell you, I'll tell you what it is. He's, he's trying to guilt people in with the video. He's like, Because I ah think he's a trying to frame this around cancer.

16:49.88
Mad Dog
So he's like he's like, if you don't like my music, you support cancer.

16:55.70
Chibbs
Oh, that's true.

16:55.66
gav
Ha ha ha ha ha.

16:56.38
Chibbs
Yeah, that's, yeah, 100%. That could definitely be a thing.

16:58.71
Mad Dog
So that's kind of the trap he's he's playing here.

17:02.18
Bevo
I'm struggling for comments here, but this one made me laugh here.

17:02.39
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:05.35
Bevo
This was one day ago.

17:05.85
Chibbs
that Mad Dog, that falls more into...

17:09.31
gav
Ha ha ha ha ha.

17:12.50
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:13.40
Bevo
ah

17:13.46
Mad Dog
Yeah, i love it.

17:15.51
Bevo
Rupan Rive-V8M one day ago. This part, 242, black heart emoji, gave me gals booms

17:24.90
gav
Oh

17:27.06
Bevo
and felt like my soul had left my body.

17:30.20
Mad Dog
Gals, boobs.

17:31.09
Bevo
The old gals booms.

17:31.99
gav
my God.

17:33.81
Chibbs
That's a good saying. Do you have a Jungblood setlist, Bebo?

17:40.79
Bevo
Yes, I do. And it was...

17:48.98
Bevo
Yeah. Recent. um

17:50.71
Chibbs
Okay.

17:51.67
gav
Is it Australian?

17:53.00
Bevo
Yeah. January 20th, 2026.

17:53.33
gav
Nice.

17:54.30
Mad Dog
Oh,

17:56.21
Chibbs
That's two days ago.

17:56.07
gav
Oh, depends when you're listening.

17:57.33
Bevo
Yeah. On the, well, it depends when you're listening to this.

17:57.76
Mad Dog
two days again.

18:01.56
Bevo
The idols world tour at the ice cream factory in Northbridge, Australia. like to imagine that.

18:08.50
Chibbs
What?

18:08.57
Mad Dog
Okay.

18:09.50
gav
um so Am I meant to know where that is? What is that?

18:11.16
Bevo
No, but it's just, I'd like to imagine he's playing in an ice cream factory. It was going past on conveyor Yeah.

18:14.65
Mad Dog
The great Australian ice creamery, Kiama.

18:15.64
Chibbs
but

18:17.30
Bevo
yeah

18:17.58
gav
The ice creamery, Kaya Mora.

18:18.14
Mad Dog
Yeah. Um,

18:20.57
Bevo
yeah ah It's a 14 song set list with a two song encore. ah Yeah. Where would you play zombie?

18:31.30
gav
I'm going, I reckon, 12th. reckon last song in the tracks, the last two are on call.

18:36.12
Mad Dog
Dead set. Second last 11th.

18:37.43
Chibbs
How long is it set?

18:42.02
Bevo
That's right. Yeah.

18:42.43
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, ten.

18:43.06
Mad Dog
I think 11th. yeah

18:45.43
Bevo
So 10th, 11th, 12th.

18:45.56
Chibbs
Ten.

18:45.76
gav
10, 11, 12. Yep.

18:47.18
Bevo
Nah, it was the very last song, fourteenth

18:48.93
gav
Ah, fuck.

18:50.07
Chibbs
Oh, imagine you ending with this boring bullshit.

18:52.73
Mad Dog
What a fucking dickhead.

18:52.78
gav
Ha ha ha ha.

18:53.18
Chibbs
Um, ah yeah be are you close to Currumbin Bird Sanctuary?

18:58.17
Bevo
Absolutely. I'm close to Corrumbin birds.

19:00.06
Mad Dog
Are you?

19:00.82
Bevo
Yeah.

19:00.88
gav
Shout out, Corumban Bird Sanctuary.

19:01.22
Bevo
It's like so much so that the birds land near my house sometimes in the afternoon.

19:06.57
Chibbs
Shouldn't they be in the sanctuary?

19:06.83
gav
And he's out...

19:07.77
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:08.00
Mad Dog
Shouldn't they be in?

19:09.14
Bevo
They, um, they turn up at the sanctuary.

