WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! - Raye

In this episode of 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die, we take on WHERE IS MY HUSBAND by RAYE — a song that somehow manages to be chaotic, catchy, and deeply unhinged all at once. We unpack the vocal acrobatics, the theatre-kid energy, and the lyrical panic of a woman sprinting through emotional traffic with zero plan and maximum confidence. Along the way, we ask the important questions: is this genius, is this annoying, or is it both at the same time? Plus, a brutally honest breakdown of the song’s backstory, production choices, cultural context, and the inevitable question that defines the show — does this track earn its place on the list, or is it getting off lightly? 

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Transcript

00:07.98
Chibbs
This is something that going to with. going to go ahead see what I'm going to do with. I'm going to see what I'm going to

00:38.71
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to fake your own death and hunt down anyone that's ever wronged you as if you were a ghost.

00:50.04
Mad Dog
Absolutely.

00:50.36
gav
I like it.

00:51.59
Mad Dog
I like it. Yes.

00:53.11
gav
They have to suspend the disbelief though if you start like at physically attacking them. Right?

00:57.50
Mad Dog
I want to do that.

00:59.10
gav
Like if you're like, oh I'm a ghost.

00:59.13
Mad Dog
Yes.

00:59.58
Chibbs
I want to do this.

01:00.42
gav
You're like, oh, you're here to haunt me and then you smack the shit out of me. You're like, you' you're not a ghost. No, ah like obviously.

01:06.33
Chibbs
What do you know of ghosts?

01:06.17
Bevo
Oh, my.

01:07.67
gav
you know nothing You know nothing of ghosts.

01:09.05
Chibbs
yeah You know nothing of ghosts.

01:10.65
Mad Dog
I'm just waiting till I die to really get revenge.

01:12.33
Chibbs
That's what yelling at your blood, know, death hear know nothing of ghosts.

01:14.17
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:16.76
gav
just kneeling on their shoulders and pounding their fucking face into pulp you know nothing of ghosts

01:21.77
Chibbs
That's a shirt.

01:24.78
Chibbs
ahs a shirt

01:25.64
gav
god damn

01:26.17
Mad Dog
That's it.

01:26.42
Chibbs
but

01:26.87
gav
yeah ah god damn

01:32.63
Chibbs
Very good. Speaking of bu kneeling on someone's face and plunging it into pulp, what are you doing Where is my husband by Ray?

02:06.62
gav
Right.

02:07.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:08.66
Mad Dog
Okay.

02:08.43
Bevo
Ray.

02:10.30
Chibbs
Yeah, right.

02:10.54
gav
Right.

02:10.42
Bevo
I'm going to do my Ray Barone impression for the intro.

02:14.59
Mad Dog
Okay.

02:14.62
gav
ah

02:15.06
Bevo
Deborah!

02:17.40
gav
ah

02:17.85
Chibbs
to the The entire episode.

02:20.18
gav
a

02:21.18
Chibbs
its

02:21.11
Bevo
I'm from Ray Barone.

02:23.32
Chibbs
Maybe instead of guests, we just, one person has to you do a bad impression of that celebrity the entire episode.

02:26.04
Bevo
it Just an impression.

02:30.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:31.10
Bevo
Where is my husband?

02:31.67
gav
ah

02:33.82
Mad Dog
a

02:35.22
Chibbs
Are you the elephant from Ice Age?

02:38.01
gav
ah ah

02:43.58
Chibbs
What, that was an elephant, right?

02:44.89
Bevo
Yeah, I think so.

02:46.03
gav
it's it's ah it's ah It's a mammoth.

02:46.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:46.16
Bevo
Wooly mammoth.

02:47.23
gav
Yeah. Manny, right?

02:47.77
Mad Dog
Mammoth, yeah.

02:48.51
gav
Manny?

02:48.76
Chibbs
Fucking same shit, isn't it?

02:48.60
Bevo
yeah you get

02:48.98
Mad Dog
Same thing.

02:49.20
gav
Manny the mammoth?

02:49.98
Bevo
If you said elephant, I wouldn't be a offended.

02:52.15
gav
Yeah.

02:52.28
Mad Dog
ah Same thing.

02:52.44
Chibbs
Yeah, trunk and shit. Yeah.

02:55.13
gav
Donald Trunk?

03:00.82
gav
okay why

03:03.22
Chibbs
are we going to spin the wheel? Who is fighting Ray tonight?

03:06.60
gav
fuck's sake.

03:06.96
Chibbs
It's on, yeah.

03:07.00
Mad Dog
Chibs is up, I reckon.

03:07.08
gav
it had It had better be Chibs. It had better be Chibs.

03:08.79
Bevo
think I've once done the, I haven't once done the wheel sound and been on time for you actually saying it, so I'm not going to do anymore.

03:09.38
Mad Dog
Chibs is up.

03:13.80
Chibbs
It's on, it's on, it's just on a random generator.

03:17.43
gav
Go on, Bevo.

03:17.75
Chibbs
ah um It's one in four chance.

03:17.68
Bevo
Yep.

03:18.03
gav
Spin it. Spin it.

03:19.47
Chibbs
We spinning it?

03:20.70
gav
Yep.

03:20.92
Bevo
Yep.

03:22.36
Chibbs
Spinning, it's spinning, spinning, spinning. All right. Mad Dog is fighting Ray.

03:26.87
gav
oh Oh, man. Dog's fighting Ray. I'm convinced Chibs has kept his name out of the fucking parameters for this wheel.

03:32.92
Chibbs
No, look, I'll put them in there. I'll say, who are the hosts to choose from? Yeah, who are the hosts to choose from?

03:42.03
Bevo
I bet it comes up with some random shit here.

03:43.32
Chibbs
These four hosts, Chibs, Gavin, Bevo, Maddog. There you

03:46.14
gav
Fuck. Okay, fair enough.

03:46.52
Bevo
Oh, nice.

03:47.38
gav
Fair enough.

03:47.20
Bevo
All right.

03:47.58
Mad Dog
like Okay.

03:47.90
gav
Okay, Mad Dog, it's your lucky take.

03:48.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:49.21
Mad Dog
Look, look, I've never had a fight.

03:51.66
Bevo
I imagine you're looking around for this husband, this mythical husband.

03:54.03
gav
I thought

03:54.86
Bevo
She, um...

03:56.24
Mad Dog
I've never had a fight with a woman. um um I'm happy to say that.

04:01.43
gav
ah thought you were going to say that you've lost at the end there.

04:03.29
Bevo
see um

04:03.67
Mad Dog
No.

04:03.90
gav
All right.

04:04.15
Mad Dog
so So I've got ah i've got an 0-0 record. um

04:08.44
Chibbs
yeah Okay.

04:08.82
Mad Dog
But I think after Ray, it'll be 1-0.

04:11.80
Chibbs
you want to hear Do you want to hear the stats?

04:13.30
Mad Dog
I think I've got it covered. Yeah.

04:15.45
Chibbs
you want to hear...

04:15.33
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah,

04:15.13
Bevo
she tells her She tells you the stats in the song, so maybe we should wait.

04:18.45
Chibbs
ah right

04:18.31
Bevo
Oh. Hmm.

04:19.10
gav
no Okay.

04:19.59
Chibbs
Oh, right. Her is 160 centimeters.

04:22.71
Mad Dog
Got her there.

04:23.01
Chibbs
It's about 5 foot 2. Build, slim.

04:27.45
Mad Dog
Got it there.

04:28.76
Chibbs
Background.

04:28.91
Mad Dog
I'm fat.

04:30.81
Chibbs
Background, music industry child prodigy turned label war survivor.

04:35.95
Mad Dog
Ah, so we're talking Nepo.

04:36.79
gav
Label. Hang on. Did you say label war survivor?

04:39.67
Chibbs
We'll get into that.

04:41.08
Mad Dog
Okay.

04:41.70
Chibbs
Lifestyles.

04:41.83
gav
Maddog, you might be you might be in trouble.

04:42.00
Mad Dog
We're talking.

04:44.56
Chibbs
Lifestyle. Studio rat. Songwriter. Probably hasn't thrown a punch in her life. Weakness.

04:51.38
Mad Dog
So I like my odds.

04:53.98
Chibbs
Strengths. Emotional resilience. Lyrical venom. Passive aggressive eye contact.

04:59.58
gav
oh

05:00.79
Chibbs
Weaknesses.

05:00.80
Mad Dog
that's

05:01.98
Chibbs
Zero fight training. Carries trauma. Yeah.

05:06.58
gav
but As does Mad Dog, carry on.

05:06.77
Bevo
Don't we all?

05:09.50
Bevo
As does we all.

05:10.14
Chibbs
Okay.

05:10.14
Mad Dog
Yeah. This is, where're we're pretty matching up evenly here.

05:15.67
Chibbs
yeah

05:15.70
Mad Dog
job

05:16.18
gav
yeah The lyrics might really be the decider on this one, actually.

05:19.86
Chibbs
the

05:20.25
Mad Dog
So, look, I'll say a tentative yes at this stage, but I want to see whether where it takes us.

05:21.05
Bevo
Put them up right.

05:27.15
Chibbs
let's fine there Let's find out.

05:27.59
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:28.27
Chibbs
and Let's send to the lyrics here. The chorus goes, Baby, woohoo! Where the hell is my husband? Woohoo! What has taken him so long to find me? Woohoo!

05:41.50
Chibbs
oh baby, where the hell is my lover? Getting down with another? Woohoo! Yeah! Tell him if you see him, baby. Baby, if you see him, tell him. Tell him!

05:55.51
Chibbs
He should holler.

05:58.04
Mad Dog
Good grief.

05:58.55
gav
All right. All right.

05:59.10
Bevo
if

05:59.99
gav
um So my... i can um I'm just going to say my original reading of this song... Actually, no, I think...

06:11.42
gav
everyone's fucking reading. If you just read this verse, it sounds like she has a husband and he is AWOL. Is that, is that your interpretation at this point in the track?

06:18.10
Bevo
Oh, no, no, no, no.

06:19.85
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:20.12
gav
No, no. I know that that's not correct, but from, from the get go, that was what I thought this song was about.

06:20.71
Bevo
Yeah.

06:23.67
Chibbs
Yeah, so the very first time I heard it, that was my my assumption was that well, that philandering husband, yes.

06:25.94
gav
Yeah.

06:25.94
Bevo
but Where's Wally?

06:27.64
gav
It was just like, she's got a husband, he's out on the town and yeah, exactly. I thought that was the whole, I thought that was the whole premise of the song only to be proven wildly wrong in later verses.

06:36.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:36.41
Mad Dog
Okay.

06:36.56
gav
Um,

06:36.40
Bevo
Right.

06:37.80
Chibbs
Mm-hmm.

06:37.69
gav
um

06:37.90
Bevo
I just wanted to talk about, I think i've so I've mentioned it off pod, but finally going to do it on pod. um It's not woohoo that I want to talk about. It's a very funny thing to say.

06:49.50
gav
you who

06:50.17
Mad Dog
Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo.

06:51.38
Bevo
Yoohoo.

06:55.61
gav
It is a funny phrase in general.

06:55.73
Bevo
It's just a, what do say when you want to attract someone?

06:56.93
gav
Yeah.

06:58.75
Bevo
Oh, you who,

07:00.06
Mad Dog
you who

07:01.23
Bevo
Yeah.

07:02.42
gav
I'm going to, I'm going to use that.

07:03.67
Mad Dog
you who

07:04.88
gav
I can use that in real life. It's good.

07:06.78
Chibbs
Who is she talking to?

07:07.93
Mad Dog
Okay, so i

07:08.89
Chibbs
some a baby of some sort.

07:10.84
gav
An actual infant.

07:12.11
Mad Dog
it's an infant.

07:13.14
gav
Yeah.

07:14.26
Bevo
I think she's shouting to the void.

07:17.43
gav
Oh,

07:30.78
gav
No, no, no.

07:30.68
Bevo
no she's single. I think she's single.

07:32.68
Chibbs
I think single...

07:32.93
gav
She's single. She's single and she's saying that why why has she not found a husband yet is basically the...

00:00.00
gav
the worst of us

00:01.72
Chibbs
Okay, so she's just demanding of a random infant to find her a husband.

00:07.99
gav
yeah yeah i think so yeah i think so and wings so it's a dead baby right we just discussed this before that adding wings to someone makes you makes you dead

00:08.63
Bevo
yeah

00:09.87
Chibbs
It's like a Cupid situation. Cupid was a baby, right?

