Kesha – Your Love Is My Drug (This Is Completely Unhinged)

This week, we break down Your Love Is My Drug by Kesha — a song that somehow became a global hit despite sounding like a full-blown spiral.

We unpack lyrics that jump between love, addiction, and absolute chaos, including one of the most ridiculous lines we’ve covered on the show.

Also in this episode:

•  Worst lyric: “lovesick crackhead” 
•  The alley drug dealer theory 
•  Chibbs vs Kesha fight breakdown 
•  2010 “One Has To Stay” chaos 
•  Kesha’s surprisingly accurate net worth guess 

Somehow catchy. Definitely unhinged.

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Transcript

00:00.00
Bevo
and we're recording.

00:01.08
gav
ah hit

00:06.39
Bevo
Sorry, chibs.

00:08.25
gav
Fuck, that was close.

00:11.91
Chibbs
Ha ha ha ha.

00:41.15
Chibbs
This is thousand and one songs that make you want to die. The podcast we talk about songs so bad. It makes you want to turn the floor of your entire house into a giant strobe light.

00:51.22
Mad Dog
Nice.

00:51.21
Bevo
the floor.

00:52.64
gav
Oh, that was like, um, was it Blue Note? That, that was it in Wollongong?

00:56.80
Mad Dog
Oh, in Wollongong.

00:58.56
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58.58
Bevo
Oh, I remember blue. I never went, but I remember blue.

01:00.58
Chibbs
The floor was a strobe light.

01:00.93
Bevo
No.

01:02.01
gav
Yeah, essentially. It had like a light up dance floor.

01:03.96
Bevo
and Epileptic nightmare.

01:05.43
gav
Yeah.

01:05.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:06.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:06.30
gav
Yeah.

01:07.38
Chibbs
So that'd be a really stressful way to live your whole life. It's floor with a strobe light.

01:10.39
Bevo
Yeah.

01:12.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:12.49
gav
That's, yeah. I'm here for it though.

01:14.73
Chibbs
That's pretty funny. This song came out in 2010. was a massive hit for Kesha from their album animal. Kesha is best known for her synth based pop and legal battles. We are discussing your love is my drug.

01:32.38
Chibbs
open

01:47.10
Chibbs
Indeed, indeed, indeed. Make sure you are following us all the social medias. You can get us on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, Threads, where Bevo is the king of that entire platform.

01:56.44
Bevo
I had a 20k the other day. more More than the comment I commented on.

01:59.15
gav
20K, you bad boy.

01:59.40
Chibbs
Oh, 20, fucking 20.

02:02.58
Chibbs
Yeah, so, yeah, follow follow Bevo on Threads, but we're on Threads as well.

02:05.43
Bevo
Only 200 followers though.

02:06.78
Chibbs
we're Also, our YouTube channel, well and truly up and running, where there's clips, full episodes. You can watch everything. Has a cool little intro and shit to the to the episodes.

02:16.34
gav
Yeah. In... in in in

02:17.88
Chibbs
You can also get our our free bonus show every single week. comes out on a Thursday. 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Live. it is free, but it is on Patreon because we listen to songs we actually like and discuss them.

02:31.45
gav
and discuss those.

02:31.98
Bevo
it's not fair It's not funny.

02:32.01
gav
there short episodes this They're short They're short, snappy, little, what, 10, 15-minute knockouts.

02:36.57
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:37.05
gav
Yeah. So you know what we dislike. You can hear what we like. It's good fun.

02:40.69
Bevo
And you can judge us based on that.

02:41.25
gav
it's Good fun. Yeah.

02:42.21
Bevo
Make your own podcast about the songs we choose and then make fun of them.

02:45.56
gav
Yeah, 1001 songs that make 1001 songs want to die, want to die.

02:52.37
Chibbs
Fuck, that just hurt my brain.

02:52.92
Bevo
What a great idea.

02:54.31
Chibbs
All

02:54.35
Mad Dog
That's a shirt.

03:01.11
Chibbs
right, who is going to fight Kesha? I want to say Gavin. It is a female.

03:03.38
gav
I was just about say, for sure it's me.

03:06.29
Mad Dog
Oregon Bevo's up.

03:06.28
gav
I'll be happy.

03:06.69
Chibbs
Fuck me.

03:07.43
Bevo
no it's probably to the Galaxy oh no no that's no sorry boy

03:07.54
Chibbs
Okay, AI has just glitched out so hard.

03:07.65
gav
I'll be happy if Douglas Adams.

03:11.45
Chibbs
it I'm like, spin the fight wheel. It's like... The fight wheel is live. It is spinning. And has landed on Carl Douglas.

03:23.32
Chibbs
ah

03:29.34
Chibbs
It's come through fighting.

03:29.98
Bevo
that can't fit fun

03:31.57
Mad Dog
Douglas Adams.

03:32.60
gav
Oh my god.

03:34.30
Chibbs
ah

03:34.43
Bevo
oly

03:35.73
Chibbs
It's landed on me. i am fighting.

03:37.62
gav
ah yes!

03:37.66
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:38.18
Bevo
Oh, it's a rare treat.

03:38.29
Chibbs
i am fighting Kesha.

03:38.87
gav
Yes!

03:40.46
Bevo
How's your ribs?

03:40.73
gav
Fuck yeah. Yeah, are they still broken?

03:42.39
Chibbs
that Yeah, they're still broken. They're coming good. um another I've probably got another three weeks, four weeks until they're good.

03:47.29
Bevo
I think that the laugh that you're doing at the moment tells us that you've probably got a still bit, a bit sore. Hmm.

03:52.12
Chibbs
Yeah, like it's not 100, definitely 100%, it's right.

03:52.63
gav
Yeah.

03:55.58
Chibbs
um

03:55.90
gav
The other week when we were doing on that episode and you were just so clearly in the fucking trenches.

03:57.02
Chibbs
alright

04:00.66
gav
And then we got to the...

04:01.11
Chibbs
ah yeah

04:01.62
gav
We we went to kick off another episode and you were like, nah, fuck this, boys.

04:04.35
Bevo
Nah, nah, nah.

04:05.22
gav
I'll see you next week.

04:05.85
Bevo
And you were, yeah, a funny episode, but you were very somber.

04:07.06
Chibbs
at thought By the end of the time, I'm just putting holding pressure on my ribs the entire time. I just...

04:12.66
Bevo
not Not a good idea to do something where you laugh a lot.

04:15.32
gav
Oh, so bad.

04:15.63
Chibbs
Nah, no.

04:16.55
Bevo
Hmm.

04:16.86
Chibbs
It was a terrible, terrible decision on my part.

04:17.39
Mad Dog
Thank you.

04:19.10
Chibbs
But, know...

04:19.64
gav
Speaking of terrible, terrible decisions on their part, Kesha wrote this song.

04:23.38
Chibbs
Yeah, well, that's true, but I've got a fighter. So apparently she comes in at 175 centimeters, lean, fit, strong cardio, no fighting experience.

04:32.89
Bevo
Hmm.

04:34.97
Chibbs
So we're we're right there with that.

04:36.34
gav
fighting her demons.

04:37.82
Chibbs
Yeah. um But it says that what she lacks...

04:39.54
gav
didn't she didn't she Didn't she fight Seinfeld at one point?

04:40.45
Bevo
drugged up though. just tried to hug.

04:43.00
Chibbs
Nah, they didn't fight. Yeah. What she lacks in technique she makes up in chaos and a high pain tolerance.

04:51.35
Bevo
i love that Seinfeld video.

04:51.70
Chibbs
um

04:52.91
Bevo
No thanks.

04:53.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:53.59
gav
No thanks.

04:53.62
Chibbs
No thanks.

04:54.09
Bevo
No thanks.

04:55.19
Chibbs
It says she's wildly unpredictable and dangerous.

04:57.86
Bevo
I'd feel that.

04:58.62
gav
I 100% wouldn't want to fight Kesha.

05:00.89
Bevo
not

05:00.97
Chibbs
I don't want to fight Kesha.

05:01.20
gav
i'm Yeah, no.

05:03.16
Bevo
Well you got her.

05:04.15
gav
She brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack.

05:04.73
Chibbs
I know I got to. Yeah.

05:06.47
gav
What the fuck even is that?

05:08.00
Chibbs
Oh, my God. Okay, no, I'm not confident at all in beating Kesha in a fight. Not one one tiny little bit.

05:13.93
gav
Yeah.

05:17.34
Chibbs
All right, we've got lyrics. Let's find out, hey? Verse one. Maybe I need some rehab or maybe just some sleep. I got a sick obsession. I'm seeing it in my dreams.

05:31.31
Chibbs
I'm looking down every alley. I'm making those desperate calls. I'm staying up all night hoping, hitting my head against the wall.

05:42.42
gav
oh I like the implication that some rehab is, can just have a little bit of it.

05:45.50
Mad Dog
I don't

05:49.02
gav
It's like, it's like maybe maybe I need some Gatorade.

05:49.37
Bevo
so yeah

05:49.37
Chibbs
Just...

05:51.32
Bevo
I'll do the three step program and then see how it goes.

05:55.19
Chibbs
so i need some electro I need some electrolytes.

05:55.75
gav
Yeah.

05:58.49
Chibbs
okay

05:58.98
gav
I need, it I need a little bit of Gatorade, maybe a little bit of rehab and then I'll be straight back at the, ah straight back to the bar. It's good to go.

06:05.18
Bevo
Look, I'm going to sleep on it, but if if I'm still feeling bad in the morning, I'll take myself to Betty Ford.

06:10.26
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. just so Just a touch.

06:11.51
gav
Yeah. yeah

06:13.35
Chibbs
Just a touch of rehab. That's all I need. That's all Kesha needs here. Old Kesha here only needs a little bit of rehab.

06:22.10
gav
this This kind of, um it reads like a group of songwriters that had never actually purchased drugs trying to write about purchasing drugs. Like, I'm i'm looking down every alley.

06:35.61
gav
Like, wait who who the who the fuck is walking, just looking down alleys like, oh any drugs down here?

06:36.53
Bevo
That's where the drug people is. This

06:43.03
gav
I don't know.

06:43.04
Chibbs
I wonder if anyone's left any drugs down this alley.

06:45.67
Bevo
is where criminals go that Spider-Man beats him up.

06:46.01
Mad Dog
Can I find a drug here?