19:09.99
gav
Bevo's out there with a slingshot.

19:11.19
Bevo
Chibs.

19:11.51
gav
Bevo's out there with a slingshot making sure that they need a sanctuary for... the ah

19:15.32
Bevo
I'm glad you asked. Um, they feed the birds twice a day at, uh, like four o'clock and yeah, tuppets are back.

19:21.95
Chibbs
Tuppence a bag. Fucking sick!

19:23.73
Bevo
That's what I wanted to say.

19:25.10
gav
Toppins.

19:25.98
Chibbs
ah

19:26.28
gav
Toppins.

19:27.21
Bevo
That'll be my live song next week.

19:28.10
gav
Toppins are back.

19:28.61
Bevo
um

19:28.82
Chibbs
yeah

19:30.14
Bevo
Yeah, you can go for free and they feed the birds there and um it's fucking sick.

19:33.40
Chibbs
fucking sick

19:33.90
Bevo
And one of them bit me. lost to one

19:36.02
gav
what

19:38.94
Mad Dog
What yeah

19:40.73
gav
yeah

19:40.90
Bevo
Yeah.

19:41.66
gav
So, bitten by a bird in a bird sanctuary.

19:41.91
Chibbs
um so ah

19:43.98
gav
Did you beat it to death with your hands? Or... They frown on that.

19:47.25
Bevo
No, they don't.

19:47.42
Mad Dog
but but

19:47.74
Bevo
They frown on that. Yeah, yeah.

19:49.43
gav
ah Well, I frown on getting bitten by birds.

19:50.04
Chibbs
So while I was going through my young blood rabbit hole trying to figure out who the fuck he is and why I should care about him, I found an interview where he spoke about the lot, like apparently toured Australia eight years ago or something and played some small place in Sydney and had a fight with...

19:57.40
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

20:11.48
Chibbs
the guitarist or something in the band. So he just was like, fuck you, I'm leaving. And he left and he went to them got the their merch desk and asked the hit the person up to give him all the cash from the merch desk.

20:24.89
gav
Oh,

20:25.59
Mad Dog
What a fuckwit.

20:26.09
Chibbs
He's like, just give me all the cash, i'm fuck I'm leaving.

20:26.42
Bevo
and

20:28.72
Chibbs
And they're like, oh, no. And he's like, just give it to me. He's like, okay, here you go.

20:31.74
Mad Dog
Give me the cash.

20:32.64
Chibbs
nice And then apparently he um he got hit, eat I don't know, hit hit the apps or something, and some chick was like, meet me at Corumban Bird Sanctuary.

20:46.01
Bevo
Well, from Sydney, 12 hour a drive.

20:46.42
gav
oh

20:49.02
Chibbs
Yeah. and No, he flew.

20:50.90
Bevo
ah Okay. Right. Okay.

20:51.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:52.14
Bevo
Yeah.

20:52.77
Chibbs
He flew.

20:52.66
gav
How wide was his, what range did he set on his abs?

20:53.27
Mad Dog
He couldn't find someone more local.

20:54.58
Chibbs
Yeah. in indeed

20:55.58
Mad Dog
and me to Get me to the bird sanctuary stat.

20:56.18
Chibbs
He went to the, I don't know, he went to the airport and was like,

21:01.92
Bevo
Cooling gator airport.

21:02.65
Chibbs
get me, get me to Corumban bird sanctuary. And they're like, all right.

21:06.17
Bevo
Not far from it's really, it's, it's like a, you could walk there from the airport.

21:07.61
Chibbs
And that's right. And then that's where he met his chick and smashed her at the bird sanctuary.

21:11.01
gav
Wow.

21:11.30
Mad Dog
Yeah, right.

21:15.32
Mad Dog
Oh, at the sanctuary?

21:17.49
Chibbs
I mean, I assume so. Yeah, I don't know.

21:19.00
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:19.03
gav
Yeah.

21:20.12
Mad Dog
Plenty of seed bells there.

21:20.92
gav
yeah He's like, i like i like the i I like the idea that he's sitting there.

21:22.61
Bevo
What he calls the app the bird sanctuary.

21:25.52
gav
He's just like, oh I'm texting this hot bird. He gets the bird sanctuary. It's an actual bird he's been texting.

