Be Alright - Dean Lewis

This week on 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die, we dive headfirst into “Be Alright” by Dean Lewis — the heartbreak anthem that somehow became one of the most-streamed Australian songs of the 2010s.

On the surface, it’s a breakup ballad about betrayal, moving on, and your mate telling you to put the phone away. But when you really listen to the lyrics? It’s confusing. It’s melodramatic. It’s packed with pronouns. And somehow, Robbo is still out on the veranda, punching a dart while offering relationship advice.

We break down the verses, unpack the logic (or lack of it), question the emotional math, and of course spin the Fight Wheel to see which host has to step into the ring. There are odds. There are verdicts. There are potentially chaotic mauls.

Is this song genuinely moving… or just expertly engineered sad-boy pop?
 Is “mate” ever acceptable in a chorus?
 And most importantly — will it really be alright?

Probably not.

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Transcript

00:40.46
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to whittle your own cuck chair out of a single tree.

00:49.24
gav
ah Boom. yeah

00:53.24
Mad Dog
One solid piece of lumber.

00:53.61
Bevo
Nothing says cuck more than w a whittling hobby.

00:57.46
gav
Oh my God.

00:57.62
Mad Dog
Whittling. Yeah. Just sit there and whittle and enjoy the show.

00:59.79
Bevo
Whittling.

01:01.37
gav
Whittling.

01:03.00
Bevo
Just but wait for your opportunity to tell them that you whittled that yourself. you're just waiting for a break in in the action.

01:06.20
gav
ah ah so

01:07.45
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:08.12
Chibbs
in the sex.

01:08.25
gav
try um Mumbling it around your ball gag.

01:15.22
Chibbs
um Yeah, I had to come up with that one real quick. But, yeah, yeah.

01:19.09
Bevo
me

01:19.13
gav
Yeah, there's... Are we going to get into that?

01:20.74
Mad Dog
good.

01:21.61
gav
we might get into that at some point.

01:22.89
Chibbs
You might get into it. You never know.

01:24.33
gav
We'll see.

01:24.42
Chibbs
ah

01:24.93
gav
We'll see.

01:25.75
Chibbs
Yeah, speaking of um getting into things, we are doing Be All Right by Dean Lewis.

01:28.84
Bevo
whittling. You

01:33.14
gav
but

01:51.38
Chibbs
instantly forgettable that's how you know it's good that's how you know you got a hit

01:54.80
Bevo
know,

01:55.67
Mad Dog
Yeah,

01:56.44
Bevo
We don't sound like that. That's not what an Australians sound like.

01:59.47
Mad Dog
it's a weird.

02:00.22
gav
Yeah, that i was I was pretty baffled when I pulled up.

02:01.95
Mad Dog
I assumed you was a poem.

02:03.54
Bevo
Fine way.

02:05.34
gav
not only Not only is he Australian, he's from fucking Sydney. It's like he's meant to sound it exactly like fucking us.

02:10.42
Mad Dog
Stop it, mate.

02:10.66
Bevo
more of a purse drawl.

02:10.75
Chibbs
what a scumbag yeah he doesn't

02:11.84
Bevo
Fine

02:15.48
Mad Dog
ah

02:15.97
Bevo
way.

02:17.88
Mad Dog
Put the fucking phone away.

02:19.80
Bevo
war or

02:20.30
gav
Yeah.

02:20.92
Chibbs
so

02:22.30
gav
yeah yeah

02:23.61
Chibbs
the fucking final i

02:27.19
Mad Dog
You can't.

02:28.92
Bevo
We did this episode in very heavy Australian accent.

02:28.93
gav
I yeah

02:32.24
Bevo
Naivas.

02:32.66
gav
ah feel like to the forum listeners, it probably sounds like every episode is in a heavy Australian accent.

02:32.87
Chibbs
yeah that's true yeah yeah that's true yeah yeah ah

02:33.02
Mad Dog
ah

02:37.82
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:39.29
gav
Yeah. I remember...

02:40.22
Mad Dog
It's just.

02:40.98
gav
ah

02:41.97
Mad Dog
Wow. a more

02:45.05
gav
The conspiracy is that were all we're all actually pommies and we put the accent on every episode.

02:49.27
Chibbs
where We're just actors that are going for Australian parts.

02:49.45
gav
That's the...

02:54.34
Chibbs
We're all trying to get on the neighbours.

02:56.22
gav
Yeah, we'll get there.

02:56.89
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:57.66
gav
That's the that's that's the conspiracy.

02:58.04
Bevo
<unk>s

02:58.55
Mad Dog
The accent just sounds so bland to us.

02:59.83
gav
Well,

03:01.35
Mad Dog
Like it's like not even that.

03:04.25
gav
I mean, I guess that's the whole thing with accents, isn't it?

03:04.43
Mad Dog
Yeah. Often.

03:06.13
gav
You never you never hear your own.

03:08.12
Bevo
It just always feels to me when there's an Australian...

03:08.73
Mad Dog
Then to others it'd be like, i listen. me yeah

03:13.59
Bevo
When an Australian artist puts on a heavy Australian accent, it always just feels like it's performative. i know that's the buzzword of it.

03:19.29
Mad Dog
Yeah, for sure.

03:19.52
gav
um' on smokeka I'm on I'm on smokey!

03:20.79
Bevo
yes

03:22.71
gav
yeah

03:22.78
Chibbs
Except for it's a ROM.

03:24.54
Bevo
Yeah, that's fine.

03:25.37
Mad Dog
Yeah, that works.

03:26.13
Bevo
I get a pass. Yeah.

03:27.29
gav
Yeah.

03:27.54
Mad Dog
That works.

03:27.70
Chibbs
Parts.

03:28.58
gav
They can literally do no wrong.

03:30.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:31.36
Chibbs
I can do no wrong. I can do no wrong.

03:35.77
gav
oh ah i

03:40.40
Chibbs
We're spinning the wheel, fellas. You ready?

03:41.88
Mad Dog
ah reckon I reckon Bevo's up for this.

03:44.38
Chibbs
old

03:44.39
gav
i'm hoping I'm hoping it's me.

03:44.56
Mad Dog
That's my prediction.

03:44.86
Bevo
hey

03:46.07
gav
I'd love it to be. I just i just genuinely do want to fight for...

03:48.55
Bevo
I just met this guy. Hey. Dane Lewis.

03:51.42
Chibbs
The wheel is spinning.

03:54.96
Chibbs
I just put a prompt in that says, spin the fight wheel.

03:58.39
Mad Dog
Yeah, nice.

03:59.70
Chibbs
Mad Dog is fighting Dean Lewis.

04:00.98
Mad Dog
Oh, boy.

04:01.18
Bevo
a

04:01.29
gav
Oh, fuck! Fuck!

04:04.73
Chibbs
Mad Dog.

04:05.43
Mad Dog
Oh, boy.

04:05.90
Chibbs
Height.

04:07.16
Bevo
dia lewis

04:07.44
gav
Oh, yes, yes.

04:08.92
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. So we've got doggies here at 177 centimeters. ah Got a medium to high. Crossfit. Crossfitter. You've got remember, doggies are crossfitter.

04:21.65
gav
Yep.

04:22.90
Chibbs
Yeah. Your signature move...

04:23.60
gav
he's also so He's also something of a mad dog.

04:24.50
Bevo
like no

04:26.57
Chibbs
Your signature move is the Mad Dog Mall, which is a Liverpool kiss with a face bite.

04:27.02
Bevo
He's got that mad dog in him.

04:29.33
gav
Yeah.

04:29.40
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:31.89
gav
Yes.

04:32.72
Mad Dog
That's right.

04:32.88
Bevo
Oh,

04:32.99
Chibbs
the

04:33.64
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

04:34.13
gav
I love that explanation too.

04:34.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:35.94
gav
Although I've heard it it was a Glasgow kiss, not a...

04:36.42
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:37.90
gav
Anyway, it doesn't matter.

04:38.36
Chibbs
Dean Lewis comes in at 178 centimetres. 10 kilos lighter, though. Lean. Lean.

04:41.33
Bevo
oh he's got you there.

04:41.99
gav
Oh, he's got the height advantage.

04:42.20
Mad Dog
Oh, shit.

04:43.09
gav
He's got the height advantage.

04:43.51
Mad Dog
Okay.

04:44.36
Bevo
featherweight.

04:44.93
Chibbs
um ten kilo ten kilos lighter though

04:48.66
Bevo
ah feather white

04:49.45
Mad Dog
Yeah, fucking stick thin.

04:50.76
Chibbs
la

04:50.84
gav
Oh, I can't believe he weighs 60 kilos. That's crazy.

04:53.74
Chibbs
It's lean. And um he's not he doesn't have any fight experience. um

04:59.51
gav
He will once. Mad Dog's fucking through with him.

05:00.73
Bevo
that we know of.

05:02.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:03.59
gav
he's been fought He's been fighting misconduct allegations.

05:03.62
Chibbs
Dirty tactic to Williams.

05:06.32
gav
All right.

05:06.55
Chibbs
Yeah. is is His dirty tactics is low, apparently.

05:07.62
gav
All

05:10.99
Chibbs
He does have a signature. His speed is decent, apparently.

05:14.58
Mad Dog
Okay.

05:14.90
gav
right.

05:15.18
Mad Dog
All right.

05:15.51
Chibbs
And his signature move is the Beal right backhand, which is...

05:21.02
gav
yeah

05:21.96
Chibbs
But he sings a heartbreaking hook mid-swing to emotionally destabilize the opponent before attempting hopeful shove.

05:30.10
gav
the A hopeful shove. Jesus Christ.

05:35.23
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:36.65
Mad Dog
That's funny.

05:37.37
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:37.53
Mad Dog
The be all right back, just, nah.

05:39.82
Bevo
you

05:40.01
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay. We've got Lillard's.

05:46.57
Chibbs
okay we got li

05:47.26
gav
Initial thoughts, Mad Dog. Do you, just as a...

05:49.66
Mad Dog
um Well, honestly, i was going to sort of cower down a little bit because in the video he seemed quite tall, but then he's not.

05:59.96
Chibbs
Yeah, but he's he's not, which makes him seem even more of a piss-wake dude, because he's...

06:01.97
gav
They've... camera Camera trickery. Yeah.

06:06.60
Mad Dog
He's 178 and stick thin.

06:06.74
Chibbs
reason Yeah, camera camera techniques to make him seem like a big man.

06:09.05
gav
Yeah.

06:09.27
Mad Dog
um

06:12.95
Mad Dog
Exactly. I'm pretty confident.

06:15.68
Chibbs
I think you're gonna fucking kill him, doggy.

06:17.24
gav
i reckon I'd say that the likelihood of him escaping is is slim to none.

06:17.76
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:21.99
gav
Slim to none.

06:22.86
Mad Dog
So, put me in the column. All right. put me in the yes column

06:26.65
Chibbs
Okay, good.

06:26.90
gav
Yeah.

06:26.94
Bevo
Put me in, coach.

06:28.21
gav
That's where you...

06:28.41
Bevo
Yeah, we're in the bench.

