Lips Are Movin - Meghan Trainor

This week on 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die, we take aim at Lips Are Movin by Megan Trainor — a song that somehow convinced the world it was quirky, empowering, and not just the same chorus shouted at us for three straight minutes.

We break down how this track rode the post-All About That Bass wave, why the lyrics make absolutely no sense if you think about them for more than five seconds, and how Trainor built an entire pop empire on retro vibes and lyrical confidence that may or may not be earned.

There’s production chat, pop culture context, questionable messaging, and the important stuff — like whether Megan Trainor could beat one of our hosts in a fight.

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Transcript

00:00:00.00
Bevo
I think.

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Mad Dog
2014, wow.

00:00:01.53
gav
Yeah, well, you can fucking you can fucking tell that.

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Chibbs
and

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Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, of the podcast we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to take the nearest booking of the Sarco pod.

00:00:53.08
Mad Dog
The Sarko pod?

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gav
I'm not.

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Bevo
We might have to explain that one.

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Chibbs
Yeah, well take the whatever booking you can get, the soonest booking you possibly have for the Sarco pod.

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gav
Yeah.

00:01:01.46
gav
That's the suicide pod, right?

00:01:03.51
Chibbs
Yeah, it's the Swedish suicide pod.

00:01:03.59
Bevo
Ah.

00:01:04.15
gav
Yeah. Nice.

00:01:05.02
Bevo
I assumed that would be the case.

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Mad Dog
Oh.

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gav
Yeah.

00:01:08.14
Bevo
that's a that's ah That's a good one for this format.

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gav
meet Me before you spec. Yeah. Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
Yeah.

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Chibbs
I imagine it has some sort of online booking system.

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Bevo
Pertinent.

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Bevo
Ah, fuck, they're full up.

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Mad Dog
I was imagining it was one of those...

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Bevo
Full up for April.

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gav
ah

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Chibbs
ah

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Mad Dog
a Japanese Airbnbs where it's just like a sun tanning bed that you can fucking sleep in?

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gav
A pod hotel. Yes. Yes.

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Bevo
I was really hoping for a spring suicide.

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Chibbs
I went past ad to a pod hotel last night in the city.

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Mad Dog
Yeah, right.

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Chibbs
there

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gav
um' so I've stayed in one. I stayed in one in Singapore, I think.

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Mad Dog
Did you?

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gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was sick.

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Mad Dog
Was it?

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gav
It was all...

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Bevo
can't imagine.

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Chibbs
it was sick

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gav
It was sick. I mean, it's it's it's it was a really, Singapore's fucking expensive and it was a really cheap bed in somewhere where you want to be, we we were like, we're not going to spend any time.

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Bevo
Claustrophobic.

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Chibbs
under the radar but

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gav
i had some people that were looking for me. i won't get into the details. And I thought, where's the last place anyone would ever want to be? pod hotel.

00:02:05.39
Mad Dog
A pod. Yeah. Okay. A pod in Singapore. Yeah. Okay.

00:02:11.10
gav
um Yeah, no, I thought it was fun.

00:02:12.06
Mad Dog
um Yeah. Sick. All right.

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gav
A little enthusiastic there, man.

00:02:17.91
Bevo
Well, we've covered all the bases already and it's nearly two minutes in

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gav
Anyone got some animal facts?

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Chibbs
speaking amo Speaking of being on the run from the law in Singapore, we are doing Lips are Movin' by Meghan Trainor.

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Mad Dog
Thank you.

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Chibbs
Fade out.

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Bevo
That's enough.

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gav
Please, please fade out.

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Chibbs
Fade out.

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gav
Yeah. Yeah.

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Chibbs
Lunatic made this drop. Fucking hell.

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Bevo
lot of information in there.

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Chibbs
Do you think the person, like, ah there's no way they actually had horns on this.

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gav
yeah

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Chibbs
Like, it's all MIDI.

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Mad Dog
No.

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Chibbs
But do you think even just the when the producer pulled it up for the MIDI keyboard for that fucking low tuba thing, do you think even they were slightly embarrassed by the, like, just that, womp, womp, womp, womp?

00:03:21.23
Bevo
the Barry, it's a Barry, Barry Sachs.

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gav
butba

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Mad Dog
while

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gav
Ha

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Mad Dog
but but

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gav
ha ha ha

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Chibbs
And he's just there going, I fucking hate my life.

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Bevo
I just, I got to respect though.

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Chibbs
I hate my life.

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Bevo
Like no other pop female pop artist has such a distinctive, like mega trainer is fifties do up with 2010 sass.

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Chibbs
Shitness.

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gav
ah

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Mad Dog
Okay.

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Bevo
Like no other pop artist has that, that closer description except for like pop music, you know?

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Mad Dog
Fair enough. Fair enough.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
Is

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gav
I also feel like this is a product of its time because this is 2014 and that is like we can listen to it now and go that's fucking the producer must have been embarrassed okay never mind then the producer is almost certainly still embarrassed never mind carry on can

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Bevo
She's still, no, she's still putting out shit like this.

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Chibbs
Yeah, just she keeps putting shit down this.

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Mad Dog
she? Is she?

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
I think, like, that annoying-sounding fucking tuba or whatever the fuck it's called, a crumb horn or whatever the fuck they call it.

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Mad Dog
but but

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gav
ah

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Mad Dog
red

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Bevo
All right, just just for the real facts, it's a baritone saxophone.

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Mad Dog
a

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gav
can you Can you rub my crumb horn?

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Mad Dog
Hang on.

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Chibbs
Wait, that sound?

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Mad Dog
What the fuck is a crumb horn?

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gav
ah Yeah, crumb crumb horn.

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Chibbs
What's the thing?

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Bevo
Yeah. Barry sax.

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Chibbs
What's the... What's... No, what's the... What's... There's this... Look, when you go see, like, Hot Potato Beam, that cunt's got that huge fucking cup, and it's even bigger than a tuba.

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Bevo
Oh, that's a tuba. Flugel. No, no, you're euphonium, I think you're thinking of.

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Chibbs
It's something else. Yeah, that.

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Bevo
No, it's a Barry sax.

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Chibbs
It's one of those, isn't it?

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gav
Yeah, the crumb horn.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Okay, baritone sound.

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Mad Dog
Crumb.

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Chibbs
Either way. Either way.

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gav
Good lord.

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Chibbs
ah Taylor Swift did it for Shake It Off. What the whole thing is that shit?

00:04:51.12
Bevo
euphonium fans and are listening to this going, ah, fuck.

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Chibbs
Isn't it?

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Mad Dog
You dickheads.

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gav
This, so I was, the comparison the comparison will be drawn later in a different way.

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Chibbs
hers

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Bevo
Ripping the headphones so

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Chibbs
You phony him.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
It's not a crumb hole.

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Bevo
off.

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Mad Dog
You fucking... Yeah.

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gav
But yeah, there is a lot of specifically 1989 on this, T-Swift's 1989 influence on this track.

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Bevo
Oh, you reckon?

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gav
Shake It Off came out ah two months before this. And I feel like this this feels like a cut copy to me.

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Mad Dog
Do you reckon 2014 is just like a nothing year?

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Chibbs
I don't know.

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Bevo
Well, 1989 was like, that's the turning point for Taylor, I feel like.

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Chibbs
What was big in 2020?

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Bevo
that's when she became

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gav
That's a fucking great album.

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Chibbs
Great, great albums.

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gav
Great fucking album.

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Bevo
That's when she became the world's biggest artist.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
What else happened in 2014?

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gav
Well, that was when...

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Chibbs
That's true.

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gav
that was If you look, actually, her feuding with Katy Perry with Bad Blood on that album, that was the turning point of both of their careers, wasn't it?

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Bevo
Oh, yes, yes, she buried her.

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Chibbs
Yeah, that's true.

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gav
That's a real sliding door moment.

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Chibbs
100%.

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Bevo
Did you see that Katy Perry is now with... um

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Mad Dog
Jesus.

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gav
Not Orlando Bloom.

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Chibbs
Oh, the Prime Minister from Canada.

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gav
Did they split?

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
No, the Prime Minister from Canada.

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Mad Dog
Some astronaut?

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Bevo
Canadian prime minister.

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gav
justin Justin Trudeau...

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Bevo
She reached for the stars and ended up in Canada.

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Mad Dog
Oh, not really.

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Chibbs
yeah

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gav
ah

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Mad Dog
Christ almighty.

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gav
Oh, shit.

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Chibbs
Okay, we're going to spin the wheel.

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Bevo
right. people We do jump scares now.

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Chibbs
Spin the wheel.

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gav
ah

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Mad Dog
Could you be...

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Chibbs
We're spinning. We're spinning.

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gav
It's spinning. Bevo, it's spinning.

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Chibbs
We're spinning, baby.

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gav
It's spinning, Bevo.

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Chibbs
I'm fighting Mega Trainer.

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Mad Dog
Yes!

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gav
Yes!

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Bevo
Oh, you're a

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Chibbs
How's that?

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Mad Dog
It's finally Chibsy.

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Chibbs
All right.

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gav
Yes! What a first bout.

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Mad Dog
Finally Chibsy.

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gav
He's professional record of zero and zero. Let's figure this out. Let's see where it goes.

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Chibbs
how's that alright

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Mad Dog
Did you put your stats in?

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Mad Dog
I didn't see your stats.

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Bevo
man.

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Chibbs
Stats are in. Stats are in here.

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Mad Dog
a ah yeah

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Chibbs
um All right. I'm 10 centimetres taller than Megan Trainor.

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Mad Dog
Yes.

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Bevo
no

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Chibbs
I imagine that that goes to...

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Bevo
period you're a fairly slight man

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Chibbs
Yeah, she must be tiny. to took So... I'd say I've got reach on her.

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Mad Dog
Yeah, okay.

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Chibbs
um Doesn't have her weight. Her build is average. Medium cardio. That's the same.

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Mad Dog
Medium.

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Chibbs
That's what I've got as well.

00:07:00.98
gav
Yeah, nice, nice.

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Chibbs
um She has no fighting experience where I did get into some fights in primary school.

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Mad Dog
You got plenty. Yeah, plenty.

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gav
Yep, yep.

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Chibbs
um Signature move. Oh, dirty tactics. Willingness. Low. Mine is situational.

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gav
Oh, okay.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
Yep. Yep.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
I feel that.

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gav
Is it situational like if I'm in a fight, then yes?

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Mad Dog
Actually...

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gav
Is that the situation?

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Mad Dog
Yeah, exactly.

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gav
Even What?

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Mad Dog
Anytime that it is required, then yes.

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gav
ha

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Chibbs
If there is combat involved, I will be dirty.

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gav
even

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Chibbs
Real dirty.

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Bevo
The situation is that there is a fight.

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gav
even if ah

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Mad Dog
Yes.

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Chibbs
Yeah. Okay. so yeah. I guess we're going to see. Well, let's let's go back. But um'm I'm fighting. Could I beat Megan Trainor in fight? I don't know.

00:07:47.32
Bevo
i think yes.

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Chibbs
I mean, is It is 2014, Meghan Trainor.

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Mad Dog
No, but I...

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gav
It is 2014.

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Chibbs
It's not anorexic, combat, isn't it?

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gav
It is. It is.

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Bevo
I'm also...

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Mad Dog
it's It's not a Zempick being a trainer.

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Bevo
Yeah, no stick figure, silicone Barbie doll.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
nay

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Bevo
I do recall that story you told a couple of episodes ago about hitting someone repeatedly with a cricket bat because he whaps you.

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Chibbs
that was a bat that was bat related do i get a bat this is hand the- hand combat isn't it

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Bevo
Yeah.

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gav
it's it's it's hand to hand Unless...

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Mad Dog
He did love a weapon.

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Chibbs
Yeah, to be fair, I'd probably kill her.

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Mad Dog
um

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Chibbs
But I can't be for sure.

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Mad Dog
He did throw a bike at me once.

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gav
if you If you had a...

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Chibbs
I did throw... I do prefer a weapon. I did throw a rocket magic.

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Mad Dog
do you remember Do you remember throwing the bike at me? Yeah, it was good.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
Nice.

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Bevo
Do you remember throwing the bike at me?

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Mad Dog
yeah

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gav
Oh,

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Bevo
The title of my autobiography.

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Chibbs
Yeah. but Let's get into these lyrics.

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gav
oh nice.

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Chibbs
The lyrics go, the refrain.

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gav
Let's do it.

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gav
Oh.

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Chibbs
What's the refrain?

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Bevo
I love a good refrain.

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Chibbs
What's the refrain again, Gover?

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Bevo
That's like if you if you had like a drinking song and someone sang a verse and then everyone joins in for the chorus, that's the refrain.

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Chibbs
Oh, right.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
That's it. okay all right

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Mad Dog
Sing us a song, your piano man.

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Chibbs
Okay.

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Bevo
Yeah, that's a refrain, I would say.

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Chibbs
yeah oh it's

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:09:00.54
Chibbs
All of the Piano Man by Billy Joel is a refrain.

00:09:03.28
gav
Nathan Lyon? All

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Chibbs
uh it goes if your lips are moving if your lips are moving if your lips are moving then you're lying lying lying baby if your lips are moving if your lips are moving uh-oh if your lips are moving i said you're lying lying lying baby they

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Bevo
Okay, I've got two scenarios here.

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gav
right.

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Chibbs
thought the goat

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Bevo
One fantastic and one a bit more normal.

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gav
right

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Bevo
You guys seen a labyrinth where she's like, there's like the two door knobs and one of them tell, always tells lies and one of them always tells the truth.