21:29.62
Bevo
ah

21:31.56
gav
She's just like, yeah, why did you I can't leave the sanctuary.

21:34.07
Mad Dog
but

21:34.60
gav
I live in the fucking i live in the bird sanctuary, young bloke. Wood. Wood.

21:39.19
Chibbs
ah

21:39.37
Bevo
like that.

21:41.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:42.25
Bevo
Some kind cassowary.

21:45.11
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:45.46
gav
ah would

21:46.40
Chibbs
There you go. Just in Bevo's bevo's backyard.

21:47.32
gav
wood

21:48.95
Bevo
Yeah.

21:49.80
Chibbs
There you go.

21:49.93
Bevo
Well, come on back, young blood. I'll meet you there. Not for that.

21:55.51
gav
Try and bump your Kinsey scale up, eh, Bevo?

21:57.73
Chibbs
All right.

22:00.81
Chibbs
Bump it up.

22:01.98
Bevo
Okay.

22:04.47
Chibbs
This went to number 71 on the UK singles chart.

22:05.47
Bevo
Oh,

22:09.37
Chibbs
It was number five in the Czech Republic.

22:13.88
gav
ah Shout out to our check listeners.

22:15.13
Chibbs
It was number 25 on the Hot Rock US Billboard charts.

22:16.28
gav
There's a couple.

22:21.00
Bevo
have the old made up ones to make your numbers look better.

22:22.71
Chibbs
Yeah. ah Hit number 68 in Estonia.

22:28.15
Mad Dog
Nice.

22:28.22
Chibbs
And...

22:28.73
gav
do we have Do we have Estonian listeners?

22:31.49
Chibbs
I'd imagine so.

22:31.88
Mad Dog
I'm sure we do, yeah.

22:32.19
Chibbs
And number one...

22:32.72
Mad Dog
Bigger to stay in here.

22:34.87
Chibbs
in the German alternative singles chart.

22:38.04
gav
Okay.

22:38.68
Mad Dog
Those freaky fuckers.

22:40.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:42.08
gav
I'd love to see the parameters that get you into the German alternative.

22:42.39
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:42.39
Chibbs
There you That's not really a hit, is it?

22:45.12
gav
Yeah, no, it's not. It's not a hit.

22:47.54
Chibbs
Like, that's his closing song for a stadium act.

22:52.41
Bevo
Yeah. Interesting.

22:53.24
gav
Yeah.

22:53.88
Bevo
Splashy.

22:54.33
Mad Dog
It's...

22:54.91
Chibbs
That's what I mean.

22:54.99
Mad Dog
It's...

22:55.00
gav
I actually i actually thought it was i thought it was bigger than that.

22:55.42
Chibbs
Where are his hits? I don't know. Where the fuck are his hits?

22:57.56
gav
i thought it was I thought it was getting proper radio play here.

22:58.42
Bevo
Splashy the pan.

22:59.92
gav
I thought it was i thought it was actually big. i could be Yeah.

23:02.14
Mad Dog
This is a gaslight operation the likes of which the world has never seen.

23:05.90
Bevo
It's never been seen.

23:06.01
gav
ah the For the ninth time today. call

23:09.85
Chibbs
All right, Gavin, it is time. Could you beat Jungblood

23:13.88
Mad Dog
um'm i'm starting to I'm starting to learn that everything I say on this podcast is conspiracy related.

23:15.86
gav
yeah

23:17.47
Chibbs
in a fight?

23:20.50
gav
yeah

23:21.85
Chibbs
right gavin it is time

23:22.14
gav
if

23:29.62
gav
Look, I've seen nothing.

23:30.10
Chibbs
could you beat jung blood in a fight

23:32.74
gav
I've seen nothing that makes me doubt my initial instinct that i reckon i reckon I could absolutely throw down. i mean, I'm not saying he wouldn't get a few good licks in for sure, but like, and maybe we'd fuck afterwards.

23:42.35
Mad Dog
100 he's not touching you he is not touching you

23:46.21
gav
Maybe we'd may maybe maybe maybe um I'll text him and say, meet me in the fucking Corumban Bird Sanctuary. Yeah. This is going down this is gone down one of two ways and I don't care which.