06:48.89
gav
Yeah, it that's what mean. It reads like someone that was like, okay, guys, where where where do you where do you buy drugs? And the rest of the the rest of the room full of people was just like, of of you know, scratching their heads like, oh, like in an alley?

06:54.75
Bevo
would want buy drugs.

07:00.78
gav
and like oh, that that yeah, perfect, perfect.

07:02.14
Bevo
yeah

07:02.41
Chibbs
Yeah, sure, in an alley.

07:03.16
Bevo
See, on the other hand, it's it's also a bad metaphor for being in love. Like, I'm looking down every alley. Like, what? What?

07:09.11
gav
Yeah, are there other... there's ah There's a city full of men. Yeah.

07:13.46
Chibbs
Yeah, there's got to be something better.

07:13.79
Bevo
think in those desperate calls, like, where is he? Where is he?

07:18.78
gav
oh

07:19.35
Chibbs
i make Desperate calls for your drug dealer is, like, you're going to need more than a some rehab by that point. Like, yeah.

07:28.37
gav
Yeah. Also, for the record... um You know, I'm not, you know, not speaking not speaking from experience.

07:37.22
Chibbs
Hmm.

07:37.37
gav
no No one's calling their drug dealer, obviously. Like, your drug dealer's not answering a phone call, are they?

07:40.82
Chibbs
That one.

07:42.93
Mad Dog
Now.

07:42.93
gav
that's That's a text. That's a text on Signal.

07:45.20
Chibbs
It's texts.

07:45.57
gav
That is not a fucking... That is not...

07:47.32
Chibbs
ah Yeah,

07:47.85
gav
a fucking that is not you know

07:51.32
Chibbs
Yeah, they don't have a 1-800 number.

07:53.34
gav
Yeah, this is not, you it's not a phone call. It's certainly not a fucking regular old text message. There's ways that you go about this and a phone call is not really one of them.

08:00.86
Chibbs
Yeah. And they're probably not going to meet you in an alley.

08:04.44
gav
no, no that's silly.

08:05.43
Chibbs
What Spider-Man and Batman do with all the drugs that they confiscate from these drug dealers?

08:10.33
gav
How do you think they get to the next drug deal?

08:12.22
Chibbs
Like, is this how Bruce Wayne got so fucking rich?

08:16.81
Mad Dog
The...

08:17.64
gav
He's just like the Robin Hood of drug dealers. He's just be beating up the drug dealers. Wait, no, then he'd be giving it to the junkies.

08:24.00
Bevo
Yeah, Spider-Man's...

08:24.29
gav
That would be, that would be fun.

08:26.44
Bevo
Spider-Man's taking photos of himself to make ends meet.

08:26.74
Mad Dog
the

08:29.23
Bevo
But yeah, he should be selling the drugs.

08:29.88
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, just fucking...

08:32.09
gav
you that see what You know that scene where Alfred's talking about in in in Dark Knight or whatever the fuck he's talking about? I found a fucking child playing with ah a fucking ruby as big as a tangerine.

08:43.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

08:44.05
gav
the The bandit had been throwing them away. I'm picturing that just like, I found a child playing with a baggie of cocaine the size of my fist.

08:50.49
Chibbs
but

08:51.93
gav
The bandit had been giving them away.

08:52.01
Chibbs
Yeah. The bandit.

08:55.78
gav
Yeah.

08:56.42
Mad Dog
The bandit.

08:57.34
gav
It's going to become like, yeah, the the the the bandit of Berkeley. i'm just going to beat up drug dealers and give their drugs to kids.

09:05.69
Chibbs
so

09:05.70
gav
The cop's like, how are these kids getting all their drugs? Just the bandit of Berkeley out here at night, beating the shit out of criminals and handing out their drugs.

09:14.68
Chibbs
So Kesha is basically just completely drug fucked, making desperate calls, and as she's jonesing out, is just bashing her head against the wall.

09:19.38
gav
Hitting her head against a wall.

09:25.30
gav
Yeah, yeah.

09:25.50
Bevo
And it's either, it's either for drugs or for Dick and both of

09:29.26
Mad Dog
it' far

09:29.46
Chibbs
Either way, yeah.

09:30.39
Mad Dog
Both is bad.

09:30.74
gav
Yeah. Oh my

09:31.83
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:32.22
Chibbs
Either way, if you've got that such of a sick obsession with it that you're smashing your head against walls, you need help.

09:32.44
Bevo
them.

09:40.39
Bevo
Hmm.

09:40.94
Chibbs
That's where we're at.

09:41.90
gav
god.

09:42.45
Chibbs
It's written by Kesha. ah

09:44.98
Bevo
Really?

09:45.50
Chibbs
heat P.B. Serbit.

09:49.91
Mad Dog
ah

09:49.99
Bevo
It's like the mascot for some peanut butter bread.

09:52.92
Chibbs
so

09:54.87
gav
um my god

09:55.64
Bevo
Look, kids, it's PB Serbert.

09:58.39
gav
ah

10:00.34
Chibbs
PB Servit is Kesha's mum.

10:00.70
gav
Oh my God.

10:04.30
Bevo
Oh.

10:05.05
Chibbs
Yeah. Her mum is a co-songwriter on this.

10:06.10
Bevo
Right.

10:06.66
Mad Dog
Pay me, sir. that

10:08.31
gav
He's a co-writer? What the fuck?

10:10.29
Chibbs
Yeah. Along with Ammo. Ammo.

10:14.24
Bevo
Ammo.

10:14.71
Chibbs
oh

10:15.02
gav
Ammo did a bunch of shit, but he he did um Teenage Dream by Katy Perry, who I think we've done that one.

10:21.15
Bevo
Yeah, it's the same song.

10:21.55
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

10:22.97
Bevo
It's exactly the same song.

10:23.31
Chibbs
Ammo's on there.

10:23.35
gav
Yeah, exactly the same thing.

10:24.22
Chibbs
co Co-produced, co-produced with Ammo, Dr.

10:26.31
Bevo
Imagine calling your mum and be like, help me write a song about either loving dick or slang and drugs.

10:27.74
Chibbs
Luke,

10:32.76
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It can go either way. Yeah, produced by Ammo, Dr. Luke and Benny Blanco.

10:39.71
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

10:40.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:41.29
Bevo
There'd be.

10:42.02
Chibbs
Yeah, I looked into P.B. Serbit because I'm like, what the fuck?

10:45.82
gav
yeah Because why wouldn't you? Yeah.

10:47.35
Chibbs
Yeah, her mum? In the 70s, she wrote, Old Flames Can't Hold a Candle to You with her then husband, Hugh Moffat, who was ah for the American country singer Joe Sun.

11:01.21
Chibbs
and it went to number 14 on the Billboard country charts. And then Dolly Parton did a cover of it in the 80s, and it blew up again.

11:04.88
Bevo
Okay.

11:07.81
gav
Oh, that's actually pretty cool.

11:08.73
Chibbs
went It went to number one when Dolly Parton did it. Yeah.

11:13.26
gav
Dolly Parton is a fucking icon.

11:15.48
Chibbs
Yeah, Serbit, Kesha's mum Serbit, co-wrote a song with her ex-husband for a country singer that had a cover of it done by Dolly Parton.

11:15.64
gav
And...

11:25.53
gav
ah Yeah, that's...

11:25.69
Bevo
now I almost want to say Nepo, but like they're so tenuous.

11:25.75
Mad Dog
Jesus.

11:26.58
Chibbs
There you

11:28.75
Bevo
Okay.

11:28.92
Chibbs
Yeah, it is.

11:29.18
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:29.53
gav
that yeah if Although I feel like anytime anyone's parents have a blue link in Wikipedia, that's a Nepo baby.

11:29.75
Chibbs
Yeah, 100%. Yeah.

11:36.61
gav
I don't care.

11:36.92
Mad Dog
It's Nepo.

11:37.66
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true.

11:37.79
gav
Yeah.

11:37.94
Mad Dog
ah I'm happy to say Nepo.

11:38.07
gav
Yeah.

11:38.46
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:39.66
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:39.99
gav
yeah

11:40.02
Chibbs
But yeah, the fact, just sir, just fucking PB service, just getting in on this, just like I've got thoughts on love and dick and drugs.

11:50.42
gav
ah

11:50.81
Chibbs
Hey, my daughter Kesha, here's my thoughts on dick and drugs.

11:51.99
gav
i was

11:55.19
gav
ah It's how you came into being.

11:56.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:56.69
Bevo
They're kind of similar. true

12:01.43
Chibbs
yeah i don't think i wanted to have hugh moffat do this song but uh he wasn't wasn't available and um

12:07.07
Mad Dog
Hugh Moffat.

12:07.65
gav
Hugh Moffat sounds like a joke name. Like it sounds like it's meant to say like Hugh Jorgen or something.

12:12.57
Bevo
yeah it does doesn't it yeah you yeah

12:13.94
Chibbs
yeah that's a shirt

12:16.47
gav
Yeah.

12:20.92
Chibbs
you jorgan that's a shit

12:23.29
gav
yeah yeah

12:25.11
Chibbs
yeah

12:27.80
gav
ah Good old Hugh Jorgen.

12:29.08
Chibbs
yeah um The pre-chorus goes, what you've got, boy, is hard to find. I think about it all the time. I'm all strung out.

12:40.38
Chibbs
My heart is fried. I just can't get you off my mind. It's Dick.

12:46.62
gav
is Well, I wish she'd put, like, when you listen to this, the the the lyrics kind of just roll out, but what she should have done is, what you've got, boy, is hard. To find, like, they should have done, like, a one-beat pause after hard.

12:56.73
Chibbs
but and middle

12:59.96
gav
That would have been fun.

13:00.50
Chibbs
Yeah, needed to hold it on that hard.

13:00.95
gav
You need to hold the hard.

13:05.14
Bevo
What other things could he have that are hard to find? Some kind of rare Charizard.

13:08.11
gav
These car keys. It's just... Yeah, yeah.

13:11.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:11.90
Bevo
Like one card.

13:12.56
gav
Um...

13:13.66
Chibbs
Pocket monsters.

13:13.82
gav
ah

13:15.02
Bevo
Yeah.

13:15.65
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:16.86
gav
yeah

13:16.92
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:17.75
Mad Dog
His heart is fried.

13:18.01
gav
um

13:21.34
gav
Yeah, which, yeah.

13:21.72
Chibbs
Yeah. That's a medical condition.

13:24.44
gav
I mean, yeah. at that At that point, I feel like she's she's close to overdosing on dick and or drugs. Her heart is fried.