06:30.49
Chibbs
It's like there's a gang of, like, go of a bench of fighters.

06:33.97
Bevo
Yeah.

06:34.42
Mad Dog
yeah

06:34.81
gav
ah ah Well, technically, hang on, hang on.

06:34.81
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:36.34
Mad Dog
but Hockey team.

06:37.73
gav
We're the bench of fighters and the the spinning the fight wheel as coach.

06:38.55
Bevo
yeah we have the v

06:39.23
Chibbs
with

06:40.97
gav
The fight wheel is absolutely coach.

06:41.18
Bevo
yeah

06:41.37
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:41.66
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:43.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:43.64
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah um I'm coming for you, Dino.

06:44.34
gav
yet I'll tell you what. i that's I think my favorite part about this is that yeah as a Sydney side, we can absolutely arrange this. If you guys meet, you can go 45 minutes each way. Like you guys can meet in Thoreau and fucking duke this out.

06:58.79
gav
Cold ale, maybe cold ale.

07:00.31
Mad Dog
The rule.

07:01.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:01.94
Mad Dog
Oh, that would be great stomping ground.

07:03.54
gav
fight on ah fight on a really expensive front lawn.

07:06.43
Chibbs
At the trainer.

07:06.49
Mad Dog
Yes, exactly.

07:06.96
gav
bleed on so Bleed on some cunt's cobblestone driveway.

07:07.06
Bevo
It's like street fight over the background is the rule.

07:10.71
Mad Dog
It's horrible.

07:11.96
gav
ah ah I'd love that..........

07:14.72
Bevo
It's the view of the ocean.

07:15.19
Mad Dog
Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, beautiful, beautiful scenery. Okay.

07:19.90
Chibbs
um Lyrics. The verse goes, I look up from the ground to see your sad and teary eyes. yeah

07:29.08
gav
who

07:29.88
Chibbs
you look away from me and I see there's something you're trying to hide. And I reach for your hand, but it's cold. You pull away again, and I wonder what's on your mind.

07:42.87
Chibbs
And then you say to me, you made a dumb mistake. You start to tremble and your voice begins to break. You say the cigarettes on the counter weren't your friends. They were my mates.

07:56.69
Chibbs
And I feel the colour draining from my face.

08:00.34
gav
Fucking hell, there's a lot there.

08:00.82
Mad Dog
Jesus.

08:01.92
Chibbs
What is happening?

08:02.04
Bevo
this is this is go be statess of This is giving me shades of good Lordy by Birds of Tokyo.

08:02.22
gav
We've got to...

08:06.33
gav
Yeah, big time, big time.

08:08.35
Chibbs
Oh yeah, very good lordy.

08:10.17
gav
So if we take it right up to the start, I mean, as a verse, he says way too much.

08:10.25
Chibbs
It's

08:14.34
gav
He says a lot here.

08:15.69
Chibbs
too much.

08:15.78
Bevo
There's a lot of information yet.

08:17.24
gav
He's fucking absolutely w ringing every fucking word out of this he can. um Yeah, the hand being cold, I think she might be a corpse.

08:21.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

08:26.90
gav
Is that where we're going with this one?

08:27.48
Bevo
See, okay. Well, this is the first two lines. I look up from the ground to see your sad interior. So he's dead too.

08:32.41
gav
So it sounds like he's dead. Oh, fuck.

08:33.79
Bevo
He's in the ground.

08:34.62
gav
Is this a zombie love song?

08:34.82
Mad Dog
He's on the ground.

08:35.42
Bevo
She's no, no, she's punched him out. And then now she's regretting it, which is what she said. She's made a dumb mistake. She King hit him. Yeah.

08:43.38
Mad Dog
yeah A coward touch, even.

08:43.67
gav
Okay.

08:44.41
Bevo
It starts to tremble and your voice begins. She fucking killed him.

08:48.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

08:48.18
gav
ah

08:49.22
Chibbs
yeah Or at least thought at least thought he was dead for a period of time.

08:49.42
Mad Dog
Ah, okay. Okay.

08:53.34
gav
Yeah.

08:53.56
Bevo
And you could read, I reach for your hand, but it's cold as him being the cold one.

08:58.65
gav
Maybe.

08:58.81
Bevo
not did I don't know.

08:59.26
Mad Dog
Are we talking about a zombie situation?

09:00.76
Bevo
Maybe.

09:00.98
gav
yeah maybe Maybe he's just out cold.

09:01.32
Bevo
Yeah.

09:03.38
gav
I don't know.

09:03.84
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:04.09
Mad Dog
Right.

09:05.01
Chibbs
Yeah. Maybe it's just a nerve damage thing.

09:06.10
gav
So.

09:07.89
Chibbs
Like he's, he's not feeling things the right way because he's knocked his head or he's done some sort of nerve damage.

09:09.02
gav
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

09:13.75
gav
Yeah.

09:13.88
Bevo
Yeah. It's all over an argument about cigarette ownership too.

09:17.84
gav
Yeah.

09:17.88
Chibbs
Yeah. So what's, sorry. Yeah.

09:19.53
Mad Dog
They're my fags, mate.

09:21.11
gav
ah

09:21.49
Chibbs
can't get yeah Explain this situation here. It's ah like the dumb mistake. And she's starting to tremble and voices breaking.

09:31.69
gav
She's having a nicotine withdrawal for sure.

09:32.32
Bevo
Yeah.

09:33.37
Chibbs
but she She says the cigarettes on the counter weren't your friends, they were my mates.

09:34.70
Mad Dog
She's Jones and...

09:36.06
Bevo
The Nicknorette patch. Yeah.

09:39.34
Chibbs
what's What's the accusation?

09:41.54
Bevo
he's He's discovered that she's cheated on him.

09:41.65
Mad Dog
What's the difference there?

09:43.62
Bevo
That's what's happened. And now she's getting called out.

09:44.47
gav
Yeah. So she's she's he's found some cigarettes on the counter and was like, who's are these?

09:45.90
Mad Dog
Oh.

09:48.25
gav
And she was just like, oh, just one of my friends.

09:49.80
Bevo
Me mates.

09:50.89
gav
Now she's like, it was actually your friends and I was fucking him.

09:51.38
Mad Dog
Yeah. Actually. Yeah.

09:54.40
Bevo
I was smoking his cigarette.

09:54.41
Chibbs
Oh, so she's she she's turned the table on him. She's not trying to get away with it.

10:00.99
Bevo
Nah, she's caught.

10:01.12
Chibbs
He's just called her out and went...

10:02.10
gav
he's he's He's coming clean.

10:02.63
Bevo
Yeah. Caught red handed.

10:03.86
gav
she's Sorry, she's coming clean. Yeah.

10:05.09
Chibbs
Okay, so he's...

10:05.27
Mad Dog
She said, you got me. Yeah.

10:07.61
Chibbs
Fuck, really? First verse.

10:08.73
gav
Yeah.

10:08.86
Chibbs
verse

10:09.85
gav
Yeah.

10:10.03
Chibbs
First verse.

10:10.27
Bevo
Hmm.

10:10.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:12.04
gav
it's I'll tell you what, you're you're right though.

10:12.12
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:12.12
Chibbs
Right. Yeah.

10:14.04
gav
It's so fucking confusing because she's just like, he keeps saying what she said from her perspective to him and you can't tell if he's fucking talking about something he said or something she said.

10:20.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:24.37
gav
He's all over the fucking place with this one.

10:26.40
Chibbs
All of it is her saying things to him, but she's like trembling and her voice is breaking.

10:28.89
gav
Yes. Yep.

10:33.70
Chibbs
And you say to me, so it's that and and then and then you said and then you said to me that you made a dumb mistake.

10:36.99
Mad Dog
Somehow she's become the victim.

10:37.57
Bevo
I'm me. Way

10:40.05
gav
I never said that.

10:41.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:42.17
gav
I never said that.

10:42.71
Chibbs
It's like...

10:43.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:44.23
Chibbs
you You say to me that you, met like, this is this is an in a this is in it in ah it's in a song to be like, it's like it happened to a friend of a friend of a friend of mine situation.

10:49.08
gav
See, it's so it's it's fucking.

10:49.81
Mad Dog
What?

10:49.96
Bevo
too many pronouns.

10:53.62
gav
Yeah.

10:58.71
gav
and And then she said.

10:59.42
Bevo
And I says to Mabel, I says...

11:01.18
gav
Yeah.

11:01.22
Chibbs
the

11:02.36
Mad Dog
yeah

11:04.73
Bevo
um I'm curious to see where we go from here.

11:05.02
gav
yeah Yeah, okay, so hang on.

11:07.02
Chibbs
Okay.

11:07.80
gav
To to to summarize, we've got we've either got we've either got he's a corpse, she's she's a corpse, and and

11:09.15
Chibbs
Clarify that. Yeah.

11:12.65
Chibbs
yeah

11:12.91
Bevo
Yeah. Fun option. Also fun option.

11:15.93
Mad Dog
ay

11:16.81
Chibbs
We're on a coin tos we're on a corpse coin toss here.

11:19.48
gav
and all they're both dead, or she's just fucking giving him the old one-two up the hua zu and he's knocked out cold. Is that the is that as the current state of play?

11:29.50
Bevo
They're the funniest solution.

11:30.02
Mad Dog
It can't be anything other than those four options.

11:32.34
Bevo
Yeah.

11:32.44
gav
Okay, that's that's the only the only possibilities.

11:33.66
Mad Dog
a

11:34.83
Bevo
let's Let's read on and find out more, I think.

11:35.08
Mad Dog
They're the only four.

11:37.18
gav
All right. Dear listeners.

11:39.56
Chibbs
Would he have ever known that the cigarettes weren't his mates if she had just kept their mouth shut?

11:43.35
Bevo
Yeah. tonight

11:45.90
Chibbs
Like, he's not an accuser of anything. He's just like, I fucking, I was laying on the ground.

11:48.44
Bevo
The guilt. It's the guilt.

11:50.75
Chibbs
I've woken up. You're standing there crying. And you're telling me there, you might cigarettes on the counter.

11:53.05
gav
Just like they were you they were your friends.

11:55.60
Bevo
I tried to get you up.

11:57.40
Chibbs
You're like, wait, what? I didn't even see any cigarettes on the counter.

11:59.93
gav
but

12:00.22
Chibbs
I'm fucking him. I'm fucking your mate.

12:01.98
gav
ah

12:02.37
Chibbs
You're like, what?

12:03.03
Mad Dog
that Hang on, Robbo only smokes Winnie Reds.

12:04.08
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:07.00
Bevo
I love you.

12:07.02
Chibbs
so

12:07.13
gav
Hang on, I'm dead.

12:09.18
Mad Dog
Robbo.

12:11.93
Bevo
ah

12:12.35
gav
Robbo only smokes Winnie Reds.

12:13.74
Mad Dog
Robbo.

12:13.98
gav
I mean, he is he's a Sydney-sider. His mate Rob definitely does smoke Winnie Reds.