23:55.43
Chibbs
Alright.

23:59.10
Chibbs
Here we go.

23:59.26
gav
um

24:00.44
Mad Dog
the bird sanctuary

24:02.07
Chibbs
Could Gavin beat Youngblood?

24:02.33
Bevo
just for Just for the record, for the record, it's a what it's now a zoo.

24:03.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:06.25
Bevo
There's there's more than birds at the wildlife sanctuary.

24:08.23
Chibbs
Oh, fuck. Who gives a shit?

24:09.08
gav
That sucks. That's so shit. Get these.

24:12.45
Bevo
Misinformation out there about the Corumban Wildlife Sanctuary.

24:13.90
gav
I'd love to pick it. I'd love to go down there and I want to go down there and pick it be like, get these fucking gorillas out of my bird sanctuary.

24:15.30
Chibbs
The misinformation!

24:22.76
Bevo
There's no gorillas. No, not that high end.

24:23.83
gav
ah

24:24.56
Chibbs
Come on, feel it.

24:26.17
gav
this is a there's a bunch of birds and like an axolotl.

24:26.42
Chibbs
It's a dog.

24:26.54
Mad Dog
Bebo, all serious. There's no gorillas. Come on, now.

24:31.00
gav
Bevo's like, it's actually a zoo now.

24:32.63
Bevo
Actually, one of the first things, when you walk in, the first thing is like a ah toy duck in a cage and you're like oh, I'm wasting my fucking and money.

24:32.92
Mad Dog
it

24:38.11
Mad Dog
It's still a bird.

24:38.69
Chibbs
That's a bird.

24:39.14
gav
Oh, so weird.

24:39.34
Chibbs
That is a bird.

24:40.58
gav
That's so weird.

24:41.91
Chibbs
Duck is still a bird.

24:42.01
Bevo
Crocodiles.

24:43.21
gav
All right, hit me with the fight breakdown. Yes. Yes.

24:45.56
Chibbs
Okay. According to ChatGVT, short answer, Yes. yes

24:50.94
gav
yes

24:52.06
Bevo
Yeah, it hasn't said no yet.

24:52.10
Mad Dog
Nice.

24:54.33
gav
ah It's because it keeps being me fighting usually women.

24:54.82
Bevo
it's good

24:55.00
Chibbs
Oh, no. To be fair, we haven't had one.

24:59.32
Mad Dog
we We need to put our physical stats in.

24:59.44
gav
Fucking...

25:00.82
Chibbs
yeah. Yeah, you've got to give me all the stats. But it says the longer, more honest answer. are Gavin versus Youngblood. Youngblood, high energy, lots of bouncing. Gavin, growing man, calm under pressure.

25:13.27
Mad Dog
A grown man.

25:13.46
gav
ah

25:15.64
Mad Dog
it

25:15.71
gav
fucking

25:16.71
Chibbs
Knows how to conserve energy and wait for mistakes.

25:18.68
gav
but

25:22.52
gav
none of that is None of that is accurate. I will go 100% for the first 19 seconds of the fight and be gassed.

25:30.01
Bevo
No mistakes here.

25:32.31
Mad Dog
Wait for mistakes.

25:35.38
gav
He better make a mistake in the first 19 seconds of the fight or it is lights for me.

25:35.93
Chibbs
It says...

25:40.95
Chibbs
The mistake is the location.

25:43.33
Bevo
Youngblood's but young blood's like

25:47.83
Bevo
Youngblood's like, you're going down, Gavi. I got him.

25:51.42
gav
yeah

25:51.58
Bevo
with

25:51.90
Mad Dog
ah gaffy

25:53.91
gav
ah

25:55.06
Chibbs
It goes, Youngblood comes out hot, burns all his fuel in 30 to 45 seconds, throws a lot of noise-based offense. Gavin absorbs it, clinches, leans, waits.

26:08.82
Chibbs
Once the adrenaline dump hits, it's over. Verdict, Gavin wins.

26:11.83
gav
Nice.

26:13.46
Chibbs
Not spectacularly, not heroically, just inevitably.

26:15.93
gav
There we go.

26:17.48
Chibbs
Okay.

26:17.56
gav
See, I feel like that's fair.