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Mad Dog
Yes.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
Yeah.

00:09:38.23
Bevo
So maybe she's in the labyrinth.

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Chibbs
She's in David Bowie's Labyrinth.

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Mad Dog
Okay.

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Bevo
he

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Chibbs
ah

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gav
and what's the and what's the fantastical And what's the fantastical one, Bevo?

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Bevo
tights

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
Oh, she's a path. She knows a pathological liar.

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gav
ah yeah

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
And it's a baby.

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Mad Dog
It's a baby.

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Bevo
does ah Does anyone else have a story about a pathological liar?

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Chibbs
i fucking hate you, Harley Jarvis.

00:10:02.68
Mad Dog
Yeah, you fucking piece of shit.

00:10:05.40
Chibbs
yeah

00:10:06.07
Mad Dog
Um...

00:10:07.57
gav
I don't have a story about a pathological lie, but I feel like you've got one cocked and loaded.

00:10:09.45
Bevo
I knew one.

00:10:10.55
gav
What do we got?

00:10:10.94
Bevo
Yeah. ah it's It's getting vague now because it was many years ago, but he would just tell people like he had industry connections and stuff. And he, he, he reckoned he had backstage passes to like a Nickelback concert and he fully printed out fake tickets.

00:10:18.29
Mad Dog
ah Uh...

00:10:24.50
gav
ah

00:10:25.21
Bevo
Not for me, for someone else I know who'd like fully bought it.

00:10:27.67
Chibbs
Oh my God.

00:10:29.02
Bevo
And um yeah, he just, he kind of just disappeared one day when the lies got too much. Yeah.

00:10:33.53
gav
Wait, so hang on. Did he try and take someone to...

00:10:34.94
Mad Dog
I caught up.

00:10:35.93
gav
Did he try and take them to that concert?

00:10:38.33
Bevo
I think it was just like one of those like, yeah, this will be sick. And then when it came around, it was like, you know, I can't even remember the full detail, whether he just forgot or it just didn't happen or.

00:10:43.22
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

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Chibbs
Oh.

00:10:46.78
gav
yeah Jesus.

00:10:48.14
Bevo
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
see

00:10:48.31
Chibbs
I went i went i went't access all areas to a show last night.

00:10:48.25
gav
Yeah.

00:10:48.82
Mad Dog
He went to great lengths. Yeah.

00:10:50.80
Bevo
Yeah.

00:10:54.17
gav
I saw that at the Metro, right? Was that the Metro?

00:10:56.09
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:10:56.53
gav
Yes.

00:10:56.92
Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
Great venue to be accessed all areas at.

00:10:57.53
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Backstage. Watched side of stage. Fucking sat in a VIP booth.

00:11:02.33
gav
And you met old mate from Snot. Super

00:11:05.56
Chibbs
Met guitarist from Snot. Yeah. Fucking O.

00:11:07.99
gav
dope. Oh, my God.

00:11:08.89
Chibbs
So cool. So cool.

00:11:09.72
Mad Dog
chipsy Chibsy, would Jason Super Mario Brothers Amoroso fit into that category?

00:11:16.22
Chibbs
Yeah, of course he's a fucking impulsive liar. Anyone that tells you that their middle name is Super Mario Brothers with a straight foot with a straight face.

00:11:21.62
gav
ah ah ah oh my god

00:11:26.26
Mad Dog
this is This is in year one.

00:11:29.02
gav
I love you've called him out by first middle surname and nickname.

00:11:32.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:11:32.41
Chibbs
yeah but be fit To be fair, I never called him anything other than Jason Super Mario Brothers Amoroso for the rest of his life.

00:11:33.22
Bevo
Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:11:33.64
gav
That's

00:11:36.66
gav
so fucking good.

00:11:39.68
gav
Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:11:40.92
Mad Dog
Yeah, exactly.

00:11:41.43
Chibbs
yeah Like, this one fuck-up someone did.

00:11:43.51
Bevo
I swear everyone in school had that, that had the Nintendo lie going on.

00:11:46.84
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:11:47.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:11:49.34
Bevo
I remember one kid telling me all these lies about um these like schoolyard rumors that everyone had about Pokemon cheats that you could do in the game that didn't really exist, but someone's uncle worked at Nintendo and they told you that.

00:11:49.39
gav
that's so fucking good

00:11:57.59
gav
yeah yeah

00:12:02.80
Bevo
And yeah.

00:12:03.86
Chibbs
Were they Japanese?

00:12:06.01
Bevo
Yeah. I didn't think of that at the time. Yeah.

00:12:09.53
gav
i remember um I remember hearing that like if you got like people would flatten like a straw and put it inside the reset thing inside the bottom of a Digimon. Remember like the old and and that's what I mean.

00:12:18.33
Bevo
Oh, that's that's real. I used to do that all the time.

00:12:20.54
gav
i remember I remember hearing that being like, okay, that's just another one of those fucking dumb things. And then my mate was sitting there at the recess, did it like 16 times in a row. And then he got some crazy fucking Digimon and we all just lost our fucking mind.

00:12:29.78
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah,

00:12:30.38
gav
i was like, oh my God, it's real. That's like the the only one I ever saw get up.

00:12:32.78
Bevo
I've got, in the next room next to me, I've got a folder that has a little slit cut out of it where I would have made the tab, you know, for it still to this day.

00:12:40.12
gav
Oh, that's so good. Jesus Christ. I've still got my little fucking 97, 1997 fucking, um, what's it called?

00:12:46.93
Bevo
Oh, wow. Digimon.

00:12:48.16
Chibbs
It's still alive to this day.

00:12:48.01
gav
Digimon? Still alive. I still feed it.

00:12:50.87
Bevo
I've got to feed her right now.

00:12:50.81
gav
Still feed it.

00:12:53.94
Chibbs
Just in the middle of the night, you seem like, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.

00:12:54.10
gav
Oh I've already, I've already, I'll say I've already got two of those.

00:12:54.03
Mad Dog
Thank you.

00:12:56.28
Chibbs
You're like, ah, fuck.

00:12:57.18
Bevo
The baby's crying. you' like Hang on, I've got to...

00:12:58.81
Chibbs
a

00:12:59.19
Bevo
Digimon's just done a shit.

00:12:59.59
gav
I've got to clean my...

00:13:01.69
Chibbs
Yeah, I honestly got to a point, I remember, i maybe was when I had my first, it must have been when I had my first kid, I was playing The Sims a lot, like on your phone, like free Sims.

00:13:13.21
gav
ah so you could So you could drown the baby in the bathtub and not feel guilty?

00:13:16.98
Chibbs
ah just I think I was just up.

00:13:18.35
gav
ha ha ha ha!

00:13:18.62
Chibbs
I was just up a lot, and it's pretty fucking boring having a baby, and like you know you're trying to settle them. You're just sitting there like fucking rocking the cot, or yeah, doing that thing.

00:13:26.17
Bevo
bouncing on a ball that's what that was very yeah

00:13:28.78
Chibbs
was just playing The Sims, and then I realized like baby had been asleep for ages, and I've just been fucking stressing because it's like...

00:13:33.75
gav
a

00:13:34.47
Bevo
yeah

00:13:38.65
Chibbs
this person's got to fucking get to work and they've got to do this. And then I remember just sitting there one day, they were sitting on the toilet playing it. and I'm just like, what the fuck am I doing?

00:13:46.15
gav
I don't know.

00:13:49.56
Chibbs
Like the fuck am I doing here?

00:13:51.53
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:13:52.34
Bevo
I think I've told this story before. A mate of mine very recently, a couple of years ago, he was like, dude, they've brought back Tamagotchis. And I think there was an R2D2 one or something like that. He's like, you should get one because I got one.

00:14:02.38
Bevo
And I'm like, I have so much real responsibility in my life.

00:14:05.46
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:14:05.85
gav
ah

00:14:07.22
Bevo
okay

00:14:07.32
Chibbs
yeah

00:14:08.24
Bevo
I do not need fake responsibility to add to

00:14:10.40
Chibbs
that yeah yeah that's 100% what it was

00:14:11.86
gav
I just had a massive fucking flashback. do you remember? i used to, with those Digimon's, used to let the shit build up on the screen, like feed it, do all the normal shit, and let the shit build up, and it would turn into a shit monster who threw shit.

00:14:21.59
Bevo
The poo was, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:22.86
gav
It would throw shit as it's attack.

00:14:24.28
Bevo
It would reward your shitty parenting.

00:14:25.91
Chibbs
yeah yeah yeah

00:14:25.85
gav
It just launched shit. It was so good.

00:14:28.95
Bevo
Yeah.

00:14:29.43
gav
Love that.

00:14:29.75
Bevo
Good times. Good times.

00:14:30.77
gav
Good zabs.

00:14:31.35
Mad Dog
old All you young listeners won't know what the fuck we're talking about.

00:14:34.10
Bevo
Nah, yeah. And now we're having real babies that'll turn into little pieces of shit and throw shit.

00:14:35.64
gav
Bolt. Bolt. as I was like, bold of you.

00:14:39.58
Chibbs
Shit monsters.

00:14:39.48
gav
ha

00:14:39.64
Mad Dog
Little pieces of shit.

00:14:41.40
gav
hey super Super bold of fucking Mad Dog to assume we have young listeners.

00:14:45.82
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's true. That's true.

00:14:47.86
gav
I don't know our demographic, but I assume it's...

00:14:49.21
Bevo
we didn't talk much about um megan trainer much yeah

00:14:52.28
Chibbs
Well, she hasn't given us anything other than she thinks a baby's lying to her.

00:14:52.30
gav
Oh, yeah, I guess.

00:14:53.53
Mad Dog
Yeah. I reckon the first verse might be something there.

00:14:57.60
Bevo
i just like the idea that she's in a relationship with someone who's literally 100 of the time like young gravy level never take a loss like

00:15:05.54
Chibbs
loss.

00:15:05.72
Bevo
Always lying.

00:15:06.85
Mad Dog
Just, I, there is no truth at all.

00:15:07.16
Bevo
Always. way

00:15:08.94
Chibbs
Always lying.

00:15:11.03
Bevo
Honey, where are you? I'm in the kitchen. you're not.

00:15:15.54
Mad Dog
yeah

00:15:15.70
gav
yeah

00:15:16.05
Chibbs
Why?

00:15:16.86
Mad Dog
i bet you're not.

00:15:18.65
Chibbs
Why'd you have to lie about that? I wasn't.

00:15:21.60
Bevo
Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:15:25.37
gav
ah

00:15:27.90
Chibbs
Verse one. Boy, look at me in my face. Ah, tell me that you're not just about this bass. Wait, what the fuck?

00:15:38.23
Chibbs
Is she just referencing her other so

00:15:38.39
gav
Yeah, no, she did. She did reference rather her other yep.

00:15:40.60
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

00:15:40.76
Mad Dog
She did.

00:15:42.90
Chibbs
Tell me that you're not just just about this base. Ah, you really think I could be replaced? Nah, I come from outer space.

00:15:53.81
Chibbs
hey and I'm a classy girl.

00:15:54.07
Bevo
but

00:15:54.36
gav
A

00:15:57.17
Chibbs
I'm a hold it up. You full of something, but it ain't love. And what we got straight overdue. Go find somebody new.

00:16:09.62
Bevo
See, a lot of those lines are lies too.

00:16:09.59
Mad Dog
Wow.

00:16:10.73
gav
lot going on.

00:16:12.27
Bevo
She's not from space.

00:16:13.69
gav
Yeah.

00:16:17.79
Chibbs
Wait, what?

00:16:19.19
gav
Yeah.

00:16:19.15
Mad Dog
Outer space.

00:16:19.45
Chibbs
Okay. so

00:16:20.25
Mad Dog
Not just space, outer space.

00:16:23.16
gav
Yeah, she's not on the ISS.

00:16:24.09
Mad Dog
but Like that's, yeah.

00:16:24.80
gav
She's from a different galaxy.

00:16:27.08
Bevo
extra, extraterrestrial extra extra, extra terrestrial.

00:16:28.82
gav
Yeah.

00:16:29.21
Chibbs
She's just there like, oh you, look in my eyes.

00:16:30.20
gav
and but

00:16:33.60
Chibbs
I'm an alien. Do you understand what I'm saying?

00:16:38.14
gav
And I'm a classy girl.

00:16:38.33
Chibbs
yeah

00:16:39.35
Mad Dog
he

00:16:39.82
gav
I'm a classy girl.

00:16:40.02
Chibbs
yeah

00:16:40.08
Mad Dog
Do you understand this?

00:16:41.11
gav
Oh, my God.

00:16:41.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:16:44.31
Chibbs
Yeah, I am from out of space.

00:16:46.65
Mad Dog
Yes. I'm not your normal fucking big-ass girl.

00:16:51.45
Chibbs
You can't lie to me. yeah. yeah

00:16:53.43
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:16:54.38
Chibbs
Don't come here for this bass or bass.

00:16:57.94
gav
I'm all about this bass.

00:16:58.16
Bevo
Or maybe

00:16:59.86
gav
Oh my god.

00:17:00.60
Mad Dog
Now we're talking.

00:17:00.89
gav
I like your ah like you're full of something but it ain't love. I'm like imagining him just like bleeding out and he's like, yeah, no that's that's blood.

00:17:07.99
Bevo
or maybe he's one of the poo Digimon.

00:17:08.56
gav
humans Humans need it.

00:17:10.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:17:11.09
gav
Could be a poo digimon. Could be.