12:17.77
Chibbs
There's also, it's just, um it's the dude putting himself as a victim as the victim instantly in here, like, feel sorry for me it does.

12:30.84
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

12:30.87
gav
Yeah. Yeah. it's It's not really much story building, is it? That's why it's got a Lordy vibes. It's just that same like...

12:35.74
Bevo
Well, this is, it's, I'm my, I could be, I could be disappointed here, but I'm like, if verse one is this like juicy, imagine what verse two will be.

12:35.81
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:37.50
Mad Dog
He starts on the ground.

12:43.38
Chibbs
Yeah. Well, that's a chorus.

12:45.62
gav
so

12:46.17
Bevo
Let's find out.

12:47.11
Chibbs
The chorus goes, and my friend said, wait, the friend's there?

12:51.93
gav
the friend The friend with the cigarettes is there.

12:53.80
Mad Dog
Oh! Robert is like...

12:54.66
Chibbs
Robbo's there still?

12:54.89
gav
he's

12:55.74
Bevo
Smoking.

12:55.93
gav
he's he pops out He pops out from behind a bush when when the time's right.

12:57.06
Bevo
ah He was out in the front porch having a durry.

13:02.00
Mad Dog
Having a derby at a VB and he's like, shut the fuck up, Dito.

13:04.73
gav
So, okay, okay. roberto

13:07.46
Mad Dog
It's over, you cunt.

13:08.66
gav
Robbo on the front porch with a Winnie Red and ah and a VB in hand and this is what he says.

13:13.77
Chibbs
Just stubbies, just stubbies on, no shirt.

13:17.08
Mad Dog
Yeah. it

13:18.81
Bevo
so good

13:19.00
Mad Dog
Just like, fucking get over it, cunt.

13:22.03
Chibbs
Okay, so he's felt he felt the colour drain from his vase and then my friend said, I know you love her, but it's over, mate.

13:22.06
gav
that's literally the prevent

13:30.75
gav
jesus yeah

13:32.76
Mad Dog
It's over, mate.

13:32.78
Chibbs
It doesn't matter. Put the phone away. It's never easy to walk away.

13:36.12
Mad Dog
ah

13:37.76
Chibbs
Let her go. It'll be all right.

13:40.52
Bevo
What's he doing with the phone?

13:40.82
gav
jesus

13:41.16
Bevo
Is he playing Flappy Bird or something?

13:43.61
gav
yeah

13:43.91
Mad Dog
I can imagine that ah being in the Aussiest interaction ever.

13:44.33
Bevo
I'm trying to talk to you, mate.

13:45.65
Chibbs
Yeah, who's he calling?

13:49.30
Mad Dog
Like, he's out there.

13:49.47
Bevo
No, reckon he's filming. He's filming the whole thing, like, trying to get evidence.

13:51.67
gav
Yeah. Trying to get some fucking views.

13:53.24
Chibbs
and a TikTok.

13:54.51
gav
yeah ah

13:54.72
Chibbs
yes

13:55.88
Mad Dog
I'm live right now.

13:56.82
Bevo
okay

13:56.97
Chibbs
No, it's a boomerang.

13:59.06
Mad Dog
help

13:59.54
Chibbs
It's too...

14:00.02
gav
dean lewis Dean Lewis gets broken up with brackets brutal.

14:03.61
Chibbs
pri paper right yeah yeah Do people still do pay-per-a-days?

14:10.17
gav
Boomerang. in the It's boom a boomerang of Robbo just hitting his dart.

14:11.91
Chibbs
It's like... boom yeah say yes

14:14.32
Bevo
I've got to say...

14:14.84
Mad Dog
Yeah. Of like, yeah, Robbo the Dart, just like.

14:16.57
gav
in and out of his mouth.

14:18.68
Mad Dog
ah

14:19.44
gav
Oh, gotta it. With post-coital cigarette.

14:20.25
Bevo
um I never, ever bring him up on the podcast, but one time Mr. Hayworth was trying to do a boomerang and I said to him, i was like, I think you're the last guy on planet earth to still be doing boomerangs.

14:29.72
gav
ah ah

14:30.71
Bevo
so

14:31.99
gav
ah ah go to love it

14:32.50
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, this is Robbo's still there. He's just ploughed Dino's missus. And now he's out, he's out, he's out on the veranda, which is just a cement slab one meter above the ground.

14:41.69
gav
the

14:42.13
Mad Dog
He's out on the veranda having a coffee.

14:43.03
gav
with a postcoitil with a postcoitil cigarette

14:51.16
gav
With the clothesline stuck in it.

14:53.35
Chibbs
There's no, there's no like railing or anything.

14:53.45
Mad Dog
Nah,

14:55.66
gav
Oh, no.

14:56.23
Chibbs
It's just cement slab.

14:56.53
Mad Dog
nah.

14:58.13
Chibbs
And he's sitting there in a plastic chair, just punching a dart.

14:58.49
gav
Yeah.

15:02.79
Mad Dog
That's the shit.

15:03.17
Bevo
Dean's trying to brain.

15:03.49
Chibbs
And Dino walks out being like, fucking Robert, what are you doing? and He's like, look, I know you love her, but fuck, it's over, mate.

15:10.23
Bevo
It's over,

15:10.72
Chibbs
It's over.

15:10.90
gav
It's over, mate.

15:11.11
Mad Dog
Yeah, it just...

15:11.46
Chibbs
I was just there. I was just in it.

15:13.28
Mad Dog
Deal with it.

15:14.00
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:14.39
gav
ha

15:14.44
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:15.74
gav
i was i was in it I was in it when she was having that conversation with you just now.

15:19.74
Chibbs
yeah

15:19.86
gav
That was...

15:22.08
Bevo
He's actually going through his like text text threads to be like, did I miss this completely?

15:22.59
Mad Dog
They're my ciggies.

15:29.01
Chibbs
um It's just funny for him to be like, it'll be all right. Like giving him a pat on the back as he walks through his car.

15:34.20
gav
Yeah.

15:35.63
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:35.79
Chibbs
ah

15:36.18
gav
it's It's never easy to walk away, but get get the fuck get the fuck out of your girlfriend's house, mate.

15:39.61
Bevo
You know that, you guys know that comedian?

15:40.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:40.82
gav
I'm...

15:40.88
Chibbs
I didn't say not to walk away. i said it's not easy.

15:43.58
gav
ha

15:43.74
Bevo
you know that ki do you guys know that comedian Aaron Gox?

15:43.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:46.58
gav
Yeah, fucking love Goxie, man.

15:46.90
Bevo
Goxie? That's who I'm picturing as the guy that made.

15:48.47
gav
Goxie is a fucking wizard. That is perfect.

15:50.94
Chibbs
This is something was telling me about him because he was on the fucking cricket.

15:55.80
gav
Yeah.

15:55.93
Chibbs
he was he He stopped play.

15:56.27
Bevo
Oh, was he?

15:57.11
gav
Steve Smith. No, Steve Smith.

15:58.93
Chibbs
He stopped playing.

16:00.01
gav
Yeah, he was walking back to his seat with a beer and Smith was like, some fuckhead's walking around. And the camera the camera work is amazing.

16:05.12
Chibbs
Yeah. It's Tim.

16:06.65
gav
It just it just zooms straight in and it's Goxie just standing there with this clueless look on his face. And they fully stopped play because of it. Someone painted like a really artistic rendering of that close-up shot and gave and gave it to him.

16:15.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:18.74
Chibbs
Oh, that's great.

16:20.56
gav
I follow Goxie, man.

16:20.88
Chibbs
That's great.

16:21.85
gav
Goxie's a fucking legend.

16:23.36
Chibbs
Get him on the pod.

16:23.44
Bevo
very funny.

16:23.44
gav
He's so fucking...

16:24.48
Chibbs
Get him on the pod.

16:24.54
gav
We actually should hit him up.

16:25.80
Mad Dog
Get him on the pod.

16:25.82
gav
we should i think I think Southern's in touch with him.

16:25.85
Bevo
Yeah, he'd be great.

16:26.88
Mad Dog
Yeah, for sure.

16:27.98
gav
Southern's southerns are southerns vaguely affiliated.

16:28.95
Mad Dog
Really?

16:31.10
gav
Yeah, we can we can we can work an angle there, I think.

16:33.50
Chibbs
Okay. um All right. This is this. Okay.

16:36.98
Mad Dog
this guy's been fucked.

16:37.11
Chibbs
kiu He's really going through the ringer this day.

16:39.51
gav
Yeah,

16:41.46
Chibbs
Where are

16:41.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:43.29
gav
could it Could it get any worse?

16:45.11
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:45.75
Mad Dog
and

16:45.99
Chibbs
But it's still, there's something, but it's the fact that he's writing it.

16:46.59
Mad Dog
Somehow she doesn't give a shit. Yeah.

16:51.36
Chibbs
Like, it's like, feel, feel bad for me.

16:54.52
gav
Yeah, I would never write this song.

16:54.62
Chibbs
This is a real bad situation. It's like, yeah, but they know, did it actually happen?

16:56.15
gav
i would know I would not. If this happened to me, I'd be real real quiet about it.

16:58.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:59.49
gav
Yeah, yeah.

16:59.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:00.12
Mad Dog
This is what happened to me. Yeah.

17:01.98
gav
ah

17:02.03
Chibbs
um We'll just put it out here now as well. We were doing a completely different song tonight and we picked this like...

17:08.60
gav
yeah yeah

17:10.26
Bevo
We liked it too much.

17:11.38
gav
we We realized that all four of us were about to try and rip on a song that's one of all of our one of our favorite songs.

17:16.57
Mad Dog
It's one of the all-time greats.

17:16.84
Bevo
True, yeah.

17:16.89
Chibbs
Yeah, because Dan Southern stitched us up.

17:18.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

17:18.81
Chibbs
like Southern wanted to do it and he's not here.

17:19.00
gav
Yeah, he tried to...

17:19.16
Bevo
Yeah.

17:20.41
gav
Threw threw in a request and then bailed like a dick.

17:21.46
Chibbs
Yeah. So approximately 19 minutes ago, we decided to do this song. So we are this may be the freshest we've ever gone into a song in six years.

17:25.98
Bevo
specific

17:29.43
gav
And we're coming in hot on it, I think. It's good.

17:31.03
Bevo
We will listen to it just before we hit play as well.

17:32.92
gav
We literally had to take um um a four-minute break to everyone hear this song for, like, the first time.

17:32.95
Bevo
So

17:33.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:36.82
Bevo
for the first time.

17:37.90
gav
Yeah.

17:37.95
Chibbs
First off. Okay. So we're all, like, I'm genuinely confused by all of this. I'm really trying to decipher it.

17:43.58
gav
Yeah, this... Yeah.

17:45.69
Chibbs
Verse two. So I still look back at all the messages you'd sent, and I know it wasn't right, but it was fucking with my head.

17:48.62
Mad Dog
Thank you.

17:56.22
Chibbs
And everything deleted, like the past, yeah, it was gone. And when I touched your face, I could tell you're moving on. But it's not the fact that you kissed him yesterday, it's the feeling of betrayal that I just can't seem to shake. And everything I know tells me that I should walk away, but I just want to stay.