00:14.20
Mad Dog
Cupid, absolutely. And no a nude baby with a dangerous weapon.

00:24.15
Chibbs
We did discuss it.

00:26.73
Mad Dog
If you have wings, you are dead.

00:28.73
gav
Yeah.

00:29.82
Bevo
When were we discussing that?

00:29.87
gav
Don't go visit the Corumban, all the birds in the Corumban, in the Corumban bird sanctuary.

00:29.88
Mad Dog
Yeah. Like birds. Just like birds. since Yeah. Yeah.

00:35.42
gav
They're all just dead.

00:37.24
Chibbs
A land of death.

00:39.51
gav
um And sex, confusingly.

00:42.70
Chibbs
It's a zoo, actually, I've heard.

00:42.58
gav
um

00:44.14
Chibbs
But, yeah. Yeah,

00:45.27
Bevo
No, it's a wildlife sanctuary.

00:45.97
gav
They've got, they've they've got ah a stuffed duck in a cage, which me is, is it's that's how you know if it's a zoo or not.

00:49.62
Chibbs
yeah, they've got a toy duck at the stay opening. Verse 1. Verse 1 goes...

00:53.37
gav
Um,

00:55.35
Chibbs
verse one first one goes

00:56.92
gav
I like that we punish listeners for not listening to previous episodes.

01:00.76
Bevo
he well...

01:01.08
gav
It's not like this is a running joke that you'll get. It's just like, you had to be listening to this one specific 10 second clip or you can fuck off.

01:03.92
Mad Dog
No. Five years. Yeah. Yeah.

01:08.76
Bevo
Well, if you don't know about the crazy frog, we'll go back way, way back.

01:08.82
Chibbs
This isn't for anyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:11.79
gav
Yeah,

01:13.11
Mad Dog
five years yeah

01:13.43
Bevo
That one's important.

01:15.06
Chibbs
Yeah, this is for us. Anyone else is just along for the ride.

01:17.21
gav
no, it is.

01:17.50
Mad Dog
yeah

01:18.65
gav
Yeah, that's it.

01:18.84
Bevo
yeah

01:20.82
Chibbs
Why is this beautiful man waiting to get waiting for me to get old? Why is he already testing my patience? I only fear he taking time with other women that ain't me.

01:35.96
Chibbs
While I've been reviewing applications, wait till I get my hands on him. I'ma tell him off too. For how long he kept me waiting, anticipating, praying to the Lord to give him to my loving arms, and despite my frustrations...

01:43.73
Mad Dog
gee Jesus.

01:54.55
gav
Okay.

01:54.71
Bevo
very it's it's wordy as hell it's hard to know what she's singing about because it's all like yeah already having fights with this fictional

01:58.86
gav
it's It's rapid fire.

02:00.44
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:01.14
gav
It is very quick. Which is...

02:02.73
Mad Dog
She sounds like a catch.

02:03.06
gav
yeah It's...

02:05.17
Chibbs
Yeah, it's like, I don't know you yet, but I can't wait to ruin your fucking life.

02:05.34
gav
it's

02:09.50
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:09.62
gav
ah

02:10.47
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:11.74
gav
um Why is there any testing my patience is such a funny line.

02:13.18
Bevo
and shesor

02:15.91
gav
I just really like that.

02:16.12
Bevo
yeah already having fights with this fictional

02:16.44
Chibbs
Just like, I can't wait to find my husband so I can nag you and complain.

02:16.62
Mad Dog
yes

02:17.91
gav
Yeah.

02:19.63
Mad Dog
yeah

02:21.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:21.34
Mad Dog
I don't know you from a bar of soap, but you are riling me the fuck up.

02:24.25
Chibbs
if that

02:24.66
gav
yeah

02:28.63
Chibbs
You know what?

02:28.86
gav
them

02:29.66
Chibbs
This mysterious man is really burning my piss.

02:32.71
Mad Dog
Piss. Yeah.

02:33.34
gav
ah

02:35.19
Mad Dog
Listen here. You burn my piss. Yeah. Yeah.

02:38.46
gav
It might just be like a, um why is this beautiful man waiting for me to get old? Maybe it's like she's she's got her benchmarks too. Maybe she just needs an average ass looking guy. You know what I mean Beautiful men are hard to come by.

02:50.61
gav
i mean

02:51.40
Chibbs
Beauty's on the inside, I've been told.

02:53.27
gav
Yeah.

02:53.46
Bevo
of Many times.

02:53.67
gav
So you need to be eating you need to take a good gander right up inside his butthole to see if he's beautiful or not.

02:53.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:54.41
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:59.52
gav
And

03:00.94
Chibbs
That's how you find it. I've heard the male G-spot is located in the arsehole.

03:03.46
gav
he's located in the... ah That is a fact.

03:04.88
Mad Dog
In the arsehole.

03:05.59
gav
i've I've also heard that from somewhere, from some some an anonymous sources.

03:07.17
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

03:09.30
gav
um

03:09.51
Mad Dog
I love that she's reviewing applications.

03:11.80
gav
That is funny too.

03:13.73
Chibbs
Mm-hmm.

03:13.98
Bevo
It's very ah clinical.

03:14.42
Chibbs
Does that mean people have applied for marital status with Ray?

03:14.60
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:18.18
Chibbs
Like, she's on seek or something, and it's like, send through your cover letter and resume.

03:24.47
Bevo
Three references.

03:24.34
Mad Dog
Hollering.

03:26.30
Chibbs
Yeah, and she's calling references. She gets gav on the phone. Tell me about... ah

03:31.93
gav
yeah and I'm just like, oh, complete arseholes. He's not beautiful.

03:35.82
Bevo
What's a situation where Ray's husband ah was in a difficult situation and how did they figure it out?

03:36.45
gav
i'veve i've ah how is How does he handle when I'm hollering at him? ah

03:48.31
Mad Dog
hollering

03:49.21
Chibbs
Hollering.

03:49.78
Mad Dog
what's ah What's his hollering tolerance?

03:50.80
Bevo
That's the you that's the you who.

03:52.06
gav
well

03:52.75
Bevo
that's the you

03:52.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:53.30
gav
Hollering, tolerant.

03:55.07
Chibbs
Hollering is like a loud, uncontrollable sound. like

04:00.88
Bevo
That's a Yoda Leahy who...

04:01.53
Mad Dog
Hollering is, yeah, hollering is nothing to be fucking like, you know, downplayed.

04:09.44
Chibbs
No.

04:09.31
Mad Dog
It's serious.

04:10.65
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:10.68
gav
Yeah.

04:11.97
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:13.42
gav
Holla.

04:13.69
Bevo
good word, isn't it?

04:13.78
Chibbs
Um...

04:14.57
Bevo
Holler.

04:14.49
gav
It is a good word. I just said, yeah.

04:15.95
Chibbs
It's a good word, yeah, yeah.

04:16.56
gav
Holla, holla.

04:16.58
Mad Dog
It's like, hey, you, ah!

04:18.71
Chibbs
Marry me, Ray! My patience is tested!

04:20.66
Mad Dog
I'm hollering at you!

04:21.95
Chibbs
What about Hollaback Girl? marry me right

04:24.97
Bevo
Holler.

04:26.62
Mad Dog
I'm frustrated! Yeah.

04:30.10
Chibbs
my patience is tested

04:30.62
gav
oh i was running i was trying out I was trying to think. i had I was like, there's a fucking lyric that talks about hollering. It's fucking Scrubs by um TLC, hanging at the passenger side of your best friend's ride, trying to holler at me.

04:40.56
Bevo
holler it trying to holler at me. Let's save that one the nice.

04:42.94
Chibbs
but bit hollowback girl

04:44.71
Bevo
It's plenty.

04:44.57
gav
ah True.

04:45.17
Bevo
Do

04:46.63
gav
Holler back, girl.

04:48.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:49.08
gav
um Nice.

04:50.47
Chibbs
We get another chorus. She's still asking the baby where her husband is.

04:54.36
gav
No, no, no. We got a pre-chorus.

04:55.42
Mad Dog
Hang on. Pray course.

04:55.98
gav
We got a pre-chorus.

04:57.82
Chibbs
Where's the pre-chorus?

04:58.77
gav
After the verse.

05:00.28
Chibbs
um

05:00.25
gav
After verse one.

05:00.61
Bevo
it?

05:01.28
Chibbs
No, you read it because I don't have it.

05:02.90
Bevo
I got it. And he must need me. He must need me completely, completely. How my heart yearns for him. Is he far away? is he far away? Is he okay? Is he okay?

05:13.56
Bevo
This man is testing me. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Help me. Help me. Help me. Lord, I need you to tell me.

05:22.81
gav
her

05:23.00
Mad Dog
Help me, Lord.

05:24.22
gav
She seems to be having some sort of religious visions in amongst all of this.

05:28.55
Chibbs
It's quite the... she said She's going through quite the um ordeal.

05:33.78
Bevo
for fictional man, a theoretical man.

05:34.78
Mad Dog
Is he far away and is he okay? Look, is he bleeding out in a gutter somewhere?

05:38.92
gav
it's like he it's like he's it's like he's in a yeah it's like ah ah he's he's found his way into a crevasse he's in a mountain he's in a mountain hiking a he's in he's in a he's found his way into a crevasse on a long enough

05:39.66
Chibbs
It's in...

05:44.50
Mad Dog
He's in the crevice.

05:44.66
Bevo
Yeah. We know well about that.

05:46.43
Mad Dog
he's He's an immortal being.

05:50.51
Bevo
Yeah.

05:50.42
Mad Dog
He's been alive for 50,000 years and he's stuck in a crevice.

05:50.58
Chibbs
in

05:52.76
gav
On a long enough timescale, he has found himself into a...

05:57.19
Bevo
I like the idea, the idea that,

05:57.26
Chibbs
He's in the middle of a chemical attack in Syria or something.

05:57.13
gav
That's why she...

06:00.91
Chibbs
Tricky.

06:01.42
Bevo
let's Let's go back to the, um she said he's getting down with another. And then in this line, she said, he's testing me. So she's like looking through the window, seeing him sleep with a woman. And he's like, ah, test,

06:11.29
Chibbs
Tricky.

06:11.29
gav
ah ah

06:13.40
Chibbs
ah

06:13.50
Bevo
Hmm. Tricky. Woo!

06:17.66
Bevo
um tricky

06:17.85
gav
ah

06:17.91
Mad Dog
Lovely. Lovely.

06:20.68
Chibbs
tricky

06:20.95
gav
Well, to complain that game, I'm going to holler at him.

06:25.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:27.77
gav
Just banging on the window while he's fucking someone.

06:29.30
Chibbs
yeah

06:29.53
Bevo
no Yoo-hoo!

06:31.83
gav
you

06:32.82
Chibbs
but

06:33.91
Bevo
you

06:34.94
Chibbs
Okay, so he gets another chorus. Looking for the husband, verse two. Okay.

06:41.34
Bevo
just read the

06:44.68
Chibbs
Okay.

06:46.23
Mad Dog
ah

06:47.16
gav
What if you're at...

06:47.70
Chibbs
okay

06:48.98
Bevo
Just I read a head went line.

06:50.01
gav
Oh, shit. I see it. Okay, carry on. ah

06:55.62
Chibbs
I'm doing lonely acrobatics, unzipping my dress at 2am. yes And I'm tired of living like this. He must be out there getting ready, trying to fix up his tie.

07:10.17
Chibbs
ah Hello? this where your wife is? Wait till I get your heart going. I'm a turn it up too For how much I'm about to love you, no one above you, praying to the Lord to hurry, hurry you along.

07:29.27
Chibbs
Baby, I intend rush you.

07:33.53
gav
Rush, Russia, as in like bum rush.

07:34.30
Bevo
lonely acrobatics. Yeah.

07:36.36
gav
Like you're going to, he's just going to ambush him on the sidewalk and just beat the shit out of you.

07:36.76
Chibbs
yeah well

07:40.96
Mad Dog
I

07:41.91
Chibbs
Just i imagine, like because she's not a few like she's not a a big presence, she really does get that run up and just does the full like side shoulder check.

07:51.57
gav
Full body charge.

07:52.68
Chibbs
like It just drops the shoulder as they're walking down the street, hits them from the side.

07:52.67
gav
Yeah. That's the thing here.

07:57.82
gav
Yeah. Can we just touch on Mad Dog's predicament for a second?

07:59.60
Chibbs
That's what you want.