26:18.23
Bevo
drops in like a sack of shit

26:19.40
gav
I'm like, this isn't going to highlight reel knockout, but I reckon I fucking got him.

26:20.66
Mad Dog
I think that's a pretty close. Yeah.

26:24.82
Chibbs
Yeah, why?

26:24.76
gav
I reckon I got him.

26:25.18
Mad Dog
No, that's a close description, I reckon.

26:25.43
Chibbs
Yep.

26:27.35
gav
Yeah, that's good.

26:27.54
Mad Dog
That's not bad.

26:27.64
Chibbs
ye

26:28.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.

26:29.39
gav
That's good. I also liked that the video i like the video cuts off here.

26:30.37
Chibbs
There you

26:30.39
Mad Dog
But you would fuck him up.

26:33.40
gav
No one can see if I'm shredded or not.

26:35.93
Bevo
ah

26:38.20
Mad Dog
Shredded.

26:42.42
gav
Yeah, i could have a I could have a fucking absolutely Adonis body under all of this fucking beard.

26:48.08
Bevo
It could.

26:48.27
gav
who No one would know. I don't, for the record, but GPT doesn't know that.

26:53.50
Chibbs
But you've got to send me, everyone everyone's got to give me their stats.

26:55.61
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll do that.

26:55.80
Mad Dog
Let's do the stats.

26:56.73
gav
That's that's that's the homework.

26:57.10
Chibbs
Let's let's make this thing, let's make this thing.

26:58.04
Bevo
It's a template.

26:57.89
gav
That's podcast podcast homework.

27:00.25
Chibbs
yeah ah Net worth, what do you think Youngblood's worth in 2026, Gav?

27:03.46
gav
Ugh.

27:07.36
gav
I mean, he's doing proper stadium shows, man. and He's got to be worth a bit. Like it's got to be. And you said he was here eight years ago. So he's been at the craft for a while. I'm talking 15. fifteen I think I'm going to 15.

27:20.43
gav
That's just a stab in the dark. though I could be a mile off this one. I'm um um'm a bit lost.

27:24.94
Chibbs
right, Beve?

27:26.84
Bevo
How much do you make in merch per night?

27:30.10
Mad Dog
How much million of his majesty's British pounds.

27:30.46
gav
from From the passion.

27:31.42
Bevo
mode

27:32.30
Chibbs
What's the entry to Corumban Bird Sanctuary?

27:32.54
Bevo
most

27:34.17
gav
ah

27:34.50
Chibbs
55! Doggy?

27:36.34
Bevo
Minus one flight Gold Coast. ah thf see No, five mil. I was going to say 50,000, but it was undershooting.

27:47.13
Chibbs
fun

27:47.32
gav
Just off by an order of magnitude.

27:48.70
Chibbs
ah

27:49.64
gav
50,000. Jesus.

27:50.96
Chibbs
douggie

27:57.94
gav
ah

27:58.52
Chibbs
yeah

27:58.85
Bevo
Sterling.

27:59.32
gav
ah

28:00.54
Chibbs
he's worth 8 million US.

28:03.51
gav
oh shit mad dog that's close enough that's close enough we were tight like no one had a ridiculous yeah no one had a ridiculous swing at that one even 15 is the furthest away wasn't too bad what did you say barefoot five fuck we were all pretty close yeah

28:04.36
Bevo
Okay.

28:04.59
Mad Dog
That's not a bad guess.

28:08.75
Chibbs
I think everyone was pretty, you know, it wasn't far off.

28:11.00
Bevo
In the ballpark.

28:17.87
Chibbs
No, not at all.

28:19.86
Bevo
Five. Yeah, yeah.

28:20.95
Chibbs
Yeah, it was pretty good. pretty good all Alright, let's write this shit.

28:36.38
Chibbs
What are we going roll it out of?

28:39.54
gav
How many milligrams of fentanyl you've injected?

28:43.03
Chibbs
is 10 going to kill you?

28:43.22
Bevo
What kind of bird you hooking up with at the sanctuary?

28:44.27
Chibbs
I don't know how that works.

28:44.47
gav
oh. Wing, scale. Fuck. Oh my God. Yeah. Take your pick.

28:47.67
Chibbs
What dangerous bird!

28:48.92
Mad Dog
um but How many birds are biting your balls while you're...