13:33.48
Bevo
Cardio.

13:34.07
gav
It's like that's, yeah.

13:34.42
Bevo
Cardio.

13:36.44
gav
I mean, fried as well. that it like Her heart is fried.

13:40.84
Chibbs
I'm

13:41.44
gav
it is in know It's in a fry pan. It's sizzling away. She's fucked

13:44.56
Chibbs
just like, is this a medical opinion?

13:45.72
Bevo
Deep pride in the...

13:46.34
Chibbs
Has she just had a cat scan? Doctor's like, fucking your heart is fried.

13:50.86
gav
Your heart is fried. ah

13:53.37
Mad Dog
Do you remember that? I think it's an American ad where they like crack the egg into a frying pan and it's like, this is your brain on drugs.

13:54.52
Bevo
the

14:03.93
gav
ah

14:04.47
Mad Dog
ah

14:06.39
Bevo
Completely unrelated, but you remember the Me No Fry ads from the like that early 90s?

14:10.27
Mad Dog
Oh, yes.

14:10.56
Chibbs
Oh, that rings a bell. I don't know what that is.

14:12.34
gav
nine

14:12.41
Bevo
It was like it was it was the to the tune of Lowrider. Me No Fry.

14:16.06
Mad Dog
Me, no, fry. Me, no, fry.

14:19.37
Bevo
Me No Fry.

14:20.86
Chibbs
what was What was it?

14:21.11
Bevo
just It was like an ad for sunscreen, basically.

14:22.10
Chibbs
What was the product?

14:24.29
Bevo
like Put sunscreen on but it was eggs melting in the sun.

14:24.33
gav
Oh, right.

14:25.11
Chibbs
oh

14:26.49
Mad Dog
You don't remember that, Chimsy?

14:28.41
Chibbs
Yeah, it rings a bell. I just i can't i can't picture it.

14:30.04
Mad Dog
Iconic.

14:30.44
Bevo
I'll send you a link later and you can blow your mind.

14:32.28
Chibbs
Great.

14:32.38
gav
Drop it in the chat.

14:33.74
Chibbs
Reminisced.

14:34.30
gav
And then Dan can... dan Imagine Dan opening the chat. to You know what's in the chat tonight. You know what's in the chat tonight.

14:39.38
Chibbs
I can't believe Southern's still in that chat. Yeah, I forget that he's in there.

14:41.53
gav
I know. We talk... Yeah,

14:44.17
Chibbs
He's getting all these weird AI images and shit being with no context at all.

14:46.55
gav
yeah he... did That's right. He has no idea what those pictures are about. He just opens the chat.

14:50.33
Chibbs
and Yeah.

14:50.61
gav
He's like, what happened here?

14:52.90
Mad Dog
He's got Santana.

14:54.65
Chibbs
yeah um The chorus goes, because your love, your love, your love is my drug. Your love, your love, your love. I said, your love, your love, your love is my drug.

15:08.26
Chibbs
Your love, your love, your love.

15:10.84
Bevo
Okay, Gavin, you've done drugs.

15:12.31
gav
All right.

15:14.94
Chibbs
yeah

15:16.78
gav
Allegedly. Allegedly.

15:19.02
Bevo
They're all pretty different, aren't they?

15:20.89
gav
Yeah.

15:21.78
Bevo
So be specific, Kesha.

15:24.66
gav
a Yeah.

15:26.66
Bevo
Are going up?

15:26.97
gav
Your love, your love, your love is my nangs.

15:28.09
Bevo
Are we going down? ah we

15:31.47
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha,

15:33.53
Bevo
we hallucinating?

15:33.88
Mad Dog
You're obsessed with Nangs, eh?

15:34.71
Bevo
No.

15:35.76
Mad Dog
You love Nangs.

15:37.62
Chibbs
ah

15:38.68
gav
um Yeah, no, you're right though. That is a... Yeah, that's that's a fair point.

15:42.25
Bevo
Panadol?

15:42.67
gav
It's like, yeah. Has she had Crocodile? Remember when everyone got crazy on Crocodile for a minute?

15:46.75
Mad Dog
Crocodile.

15:46.91
gav
It was just footage of people in Russia with their skin falling off and it's just like, this shit gets you so high then two days later it's like, oh, they're all dead.

15:54.97
Chibbs
Was it bath salts that made people bite people's faces?

15:57.46
gav
Yeah.

15:58.30
Bevo
Yeah, like zombie shit.

15:58.30
gav
Oh, PCP. PCP. um

16:01.27
Bevo
Zombie dust? Is that what they call that?

16:02.81
gav
Angel dust?

16:03.06
Bevo
of the Yeah, don't know. Anyway.

16:04.57
gav
but PCP was the one where it was just like

16:05.85
Bevo
I'm not going to talk about something I have no idea about.

16:08.09
Chibbs
ah

16:09.30
gav
you look up You look up all the cases of people that are like smoked some PCP and then they just like ate their friend's lungs.

16:15.51
Chibbs
Yeah, right.

16:15.59
Bevo
What's that thing that's going on at the moment?

16:15.98
gav
Like...

16:16.99
Bevo
The Fenty, Fenty Lane or something like that?

16:21.34
gav
So like lean, but you mix a bit of fent with it.

16:23.35
Bevo
no no.

16:23.50
gav
What the fuck?

16:23.79
Bevo
It's just when everyone's like bent over.

16:24.76
Chibbs
Fucking wild.

16:25.62
gav
Oh, yeah. I thought you meant as ah as a drug. I was like, that is getting real creative.

16:31.44
Bevo
Pioneering.

16:31.54
Chibbs
ah Is this a new rapper?

16:33.78
gav
ah

16:34.26
Bevo
itly

16:34.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:34.83
gav
Fenty. A ah shenty lean. Yeah.

16:37.37
Chibbs
yeah

16:37.62
Bevo
What did they call it? that We spoke about it recently. The Fentyl, like, um,

16:42.30
gav
Yeah, yeah, when when you're bent over like a zombie with the fuck, yeah, yeah.

16:44.73
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

16:46.04
gav
that It's pretty astounding that those people managed to actually stand on their feet.

16:46.47
Bevo
That's what's happening here.

16:49.04
gav
though That's some wild clips you see. It doesn't affect their inner ear.

16:52.64
Bevo
Hmm.

16:52.92
Chibbs
like rigor mor It's like rigor mortis has kicked in while they're still alive.

16:56.06
Mad Dog
ya Yeah, yeah, it's crazy.

16:57.34
gav
Yeah.

16:57.59
Chibbs
Yeah, strange.

16:58.90
gav
um So this I feel like this chorus, though, is really typical of this era where it was like almost painfully simple, but they just bumped the fuck out of the synth and the bass and

17:08.31
Chibbs
Oh, it goes so hard when it hits the chorus.

17:09.05
Bevo
Hmm.

17:09.85
gav
It just goes, it just like explodes and she doesn't say a fucking thing, but it's just like, that it is so front and center.

17:12.50
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:18.26
gav
It just, it just kicks you in the teeth.

17:20.31
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

17:20.70
Mad Dog
Yeah, Drug dick.

17:21.14
gav
Yeah.

17:21.88
Chibbs
Right in the dick.

17:23.11
gav
Right in the, right in the, right in the drug dick.

17:25.91
Chibbs
Run the drug dick. Welcome to drug dick.

17:31.32
Mad Dog
ah

17:34.17
gav
Is that like the new version of Jackass? Just people jabbing their dicks with heroin?

17:36.36
Chibbs
It's like a bad, it's ah it's a nightclub.

17:38.17
Mad Dog
drug dick

17:38.78
Chibbs
Exhibit hosts it.

17:39.46
Bevo
it was a reality show i like, drug or dick?

17:39.54
gav
and dropped yeah

17:40.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:45.02
gav
yeah yeah

17:46.10
Chibbs
exhibit host it yeah

17:48.85
gav
He would though. He absolutely would.

17:50.14
Chibbs
X to the baby.

17:52.31
gav
ah

17:52.44
Chibbs
This song reached the top five in Australia and the United States, as well as reaching the top ten in Canada and Ireland.

17:59.83
gav
What year was this? 2008 or 10?

18:02.30
Mad Dog
Ten.

18:03.83
Chibbs
2010.

18:04.06
gav
Okay.

18:04.20
Bevo
It's back on TikTok at the moment though.

18:04.30
gav
Yeah. Kesha.

18:05.80
Bevo
it's um That's where I found it.

18:06.61
Chibbs
Is it?

18:07.04
Bevo
Yeah, that's why. i Was it TikTok? what did I hear it in a shopping center. on One or the other.

18:11.21
gav
TikTok by Kesha. tiktok by kesha

18:12.74
Bevo
and's where i get all my That's where I get all my ideas.

18:13.72
Chibbs
Yeah. Kesha's the original TikTok.

18:17.11
gav
She is.

18:17.85
Bevo
um Yeah, no, it's I heard it recently. So it's it's it's around again.

18:22.23
Chibbs
Wait, did she talk about P. Diddy in one of her songs?

18:24.44
Bevo
Yeah, yeah. in um

18:26.23
Mad Dog
We are who we are.

18:26.65
Chibbs
TikTok?

18:26.70
Bevo
TikTok. TikTok.

18:27.64
gav
Like feeling like P.

18:27.74
Bevo
Wake up in the morning feeling like P.

18:28.18
Chibbs
We are who we are?

18:29.24
Mad Dog
Not TikTok.

18:29.37
Bevo
Diddy.

18:30.24
gav
Diddy. Yeah. Did she know something?

18:31.41
Bevo
Yeah.

18:32.18
gav
Does he wake up in the morning feeling deep guilt?

18:32.54
Chibbs
Do they still...

18:35.61
Chibbs
Does she still sing that?

18:35.92
gav
What's the?

18:37.79
Bevo
Yeah. Yes, she does.

18:38.90
Chibbs
Interesting.

18:39.38
gav
all

18:39.89
Bevo
Maybe she changes the word.

18:39.94
gav
Oh, wonder if she changes the lyrics.

18:40.70
Chibbs
and once she She must change the lyrics.

18:43.19
Mad Dog
Feeling like P Diddy.

18:43.97
Bevo
Mad Dog, do want to look that up or do you want me to?

18:46.97
Chibbs
Wake up in the morning feeling like a gang rapist.

18:50.30
Mad Dog
Sorry, what?