00:17:12.57
Bevo
Maybe she's...

00:17:12.90
Chibbs
Bleeding out. You're not full of love at all.

00:17:14.36
gav
but you know That's not love.

00:17:15.79
Chibbs
all this red stuff.

00:17:15.90
Bevo
hi

00:17:15.64
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:17:17.22
gav
it's it's

00:17:17.17
Mad Dog
You're full of shit.

00:17:19.00
gav
It's red like love.

00:17:21.21
Chibbs
Why does it smell like love?

00:17:21.56
Bevo
It's just him lying as well.

00:17:23.19
gav
ah

00:17:23.60
Bevo
Shitting his pants. It's blood. It's blood.

00:17:25.69
Chibbs
but

00:17:26.46
gav
but but

00:17:26.74
Chibbs
It's lying. Did you just shit yourself? I'm bleeding. out of my dick.

00:17:34.23
Bevo
Also, tell me that you're just not about this bass, not just about this bass. Maybe she's got like a fucking mad 60s rickenbacker that's like, she never plays.

00:17:42.18
gav
He's trying to...

00:17:42.39
Chibbs
ya

00:17:42.83
gav
Ha ha ha ha

00:17:44.02
Chibbs
I can't wait to get my hands on that bass.

00:17:45.36
Bevo
He's like. this

00:17:49.01
Chibbs
She's dating um fucking Bootsy Collins or something.

00:17:51.50
Bevo
Yeah.

00:17:51.83
gav
ah

00:17:52.71
Chibbs
It's like, oh, yeah.

00:17:58.97
Bevo
first

00:17:59.26
Chibbs
The fucking star glasses.

00:17:59.86
Bevo
Have you seen his basses like the star shape?

00:18:01.72
Chibbs
Yeah. That's from outer space.

00:18:03.83
Bevo
Like Diamontis and stuff.

00:18:05.21
gav
a ah

00:18:05.43
Chibbs
Yeah. that's like that's for me out of space

00:18:09.37
Bevo
Or um one of the best basses ever is ah Michael Anthony from Van Halen. He's got one that the body shape is a Jack Daniels bottle.

00:18:16.19
Chibbs
Daniels bottle.

00:18:16.30
Bevo
Have you seen that?

00:18:17.75
Chibbs
Yeah. Is he dead?

00:18:18.87
Bevo
And he's got... No, no. he's he's

00:18:21.27
Chibbs
Really?

00:18:21.72
Bevo
He still goes hangs around with Sammy Hagar. Not so much the Van Halen brothers.

00:18:25.30
Chibbs
Because he used to down a bottle of Jack Daniels on stage.

00:18:28.70
Bevo
He was the best one.

00:18:30.54
Chibbs
He was the best one!

00:18:31.29
gav
He was the best alcoholic.

00:18:31.67
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:18:32.58
Bevo
gods in Van Halen.

00:18:32.62
Chibbs
what?

00:18:33.02
Mad Dog
He was the most put together.

00:18:35.12
Chibbs
At what?

00:18:35.13
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:18:37.82
Bevo
He was the only one without any drama.

00:18:38.26
Chibbs
You can't just say he was the best one!

00:18:40.06
gav
Ha ha ha ha

00:18:40.62
Chibbs
What does that even mean?

00:18:40.57
Mad Dog
yeah

00:18:42.30
Chibbs
Best what?

00:18:43.56
Mad Dog
He used to handle the finances.

00:18:45.18
Bevo
you can't I can't say he's the best.

00:18:45.53
gav
ah

00:18:46.46
Bevo
He can't be the best musician in Van Halen because he'd be like a close fucking third or fourth.

00:18:51.48
Chibbs
He came up with that keyboard bit and jump.

00:18:54.62
Bevo
No, he didn't even do that.

00:18:57.76
Chibbs
But he was the best one.

00:18:58.90
Bevo
No, he was the only one that had no drama with any of the other.

00:19:02.04
Chibbs
he was drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels, sculling it on stage.

00:19:02.03
Mad Dog
Oh, really?

00:19:02.47
Bevo
Out

00:19:04.95
Mad Dog
yeah

00:19:06.14
Chibbs
fuck

00:19:07.11
Bevo
of his base.

00:19:06.87
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:19:08.11
gav
God.

00:19:08.66
Mad Dog
Out of the base.

00:19:10.36
Bevo
Yeah,

00:19:10.46
gav
ah

00:19:11.90
Chibbs
No drama. he's Fucking unconscious.

00:19:15.77
gav
That's why he was no drama. was always completely cockeyed.

00:19:18.34
Chibbs
Can you imagine how fuck-eyed you'd be? He would do that in the middle of a set. Like, how long is that going take before it kicks in and you are fucking seeing triple?

00:19:26.20
Mad Dog
Completely fucked.

00:19:27.74
Bevo
yeah. yeah

00:19:28.15
gav
Alcohol is super quick too.

00:19:28.15
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:19:29.31
gav
Like if you're fucking just necked a bottle of Jack, you've got like, you've got about 90 seconds until you can't fucking speak.

00:19:33.88
Chibbs
Do you think he was just putting fake do you think he was putting fake stuff in it?

00:19:37.78
Bevo
probably has to drink the whole thing well the sugar

00:19:37.98
gav
Like just, just a big Jack Daniels bottle full of iced tea. my God. Oh,

00:19:42.30
Chibbs
And he's like, ah, ah, brain freeze.

00:19:42.26
gav
ah ah oh my god

00:19:52.89
Bevo
very good very good I didn't even believe that myself i don't know why I said that

00:19:52.76
gav
ah

00:19:53.27
Chibbs
Michael Anthony was the best one.

00:20:00.76
gav
I love that Jim's gone all in on you about it.

00:20:03.35
Bevo
ah just um I just finished listening to Alex Van Halen's audio book, read by him.

00:20:08.57
Chibbs
yeah.

00:20:08.89
Bevo
and um yeah, they're all, yeah.

00:20:09.24
Chibbs
Can he read?

00:20:13.06
Chibbs
Weren't they all mentally retarded, Van Halen?

00:20:13.11
Bevo
He's, um well, you'll find that in the book.

00:20:16.41
Chibbs
Oh, right, okay. well Just tell me.

00:20:17.94
gav
um imagining I'm imagining that he's...

00:20:18.49
Chibbs
i fucking hate Van Halen. I'm not going to read it.

00:20:21.12
gav
Surely his handler read it and recorded it like in audio format and then he just put on earphones and just listened to it and then just repeated it all into his own recording to device.

00:20:29.87
Chibbs
Phonetically.

00:20:29.99
gav
Yeah.

00:20:30.83
Bevo
It's not Moby Dick, I'll say that.

00:20:30.78
gav
Yeah. ah

00:20:36.22
Chibbs
Yeah, I just got the idea, like, any time you saw any of the Van Halens or anyone, like, so you go, I think he's, I think he might be mentally retarded. I think, I think Van Halen might be mentally retarded.

00:20:50.09
Bevo
Oh, you don't like Van Halen too, don't you?

00:20:51.45
Chibbs
I hate them.

00:20:51.73
Bevo
that's thats be Yeah.

00:20:52.13
Chibbs
I think they're so shit. But he just seemed like a flat out gump.

00:21:00.43
Mad Dog
Gump.

00:21:01.85
gav
like Forrest Gump?

00:21:03.61
Bevo
See, the the funny thing is like the other, the two Van Halen brothers, Alex and Eddie, biggest egos on the planet.

00:21:04.95
Mad Dog
yeah

00:21:09.30
Chibbs
then

00:21:10.74
Bevo
And then you've got David Lee Roth who he's, he lives to be a fucking Bugs Bunny cartoon character. And then you've got Michael Anthony, the bass player is the most normal.

00:21:17.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:21:20.60
Bevo
of the four

00:21:21.50
gav
ah I eat the best one, yeah.

00:21:22.27
Bevo
Just like,

00:21:22.55
Chibbs
Yeah, he's the he's the best one.

00:21:26.23
Bevo
yeah.

00:21:26.56
Chibbs
Yeah. Is

00:21:27.17
Bevo
Yeah. The only good singing voice in the band. And yeah, let's not talk about Van Halen on the, ah

00:21:31.50
Chibbs
it the um David Lee Roth, like Henry Rollins has the story about, but yeah, is it?

00:21:35.71
Bevo
Oh, love that story.

00:21:37.51
Chibbs
it was that Was that David Lee Roth?

00:21:37.91
Bevo
yes Yeah. Yeah. yeah

00:21:39.54
gav
What's the story?

00:21:40.50
Chibbs
but Henry Rollins was doing a radio interview or something and David Lee Roth was leaving the the like the radio station as Henry Rollins was coming in.

00:21:51.00
Chibbs
And Henry Rollins was like, oh, hey, like, you know, not a big fan, nice to me whatever.

00:21:53.75
Bevo
He's like, I'm a big fan. like him

00:21:56.49
Chibbs
And David Lee Roth had a trench coat on and he's like, do you want to have a drink? Do you want to drink?

00:22:02.71
Bevo
He pulls it open and beers in the coat.

00:22:03.90
Chibbs
Do you want to have a drink?

00:22:04.47
gav
oh

00:22:04.94
Chibbs
He's like, na no, no, I don't drink. he's like He's like, what do you have?

00:22:08.06
Bevo
He goes, what's the matter? You got school tomorrow.

00:22:09.46
Chibbs
yeah po Yeah, what's the matter? You got school tomorrow? And I'm in this coat and it's full of bees?

00:22:15.51
gav
Oh, incredible.

00:22:16.41
Chibbs
It's a trench coat full of bees?

00:22:21.15
Bevo
Oh, man. And like Henry Rollins and David Lee Roth could not be more opposite people.

00:22:25.18
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:22:25.40
gav
yeah

00:22:25.61
Chibbs
No. No, not at all.

00:22:27.83
gav
incredible

00:22:29.11
Chibbs
The pre-chorus goes, you can buy me diamond earrings and deny, i nine nine nine i deny, na

00:22:38.78
gav
ah

00:22:39.00
Chibbs
but i smell her on your collar so goodbye bye bye bye bye bye

00:22:46.56
Bevo
Sounds like my dog.

00:22:49.40
gav
you've You've been patting other bitches.

00:22:52.41
Bevo
that on your, uh, what's that on your leg?

00:22:52.87
Mad Dog
Bitches.

00:22:58.62
gav
ah ah

00:23:01.21
Bevo
notice it When dogs sniff, they sniff out, not in like,

00:23:01.18
gav
the

00:23:04.98
Mad Dog
That is and's the best dog sniff I've ever had.

00:23:07.99
Bevo
yeah, you can't do it. You can't do an in sniff and make it sound like a dog.

00:23:09.83
Mad Dog
Oh, Bevo.

00:23:11.23
Bevo
It's an out sniff.

00:23:11.26
Chibbs
Can you imagine trainer is it's it's like a dog sniff, it's got more of a dog sniff technique.

00:23:17.28
Bevo
Megan, Megan, dog trainer.

00:23:19.22
Chibbs
yeah

00:23:19.64
gav
ah

00:23:19.56
Mad Dog
Oh, Bevo.

00:23:21.08
gav
Nice. Nice, Bevo.

00:23:23.58
Mad Dog
ah bevo ah but

00:23:25.32
gav
That's quality. Quality content from you, mate.

00:23:27.51
Chibbs
Like, she what he's he's come home with diamond earrings, gone, Meghan Trainor, well, no, he wouldn't call him Meghan Trainor because he's always lying.

00:23:35.42
Bevo
No, he's lying. Everything is just lying.

00:23:37.20
Chibbs
So he'd have to always call her something else.

00:23:37.14
gav
ah

00:23:38.55
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:23:39.02
Bevo
What's your name? What's your name?

00:23:40.84
Chibbs
yeah I don't remember your name, but I've got you diamond earrings.

00:23:41.81
Bevo
Can't remember.

00:23:43.38
gav
I don't know yet.

00:23:44.10
Mad Dog
Legan Maynard.

00:23:45.90
Chibbs
But it's actually just he's got two handfuls of dog shit because he's a liar.

00:23:45.91
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:23:46.30
gav
But I did.

00:23:50.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:23:50.39
gav
ah ah

00:23:52.18
Chibbs
And then she's like, comes and gives him a hug and just gets up to the collar and is like...

00:23:57.59
gav
ah

00:23:58.33
Chibbs
Yeah. Nah.

00:23:59.16
Mad Dog
Ha ha ha ha ha.

00:24:02.65
gav
Good God.

00:24:04.44
Mad Dog
On your collar. a

00:24:07.80
Bevo
Also, like, if you can interpret those first two lines, you can buy me diamond earrings and deny 9999. That's a lie. Like, did you buy these earrings? No.

00:24:16.70
Chibbs
not

00:24:16.88
Bevo
No.

00:24:16.87
gav
No.

00:24:17.27
Bevo
Well, it says your name on the receipt.

00:24:17.58
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:24:19.19
Bevo
No, wasn't me. nope, nope.

00:24:21.32
gav
That's not my name.

00:24:21.57
Chibbs
I don't know what you're talking about.

00:24:22.36
gav
That's not who I am.

00:24:23.61
Chibbs
who are you ah

00:24:27.31
Mad Dog
It's permanently o opposite day for this bloke.

00:24:28.28
Chibbs
Who are you? I don't even live here.

00:24:32.98
gav
ah

00:24:33.16
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:24:35.67
gav
Oh, you think I, you still think I exist, huh? Crazy. ah

00:24:40.23
Bevo
It's getting deeper and deeper.

