Craig David’s “Walking Away” Is The Ultimate Coward Anthem

Craig David’s Walking Away sounds smooth, soulful and emotionally mature… until you actually listen to the lyrics and realise this bloke is just sprinting away from every problem in his life.

This week the boys unpack one of the biggest songs of 2000, including Craig David’s legendary facial hair, whether “powder room” just means toilet, and why Bevo somehow defeats Craig David in a fight despite Craig having elite cardio.

Also:

•  Mad Dog reveals he tortured Chibbs with this album on repeat during school runs 
•  The boys accidentally crowned " Hanging By A Moment by Lifehouse the best song of 2000 
•  Gav pitches Craig David beard merch 
•  Chibbs realises this song has somehow become one of his favourite acoustic guitar songs 

Walking Away may have started as a meme…, but by the end of this episode, some of the boys are genuinely defending it.

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Transcript

00:00.00
gav
It was fucking so weird.

00:01.20
Mad Dog
Kenneth. and

00:39.58
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to sell your car and use one of those huge inflatable bubbles as your only mode of transportation.

00:51.69
Bevo
That'd be fun.

00:51.68
gav
easier to park surely

00:53.94
Bevo
and do that.

00:55.16
Chibbs
But you've got to get in and out of it.

00:55.74
Bevo
And if you get hit by another car, you get to your destination quicker.

00:56.60
Chibbs
I imagine that's the embarrassing part. Running in one of those bubbles. Imagine how hot it would be.

01:03.92
gav
oh i feel like you could that this is like a imagine booking an uber and some kind just rolls up in a giant like hamster ball you'd be like oh fuck not again

01:04.22
Bevo
It would be hot.

01:05.28
Mad Dog
I'll be. andon

01:12.17
Bevo
Bubble. Hop in!

01:17.66
Chibbs
One star.

01:19.58
Bevo
but Bubble was not clean.

01:24.19
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:25.24
Chibbs
Bubble hot.

01:26.05
Mad Dog
You mind if I sit up front, but.

01:29.50
Chibbs
ah

01:30.90
gav
Where do you sit when you get into an Uber? do you go for the backseat or the front like a psychopath?

01:35.33
Mad Dog
Nah, go front. Go front.

01:37.41
Bevo
I've only been in one ever.

01:37.46
gav
You go front?

01:38.47
Mad Dog
Assert dominance.

01:38.87
Bevo
And I sat in the back.

01:39.77
Mad Dog
that

01:40.70
gav
Yeah. It depends how many beers I've had.

01:41.45
Mad Dog
a Assert dominance. Get in front.

01:43.58
Chibbs
and me be

01:43.83
Mad Dog
a

01:44.30
Bevo
you have an iPhone charger in here, mate?

01:45.02
gav
If I've had like...

01:46.68
Bevo
Nah, it's a bubble.

01:48.06
gav
ah

01:48.41
Chibbs
yeah

01:50.24
Bevo
I love that.

01:50.23
gav
If I've had four beers or less, I'm in the backseat. If I've had five is the magical tipping point, straight in the front seat.

01:56.41
Chibbs
Get in the front.

01:56.46
gav
How's your shift, mate? What are you knocking off? first First words out of my mouth.

02:00.89
Bevo
shot through

02:00.90
Mad Dog
Yeah. You been busy, mate?

02:01.98
Chibbs
I don't talk to them.

02:03.52
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:03.67
gav
Busy, mate? Busy one, mate?

02:04.98
Bevo
i love that

02:04.83
gav
Had had any had any fucking drunk cunts in your front seat? Oh, you have? Just one? just just

02:09.64
Chibbs
ah i never talk to them.

02:12.12
Mad Dog
Yeah, straight on the phone.

02:12.06
gav
i always... um

02:12.77
Chibbs
I'll sit in the front seat. I'll sit in the front seat in silence.

02:18.03
gav
That's dominance. That truly is dominance. I usually wait.

02:21.16
Mad Dog
That's dominance.

02:21.46
gav
Either I get into an Uber and I bitch about taxis or I get into a taxi and bitch about Ubers. That's all I do.

02:28.26
Chibbs
You're always people pleaser.

02:28.59
Mad Dog
Nice.

02:30.20
gav
Yeah.

02:30.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:30.60
gav
Yeah. And they, they, they lap it up to every, without fail, the Uber drivers are like, yeah, fucking taxis had the market for so long and they fucking deserve getting run down.