18:50.33
Bevo
Yeah. Wake up in the morning.

18:51.18
Mad Dog
Oh, if she's changed this lyrics.

18:52.21
Bevo
What are all these bottles of lube doing here?

18:54.30
gav
ah

18:57.46
Chibbs
ah the

18:57.73
Mad Dog
Are you looking it up?

18:59.35
Bevo
No.

19:00.15
Mad Dog
Yeah, I can look it up.

19:01.05
Chibbs
so Verse two.

19:03.34
gav
I feel like the the moment has passed. That's okay. We can we can do it.

19:05.30
Bevo
Yeah, it doesn't matter.

19:05.57
Chibbs
Verse two. Won't listen to any advice. Mama's telling me I should think twice. Yeah.

19:11.44
Bevo
self insert there, mama.

19:12.73
gav
Yeah.

19:13.11
Chibbs
but

19:13.59
Bevo
mamma

19:13.75
Chibbs
but left to my own devices i'm addicted it's a crisis my friends think i've gone crazy my judgment's getting kind of hazy my steez is gonna be affected if i keep it up like a lovesick crackhead

19:36.32
Bevo
I just, it's it's also funny now that it's concerning her friends, how much she's talking about this dick.

19:41.69
gav
Yeah.

19:42.68
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:43.48
Bevo
what do you think about Kesha?

19:43.90
Chibbs
it

19:44.24
Bevo
Oh, it's just that dick. Okay.

19:45.88
Chibbs
Been thinking about that dick again.

19:46.40
Bevo
That's a bit weird. Like we'd haven't, we haven't launched right.

19:47.42
Chibbs
Enough, enough.

19:49.11
gav
but we're we're We're having a subway six-inch Kesha.

19:49.59
Chibbs
okay

19:51.90
Bevo
Okay.

19:52.27
gav
Calm down. Yeah.

19:53.18
Chibbs
And I won't listen to any advice.

19:55.93
gav
Yeah. Anything?

19:58.20
Chibbs
What?

19:58.35
Mad Dog
that's

19:58.34
gav
financial advice's Her financial advisor is like, no, you should invest this record earnings.

19:58.74
Chibbs
nice

20:02.98
gav
She's like, no, no, no.

20:03.26
Chibbs
you Young Gravy's there being like, look, look, I never, I never take a loss.

20:04.71
gav
I'm buying drugs.

20:04.88
Bevo
he's like

20:05.55
gav
It's my turn now. buying drugs

20:08.98
Chibbs
You... You want to listen to what I have to say about the financial market.

20:12.50
Mad Dog
Never.

20:13.83
Bevo
She's like, she's like, mom, I'm just off to my dick appointment. And mom's like, you should probably rethink this.

20:17.30
Mad Dog
ah

20:19.02
Bevo
And she's like, nah.

20:19.51
Chibbs
Yeah. You've had enough dick.

20:20.41
gav
i

20:22.46
Chibbs
um why

20:22.90
gav
it's my turn now

20:24.78
Chibbs
What's my steez is going to be affected. It's steez.

20:27.83
gav
Style?

20:27.87
Bevo
Stays is like your style.

20:29.21
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

20:32.25
Mad Dog
ah Stays.

20:33.01
gav
It's that that that...

20:33.09
Bevo
Stays, yeah.

20:34.78
gav
That really dates it, actually, because that... Steez was, like, serious...

20:39.76
Chibbs
I don't know steez at all.

20:41.43
gav
Steez was... Steez was... don't Like, Steez was actual slang for a very short period of time. Then everyone, I think, realized how fucking stupid it sounded. and Then it became ironic slang. and And it kind of still is ironic slang.

20:50.78
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

20:52.31
Chibbs
Can I bring it back?

20:52.42
gav
Like, if... You can...

20:53.95
Bevo
Stays.

20:53.98
gav
you That's...

20:54.19
Bevo
Yeah, someone sent it to me once recently.

20:54.97
Chibbs
As a 40-year-old man, can I say steez?

20:56.70
gav
yeah No, you're specifically who would say steez now because it's become fully ironic and you'd be like, don't jack my steez and it would just be like...

21:05.27
Chibbs
How do I... But I don't even understand what context to use it in.

21:08.34
gav
yeah any any Synonymous with style.

21:09.37
Bevo
Just replace it with style. Yeah, my style.

21:10.97
gav
So, yeah. i i've used it I've used it recently.

21:13.55
Chibbs
I don't think I ever talk about my style.

21:15.63
gav
I've used it recently. I've walked out and been like...


00:04.31
Mad Dog
Wake up in the morning like fuck P. Diddy.

00:07.54
gav
okay that bangs actually that's pretty good yeah yeah so like yeah if i walk out and if i'm like if i'm like going out somewhere i walk out and be like lauren how's my steez and i say it knowing that i sound like a wanker and that's why i use it like that like you kind of just no but that's that's why you should say it that's why you should

00:08.46
Bevo
Cool. Yeah, i'm I'm on board with that.

00:11.35
Chibbs
okay that's fine.

00:22.19
Bevo
Ah, ironic.

00:22.20
Chibbs
ah would I just don't think I would ever say that.

00:23.35
Mad Dog
Nah.

00:24.41
Bevo
No, it's done.

00:24.67
Chibbs
I don't even think I can use it because I would never say it.

00:25.07
Mad Dog
Nah.

00:28.23
Bevo
Ah, my sneeze!

00:29.50
Chibbs
But someone might have an opinion and I don't care.

00:29.59
gav
oh

00:30.03
Bevo
My sneeze!

00:31.00
gav
Oh, here's my steez.

00:33.07
Bevo
Bam. umm

00:33.30
Mad Dog
Sounds like an STD.

00:34.56
gav
Mum, mum.

00:36.47
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:37.85
gav
You got the steez?

00:38.82
Mad Dog
I've got the steez.

00:39.14
Chibbs
So you'll like this, Gav.

00:40.43
gav
It sounds...

00:41.29
Chibbs
You'll like this, Gav. In February 2026, fairly recently, the White House published a video on its social media showing a fighter jet shooting a missile at a naval ship with the caption, Lethality.

00:43.64
gav
In February.

00:56.28
Chibbs
And Keshe's single blow was used for the video. LAUGHTER

01:02.87
gav
Jesus Christ.

01:03.67
Chibbs
She was not happy about it.

01:05.56
gav
Yeah, that's...

01:06.09
Chibbs
This is the funniest thing is watching White House, like official White House um accounts put these crazy fucking videos up with bands and like, don't use, don't do that.

01:11.26
Mad Dog
Yeah, they're putting this stuff out.

01:12.82
Bevo
They've lost the plot. Yeah.

01:18.26
Bevo
Yeah.

01:18.38
gav
Don't do that. Don't fucking do that.

01:19.32
Bevo
that

01:20.16
Chibbs
Don't use that.

01:20.22
gav
Yeah.

01:20.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:21.43
Bevo
And he's like, I'm going to do it.

01:23.16
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah I'm going to do it.

01:25.74
Bevo
How's that?

01:25.88
gav
Fuck.

01:26.14
Bevo
Did you go see the Jesus picture recently?

01:28.47
gav
Oh, yeah, man.

01:28.50
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

01:28.99
gav
That was loose.

01:29.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:29.46
Bevo
And he's, he's out there saying, no, I'm a doctor. And it apparently his team were like, so he was doctored and he's like, oh yeah, got it. Got it. I'm a doctor.

01:38.04
Chibbs
ah

01:39.16
Mad Dog
ah

01:40.15
Chibbs
ah ah The pre-chorus goes, what you've got...

01:43.96
Mad Dog
Jesus.

01:46.35
Chibbs
Wait, this is all the same thing.

01:48.38
gav
Yeah, yeah, That's the...

01:48.79
Chibbs
This is ah the fried heart. We've got fried heart, we've got the same chorus.

01:50.65
gav
Yeah.

01:52.08
Chibbs
The bridge goes, i don't care what people say. The rush is worth the price I pay. I get so high when you're with me, but crash and crave and when you leave, you leave.

02:05.11
Chibbs
Hey, so I got a question.

02:05.86
Bevo
Say

02:06.75
Chibbs
You leave. Do you want to have a slumber party in my basement?

02:08.28
gav
ah

02:11.80
Chibbs
You leave.

02:11.85
gav
Yeah.

02:12.84
Chibbs
Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum? Is my love your drug? When you leave, your drug, you leave. Huh? Your drug, you leave. Huh?

02:24.54
Chibbs
Your drug, when you leave. Is my love your drug?

02:30.26
Mad Dog
Okay, Joseph.

02:30.42
gav
Fuck. Hey, here he is.

02:32.63
Mad Dog
dare say

02:33.24
Bevo
say the line, Mad

02:34.48
gav
Go off, go off, Mad Dog.

02:36.73
Mad Dog
Hang on a second.

02:37.84
gav
Heyo.

02:39.24
Mad Dog
Are we talking about Fritzl?

02:41.66
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

02:42.58
Mad Dog
Because...

02:42.99
Bevo
I really wish there was a gong for that.

02:43.71
Chibbs
I need a little stinger for that.

02:45.07
Bevo
just needs a gong sound, like like a slow...

02:45.14
Chibbs
yeah

02:45.53
gav
Yeah.

02:48.29
Chibbs
No, you need door slamming shot.

02:52.76
Mad Dog
yeah

02:53.02
gav
yeah

02:53.40
Chibbs
yeah

02:53.85
Mad Dog
Do you want to have a slumber party in my basement?

02:58.71
gav
it's It's about as... That's ah literally as Fritzl as it gets. If someone mentions the word basement in a track, game over.

03:02.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:02.04
Chibbs
I like that. Oh, sure. But what's funny here is every time she says something to him, he's leaving.

03:09.02
Mad Dog
You leave.

03:09.62
Chibbs
yeah

03:09.75
Bevo
you leave You leave.

03:10.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:11.48
gav
but

03:12.24
Chibbs
It's just like, you know, but we crash and then I'm craving shit and you keep leaving.

03:16.15
Bevo
Because she's asking questions at this point too.

03:17.50
Chibbs
and I've got a question, but you keep, you're leaving. And it's don't you want to have a sleepover?

03:19.92
Bevo
Yeah.

03:22.26
Chibbs
You're still leaving.

03:23.48
gav
Still leaving.

03:23.51
Bevo
Is my love your drug?

03:24.98
Chibbs
Is my love your drug?

03:25.15
Bevo
he's like...