00:24:41.18
gav
ah

00:24:41.69
Chibbs
yeah just It's gaslighting through the fucking...

00:24:42.04
Mad Dog
yeah

00:24:44.72
Bevo
He just clothes on himself because he's got nowhere way to go.

00:24:46.05
Chibbs
It's just like... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:48.52
Bevo
Yeah.

00:24:48.86
Chibbs
It's like Harvard fucking level gaslighting.

00:24:48.82
Mad Dog
To an...

00:24:49.72
Bevo
New York, Pluto.

00:24:50.58
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:24:51.98
Chibbs
It's just...

00:24:52.02
Mad Dog
Out of space level.

00:24:54.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:24:54.01
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:24:55.99
Chibbs
Convinced that she's an alien at some point.

00:24:57.72
gav
ah oh You

00:24:57.75
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:25:00.34
Chibbs
so I was born in New York. It's like... ah you you're You're an alien. You came on a craft from out of space.

00:25:06.68
Mad Dog
yeah Hang on.

00:25:08.22
gav
you you were you were born on you were born in cleflon knife What are you talking

00:25:08.57
Bevo
new york pluto

00:25:09.97
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah. New York or New Block?

00:25:15.99
gav
ah

00:25:20.92
gav
but but ah

00:25:25.91
Bevo
I cannot top that.

00:25:26.19
Mad Dog
New

00:25:27.45
Bevo
It's good.

00:25:28.18
Chibbs
a shirt

00:25:28.06
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:25:28.38
Bevo
Oh, man.

00:25:29.21
gav
thats

00:25:29.87
Mad Dog
Block.

00:25:30.84
gav
New blog.

00:25:31.27
Mad Dog
New Block.

00:25:32.50
gav
I love...

00:25:33.38
Chibbs
It's just the New York...

00:25:33.90
gav
It's just like the I love I heart NB.

00:25:34.66
Chibbs
It's the New York... It's the New York skyline, but, like, it's got, like, at the the ring of satin around it or something.

00:25:37.02
gav
Oh, fuck. Dude.

00:25:41.68
Mad Dog
UFOs above it.

00:25:43.45
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:25:48.28
gav
fuck

00:25:52.02
Bevo
it

00:25:54.36
Chibbs
The chorus goes...

00:25:54.63
Mad Dog
So much shit.

00:25:57.56
Chibbs
I know you're lying, lying, because your lips are moving, moving. Tell me, do you think I'm dumb? I might be young, young, but I ain't stupid, stupid.

00:26:09.69
Chibbs
Talking around, talking around in circles with your tongue. i gave you bass, bass. You gave me sweet talk, sweet talk, saying I'm your number one. Woohoo.

00:26:26.14
Chibbs
But I know you're lying, lying, because your lips are moving, moving. Baby, don't you know I'm done? hey

00:26:40.26
Mad Dog
In hair

00:26:40.57
gav
um i've got I've got a slightly new take on this one. I reckon that perhaps he's in a coma and maybe she's his in-house carer and he you know he's he's been in this...

00:26:51.54
Mad Dog
scarer?

00:26:52.52
gav
he's

00:26:52.89
Bevo
ah I've just figured out what you where you go.

00:26:55.19
gav
And he's he's like lying in bed and she she walks in unexpectedly and she spots him just like mumbling to himself.

00:26:55.83
Bevo
is yes

00:27:02.94
gav
but What the fuck was that? And he's like, oh, shit. Stop it. I know you're lying. Your lips were moving.

00:27:11.31
Mad Dog
Talking around in circles with your tongue.

00:27:11.96
Bevo
Or like he's a, he's a ventriloquist and she's like, this is bullshit.

00:27:12.18
Chibbs
He's... He's...

00:27:18.60
Bevo
I see your lips.

00:27:20.09
Chibbs
let me You fucking liar.

00:27:20.06
gav
no The twist is that there's him making her say that as a ventriloquist. He's just like, I see your lips moving. She's like, wow, I didn't even say that.

00:27:30.63
Chibbs
It's hilarious to think hilarious to think that she's so fucking annoying. This guy's gone, I can't leave her. I'm going to pretend I'm in a coma.

00:27:39.70
gav
I can't, I can't leave that sick 60s Rickenbacker that I still need to play.

00:27:43.80
Chibbs
yeah Until I can figure out how to get it out of that locked case. ah

00:27:48.32
gav
Ha ha ha ha

00:27:48.63
Bevo
And he's he's in the coma and he's going, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.

00:27:51.74
gav
ah

00:27:52.76
Bevo
and

00:27:54.71
Mad Dog
My fallback plan if she won't accept the breakup is to lapse into a coma until she leaves.

00:28:00.54
gav
yeah

00:28:01.62
Chibbs
He just hears the baritone sax going around the house all the time. bob

00:28:05.08
Mad Dog
Wap, wap, wap.

00:28:06.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:28:08.38
Bevo
And the piano. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

00:28:10.07
Chibbs
yeah He's like, oh my God. It's not even bass on this song.

00:28:14.97
gav
yeah

00:28:16.37
Chibbs
It's a sax.

00:28:16.29
Mad Dog
Wait. Oh, fuck. She's coming. She's coming. Coma, coma, coma.

00:28:26.07
gav
Yeah. We've fallen down the coma funnel. I knew we'd get there

00:28:28.38
Mad Dog
yeah

00:28:28.72
Bevo
Yeah. was a good final this time, I think.

00:28:31.16
Chibbs
I gave you base. What does that even mean?

00:28:34.42
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

00:28:35.40
gav
I like that it's giving him bass.

00:28:35.68
Bevo
Rickenbacker.

00:28:37.05
Mad Dog
It's ass.

00:28:40.54
Chibbs
like okay.

00:28:40.34
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's ass.

00:28:41.98
Chibbs
Right.

00:28:42.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:28:43.90
gav
I gave you a feed of fish and you gave me sweet talk.

00:28:44.31
Bevo
Yeah.

00:28:47.03
Bevo
Well, okay. Well, let's let's go real into it. The other song is I'm All About That Bass No Treble, which is referencing her larger body size.

00:28:56.60
Chibbs
Is it?

00:28:56.92
gav
So he gave her a larger body size.

00:28:57.83
Bevo
Yeah.

00:28:57.79
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:28:59.51
Bevo
Yeah, she's basically saying, we haven't done all about that bass, have we?

00:28:59.64
gav
Did she give him a large corpse?

00:29:03.48
Chibbs
It's triple skinny and base is fat. Is that what you're saying?

00:29:06.36
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bass.

00:29:06.74
Mad Dog
Yes.

00:29:07.52
Bevo
That's what she's saying. when I'm not saying that.

00:29:08.82
Chibbs
She had no skinniness to her at all.

00:29:08.78
Mad Dog
So she...

00:29:09.30
Bevo
jason

00:29:10.11
gav
Bevo, is that your personal opinion that you've now touted online?

00:29:11.19
Chibbs
Right.

00:29:13.59
gav
LAUGHTER

00:29:14.90
Mad Dog
yeah

00:29:15.26
Bevo
Allegedly, that's what she's saying.

00:29:16.02
Mad Dog
The internet's forever.

00:29:20.59
Bevo
So she's giving him bass, which is her body size.

00:29:25.02
Mad Dog
ah fat ass. Yeah.

00:29:27.45
Bevo
Well, not no, that's what I'm saying. It's not just the ass. It's the whole thing.

00:29:31.74
Mad Dog
Oh, is it?

00:29:32.12
Chibbs
Okay.

00:29:32.76
Bevo
Yeah.

00:29:32.66
Mad Dog
I just thought it was a big ass. Anyway.

00:29:36.58
Bevo
It could be, actually. We haven't done that one, I don't think. We did a different me in Trainor Song, didn't we?

00:29:41.24
Chibbs
Did we? Oh, we did No.

00:29:42.07
Bevo
I can't. Yeah, that's right. We've got to do all of that.

00:29:44.49
Chibbs
Insufferable fucking song.

00:29:44.96
Bevo
Thanks.

00:29:46.53
gav
How does that one go?

00:29:47.35
Bevo
My name is no.

00:29:47.39
gav
don't know if I

00:29:47.83
Chibbs
It says No. No.

00:29:48.79
Bevo
My sign is no.

00:29:49.50
Chibbs
then is no you need no but and no an avenue but no

00:29:51.18
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah.

00:29:52.54
gav
was on that one.

00:29:53.05
Bevo
Yeah. oh megan

00:29:53.30
gav
That's good. That's good.

00:29:54.74
Bevo
I've said this many times before. All the Megan Trainor songs are just 2005 Super A slogan tees.

00:30:00.95
gav
ah

00:30:02.68
Bevo
but Set to doo-wop music.

00:30:03.93
gav
that's good

00:30:03.95
Mad Dog
I don't

00:30:04.89
gav
that's good

00:30:08.66
Chibbs
Uh, okay. If you've got to tell someone that you're not stupid, you might be the stupidest person in the room.

00:30:15.72
gav
Do you answer?

00:30:15.91
Bevo
There's a shirt. Not stupid.

00:30:16.82
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:30:17.71
Bevo
on the back.

00:30:18.56
gav
Real dumb.

00:30:20.66
Bevo
100% D-U-B-M or something.

00:30:20.90
Chibbs
A hundred percent.

00:30:21.66
gav
do you and

00:30:23.67
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:24.22
Bevo
Okay.

00:30:24.60
gav
ah real dumb

00:30:29.40
Chibbs
It's the the Tim Robinson, the the Santa came early this year. It's like the fucking line I use all the time.

00:30:34.30
Mad Dog
Oh, I love that one.

00:30:37.53
Chibbs
It's just like, I know it's a joke. I'm not stupid. I'm smarter than you.

00:30:43.00
Mad Dog
yeah

00:30:44.86
Chibbs
I'm smarter than you. Yeah, yeah I don't know.

00:30:49.19
Mad Dog
I love that one.

00:30:50.02
Chibbs
i mean, yeah.

00:30:50.09
Bevo
Look at verse two. Jesus.

00:30:52.13
Chibbs
Oh, fuck me. All right. Here we go. Verse two. Hey, baby, don't you bring them tears, because it's too late. Too late, baby. Oh, hey. You only love me when you're here.

00:31:05.72
Chibbs
You're so two-faced. Two-faced, babe. Oh.

00:31:09.91
gav
how would she know How would she know?

00:31:10.27
Bevo
Batman.

00:31:12.03
gav
That's like if a tree falls in the forest. You only love me when you're here. It's like that's all that matters.

00:31:17.25
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:31:17.40
gav
he's he's not he's not If he's not there, what does it matter?

00:31:17.59
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:31:21.44
Mad Dog
Yeah. That's her.

00:31:22.46
Chibbs
Ever since he's been in this coma, I don't know if he loves me or not. Yeah!

00:31:25.11
gav
ah she She goes into the kitchen and he's like, welp, she's gone forever.

00:31:25.40
Bevo
he's got Maybe he's got no object permanence like a baby.

00:31:25.71
Chibbs
Except for Harley Two-Face.

00:31:28.98
Bevo
but

00:31:29.58
Chibbs
Is this a man-bat situation?

00:31:29.34
Mad Dog
but

00:31:32.57
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:31:33.53
Chibbs
but

00:31:34.52
gav
comes back with a bottle of water and he's he's overjoyed.

00:31:35.13
Mad Dog
Oh, she's back. I love you. he

00:31:38.16
gav
I'm so in love. Look at this person that's just walked back into my life. Man battle.

00:31:42.23
Chibbs
ah i'll be too fast

00:31:45.43
gav
ah

00:31:48.57
Chibbs
is this a man bat situation

00:31:51.83
Mad Dog
A man bat. Hang on.

00:31:55.32
gav
main battle

00:31:55.74
Bevo
uh, well,

00:31:56.29
Mad Dog
Are we talking about a man bat here?

00:32:00.14
Bevo
we, we've done that. It's, it's done. We've done the,

00:32:02.39
gav
ah

00:32:03.22
Chibbs
We had haven't done Harvey Two-Face.

00:32:03.07
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:32:04.90
Chibbs
Who was the best Two-Face?

00:32:05.78
Bevo
no, Harvey Dent to face. Oh, well, okay. We got, um, Dominic Jones and, uh, what's the other guy from the dark night series?

00:32:09.02
Chibbs
Tommy Lee Jones.

00:32:15.87
gav
Oh, fuck. Yeah. um

00:32:17.40
Chibbs
Aaron Urquhart.

00:32:19.90
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:32:21.18
Bevo
Okay.

00:32:21.08
gav
Okay.

00:32:21.38
Bevo
Yeah. I wouldn't have known that. Or the, um, yeah,

00:32:23.30
gav
Jerk it. Jerk it.

00:32:24.73
Chibbs
So I could have just made up. could have made that up.

00:32:26.84
Bevo
yeah. I liked, I liked the Batman animated series, Batman, uh, two face.

00:32:27.68
Mad Dog
Yeah, mate.

00:32:30.69
Chibbs
Oh, got it. Aaron Urquhart.

00:32:32.57
Mad Dog
yeah al my

00:32:33.18
gav
Fucking hell, man.

00:32:33.43
Bevo
Nice.

00:32:33.86
gav
You sniped that. You're fucking fantastic with actors. I feel like I gas you up every time you do this, but it's fucking...

00:32:37.66
Chibbs
Fantastic.

00:32:38.29
Bevo
It's the walk in IMDB.