02:33.71
Chibbs
I bet. I bet.

02:38.64
gav
Then I get into a taxi. I'm like, how about those fucking Uber cunts? They're like, Oh, don't get me started on those fucking Uber cunts. And then we do it the whole way back in my place. It's fucking sick.

02:47.95
Bevo
Great. He's playing the game.

02:50.78
Chibbs
Great.

02:51.06
Bevo
like

02:51.54
Chibbs
Great.

02:54.30
Bevo
What are we doing, Chibs? What are we doing?

02:55.77
Chibbs
This song was released in the year 2000. It became a massive hit for one Craig David from his album Born.

03:01.72
Bevo
Sorry, who whomst

03:02.78
gav
Craig, sorry, who?

03:04.64
Chibbs
Craig David.

03:06.39
gav
Yeah.

03:08.43
Mad Dog
Craig David.

03:09.43
Chibbs
On the album Born To Do It, Craig David is best known for his perfectly manicured facial hair, and we are discussing his hit song, Walking Away.

04:00.70
Chibbs
Now, before we get any further, make sure you are following us on Instagram, TikTok, MySpace, threads.

04:07.81
Bevo
MySpace.

04:07.67
gav
YouTube.

04:08.42
Chibbs
It's all 1001 songs that make you want to die.

04:11.74
Bevo
Angel fire.

04:12.09
Chibbs
You can also subscribe to our YouTube channel and get all the clips and shorts and full videos and all that stuff.

04:17.44
gav
Also, write into lockbag8777 and we'll send you some Betamax tapes of all these episodes.

04:21.12
Bevo
Gross nest.

04:24.61
gav
You just fucking...

04:25.40
Bevo
ah Do you send in?

04:25.69
Chibbs
Well, the most important thing to do is jump in our YouTube channel and watch our new game show that comes out every single Friday, Tower of Music, video only.

04:27.06
Bevo
Yep.

04:33.40
gav
Tower of music, baby.

04:35.21
Chibbs
That's the only place you're going find it. You'll find it on TikTok.

04:36.66
gav
I didn't know that. Is that only on YouTube and TikTok?

04:38.84
Chibbs
You'll find it on TikTok as well and and Instagram and stuff.

04:39.02
gav
Dope.

04:41.64
Chibbs
But YouTube is the ah the place place to find that every Friday.

04:43.94
Bevo
to where it's at.

04:44.95
gav
Yeah, that's with it that that's where the cool kids watch it.

04:47.08
Mad Dog
Okay. Mm-hmm.

04:47.42
gav
And by cool kids, I mean and definitely the very sad 40-year-olds.

04:50.94
Chibbs
And while we're at that, you can get our free weekly show on Patreon. 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die on Patreon. 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Live, where we talk about songs we like.

05:04.94
Chibbs
I think we have over 80 episodes of that so far. You can go back and listen to them all for free.

05:08.86
Bevo
go with some new music.

05:10.63
gav
I feel like those episodes are actually, like, hearing what we think about songs that we're forced to talk about is one way to figure out how dire our music tastes are. But if you really want to plumb the depths of how how shocking my music tastes are, you've got you gotta to you gotta to listen to 1001 songs to make you want to live.

05:26.90
Bevo
It's one of those things like anytime I hear someone go, the Beatles suck, I go, you should be legally required to say three bands that you like if you have that opinion so that we can.

05:35.66
Mad Dog
Yeah,

05:35.54
gav
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that's, I feel like that's what we're doing.

05:38.38
Bevo
Yeah.

05:39.06
gav
We're putting our money where our mouth is. I'm like, I'm like, Logan, Jake Paul, ah this this fucking sucks.

05:40.89
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:44.54
gav
This is the worst fucking thing I've ever heard. I do like this though. And then it's like, you can kind of gauge where I'm at.

05:48.57
Bevo
And then you can decide, yeah.

05:48.95
Chibbs
Well, it's like we a place we we used to work, a guy used to come in who had said he hates reggae.

05:58.47
Bevo
Mm-hmm.

05:58.55
Chibbs
like And I'm like, i I've never heard anyone that hates the entire genre of reggae.

05:59.00
Mad Dog
Okay.

05:59.42
gav
Yeah.