03:25.61
gav
I'm leaving. I'm leaving.

03:27.50
Chibbs
am leaving. I've left.

03:29.85
gav
ah

03:29.98
Chibbs
I'm not here any anymore.

03:31.06
gav
He's calling from down the street that you're leaving is getting more and more distant.

03:32.70
Chibbs
hey

03:34.90
gav
I'm leaving. I've already fucking left Kesha.

03:37.34
Chibbs
and And then she's going, huh? Your drug?

03:40.12
gav
ah

03:40.14
Chibbs
Leave!

03:42.17
gav
That's not what I said. Kesha, you fucking crazy bitch.

03:44.32
Chibbs
Huh? Your drug? Leave!

03:46.49
gav
ah

03:46.62
Chibbs
We're not late!

03:48.15
Bevo
ah ah I really think at this point he's been micro dosing her a lot too.

03:52.54
Mad Dog
ah

03:52.80
Bevo
Like just, well, something.

03:52.92
Chibbs
With dick. Cosby, no?

03:55.18
Mad Dog
Micro-dustle.

03:55.33
gav
He's got a, he's got a micro penis.

03:58.84
Bevo
Just every time he comes over, he puts like the tiniest little bit in a drink. And then as time goes on, she's like, why why is it?

04:03.38
Chibbs
cosvinina

04:05.15
Bevo
Every time he comes over, I'm like craving him.

04:08.82
gav
but

04:08.82
Bevo
because she's fucking methadone in the drink.

04:10.42
Chibbs
Can't get enough. Fucking can't get enough. um You get to a chorus here.

04:15.38
gav
Hang on, hang on, hang on. Are we are we holding up for Mad Dog?

04:19.42
Chibbs
hes He you must pop back in.

04:21.67
Bevo
He'll be back.

04:22.21
Chibbs
I'm going to drop.

04:22.50
gav
He'll be back. um I'm going to use that in future though. I'll be like, oh, my missus has been microdosing. They'll be like, oh, fuck me. I'll like, yeah, my dick. y'all.

04:34.68
gav
a

04:36.29
Bevo
Oh, man. Just by the by, I didn't imply any date rape or anything like that. Please don't take it that way. I didn't mean it like that.

04:42.81
Chibbs
Oh, fuck, don't say that, Ali.

04:44.31
gav
now I feel like that was the... yeah Have you seen that have you seen that that footage of um Millennia Trump doing the like, I i was not... ah ah Jeffrey Epstein and I were not super tight friends.

04:54.19
gav
Like, came out of

04:54.62
Bevo
I think she turns around the shirt says 100% Jeffrey.

04:55.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:58.07
gav
up

04:58.95
Chibbs
100%

04:59.51
gav
of... Yeah, I feel like i feel like you you denied that a little bit too vehemently and too early there, Bevo.

05:03.55
Bevo
No, I just, ah ah I'm pretty emptying the backlash.

05:03.67
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:04.47
gav
so

05:05.46
Chibbs
Also, don't say super tight. Like, don't be like, you know, just, we weren't heaps good friends.

05:11.35
gav
We weren't like... hit like

05:12.28
Bevo
Yeah. Plausible deniability.

05:15.06
gav
ah Welcome back, Mad Dog. We discussed your absence.

05:18.94
Mad Dog
yes sorry Yeah, Yeah, it is what it is.

05:21.31
Bevo
Just needed a break.

05:22.42
gav
Yeah, just didn't just didn't like us very much.

05:22.49
Chibbs
The outro goes, hey, hey, hey, so your love, your love, your love, your love.

05:22.52
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:27.19
Bevo
This is down the street. Yo, love!

05:29.20
Chibbs
It's my drug. i like your beard. Yeah.

05:33.50
Bevo
That is a strange part of the song.

05:35.06
gav
shit! I did not realize it had that.

05:35.61
Chibbs
ah yeah

05:37.24
gav
What the fuck?

05:38.42
Bevo
She speaks it at the end. It's like the song's finished and she says it.

05:41.78
gav
Oh, that is so weird.

05:44.31
Chibbs
we

05:45.31
gav
Weird. She's weird.

05:46.73
Chibbs
like that she's still yelling at him down the street as he's left.

05:46.90
Bevo
Weird. How weird.

05:50.79
Chibbs
Hey!

05:51.24
gav
I like your Watching a public execution.

05:51.85
Chibbs
Hey!

05:59.11
Chibbs
What's the worst lyric of all time?

06:01.50
Bevo
I've said it before, but I love that there's a cheer there. Like there's a crowd watching that happen.

06:07.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:07.80
gav
It's yeah.

06:09.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:09.87
gav
Oh, have you seen that?

06:11.67
Bevo
The basement. It's got to be the basement.

06:13.54
Chibbs
You reckon the basement or if um like if I keep it up like a lovesick crackhead?

06:19.48
Bevo
Oh, that's bad too.

06:19.61
Chibbs
Yeah, that's fucking bad.

06:22.23
Bevo
ah Yeah.

06:22.25
Chibbs
Because they're implied they're implying

06:22.67
Bevo
When I heard that, i was like, can't believe she used the word crackhead in a song.

06:23.16
Mad Dog
Yeah, the crackhead one.

06:25.82
Chibbs
yeah they're employing drugs like it's a drug, a drug, maybe a happy drug. No, it's crack.

06:30.26
Bevo
Yeah, crack cocaine.

06:32.09
Chibbs
And it's crack cocaine.

06:32.18
gav
I keep... Also, like, yeah, I keep it up like a lovesick crackhead.

06:33.82
Chibbs
it

06:35.77
Bevo
Crystal meth.

06:37.43
gav
Like, keep keep it up like her her dick? Is she keeping her dick hard like a lovesick crackhead?

06:43.80
Chibbs
Yeah, I think that's a bad lyric.

06:45.46
gav
That is a...

06:46.33
Bevo
Yeah, you got me.

06:46.55
gav
That might be it, actually.

06:47.29
Bevo
you turned me around on that one, actually, yeah.

06:47.83
gav
Yeah, yeah.

06:49.43
Chibbs
We agree on crackhead?

06:50.65
gav
Yeah, the crackhead line is bad.

06:51.79
Chibbs
All

06:52.29
gav
Ha

06:55.81
Chibbs
right, let's play this.

06:56.41
gav
ha.

07:05.15
gav
Boom.

07:05.38
Chibbs
Songs from 2010. Here we here we go

07:08.28
Mad Dog
i

07:08.31
gav
Oh, this is going hard.

07:10.04
Chibbs
Now, if we have, the rules are...

07:11.31
gav
Because they all sucked.

07:12.82
Chibbs
The rules are that if we have a disagreement between two, the the third person is the the tiebreaker, and that that continues on. Fair enough?

07:23.00
gav
Yep.

07:23.74
Chibbs
Here we go. We have, your love is my... Your love? My love. Your love. Your love is my drug.

07:30.66
Bevo
Someone's off of someone's drug.

07:31.56
gav
I'm having a stroke.

07:32.36
Bevo
I

07:32.66
Chibbs
your luck Your love is my drug by Kesha,

07:32.73
Mad Dog
My love is your drug.

07:37.62
Chibbs
or

07:41.57
Chibbs
Tighten up by the black keys.

07:43.09
gav
Oh, fuck. Tighten Up is one of the best Black Keys songs.

07:45.11
Bevo
don't know. I don't know what that could go either way.

07:48.36
Mad Dog
I don't know it either.

07:50.58
gav
Tighten Up is a fucking...

07:51.54
Bevo
If you want my body.

07:52.21
Chibbs
Oh. And you think I'm...

07:55.13
Mad Dog
pardon

07:55.50
gav
You think I'm saying... Honestly, now that you've said that, I'll never not hear it. um go So that was off Brothers.

08:01.40
Chibbs
Well, it got... Yeah. Yeah.

08:02.79
gav
brothers

08:02.79
Chibbs
It's...

08:03.58
gav
Brothers is one of my favorite Black Keys album and Tighten Up might be top three songs on that album.

08:04.15
Chibbs
yeah and it

08:05.77
Bevo
Yeah. By default, I'll go with the black keys because I...

08:07.47
Chibbs
it's It's one of the best songs on that. Oh, Kesha's gone.

08:10.42
gav
It's fucking that early.

08:12.07
Bevo
Yeah, fuck it.

08:12.53
gav
that ah I'm not surprised at all.

08:14.42
Chibbs
Okay. All right. Tighten Up by the Black Keys or Rolling in the Deep by Adele.

08:18.88
Bevo
Rolling deep.

08:20.21
gav
Oh, fuck off though. You know, I'm going get overruled because they don't know Tighten Up.

08:22.92
Chibbs
They don't even know Tighten Up.

08:25.27
gav
Tighten Up is a better song than Roller in the Deep.

08:25.66
Chibbs
Tighten Up's so good.

08:27.57
gav
um Mad Dog, help me.

08:29.00
Chibbs
dog, you're tiebreaker.

08:31.54
gav
Black Keys better than Adele. All right. Fuck you.

08:34.84
Mad Dog
i'll Look, I'll default to Gav.

08:37.25
Bevo
The DJ.

08:37.68
Mad Dog
i'll default all default to gav

08:40.84
Chibbs
All right, Adele, see you later.

08:41.85
gav
Oh, I didn't expect this. I didn't expect that.

08:43.70
Chibbs
See you later.

08:43.78
gav
Thank you.

08:44.67
Chibbs
Tighten up. Black Keys are making a run here. Tighten up by the Black Keys or pumped up kicks by Foster the People.

08:52.09
Bevo
Don't like that song much.

08:52.34
gav
Oh, fuck. You what? Sorry, Bevo?

08:54.61
Chibbs
All the other kids with their pumped up kicks and want to run, let her run.

08:55.51
Bevo
I don't like pumped up kicks that much. It's just not.

08:57.17
gav
i really I really like Pumped Up Kicks, but I really like Tighten Up too.

08:59.97
Chibbs
Outrun my gun.

09:01.11
gav
I feel like this one's directed more at me now. um I'm going to still go with Tighten Up because Pumped Up... Oh, fuck. Pumped Up Kicks is about a school shit.

09:08.50
Chibbs
a school shooting.

09:08.55
gav
Ah, Pumped Up Kicks then. Fuck it.

09:12.15
Chibbs
What, it wins?

09:16.32
gav
Yep. Yep. Just... just

09:18.63
Chibbs
Alright, Black Keys, see you later. on Alright. Pumped up kicks by Foster the People or Runaway by Kanye West.