28:50.94
gav
yeah ah

28:52.02
Bevo
with it What bird on the birdie scale are you looking?

28:57.78
Mad Dog
On the Kinsey scale? Ten? Ten?

29:00.02
Bevo
On the wingsy scale.

29:01.34
gav
a wing

29:01.90
Chibbs
10 is and yeah Freddie Mercury.

29:04.66
gav
but

29:05.39
Chibbs
10,

29:06.42
gav
oh my god um yeah take you big

29:09.67
Chibbs
you would rather die than ever hear this song ever again. 1, it is on your Spotify rap. What do you give this doggy?

29:18.33
Mad Dog
um I hate everything about this person, what he stands for, the image, the plant.

29:26.78
Bevo
What do you think?

29:31.42
Mad Dog
This is burning the fuck out of my piss.

29:37.53
Mad Dog
It bubbling away on the stove.

29:40.06
gav
ah you've boiled your piss

29:43.96
Mad Dog
Give me a fucking 10.

29:47.29
gav
boom boom bow

29:50.78
Mad Dog
Nothing, oh, and traditionally my most hated thing, nothing fucking happens in this song.

29:58.83
Chibbs
No, nothing happens. Yeah, nothing happens.

30:00.76
Mad Dog
So i heard it once, I've already forgotten it. All I've taken away from it is that I now hate Youngblood. Thank you.

30:09.14
gav
but

30:09.67
Mad Dog
Hmm.

30:10.67
Chibbs
it's good to get something out of it. Bevo?

30:13.73
Bevo
Um, here, his voice is nice. It's pleasant.

30:17.43
Chibbs
The auto-tuned parts, or...?

30:18.90
Bevo
I guess. Yeah. Uh, the music was pretty milk toast, mediocre.

30:26.08
Mad Dog
Mediocre.

30:27.88
Bevo
I just, nothing grabbed me there. i didn't listen to it enough times to really get a grasp on whether I liked it or not, but I think I,

30:36.63
Chibbs
Oh,

30:36.66
Bevo
i was i was I was thinking five, but like 4.9.

30:40.25
Chibbs
oh he fucking loves it.

30:40.42
gav
Ha ha ha ha.

30:40.94
Mad Dog
Okay.

30:40.97
Bevo
just a hair over neutral.

30:42.94
Mad Dog
Just a hair. Yeah. Okay.

30:44.52
Chibbs
Likes it. Big fat big young bud fan in the house. Gavin.

30:47.64
gav
Yeah, I don't think I am in any anywhere near the same league of hatred as as the likes of Mad Dog. i'm not It's not going to be my rap by any stretch, but I don't think it tipped over to actively disliking it either.

31:00.33
gav
I think, um i don't know, the yeah the confusing difference between how he looks and how he sounds is kind of fun to me. um Yeah, I mean, i mean i'm I'm a crazy frog four.

31:09.82
Chibbs
But...

31:10.93
Mad Dog
It's fun. Okay.

31:12.10
gav
I'm certainly not going to blow my brains out about it.

31:13.31
Chibbs
Ring-a-ding-ding.

31:16.28
Chibbs
Okay. um I'm confused, scared...

31:21.53
gav
And a little bit aroused.

31:21.85
Chibbs
ah

31:22.76
Bevo
Yeah, it's about a three on the scale.

31:23.22
gav
i

31:23.80
Mad Dog
And angry.

31:24.46
Bevo
Yeah.

31:24.50
Chibbs
ah been Yeah.

31:25.56
gav
ah

31:26.53
Chibbs
But I genuinely don't understand what he is, who it's for, what is going on. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

31:33.76
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

31:35.18
Chibbs
This is a pile of fucking nothing nonsense rubbish. Like, this sounds like an AI song. This sounds like a one-sentence prompt.

31:43.67
gav
ah

31:44.50
Bevo
Yeah. ah you It wouldn't surprise me if it would if you found out it was pretty much.

31:48.02
Chibbs
It sounds like a one-sentence prompt.

31:49.01
gav
Generated by AI.

31:50.26
Chibbs
And until that becomes... um like cool, and then i'm I'll get fully on board.

31:56.77
Bevo
Well, they just need to hear our stingers.