08:01.83
gav
I'm sensing that she might be a little bit mad herself, Mad Dog, and she's clearly got the pace.

08:01.97
Mad Dog
was going to say...

08:04.92
Chibbs
Feisty. Icedy.

08:06.71
Bevo
desperate.

08:08.07
gav
She's going to rush you, man. I don't know if you can...

08:09.46
Mad Dog
Well, she's got age on her side, yeah I mean,

08:09.62
Chibbs
oh

08:10.78
gav
If there's if there's one thing she's got you beat at, it's definitely speed, man, for sure.

08:16.71
Mad Dog
she's probably got me for speed, but, like, yeah, look, I can't lie to you.

08:17.02
gav
She's...

08:21.34
Mad Dog
I'm getting a bit nervous about this because she's she's fucking unhinged.

08:23.10
gav
so

08:24.27
Bevo
Yeah, it's just too lonely acrobatics. So just practice it.

08:28.73
gav
yeah yeah

08:29.18
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

08:31.13
Chibbs
what's the What's the most um social type of acrobatics?

08:35.91
Bevo
Do

08:38.46
Chibbs
That stuff but where you have to have a partner to grab you as you're flying through the air?

08:40.43
Bevo
you remember Jimbaroo? Yeah.

08:43.02
Chibbs
Like...

08:43.32
Bevo
a jimeroo yeah It's like, the big um parachute that everyone was like, what?

08:43.59
Mad Dog
ice Ice skating?

08:44.89
Chibbs
Jim Baroo?

08:50.71
gav
ah

08:50.98
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:51.19
Bevo
like A little bit, sort of.

08:51.44
gav
oh yeah that's is that aerobics what do we call aerobics

08:52.82
Mad Dog
Jimbaroo.

08:56.77
Chibbs
It's not aerobics. It's not acrobatics.

08:58.62
Mad Dog
No, that's not aerobics.

09:01.26
Chibbs
Acrobatics is flips and shit.

09:02.81
gav
Oh, true, true, true.

09:03.25
Mad Dog
It was like a primary school sports carnival where one of the rotations was the parachute.

09:05.75
gav
Well, even less so then.

09:09.15
Bevo
Yeah, I'm just imagining her doing little tumble turns and shit in her room, just on her own.

09:13.46
Chibbs
Trying to get a dress

09:13.38
Mad Dog
Okay.

09:18.90
Bevo
even Even funnier that the dress is not on, she's just doing a flip and then zipping it up on a rack. Michael Hutchinson.

09:24.60
gav
dress is hanging off the back of her door.

09:27.67
Chibbs
It ends up wrapped around the doorknob and and around her neck and she just goes full just goes for Michael Hutchence.

09:30.55
gav
ah

09:33.37
Bevo
michael hutchards

09:34.07
gav
Yeah.

09:34.71
Chibbs
who Yeah.

09:35.67
gav
Yeah.

09:36.19
Bevo
I'm tired of living like this.

09:36.32
gav
Lonely. Oh, oo that's good. Slightly dark, but I like it.

09:42.53
Chibbs
Slightly dark.

09:42.39
gav
um Yeah. I don't know. I think, um yeah, this is where your wife is. It's like, I feel like, we're also going to get to the film clip. She's geographically very dispersed.

09:53.54
gav
She's all over the shop. She's not sitting still here. She's in her room. She's out. She's looking for him. It's like, he's probably looking for her too. If she just fucking sit still for a minute, they might cross paths.

10:01.98
Chibbs
This is like if you get lost in the bush, you're not meant to fucking go wandering off.

10:05.17
gav
don't like don't Don't leave your car.

10:05.58
Chibbs
You just to stay there.

10:06.61
gav
Just sit, just sit there. Just stay there and be bored.

10:08.54
Chibbs
Stay there and wait for help.

10:09.96
gav
Yep.

10:10.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:11.90
Bevo
You're making odds harder for yourself there.

10:11.78
gav
Yep.

10:14.28
gav
Yep. Every time.

10:14.87
Chibbs
not going to find a husband fucking wandering through the bush, are you? Just stay with the car.

10:17.30
gav
No, no. Yep. Yep.

10:19.85
Chibbs
Stay the car.

10:20.95
gav
to all of our ah to all of our To all of our listeners that are considering visiting Australia and driving across the Nullarbor, when you inevitably break down, just stay with your car.

10:21.30
Chibbs
The bridge.

10:28.02
Bevo
Yeah, you're not going to find a husband out there.

10:28.47
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:28.60
gav
Stay with your car. You won't find your husband out there.

10:29.98
Chibbs
of Unless a truck driver finds you, then run.

10:31.10
gav
will find you.

10:32.61
Chibbs
Run for your fucking life.

10:33.17
gav
run Run like fucking...

10:34.74
Bevo
Yeah. And this is something i was told, I didn't do the Nullarbor, but I've done the other side of the country. If, if you see a car broken down and there's people there and they're asking you to pull over, keep driving, keep driving, do not stop.

10:44.92
gav
Keep driving.

10:45.60
Mad Dog
Do not stop.

10:45.92
gav
That's fair. No.

10:47.26
Chibbs
No, you never help anyone. Yeah.

10:48.54
Bevo
So the husband is not there.

10:48.50
gav
No. I like that those two pieces of advice are just guaranteed for people to die. It's like if you if you if you're break down you're stranded, just stay with your car. Someone will find you.

10:59.05
gav
Also, if you find someone that's broke down and stranded, do not help them.

11:01.93
Bevo
Sorry.

11:02.17
Chibbs
Do not help them.

11:02.13
gav
Whatever you do, just keep trying.

11:03.73
Chibbs
They will kill you.

11:04.63
gav
They will fucking murder you.

11:05.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:05.95
gav
It doesn't matter if it looks like a ah poor fucking Swiss family that's broken down.

11:08.34
Chibbs
so

11:09.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:10.26
gav
There's a four-year-old girl and a fucking husband.

11:11.55
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:12.38
gav
and what They are murderers. They will fuck you up.

11:14.90
Chibbs
yeah

11:15.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:16.27
Chibbs
They are murderous!

11:18.04
Mad Dog
yeah Just keep going. It's someone else's problem.

11:21.30
gav
Oh, man. Oh, fuck. i had a teacher in school that swore he's one of his mates drove past a body that Malat had disposed of.

11:30.96
Mad Dog
Malat. Yeah.

11:32.05
gav
Oh, no, no, no, not Malat.

11:33.18
Chibbs
He didn't dispose of them by the roadside.

11:34.42
gav
no no no No, no, no, no, not Malat. What was the fucking... The Wolf Creek guy? um

11:39.88
Chibbs
Oh, Falconio.

11:41.34
gav
No.

11:42.34
Chibbs
Falconio, dude.

11:42.22
gav
Oh, was...

11:42.23
Mad Dog
ah He was the dead body.

11:43.93
gav
He was the dead guy.

11:44.44
Chibbs
He wants a dead body, but can't remember the guy's.

11:45.59
gav
Anyway, moral story, he said that his mate was one of those famous Australian Syracas.

11:46.00
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:49.23
gav
I should remember it, I don't. He was driving along and he saw a car broken down the side of the road there was a guy under the car looked to be working on it. And at the last minute, he was like, he felt weird and he kept driving. And then later on they realized that the the guy saw under the car was already dead and he was sketched out because he'd thought about it later and he said that the guy was laying face down under the car, not face up working on it.

12:09.03
Bevo
uh yep

12:09.05
gav
And he's just like, he didn't quite clock what lo was weird about it until later.

12:13.75
Chibbs
That's fucked.

12:13.85
gav
So yeah, got to love that.

12:16.18
Chibbs
Yeah, and that's why you never stop.

12:16.09
gav
to love that. This is just a big, long ad for Tourism Australia.

12:18.63
Mad Dog
Never, ever stop.

12:20.49
gav
This this this podcast brought to you by Tourism Australia.

12:20.63
Chibbs
yeah

12:21.18
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:23.48
Chibbs
See you in the NT.

12:23.61
gav
i Come and visit the month.

12:25.52
Mad Dog
yeah Where the bloody hell are you?

12:28.34
Bevo
you know there's a um it there's a rest stop near not far from my home called sleepy hollow

12:28.34
gav
where the

12:28.54
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:29.21
gav
Where the bloody limbs are you?

12:34.07
Chibbs
The Corumban bird sanctuary.

12:36.02
Bevo
the opposite direction actually towards more towards Byron Bay sleepy hollow.

12:36.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:40.14
Bevo
And it's, there has been some murders in the sleepy hollow rest stop.

12:43.47
Chibbs
There's a serial killer in Byron Bay.

12:44.65
Mad Dog
Yeah, 100%.

12:45.46
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

12:46.23
gav
Active currently?

12:47.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:47.96
Bevo
I believe so.

12:47.86
gav
Oh, why do I not know about this?

12:48.36
Bevo
Yeah.

12:49.50
gav
Fuck.

12:49.78
Chibbs
Gavin, research!

12:50.36
Bevo
but Maybe it's you.

12:51.51
gav
Every time I think I fucking run out of things to jerk off about, here we are.

12:53.33
Mad Dog
It's there?

12:55.29
gav
Here we are.

12:56.18
Chibbs
Yeah, active, bro.

12:56.36
gav
Byron Bay serial killer.

12:56.38
Mad Dog
What do you mean active?

12:57.26
Chibbs
Active. Active serial killer in in ah currently killing terrorists in Byron Bay.

12:59.35
gav
Like currently killing in the area.

13:03.00
Mad Dog
Like tourists? Yeah, okay.

13:04.93
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

13:05.37
Mad Dog
I haven't heard anything about that. There you go.

13:08.28
Chibbs
uh um yeah look it up look it up look it up look it up the bridge goes ta ta ta tell him i'm tell him i'm with the him i'm kind tell him i'm five five which is a lie tell him i've got brown eyes and a growing fear the

13:10.31
gav
going to have to look it up.

13:10.59
Mad Dog
Okay.

13:12.25
gav
Yep.

13:26.24
Bevo
Well, that's a lie. Yeah.

13:28.74
gav
Yeah.

13:33.50
gav
ah

13:34.68
Chibbs
That if he doesn't find me now, I'm going to die alone. So can he, ah, ah ah ah ah hurry up here, sir.

13:39.33
Mad Dog
Oh, Jesus.

13:44.31
Chibbs
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. I want it, want it, want it, want it, want it. I would like a ring. oh would like a ring.

13:56.18
Chibbs
I would like a diamond ring on my wedding finger. I would like a big and shiny diamond that I can wave around and talk and talk about it.

13:59.61
Mad Dog
Jesus.

14:07.29
Chibbs
And when the day is here, forgive me, God, that I could ever doubt it until death. I do, I do, I do. I here. You bout it, bout it, bout it.

14:18.81
gav
You're fucked mad, dog.

14:19.15
Mad Dog
Christ, um I am quivering in my boots.

14:20.28
gav
ah

14:20.76
Bevo
um I just want to talk about the...

14:23.90
gav
ah ah ah

14:26.36
Bevo
to can Let's do it. let Me and you, Gavin, we're going do a little... We're going to act out the scenario here.

14:31.06
gav
Okay, I like it. What have got? Who am I? Who are you?

14:32.86
Bevo
So ah I'll be telling you about this girl that I know.

14:35.64
gav
Okay.

14:36.54
Bevo
and name's Ray.

14:37.69
gav
Yeah, okay. is she Is she cute? What's up?

14:40.78
Bevo
She's kind. Five-five.

14:41.66
gav
Okay, nice. I like that.

14:44.02
Bevo
Five-five.

14:44.66
gav
Okay, i I'm not too interested in hype. That's fine. Yeah, good to know.

14:47.99
Bevo
Oh, okay. Brown eyes.

14:49.66
gav
Yeah. Okay.

14:50.78
Bevo
and the

14:50.86
gav
Yeah, no, brown's good. Brown's good.

14:52.02
Bevo
yeah

14:52.14
gav
It's the colour of dirt. I like dirt. Carry on.

14:54.20
Bevo
And a growing fear that if you don't find her now, she's going to die alone.

14:59.56
gav
Oh. Oh, okay. i ah i just I just remembered I've been married for 30 years.

15:02.26
Bevo
Also, oh sorry. I forgot to mention would.

15:05.20
gav
Sorry, that's...

15:05.78
Bevo
it's just Oh, she also wants a ring on her wedding finger right now that she can wave around and talk about.