18:20.76
Mad Dog
oh

18:22.58
Bevo
I like that when I touched your face, I could tell you moving on like she's physically moving and he's like trying to help me reach out.

18:26.93
Chibbs
she's she She's backing away.

18:28.79
Bevo
Yeah.

18:29.03
Mad Dog
like braille. Like... trial

18:31.32
gav
Oh, my God.

18:32.66
Bevo
I'm a bit of an empath and I can tell that you're trying to move away.

18:34.46
gav
yeah yeah yeah

18:35.22
Chibbs
I can tell you're already moving on.

18:40.47
Chibbs
sorry

18:40.76
gav
Yeah.

18:41.93
Chibbs
Robbo's just still there being like, hey, mate, mate, it'll be all right.

18:44.28
gav
ah Stop touching her face, buddy.

18:46.78
Bevo
so and he's going to, he's, he's come back.

18:48.05
Chibbs
It'll all right. Don't touch her. Don't touch her.

18:49.82
gav
like

18:50.58
Bevo
He's gone back through his messages and she's like, I'm fucking Robbo. And he's like, thought he's like he's interpreted that as I'm fucking Robbo.

18:55.91
gav
He's just like, okay, honey. a Oh, and out

19:02.55
Mad Dog
Like, I just didn't see it coming. Yeah.

19:04.47
Chibbs
All the messages you'd sent. Like, there's videos. There's a fucking photo.

19:09.21
gav
a loop.

19:10.45
Mad Dog
gifs.

19:11.19
Chibbs
Yeah, there's there's boomerangs of just, like, fucking Robbo just with his cock out.

19:13.91
gav
ah

19:14.07
Mad Dog
hu

19:16.66
gav
going in in and out of her yeah the bemb ran is just in and out on a loop

19:18.65
Chibbs
yeah

19:21.46
Mad Dog
Yeah, Robbo like this.

19:23.03
gav
yeah yeah

19:23.29
Chibbs
Yeah! just Just helicoptering with his dick. Like, yeah, just...

19:30.58
Bevo
he' it' just he' got a He's got a message that it just says Robbo's fucked and he's like, yeah, he fucking is, isn't he?

19:31.17
gav
he's he's he's he

19:36.25
Mad Dog
yeah

19:36.82
Bevo
with

19:38.39
gav
he says

19:38.64
Chibbs
Your mate Robbo's here. He's naked.

19:40.70
gav
ah

19:41.15
Mad Dog
Robert.

19:41.90
gav
he's touched her face and his hands come away sticky

19:42.93
Mad Dog
It's.

19:46.77
gav
what's what's all this then

19:47.97
Chibbs
And everything deleted, like, the past year is gone. Do

19:51.64
gav
So, i can can I just say, I think I'm still not 100% sure which funnel we've fallen down, but it sounds like he might be deleting evidence, perhaps? And, i don't know.

20:04.06
gav
i

20:04.28
Chibbs
do you think he's killed Robbo and his missus?

20:06.39
gav
I think he's at least killed the missus. I feel like

20:09.26
Bevo
Yeah.

20:09.81
Chibbs
Mates, right?

20:10.74
gav
If Robbo kissed her yesterday, I'm wondering if it was an open casket.

20:10.95
Mad Dog
At least. Yeah.

20:14.42
gav
Maybe Robbo leaned down and gave her a little peck in the in the in in in in the in the open casket.

20:19.79
Mad Dog
That's the quickest funeral turnaround ever.

20:20.79
gav
on the Yeah, yeah real quick real quick.

20:22.52
Mad Dog
Like the day after.

20:22.87
Chibbs
yeah yeah

20:23.72
Mad Dog
yeah

20:24.63
Chibbs
it

20:24.89
gav
It was going to be cheaper because it was ah a Wednesday and no one has a funeral on a Wednesday. so they were like They were trying to get in there and get mates rates on it.

20:32.79
Bevo
I like the line, it's not the fact that you kissed him yesterday, it's the feeling of betrayal.

20:32.98
Mad Dog
um

20:33.65
Chibbs
nights

20:36.57
Bevo
It's like, <unk>s yeah, that's like it's like, it's almost like saying it's not the coughing and sneezing, it's the cold.

20:38.68
gav
that that That's it. that's the but That is the betrayal.

20:39.77
Mad Dog
Yeah, but it's cause and effect.

20:44.63
Bevo
It's like, yeah.

20:45.24
gav
Yeah.

20:45.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:45.80
gav
Yeah.

20:47.08
Chibbs
That is cold.

20:48.34
gav
ah ah hu Yeah, there was...

20:50.26
Mad Dog
I think we're down the cuck funnel, obviously. Like now now he's like, do you know what?

20:53.57
gav
I can't...

20:55.64
Mad Dog
If you can't beat him, join him.

20:57.32
Chibbs
he's getting off He's getting off on all of this.

20:57.36
Mad Dog
I'm staying.

20:59.37
Chibbs
ah

20:59.74
gav
yeah

21:00.76
Chibbs
this shit for sure.

21:00.85
gav
ah

21:00.93
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:02.52
Chibbs
Yeah. Like he won't leave the house.

21:03.40
gav
he's like a cut

21:04.72
Chibbs
They're like, mate, it'll be all right. It's time to walk away. And he's like, no, no, tell me more about this. What's been going on exactly?

21:10.78
gav
yeah

21:11.96
Chibbs
i feel a lot of betrayal.

21:12.61
gav
Go into real real detail about it.

21:13.76
Chibbs
I need a lot of details about what has been happening in Dean Lewis's house.

21:16.45
gav
Oh, fuck.

21:16.57
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:18.42
Chibbs
because Now he's referring to himself in the third person as well.

21:19.45
Mad Dog
Look, I hear you, but...

21:21.88
gav
ah

21:22.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:22.71
Mad Dog
Yeah. let see I hear you, but I need to touch your face to understand more about this.

21:28.57
Bevo
I'm just getting a read.

21:30.39
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:31.17
Bevo
Like Ray Charles. I got to read your face. like

21:34.13
Mad Dog
Dean Charles.

21:37.46
gav
oh fuck

21:39.75
Mad Dog
Dean Charles.

21:40.47
Bevo
Second chorus is different to the first chorus.

21:42.04
Chibbs
okay yeah second chorus, good.

21:42.48
Bevo
Hmm.

21:43.72
Chibbs
Because we need more information.

21:45.76
gav
Yep.

21:46.55
Chibbs
And my friend said, Robbo that is, I know you love her, but it's over mate. It doesn't matter. Put the phone away. It'll never, it's never easy to walk away. Let her go. It'll be okay.

22:00.88
Chibbs
It's going to hurt for a bit of time. So bottoms up, let's forget tonight. You'll find another and you'll be just fine. Let her go.

22:10.46
gav
Cuck funnel.

22:10.55
Mad Dog
Let it go, mate.

22:11.30
gav
Cuck funnel for sure.

22:11.70
Mad Dog
Let it go.

22:12.12
Chibbs
i love that.

22:12.14
gav
So i've just I've just realized that the phone is him trying to film them in the in the act of coitus for sure.

22:16.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:18.23
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:18.42
Bevo
the chair that he whittled.

22:18.68
Chibbs
Yes.

22:18.84
gav
and And it's going to hurt for a bit of time.

22:20.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:22.57
gav
So bottoms up, I feel like he Robbo's had enough of the misses and he says, o bottoms up, man. going have a dig around in your guts for a minute and it's going to hurt for a bit of time, but you'll be just fine.

22:29.50
Mad Dog
this

22:35.76
Mad Dog
There's something about like the bloke that's fucking your missus trying to console you.

22:40.50
Chibbs
Yeah, know.

22:40.89
Mad Dog
Like, yeah, you know, like.

22:41.22
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Like, I still imagine he's on this on this this cement deck and he's he's punching a dart and he just like, Dean Lewis comes out, no colour in his face, just being like...

22:47.10
gav
a lot.

22:47.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:49.14
gav
Hands it to him. Ha

22:52.88
Bevo
you're crying.

22:53.91
Chibbs
fucking, I can't believe you've been fucking my girlfriend.

22:54.96
gav
ha ha. that was a lot

22:56.83
Chibbs
He's like, oh, mate, I know.

22:58.25
Bevo
It'll be all right, mate.

22:58.39
Chibbs
I know.

22:59.18
Mad Dog
He's like, mate, you'll be fine.

22:59.62
Chibbs
It's going to be all right. Look, look, here you go. And he just cracks the top off of VB. He ends up to him.

23:04.57
Mad Dog
okay

23:04.60
gav
aids it to him yeah yeah

23:05.62
Chibbs
He's like, look, it know it's going to be, mate, there's heaps of birds out there.

23:09.08
Bevo
Just black out right now and you'll be...

23:10.58
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:10.57
Chibbs
Don't don't worry about it.

23:10.96
Bevo
you'll

23:12.02
Mad Dog
Look, how how far do we go back, mate?

23:12.09
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:14.71
Chibbs
yeah

23:14.78
gav
ah

23:14.96
Mad Dog
How far do we go back?

23:15.38
Chibbs
yeah

23:16.63
gav
I fucked your missus.

23:16.96
Chibbs
You're Dean fucking Lewis.

23:17.04
Mad Dog
It's going to be fine.

23:17.83
gav
I fucked her out of, verse i fucked her out of respect for you, mate.

23:20.18
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:20.54
Chibbs
it

23:20.95
Mad Dog
know

23:21.78
gav
That was just, you know, umve ah it it had to be.

23:22.56
Mad Dog
That's right. Yeah. I wouldn't just choose anyone's bird.

23:26.98
Bevo
You didn't have a problem when I kissed her yesterday.

23:27.27
Mad Dog
Yours.

23:29.78
gav
yeah

23:32.01
Bevo
Robert.

23:33.14
gav
ah

23:33.30
Chibbs
She's been sending you message about it for a month.

23:36.25
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:36.73
gav
yeah

23:36.77
Chibbs
I really didn't think you'd be this surprised.

23:37.69
Mad Dog
Right.

23:38.39
Bevo
but

23:39.57
Mad Dog
All right, look at me, look at me.

23:40.25
Bevo
ah can robber this

23:41.94
Mad Dog
if you're If you're completely fine with us, blink.

23:45.14
gav
ah

23:46.67
Mad Dog
Look at me, look at me.

23:51.70
gav
Oh, fuck.

23:54.04
Chibbs
ah The bridge goes, but nothing heals the past like time, and they can't steal the love you're born to find, and nothing heals the past like time, and they can't steal the love you're born to find.

24:13.04
gav
Hmm.

24:13.29
Mad Dog
Yeah, this guy is fun.

24:13.66
Chibbs
None of those things join up. Like, they don't actually make any sense in ah in the story. that It's like each one of those is just, there's three statements. It is, but nothing heals the past like time. Second statement, they can't steal.

24:29.02
Chibbs
Third statement, love you're born to find.

24:32.98
gav
yeah

24:34.39
Bevo
Yeah, that's... It's very... Oh, it's just like...