09:27.36
gav
Ah, run away.

09:29.34
Chibbs
See you later, Foster the People.

09:29.94
Bevo
Yeah, run away.

09:30.65
Chibbs
You happy with this?

09:30.86
gav
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

09:31.87
Bevo
Yep.

09:32.73
Chibbs
By Foster the People. We have Runaway by Kanye West or Fuck You by CeeLo Green.

09:37.21
Bevo
Hmm.

09:37.78
gav
oh Oh, yeah.

09:38.97
Bevo
Like that one.

09:40.91
Chibbs
I think so. What is it? What stays?

09:43.64
Bevo
We should have, have we done that one? We should have. Yeah, I'm like, fuck you.

09:48.92
gav
still think i feel I still think... still think... For me, it's probably still run away, but... I'd happily get overridden on that. it only just It only just wins for me on that one. That's not the best song on that album.

09:58.56
Bevo
it's not like,

10:01.37
gav
As in, might be my bit of...

10:01.59
Chibbs
what is it what stays

10:05.71
Bevo
You're saying runway?

10:05.82
gav
ah I say Runaway, you say CeeLo.

10:07.86
Mad Dog
I'll

10:09.20
gav
What are you saying?

10:09.56
Bevo
Yeah.

10:10.87
Mad Dog
ah say run away.

10:12.54
gav
All right, Kanye it is. Yep.

10:14.36
Chibbs
So CeeLo Grey's gone?

10:16.33
gav
Yep.

10:17.90
Chibbs
CeeLo is gone. We have Runaway by Kanye West or Hey Soul Sister by Train.

10:19.39
gav
CeeLo.

10:19.51
Bevo
See, see low later.

10:20.34
gav
See ya, Lo.

10:24.96
Bevo
Ugh.

10:25.46
gav
Oh, fuck off, Train. Jesus Christ.

10:26.46
Chibbs
the

10:27.47
gav
That would have lost against Kesha. Have we done that song?

10:31.00
Chibbs
Train.

10:31.76
gav
Have we done that song, by the way?

10:32.02
Chibbs
Choo-choo.

10:33.85
Bevo
I think we have.

10:33.98
Chibbs
I think so. I've done with some Train.

10:34.77
Bevo
It's hard to remember.

10:35.58
Chibbs
Yeah, can't remember.

10:36.50
gav
yeah fuck that song, man.

10:37.85
Chibbs
Runaway Kanye West or Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.

10:40.82
Bevo
What a bad year for music.

10:44.79
gav
Still Kanye, right? All right.

10:47.26
Mad Dog
Yes.

10:48.66
Bevo
You and me go out of my romance.

10:49.44
gav
Yep.

10:49.97
Chibbs
Okay.

10:50.82
gav
Yep.

10:51.55
Chibbs
Run away or empire Empire State of Mind by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys.

10:55.42
gav
oh Oh, I really like Empire State of Mind.

10:56.35
Chibbs
Get New York!

11:00.36
gav
That's a good fucking song. ah What do you reckon, Bevo? This is a tough one. I'm i'm fifty fifty You take this one.

11:07.28
Bevo
What is it? Concrete jungle whipped cream and makeup.

11:09.14
gav
We had dreams...

11:13.37
Bevo
Yeah, that one.

11:13.50
gav
Run away from you, baby.

11:15.22
Bevo
ah ah As good as Kanye is, I just can't, I can't, I can't like him anymore.

11:16.57
gav
Run away.

11:20.92
gav
ah so that's the...

11:21.53
Chibbs
The song Runaway?

11:24.31
Bevo
No, I pick Jay's. Jay's.

11:26.84
Chibbs
Well, what did you pick, Gav?

11:28.28
gav
Yeah, no, I left it up to Bevo on that one. I'll support Bevo. We'll go with Jay-Z.

11:32.09
Chibbs
Ah, Kanye's gone. Alright.

11:33.87
gav
Sadly, sadly. It only just lost out for me, but yeah.

11:34.90
Chibbs
Okay. empire Empire State of Mind or Fireflies by Our City.

11:41.10
gav
Empire State of Mind, for sure.

11:41.14
Bevo
You would not believe your eyes.

11:43.14
gav
Firefly sucks.

11:45.18
Bevo
Yeah, this is a terrible year for music.

11:45.47
Chibbs
Huh?

11:46.97
gav
Yeah, this really is sparse

11:47.16
Chibbs
Yeah. all Alright, here's the last two. is the last two. ah Empire State of Mind by Jason and Alicia Keys or All I Do Is Win by DJ Khaled.

11:58.39
gav
ah All I do is win, win, win.

12:00.15
Chibbs
It's win, win, win, no matter what.

12:00.35
Bevo
Win, win, win, no matter what.

12:01.01
gav
And they stay there. That's a great

12:03.12
Bevo
That's what we should do too.

12:03.59
Chibbs
My hands go up and they stay there and they stay there.

12:04.59
Bevo
You can put that on the list.

12:06.57
gav
bit of...

12:07.87
Bevo
Let's do this.

12:07.93
gav
Jesus Christ. Yeah. that's that's it that's a great bit of

12:11.48
Chibbs
Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down.

12:15.03
gav
jesus god

12:15.45
Bevo
Yeah, it's that one for me.

12:15.48
Chibbs
That's just in case you don't know what all I do. i All I do is win.

12:17.82
Bevo
All I do is win. yep

12:18.90
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:19.86
gav
um

12:19.99
Chibbs
Um,

12:20.02
Mad Dog
Never take a loss.

12:20.25
Bevo
Hamish and Andy used to do a a chicken suit where they'd get prizes out of the egg that the chicken laid and it would always be DJ Khaled.

12:25.95
Chibbs
Yeah, I remember that.

12:27.67
Bevo
All I do is win.

12:27.74
gav
No, I'm not going to I'm still on Empire State of Mind.

12:28.82
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

12:31.32
gav
So this one might go to a weird tie break for Mad Dog because I don't know if he knows or likes either of these songs.

12:33.88
Bevo
Tiebreaker, yeah, yeah.

12:38.78
Mad Dog
um Oh, DJ Khaled for sure. Empire empire State sucks.

12:41.56
gav
Okay. Hell yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. Good to know.

12:45.30
Chibbs
All I do is win, but DJ Khaled is the winner of 2010.

12:45.42
gav
Good to know

12:48.73
Mad Dog
It's the best song of 2010.

12:49.91
gav
know. What a weird year.

12:50.01
Mad Dog
DJ Khaled.

12:50.74
Bevo
no

12:50.90
Chibbs
You had Runaway by Kanye West in there. You had Tighten Up by the Black Keys in there. You had Kesha's Your Love Is My Drug or My Love Is Your Drug. I don't know what one it is, but either way, love is a drug.

12:59.58
Bevo
Someone's love is someone's drug. here

13:01.27
gav
um fuck yeah okay dj college should not have won that that that shouldn't have happened

13:03.45
Chibbs
but But at the end of it, DJ Khaled. Who would have thought, hey?

13:06.68
Bevo
One has to stay.

13:07.26
Mad Dog
teacher

13:09.17
Chibbs
Who would have thought?

13:12.59
Mad Dog
Last man standing.

13:17.46
gav
that's the first one that i objectively feel like we got wrong

13:20.38
Chibbs
hey Yeah, it was a fuck up. Big fuck up.

13:22.44
Bevo
I'll go and listen to tighten up and just be what was I thinking?

13:25.24
Chibbs
Yeah, you will.

13:25.52
gav
Honestly, you don't know. Tighten Up kicks. Oh, actually, Bevo, do yourself at a huge favor.

13:28.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:31.51
gav
As soon as we finish the pod, go watch the film clip for Tighten Up with the song as well.

13:31.73
Bevo
Hmm.

13:36.75
gav
Like, no, no, no, that's that's Lonely Boy.

13:36.95
Bevo
Is the old man dancing or something like that?

13:38.83
Chibbs
Nah, that's lonely, lonely boy.

13:40.12
gav
um This was way earlier than that, but it was the film clip is so fucking funny. I really like that film clip. Those guys are good.

13:46.07
Bevo
Okay.

13:46.10
Chibbs
Yeah, brothers is Brothers is my favorite Black Keys album. It's unbelievable.

13:48.89
gav
I agree. that's It's my favorite too.

13:50.30
Chibbs
So good.

13:51.01
gav
Everlasting Light might be my favorite Black Key song hands down, actually.

13:53.28
Chibbs
That's fucking... What a way to start an album. What a way to start an album.

13:56.15
gav
on yeah Honestly, a perfect way to start an album.

13:58.81
Chibbs
All right, Bevo, we haven't played this game in a little while.

13:59.03
gav
Fucking so good.

14:00.73
Chibbs
Let's do it.

14:06.46
Bevo
Yeah, setlist heads have been missing this one. They've been yelling at me for this.

14:10.05
Chibbs
I bet.

14:10.22
Bevo
Where's the fucking setlist going?

14:10.65
gav
ah

14:12.28
Bevo
And I'm like, hold on. It's coming.

14:13.78
gav
They don't... yeah

14:14.29
Chibbs
It's the ultimate skill.

14:15.90
gav
Yeah, no one's known who has the ultimate skill for the past few weeks, which is which is tough.

14:19.64
Bevo
We needed some time to work on our craft. This is the ah three arena Dublin Island.

14:23.29
gav
Yeah.

14:26.41
Bevo
the date being 21st of March, 2026. So very recent.

14:31.77
Chibbs
ah stop yeah

14:31.84
Mad Dog
Oh, a few weeks ago.

14:33.59
Bevo
On the tits out tour.

14:35.99
gav
It's out to a hell yeah.

14:36.04
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah.

14:40.97
Bevo
huh This is the final show of the Tits Out Tour.

14:42.68
gav
Oh, fuck.

14:45.05
Chibbs
yeah

14:45.75
Bevo
If you wanted to go too late, you've you missed it. her

14:49.57
gav
I kind of do want to go now.

14:51.29
Bevo
um I'll tell you, that there's four acts. First act is act one, one of one with four songs in. Second act, act two, Heaven and Hell with five songs.

15:01.62
Bevo
Act three, Freedom Cunt with six songs.

15:05.82
gav
This fucking...

15:06.02
Chibbs
Kesha is fucking a loose unit.

15:07.56
gav
I'm i'm just ah i'm just now realising I think I might be a Kesha fan.