15:08.76
gav
Oh, yeah, yeah. I've already...

15:11.45
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:11.48
gav
Yeah.

15:11.90
Chibbs
Right now, right now, right now, now.

15:13.30
gav
Yeah. i just i just I just remembered that...

15:14.39
Bevo
with you

15:14.83
Mad Dog
And like right now.

15:16.76
gav
I just remembered that I've got someone to be pattering footsteps and gunshot sound in the background.

15:19.77
Bevo
forever good well done thank you

15:21.60
gav
That's and scene.

15:26.55
Chibbs
Turns out Gavin was a giant spider all

15:30.61
Bevo
spiron bay

15:31.83
Chibbs
along.

15:31.80
gav
And he was killing people in Byron Bay all the time.

15:34.10
Bevo
yeah

15:34.24
gav
I don't know what was up with that. the

15:37.05
Chibbs
His serial killer name is The Spider.

15:39.07
gav
The spider. He's definitely a three on the Kinsey scale. Spider.

15:42.98
Bevo
byron bay

15:43.67
gav
as

15:43.97
Mad Dog
El Spidero.

15:44.39
Chibbs
Three.

15:45.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:46.76
gav
I'm sorry, Bevo, Spiron Bay did not get the love it deserved there.

15:49.81
Bevo
Yeah.

15:49.84
gav
That was quality.

15:50.33
Bevo
No, it was shit. if

15:52.31
gav
Spiron Bay.

15:52.86
Bevo
La araña.

15:53.34
Mad Dog
Spiron.

15:54.03
gav
Spiron Bay.

15:57.47
Mad Dog
Aranya. See?

15:59.10
Chibbs
um Unhinged.

16:01.22
Bevo
Is that mad dog? Is that Spanish for spider? Araña?

16:05.49
Mad Dog
ahrana say

16:06.52
Bevo
Yeah. Araña.

16:08.86
gav
Good knowledge. yeah

16:10.34
Mad Dog
yeah

16:12.70
Bevo
Got to be careful about what I assume knowledge

16:13.11
gav
Dos cerveza, por favor.

16:16.31
Chibbs
The pre-chorus this man is testing me. aha ahha ah Help me, help me, help me, Lord. i need you to tell me.

16:24.95
Mad Dog
I'm terrified of this person.

16:27.19
Chibbs
Yeah, she's got the she's got the power of Jesus on her side as well, doggy.

16:27.26
gav
i think I think it should be.

16:30.71
Chibbs
I'd be careful.

16:31.20
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:32.72
Bevo
Too manic.

16:34.47
Mad Dog
Wow.

16:35.00
gav
oh

16:35.35
Chibbs
Well, she's a

16:40.58
Mad Dog
ah

16:40.93
gav
I'm just going to leave that one sitting right there.

16:43.26
Bevo
you You said that, not me.

16:44.35
Mad Dog
Every time.

16:46.23
gav
ah

16:46.64
Chibbs
a woman.

16:47.00
Mad Dog
Every time.

16:48.34
Chibbs
and Another chorus.

16:48.38
gav
oh

16:49.72
Chibbs
Is this the same?

16:50.01
Bevo
have to hear what Jazz says about it.

16:49.94
gav
No, no, no. That's a different chorus.

16:51.14
Bevo
What does Jazz say about it?

16:51.34
gav
It's a different chorus.

16:51.53
Chibbs
That's different. Okay. right. goes, baby. Woo. Woo. Where the hell is my husband? Woo. Woo. What is taking him so long to find me? Woo. Woo. Oh, baby. Where the hell is my lover?

17:04.66
Chibbs
Getting down with another? Woo. Woo. Yeah. Tell him that my grandma said it. Tell him grandma said it. Your husband is coming. Fucking oath he is.

17:16.02
Mad Dog
she's She's a fucking...

17:16.58
Bevo
That's the best bit of the song.

17:16.73
gav
The grandma's...

17:17.42
Bevo
Your husband is coming.

17:17.29
gav
may Yeah, that is great.

17:20.38
Chibbs
He's, so grandma's the one spying on him?

17:20.41
gav
but

17:24.38
Chibbs
Is that what it is?

17:24.43
Bevo
She's read the cards.

17:24.51
gav
I like... maybe maybe Maybe she's the one that's fucking the husband and now and she's like, your husband is coming.

17:25.94
Chibbs
Like,

17:29.34
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

17:31.16
Chibbs
your husband is coming.

17:32.34
gav
Yeah, I'm making your husband come, basically.

17:34.20
Mad Dog
I assume grandma's dead.

17:34.44
gav
Yeah.

17:35.80
Mad Dog
And that was like her last.

17:37.15
Chibbs
Me, me, your grandma is making your husband come.

17:41.02
gav
I mean...

17:42.92
Chibbs
LAUGHTER

17:44.82
Mad Dog
ah

17:45.74
gav
New kink unlocked. That's...

17:49.94
Chibbs
That's a shirt.

17:50.87
gav
that's

17:52.19
Chibbs
that's that's That's a good, that's a multiple multiple use. New kink unlocked. It's just, it's just, it's Gavin, and Gavin Winken with a point, like the like the guns shooting two finger, two finger guns.

17:57.08
Mad Dog
Unlocked.

17:58.49
gav
yeah but

18:05.10
Bevo
It's like an I'm with stupid, you know, the I'm with stupid arrow, but it's like new kink got locked with an arrow.

18:05.15
Mad Dog
You

18:07.13
gav
I wish...

18:12.15
Bevo
So it's whoever you're standing next to.

18:13.98
gav
That's pretty good. ah

18:16.42
Chibbs
It's just a revolver.

18:19.20
Bevo
Jazz, write that down.

18:20.46
gav
it's It's just pointing up under your chin instead of across at the person next to you.

18:20.73
Bevo
yeah

18:25.53
gav
e

18:25.78
Bevo
This whole series of shirts, this one.

18:26.07
Mad Dog
e

18:27.51
gav
This is a lot of shirts. I like the idea of a shirt with just a gun pointing, like the the barrel of the gun ends at your neckline. It's just pointing straight up under your chin.

18:34.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:35.66
Chibbs
It's a ro shotgun.

18:36.45
Mad Dog
Oh.

18:40.31
gav
And on the back it just says, I'm combating it.

18:45.13
Bevo
Oh

18:46.58
Chibbs
It's just a Nevada logo.

18:49.37
Mad Dog
yeah

18:50.90
Chibbs
ah and That's good.

18:51.08
Bevo
boy.

18:51.65
gav
That's a fucking shirt. God damn.

18:54.78
Bevo
Oh boy. oh boy trouble We're you getting in trouble.

18:55.74
gav
oh

18:56.59
Chibbs
yeah Good stuff.

18:56.83
gav
We're on one.

18:58.87
Chibbs
The outro goes, I would like a ring. i would like a ring. i would like a diamond ring on my wedding finger. oh like a I would like a big and shiny woo Diamond, yes. Diamond, yes. Diamond, yes. Diamond, yes. Diamond, yes.

19:14.65
Chibbs
where is my husband? Oh!

19:17.23
Mad Dog
oh

19:19.82
gav
Oh, fuck.

19:20.38
Chibbs
wow up

19:22.39
Mad Dog
oh good

19:22.71
Chibbs
there is

19:23.13
gav
Yeah, she turns around at the end there and sees him. ah He's hideous.

19:25.85
Bevo
There he is.

19:27.17
Chibbs
He's like, I've been married.

19:28.89
Bevo
For the monster at the end of this book.

19:29.99
Chibbs
I've been married for 10 years.

19:33.34
gav
she's in a She's in a fucking senile ward at the local hospital.

19:35.22
Chibbs
She's in a mental asylum. She's in a padded room.

19:41.40
Bevo
yeah

19:41.37
gav
ah

19:41.74
Chibbs
She's been wheeled out in one of those wheelchairs that straps you down to the ankles and the fucking wrist.

19:44.41
gav
ah Where is my husband? The nurse is like, he died in 1997, love.

19:47.10
Chibbs
LAUGHTER

19:48.60
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:49.75
gav
What are you still doing?

19:50.82
Bevo
Mm-hmm.

19:50.68
Mad Dog
yeah Like Steve Buscemi in Con Air.

19:51.91
gav
Why do you... ah

19:54.36
Chibbs
yeah

19:58.14
gav
Oh, fuck.

20:00.12
Mad Dog
Oh, dude. This person is unhinged.

20:03.51
Chibbs
Yeah, far i' watch out, doggy. It was released on the 19th of September 2025, 8,774 days after the fell.

20:05.18
gav
Yeah.

20:13.72
gav
Yep.

20:14.81
Chibbs
um she wrote and co-produced it

20:18.26
gav
Fuck yeah.

20:18.29
Mad Dog
I'll believe that when I say it.

20:18.46
Chibbs
ah with ah my sabbath yeah

20:23.11
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:24.12
gav
Yeah, but what did he do on the weekend? i don't know. don't know. I'm just fucking grabbing a straw there.

20:28.15
Chibbs
um She rose to prominence after singing after signing with Polydor Records and providing guest vocals for Jonas Blue's song, By Your Side.

20:40.02
Chibbs
I don't know what that is.

20:40.58
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

20:41.88
Chibbs
Anyway, she she was doing a vocal.

20:42.39
Mad Dog
Yep.

20:43.64
Chibbs
I assume that's some sort of DJ or something.

20:47.03
gav
Yeah.

20:47.19
Chibbs
ah And then she gained media attention when she left Polydor Records because they refused to release her debut studio album. She recorded it and everything.

20:58.30
Chibbs
They're like, you're not putting this we're not putting this out.

20:58.20
gav
Oh, shit.

21:01.14
Chibbs
So there was a whole scrap and she ended up leaving and she released the album independently and it became a fucking hit.

21:09.94
gav
That's so dope. I fucking love that.

21:12.15
Chibbs
Yeah, in 2023.

21:15.22
Chibbs
In 2024, at the Brit Awards, Ray won six categories, including British Artist of the Year, breaking the record for the artist with the most awards received in a single ceremony.

21:15.83
Mad Dog
Okay.

21:28.46
Bevo
Wow.

21:28.59
gav
Fuck.

21:29.46
Chibbs
Yeah. And she also became, yeah, more than young buds, she became the first female recipient of the Brit Award for Songwriter of the Year.

21:29.91
Mad Dog
More than young blood.

21:32.86
Bevo
Wow.

21:38.00
Bevo
Wow.

21:38.10
Chibbs
How crazy is that?

21:38.15
gav
Sick. That's...

21:40.06
Chibbs
2024, no females. Like, no, no, women can't, women can't write music.

21:41.75
gav
Yeah, that's a...

21:42.23
Mad Dog
Yeah, right.

21:43.38
gav
How long has that award ceremony been around? I wonder. That's a long fucking run, surely.

21:47.77
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:49.02
gav
Yeah.

21:49.24
Chibbs
Yeah, that's a long run. She's,

21:50.10
gav
Apparently they've been making music in Britain for at at least three decades, I've heard.

21:54.36
Chibbs
At least.

21:55.83
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

21:56.44
Chibbs
um Rey has also co-written songs for Beyonce, Charli XCX, Jade Thurwell, John Legend, and Little Mix.

22:08.02
gav
Fucking John Legend writes a fuckload of music for other people. So if you know if someone's writing music for John Legend, it's got to be fucking like, it's got to be good, right?

22:14.10
Chibbs
Yeah. it's She must just be smashing out songs being like, I mean, see if um Beyonce wants that one.

22:17.94
Mad Dog
She knows what she's doing, Nick.

22:19.42
gav
Yeah. That's a fucking, that's an impressive fucking resume, honestly.

22:22.62
Bevo
Well, this, this song sounds like a Beyonce song, like an early, like two thousands Beyonce.

22:26.52
Mad Dog
Yep.

22:27.42
Chibbs
It sounds like that Christina Aguilera song.

22:29.62
Bevo
Yeah. I know other, it's like, I know other man mates, uh, single ladies or as a, no, ain't no other man.

22:29.74
Mad Dog
That's what I thought straight away.

22:32.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:33.12
Mad Dog
Meets Candyman.

22:36.28
Bevo
You know that one? Ain't no other man.

22:37.40
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, it's great.

22:37.63
Mad Dog
Yep.

22:38.97
Bevo
Cause I'm next to you.

22:41.21
Chibbs
with it

22:41.33
Bevo
Great song. Yeah.

22:41.82
Mad Dog
That's...