24:37.13
gav
It's a very nothingy bridge, isn't it?

24:39.06
Chibbs
Is he worried about Robbo stealing his next girlfriend?

24:39.33
Bevo
a

24:41.98
gav
ah

24:46.60
Chibbs
He's like, right, all right, you can have this one, but not the next one.

24:46.74
gav
Oh, fuck.

24:46.76
Bevo
He's... willing

24:50.71
Chibbs
I'm going to go find another one now.

24:50.74
gav
and that it

24:51.95
Chibbs
You can't have that one.

24:53.26
gav
Robby's like, oh, so what's what's the other one's name then? Is she is she here or is she... was You got a picture of the of the other one there, mate, or...?

25:05.59
Bevo
Um, yeah, it just, it kind of and assumes that like finding love, the true love is like, it's going to happen no matter what, what's what?

25:15.93
Chibbs
No matter what.

25:16.89
Bevo
Yeah.

25:18.26
gav
Yeah.

25:18.30
Chibbs
How many people die alone?

25:18.39
Bevo
So fate is fate.

25:18.55
Mad Dog
You are born. Lots.

25:22.90
gav
How many people dial?

25:23.47
Chibbs
I reckon the percentage is high.

25:26.68
Mad Dog
Most.

25:26.78
gav
It's...

25:27.58
Bevo
Can ever think about the fact that every every male in your bloodline up to the dawn of humans had a baby for you to be born?

25:27.61
gav
Yeah.

25:36.47
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

25:39.72
Bevo
There's a line all the way to the end. And if you don't procreate, then you are the end of that line.

25:44.12
Chibbs
You stop it.

25:45.50
Bevo
o It's a funny thing to think about.

25:45.56
gav
there's so somewhere there's a bunch somewhere Somewhere there's a bunch of socks with a million generations of my forefathers in it.

25:46.33
Mad Dog
Most.

25:56.57
Chibbs
um The chorus is the same. east It's the same. Yeah?

26:02.13
Bevo
Yep.

26:02.32
Mad Dog
It's hilarious.

26:02.36
gav
Yeah.

26:03.56
Mad Dog
I love this.

26:03.96
Chibbs
And then the outro goes, it'll be alright.

26:04.22
gav
Yeah.

26:06.64
Chibbs
It'll be alright. It'll be all alright. It'll be all alright. It'll be alright. It'll be alright.

26:11.77
gav
ah

26:12.15
Mad Dog
Bravo!

26:13.24
Bevo
It'll be all right.

26:13.72
Chibbs
Hey!

26:14.15
gav
Puffing on Robbo's dart with him.

26:14.45
Bevo
It'll be all right.

26:17.55
Bevo
The mantra.

26:18.39
Mad Dog
ah By this time, his missus has come to join him out on the patio and she's sitting on Robbo's lap.

26:23.61
gav
but yeah

26:25.38
Bevo
Convincing him too. It'll be all right, mate.

26:26.62
Chibbs
Yeah, she's like, it'll be all right.

26:27.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

26:28.50
gav
yes

26:28.50
Chibbs
It'll be all right, Dino. Don't keep rooting.

26:30.77
gav
puffing on robo's dart with him

26:32.79
Mad Dog
Yeah.

26:33.34
Chibbs
ah

26:33.88
Mad Dog
Yeah. Or or donkey donkey rooting it off the edge. Yeah.

26:38.23
Bevo
Yeah,

26:40.18
gav
Sorry fri ah for our foreign listeners. Donkey rooting the dart off. oh Yeah, okay. So um you want to...

26:50.84
Mad Dog
Explain it.

26:51.06
gav
you want to

26:51.70
Bevo
ah explain that. I know i know what it is, but I should explain it.

26:55.16
Mad Dog
Oh, so, yeah, so it's when you don't have a lighter, but you touch your cigarette onto the end of another one's another person's lit smoking cigarette

27:04.46
gav
Oh my God.

27:06.79
Bevo
ive always heard of Donkey Puff, but Donkey Root is funny too.

27:07.70
Mad Dog
and there

27:10.87
gav
I just loved how much that sounded like i'd loved how much that sound like Bevo.

27:11.10
Mad Dog
and light it that way.

27:13.95
gav
had no I had no idea that that's what you were referring to.

27:14.84
Bevo
ah it good if

27:16.59
gav
But when Bevo was like, I know what it is. I just want to hear i just want you to explain it.

27:18.49
Bevo
I don't... want

27:21.41
gav
it's

27:22.50
Bevo
Don't you know?

27:23.48
gav
and no joke ah ah yeah Of course I know what cuddling is, man.

27:23.86
Bevo
i

27:29.14
gav
you you

27:29.21
Bevo
i can see how it came across that way.

27:30.00
Chibbs
On the Kinsey scale.

27:30.53
Bevo
but i'm I'm cool. I know smoking.

27:33.16
Chibbs
With Sharon.

27:33.22
gav
Kinsey scale. Oh, my God.

27:35.16
Bevo
with it's

27:35.18
Mad Dog
The kids are

27:36.16
gav
I'm still going to make those shirts. Off the Kinsey scale is the funniest thing I think I've ever heard.

27:38.62
Bevo
if

27:40.62
Mad Dog
kids. Oh, I thought you said kids. Imagine if um Dean Lewis had kids with with this chick.

27:48.31
Chibbs
with with sharon

27:50.46
Bevo
Complications.

27:50.84
Mad Dog
yeah And, yeah, the kids are now running around and come straight up to Robbo and they're like, hey, Dad.

27:55.22
Bevo
Teddy!

27:56.18
gav
i just

27:56.52
Mad Dog
know what?

27:57.24
gav
ah ah Everyone's calling him daddy now.

28:01.18
Bevo
Oh, Dane. You're in trouble, Dane.

28:03.86
gav
ah

28:04.28
Chibbs
this song This song was released on the 29th of June, 2018. That is 1,168 days. ah That's not right at all.

28:13.05
gav
No, it's not. No, it's not.

28:14.74
Chibbs
Nah, okay. Sorry. You've got to remember that this got wiped up for me by ChatGPT instantly. Like, yeah.

28:22.62
Bevo
wrong Just get Wikipedia up.

28:23.03
Chibbs
So a lot of this shit won't be right.

28:23.54
gav
What date did this come out?

28:25.37
Bevo
Just get Wiki up.

28:26.13
Chibbs
of June, 2018.

28:26.21
Bevo
That's what you mean.

28:29.21
Mad Dog
Was there another 9-11 that we don't know about?

28:29.22
gav
All right.

28:31.99
gav
29th. 29th.

28:33.82
Chibbs
I don't know what that is but it's written by Dean Lewis and John Hume.

28:34.94
gav
twenty ninth

28:40.63
Chibbs
um

28:42.23
Mad Dog
Famous for the highway.

28:43.32
Bevo
Written by Dean Lewis and Robbo.

28:43.40
Mad Dog
That's more like it.

28:43.54
Chibbs
yeah. yeah yeah um

28:45.91
gav
a

28:46.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

28:49.16
Chibbs
Dean Lewis, he didn't start releasing music seriously until his late twenty s after working in artist management and watching other people succeed.

28:58.48
gav
Ah, right. Sorry, 6,135 days after the towers their own accord.

29:01.78
Chibbs
Yeah, good. That sounds way better.

29:03.09
Mad Dog
that's moloe

29:03.18
Chibbs
Yeah, after the Taurus film. Of their own accord.

29:07.74
gav
or if you prefer, five hundred and thirty million sixty four thousand seconds

29:14.83
Mad Dog
Oh, okay.

29:14.89
Chibbs
I do prefer seconds.

29:16.28
gav
yeah thought you might

29:17.75
Mad Dog
More exact.

29:17.91
Bevo
can you This is not not great podcasting, but do me a favor and Google image search Dean Lewis and it looks like the same photo from just different angles over and over and over again.

29:18.10
gav
so he got

29:18.39
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:25.62
gav
ah

29:26.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:27.19
Bevo
One of those matrix cameras that goes around the body.

29:29.50
Chibbs
ah

29:30.86
gav
Oh, yeah. Fucking hell.

29:31.90
Mad Dog
three sixty degree camera

29:31.94
gav
he's He only has one. He's never... He always pulls the exact same face. That's what it is. Every single one of those looks exactly the same.

29:37.91
Chibbs
yeah I just watched The Matrix with my kids and never seen it.

29:43.35
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

29:43.58
gav
Yep.

29:43.99
Chibbs
And it was so it was really entertaining to watch their minds get blown by everything that happened in it.

29:45.01
Mad Dog
Really?

29:50.04
gav
yeah

29:51.66
Chibbs
you'd be like It was like reliving the whole movie.

29:52.25
Mad Dog
Yes.

29:53.55
Chibbs
And they're like, wait, what? Where are they? That's the real world? And what were they in?

29:57.56
gav
Yeah, yeah.

29:58.02
Chibbs
but They're in The Matrix!

29:59.59
gav
They're in the fucking Matrix.

30:00.10
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

30:01.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

30:02.53
Chibbs
What?

30:02.71
Mad Dog
Imagine.

30:04.38
gav
Yeah. Did they also have a sexual awakening when Keanu Reeves pulls that huge fucking feeding tube out of his gullet?

30:05.18
Chibbs
John Hume...

30:11.22
gav
Is that... is that ah yeah Yeah, me...

30:11.93
Chibbs
I don't know. i don't know about that. I prefer not to ask those sort of questions.

30:15.68
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

30:16.15
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

30:18.04
Chibbs
yes John Hume, no one for specialising in emotionally direct pop writing, often prioritising relatability over lyrical complexity.

30:28.46
gav
Oh, ain't that the truth.

30:28.87
Chibbs
That's not what happened at all. That's the most complex goddamn lyrics I've ever read.

30:35.16
gav
ah

30:37.46
Chibbs
um Lewis said that the song was written after a real breakup triggered by seeing his ex move on quickly while he was still emotionally wrecked yep sure yeah um recent controversies and indiscretions

30:47.83
Bevo
Yep.

30:50.33
gav
ah e katie

30:50.44
Bevo
Sounds a bit right.

30:51.48
gav
yep

30:56.55
Chibbs
yeah yeah yeah uh

30:58.04
Mad Dog
and re Only recent ones.

31:01.98
gav
Only the reason...

31:02.10
Chibbs
yeah

31:02.22
Mad Dog
Let's narrow it down to only recent.

31:03.02
gav
We're going to forget about all the past, the distant past ones and just talk about the the current ones.

31:05.56
Chibbs
yeah ah

31:06.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:10.71
Chibbs
Lewis faced repeated fan backlash over last minute cancellations, particularly on his international tours. These were publicly attributed to illness, vocal strain or burnout, but the frequency led to frustration from fans who had traveled or paid premium prices.

31:28.44
Chibbs
Um,

31:29.62
gav
So keep just cancelling a bunch of shows, like...

31:31.87
Chibbs
just Just was on an international tour and all of a sudden was like, oh, I don't feel very well. going to cancel everything. But then just an absolute barrage of TikToks, reels, posts, everything just started to come out about him being a vicious sexual predator.