06:03.59
Chibbs
Like the happiest music on earth, you mean?

06:03.42
gav
of reggae. It's a very unhateable genre. Such an unhateable genre.

06:06.71
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. I just don't think you can hate it. I mean, like, it's not for me, but you can't be like, oh, fuck, this makes me so mad.

06:10.67
gav
We used to charge him an extra 20% just, just, just for being a cunt.

06:14.44
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:16.08
gav
Did I ever tell you that when, um, I was, ah, what year was I can't even remember.

06:17.43
Mad Dog
Thank you.

06:17.43
Chibbs
yeah

06:21.24
gav
Probably like 2015. I was, um, I was traveling, um, and you know tropical island spec. And every single bar we went to was playing, um,

06:33.08
gav
whatever Adele album had recently been released, but it was just Adele vocals over the top of really like slow island reggae.

06:40.70
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, I've heard these.

06:40.97
Bevo
Sick. Sick.

06:41.73
Mad Dog
ah

06:42.30
Bevo
a job there

06:42.30
Chibbs
I've heard all that.

06:42.26
gav
It was so fucking good.

06:43.30
Chibbs
I've heard all these.

06:44.55
gav
I was just like, it was like so I said, bye to the rain.

06:50.33
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

06:50.68
gav
It was so fucking sick.

06:52.31
Chibbs
um I've made AI.

06:52.50
Bevo
sick

06:53.20
gav
Yeah.

06:53.95
Chibbs
I was mucking like was showing the kids Suno and stuff the other day, and we did a...

06:59.06
gav
Yeah.

07:01.02
Chibbs
We got like a 1970s era Bob Marley, like sound system-esque version of Man I Need, um which was and which was so good.

07:07.77
gav
Yeah.

07:10.42
Bevo
Oh, cool.

07:10.44
gav
Oh, that's dope.

07:10.90
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

07:11.68
gav
That's dope.

07:12.22
Bevo
Nice.

07:14.07
Chibbs
And I'm like, AI's coming for us all.

07:13.91
gav
a fucking bet it was.

07:14.70
Bevo
Yeah.

07:16.71
Chibbs
This is amazing.

07:16.66
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

07:18.19
Chibbs
This is amazing.

07:19.16
Bevo
Revolution.

07:20.82
Chibbs
I was like, well, just learn this as a cover.

07:21.10
Bevo
Let's circle back.

07:22.30
Chibbs
Learn this as a cover for something else. But...

07:24.02
gav
yeah

07:24.39
Bevo
Yeah, there's the trick. Let's circle back to Craig David, who was born to do it.

07:26.17
Chibbs
ah

07:28.95
Chibbs
He was born to do it. And, you know, someone was born to...

07:39.16
Chibbs
Okay. Someone was born to fight Craig David.

07:41.72
Bevo
I want to do him in.

07:41.73
Mad Dog
It's got to be Bevo.

07:41.92
Chibbs
Someone was born to go back to the year 2000 and fight Craig David. Should I spin the wheel?

07:46.06
Bevo
It feels like it's my turn. Yeah, it feels like it's my turn.

07:47.28
gav
Spin the fucking wheel, man.

07:48.70
Chibbs
Spin it.

07:49.35
Mad Dog
It's got to be Bevo.

07:49.28
gav
I reckon it's Bevo.

07:49.70
Chibbs
It is spinning.

07:50.15
gav
reckon I hope it's not me, to be honest.

07:51.29
Chibbs
It is spinning. It's Bevo. Bevo's fucking fighting Craig David.

07:53.08
gav
Yes!

07:53.66
Bevo
Yeah.

07:53.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

07:54.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:54.60
gav
Yes!

07:56.34
Bevo
Well, I'm at an advantage because...

07:56.68
Chibbs
Spinning the fight wheel.

07:56.70
gav
Oh, fuck.

07:58.42
Chibbs
dot dot dot dot Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. Bevo is stepping into the ring with Craig David.

08:02.68
gav
I love how frequently the fight will get it right.

08:03.38
Bevo
I'm at an advantage because he's walking away, so he's not confrontational.

08:07.12
Mad Dog
I want to hear the stats though.

08:07.26
gav
Okay.

08:07.51
Chibbs
Yeah, he doesn't want to fight, Bevo.

08:07.49
gav
Okay.

08:09.11
Chibbs
He doesn't want to fight, yeah.