22:41.85
gav
Yeah, yep, yep.

22:43.74
Chibbs
Yeah. um Yeah. Mike Sabbath that produced it.

22:48.63
Bevo
Crazy in love. That's one was thinking of. Sorry.

22:50.36
Chibbs
Crazy Love.

22:50.58
gav
you think You think this has, cra i mean, the horns, I suppose, but it's not very, yeah, yeah, it's there, it's there, enough there fair enough.

22:50.85
Bevo
Beyonce.

22:51.01
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

22:53.59
Chibbs
The horns and shit.

22:54.78
Bevo
It's got that, uh, oh, uh, oh, uh, uh, oh. The beat behind that is very similar to this kind of, yeah.

22:59.00
Mad Dog
Yeah, there's a lot going on there.

23:01.18
Chibbs
Yeah, it's about trying to find a husband.

23:01.45
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:03.99
gav
ah

23:04.30
Bevo
It's about being crazy.

23:05.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:06.36
Mad Dog
good Being fucking batshit crazy. Yes.

23:10.01
Chibbs
This producer that she works with apparently all the time, American producer Mike Zabbath, has written and worked with Shawn Mendes' Lizzo. Whatever happened to Lizzo?

23:19.37
gav
Good question.

23:19.86
Bevo
I saw Lizzo recently in the bargain bin at JB Hi-Fi.

23:20.41
gav
lost lost Lawsuit, right?

23:23.29
Chibbs
After she she she was she was making this she was making her dancers shove shove bananas up their badges and stuff.

23:23.67
Mad Dog
Diabetes. Diabetes.

23:24.92
gav
and she Didn't she get accused of hus do weird shit?

23:31.19
Bevo
She was on a really bad Star Wars spinoff as well with Jack Black.

23:31.48
Mad Dog
I don't

23:31.87
gav
Oh,

23:35.61
gav
um oh that does sound bad.

23:35.83
Chibbs
What?

23:37.14
Bevo
She was an episode of the Mandalorian or is it?

23:37.25
gav
Fucking hell.

23:39.14
Bevo
but Yeah. Mandalorian.

23:39.74
gav
Is Jack Black in The Mandalorian?

23:41.62
Bevo
Just one episode, like cameo thing with Lizzo.

23:41.78
gav
What the fuck?

23:43.61
Chibbs
Oh, what the fuck?

23:43.54
gav
Oh, my God.

23:44.41
Chibbs
Bill Burr's in The Mandalorian.

23:46.42
Bevo
He's, he's good in that.

23:46.34
gav
Oh, he is. He actually has a relatively large character.

23:47.54
Bevo
He's really good. Yeah.

23:48.42
Chibbs
He's...

23:48.95
gav
I love that he took, he was just like, I think he is in the past absolutely shredded Star Wars.

23:49.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:53.03
gav
and was like, it's for fucking nerds and it's dumb. And then they were like, you want to be in it?

23:54.97
Bevo
Yeah.

23:55.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:55.75
gav
And he was like, nah, fuck it then.

23:57.30
Bevo
Yeah.

23:57.59
Chibbs
Have you heard him tell the story about that?

23:59.64
Bevo
Yeah.

23:59.95
gav
I don't, I think maybe, maybe that's what I'm thinking of, but.

24:00.25
Bevo
Oh,

24:01.40
Chibbs
he was at He was at like an awards thing or whatever, and he was at ah he got put at a table with George Lucas.

24:07.60
gav
Oh my God.

24:08.27
Bevo
look at that.

24:08.26
gav
That's so fucking funny.

24:08.70
Chibbs
and And, yeah, he'd given so much shit about Star Wars and people and all that sort of stuff.

24:13.82
gav
Oh,

24:15.70
Chibbs
And then, like, George Lucas was just sort of saying, oh, I'm a big fan of you to Bill Burr.

24:21.66
gav
Oh, no.

24:22.56
Chibbs
Not comedy, like his acting, like in Breaking Bad and all of these that he's in and stuff.

24:25.34
gav
Oh, wow. Okay. He's such a minor role in... Like, he's never had a big acting role.

24:28.70
Chibbs
Yeah, but it's just like I'm just really, you know, like I think you've been great in all those things and um I'd love to like get you a ah part in Mandalorian. I think you've been perfect for it.

24:38.42
gav
Oh, my God.

24:39.34
Chibbs
And he was like, yeah, whatever, whatever.

24:39.41
gav
That is...

24:41.34
Chibbs
And then his wife apparently like it went to a break or George Lucas went off to take a piss and his wife's like, he's trying to put you in a fucking, he's trying to put you in something. Stop being a fucking asshole. Yeah.

24:50.74
Bevo
if they are

24:50.67
gav
Oh

24:51.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:52.38
gav
um ah oh my God.

24:54.14
Chibbs
yeah

24:54.90
gav
I fucking love Bill Burr, man. He is like, he's the perfect level of asshole. He's just, so he's just hit them.

25:00.78
Chibbs
His new special was, um it's called Drop Dead. And it's, I think it's on Amazon or something random, like Stan or something.

25:06.26
gav
Okay. Yeah. I'll check it out.

25:08.18
Bevo
is that one where he gets heaps mad about um people giving him shit about going to where did he go for that comedy yeah for the comedy special

25:08.30
Chibbs
And...

25:08.79
gav
Yep.

25:12.79
gav
Saudi Arabia. Yeah. Saudi Arabia. Um,

25:15.72
Chibbs
Nah, I don't know.

25:16.63
Bevo
He does that on the Conan podcast. He gets really mad and Conan doesn't really know how to like curb it.

25:20.98
gav
how to take it.

25:21.94
Chibbs
I mean, yeah, cook it's more funny that he talks about how he's at drop dead age.

25:22.26
Bevo
Cause he's not.

25:22.49
gav
um Dave.

25:26.98
Chibbs
It's the age where you're not old enough to just die, but you can't just drop dead.

25:27.48
gav
oh Oh, that's good. You can just drop dead.

25:31.23
Bevo
That's true.

25:32.12
gav
That's good.

25:32.73
Chibbs
Yeah.

25:33.16
gav
That's a good bit.

25:34.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

25:34.12
gav
No, the Dave Chappelle, the recent special did, he talks about the Saudi Arabia thing and he's just like, you can say shit in Saudi Arabia that you can't say over here.

25:36.61
Chibbs
That's your bell special, has it?

25:43.50
gav
And I fucking love it. And he just like, he doubles down.

25:45.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

25:46.54
gav
It's so fucking funny.

25:47.81
Chibbs
Yeah, it's good.

25:48.01
gav
It's very good.

25:49.11
Chibbs
Yeah, so Old Mate, yeah, worked with Lizzo, Meghan Trainor, Liam Payne, Little Mix as well. He's also worked with Sabrina Carpenter and Selena Gomez.

25:58.62
Bevo
Just everyone.

25:58.71
Chibbs
There you

25:58.78
gav
Yeah, yeah.

25:59.96
Chibbs
The bass line in this song is so fucking cool that, um yeah, I've...

26:04.06
Bevo
There's a lot lot going on here.

26:05.78
gav
Yeah, musically, this is off the fucking...

26:07.29
Mad Dog
There is a lot going on.

26:07.62
gav
This is off the Kinsey scale. This is miles off the...

26:10.55
Chibbs
yeah i've seen I've seen tutorials pop up on my TikTok or reels about showing you how to play all the bass stuff for this.

26:20.34
Bevo
really.

26:20.47
Chibbs
And I'm like, nah. not it me

26:23.86
gav
As ah as a bassist, no

26:27.10
Chibbs
Yeah. Unnecessary.

26:29.66
Bevo
the course The chorus, I think it's like the opposite.

26:30.06
Chibbs
Cut that down by about 30 notes.

26:33.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:35.54
Bevo
The chorus is, I think it's the opposite of hit the road, Jack. It's like going up instead of down, but it's that kind of

26:39.55
Mad Dog
you

26:40.57
Chibbs
It all sits in this one like scale sort of thing.

26:43.61
Bevo
pocket. Yeah.

26:44.09
Chibbs
like yeah yeah, it wouldn't be that hard, but it looks fucking...

26:44.25
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

26:47.70
Chibbs
It's it's moving real quick.

26:47.67
gav
That's so well described, Bevo. I fucking i hadn't thought of that. the the almost Almost the exact reverse chord progression of Hit the Road, Jake. That's fucking good.

26:54.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:56.37
gav
Good analogy. I like that.

26:57.29
Bevo
Opposite sentimentality too.

26:59.03
Chibbs
Is there a video, Gav?

27:00.79
gav
There is a video.

27:02.87
Chibbs
Ooh!

27:13.90
gav
That's me. ah

27:17.50
Mad Dog
That's me.

27:17.72
gav
he Here we have a beautiful woman that has unfortunately been struck down in the prime of her life with a bad case of Alzheimer's.

27:29.14
gav
is

27:29.46
Chibbs
early onset

27:30.49
gav
Early onset Alzheimer's.

27:30.96
Mad Dog
yeah

27:32.21
gav
It's tough. It's a tough world out there. And that shit happens sometimes.

27:34.52
Chibbs
yeah it does but i'll tell you what if um if if my wife were ever to become get early alzheimer's i would also set up ah some sort of cabaret show and force her into it and be like no you always do this perform for me now

27:35.41
gav
And you know, you just got to play the hand you're dealt.

27:53.14
gav
perform play play your song in a small dress um yeah i'm um

27:53.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:57.72
Chibbs
yeah I'm scared. Do it.

28:02.55
gav
but So this is one of the few times where I think, um I mean, not a few times, this happens quite regularly, I guess, but there's a TikTok trend video, like a dance a TikTok dance that went viral that was associated.

28:14.35
Chibbs
What's our dance for this?

28:15.33
gav
Yeah.

28:15.83
Bevo
the ring part, yeah.

28:15.77
gav
So if you if you jump to like 205 to fucking 23rd, there's like a 20 second snippet from about two minutes, maybe 15 onwards.

28:26.71
gav
where she's doing like the, it's the really quick, I would like a ring, like a ring on my finger, fucking blah, blah, blah, blah.

28:32.12
Chibbs
Okay.

28:32.03
gav
It's super fucking quick, but she's doing a whole little dance move as as she goes along. That is the most replayed part of the video because people clearly had to just like spam it to learn it.

28:39.72
Chibbs
I'm trying to learn the dance.

28:40.64
Bevo
I learned to dance. Yeah.

28:42.20
gav
And it's one of the few times where i'm like, that's definitely affected what the most played section will be because she's the the opening cut of the of the film clip. She's wearing like a dress with ah a low cut neckline and she's running along she's bouncing ah she's She's bouncing along.

28:55.87
Chibbs
Oh, that's not... Yeah, that's not the most played.

28:56.82
Bevo
The grab-off.

28:58.13
gav
And that is not the most replayed section of the video, which if you've been playing along with that game for a long time, you'll know it always is. It always is.

29:04.90
Bevo
That's always a bit, yeah, yeah.

29:05.17
Chibbs
It's always some something to do with boobs, but, um, the, it that seems like a, almost, it doesn't seem like that was intentionally put there to become a TikTok trend.

29:05.62
gav
So there has to be boobs in the most replayed section.

29:16.01
Chibbs
Like this doesn't seem planty, does it?

29:16.34
gav
ah No, it doesn't seem planty, but they they do like a really particular, like the rest of the film clip is, is like a bit of a storyline. She's running around, like looking for a husband.

29:28.78
gav
It's like the, like, you know that scene in the matrix where he's trying to run out of the train station. He runs out one door and he enters back at the other side of the station and he's in the same spot.

29:33.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:36.26
gav
It does that a few times with her, like trying to run through this mansion.

29:36.67
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:37.12
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

29:39.83
Chibbs
Like a Benny Hill situation.

29:40.30
gav
There's exactly that.

29:40.92
Bevo
And she, she looks real confused. Like, why am I here doing this song?

29:42.65
gav
She, and Like, I mean, very much early on. to that summer She has no idea what's going on, but then it gets to that section and then they kind of just like stop, cut to the singers and it's a little breakdown kind of section and they do the dance.

29:46.38
Chibbs
Right.

29:54.72
Chibbs
Oh, okay, right.

29:56.19
gav
And I'm like, I suspect that they knew that that would be a thing.

29:56.86
Chibbs
Okay. They were like, we could get this going.

30:01.14
gav
Yeah, it's like it is exactly the length that it would need to be to become a viral TikTok dance.