31:51.86
Bevo
Oh, but, and, and here I was like, feel like we've been a bit mean to him in this episode, but

31:54.32
Mad Dog
No, he's, yeah.

31:59.42
Mad Dog
no he's

32:01.05
gav
this This was all recent too, like October 2025.

32:02.34
Mad Dog
yay

32:03.31
Bevo
but I got the barrage.

32:05.27
gav
October 2025, this shit came out.

32:05.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:07.23
gav
So it's it's hot off the press, essentially. Okay.

32:09.45
Chibbs
It's real lot of the press. And he has really done some crazy gymnastics as all accusations came out. So he... Accusations started to come out and then he went straight with the apology instead of... No denial, just...

32:29.42
Mad Dog
I'm sorry if you feel that way.

32:30.37
Chibbs
Yeah, no, no, just, yeah, yeah, I'm really sorry.

32:32.02
Mad Dog
Yeah.

32:33.50
Bevo
You got me.

32:33.92
Chibbs
in the past In the past, yeah, I probably have been a bit inappropriate with people or whatever, but, you know, it was always that everything was consensual and overage.

32:35.13
Mad Dog
Yeah.

32:35.90
Bevo
the Hands up.

32:36.18
gav
Oh,

32:44.90
Chibbs
And then after this apology, it's like the fucking, yeah, the ah another avalanche comes roaring down the mountain of, like, I was 13 and, like,

32:47.34
Bevo
A new barrage came out.

32:48.73
gav
ah

32:51.67
Bevo
ah

32:52.86
Mad Dog
sort of

32:55.60
Chibbs
and like

32:56.18
Bevo
Oof.

32:56.92
Mad Dog
Holy shit.

32:57.50
Bevo
Oof.

32:57.69
Chibbs
picked out and sent to his hotel room to wait for him after the thing and all this sort stuff.

33:01.07
Bevo
Oh.

33:02.49
gav
Is that how serious it was? This is having having decided having decided approximately 30 minutes ago to do this episode and this episode's 30 minutes long right now.

33:04.26
Chibbs
Yeah, and then, and then...

33:10.68
Mad Dog
Holy shit.

33:10.80
gav
Yeah, I missed all of this.

33:12.57
Chibbs
Yeah, and then he um he just went radio silent on it um and continued on the tour, continued on his international tour and playing gigs or whatever.

33:23.51
gav
Oh, Jesus.

33:24.23
Chibbs
And then f people started getting named and shamed that were going to his shows. So... The people were even being like, you're supporting Dean Lewis.

33:30.68
Mad Dog
Christ.

33:33.37
Chibbs
He's a monster. da la It started doxing people that were even going to shows, like finding people that are in the front row and being like, this person's at a Dean Lewis concert and he's a monster and and it was getting real nasty.

33:34.77
gav
yeah. yeah

33:39.38
Mad Dog
Doxy.

33:40.18
Bevo
Wow. Fans.

33:44.70
Bevo
Oh.

33:46.33
Chibbs
And he'd just kind of gone, I'm just putting my head down. I'll keep playing the shows. People are still coming to my shows. So, you know, it'll blow over. and then... Someone, i don't know if it was like a current affair today, tonight or something, got a audio recording from him to a 15-year-old's voicemail.

34:10.21
gav
Oh God.

34:10.22
Chibbs
And it goes for like eight minutes.

34:10.51
Mad Dog
God damn.

34:13.75
Bevo
on

34:13.88
Chibbs
And it is...

34:14.20
gav
Oh.

34:14.42
Bevo
and we're gonna And here we are to play it right now.

34:14.74
gav
walkingin

34:14.85
Mad Dog
Jesus.

34:15.48
gav
yeah

34:17.24
Chibbs
but ah You can find it.

34:17.62
gav
oh

34:18.81
Chibbs
Like jump on TikTok, jump on whatever.

34:19.16
Bevo
na Oh, man.

34:19.61
Mad Dog
In its entirety.

34:20.60
Chibbs
But the gist of it was

34:21.39
Mad Dog
Yeah.

34:23.99
Chibbs
um ah I want you, you will not come to, like, it's like you will not come to my show. You will be at this hotel room this time.

34:34.46
gav
ah

34:35.08
Chibbs
You will be waiting with your arsehole out there.

34:35.93
Mad Dog
Jesus.

34:39.20
Chibbs
ready for me and everything specified assholes and being out and ready for dean lewis referred to the third person we get back to the hotel after the show with all this sort of shit and then all of a sudden it's like record drop by record label drop by management started cancelling shows tours everything and this was this was couple weeks ago yeah

34:44.04
Mad Dog
Christ.

34:49.50
Mad Dog
Yeah.

34:52.90
gav
Jesus.

34:54.52
Mad Dog
When Dane Lewis gets back.

35:01.69
gav
Oh my god.

35:05.62
Mad Dog
Jesus.

35:07.73
Bevo
Where did you read this?

35:07.80
gav
He had had an ARIA and TikTok Awards nominations in, like he had an ARIA nomination in for this year and it was withdrawn in November.

35:08.18
Mad Dog
This is fucking...

35:18.16
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:18.26
gav
So it was, you know, for last year, sorry, 2025.

35:19.64
Mad Dog
Fuck me dead.

35:20.50
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:21.19
gav
Yep.

35:22.69
Bevo
Yikes.

35:22.78
gav
Oh, gross, gross, gross, gross motherfucker.

35:23.70
Bevo
I don't even want to talk about this going on.

35:23.90
Mad Dog
Jesus. Yeah, okay.

35:26.81
Chibbs
He's a monster.

35:26.94
Bevo
Yeah.

35:29.06
gav
We've actually been a little bit too we've been a little bit too light on him, I feel.

35:29.48
Mad Dog
He's the Australian Weinstein. Yeah.

35:33.27
gav
i' might have to we might have to redo the first half now.

35:35.10
Chibbs
saying Robbo has probably done her a favor, to be honest.

35:36.21
gav
Oh, God, I'm just tee off on him.

35:39.55
Mad Dog
Robbo's come to the rescue here. Yeah.

35:40.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:40.99
gav
I was like, what we don't know is that Robbo and Unnamed Mrs are probably both 50. That's not funny.

35:46.55
Bevo
going

35:47.70
gav
Don't laugh at that.

35:47.93
Chibbs
That's not funny.

35:48.50
gav
Stop. stop No, that's not i'm ah im not.

35:50.43
Chibbs
There

35:51.26
gav
I'm not super proud of that one. I'm sorry.

35:52.73
Bevo
It's real. Good work.

35:54.58
Mad Dog
ah

35:55.07
Bevo
Smoke bomb.

35:57.60
Chibbs
we go. That gets us away with anything because it just it's a conspiracy.

35:59.64
gav
anything it's just ah it's just it's just it's just it's just something we heard it's just something we heard i didn't it allegedly

36:00.93
Chibbs
like we're not so It's just a a conspiracy theory.

36:01.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

36:04.29
Chibbs
I don't know.

36:04.98
Mad Dog
We didn't say it.

36:05.99
Chibbs
I don't know.

36:06.30
Mad Dog
yeah

36:07.00
Bevo
smoke bumps

36:08.18
Chibbs
I don't know. Allegedly. Is there a video, Gav?

36:10.94
gav
there is a video

36:12.52
Chibbs
Ooh.

36:24.98
gav
That's me. Robbo is conspicuously absent as Dean Lewis tries to find his way out of the cuck maze.

36:33.30
Mad Dog
Robo.

36:37.69
Bevo
Well done.

36:38.56
Chibbs
ah

36:39.19
Bevo
Very short notice.

36:39.81
Chibbs
Very good.

36:39.86
Mad Dog
Oh.

36:40.50
gav
oh fuck.

36:41.16
Chibbs
That's some short notice. That's great.

36:42.74
gav
That's fucking, yeah, off the dome.

36:43.91
Chibbs
That's really good.

36:44.63
Bevo
ah Knowing what we know, I wonder if the YouTube comments are...

36:45.94
Mad Dog
Oh.

36:48.61
gav
Oh, I wonder if they're a nightmare.

36:48.89
Mad Dog
oh

36:49.12
Chibbs
I didn't look at any YouTube comments.

36:49.97
gav
i Yeah, I didn't make it that far.

36:51.50
Chibbs
Don't you do it, Bevo.

36:51.73
gav
Let's have a...

36:51.92
Bevo
I don't know if I can like...

36:52.35
Chibbs
You can't have that many tabs open, especially YouTube.

36:53.66
gav
Yeah, don't open the tab.

36:54.10
Bevo
No, I just started it opening it.

36:54.62
Chibbs
Jesus. Your computer's already sucking in as much internet as it possibly can.

36:56.94
Bevo
It was like... Yeah,

37:01.10
gav
Oh, we're going to have to sort by so what by new.

37:01.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:01.52
Bevo
that Google image search really did it.

37:04.10
Chibbs
Go most recent, surely. Most recent ones will give you some some gold.

37:06.36
gav
Yeah.

37:09.82
Chibbs
See if there's any supporters of Dean Lewis out there.

37:11.29
Mad Dog
What have we got?

37:13.68
Chibbs
Anything good?

37:13.88
gav
Says the bro writing about a friend because bitches never broke up with him. That's shit. Sorry, carry on.

37:20.70
Bevo
Kevin.

37:20.68
Chibbs
and Okay, well, it is there a Dean Lewis set list?

37:22.74
gav
ah

37:23.12
Mad Dog
Bitch.

37:27.35
Bevo
There is, there is on the epilogue.

37:29.16
Chibbs
Ooh.

37:34.31
Chibbs
okay yeah yeah yeah

37:35.10
Bevo
Some, some may say the ultimate skill.

37:39.26
gav
Yeah. ye ah

37:41.24
Bevo
on the epilogue world tour. Generally, you do the epilogue after you finish the story.

37:46.45
Chibbs
all these careers finished yeah that's the other the day

37:47.90
Bevo
yeah February 5th, 2026, though. So, yeah, he's in Canada. Place Belle Laval.

37:55.93
gav
Wait, wait. he's currently He's currently touring?

37:59.77
Bevo
guess so.

38:00.92
gav
Fucking Jesus.

38:02.17
Bevo
ah That's why, where did you read all that stuff, Chips? Chips.

38:06.33
Chibbs
No, look, 100% legit. I don't think he's come back to the country since all this come out.

38:12.47
Bevo
Yeah, okay.

38:13.43
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:13.72
Bevo
Safe in Canada. um But yeah, QC Canada. is It's not Quebec, is it?

38:21.60
Chibbs
Probably.

38:22.23
Bevo
Anyway, it doesn't matter. It's an 18-song set and the last song is the encore. Where would you play Beatle, right?

38:28.47
Chibbs
Does anyone know who Dean Lewis is or that he has music?

38:32.99
Bevo
I just, all I knew, I'd like, I went to listen to his song and it had a tick, which means it's on one of my playlists.

38:34.71
Mad Dog
Right.