15:07.87
Bevo
She's loose. And then

15:11.83
Chibbs
Do you know that I am going to be beaten to a pulp later in this episode?

15:15.87
Mad Dog
uh

15:15.88
Bevo
Yeah.

15:16.38
gav
I forgot about that.

15:16.92
Bevo
Yeah.

15:18.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:18.46
Bevo
Um, act four is period with four songs. So we've got 19 in total. Where are you playing? your love is my drug, which acts in which song.

15:25.34
Chibbs
Your love is a drug...

15:30.74
gav
Second last song of heaven and hell.

15:34.11
Chibbs
reckon it's in cunt. um

15:36.60
Bevo
Freedom cunt.

15:37.94
Chibbs
Well, yeah, that one.

15:39.58
gav
yeah and and And what numbers were...

15:39.96
Chibbs
What what what numbers were they?

15:42.62
Bevo
Uh, freedom cunt is 10 through 15.

15:45.35
Chibbs
right, so 14.

15:48.58
gav
ah So, yeah, eight for sure.

15:49.64
Bevo
Uh, heaven and hell is five through nine and you picked eight.

15:54.78
Mad Dog
Give me number two in period.

15:59.24
gav
Shitting, shitting in a period.

15:59.35
Chibbs
Jeopardy episode. It's like Jeopardy. I'll take period two.

16:03.03
gav
number ah

16:05.05
Mad Dog
yeah

16:05.75
Bevo
but

16:07.54
Chibbs
the

16:07.67
Bevo
Um, mad dog was very close cause it is three, three in period, which is the 18th song with the second last.

16:13.65
gav
No way.

16:13.85
Mad Dog
Damn it.

16:14.94
gav
No way.

16:15.52
Mad Dog
I knew it had a period written all over it.

16:15.54
gav
Mad Dog. He knows his periods, man.

16:17.82
Mad Dog
This

16:18.07
Bevo
Yeah.

16:19.12
gav
He does.

16:19.65
Chibbs
He knows his casher. He knows his tits out to her. So he's all in the out.

16:23.32
gav
Yeah.

16:23.49
Mad Dog
I do know my Kesha.

16:24.34
gav
he's big he's been He's been following the tits out to her closely.

16:28.34
Chibbs
Yeah. All right, let's do this.

16:28.86
Bevo
19 songs is lot.

16:37.80
Chibbs
Nothing but net worth. Nothing but net worth. What do you think Kesha is worth in 2026?

16:43.03
gav
Oh, fuck.

16:44.15
Chibbs
What do you reckon, Gav?

16:45.67
gav
She's got a... Does she have a scent? I reckon she has a scent. Did you ever watch the South Park where they've got the scent? I think it's Paris Hilton's scent and it's called Skankwood. And it's S-K-A-N-Q-U-E.

16:57.93
gav
Skankwood.

16:58.92
Bevo
I haven't seen that one, but that's so funny.

16:59.66
gav
And they always whisper it. They always whisper it.

17:01.11
Chibbs
yeah

17:03.99
Chibbs
ah Yeah, yeah.

17:04.09
gav
My latest, my latest said, skank. Skank.

17:08.57
Chibbs
It's, uh... Yeah, it's probably called, um, fucking Freedom Cunt.

17:12.31
Bevo
Remember what Zav used to do at the pod? A new fragrance from Estee Lauder.

17:14.30
Chibbs
Freedom Cunt.

17:14.90
Mad Dog
mr

17:16.88
Chibbs
Freedom

17:18.39
Mad Dog
The scent of menstruation.

17:18.39
gav
who Freedom come.

17:21.16
Chibbs
Cunt! Freedom Cunt!

17:22.39
gav
ah um Ah, shit.

17:22.78
Chibbs
but

17:26.06
gav
I reckon she's, reckon it's more than, yeah This is genuinely a hard one. I'm going go 40. I'm going 40 mil, but i that's a real dart and a board for me on this one.

17:35.96
Chibbs
Okay.

17:38.98
gav
I'm um i'm actually super unsure. i wouldn't I wouldn't be at all surprised if I was off by about 130 million.

17:41.24
Chibbs
right

17:47.78
Chibbs
Bevo.

17:48.41
Bevo
Yeah, 60 pops into my head, so I'm going to say 60.

17:50.16
Chibbs
Okay, 60. So 40 and 60, what do you got, Dom?

17:53.75
Mad Dog
I'm going to right down the middle 50 mil.

17:56.62
Chibbs
It's fucking $50 million. dollars

17:58.13
Bevo
Oh, man.

17:58.23
Mad Dog
Yes.

17:58.31
gav
Oh, you motherfucker.

17:59.61
Bevo
Man.

17:59.65
gav
You motherfucker.

17:59.91
Bevo
Slop in.

18:00.72
gav
Well done.

18:01.46
Chibbs
These fuckers dancing around it. Doggy, just fucking, it's that.

18:03.45
Bevo
man

18:05.48
Chibbs
That's what it is.

18:06.30
gav
Okay.

18:06.55
Chibbs
He knows his tits out tour.

18:06.71
Mad Dog
Yes.

18:06.78
gav
the the

18:07.38
Bevo
sloing

18:08.15
gav
The spread was tight.

18:08.31
Chibbs
He knows what the tits out tour brought in.

18:09.35
gav
The spread was tight.

18:10.39
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

18:10.51
gav
We all fucking lock in on that. It's like, ah i love it when be I love it when we all like bunch in and we're actually correct.

18:12.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:17.55
gav
I feel like that's one thing that this pod has made me good at. It's actually, I'm i'm pretty good at estimating what people are worth.

18:21.38
Bevo
getting people's network.

18:25.24
Chibbs
It's his party trick now.

18:26.46
Bevo
Allegedly.

18:26.80
Chibbs
Gavin's party trick.

18:28.08
gav
But that's the thing.

18:28.09
Bevo
Allegedly worth.

18:28.69
gav
Like you say to someone like, Hey, what like, what do you, what do you think? You know, what do what do you think cash is worth? They go, like what do you fucking mean?

18:35.35
Mad Dog
What do you think she works?

18:36.12
gav
Like that, that people wouldn't have a fucking clue. If you're talking about like, is it, is it, is it $8 million? dollars Is it $900 million? Like people just don't fucking know.

18:44.41
Chibbs
yeah your

18:45.72
Bevo
Yeah. You know, I read it.

18:46.39
gav
And it's like,

18:46.88
Bevo
I read a thing recently. I think it was on Reddit maybe about um Australian celebrities and someone asked their friend who is, want to say like Ruby Fields or something like that. It's like, is your net worth what it says on Google?

18:59.13
Bevo
And she said, we're both here working at Coles. What do you think?

19:02.87
Mad Dog
yeah

19:03.22
gav
yeah yeah Oh, shit.

19:06.17
Chibbs
yeah

19:07.26
Bevo
It's so hard to know really.

19:07.76
gav
That's funny. Yeah.

19:08.80
Chibbs
It is hard to know.

19:09.50
gav
Oh, for sure.

19:09.66
Chibbs
It is hard to know. Let's write this shit.

19:23.14
Chibbs
Okay, what are we going to write it out of? ah Crack? How much crack?

19:26.94
Mad Dog
Crackheads.

19:27.33
gav
Oh, how many grams? How many grams of crack you've...

19:28.66
Bevo
Which, how deep's the alley?

19:33.53
gav
Yeah. um yeah how ah Yeah. I don't know

19:36.98
Chibbs
At 10, you've just OD'd on crack in an alley. 10.

19:40.31
Bevo
What kind of alley is it?

19:40.34
Chibbs
That's...

19:42.11
Bevo
Is it like at one of those Melbourne alleys that's full of like nice food places?

19:44.12
Chibbs
it

19:44.70
gav
know. Nice. hosy Is it Hosier Lane?

19:45.53
Chibbs
Diagon alley.

19:47.26
gav
Is it Hosier Lane or or Nocturne Alley?

19:50.65
Bevo
and So the alley that Batman's mum and dad got shot in.

19:53.40
gav
ah

19:53.43
Chibbs
Yeah. Stop going down that fucking lane, Batman's mum and dad.

19:57.69
gav
ah

19:58.68
Mad Dog
Or is it Kirstie Alley?

20:01.02
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

20:01.14
gav
Nice. Good pull.

20:02.22
Chibbs
Look who's talking.

20:03.13
Bevo
Right down the middle.

20:04.76
Mad Dog
yeah

20:05.30
gav
Yeah.

20:05.69
Chibbs
Okay, what do you give this out of 10, Bevo?

20:09.91
Bevo
I might have spoken about this last time we spoke about Kesha. I think I have some latent um trauma around sleazy people.

20:20.25
Bevo
Like people who really like being trashy.

20:21.21
Chibbs
Right.

20:26.33
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

20:27.86
Mad Dog
please

20:28.60
gav
yeah

20:29.02
Bevo
And like I've come, so I've come around like, ah you know, it's, it's a me problem, not a them problem, but something about Kesha just rubs me.

20:36.12
Chibbs
You know you're scum. ah

20:38.23
Bevo
It just rubs me so wrong, such such the wrong way.

20:38.49
gav
yeah ah

20:43.29
Bevo
like i can't stand her. And it just, she makes me feel dirty listening to her.

20:47.48
Chibbs
Yeah, she looks... Yeah, she's got a filthy sort of vibe.

20:49.08
Bevo
She looks dirty.

20:50.64
Chibbs
like she Yeah, she needs to be hosed down.

20:50.74
Bevo
Yeah. Not yet.

20:52.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:52.81
Bevo
Yeah.

20:52.87
Mad Dog
She's like the Aguilera in the dirty phase.

20:53.15
Bevo
I just don't like it. I like Aguilera.

20:56.50
Chibbs
Yeah, but Aguilera didn't look dishevelled.

20:56.99
Bevo
think she's great.

21:01.62
Mad Dog
Yeah, she does look like

21:02.49
Chibbs
She was just sweaty. She was just sweaty.

21:04.08
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

21:05.33
gav
Yeah.

21:05.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:06.10
Bevo
I just, I feel like it's a me problem, but I don't like her and I don't like this song.

21:06.23
gav
Which...

21:06.65
Chibbs
is

21:06.84
gav
ah Yeah. Yeah. Was 2004 sweaty Dirt? Oh, shit!

21:14.98
gav
disheveled though

21:15.51
Chibbs
Dirt. Dirt.