00:32:40.55
gav
It's uncanny the number of times you're just like, oh, yeah, that random fucking side character that everyone can barely picture their face, and you're like, here's their first, middle, and last name in the year they were born.

00:32:50.68
Chibbs
But totally unnecessary.

00:32:50.54
gav
Scares me a little bit.

00:32:52.86
Bevo
I can do that with bands, even bands I don't like.

00:32:53.20
Chibbs
He's also Aaron Brockovich.

00:32:55.22
Bevo
so I know that stuff. But, yeah, movies is...

00:32:57.47
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:32:58.46
gav
What does he play in aaron brokovicch is he Is he...

00:32:58.39
Mad Dog
Hey, guys.

00:33:00.90
Chibbs
He's the motorbiking boyfriend.

00:33:02.62
gav
Oh, holy fuck, he is.

00:33:02.74
Mad Dog
Yeah, he is. is.

00:33:05.31
gav
Goddamn.

00:33:05.30
Mad Dog
He is. Hey, guys.

00:33:06.94
gav
Man.

00:33:07.32
Mad Dog
You haven't...

00:33:08.93
Chibbs
Gavin's just like, whoa!

00:33:11.15
gav
Like that.

00:33:11.24
Mad Dog
What? Aaron Erkard, what?

00:33:13.56
Chibbs
yeah

00:33:13.62
Mad Dog
um Hang on a second. Are we talking about Fritzl?

00:33:16.95
Bevo
ha

00:33:17.30
Chibbs
Wait, why?

00:33:20.62
Chibbs
Yeah,

00:33:20.89
gav
Yeah, back it up. What are you doing?

00:33:21.85
Bevo
Yeah.

00:33:21.85
Mad Dog
ah haven't I haven't brought it up in a while, but...

00:33:22.71
Bevo
you

00:33:23.53
gav
Are we... but Yeah, are you just...

00:33:24.92
Bevo
The

00:33:25.05
Mad Dog
but

00:33:26.00
Chibbs
because there's no reason.

00:33:26.02
gav
Is that all is that all you're going to say?

00:33:28.09
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:33:28.22
gav
yeah

00:33:28.66
Chibbs
No reason to.

00:33:29.62
Mad Dog
hey Hey, baby, don't you bring them tears, Elizabeth.

00:33:31.54
Bevo
fans have been writing in.

00:33:35.33
Chibbs
No, no, no, no.

00:33:35.77
Mad Dog
shut Shut the fuck up because it's too late.

00:33:37.82
gav
yeah

00:33:38.05
Chibbs
Was Joseph a liar?

00:33:41.34
Mad Dog
You're already locked up.

00:33:43.91
Chibbs
He didn't tell them.

00:33:43.80
Mad Dog
You only love me when you're here. Every now and then when you visit the basement, you're...

00:33:51.19
Chibbs
How often was he getting in the basement, Joseph?

00:33:53.36
Mad Dog
Oh, every Christmas?

00:33:55.89
Chibbs
No, he was in there all time, wasn't he?

00:33:55.95
gav
It's got to be more often than Christmas.

00:33:56.54
Bevo
me

00:33:57.43
gav
Yeah, it's not worth...

00:33:57.75
Bevo
Got feeder.

00:33:58.47
gav
It wasn't worth digging out the basement if you're not going in there at least weekly.

00:34:03.74
Chibbs
He hadn't told her the world didn't exist or anything.

00:34:03.88
Mad Dog
I feel like he had a dumb waiter.

00:34:06.79
Chibbs
Like, he hadn't told her that, like, civilization had collapsed above this is why we live down here. He's just...

00:34:13.86
Mad Dog
Anyway, I just thought I'd reintroduce Fritzl for listeners.

00:34:16.54
Bevo
Yeah, just a soft launch.

00:34:16.77
gav
you've never and

00:34:18.24
Bevo
Yeah.

00:34:18.49
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:34:18.58
gav
ah so yeah

00:34:18.98
Chibbs
Soft launch.

00:34:19.96
gav
ah

00:34:21.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:34:22.39
gav
i think I think the reason that it hasn't been mentioned for a while was because the links were getting more and more tenuous so if you're to relaunch Fritzl I reckon give give it a wait until it's a good strong case

00:34:27.58
Bevo
tenuous.

00:34:30.36
Mad Dog
Well, i've I've forgotten to to um sort of have my scanner on for it. So yeah.

00:34:38.30
gav
Okay, fair enough. yeah You're a bit sensitive. Your scanner's a bit sensitive. You got it cranked up to 10.

00:34:43.29
Mad Dog
Yeah. Well, I'll be.

00:34:44.22
gav
Roll your scanner back into the into the yeah high high fives, low sixes.

00:34:46.55
Chibbs
Are there any more lyrics?

00:34:48.12
Bevo
No, I think that's it.

00:34:48.32
Mad Dog
Nah, that's it.

00:34:49.68
Bevo
That's it.

00:34:49.45
Mad Dog
i'll be I'll be looking hard for him from now on.

00:34:50.11
Chibbs
Fuck, great. Why is it, huh?

00:34:53.69
Bevo
The fans have been writing in. why Where's the Fritzl talk?

00:34:55.01
Chibbs
What is this?

00:34:56.18
gav
where's the what

00:34:56.38
Mad Dog
but Why aren't we talking about Joseph Fritzl so often now?

00:34:59.88
Chibbs
Does Mad Dog not even care about Joseph Fritzl anymore?

00:35:01.59
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:35:01.93
gav
Oh, I also haven't spoken about Andrew Chan for a while. I was really on his i was on his wagon for Chan chat.

00:35:06.56
Chibbs
Chin chat.

00:35:07.35
Bevo
Well, um ah i get every crevice chat in every time.

00:35:07.61
Mad Dog
Chance.

00:35:11.22
Bevo
so Yeah.

00:35:11.03
Mad Dog
Correct.

00:35:11.64
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true

00:35:11.86
gav
Yeah, well, there's a lot of crevice chat.

00:35:12.08
Mad Dog
Yeah. Remember who always gets his way?

00:35:14.39
Chibbs
I think Eternity comes up a lot in songs.

00:35:14.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:35:14.72
gav
Andrew Chan.

00:35:15.05
Mad Dog
That's right.

00:35:18.11
gav
That's why, yeah.

00:35:18.49
Chibbs
the idea of Eternity.

00:35:19.86
gav
Yeah.

00:35:20.41
Chibbs
More so than, um yeah, born-again Christians in Indonesian prisons.

00:35:22.26
gav
More so than Andrew Chan. Yeah.

00:35:27.26
Bevo
I think we can all relate to it. crevice, you know, more than serial killers.

00:35:32.28
Chibbs
It was released on the 21st of October, 2014. 4,788 days after the

00:35:42.37
gav
And like 42 days after fucking 1989 or Shake It Off came out.

00:35:47.62
Chibbs
there you go ah

00:35:47.48
Mad Dog
And isn't she fucking happy about it?

00:35:50.31
gav
It's probably not exactly 42. I should have done the math. But anyway, it's there.

00:35:53.53
Chibbs
fuck it whatever uh ah yeah so but basically she's openly talked about label pressure and conflict around the sound of her singles So it's like, yeah, it does give me the idea that she keeps going.

00:36:07.30
Mad Dog
Wop, wop, wop, wop.

00:36:09.75
gav
Ha ha ha ha ha!

00:36:09.98
Bevo
yes

00:36:12.97
Chibbs
Like she could be like the fucking, ah she could she could have been Adele before Adele was at.

00:36:19.10
gav
ah

00:36:19.43
Chibbs
And it's like, but they've just come in and it's like, I've got this big broad that wants to sing songs. And they're like, okay, well, ah it this goes two ways.

00:36:27.86
Mad Dog
Roll on.

00:36:30.22
Chibbs
We've got the the slow, sad piano. oh we've got this baritone sax.

00:36:34.80
Bevo
Joaquin Dewar.

00:36:35.87
Mad Dog
Wop. Yes.

00:36:36.81
gav
I'll say rips rips a rips a fat line off his desk and says give me that crumb horn baby

00:36:36.80
Mad Dog
Crum horse.

00:36:37.06
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:36:37.34
Mad Dog
Ripping alive.

00:36:43.64
Chibbs
yeah

00:36:44.66
Bevo
the got this This is like a folder. He's got a filing cabinet. pulls out like old unused 50s tracks.

00:36:51.96
Mad Dog
yeah

00:36:52.50
Bevo
He's got a filing cabinet.

00:36:53.49
gav
Oh,

00:36:54.14
Bevo
There you go.

00:36:54.04
Mad Dog
hi

00:36:54.58
Chibbs
yeah

00:36:54.91
Mad Dog
crumble

00:36:57.12
gav
fuck.

00:36:59.14
Mad Dog
ripping along

00:36:59.54
Chibbs
But it is a bit of a sad story that it's like, it turns out she's just really not into this at all, but it's just absolutely force fed, like just pinned down a funnel down the throat and just fucking do what?

00:37:05.75
Bevo
This style. But it's so distinct.

00:37:09.11
Mad Dog
He hates it. It's

00:37:12.63
Bevo
and so It's so distinctively her though. Like.

00:37:15.61
Chibbs
it

00:37:16.93
Bevo
Yeah.

00:37:18.30
Mad Dog
just been waterboarded.

00:37:20.22
Bevo
As terrible as it is, it's refreshing that she has a ah distinctive style.

00:37:21.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:37:25.11
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

00:37:26.39
Bevo
Yeah.

00:37:26.65
Chibbs
I guess.

00:37:29.02
Mad Dog
like

00:37:31.14
Chibbs
I guess.

00:37:32.73
gav
Okay. Okay.

00:37:34.33
Chibbs
So i did, I, was,

00:37:34.22
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

00:37:36.69
Bevo
gearing up for the fight now. It's like I'm ready for this joke.

00:37:39.90
Chibbs
i i was um

00:37:43.62
Chibbs
genuinely curious about Meghan Trainor when I started doing the research for this after a Youngblood conversation of being like, who the who is Youngblood for? And I'm like, who is Meghan Trainor for?

00:37:51.96
gav
yeah

00:37:54.31
Chibbs
And I'm like, there's no...

00:37:54.82
Bevo
Wow, I know.

00:37:56.25
Chibbs
Was she this much just like... like ah She was nine and obsessed with fucking do-wop groups or something. And I'm like, like what the fuck?

00:38:05.24
Bevo
platters, the ink spots.

00:38:07.07
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:38:08.83
gav
Do we

00:38:09.96
Bevo
Hmm.

00:38:10.10
Chibbs
So I looked into it. And she actually started writing songs... um At nine years old, she wrote her first original song. She would record everything herself using GarageBand and doing arrangements and playing all the instruments and doing stuff. And the first thing that she ever did on GarageBand was an arrangement of heart and soul.

00:38:34.10
Bevo
Mmm.

00:38:34.58
Chibbs
it's

00:38:35.42
Bevo
Yep.

00:38:36.73
Chibbs
I got a vibe a very churchy family.

00:38:37.05
Bevo
The classic four chord.

00:38:37.40
gav
tweet

00:38:40.98
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

00:38:41.21
gav
Yeah, yeah.

00:38:42.10
Bevo
Okay. Mmm.

00:38:42.62
Chibbs
um Parents, like, just said to... There's always some way where it's like, what, their jobs didn't seem that amazing, yet they can just pour fucking money into this kid's endeavours.

00:38:58.55
Chibbs
She...

00:38:59.73
Bevo
e

00:39:01.21
Chibbs
she Between the ages of 15 17, independently released three albums of material she had written, recorded, performed, and produced.

00:39:10.76
gav
Wow.

00:39:11.38
Mad Dog
Sorry, is she is she Nepo?

00:39:13.91
Chibbs
No. No, not at all.

00:39:15.09
Mad Dog
Oh, interesting. Okay.

00:39:17.51
Chibbs
Hmm.

00:39:17.66
Bevo
independently released albums. Anyone can do that.

00:39:21.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:39:21.84
Bevo
It's, you know, it's like, I put it out in the B independently

00:39:24.49
Chibbs
I mean, she actually wrote three albums worth of material, recorded it all of herself, and put it out on Gareth's been.

00:39:30.14
Bevo
on garage band, bird to CD.

00:39:29.98
Mad Dog
Well,

00:39:33.03
Bevo
That's,

00:39:33.78
Mad Dog
i I admire that.

00:39:34.42
gav
ah

00:39:35.42
Mad Dog
That's...

00:39:35.79
Chibbs
It's not, yeah, but it doesn't give you, like, so I'm like, what was she doing for that? Because it obviously wasn't fucking what they're making her do with this all about the bass and lips are moving and shit. Like, I don't think she was on GarageBand to find There's not a good horn instrument on GarageBand to be like, bop, bop, bop, bop but but the da

00:39:57.60
Bevo
You're really Let's lean in hard to this fifty s aesthetic.

00:39:57.71
gav
Yeah.

00:40:00.31
Chibbs
that And, yeah, like, it just seems like that was fully a label choice of, they like, we're going to sign her.

00:40:12.50
Bevo
is that what you're saying?

00:40:13.02
Chibbs
Yeah, like, how does she get a record deal?

00:40:15.11
Bevo
Yeah.

00:40:15.86
Mad Dog
Yeah, because they're like, this is kind of normal-sized girl that everyone's going to relate to.

00:40:16.69
gav
yeah

00:40:22.97
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:40:25.63
Mad Dog
So

00:40:26.02
Chibbs
They're always banging on about her being like, it's like she was fucking on sick my 600-pound life or something. It's like she was fucking normal-looking.