38:38.74
Bevo
And I was like, what the hell? And it's on, it was on when the hottest 100 of Australian songs came out earlier last year, someone else made it like, here's other Aussie songs that didn't make it list.

38:46.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:50.31
Chibbs
Oh, Dean Lewis had a song on it.

38:51.11
Bevo
And it it was on that. So yeah, this song, this song.

38:54.66
Chibbs
This song?

38:55.72
Bevo
Yeah.

38:56.38
Chibbs
Fuck. Yeah, right.

38:57.20
Bevo
No, no one's official list. It was just like people had come together and said, here's other Aussie songs that we like.

38:59.18
Chibbs
Okay. Okay, right. okay Okay. I don't know any other songs. So, like, what did you say? Does an encore?

39:11.38
gav
How many...

39:11.54
Bevo
Yeah.

39:11.58
gav
Sorry, how many songs... How many songs in what?

39:13.08
Bevo
18 songs and the 18th song is an encore. There's a few, couple of covers.

39:15.22
Chibbs
Yeah, it's got...

39:15.68
gav
Fuck.

39:17.50
Chibbs
at Last. I can't imagine that he has any other hits.

39:22.47
Mad Dog
I'm going to say second last, like in the main set. So Yeah.

39:27.47
Bevo
16th. Yeah. Right.

39:28.50
gav
I'm going to... feel like this is just a fucking downer. I feel like you've got to drop it mid-set so you can go big at the start, lower it in the middle and bring it back up.

39:34.93
Chibbs
don't know if he has... Does he have songs that are up-tempo and fun?

39:37.66
gav
Well, he's got 18.

39:37.84
Bevo
don't,

39:38.46
gav
It's an 18-song set list.

39:39.58
Chibbs
Yeah, but is he an up-tempo fun artist?

39:39.62
gav
He must.

39:41.87
Chibbs
Is he Bruno Mars?

39:41.92
Bevo
I just heard about this guy.

39:42.45
gav
fuck don't know man ah get it every

39:43.10
Chibbs
And then he has this song, like, it's like 24 carats in the air.

39:45.02
Bevo
i just heard about this guy 39 minutes ago.

39:48.29
Chibbs
I

39:48.69
Mad Dog
yeah Oh, Robbo, will go everything, just to be like him.

39:52.38
gav
yeah get your assholes out for dean louis um um i'm going seventh anyway fuck it oh my god it's the ultimate skill it's the ultimate skill

39:57.88
Chibbs
I kind mentioned Dean Lewis has up-tempo numbers. He doesn't seem like tough guy.

40:05.40
Bevo
ah Chibs, he got it. It's 18th. It the last song. Yeah.

40:10.36
Mad Dog
There it is.

40:11.07
Chibbs
It's the ultimate skill. Great. All right. Well.

40:15.20
Mad Dog
I want to beat the fuck out of this bike.

40:16.92
Bevo
Oh yes, I don't know.

40:17.30
gav
Yeah, I feel like yeah I know exactly how this fight's going to shake here.

40:19.19
Bevo
Speaking of.

40:19.70
Chibbs
I'll bet you do.

40:26.56
Chibbs
It went multi-platinum in Australia. Platinum in the United States is one of the most streamed Australian songs of the 2010s.

40:32.30
Mad Dog
Really?

40:36.33
gav
Wow.

40:37.75
Chibbs
But that's all it's given me. haven't got actually.

40:39.45
Mad Dog
Never heard of it.

40:39.79
Chibbs
That's all it's given me.

40:39.96
gav
that's that's still That's still quite the legacy. It's done well for itself.

40:42.20
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, I can guess. Yeah, I mean, platinum in the United States would make you a bit of coin, you would think.

40:49.69
gav
Surely.

40:50.31
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

40:50.71
Mad Dog
Bit of Skrilla.

40:52.02
Chibbs
Tom, see

40:59.99
Mad Dog
I hope so.

41:01.43
Chibbs
All right, let's find out.

41:02.33
gav
I feel like...

41:02.55
Mad Dog
Don't do me dirty here, chat, JPT.

41:02.79
gav
This is just coming in hot.

41:04.44
Bevo
Notice in the last couple of episodes, you can hear Chips typing away in the episode.

41:04.93
Mad Dog
Surely.

41:08.12
Bevo
It's kind of funny.

41:10.58
Chibbs
Yeah, this is like this is how you know this is all happening live.

41:10.61
Bevo
It's live.

41:13.34
gav
but this is this just carbon in hot

41:13.35
Chibbs
Coming at you live. It's assessing.

41:16.66
Bevo
couldn't Couldn't be anything else, could it?

41:17.76
Chibbs
It's assessing. It's assessing Neferon's stats. Dog's stats. Your stats.

41:22.65
gav
I mean, i feel like regardless of...

41:22.88
Chibbs
Check it down. Check it down.

41:25.90
gav
Surely this one, you've got to get him. You've got to get him. It's the pure rage.

41:28.37
Chibbs
The verdict.

41:28.82
Mad Dog
surely

41:29.37
Bevo
Can you add given his sexual ah allegations to the prompt?

41:33.02
gav
ah

41:33.53
Mad Dog
if

41:33.77
Chibbs
Given his sexual allegations.

41:38.14
Bevo
And mad dogs clean

41:39.38
Chibbs
but

41:39.38
gav
Mad dogs and mad dogs very angry about them.

41:43.27
Mad Dog
Comparatively clean slate.

41:45.01
Bevo
it.

41:48.63
Bevo
no

41:50.78
gav
God damn. God damn.

41:52.45
Chibbs
Okay, verdict. Mad Dog by Chaotic Maul inside 30 seconds.

41:59.67
gav
Yes.

41:59.91
Mad Dog
Oh, Jesus.

41:59.93
Bevo
well

42:00.59
gav
Yes, cunt. I knew it.

42:02.01
Mad Dog
but This is an absolute demolition.

42:03.22
gav
I fucking knew it.

42:04.79
Chibbs
Yeah, it says it wouldn't be technical, it would be messy.

42:05.34
Mad Dog
Yes.

42:05.94
gav
My money was always on doggy. Yes.

42:09.49
Chibbs
Dean might land a slap, but once the headbutt lands, it's curtains.

42:12.13
Mad Dog
Okay,

42:14.95
Chibbs
Okay.

42:16.15
Mad Dog
well, straight up.

42:16.69
Bevo
Just a straight up right goodnight.

42:19.45
Mad Dog
ah

42:19.49
gav
Yes.

42:20.02
Bevo
Not even a left.

42:21.72
gav
yeah

42:21.82
Mad Dog
that but

42:24.29
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. um

42:25.69
Mad Dog
okay well

42:27.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:27.13
Mad Dog
straight up

42:27.87
Chibbs
It said it'll give me instead' give me odds. Yeah.

42:30.89
Mad Dog
Oh, really?

42:33.02
Chibbs
um Mad Dog, $1.45 favorite.

42:33.17
Mad Dog
Okay.

42:35.50
Chibbs
Dean Lewis, $2.90 underdog. There you go. There you go.

42:37.59
gav
Oh, that's a heavy underdog too.

42:38.16
Chibbs
yeah

42:39.22
gav
Yeah.

42:39.81
Mad Dog
I like it.

42:40.69
gav
i be I'd be absolutely throw and throwing wad on fucking Mad Dog there for sure.

42:40.73
Mad Dog
oh

42:40.79
Chibbs
ah yeah

42:43.37
Bevo
You lose more than you win.

42:43.93
Chibbs
but

42:45.67
Bevo
What's

42:45.85
Chibbs
here

42:45.91
Mad Dog
Better than bank interest.

42:47.45
gav
That's for sure.

42:47.72
Chibbs
better than bank for Any fucking degenerate gambler will say.

42:48.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

42:48.60
gav
God damn.

42:49.61
Bevo
the added? What are you really betting with?

42:50.23
gav
that

42:53.62
gav
ah

42:53.88
Chibbs
ah

42:56.12
gav
Go home. Tell your missus you lost 15 grand.

42:57.53
Bevo
you lose more than you in

42:59.44
gav
but it was better than bank interest.

43:01.76
Chibbs
was better.

43:02.18
Bevo
what's the what's the added

43:02.18
Chibbs
It was really a dumb. It'd be like, not be so silly of me not to have done that.

43:05.21
Bevo
what are you really betting with

43:07.67
gav
it's it's

43:08.00
Mad Dog
It's ridiculous not to...

43:08.84
gav
It's fiscally irresponsible to not lay all of our savings on this fight.

43:09.42
Mad Dog
Yeah.

43:12.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:14.26
Bevo
let's let's Let's angle for Sportsbet to sponsor this episode.

43:17.94
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

43:26.54
Chibbs
Dean Lewis's net worth as of 2026, I'm assuming it's going to change a lot.

43:35.32
gav
yeah

43:35.45
Mad Dog
i reckon

43:37.16
Chibbs
But this is from what, 2017 or something, did we say?

43:37.39
Mad Dog
I reckon he's got more net worth than me.

43:40.63
gav
This track is 2018.

43:40.99
Bevo
Thank you.

43:41.67
gav
Yeah.

43:41.85
Chibbs
Okay, so he had a big kid in 2018.

43:42.49
gav
June.

43:43.24
Chibbs
Yeah, but

43:44.62
Mad Dog
Okay, but now he's a sexual predator.

43:47.29
Chibbs
yeah but he's still touring the world.

43:47.64
Mad Dog
Or no one, no one's sexual predator. He was always...

43:50.26
gav
Still touring.

43:50.41
Chibbs
No one's actual predator. Yeah, correct.

43:52.82
gav
Did you see he got dropped by his label?

43:52.95
Mad Dog
um

43:54.14
gav
I'm surprised that whatever...

43:54.41
Chibbs
Yes, drop by label and management company.

43:57.43
gav
So who's managing the tour? Surely this is...

43:59.38
Chibbs
I think he's still... it's just He's on the tour that was already done. like I imagine it's like, we're not booking any more for you.

44:03.98
Mad Dog
He's riding that wave home.

44:06.71
gav
Yeah, right.

44:07.25
Mad Dog
He's like, finish out the tour.

44:08.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:08.57
gav
Trying to recoup

44:09.37
Mad Dog
Robbo will look after the kids.

44:10.29
Chibbs
They're going cut like all the tour and they'd have to pay out so many people and everything. It's like, yeah, you're done.

44:16.09
gav
Yeah. Oh, God.

44:17.48
Mad Dog
They're too far in.

44:18.45
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:18.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

44:19.26
gav
Imagine being a support act on that fucking tour. Jesus, that'd be awkward.

44:22.80
Chibbs
I'd do it in a heartbeat.

44:24.50
gav
ah ah

44:25.59
Mad Dog
ah

44:26.58
Chibbs
um

44:26.96
gav
it's I mean, same, obviously, but still.

44:30.51
Chibbs
Swap all of me supporting Dean Lewis.

44:33.05
gav
ah

44:33.67
Mad Dog
I think the swamp would go well on this, Bill.

44:35.85
Chibbs
Swap would be great.