30:03.16
Bevo
In hindsight,

30:07.13
Bevo
Yeah.

30:07.10
gav
It is in the timeframe where you would absolutely consider that as a producer.

30:09.05
Chibbs
like yeah

30:11.26
gav
She's clearly fucking across it. I reckon that it was, but also it went massive on TikTok and like good on her for it, you know?

30:19.51
Bevo
I got a YouTube comment.

30:19.83
Chibbs
Okay. I've got a good YouTube comment.

30:20.63
Bevo
Oh yeah. go first.

30:23.73
Chibbs
Oh, have you got one, Bebo?

30:25.69
Bevo
No, you go first. I'll i'll go second.

30:26.58
Chibbs
Is it from QWERTY?

30:28.22
Bevo
No.

30:28.28
gav
ah That's a good name, actually. if

30:32.95
Chibbs
ah QWERTY, this is like 13 hours ago, edited. Anything that is released that isn't Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, Ariana Grande is good news for modern music. We have had a shit last 15 years of generic crap that has no class or originality.

30:55.26
Chibbs
Nice to hear a song about a woman wanting a husband rather than singers like Sabrina being a slut, Taylor being a slut, or Ariana being a slut.

31:02.68
gav
Oh God.

31:05.78
Bevo
Get him out of here.

31:05.94
Chibbs
Well done. LAUGHTER

31:07.22
gav
Oh my God.

31:07.51
Bevo
Carry him off.

31:08.02
gav
Jesus Christ.

31:08.86
Chibbs
ah

31:09.75
Bevo
Let me read you this one from i'm Ezekiel 1651. One hour ago, edited. One hour ago. This is fresh.

31:19.13
Chibbs
All.

31:19.32
Bevo
All caps. Stop it. I love this song so much I played it on loop to put me to sleep and i dreamed we're dating while playing your song. And i have a girlfriend. I'm literally cheating on my dreams with you.

31:33.94
gav
ah

31:34.30
Bevo
who

31:36.50
gav
Oh my God. um

31:39.00
Mad Dog
Jesus.

31:39.20
gav
I got one here. Four hours ago. okay Four hours ago, Blondie8524 has commented, Mexican Amy Winehouse. Can I just say checking in on checking in on Ray, she has a Ghanaian Swiss mother and an English father from Yorkshire.

31:51.35
Bevo
She's not.

31:59.03
Chibbs
Okay, alright.

31:58.94
gav
She is in no way Mexican.

32:01.18
Bevo
Oh, we got it.

32:01.82
Chibbs
In no single way, Mexican.

32:03.80
Bevo
Here's one from, uh, here's one from Fatolo four hours ago.

32:04.28
Mad Dog
Mexican.

32:06.36
Chibbs
Some kind of Spanish.

32:08.06
Mad Dog
Yeah.

32:08.95
Bevo
i'm here, baby. That's where he was the whole time.

32:11.52
gav
Oh, that's good.

32:12.15
Mad Dog
ah

32:12.62
gav
That's good.

32:13.22
Bevo
Where he was.

32:13.30
Chibbs
This one is from FullSun820, 13 hours ago. My grandmothers have both passed away. That's why I haven't found a husband yet. Laugh emoji, laugh emoji, laugh emoji.

32:23.70
gav
ah

32:25.11
Chibbs
Amazing song. OMG. Love it.

32:30.01
Mad Dog
Who are these people?

32:30.20
gav
yeah I've got, there's so many good comments. I've got a couple here that I want to hit just quickly. Sparty Guts, which is actually a pretty great name. As a 30 year old happily aried married man, I wonder where my husband is.

32:45.59
Bevo
Yeah.

32:46.28
gav
Which is pretty good.

32:46.65
Bevo
What about this one? This Jack Ripper 3389.

32:47.79
Chibbs
Kinsey.

32:50.24
Bevo
This is just above that one you just read. This song is horrible and it shows 58 million views only.

32:55.51
gav
ah

32:56.82
Mad Dog
but

32:57.37
Chibbs
fifty eight million.

32:57.37
gav
oh

32:58.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

32:58.87
gav
I like, so a little further down, but you and me right in the same slot here, Bevo.

32:59.99
Mad Dog
what What a shit kicker.

33:02.67
gav
This is a goldmine, but this one just says, I like the music, but the singing has got to go.

33:06.36
Bevo
The singing has got to go.

33:08.96
Mad Dog
Who are these people? Swear

33:10.98
gav
like a renowned, incredible singer. I like the music, but the singing has got to go.

33:16.12
Bevo
What about this? sort of Fear and Loathing Media 2051. Ride is greater than height hat.

33:22.75
Mad Dog
to God.

33:23.13
gav
ah Jesus Christ.

33:24.07
Bevo
Yeah,

33:25.50
Mad Dog
who are these people swearing on

33:26.74
gav
oh

33:27.06
Chibbs
is there Is there a set list?

33:28.95
Bevo
yeah it was a bit hard to find, but go for it.

33:36.91
Chibbs
She doesn't play many shows?

33:38.14
Bevo
Yeah, I think she's doing the promotional thing because there's a lot of single song ones, but this is the only like full set.

33:41.88
Chibbs
Right.

33:42.75
Mad Dog
lot of Westfield stops.

33:44.25
Bevo
lot Westfields.

33:44.57
gav
ah

33:44.97
Bevo
Yeah, this at Ronnie Scott's Jazz Club, a very famous jazz venue.

33:45.66
Chibbs
matt Yeah, okay.

33:47.90
gav
that's sick fuck yeah

33:49.43
Bevo
September 23rd, 2025. Started Lots twelve forty five am m

33:54.59
gav
Oh, fuck yeah.

33:54.81
Chibbs
ah Why is that's fucking that is old.

33:55.32
Bevo
like go all

33:55.26
gav
i love that.

33:56.76
Bevo
on high

33:56.88
gav
That's a proper jazz club.

33:58.33
Chibbs
Yeah, it is.

33:58.20
gav
That's a fucking jazz club, man.

33:59.74
Chibbs
That's like we're on heroin and we play jazz.

34:02.49
gav
Yeah, fuck yeah.

34:03.67
Bevo
a lot

34:03.85
gav
Plutonium jazz. They've got a Geiger counter in that bitch. You just know they do.

34:08.79
Bevo
Lots of old standards, lots of them. But she does play Where Is My Husband in there. It's 14 songs, no encore, just a straight up 14 songs.

34:19.64
Bevo
ah Where would you play Where Is My Husband in here?

34:26.88
Mad Dog
4th. 3rd last.

34:27.86
gav
Yeah, fuck. Last is a good guess. I'm going to, maybe, maybe I'll go other end just to bookend it, but yeah, open, open with it.

34:30.01
Chibbs
yeah

34:34.94
Chibbs
I was going to say open as well, I'll go second.

34:38.78
Bevo
12th, third last.

34:40.00
gav
Oh, fuck. That's such a weird spot.

34:41.62
Chibbs
Third last is the shit spot to put it.

34:41.49
gav
What was, that is a shit spot.

34:43.34
Chibbs
I would fucking walk it i would have walked out at three am so upset.

34:46.04
Bevo
yeah

34:46.07
gav
Oh.

34:47.29
Mad Dog
yeah

34:48.02
Bevo
okay

34:49.46
gav
ah

34:50.23
Bevo
Yeah, lots of like um mellow-y, I only know the songs by the famous versions, but like, you know, Cry Me a River, What a Difference a Day Makes. They're all very like mellow, nice jazz standards.

35:01.66
gav
low yeah yeah

35:02.74
Chibbs
Okay.

35:04.18
Bevo
ah She does It's a Man's Man's Man's World, James Brown.

35:04.44
Chibbs
yeah Oh, fuck, yeah.

35:07.64
Bevo
Then she does Where Is My Husband.

35:08.31
Chibbs
What a song.

35:08.96
Bevo
Then she does You you Don't Know Me, which Ray Charles made famous. And then one of hers. So, yeah, I don't know.

35:12.98
gav
sick yeah it sounds good oh scrap the last a decade later scrapped the last of the lockout laws

35:13.93
Bevo
It would have been cool to see, I think.

35:16.20
Chibbs
would be cool. We need to hit a jazz club but up. You see that just New South Wales just scrapped all of their lockout laws?

35:22.66
Bevo
My lockout laws, yeah.

35:22.65
Mad Dog
Yes.

35:24.28
Chibbs
So let's go. Let's go. Let's go. jazz club.

35:27.08
Mad Dog
Yep.

35:27.82
Chibbs
let's go one am jazz club

35:29.55
gav
I think we might have to open a 1am jazz club if we want a 1am jazz club.

35:33.35
Chibbs
I can't

35:33.59
gav
I don't think one exists.

35:34.26
Bevo
about 1am podcast club?

35:36.36
gav
Oh, that would be just...

35:36.92
Mad Dog
And now I'm too old to enjoy it.

35:38.39
gav
that That would be the most toxic room you've ever seen in your fucking life.

35:39.80
Chibbs
watch the stage.

35:42.19
Mad Dog
Yeah.

35:42.58
Bevo
ah

35:44.66
Chibbs
ah

35:45.69
gav
I would kill myself on stage.

35:45.98
Chibbs
oh

35:52.92
Mad Dog
Fussle.

35:54.58
Bevo
the The characters of us are all getting very well developed as we go.

35:59.09
gav
Only 13th.

36:00.57
Chibbs
commercially the song was a success it peaked at number one in the yeah UK becoming Ray's second number one single in the country charted within the top ten in Australia, Austria, Canada Germany, Greece Iceland, Ireland, the Netherlands, New Zealand Norway, Sweden and Switzerland also became Ray's highest charting single in the US where it peaked at number 13 on the Billboard Hot 100 charts yep

36:21.62
gav
thirteen it's you said number one in Australia, right? Like, this is this is this is a hit.

36:26.74
Chibbs
top ten

36:27.06
gav
Oh, okay. Never mind. This is a hit. i Fuck.

36:29.69
Bevo
Yeah, it depends on if fucking Morgan Wallen or Taylor Swift put out an album.

36:33.30
Chibbs
Yeah, that's...

36:33.37
gav
Oh, actually, it it was kept off the fucking number one slot in...

36:38.73
Chibbs
What, by one of those dog shit new Taylor Swift songs?

36:38.71
gav
Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, Fate of Ophelia.

36:41.37
Bevo
Can you play the conspiracy stinger for me?

36:44.50
gav
Go on. Conspiracy stinger.

36:45.69
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, sure.

36:45.78
Bevo
Give me the...

36:49.69
Mad Dog
See you in end. yeah

36:51.83
Bevo
but A lot of people saying that Taylor Swift is like real malicious about keeping people off the charts.

36:56.89
gav
Yeah, okay.

36:57.46
Bevo
So he puts out like on purpose, puts out like variants and remixes and yeah.

36:57.88
Chibbs
Yeah, no shit.

36:58.36
Mad Dog
I believe that.

36:59.32
gav
I 100% believe that.

36:59.48
Mad Dog
I don't think Perry is a threat.

37:00.68
Chibbs
Doesn't she release stuff as soon as Katy Perry's about to release something? She releases music?

37:03.86
Bevo
yeah And I saw thing that was like, she put out, um, Oh no, she took Sabrina Carpenter on tour to spite Olivia Rodrigo.

37:05.30
gav
That... Apparently they have bad blood.

37:09.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:15.26
Bevo
And yeah, there's a lot of that kind of cattiness. I don't think it's entirely true, but.

37:19.56
gav
I'll tell you what. So you know the whole beef with those two? Do you know that deal? like the olivia Olivia Rodrigo, all the all the guy, that the the girl that stole her man that she's singing about is Sabrina Carpenter.

37:23.54
Bevo
Oh, she,

37:28.42
Bevo
they shared a boyfriend, didn't they?

37:31.77
Bevo
Yeah.

37:31.87
gav
Sabrina Carpenter dated Olivia Rodrigo's partner after her.

37:32.05
Bevo
Yeah.

37:35.66
Bevo
Yeah.

37:35.54
gav
um And then Olivia Rodrigo wrote a fucking, fucking yeah, entire album entire album.

37:41.11
Mad Dog
This track.

37:43.01
Bevo
Driver's license. Oh yeah.

37:44.24
gav
The entire fucking album. Heaps of those songs are about that.

37:46.78
Bevo
But people reckon that vampire is about Taylor Swift.