00:40:31.83
Mad Dog
she's kind of like an a normal-sized person.

00:40:34.35
gav
I'm not going to lie. i hadn't I hadn't seen... i don't think i i don't know much about her at all. And I hadn't seen her. All I knew was ah that whole, it's all about that base and she was a bigger girl. And i watched the film clip and i was like, what the fuck?

00:40:45.38
gav
She's like a like way more way more normal.

00:40:45.72
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:47.06
Chibbs
a completely normal-looking person.

00:40:49.50
gav
Or like normal in it normally an inverted commas.

00:40:49.78
Chibbs
She's not... a

00:40:51.70
gav
Average, you would say. I don't know.

00:40:52.82
Chibbs
Yeah, but now, like, she got on the Zen pick and she looks like a fucking...

00:40:52.94
gav
Like just fucking...

00:40:53.37
Mad Dog
i

00:40:56.86
Bevo
Yeah.

00:40:57.34
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah.

00:40:58.01
Bevo
The Zemp. Yeah.

00:40:58.88
Chibbs
She looks like a...

00:40:59.31
gav
The Zempick.

00:41:00.20
Chibbs
um She's like a ghoul of some sort.

00:41:01.34
gav
I've not heard

00:41:03.71
Chibbs
It's like a fucking...

00:41:03.53
Mad Dog
A ghoul.

00:41:05.30
Bevo
Like Ariana Grande.

00:41:05.55
Chibbs
It's fucking scary.

00:41:07.27
Mad Dog
A ghoul.

00:41:08.88
Chibbs
Scary. Yeah. Like um Kelly Osbourne. Like, they look like... um Like, ah I don't know, like, they're back from the dead.

00:41:18.46
Bevo
in the re re-ignite nodes reanimated corpses

00:41:19.80
gav
who

00:41:20.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:41:20.78
Mad Dog
umm I'm going to look up a picture of her now.

00:41:21.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:41:24.05
Chibbs
Yeah, so fucked.

00:41:25.73
Mad Dog
Meg Han trainer now.

00:41:26.06
Chibbs
Fuck.

00:41:28.69
gav
sta Now!

00:41:30.78
Mad Dog
Now.

00:41:32.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:41:32.59
Bevo
that dog likes to be very specific with his google searches he wants it now and not later it's the spy kid

00:41:32.79
gav
i was

00:41:35.61
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

00:41:36.54
Mad Dog
Oh, fuck.

00:41:37.75
gav
While we've got so a little bit a little bit of dead air, do you know who her partner is?

00:41:37.91
Mad Dog
And she's

00:41:43.45
gav
It is the Spy Kid.

00:41:43.86
Chibbs
Oh, that's right. is.

00:41:45.12
gav
Daryl Sabara from Spy Kids. Junie.

00:41:47.84
Chibbs
Redheaded dude from, from, from, yeah.

00:41:47.94
gav
Junie Cortez. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:49.60
Mad Dog
Okay. All right.

00:41:50.55
gav
And they've had three kids by surrogacy where they...

00:41:52.40
Chibbs
isn's There's no way that kid was ever Antonio Banderas' kid.

00:41:54.66
Mad Dog
God damn.

00:41:58.07
Chibbs
Like, that's the most unrealistic thing about Spy Kids.

00:41:58.04
gav
ah

00:42:01.14
Bevo
and It's pretty bad.

00:42:02.62
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:42:02.78
gav
ah

00:42:03.72
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:42:03.64
Mad Dog
Okay. So this is something my wife said to me just before um we came on on to do the pod.

00:42:11.83
Bevo
Now don't you mention Fritzl.

00:42:14.14
gav
ah

00:42:15.38
Mad Dog
No, she said like, so, you know, in 2014, this era where it was all about the base and like, look at me, I'm like a fuller figure lady, body positivity.

00:42:27.93
Bevo
Body positivity.

00:42:29.77
Mad Dog
But then the fucking first chance she fucking got to get on the drugs to, um,

00:42:36.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:42:37.91
gav
So wait, is this what your wife, your missus said to not say or to say?

00:42:42.30
Mad Dog
Well, she didn't – she said it to me. i don't think she –

00:42:45.02
gav
Oh, okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I thought this started with her forbidding you from saying something.

00:42:48.72
Mad Dog
no, no. No.

00:42:51.10
Bevo
This is her take.

00:42:51.79
gav
Okay, okay.

00:42:52.02
Mad Dog
No, no.

00:42:52.79
Bevo
Her take.

00:42:52.64
Mad Dog
No, no.

00:42:52.92
gav
there it's say okay okay

00:42:54.01
Mad Dog
This is her take. She's like, the first fucking – the first chance she got to get skinny, she fucking took it.

00:42:55.66
Bevo
you're like, get back in that basement.

00:43:03.61
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:43:03.68
Mad Dog
Big time.

00:43:05.21
Chibbs
I saw she's she's copping a bunch of shit real recently about the the third surrogacy

00:43:05.08
Mad Dog
So –

00:43:12.50
Chibbs
um ah birth. and then But they posted all these pictures and stuff on social media of her like in a hospital bed all sweaty and dishevelled and shit with the newborn baby on her.

00:43:26.36
Chibbs
And then I'm like, wasn't it surrogacy?

00:43:26.84
gav
Really?

00:43:26.90
Mad Dog
Are you kidding me?

00:43:30.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:43:30.52
gav
Yeah, that's...

00:43:31.03
Chibbs
yeah

00:43:31.16
gav
Yeah.

00:43:32.06
Chibbs
But the fuck is this about me?

00:43:32.44
Mad Dog
Does she roll herself in the surrogate's like placenta?

00:43:34.23
Chibbs
yeah What the fuck?

00:43:34.46
gav
It was... it was Middle...

00:43:35.35
Chibbs
What the fuck? What the fuck?

00:43:37.08
Bevo
20 minutes on the treadmill and then jumps in bed.

00:43:37.08
Chibbs
Yeah. What the fuck is this?

00:43:39.32
gav
ah ha ha

00:43:39.73
Chibbs
Look at that. It's, it's fucking crazy. I'm like, do they not have anyone that went, that's not good. Don't do that. That's not a good look at all.

00:43:46.22
gav
Don't do that. Yeah.

00:43:46.97
Mad Dog
hi Quick, cover yourself in your surrogate's placenta and lay down.

00:43:47.90
gav
PR manager. Yeah. Yeah.

00:43:53.46
Chibbs
just Just run around the room run around the room about 100 times while the fucking while the that chick gives birth to your baby. Get all sweaty and shit.

00:44:01.56
Mad Dog
And get a photo, get a photo out now.

00:44:03.56
Chibbs
It's like baby popped out.

00:44:03.60
gav
Oh my God.

00:44:05.13
Chibbs
Quick, fucking get your clothes off. Jump in the bed. Get this bitch out of here. hey

00:44:09.63
gav
I'm sure I've told, I might've told this story on the pod before, but I had a mate back in the day who um smashed chicos a bit too hard, put on a bunch of weight and his mom was like nagging him go to the gym. And he used to go down to the local sport field, to go down to the local sport field and sit in his car with the windows up and just get real hot and sweaty and just like scroll on his phone.

00:44:27.91
gav
And then he just drive home and get out of the car, just like drenched in sweat,

00:44:31.32
Mad Dog
He was that dedicated to not doing anything.

00:44:35.18
gav
gates

00:44:35.48
Bevo
love that people work harder than they actually would have doing the actual thing.

00:44:36.60
gav
He was...

00:44:38.68
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:44:38.46
Mad Dog
Yeah. That's dedication to not doing anything.

00:44:41.78
Bevo
Yeah.

00:44:42.26
gav
Oh, my...

00:44:42.78
Chibbs
but Is actually mum paid for the gym membership and stuff?

00:44:42.82
gav
And he wasn't... I don't know. I don't know what the deal was with the with the with the payment, but...

00:44:47.78
Chibbs
It's like it would have that hard to just go and fucking walk on the treadmill for half an hour.

00:44:50.46
gav
Yeah, just knock at it in.

00:44:51.42
Bevo
Yeah.

00:44:51.74
gav
Just, like, bum it in.

00:44:52.47
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:44:52.86
gav
Like, yeah, no, he was...

00:44:53.24
Bevo
Clock in and let leave.

00:44:53.78
gav
um He was...

00:44:55.32
Mad Dog
That's funny to think someone's mum is like, Oi, you fat can't get it.

00:44:55.70
gav
Yeah.

00:44:58.51
Chibbs
Yeah. It's a 40-degree day.

00:45:00.22
gav
Yeah, well...

00:45:00.63
Bevo
guys

00:45:01.78
Chibbs
just fucking drives down the car park and sits there.

00:45:04.79
gav
he would have He would have been like night probably 19 at the time, like living at home, obviously, and like just probably just sitting on the couch playing fucking games when he wasn't working at the Bottle-O with us.

00:45:05.98
Chibbs
so

00:45:13.82
Bevo
Okay.

00:45:15.93
Mad Dog
ah lot yeah hey Mom!

00:45:16.73
gav
His mum just got jacked up. Go to the fucking gym.

00:45:20.66
Chibbs
you Piece of shit.

00:45:24.18
Mad Dog
Bring me some fucking wedges now!

00:45:26.30
gav
The lasagna. All right, nice.

00:45:31.22
Chibbs
Yeah, it is nice.

00:45:31.80
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:45:32.11
Chibbs
All right. Let's do this.

00:45:39.38
Chibbs
Okay, so apparently...

00:45:39.67
gav
i get that stucking my I get that stuck in my head for so long after we do this fucking shit.

00:45:39.98
Bevo
You already did. Surrogate mother thing. and

00:45:43.61
Mad Dog
It's such a good song.

00:45:45.56
gav
but

00:45:47.00
Chibbs
ah There's not really good conspiracy here. It's mostly just...

00:45:49.66
Bevo
No, you just did it

00:45:51.51
Chibbs
What?

00:45:52.22
Bevo
The birth story.

00:45:54.21
Chibbs
Oh, that's not conspiracy. That actually happened.

00:45:55.58
Bevo
Running around the hospital and getting in bed.

00:45:56.63
Mad Dog
she She has never given birth.

00:45:59.19
Chibbs
Oh, that is true.

00:45:59.15
Mad Dog
That's that's a fact.

00:46:00.11
Chibbs
All right. Yeah, fair enough. Let's go with that. Because all this other shit is just about obeying the industry plant. Let's just go around the, the, the running around the room and getting all sweaty.

00:46:09.53
gav
but

00:46:13.40
gav
Nice.

00:46:16.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:46:16.62
Mad Dog
Well, yeah, fucking oath.

00:46:18.78
Bevo
Yeah, all good conspiracies are made up on the spot like that.

00:46:19.10
Mad Dog
That's the conspiracy. Yeah.

00:46:21.46
Bevo
Good.

00:46:21.65
Chibbs
It's produced by Kevin Cadish.

00:46:21.94
Bevo
That's where they come from.

00:46:24.69
Chibbs
We've sort of talked about the production of this already and just the... He wrote and and ah played all of the different instruments on his MIDI controller for this so this song.

00:46:34.39
gav
ah

00:46:34.68
Mad Dog
and okay

00:46:36.04
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:46:35.83
Mad Dog
but but bla bla

00:46:40.28
Bevo
and i know it's unorthodox, but can you just play the the sample of the song?

00:46:44.06
Chibbs
yeah

00:46:53.30
Chibbs
but bla blah bla bla bla bla bla like ah You reckon eat that's how he pitched it to her?

00:46:54.36
gav
Oh, God. Crumhorn. Crumhorn.

00:46:55.74
Mad Dog
ah Wow, wow, wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

00:46:58.58
gav
not yeah oh god

00:47:03.41
Chibbs
He's like, I've got an idea, hear bla bla wo but What's that going to be?

00:47:06.39
gav
yeah

00:47:13.04
Chibbs
It's barragem tax.

00:47:13.36
gav
crumborn

00:47:14.20
Chibbs
It's a euphoria or whatever it's called.

00:47:14.46
Bevo
ah

00:47:19.65
Bevo
it's also it's almost the same it's almost the same like structure and chords as um fuck you by silo when did that come out bum bum ding ding ding bum bum bum

00:47:19.82
Chibbs
It's a lower sound that a man can make.

00:47:28.44
Chibbs
Yeah, it is.

00:47:28.28
gav
All right.

00:47:30.78
Chibbs
Yeah, when did that come out?

00:47:34.58
Bevo
Anyone got a Google on them?

00:47:34.86
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah, good call on that. yeah

00:47:37.16
Bevo
Bat dog. Google now.

00:47:39.10
gav
but um

00:47:41.26
Mad Dog
Megan Trainor, now!

00:47:42.49
Bevo
Now. When did fuck you come out? Now.

00:47:46.23
Chibbs
yeah

00:47:46.46
Mad Dog
ah ah one

00:47:47.57
Bevo
Siri.

00:47:49.02
gav
ah

00:47:50.27
Bevo
siri so

00:47:51.99
Mad Dog
Not when you've sorted through your fucking five million results. Now!

00:47:59.96
Bevo
Just the idea that you're heaps like stroppy to your AI. like

00:48:05.02
Mad Dog
Yeah, have no manners.

00:48:06.01
gav
for the record, 2010.

00:48:06.97
Bevo
me

00:48:07.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:48:07.35
gav
twenty twenty ten August August very close.

00:48:08.05
Mad Dog
ChatGPT, tell me now!

00:48:10.09
Bevo
Now.