08:10.88
Mad Dog
I want to hear the stats. What have we got? Reach.

08:14.55
gav
Can I just say, though, he's only walking away if he considers you the trouble in his life.

08:15.00
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, let's go. here Yeah, yeah.

08:18.46
Bevo
Trouble in his, well, you know, I could be, I could be his worst nightmare.

08:19.61
gav
Yeah.

08:20.43
Chibbs
That's true. Ooh, Bevo. Craig David, stick six foot one.

08:25.48
Bevo
Yeah.

08:25.94
Mad Dog
Okay.

08:25.78
gav
Oh, six one.

08:26.01
Chibbs
Six foot one, lean, surprisingly fit, um elite cardio.

08:27.57
Mad Dog
All right.

08:28.52
Bevo
Not six foot.

08:31.19
Mad Dog
and Okay.

08:31.28
gav
What do you surprisingly?

08:31.65
Bevo
Surprisingly elite cardio.

08:33.05
gav
He looks fit as fuck.

08:33.62
Chibbs
he looks a little bit haggard these days, but, you know, ah it's 2000 now.

08:36.30
Mad Dog
Did you say elite Cardium?

08:36.75
gav
We're not talking these days. We're talking 2000 Craig Davids.

08:38.86
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. ah i'll I'll update that. In the year 2000, let's see. um

08:47.37
Bevo
Really?

08:47.71
Mad Dog
He was 19 years old in the year 2000.

08:48.50
Chibbs
let's Yeah.

08:50.39
Mad Dog
Which is prime.

08:51.32
Chibbs
Okay, here we go.

08:51.38
Bevo
really

08:52.01
Mad Dog
that's which is prime

08:52.28
Chibbs
what's that's

08:52.41
Bevo
i

08:53.91
Chibbs
What's that circuit? 2019 years old. um He was off the garage fresh off the garage scene explosion. Skinny as a rake, apparently.

09:03.48
gav
Yeah, yeah, no, truly, yeah.

09:05.27
Chibbs
allum But cardio is unbelievable from non-stop club performances and dancing. um actual punching power probably capped at aggressive shove outside Ministry of Sound it says a and the signature is the re-rewind ducks a punch points at the crowd then somehow makes the whole fight feel like a Friday night on MTV hits okay

09:22.52
Mad Dog
Uh...

09:33.57
Bevo
All

09:34.97
gav
Oh, wow.

09:36.60
Bevo
right. All right.

09:37.53
Chibbs
okay there we go

09:37.39
gav
That's a good one. That's a good special skill.

09:38.89
Bevo
Well, I'll come back. I'll circle back here. I'll circle back to this.

09:41.14
gav
All right.

09:41.40
Chibbs
All right, okay. All right, right. Chorus. I like this. Craig David is not fucking around.

09:46.74
Bevo
Don't bore us.

09:46.56
gav
It's in there.

09:47.10
Chibbs
Chorus.

09:47.06
gav
It's in there.

09:48.09
Chibbs
Let's go.

09:48.86
gav
Love to see it.

09:50.65
Chibbs
Chorus. I'm walking away from the troubles in my life. I'm walking away. oh to find a better day. I'm walking away.

10:01.14
Chibbs
I'm walking away from the troubles in my life.

10:02.90
Bevo
and

10:04.50
Chibbs
I'm walking away. oh to find a better day. I'm walking away.

10:13.26
Mad Dog
It's just a funny concept.

10:14.87
Bevo
What troubles?

10:15.89
Chibbs
He's faking his own death. He's moving the broom.

10:18.55
Bevo
I just like any, it could be anything.

10:19.20
Mad Dog
ah

10:20.94
Bevo
It's like, uh, Craig, Craig, the dog's just done a shit on the floor and just turns around and walks out the door.

10:26.10
Chibbs
this just You just hear the front door shut.

10:26.66
Mad Dog
It's like, fuck this shit, I'm out.

10:26.79
gav
up to?

10:28.05
Bevo
dr Hey, come back.

10:29.77
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:29.94
Chibbs
Craig's gone.

10:31.83
gav
I have a lot respect for this tactic, though.

10:32.08
Bevo
Greg.

10:33.81
gav
I mean, yeah at some point, um sticking around to deal with your problems is

10:38.11
Chibbs
There is respect on the tactic, for sure. Yeah.