37:47.28
Chibbs
I saw doesn't but doesn't Charlie XCX have beef with Taylor Swift or something as well and I saw Taylor Swift and Charlie XCX was her support

37:49.53
gav
um That's pretty good, actually.

37:54.23
Bevo
Yeah.

37:57.27
gav
ah Nice.

37:58.56
Bevo
Well, she mentioned her on the one of her songs.

37:58.59
Mad Dog
Beef.

38:00.19
Bevo
Anyway, let's talk about Taylor Swift later in a different episode.

38:02.74
gav
Yeah, true.

38:03.42
Chibbs
yeah

38:03.50
gav
um Yeah. I can't even remember what the fuck I was talking about.

38:06.33
Bevo
good Good little quick conspiracy corner there, but...

38:08.35
gav
no, it's a good it's a good conspiracy.

38:08.90
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

38:09.20
Chibbs
Oh, good to get one in. Good to get one in.

38:10.40
gav
Yeah.

38:10.55
Mad Dog
a

38:10.90
Chibbs
All right.

38:18.15
Chibbs
Now, doggy.

38:18.84
gav
oh

38:18.96
Mad Dog
Okay.

38:20.69
Chibbs
I don't know, mate.

38:20.66
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:21.69
Chibbs
Like, I mean, it's up to you.

38:22.07
gav
I don't know, man.

38:23.09
Chibbs
it's It's your own belief if you could or you couldn't.

38:24.77
gav
It's a coin.

38:24.86
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:25.25
gav
if this one's This one's a coin toss for me.

38:26.52
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

38:27.58
Bevo
Maybe she thinks you're the one holding her back from her husband.

38:27.65
gav
I'm not saying... I'm not... yeah you don't want to Yeah.

38:30.68
Mad Dog
Well, look.

38:32.21
gav
Are you between her and her husband is the is the question.

38:35.42
Bevo
ah Yeah.

38:38.04
Bevo
Yes.

38:38.26
Mad Dog
um Yeah. um And even if I wasn't, I don't want to get in this person's path because...

38:47.10
gav
I like... Yeah.

38:49.34
Mad Dog
She is unhinged.

38:50.97
gav
No, I like this, though. I am picturing you're you're like in the way of her finding her husband and you end up fighting her and like you there's blows raining down left and right. You yeah youre really you really get into it scrapping.

39:00.64
Chibbs
On Ray.

39:03.73
gav
There's clothes being torn. And then like at some point, you end up kind of like in a locked in ah in a scrapping embrace and then it's just like... Slowly you stop fighting and then the arms drop and you wrap around each other and you make it out and it's like, you were the husband.

39:11.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.

39:14.58
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

39:16.18
Bevo
enemies to lovers arc.

39:18.23
gav
She's found her husband.

39:18.56
Mad Dog
yay Yeah, yeah.

39:19.35
gav
It is Mad Dog. That's what I want from this.

39:20.99
Mad Dog
And it's in like a blow-up pool full of Diddy baby oil.

39:26.07
Chibbs
but

39:26.01
gav
Yeah, yeah.

39:26.01
Mad Dog
ab

39:26.89
gav
It it yet it is in Diddy's jail cell. He's watching. He's just like, yeah he's paying good money for this.

39:31.56
Mad Dog
ae He's just cucking in the corner.

39:34.13
gav
Yeah, he's just like, I need to get a little bit...

39:34.65
Mad Dog
um Look, honestly, i'm I'm conceding here. I don't want anything to do with this this person at all.

39:44.57
Chibbs
Yeah, it seems she'll rip your eyes out.

39:47.54
Mad Dog
Yeah. Like.

39:48.11
gav
It's a smart move.

39:48.33
Chibbs
All right.

39:49.15
gav
It's a smart move.

39:50.23
Chibbs
Well, let's see here. It says here, would Mad Dog beat Ray in a fight? Short answer, probably not.

39:58.23
gav
Oh, God damn.

39:59.84
Bevo
Oh, first one.

40:02.39
Mad Dog
Yes.

40:02.46
gav
God damn.

40:02.62
Chibbs
Long... ah Here's the breakdown.

40:03.42
gav
Okay, Mad Dog.

40:03.61
Mad Dog
I know when I'm licked.

40:05.26
Chibbs
Here's the breakdown.

40:05.17
gav
I liked it.

40:05.21
Mad Dog
I know when I'm licked.

40:05.89
gav
Got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them, buddy.

40:06.49
Chibbs
what

40:08.17
gav
You got it.

40:08.44
Chibbs
Ray, unhinged in a focused way energy.

40:12.69
gav
yeah

40:12.95
Chibbs
Theater kid intensity plus real world grit has lived enough life to not panic when things get weird.

40:13.05
Mad Dog
Jesus.

40:19.75
Chibbs
You don't write that honestly unless you've got steel in you.

40:19.96
gav
Yeah.

40:26.45
Chibbs
Mad Dog, big confidence, bigger mouth.

40:32.23
Bevo
Like an animal.

40:34.78
gav
um Oh, well.

40:35.27
Chibbs
relies relies heavily on intimidation and momentum.

40:36.98
Mad Dog
Okay.

40:40.02
Mad Dog
ah Okay.

40:40.41
Chibbs
in the If the other person doesn't flinch, he gets confused fast.

40:48.21
Bevo
like an animal

40:48.57
Chibbs
How it actually goes. Mad Dog comes in loud, trying to win it early. Ray does not care. She absorbs the chaos, waits for him to gas, then flips the script with pure, I've already survived worse than this composure.

40:55.58
gav
She doesn't care.

41:03.34
gav
Fucking hell.

41:04.26
Chibbs
Verdict. Verdict. Mad Dog loses. Not violently, not dramatically. He just realizes halfway through that he's made a terrible mistake. yes Yeah, you got the vibe, doggy.

41:15.19
Bevo
Oh, well.

41:15.29
Mad Dog
Well, okay. Well, look, I knew.

41:17.40
Bevo
Oh, well.

41:18.17
gav
There it is. There it is, you know?

41:19.82
Mad Dog
i knew it. I knew it.

41:21.11
gav
Yeah.

41:21.58
Mad Dog
As soon as we...

41:23.00
gav
Yeah, no, I feel like, and you, I mean, you, you didn't, you didn't, that, that isn't the outcome that eventuated.

41:23.83
Mad Dog
Yeah.

41:26.41
Bevo
They can't only win this, can they?

41:27.85
gav
You conceded. It's like the the most powerful weapon in any fight is your boots as you're running away, mad dog. You did well.

41:34.56
Mad Dog
Yeah, you know...

41:46.07
gav
The caveat that on that is it unless you get shot in the back as you're running away, which is which is a distinct possibility.

41:46.33
Chibbs
What is...

41:51.03
gav
Maybe you should have just stayed and fucking scrapped it out for the for the best chance.

41:54.17
Chibbs
Try and get the gun.

41:55.38
gav
Yeah.

41:55.67
Mad Dog
I slowly backed away when she started talking.

41:57.46
gav
it's Yeah, that's fair. But yeah, always try and get the gun.

42:01.66
Chibbs
What's her net worth in 2026?

42:01.87
gav
It's...

42:03.66
Chibbs
What do you reckon, Bevo?

42:05.33
Bevo
I'm going to say similar to Youngblood. it was nine, wasn't it? Last time.

42:09.27
gav
It was eight.

42:09.68
Chibbs
I think so. Eight, maybe.

42:10.84
Bevo
ah I'll stay at nine.

42:11.07
Mad Dog
Eight.

42:11.68
Bevo
I'll stick with nine.

42:12.92
Chibbs
Okay, dog.

42:16.98
Mad Dog
Ten.

42:19.78
Bevo
scared now.

42:20.79
Chibbs
yeah gav

42:21.02
gav
yeah fuck is she is she playing arena shows though you know what i mean like i know but she's got number one hits was uh uh fucking old mate old mate wasn't number one i'm going to ah

42:29.10
Bevo
no shows.

42:29.43
Chibbs
Nah, I can't imagine so.

42:32.91
Bevo
I might go.

42:37.09
gav
fuck it i'll go around dozen i'll go well done well done

42:40.66
Chibbs
It's, uh, it's 10 million on the dot.

42:42.94
Mad Dog
Yes.

42:45.80
Bevo
No, that's fine.

42:48.25
Chibbs
There you go, there you go, alright.

42:49.14
Mad Dog
So she's rich and powerful.

42:49.18
gav
That's a tight spread though.

42:50.94
Mad Dog
Okay.

42:51.47
gav
That's a tight spread.

42:51.73
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, that's alright.

42:51.93
Bevo
Well,

42:52.39
gav
Yeah.

42:53.69
Chibbs
Let's rate this shit!

43:06.26
Chibbs
like Okay, what are we writing out of?

43:08.15
gav
Oh God. Um, how how many How many...

43:11.45
Mad Dog
Jesus.

43:12.60
Bevo
what do we talk about today? What have we spoken about?

43:14.84
gav
How many... How many kilometers are in the restraining order? How many how far you have to keep away from her after the fucking lyrics are...

43:20.82
Bevo
How far off is her husband?

43:22.31
gav
Yeah.

43:22.57
Chibbs
How far away is her husband?

43:23.04
Bevo
What is right behind you?

43:25.21
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:25.21
gav
ah yeah

43:26.10
Chibbs
Ten is space. Yeah.

43:28.38
gav
ah ah

43:28.41
Mad Dog
but

43:29.08
Bevo
that

43:29.30
Mad Dog
ah nice

43:31.64
Chibbs
the One is next door. What do you give this?

43:33.66
Bevo
is right behind you

43:35.89
Chibbs
What do you give it out of ten, Gav?

43:38.10
gav
um This is the best fucking song I've heard in in a... I fucking love this song, man. It's an absolute fucking ripper. um I mean, like I don't even think I can fucking give it anything more than a zero.

43:49.16
gav
I fucking love this song. It's ah it's a fucking tune, man.

43:52.77
Chibbs
What?

43:52.68
gav
Produced well, sung well.

43:53.40
Mad Dog
oh

43:53.85
Chibbs
Fucking, fucking what?

43:54.70
gav
Hits like a fucking freight train all over it.

44:00.78
Chibbs
Doggy, what are you giving?

44:04.46
Mad Dog
and sir um Yeah, look, but there's parts of it that are really cool and catchy. i got the Christina Aguilera Beyonce vibe straight away.

44:20.25
Mad Dog
There was just a lot going on for me.

44:25.24
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

44:26.42
Mad Dog
Hang on. Was I know there was

44:28.62
Bevo
lost Gav.

44:29.89
Chibbs
No, he's alright, he's back.

44:31.22
Bevo
so Yeah.

44:31.10
gav
ah Yeah, sorry.

44:31.30
Bevo
See ya.

44:31.66
gav
Not sure what happened there. Did you catch me? Did you get my...

44:33.71
Chibbs
No, what, so what did you give it?

44:33.82
gav
did you get my Oh my God.

44:34.90
Mad Dog
nine

44:35.92
gav
None of that.

44:36.34
Bevo
I heard none of that.

44:36.69
gav
Fuck. Oh my God. Okay. I gave it a zero. i fucking it's It's the best song I've heard in ages.

44:41.21
Chibbs
ah zero?

44:42.49
gav
i fucking love it. I reckon it's the best song I've heard in fucking ages.

44:45.15
Bevo
see that on your raps next year.

44:46.87
Chibbs
Okay, alright.

44:47.10
gav
It's... um You might see it on the raft. I feel like it was fucking...

44:49.85
Chibbs
It's as good as one week by Bare Naked Ladies.

44:52.28
Bevo
that

44:52.98
gav
At least. It's it's fucking so produced well. It's sung well. It hits like a fucking freight train, man. It's genuinely...

44:59.58
Chibbs
i think if you heard this song I think if you heard this song like times in a row, you'd be so fucking over it.

44:59.98
gav
I reckon it's...

45:05.62
gav
Well, I mean, i don't listen to any song 20.

45:06.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

45:08.86
gav
If I listen to my favorite song 20 times in a row, I'm fucking over it. You know, this is, that's not how I listen to music. The way I listen to music, this song is genuine. to It'll be in my top 100 next year.

45:18.58
Chibbs
Okay, but ah you heard when we did the Spotify wrapped episode, you heard how many times I've listened to particular songs.

45:19.26
gav
I don't know if it'll be in the top. in the

45:25.70
Chibbs
Like a song has to that's that good that I've listened to it like 140 something times.