00:48:11.77
gav
There is video.

00:48:14.04
Bevo
Yeah. Right. Okay.

00:48:14.84
Chibbs
Oh, fucking well before it.

00:48:16.50
Bevo
Yeah. Okay.

00:48:17.43
gav
always nineteenthth sorry twenty ten yep so very close

00:48:19.26
Chibbs
Oh, yeah. Oh, is there a video, Gav?

00:48:21.62
gav
there is a video

00:48:22.91
Chibbs
Ooh.

00:48:35.83
gav
I didn't expect this to have already come up so many times when I came up with this, but um mom, can we have the shake it off film clip? Honey, we have the shake it off film clip at home.

00:48:47.32
Bevo
ah

00:48:47.48
gav
The shake it off film clip at home.

00:48:49.34
Bevo
Yes, yeah.

00:48:49.34
Chibbs
Oh, right.

00:48:50.58
gav
it's um It's basically, it's, um yeah blue the room's blue in this one.

00:48:50.68
Mad Dog
ah

00:48:51.27
Bevo
They've done it.

00:48:51.50
Mad Dog
Ah, got it. Yeah.

00:48:52.86
Chibbs
White room dancing.

00:48:56.04
Bevo
Oh, no, it's different sets and different um personalities.

00:48:57.75
gav
Yeah.

00:48:57.94
Chibbs
I got...

00:48:58.55
gav
and but But she does like the outfit changes and it's like all different,

00:48:59.56
Chibbs
I'm not going to lie... I got eight seconds. I got eight seconds into the video before I turned off.

00:49:07.61
Chibbs
So if something amazing happened at the end.

00:49:07.96
gav
Yeah, no, it's all different, like, it's all different groups of people.

00:49:09.41
Chibbs
Like it turned out that like it was actually the guy from Creed's dad was in the ball or whatever the fuck happened in one of those videos. I can't remember. Like the homeless man was actually the singer from Creed or i can't remember.

00:49:24.57
Chibbs
If there's a fucking hook at the end of this, I didn't see it.

00:49:24.57
gav
oh God. No, it's...

00:49:28.28
Bevo
i am

00:49:28.09
Mad Dog
yeah

00:49:28.70
gav
There's not, there's not. It's literally, it it feels like the budget version of the Shake It Off film clip, is what I'm saying.

00:49:32.47
Mad Dog
any comments

00:49:34.04
Bevo
This is the top comment. And it's funny if you kind of read it in the, um I think you should leave Tim Robertson for it.

00:49:35.81
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:49:41.53
Bevo
Why are people saying she is fat and unattractive? This is a woman who is really happy in her own skin, sings unsexualized songs and is actually attractive in my humble opinion.

00:49:53.22
Chibbs
She's talking about her arse.

00:49:54.39
Bevo
Yeah.

00:49:54.97
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:49:55.10
gav
the

00:49:55.86
Bevo
yet

00:49:55.77
Mad Dog
This is also a bit Tim Robinson-like and it's the top comment newest one hour ago.

00:49:56.12
gav
um amazing

00:50:01.58
Mad Dog
11 years?

00:50:01.96
Bevo
Oh, nice.

00:50:04.11
Mad Dog
Like what?

00:50:06.30
Chibbs
ah

00:50:06.90
gav
yeah well um I got this one here ah from five years ago the gay boy in our class used to make us sing this song to him when he was upset absolute legend

00:50:18.30
Mad Dog
Yeah, bro I'm feeling upset.

00:50:20.08
Bevo
Yeah.

00:50:21.22
Mad Dog
Sing lips of moving.

00:50:25.27
Chibbs
Apparently this was commissioned by HP, this video.

00:50:29.05
Bevo
Ah, printers.

00:50:29.36
Chibbs
Yeah,

00:50:30.16
Mad Dog
What, the company?

00:50:31.45
Bevo
ah like the computer print.

00:50:32.38
gav
HP source.

00:50:32.73
Chibbs
yeah. Yeah. yeah And ah was marketed as the first music video created solely by Vine, Instagram and YouTube stars. Are there people in this?

00:50:43.86
gav
Yeah, there's a bunch of different people in this.

00:50:44.16
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:50:44.75
Bevo
There's extras, yeah.

00:50:45.70
gav
Yeah.

00:50:46.07
Chibbs
Right.

00:50:45.84
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:50:46.47
Chibbs
Okay. So that's what that is.

00:50:48.18
gav
Much like the Taylor Swift film clip for Shake It Off.

00:50:53.57
Chibbs
Oh, that's like, yeah, apparently that's, that's the guy.

00:50:56.98
gav
There you

00:50:57.72
Chibbs
Yeah. That's very industry-pointy, isn't it?

00:50:58.67
gav
That's such an uninteresting thing to do, though. It's like, and for this film clip, we had a whole bunch of people who were on Vine. It's like, good.

00:51:05.88
Chibbs
Yeah. Remember, you saw them for four seconds.

00:51:07.60
gav
good

00:51:09.06
Chibbs
Now you can see them for longer.

00:51:11.82
Bevo
Yeah. it's not not

00:51:12.75
Chibbs
Yeah. Do you have set list, Bevo? Woo!

00:51:15.39
Bevo
I do

00:51:22.25
Mad Dog
The ultimate.

00:51:23.80
Bevo
ultimate skill.

00:51:23.90
Chibbs
Hmm, yeah.

00:51:26.90
Bevo
Um, yeah, many, like I keep getting letters in actually about people give me other skills they think are more ultimate than this.

00:51:27.10
gav
What do we got?

00:51:33.28
Bevo
And to them, I say, I couldn't stop emailing me because this is it.

00:51:34.10
Mad Dog
a

00:51:35.13
gav
nice it

00:51:36.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:51:36.76
gav
ah this is as good as it gets

00:51:37.91
Bevo
Um, August 31st, 2025 at Washington State Fair Event Center.

00:51:47.01
Bevo
Pull y'all up.

00:51:51.09
Bevo
Pull y'all up.

00:51:51.86
Mad Dog
Puyol.

00:51:53.27
Bevo
Washington. new P-U-Y-A-L-L-U-P.

00:51:57.88
Mad Dog
Carlos Puyol.

00:51:58.48
Bevo
Pull y'all up. Pull y'all up.

00:52:00.36
Chibbs
Pull you up.

00:52:01.94
Bevo
This is a 24 song set with a three song encore.

00:52:01.98
gav
pull your dick

00:52:05.08
gav
fuck

00:52:06.26
Bevo
So 24 in total.

00:52:06.62
Chibbs
What? How many covers?

00:52:08.98
Bevo
But ah um it's a manager's birthday this day.

00:52:08.89
Mad Dog
Good grief.

00:52:13.00
Bevo
So that's one of the songs is happy birthday to you. So i don't know if that counts, but

00:52:16.03
Mad Dog
Her manager's birthday.

00:52:16.12
gav
ah

00:52:17.05
Chibbs
No other covers?

00:52:19.10
Bevo
not that I can see, you know, they usually cite the the original artist, but 24 songs.

00:52:20.64
gav
Jesus.

00:52:24.63
gav
Yeah.

00:52:24.81
Chibbs
Holy shit!

00:52:24.87
gav
All right. That's a lot. I didn't know she had that many songs.

00:52:27.17
Chibbs
mean, it's got no.

00:52:27.48
Bevo
twenty four songs Yeah.

00:52:28.50
Mad Dog
Good grief.

00:52:31.48
Bevo
Yeah, she's all about a base.

00:52:31.57
Chibbs
It's got no all about that bass and this.

00:52:31.93
gav
Oh, what the fuck? She's got one, two, three, four, five, six.

00:52:34.04
Bevo
Um, if you, to husband,

00:52:34.52
Mad Dog
Well, this is fifth.

00:52:34.97
gav
She's got like... She's got seven albums.

00:52:37.98
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:52:38.22
gav
She's got seven fucking albums.

00:52:39.51
Bevo
like, I'm going to lose you, you know, that one.

00:52:39.79
Chibbs
Holy shit!

00:52:41.56
Mad Dog
This is fifth.

00:52:44.30
Chibbs
Fifth.

00:52:44.49
gav
I'm going...

00:52:46.92
Chibbs
Oh, fuck, I don't know. Second?

00:52:49.78
gav
I'm going 20... I'm going 21st. Last song of the first set. but Like the last song before the encore.

00:52:57.29
Bevo
She plays at third.

00:52:58.71
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:52:58.71
Mad Dog
Oh, yes.

00:52:59.22
Chibbs
Oh, fuck, I was heaps, doggy and I were right there.

00:53:02.14
Mad Dog
I knew it. I knew it'd be something like that.

00:53:04.92
gav
i should I should have pinned down the middle, that's my bad.

00:53:06.12
Chibbs
That's true.

00:53:08.20
gav
I don't have the ultimate skill!

00:53:10.71
Chibbs
yeah

00:53:10.81
Bevo
Not many you you see

00:53:13.66
Chibbs
ah sir

00:53:18.24
Chibbs
It's peaked at number four on the US Billboard Hot 100 charts. Number four.

00:53:23.03
Mad Dog
Did it?

00:53:24.50
Chibbs
there

00:53:24.63
Mad Dog
Wow.

00:53:24.98
gav
Four.

00:53:25.59
Chibbs
Number two in the UK, number three in Australia.

00:53:25.69
Mad Dog
Wow.

00:53:29.38
Chibbs
It ended up going five times platinum in Australia.

00:53:32.66
Bevo
I was just thinking about New Plork.

00:53:35.29
Mad Dog
yeah

00:53:35.71
gav
New block. that

00:53:37.37
Mad Dog
You bloke.

00:53:38.62
gav
New block. Blankies. go all go Go watch the blankies play.

00:53:40.10
Bevo
I'm from New Plork City.

00:53:40.26
Chibbs
Didn't she end up becoming a host? She was a host on like X Factor or something out here, wasn't she?

00:53:45.37
Bevo
Oh, yeah, as they do. Or was it Masked Singer or something like that, i want to say.

00:53:49.46
Chibbs
I think it was X Factor or something.

00:53:49.91
gav
Something.

00:53:50.65
Bevo
and

00:53:52.40
Chibbs
I saw a clip the other day of Tom Jones. to Was Tom Jones a fucking judge judge on X Factor or something?

00:53:55.79
gav
Oh, shit.

00:53:57.17
Mad Dog
Was he?

00:53:57.39
gav
Is he alive?

00:53:58.52
Bevo
Yeah, he was in in Australia.

00:53:58.58
gav
He's got to dead.

00:54:00.18
Bevo
yeah he was Australian judge.

00:54:00.43
gav
He's got to be dead.

00:54:00.66
Chibbs
Huh? Yeah, this was Australia as well.

00:54:02.03
gav
he's got to be dead

00:54:03.51
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:03.76
Chibbs
Megan Train.

00:54:04.07
Bevo
Oh, that's right. She was too. Yeah.

00:54:06.01
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:54:06.49
Bevo
I don't have enough bandwidth to open Wikipedia. my not happened

00:54:10.45
Chibbs
Don't you do it, Bevo. Fucking hell. Jesus.

00:54:12.78
Bevo
Emotionally and physically.

00:54:13.93
Mad Dog
Neither of us have dropped out yet, which is just a miracle.

00:54:15.13
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

00:54:17.37
gav
yeah we weren't meant to mention it because it's so rare okay yeah

00:54:20.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:54:21.11
Bevo
figured it out now. I just don't, don't open any other tabs.

00:54:25.77
Chibbs
No, that's the way to go.

00:54:33.21
Chibbs
Yes.

00:54:34.52
gav
okay

00:54:34.46
Mad Dog
Yeah, 100%.

00:54:35.35
Chibbs
Yeah, I could. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Definitely.

00:54:40.79
gav
and If not, you just just tell her that you beat her in a fight.

00:54:41.20
Chibbs
Definitely.

00:54:47.69
Chibbs
a bit of just fucking...

00:54:47.67
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:54:47.80
gav
You know?

00:54:48.41
Bevo
i fucking I literally just dropped out the second I said

00:54:50.58
gav
You motherfucker.

00:54:51.06
Chibbs
fuck really did and I like, are you fucking serious?

00:54:52.10
gav
That's why we went quiet. Everyone was just like, there's no way. There's no way.

00:54:55.05
Bevo
it. You can't.

00:54:56.76
Chibbs
um

00:54:56.88
Bevo
Someone's playing tricks on me.

00:54:58.30
Chibbs
ah So this is how it plays out according to AI. Megan talks early. Chibs gets visibly annoyed very quickly.

00:55:08.41
Bevo
That sounds about right.

00:55:08.65
Chibbs
That's ah that's bad news for everyone.

00:55:08.50
gav
That tracks.

00:55:12.26
Chibbs
Chibs isn't technical, but he's compact, heavier, and emotionally combustible. Once the switch flips, it's pressure, flailing, and bad decisions until someone intervenes.

00:55:23.72
Chibbs
Verdict? Chibs wins. Not clean, not controlled, but overwhelming irritation plus size advantage gets it done.

00:55:32.60
gav
Okay.

00:55:32.76
Mad Dog
That is incredibly accurate.

00:55:34.87
Chibbs
Yeah, there you Yeah,

00:55:35.03
Bevo
Yeah, it's pretty spot on, eh?

00:55:35.58
gav
ah feel like I feel like us uploading our stats has really improved this game.

00:55:39.00
Bevo
I don't think ChatGPT has ever said it's not not clean, though.

00:55:39.10
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

00:55:39.90
Chibbs
yeah.