10:40.72
gav
it's just it's just a pain in the fucking ass. Just walk away. How many people would be alive today if they'd just walked away? You know? Fuck.

10:47.22
Chibbs
Jazz said the exact same thing the other day when I said we're doing walking away. She's like, what an what an amazing like lesson to teach people. It's just like troubles, things are hard.

10:55.80
Bevo
it

10:56.28
Mad Dog
It's just, yeah.

10:58.46
Chibbs
if you know yeah There's always the option just to get up and leave.

10:59.31
Bevo
Walk away.

11:00.40
gav
Oh.

11:00.74
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:02.04
gav
Did I ever tell you...

11:02.62
Mad Dog
Never face your problems.

11:02.87
Bevo
A mate of mine.

11:04.17
Mad Dog
Always run from them.

11:05.88
Chibbs
Always run from them.

11:06.23
gav
yeah Our friend Kane of 1920 fame, his brother was a teacher at my ah high school. and I remember when he came, they did like ah ah a teacher profile in the in the yearbook for like each new teacher.

11:14.23
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

11:18.59
gav
they're all like they were all like, what's an inspiring, what's a quote that you, you know, to inspire the youth kind of thing. And all the teachers that when you had put in these, like, you know, fucking stand on the shoulder, whatever the fuck.

11:28.62
gav
And his was, if something is too hard, give up. And I was just like...

11:32.89
Bevo
but

11:33.75
Mad Dog
ah Craig.

11:35.16
gav
And I was like, this guy fucking gets it. And we became fast friends.

11:37.85
Chibbs
Craig David.

11:37.98
Bevo
Hey, I love it.

11:38.37
Chibbs
This guy's been listening.

11:38.78
Bevo
a is the best man.

11:39.13
gav
We became fast friends.

11:39.59
Chibbs
It's Craig David fan.

11:41.45
Bevo
I love him.

11:41.24
gav
Yeah. and And I've always just, that really stuck with me.

11:42.01
Bevo
Um, i have a I have a mate and he gave me the, some wisdom once and I've never forgot.

11:42.88
Mad Dog
cra

11:44.08
gav
And it truly does inspire me to this day. So I think he was half taking the piss, but at the same time, like, motherfucker was on the nose with that.

11:50.58
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

11:50.52
gav
That is perfect.

11:52.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:55.67
Bevo
I want to get it like fucking on a banner in my house.

11:58.98
gav
Tattooed on your scrotum.

11:59.22
Bevo
It's a, you can't, you can't run away from your problems when your problems is yourself.

12:05.37
Chibbs
yeah yeah yeah do you think craig's david there's problems for himself like he's just racked up great gambling debts and he's

12:05.50
gav
yeah yeah

12:07.33
Mad Dog
Is...

12:07.40
Bevo
that's That's what this is about.

12:13.50
gav
Yeah, everywhere he stops walking away, every time he stops walking, he looks around and his problems are still there and he's like, fuck, what's the common denominator?

12:14.67
Mad Dog
Like Bruno Mars.

12:20.70
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

12:21.41
Chibbs
still here maybe if i just walk for another 24 hours it'll be a better day

12:21.88
gav
know

12:25.53
gav
ah cetera Maybe I don't have these problems in Vegas.

12:28.91
Mad Dog
Is it...

12:28.94
Chibbs
He goes, full Forrest Gump. This guy's fucking, this guy's walking through the desert.

12:30.74
Bevo
Yeah. Forrest Gump. I've been thinking about Forrest Gump this night.

12:33.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:35.50
Mad Dog
Is it wrong that I'm picturing a a string of knocked up chicks?

12:35.93
Bevo
I felt that running.

12:41.38
Mad Dog
Like, that he's just like, I'm fucking out of here.

12:41.37
Chibbs
It's

12:41.96
Bevo
Yeah. For sure. Yeah.

12:44.77
Chibbs
like, Craig, I'm pregnant.

12:44.73
gav
So i think this song was a

12:46.11
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:46.20
Bevo
Yeah.

12:48.27
Chibbs
And he's just like, oh, that's okay.

12:48.75
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:48.88
Bevo
Yeah.

12:50.02
Chibbs
That's okay, baby. ah ah well I'll be back. Yeah.

12:55.09
Bevo
Craig David's definitely the name of a guy who's run out of pseudonyms.