31:59.21
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

31:59.61
gav
ah

32:00.41
Chibbs
um If you're going to use AI, fucking do it better than this. um Yeah, my piss has completely burnt my dick off, and I also give it 10.

32:07.80
gav
ah yeah

32:09.62
Chibbs
yeah

32:10.10
Mad Dog
Nice.

32:11.61
gav
that ah

32:12.92
Mad Dog
Thank God, I thought I was gonna be stranded out there on a fucking raft.

32:17.46
gav
I suspected you wouldn't be alone.

32:17.91
Bevo
on an island.

32:19.02
gav
I thought you'd be i thought you'd have company up there.

32:21.66
Mad Dog
Yeah.

32:21.72
Chibbs
Dog shit. What a fucking piece of dog shit this is.

32:24.67
Mad Dog
Yeah.

32:25.68
Chibbs
I don't know. Everything I heard from this this dude was fucking nonsense. It honestly could have been one sentence AI songs.

32:33.24
gav
m

32:34.12
Chibbs
Everything he's done. ah Yeah.

32:36.28
Mad Dog
I don't get it.

32:36.95
Chibbs
I know Sabrina Carpenter.

32:37.43
Mad Dog
Who are you people?

32:38.59
Chibbs
I've already told you Sabrina Carpenter 100% is an AI character.

32:41.02
Mad Dog
She's AI.

32:42.03
Chibbs
This might be the dude equivalent. It's entirely possible.

32:44.86
gav
Okay.

32:45.12
Mad Dog
Yep.

32:45.25
Bevo
Yeah, Sabrina Karpiner is Boz at least.

32:45.77
gav
Yeah. Funnily enough, they they seem like really like yin and yang, I guess. You know what I mean? Like Sabrina Carpenter and this guy seem like somehow...

32:52.98
Chibbs
this is what a ah This is what they're like, oh, guys, this is the AI guy.

32:54.34
gav
It's like the it's like it's like the AI problems have tried to capture the whole um the whole market between those two.

32:56.74
Chibbs
i think

32:59.77
Bevo
See, my thing is like, there's, there's not many male pop stars.

33:00.09
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:04.86
Bevo
Like there are, there's heaps of women at the moment that are dominating the charts and there's none, there's no men in the same realm.

33:12.18
gav
Bevo's just here to stand up for men's rights.

33:14.04
Bevo
no, no, no, no.

33:14.02
gav
He just needs...

33:14.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:14.58
gav
he needs Bevo stands with men.

33:15.96
Bevo
Fuck that. um

33:16.95
Chibbs
But it's a space. There's not enough white men in this space.

33:18.36
gav
ah

33:19.99
Bevo
and But then like where, where the women are doing like sex pop, that's kind of, that's the niche that wouldn't work for a man.

33:19.86
gav
Yeah, that's what the world is missing.

33:21.20
Mad Dog
We've had a hard go of it. Yeah.

33:28.63
Bevo
So he's doing like fist pump rock, you know?

33:29.97
Chibbs
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, what about...

33:35.48
gav
ah Young, young cock.

33:37.05
Bevo
how old is that song now though?

33:38.54
Mad Dog
Jung Kuk.

33:39.00
Chibbs
hey He is a male pop star that fucks seven days a week and wrote a song about it.

33:40.22
Mad Dog
Yeah.

33:40.32
Bevo
It's K-pop is entering that sphere.

33:45.18
Bevo
i here Yeah. Okay.

33:45.77
gav
Ha ha

33:46.14
Bevo
I stand corrected.

33:46.52
Mad Dog
No, every second of seven days.

33:47.32
Chibbs
Um... Yeah, every second of every day.

33:50.12
gav
ha ha!

33:50.67
Chibbs
um ah Yeah, it's because guys are doing fucking rad shit, like geese and stuff like that. so

33:58.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

33:58.55
gav
yeah ah ah

33:59.45
Chibbs
that

34:00.22
Bevo
But as we'll find out next episode, there's a revolution coming in the, uh, the femme pop sphere.

34:06.52
Chibbs
Yeah, that is true. All right. um Thank you, fellas. Everybody else, go and fuck your young blood.

34:15.10
Bevo
That was dangerous.

34:16.15
gav
That was very borderline.