21:16.38
gav
dirt

21:17.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:17.69
Mad Dog
that. Filth. yeah

21:18.97
Chibbs
yeah So what do you give it?

21:19.26
gav
ah

21:21.71
Bevo
of 10. ten out of ten

21:29.85
Chibbs
Oh my god!

21:31.20
Mad Dog
I feel this is just because you don't like her as a person.

21:33.37
Chibbs
oh where i was i did not see that coming at all.

21:35.18
Mad Dog
That's big part of it.

21:36.76
Bevo
I just don't like I don't like it i don't like her.

21:37.94
Chibbs
At all.

21:39.11
Bevo
do you know she broke into Prince's house?

21:39.78
Chibbs
Wow.

21:40.79
Bevo
We spoke about this last time, but yeah, she broke into Prince's house to give him her demo tape.

21:42.17
Chibbs
Yeah, she did, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

21:45.53
gav
Did he take it?

21:47.03
Bevo
I think so.

21:47.96
gav
Is that how she is that how she's famous?

21:48.09
Chibbs
Yeah, think so.

21:50.23
Bevo
Some, some what, I believe.

21:50.36
Chibbs
Nah. I don't know.

21:52.06
Mad Dog
Nepo.

21:52.82
gav
I mean, we're talking about it, so fuck.

21:54.46
Chibbs
Sure. Doggy? She's the tips out tour. She's worth $50 million.

21:57.53
Mad Dog
No. No.

21:58.90
Chibbs
Doggy?

21:59.01
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah, doesn't need my score.

22:00.38
Mad Dog
um

22:00.70
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

22:02.62
Mad Dog
you may you know You may have sounded surprised. I nailed the net worth. um I was one off the set list.

22:08.44
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:11.53
Bevo
He's a massive Kesha fan.

22:13.69
Mad Dog
The reason is i am a massive Kesha fan.

22:16.54
gav
Yes! Yes!

22:17.90
Chibbs
All right.

22:18.42
gav
Hit us with it, doggy!

22:21.50
Mad Dog
um life i fucking love dropping Kesha banger out there on the dance floor.

22:25.91
gav
No way!

22:29.91
Bevo
Do you like Timbo? Is that the one that you go for him?

22:31.93
gav
Yes!

22:32.50
Mad Dog
what I like ah like we are who we are.

22:32.61
Chibbs
Yeah, Timp is good one.

22:35.16
Mad Dog
i like this.

22:35.38
Chibbs
We Are Who We Are, great song. Great song.

22:37.21
gav
Yep.

22:37.55
Chibbs
TikTok, good song.

22:37.82
Mad Dog
ah like TikTok. Um...

22:39.47
gav
TikTok goes off on the dance floor.

22:40.07
Bevo
I've got to say, I like that one of hers, Praying. I i think that one's good, but otherwise, no.

22:43.67
Chibbs
Okay.

22:44.70
Mad Dog
um

22:44.97
gav
Do reckon that was in Freedom Cunt or period?

22:47.19
Chibbs
Yeah, I don't know. I like Blow, the one they White House used while a missile destroyed of a school or something.

22:51.75
gav
While blowing up a fucking...

22:54.87
Bevo
Just FYI, Period is the set where Praying is in, yes.

22:55.16
Chibbs
yes

22:58.20
Chibbs
Okay, right, yeah. Good, there you

23:00.15
Bevo
Right before Your Love is My Truck.

23:02.62
Chibbs
Yeah, right, okay.

23:03.45
Mad Dog
So out of out of all like the pop stars of kind of this era, she's definitely my favourite.

23:03.48
gav
God damn.

23:12.36
Mad Dog
I give this a one

23:14.33
Chibbs
but All right, we are, we are, we are fucking all over the place.

23:16.15
gav
Um... oh

23:19.48
Chibbs
Gavin.

23:20.63
gav
um

23:23.48
gav
So I feel like me and Mad Dog are either exactly the same or like like dishearteningly far apart. And this week it's the latter. I think i i i' wanted to give it a 10, but honestly, tits out to a freedom. plan she's She's honestly clawed back a little bit of hard fought ground with me on this one. It's a nine.

23:48.60
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

23:51.10
gav
oh, fuck, Mad Dog with a one and saying that this is your favorite pop artist in this era, number one, I think that's insane.

23:52.38
Chibbs
um

23:55.29
Mad Dog
I love Kesha.

23:58.73
Mad Dog
Yeah. Easily.

24:00.27
gav
But number two, I fucking love that for you. And I really do.

24:03.23
Mad Dog
Yeah.

24:03.26
Bevo
yeah yeah

24:03.71
gav
That is so sick. I'm fucking, I wish I ah wish i got it. I wish I got it. I don't.

24:09.59
Mad Dog
Love me some Kesha.

24:09.69
gav
just go, I just, I put this on earlier and I was just like, I did bop my head maybe three times then i was just like, no, this sucks.

24:11.06
Mad Dog
Yeah.

24:16.90
gav
This fucking sucks. so

24:18.52
Mad Dog
so

24:20.55
gav
Oh, fuck.

24:21.56
Chibbs
yeah

24:21.85
gav
Chimsy, man.

24:22.49
Chibbs
Yeah, look.

24:22.57
gav
Fucking help us out here.

24:23.67
Chibbs
Okay, look, look. Before I give you my score, before I give you my score, before give you my score,

24:28.22
Bevo
I can explain.

24:29.91
gav
yeah.

24:33.87
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah.

24:34.53
gav
Shit.

24:37.85
Bevo
Imagine if we'd forgotten that.

24:38.13
gav
I fully forgot that. Yeah.

24:39.32
Chibbs
here's how it plays out, okay?

24:40.44
gav
Okay.

24:41.18
Chibbs
Before I give you my score. Kesha comes out erratic, maybe be scratching,

24:46.43
Mad Dog
Yeah. this

24:49.38
Chibbs
grabbing, full chaos mode. I absorb the madness, which annoys Kesha.

24:54.68
gav
Oh, here we go.

24:57.76
Chibbs
But once it turns into a proper grapple, size and strength take over and I murder Kesha. So apparently I've just headbutt her into next week.

25:11.38
gav
Yeah. I feel like you you'd give a pretty nasty headbutt, to be fair.

25:12.74
Mad Dog
Headbutt.

25:16.31
Chibbs
Yeah. um Didn't see it coming, to be fair. I really thought Kesha would have me here, but...

25:21.43
gav
Yeah.

25:22.14
Chibbs
just ah It's just a, I think it just comes down to AI.

25:23.67
Bevo
AI doesn't lie, does it? doesn't

25:25.62
Chibbs
AI doesn't, that's ah they all sets what they all say.

25:25.95
Mad Dog
AI never lies.

25:27.16
Bevo
<unk>

25:28.09
Mad Dog
never lies.

25:29.18
Chibbs
Now for my score here. ah we use you all

25:32.82
Bevo
and we Can we make a shirt that's AI doesn't lie and it's a thumbs up, but there's like six fingers on it?

25:37.30
Chibbs
There's ah three.

25:37.67
gav
Oh, that's absolutely a shirt.

25:37.94
Bevo
so

25:38.97
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, that's a good shirt.

25:40.91
gav
That's absolutely a shirt.

25:42.54
Chibbs
That's a good shirt.

25:42.59
gav
Fuck yeah.

25:43.55
Chibbs
Write that down, Jazz. Write that down.

25:45.26
gav
Write that down, Jazz.

25:45.66
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:47.13
gav
so

25:48.79
Chibbs
Okay. So when we all worked in a music store together, except Doggy, but the Korg released the SV1, which was like their high-end digital piano, and it only had six settings on it.

26:00.66
Bevo
I got one of them.

26:02.80
Chibbs
And it was...

26:02.85
Bevo
got that. It's in my, pack yeah, it's in my lounge room.

26:03.87
Chibbs
You've got one? Okay. Yeah. So setting six is a synth.

26:08.34
Bevo
Yeah. It's the Van Halen jump synth.

26:11.32
Chibbs
I don't fucking hate Van Halen. I think they're the shittest being that's ever existed and i'm fucking so glad that guy's dead. But um I would put it on the setting six and then I would play fucking Your Love Is My Drug as the demo for the synth.

26:22.03
Bevo
Yeah.

26:26.90
Bevo
Really? Wow.

26:28.91
gav
Oh, wow. He's going to love it.

26:29.53
Chibbs
yeah but bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu but bu bu bu bu bum bum bum bum bum bum bu bu And I don't think I've really listened to all the way through.

26:30.92
gav
He's going to love it.

26:38.49
Chibbs
It's okay. I gave it a four.

26:40.70
Mad Dog
Yeah, okay.

26:41.08
Chibbs
so

26:41.50
Bevo
drug boy

26:42.34
gav
That's not where I thought this was going.

26:43.54
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

26:44.01
gav
Okay.

26:45.22
Bevo
It's one of those ones where I've said my piece and I don't care what anyone else thinks about it. it's Like I said, it's a me issue. So it's um you can love it if you like.

26:51.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.

26:52.38
gav
Whereas I'm deeply offended by their love of this song.

26:52.64
Bevo
Yeah.

26:52.94
Mad Dog
Well, like I'm a fucking one.

26:54.84
Bevo
yeah

26:55.48
gav
And i hope they all, I hope they die in their sleep tonight. I hope, I hope you both are on your way to bed and slip over in the bathroom and crack your head open on the tiles.

27:02.23
Mad Dog
okay I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

27:05.02
gav
it yeah we We are all dumber.

27:07.87
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

27:09.91
gav
so um

27:11.35
Chibbs
ah make sure make sure you subscribe to our YouTube channel.

27:11.82
gav
Yeah, nice one.

27:15.19
Chibbs
You get all the episodes on there. clip Make sure you get on our Patreon, get our bonus episode for free every week, 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Live. You can also send us messages there, request songs, all that sort of stuff.

27:22.58
gav
And if you want to request a song, if you want to request a song, jump on the Patreon, send us a message.

27:27.38
Chibbs
Do it.

27:27.58
gav
Yeah.

27:28.66
Chibbs
Thank you, fellas, everybody else.

27:29.55
gav
You're wet now.

27:31.02
Chibbs
Go and get drug fucked.

27:32.09
gav
Going get booked.

27:34.30
Mad Dog
ah

27:49.16
gav
Oh, go on, Bevo. Go on, go on.

27:54.78
Bevo
so That's a little good. Say that.