12:55.11
Mad Dog
tight Tying up his hobo sack on the stick.

12:58.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:59.23
Bevo
He's run out of fake names to use. So he's gone for the two, two first names.

13:00.88
Chibbs
Yeah,

13:03.81
Bevo
Yeah.

13:04.98
Chibbs
yeah.

13:05.21
Mad Dog
Craig David.

13:05.58
Chibbs
yeah

13:06.65
gav
um Sorry, while we're talking about names...

13:07.41
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:07.54
Chibbs
Craig David. John Bradley.

13:08.45
gav
it It just jogged my my memory. have have we We should do a David song, the the guy with the four for an A that's on trial for that fucking super grim murder.

13:19.89
gav
Are we here across that? Sorry, this is like sidebar to the pod.

13:22.42
Bevo
Next

13:23.67
gav
We should do a David track. Sorry, carry on. Just jazz, jazz, can you jazz, can you text Chibs?

13:26.39
Chibbs
we'll do that.

13:28.92
Bevo
to the hotline.

13:30.25
gav
Just do David song.

13:30.74
Chibbs
in a bug

13:31.99
Bevo
but

13:34.81
gav
Thanks, jazz.

13:35.13
Chibbs
Verse one. Verse one. Sometimes some people get me wrong when it's something I've said or done. Sometimes you feel there is no fun.

13:47.68
Chibbs
That's why you turn and run.

13:50.24
Mad Dog
ha

13:51.06
Bevo
that That reminds me of like, you know, that those movies like Meet the Fockers where if he just sat him down and said, this looks fucked, but if I just need to explain what happened.

14:03.48
Chibbs
oh It's just a series of unfortunate events that happened.

14:03.51
gav
Oh my God.

14:06.36
Bevo
Yeah, that probably could be explained if you just didn't try and get yourself deeper into the shit.

14:12.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:12.25
Bevo
I can't stand those movies.

14:12.27
Mad Dog
Just hear me out of you.

14:12.44
Chibbs
Dig up, stupid.

14:12.47
gav
yeah

14:14.04
Bevo
Yeah.

14:14.47
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:14.62
gav
ah oh my god

14:15.99
Chibbs
I like that by the end of this, he's no longer walking.

14:16.26
Bevo
That's what's happening here.

14:18.22
Chibbs
he is fucking running.

14:21.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:21.06
Bevo
Running.

14:20.86
gav
Yeah, yeah.

14:22.39
Chibbs
yeah

14:22.18
gav
he's up the He's up the ante already. I like, you know, sometimes...

14:24.70
Chibbs
But now it's not for anything other than it's not it's just not fun anymore.

14:25.09
Mad Dog
Sometimes you feel... it's

14:29.30
gav
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

14:29.66
Chibbs
So I'm out of here.

14:29.79
Mad Dog
yeah...

14:30.73
gav
I'm picturing him like walking into like a, ah you know, a birthday party with a six pack and a fat spliff and he looks around, it's like an eight-year-old's birthday party. They're just playing tag in the backyard. and He's just like, well, fuck this.

14:42.52
Bevo
it around.

14:43.86
gav
Turns legs it.

14:44.54
Chibbs
You've got me wrong.

14:44.58
Mad Dog
or so yeah

14:45.78
gav
Oh, Uncle Craig's here, everybody. And Uncle Craig looks right he's like, nah, fuck this party. This party looks shit.

14:51.20
Mad Dog
And just throws the gift at his nephew and just fucking legs, just hops the fence and fucking legs it.

14:53.17
Chibbs
Leg in it.

14:59.11
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:59.77
Chibbs
I love like a one hand hop of the fence. Just like you've got so much fucking momentum.

15:02.76
Bevo
Thank

15:05.35
Chibbs
It's just like one hand on the fucking top of the fence and your whole body can go over.

15:07.75
Mad Dog
Yeah. yeah it's the

15:10.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:10.49
Mad Dog
It's not even supporting weight.

15:10.26
gav
Six pack in the other hand.

15:12.25
Mad Dog
It's just kind of just,

15:12.95
Chibbs
Nah. Nah.

15:13.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:13.82
gav
transient yeah

15:15.67
Chibbs
guiding you over

15:16.17
gav
transsient

15:17.13
Mad Dog
guiding you over.

15:18.85
Bevo
you.