44:35.99
gav
I think i would definitely write a song about Mad Dog mauling fucking Dean Lewis to death and then play that.

44:37.66
Mad Dog
bill

44:43.41
Chibbs
Play that over and over again.

44:44.31
gav
And to close us out tonight. Yeah, no, that's great. um Fuck. This is a hard one, honestly. this is This is one of the trickier ones we've done, I think. He doesn't have a scent, surely, unless it's just fucking impulse.

44:53.43
Chibbs
What do you... What do

44:57.70
gav
The smell of like raspberry impulse.

45:01.79
Chibbs
Where's impulse? What do you, what do you got? What do you got, Cav? All

45:05.05
gav
ah Nine. I'm going nine million.

45:08.18
Chibbs
right, dog. All

45:11.05
Mad Dog
5 mil.

45:12.29
Bevo
Yeah, seven.

45:12.60
Chibbs
right, baby.

45:13.59
Bevo
Seven came up in my head.

45:14.12
Chibbs
Fuck. How's this? It's thrown out between five and $7 million.

45:19.38
gav
No fucking way.

45:19.41
Chibbs
How's

45:20.66
gav
Oh,

45:20.67
Mad Dog
Ugh.

45:21.31
Chibbs
like that's that?

45:24.57
Mad Dog
Knew it.

45:24.72
Chibbs
Apparently made a lot of money from sync licensing.

45:25.27
gav
okay.

45:25.43
Bevo
we're getting good.

45:25.91
gav
So

45:27.97
Chibbs
Like it's been a lot of ads and TV shows and stuff.

45:31.22
gav
yeah. Okay.

45:32.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

45:32.18
gav
Fair enough.

45:32.31
Mad Dog
Really?

45:33.34
Chibbs
Apparently.

45:33.66
Mad Dog
Interesting.

45:34.22
Chibbs
Yeah, apparently.

45:35.19
Bevo
What a turn this episode took.

45:37.21
gav
Yeah. It's a big you know rollercoaster from start to finish.

45:38.16
Chibbs
easy

45:38.20
Mad Dog
Never heard of the bloke.

45:40.38
Bevo
Yeah.

45:40.54
Chibbs
Real rollercoaster. Alright, let's write this shit.

45:54.41
Chibbs
Alright, what are we gonna write it out of here? um Like...

45:57.98
gav
The age of... it No. um

45:59.58
Chibbs
spent spent spent durries spent durries in his ashtray on his porch yeah yeah he's had 10 he's just changed smoke 10 on his patio trying to get over the shock of what's just happened to him he's having head spins yeah yeah um

46:01.14
Mad Dog
How many, how many ciggies? Yeah.

46:04.76
gav
Yeah. Yeah, that might be it. That might be it.

46:07.63
Mad Dog
How many cigarette burns?

46:08.63
Bevo
what brand

46:10.53
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:14.84
gav
yeah

46:15.96
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:16.44
gav
ah

46:17.08
Mad Dog
He sucked 10 Winnie Reds down his gullet at once. Yeah.

46:22.16
gav
10 Winnie Reds is enough to make any...

46:22.23
Mad Dog
and one One is like a Alpine menthol.

46:25.36
Chibbs
There you go.

46:25.58
gav
Ha ha ha ha ha!

46:27.58
Chibbs
What do you give this song out of 10, Bevo?

46:33.43
Bevo
So it's officially 46 minutes and 35 seconds since I heard this song. And no no knowing what I know, i i don't like the Aussie, strong Aussie accent at the best of times in ah in a song.

46:45.81
Bevo
ah And I you don't like sexual predators either. So 10 out of 10. Thank you very much.

46:53.24
Chibbs
yeah

46:53.34
gav
Nice.

46:53.86
Bevo
Yeah.

46:54.26
gav
Oh, man.

46:54.62
Bevo
you know

46:58.45
Chibbs
I don't like them.

46:58.74
Mad Dog
i i don't I don't like sexual pediatrics.

46:59.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

47:02.52
Bevo
What's that?

47:02.68
gav
yeah yeah

47:03.76
Bevo
Norm Macdonald. He's like, yeah, the more I hear about this Hitler fella.

47:06.84
Chibbs
Gav. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

47:11.54
Chibbs
um gav

47:14.42
gav
um I do like sexual predators, but not Dean Lewis. I draw the line there. No, easiest 10 I've given in a hot minute. I feel like it's a real piece of shit.

47:21.68
Chibbs
yeah yeah

47:23.42
gav
This song actually fucking sucks.

47:25.37
Chibbs
there

47:27.74
gav
Everything else is aside, it's ah it's a genuinely shit, shit song.

47:30.25
Chibbs
It's a real piece of shit. It's real piece of shit.

47:31.34
gav
It's a real piece of shit.

47:32.41
Chibbs
Yeah.

47:32.79
gav
Yeah.

47:33.25
Chibbs
Doggy?

47:34.94
Mad Dog
um I'm going to give him a sympathy point just because he started the song on the ground and

47:43.22
Chibbs
You're kicking a man while he's down.

47:43.57
gav
finishednish studies finished it Finished on his feet.

47:45.66
Mad Dog
and then I i also say put him on the ground with a facial injury as well.

47:50.10
Bevo
o

47:52.42
Mad Dog
So,

47:52.76
gav
With a facial, full stop.

47:54.90
Mad Dog
yeah um And, yeah, I agree with Bevo. the The fucking Aussie accent.

48:00.84
Bevo
The allegation. Yeah, yeah.

48:01.99
Chibbs
Mate. he Just put...

48:04.02
Mad Dog
It's so stupid.

48:04.27
Chibbs
Like, the Aussie accent is the osie accent accent is shit, but using the word mate in there as well?

48:05.21
gav
The fucking nausea accent.

48:05.97
Mad Dog
It's dumb.

48:10.21
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's ridiculous.

48:10.30
gav
Yeah, mate.

48:11.16
Bevo
Same reason I can't listen to the Smith street band. It's too much for me.

48:14.85
Chibbs
I can't get into it either.

48:15.19
Mad Dog
Yeah.

48:15.81
Chibbs
I think the music's good, and then he starts singing, and you go you've ruined it.

48:18.87
Bevo
Yeah. What are you doing?

48:19.47
Mad Dog
Yeah.

48:20.22
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

48:22.66
Mad Dog
It's a nine. Give us a nine.

48:23.89
Chibbs
Okay, yeah.

48:24.06
gav
all right my

48:24.19
Mad Dog
Okay.

48:25.27
Chibbs
um Yeah, this is... Boring shit. You can't use the word mate in a song unless you want to be a fucking dickhead loser.

48:35.77
Chibbs
um I hope Robbo stabs him. A 10.

48:40.21
Mad Dog
Robbo's a better bloke. I'm sure Robbo is a better bloke.

48:43.58
gav
this this this this This podcast is hashtag Team Robbo for sure. We are Team Robbo.

48:47.10
Chibbs
Yeah, 100%.

48:48.47
gav
Yeah. Yep.

48:49.37
Chibbs
Yeah.

48:49.43
Mad Dog
Could Robbo make it onto his shirt?

48:49.49
Chibbs
I hope Sharon and Robbo are happy.

48:52.18
gav
oh

48:52.50
Chibbs
Team Robbo.

48:54.07
gav
Team Robbo.

48:54.97
Bevo
you What was her name? did we Did she ever have a name, the girlfriend?

48:57.12
gav
And it's just a big a big cross through Dean Lewis's face. Like a big anti-sign, but Dean Lewis's face in the middle.

49:01.94
Mad Dog
Team Robbo.

49:02.16
Chibbs
yeah

49:03.36
gav
Team Robbo.

49:03.96
Mad Dog
Was she Sharon?

49:05.04
Chibbs
Shan?

49:05.18
Bevo
What was it? Sharon? Oh, Sharon and Robbo, they're going to make it, I reckon.

49:08.47
Mad Dog
Yeah.

49:08.76
Bevo
They're going all the way.

49:08.84
Chibbs
Nah.

49:09.09
gav
Shazza. Shazza and Robbo. Fucking good on them.

49:11.06
Chibbs
Yeah, no, she's good yeah she's getting out of a good situation.

49:11.42
Bevo
Onwards and upwards, guys. Yeah.

49:15.18
Chibbs
Yeah, for sure.

49:15.78
gav
Yeah.

49:15.99
Bevo
ah' set Quit the durries though.

49:16.58
gav
Yeah.

49:18.03
Bevo
Yeah.

49:18.07
gav
Yeah.

49:18.49
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's enough.

49:19.40
gav
that's That's...

49:19.81
Mad Dog
They'll fucking, they'll kill you, mate.

49:20.00
gav
Yeah.

49:22.14
Mad Dog
You got a family to look after now.

49:23.88
Chibbs
You've got to raise Dean Lewis's kids.

49:27.29
Bevo
You got to aspire to be better than that fucking concrete slab out the front.

49:27.45
Mad Dog
okay

49:32.25
Chibbs
yeah yeah yeah

49:32.90
Bevo
Yeah.

49:35.40
gav
patch somewhere. That's...

49:36.41
Mad Dog
a

49:37.11
gav
Save up.

49:37.54
Mad Dog
I can imagine he's got like a ah whole Nescafe tin full of Siggy butts as well.

49:38.14
gav
Save up.

49:42.14
Chibbs
yeah

49:42.16
Bevo
Oh, like the, the, and those butt bins you get from the $2 shop.

49:42.87
Chibbs
ah

49:43.00
Mad Dog
so instead ah Instead of a Nash, right?

49:43.94
gav
It's a...

49:45.78
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yes. yes

49:46.96
gav
It's for sure just in a desiccated fucking dead, long dead pot plant that's sitting next to the back door.

49:52.47
Bevo
Oh yeah.

49:53.14
Chibbs
yeah yeah

49:54.45
gav
Hasn't seen a lick of water for...

49:54.85
Chibbs
so

49:55.16
Bevo
Half a, half a two liter seven up. Very specific.

49:58.36
gav
ah ah

49:58.59
Bevo
Yeah.

49:59.61
Chibbs
seven yeah

50:01.46
gav
Seven Up.

50:01.48
Mad Dog
That's seven bucks.

50:02.78
gav
Jesus Christ.

50:03.22
Bevo
specific

50:04.82
gav
Do they even fucking sell that anymore?

50:07.66
Mad Dog
A seven up.

50:08.39
gav
It's been sitting there for so long that it's been there since they last sold Seven Up.

50:09.66
Chibbs
yeah It's probably, it's, yeah, it's at the same, the same place.

50:12.13
gav
Yeah.

50:12.54
Mad Dog
Since 1992.

50:14.31
Chibbs
It's the same place. You buy a fucking can of juice and a fart ball.

50:18.74
gav
um that

50:19.19
Mad Dog
ah

50:19.89
Chibbs
Oh, thanks fellas. Everyone else go get fucked.

50:24.10
gav
was

50:25.54
Chibbs
yes

50:41.69
gav
um

50:41.85
Mad Dog
Jesus.

50:42.43
Chibbs
Fuck. a

50:42.84
gav
that was