00:55:43.22
gav
Yeah, it's because we're all fucking absolute grubs.

00:55:43.93
Bevo
um I'm waiting for a clean fight.

00:55:44.82
Chibbs
Well, Doggy got beat by someone.

00:55:47.54
Mad Dog
Yeah, I'm the only one that has them. No, hang on. Didn't I win?

00:55:51.13
Chibbs
yeah Nah, you lost one. One of them. You lost a ah What did we do last week?

00:55:53.87
Mad Dog
Oh, did I?

00:55:58.62
Chibbs
Nah, was it The Weeknd?

00:55:58.94
gav
Was it the weekend?

00:56:00.07
Chibbs
Nah, someone beat The Weeknd.

00:56:00.28
Bevo
Nah.

00:56:02.55
Chibbs
It was like last week.

00:56:02.97
Bevo
too far in the past now me only don't never scroll back as Matt talk says you

00:56:04.82
gav
Yes, I deleted those memories.

00:56:05.71
Mad Dog
on.

00:56:07.14
gav
Yeah, yeah that's it.

00:56:07.67
Mad Dog
ya Yeah, all right.

00:56:09.18
Chibbs
yeah sure yeah that's it um yeah i'm gonna kill her

00:56:09.15
Mad Dog
Anyway, I'll get the next one. I'll get the next one. Yeah.

00:56:12.32
gav
Yeah.

00:56:29.30
Chibbs
all right what do you think mega trainer is worth 2026 okay

00:56:35.45
Bevo
$6 million. dollars

00:56:37.56
Chibbs
okay dog

00:56:39.26
Mad Dog
Yeah, fuck me. 25 mil.

00:56:44.89
Chibbs
Okay. Gav?

00:56:46.20
gav
I was kind of... I was...

00:56:47.39
Chibbs
Gav is like right there.

00:56:47.61
gav
I was...

00:56:48.63
Chibbs
He's right there with you, I can tell.

00:56:49.62
gav
Halfway down there.

00:56:49.87
Chibbs
$30 million.

00:56:50.26
gav
I was going to i was gonna go about 15. So um I feel like I'm kind of splitting the difference on these two.

00:56:53.30
Bevo
um i think I'm undershooting it.

00:56:56.68
Chibbs
$30 million.

00:56:57.62
gav
Oh, shit!

00:56:57.58
Mad Dog
Boogie.

00:56:57.97
Bevo
Hmm.

00:56:59.83
Mad Dog
Still not enough for Thoreau, but getting there.

00:56:59.96
gav
Fuck!

00:57:00.31
Chibbs
thirty million dollars yeah

00:57:03.30
gav
Oh, man.

00:57:03.77
Bevo
is that Do you reckon that's combined income too with old mate from Spy Kids?

00:57:03.93
gav
That's... um

00:57:04.22
Mad Dog
Maybe a deposit.

00:57:09.08
gav
is Is that Spy Kids money?

00:57:10.34
Bevo
Is that spy money?

00:57:10.96
gav
Is that what you're asking?

00:57:11.52
Bevo
Yeah.

00:57:11.67
Chibbs
You think you think you think or you think you think you grand is?

00:57:11.72
gav
Is that Spy Kids money?

00:57:13.02
Mad Dog
is This is spy money.

00:57:13.68
gav
Yeah. Is that Spy Kids 3D money?

00:57:15.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:57:17.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:57:17.26
gav
or

00:57:17.82
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

00:57:18.46
Bevo
Shark Boy and Lava Girl or something. he Was he in that too?

00:57:19.86
gav
ah

00:57:21.22
Chibbs
Yeah. Let's write this shit.

00:57:24.41
Mad Dog
All right. Well, I got close.

00:57:27.42
Chibbs
yeah

00:57:27.54
gav
You did. That was pretty good from you.

00:57:28.12
Chibbs
this time is class it class

00:57:28.69
gav
I'm impressed. Yeah.

00:57:29.53
Mad Dog
Still no thrill, but yep.

00:57:31.45
Chibbs
yeah alright let's write this shit

00:57:36.28
Bevo
toddy Tidy hour.

00:57:40.14
Chibbs
Oh, this could go for another 15 minutes.

00:57:41.20
gav
was like, not yet. Not yet it isn't.

00:57:43.29
Bevo
I'm setting a challenge.

00:57:44.86
gav
ah

00:57:46.10
Chibbs
ah Gav... oh more well What are we going rate it out of and like his whole body's atrophied and he's just...

00:57:50.33
gav
Oh, God. um how How many years he's been in a fake coma?

00:57:52.76
Bevo
How far away from outer space?

00:57:54.81
gav
How many years he's been pretending to be in a coma?

00:57:59.19
Mad Dog
ah

00:58:00.68
Bevo
Yeah, that's good.

00:58:00.54
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:58:02.78
gav
He may as well be fucking dead.

00:58:03.34
Bevo
is

00:58:03.34
Chibbs
Even if he wanted to get up, he no longer can and dies there.

00:58:03.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:58:05.85
gav
fa

00:58:06.09
Mad Dog
He's got bedsores that are burning through it.

00:58:08.22
Bevo
yeah

00:58:08.36
Chibbs
He's fully committed to the bit to the point that he's going to die in that bed.

00:58:12.15
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:58:12.70
Chibbs
and And a one is, it was a day. And then he's just like, this is so fucking boring.

00:58:17.35
Bevo
I can't do this anymore.

00:58:17.66
Chibbs
And got up and left.

00:58:17.56
gav
This is stupid. this This isn't worth the bait.

00:58:21.50
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:58:21.65
Mad Dog
I'm getting out of here on my own two feet.

00:58:22.94
Chibbs
Yeah. here I'll just save up for the Rickenbacker.

00:58:25.02
Bevo
I'll just buy the bank. the

00:58:29.59
Chibbs
What do you give it, Gav?

00:58:31.35
gav
um um I mean, i was I was thinking of giving it a week on a dog, but I don't... I think... Because I genuinely will forget that we've done this one, but I think I just slightly i just slightly dislike it more than middle. So I'm going to six.

00:58:46.81
Chibbs
All right, yeah, okay. I forgot we were doing it after I'd spent, like, doing research and everything on it.

00:58:51.37
gav
Yeah.

00:58:53.73
Chibbs
like, wait, what? What are we doing again?

00:58:55.51
gav
Yeah.

00:58:56.22
Chibbs
Yeah. Fucking what? Bevo?

00:59:03.86
Bevo
I forgot to mention in the in the episode that this is another one of those songs.

00:59:05.62
Chibbs
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.

00:59:08.23
Bevo
It's another one of those songs where she's talking she's saying you a lot and I'm listening to the song. So she's like, is she singing at me?

00:59:17.27
Chibbs
Yeah, you don't know her.

00:59:18.17
Bevo
ah know you're lying.

00:59:17.95
Mad Dog
She's referencing you.

00:59:18.10
gav
Like

00:59:19.01
Bevo
I'm like, don't have a lot to you in my life.

00:59:20.04
Chibbs
I'm a very honest man.

00:59:21.55
Bevo
don't you.

00:59:22.33
gav
you're most personally affronted.

00:59:25.98
Bevo
um Yeah. i I don't like a whole shtick. I like that type of music, but I don't like this shtick. So um let's say eight out of 10.

00:59:34.84
Mad Dog
Hmm.

00:59:36.15
Chibbs
Righto, doggy!

00:59:35.95
Mad Dog
Hmm.

00:59:38.49
Mad Dog
Um, so I've pissed into a saucepan.

00:59:44.31
Chibbs
there

00:59:44.08
Mad Dog
I've chucked it on the stove and I've, yeah, well, I've cracked it up to about mid, midpoint.

00:59:45.75
Bevo
Put an egg in.

00:59:54.81
Bevo
You've got basket of French fries, sticking it in.

00:59:56.92
Mad Dog
yeah So my piss here is simmering.

01:00:02.26
Bevo
Ah, all right. Okay. Not cooking it.

01:00:03.90
Mad Dog
So call me a weak gutted dog.

01:00:06.26
gav
All right. All right.

01:00:06.96
Mad Dog
It's a five.

01:00:07.50
gav
de guy There we go. we go.

01:00:14.39
Mad Dog
Dog person, yep.

01:00:15.74
gav
can I just say, i think I think your scale is slightly off because for me, we got a dog. Your piss should be room temperature, just straight out room temperature.

01:00:24.22
Mad Dog
I reckon, well, no, no. Room temperature piss is one. That's normal piss.

01:00:30.39
Bevo
Yeah, because you don't have cold pierce. yeah that would You'd have to...

01:00:32.79
gav
No, but you you don't you don't have boiling piss.

01:00:33.11
Chibbs
How cold's your piss, Gav?

01:00:34.95
gav
You don't have boiling piss either. He's actively putting it on the stove.

01:00:37.06
Chibbs
Gav, how cold is your piss?

01:00:37.99
gav
either he's does yours not Does yours not give your dick frostbite on the way out? what is

01:00:43.42
Bevo
if

01:00:43.82
gav
What's wrong with you three?

01:00:44.26
Bevo
Doesn't it burn? when

01:00:45.07
Mad Dog
No, no.

01:00:46.14
Chibbs
Gavin lives off antifreeze.

01:00:46.23
Mad Dog
No, no.

01:00:48.04
Chibbs
He's just drinking engine calling all day long.

01:00:50.62
gav
i mean I mean, Mad Dog's scale is I'm putting piss on the stove and cranking the heat so much that it boils. You're telling me he can't put it in the freezer and get it down to an icicle for for a what number one

01:01:01.40
Bevo
yeah That's a classic prank, actually, the piss disc. Have you heard of that?

01:01:05.27
Chibbs
Classic prank.

01:01:05.57
gav
Piss disk?

01:01:06.57
Mad Dog
This disc...

01:01:07.51
Bevo
Never heard of that where you put it it in a plate and you freeze it and then you can slot it through someone's wint car window and then it melts.

01:01:08.71
Mad Dog
Nah...

01:01:14.14
gav
Oh, my fucking life.

01:01:15.45
Chibbs
You fucking lunatic!

01:01:15.61
Mad Dog
never heard of that

01:01:16.62
gav
You are an animal. You are a fucking, you are an absolute animal.

01:01:18.04
Chibbs
What are you talking about? The fuck is that? I've never heard of that before.

01:01:23.70
Bevo
We have now.

01:01:24.21
Chibbs
fuck? You've got to be so committed for that prank.

01:01:25.23
Bevo
you know what happened to your car seat.

01:01:29.34
gav
God, that is a bizarre prank. I love it.

01:01:32.25
Mad Dog
that's crazy yeah 100

01:01:32.68
Bevo
Yeah.

01:01:32.52
gav
I love it so much.

01:01:32.83
Chibbs
Does your piss freeze?

01:01:34.78
Bevo
I don't know.

01:01:35.26
gav
Yeah.

01:01:36.89
Bevo
At what?

01:01:36.66
Mad Dog
hundred cent

01:01:36.92
gav
I love it. Mad Dog's like, yeah, I've a couple of discs in the freezer right now.

01:01:38.78
Bevo
Google, at what temperature does this freeze now?

01:01:42.01
Chibbs
you know like You know, like vodka doesn't freeze. Does piss just freeze properly?

01:01:45.65
Bevo
let's Let's all find out.

01:01:45.78
gav
Depends how much vodka you've drank.

01:01:47.44
Bevo
Let's all find out this week and we'll report back in next week.

01:01:47.44
Mad Dog
100% piss for his...

01:01:49.27
gav
um My piss does not freeze.

01:01:49.62
Chibbs
Okay.

01:01:49.72
Mad Dog
Nah, but...

01:01:54.26
Mad Dog
Anyway, i think, like, body temperature piss is ah one or a two.

01:02:00.08
Bevo
One. Yeah.

01:02:02.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:02:02.88
gav
right, your scale's off. Carry on. Also, Bevo, your your your little piss disc there has cracked us over the clean hour. I hope you're happy.

01:02:09.04
Bevo
That's okay.

01:02:09.28
Chibbs
it's your fault.

01:02:10.09
Bevo
I'm fine with that.

01:02:10.46
gav
Oh,

01:02:10.77
Bevo
it was just ah It was an observation, not a suggestion.

01:02:11.45
Chibbs
This is, um, this and everything she stands for and does and sounds is shit. Pen.

01:02:19.83
gav
oh there we go.

01:02:20.38
Mad Dog
Nice.

01:02:21.27
gav
There we go.

01:02:25.40
Mad Dog
It's not often that I'm the lowest score.

01:02:28.08
gav
That's true.

01:02:28.34
Chibbs
Also, have the balls to be fucking normal weight, you coward.

01:02:32.73
Mad Dog
Yes. Yeah, she is a coward.

01:02:34.80
Bevo
Howard. Howard.

01:02:35.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:02:35.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:02:38.68
gav
yeah

01:02:39.19
Chibbs
Anyway, everyone else. ah

01:02:41.59
Bevo
What are scared him

01:02:41.95
gav
What are you scared of?

01:02:43.37
Chibbs
Thanks, fellas. yeah Don't fuck yourself.

01:03:09.30
Chibbs
Thank you.

01:03:12.27
gav
feet on her

01:03:13.14
Mad Dog
ah

01:03:14.96
Bevo
That suits it, actually. It goes well.

01:03:19.13
Mad Dog
Well done, guys. Spira.

01:03:21.91
Bevo
She's...

01:03:22.97
Mad Dog
Seek all the...

01:03:23.13
gav
see garden