45:25.59
gav
Yeah. So that's what I mean, though.

45:31.71
Chibbs
like Yeah.

45:31.99
gav
Yeah, no, my my top song had, I think, 29 plays because I listened to 10 fucking thousand songs in the year.

45:38.36
Bevo
Yeah, one like that too, yeah.

45:39.02
gav
You know what I mean? i'm i'm I'm a shotgun spread and I listened to my favorite ones like no more than 40 times.

45:44.92
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

45:45.11
gav
And this will not get 40 plays. This will not be number one, but it's a fucking good song, man.

45:49.82
Chibbs
zero.

45:50.06
gav
i reckon I reckon it's a zero for me. i fucking I can't fault it. I think it's a fucking good song.

45:53.82
Bevo
You can't question his choice.

45:55.77
Chibbs
Okay, dog.

45:57.34
Mad Dog
Yeah, just to to wrap it up, um

46:02.33
Mad Dog
there was too much going on for me in the chorus.

46:04.34
gav
Oh, don't be that guy. ah ah ah Mad Dog's parameters.

46:06.94
Bevo
Nothing happens or too much happens.

46:07.11
Mad Dog
Like, yeah, so if you've really got to...

46:09.22
Bevo
but

46:12.54
gav
Mad Dog's like trying to keep a fucking axolotl alive.

46:14.47
Bevo
He's looking for the Goldilocks zone.

46:15.42
gav
You've got like...

46:16.57
Bevo
fifty

46:17.42
Mad Dog
You've really got to thread the needle with nothing and too much.

46:18.97
gav
Jesus Christ.

46:20.92
Bevo
This porridge is too hot.

46:21.06
Mad Dog
So...

46:21.19
gav
Oh

46:22.88
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's it.

46:23.19
Chibbs
ah

46:24.18
gav
oh my God.

46:24.23
Mad Dog
um So it it kind of like burnt like blew my eardrums out, the fucking chorus part.

46:32.20
Bevo
It's a lot of information, isn't it?

46:32.75
gav
Since when is that a bad thing in music?

46:34.33
Chibbs
He genuinely needs the Goldilocks zone.

46:34.96
Mad Dog
But in shift,

46:35.91
gav
Fuck.

46:38.29
Chibbs
but That's what he's looking for.

46:38.55
Mad Dog
In a shit way, in a shit way.

46:39.99
gav
Oh my God. I can't believe what I'm hearing.

46:41.01
Mad Dog
But so if, so my piss is kind of simmering away on the, so like it'd be like

46:47.38
Chibbs
What? What? What? what

46:51.32
gav
If he's above five, I'm fucking, um um might i might close that I might close the session.

46:55.84
Bevo
The app. The man can't be pleased.

46:56.41
gav
ah

46:56.67
Mad Dog
the pasta would be al dente. i

47:00.06
gav
ah

47:01.10
Bevo
Yeah.

47:02.52
Mad Dog
So it's a seven.

47:03.64
gav
oh my god oh my fucking god shit the the man the man is the man is impossible the man is I am I am disgusted yeah fuck

47:04.25
Chibbs
Oh, my God.

47:05.91
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's a seven.

47:06.78
Bevo
the man copy pleased

47:08.66
Chibbs
oh my God.

47:08.54
Mad Dog
Yeah, too too much ha

47:11.10
Chibbs
I even enjoy music?

47:12.92
Mad Dog
a too much happening for me. Thank you very much. Yeah. My piss is warm and starting to bubble.

47:23.01
Chibbs
Bevo?

47:24.12
Bevo
ah I fucking love how like soul pop is becoming the thing.

47:26.67
gav
it's a great song it's a great song

47:30.70
Bevo
It's a, oh man. And like, do you know, if if you ever put this on Spotify, the next song that always seems to play is Olivia Dean, Man I Need, which is like the sister soul pop song for this.

47:37.82
gav
Yeah, fuck yeah. we We should probably do that song soon too, actually.

47:42.66
Chibbs
I'm not doing that song because that album is fucking unbelievable.

47:44.16
Bevo
It's too good. It's so good.

47:45.94
Chibbs
It's so good.

47:46.10
gav
Yeah. We need... Yeah, okay. well

47:48.09
Bevo
this This is so much fun and it's like it's manic and it's like you it's there is a lot going on.

47:48.54
gav
Fuck.

47:50.84
gav
Yeah.

47:55.05
Bevo
There's a lot of information that comes at you.

47:56.34
Mad Dog
There's a lot going on.

47:57.67
Bevo
I was kind of looking forward to this episode to find out what the fuck she was singing.

48:00.63
gav
ah That's so true. I didn't know what the lyrics were.

48:04.28
Bevo
um Yeah, ah it's fucking sick. It's not a zero because, it yeah, I might get sick of it after a bit. But let's say well let's say one.

48:15.21
Bevo
It's good.

48:15.10
gav
Nice.

48:15.78
Bevo
It's really good.

48:16.14
Chibbs
All right. Okay. um Yeah. Fuck, I dig it. I think it's unreal. It sounds like real music, like actual people playing music.

48:23.70
gav
Yes.

48:25.98
Bevo
Yeah.

48:26.17
Chibbs
um And ah fuck it.

48:27.06
Bevo
I'm so glad that's in.

48:28.54
gav
I'm so...

48:28.98
Chibbs
ah Same.

48:28.94
gav
sh I'm so shocked that Mad Dog is against this.

48:29.06
Mad Dog
Loudly and badly.

48:30.87
Chibbs
Like the fact the fact that like teenagers are just fucking so into Olivia Dean and i can put that album on and listen to it and my kids are just as stoked to listen to it as i am is so good.

48:32.60
gav
Fuck. Sorry, carry on.

48:42.23
Bevo
Yeah.

48:42.10
gav
Yeah, that's dope.

48:42.71
Bevo
You'd almost like, like if Nora Jones came out today, she'd be up there too.

48:43.02
gav
That's dope. Fuck

48:46.64
Bevo
Like that kind of stuff.

48:47.83
Chibbs
Yeah, it's just like an Amy Winehouse-y sort, you what mean?

48:48.12
gav
yeah.

48:48.88
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

48:50.31
Chibbs
It's that sort of thing, and but it's, yeah, fucking please bring it, bring it back.

48:51.74
Bevo
Yeah.

48:53.05
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

48:54.85
Chibbs
Because, and I, as much as the YouTube comment I read out was real harsh, I 100% agree with all of it. Like enough, enough of the bland, nothing pop music.

49:07.19
gav
Yeah.

49:08.31
Chibbs
Give us something, something real.

49:08.73
gav
this is This is it. Give us this.

49:10.71
Bevo
Yeah. yeah

49:11.13
gav
Yeah. Fuck yeah, man.

49:12.39
Chibbs
But,

49:12.27
Mad Dog
It's too much.

49:12.53
gav
This song...

49:13.21
Bevo
Real people singing real songs about real things.

49:15.83
Chibbs
I do think that, like, back in the day, if this had been the song that was really popular and I-98 played it, like, four times an hour, eventually you would be like, fuck, man, stop playing, stop playing that husband song.

49:26.52
Bevo
Yeah. Enough. Yeah. yourself Yeah. Yeah. Cool.

49:28.82
gav
Yeah, yeah.

49:29.37
Bevo
yeah

49:29.36
Chibbs
Like, it's good, I get it, but fuck, enough, enough. So I can't give it a zero or I'm going to give it a two.

49:32.36
gav
I'll tell you what.

49:35.10
gav
Yeah.

49:36.34
Bevo
yeah and cool

49:36.63
gav
Okay, fair, fair.

49:38.10
Chibbs
Because I don't think it don't think it's got survival, like like it' says got life of I could listen to it forever for a year.

49:38.28
gav
I'll tell you...

49:44.59
Bevo
Mad Dog's face right now says it all. You don't have to say anything.

49:46.78
gav
i i'm So I'm actually fucking...

49:48.31
Bevo
No.

49:49.55
Mad Dog
Yeah.

49:49.82
gav
I'm here and I'm just going to say right now that Mad Dog is a genre prejudiced man.

49:51.25
Bevo
Yeah.

49:54.86
gav
And I think if you listen to his live eps, he has picked songs that are white have way more going on than this and he lock they're his favourite songs.

49:57.94
Bevo
no

50:05.66
Chibbs
ah

50:06.38
gav
He's like, oh, that Rancid song that's absolutely fucking crazy shit for three minutes from start to finish. Brilliant track.

50:13.50
Bevo
if if If no one says, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up at any point, he doesn't want to know.

50:14.26
gav
A little...

50:16.15
Chibbs
if

50:16.73
gav
Yeah. You know what i mean?

50:17.33
Chibbs
billy billy jo Billy Joel isn't known for exactly the most simple of music.

50:18.13
gav
He's...

50:21.57
Chibbs
like

50:22.42
gav
Yeah, 100%.

50:22.66
Chibbs
There's a lot going on in Billy Joel song.

50:22.89
Mad Dog
No, no.

50:24.25
gav
ah hundred percent I mean, he's got the fucking Deftones in his list.

50:25.11
Mad Dog
it

50:27.29
gav
He's got like so much. I think was Calm Like a Bomb, was that?

50:29.23
Mad Dog
No.

50:31.32
Chibbs
That was me.

50:31.35
gav
Or Frenzel. Okay, Frenzel, definitely. You know what i mean? Like Mad Dog has got shit in his in his fucking live list that is way more intense than this and he's just gone, no, I refuse to listen i refuse to listen to some to some jazz pop, to some high energy jazz pop.

50:41.32
Mad Dog
No. I completely disagree. So... Yeah.

50:45.40
Chibbs
I completely disagree.

50:47.62
Bevo
I've never seen it i've never seen such a such a backlash on a score and I've been the recipient of many.

50:48.96
Mad Dog
Look... Yeah. i I strongly disagree.

50:55.58
gav
hu

50:56.84
Mad Dog
i think that there's...

50:58.41
gav
I like it with me, Mad Dog. Disagree.

50:59.58
Mad Dog
this yeah yeah Okay.

50:59.86
gav
It's so rare. ah

51:01.98
Chibbs
but good

51:03.90
gav
ah That is my conspiracy theory for tonight.

51:06.58
Chibbs
who

51:07.61
Mad Dog
Well, ah you know, I'll reflect on it.

51:09.63
gav
Rebuttal? re ro Rebuttal, Mad Dog?

51:12.02
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, rebutt.

51:13.02
Mad Dog
All I can say is that i my ears hurt after this, but I could listen to a whole album of Raised Fist and not have the same reaction.

51:22.50
Bevo
Here's a question. Would you listen to Raise Fist if they brought out a song called Where Is My Wife?

51:27.67
gav
but but If Raised Fist brought out a song called Where Is My Wife, it's definitely about a murder investigation where they've buried her in the woods, which for the record, i would also listen to and love.

51:29.88
Mad Dog
Probably.

51:34.55
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

51:34.78
Chibbs
Yeah, the Scandinavian tundra.

51:38.04
gav
So despite what I'm saying, me and Mad Dog definitely still have the most in common for the for the rating scale.

51:39.05
Mad Dog
Scandinavian, yeah.

51:39.32
Chibbs
good

51:41.69
Mad Dog
Pine forest.

51:45.78
Mad Dog
Yes, that's right.

51:47.34
gav
This time I'm just baffled that we're so far apart.

51:50.42
Mad Dog
Anyway, ill I'll take time to reflect, but...

51:53.08
gav
but know So so like we learn and grow.

51:53.14
Mad Dog
um

51:53.50
Bevo
okay. You can own your choice.

51:54.96
gav
That's what the podcast is all about.

51:55.70
Mad Dog
We do.

51:56.01
Bevo
That's fine.

51:56.18
Mad Dog
We do.

51:56.60
gav
Yeah, it's good. It's good.

51:57.67
Mad Dog
It's all good.

51:57.76
gav
And I still, just for the record, Mad Dog, I still love and respect you and consider you one of my dearest friends.

52:02.96
Mad Dog
I love you, brother.

52:03.70
Chibbs
Oh, everybody, go and get fucked.

52:04.24
Bevo
Oh, that's not wholesome.

52:04.09
gav
I love you. Yeah, everyone else can fuck off.

52:06.78
Mad Dog
smith

52:07.58
Bevo
yes

52:15.15
Mad Dog
Ow! Ow! My ears! Ow!

52:28.41
gav
What a fucking song, man.

52:28.92
Mad Dog
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