15:19.77
Mad Dog
He's like, I'm fucking, yeah, this is lame as fuck.

15:22.74
Chibbs
what's wild is he's covered he's covered everything as well with like you know some some people get me wrong with things i've said and done it's like my words and actions are often misconstrued but what ah what are you doing craig

15:23.13
Mad Dog
I'm gone.

15:34.77
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:38.10
Mad Dog
Sometimes.

15:38.81
Bevo
and yeah i owe you I owe you no explanation. Yeah.

15:42.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:45.26
gav
I'm going to tell you that you've got me wrong and then I'm going to walk away.

15:45.62
Mad Dog
Yeah. It's never me. It's you. Yeah.

15:49.98
Chibbs
That's why you turn and run.

15:50.16
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:52.91
gav
God.

15:53.34
Bevo
it

15:54.60
Mad Dog
When it's something I've said done. Oh,

15:57.59
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah Fucking hell.

16:00.86
Mad Dog
God.

16:00.94
Chibbs
The pre-chorus goes, but now I truly realize some people don't want to compromise. Well, I saw them with my own eyes spreading those lies.

16:12.78
Chibbs
And, well, I don't want to live a lie. Too many sleepless nights, not mentioning the fights. I'm sorry to say, lady.

16:24.15
gav
oh

16:24.54
Bevo
You know what what's happened here, which we haven't had in a long time. i'm talking years. He's rhymed lies with Well,

16:33.37
Chibbs
Spreading those lies and well, I don't live a lie. Yeah, we've got to come up with a better rhyme.

16:37.04
Mad Dog
Or is it eyes and lies?

16:38.97
gav
oh shit yeah no spreading those

16:39.54
Bevo
it's eyes and lies and lie.

16:40.40
Mad Dog
No, compromise and lies.

16:43.54
Chibbs
Eyes, lies, lie.

16:44.09
Mad Dog
Realize, compromise, eyes, lies, lie, nights, fights.

16:48.81
Bevo
It's pretty...

16:48.81
Chibbs
Waby.

16:48.76
gav
So spreading those lies and well, I'm going to lick your eyes.

16:51.00
Mad Dog
Lady.

16:54.35
gav
That's where I was going with it.

16:55.43
Bevo
No, well, he's he's already done eyes.

16:56.15
Chibbs
No, but I said eyes before.

16:58.23
gav
Oh shit.

16:58.89
Chibbs
It's going to have be, it's have to be pie related.

16:58.79
gav
Has he done?

17:02.69
Bevo
How about, well, I saw them with my own eyes.

17:02.94
gav
well

17:05.72
Bevo
Fuck you, genius. Change in tact in the middle of a thing.

17:10.50
gav
Oh, missed eyes because it dropped down little row. Fuck, I can't use eyes. That's annoying. Eyes. Spread those lies. oh i don't want to bake those.

17:18.18
Bevo
Oh, yeah. So...

17:18.41
Chibbs
I've eaten too many pies.

17:18.61
Mad Dog
Pies.

17:18.74
Bevo
spread

17:18.69
gav
Yeah.

17:19.70
Bevo
Saw them with my own eyes spreading those lies and I prepared a big surprise. There's this one for you.

17:28.06
Mad Dog
Yep.

17:28.09
Chibbs
It doesn't seem like a thing Craig does. I don't think he prepares surprises for anyone.

17:30.25
gav
I'll take what I reckon's happened here.

17:30.90
Bevo
No, well, the surprise is him just leaving its unexpectedly.

17:34.17
Chibbs
He was here and now he's not. That's surprising.

17:35.93
Bevo
good

17:36.09
Mad Dog
yeah

17:36.89
Bevo
Surprise!

17:38.06
Mad Dog
It's surprising that he's still here.

17:37.94
gav
Well, I saw them... Well, I saw them with my own eyes spreading those lies about me sleeping with guys.

17:40.41
Mad Dog
Yeah, sorry.

17:46.42
gav
too many sleepless nights. Yeah. ah reckon

17:51.45
Chibbs
What lies?

17:51.80
gav
the light yeah he's like I reckon he's had a bunch of fellas around.

17:52.31
Chibbs
are the lies?

17:55.80
gav
They've had a night of frivolity and fun.

17:56.63
Chibbs
Yeah. p Yeah, yeah, yeah.

17:57.88
gav
And then the neighbors the neighbors knocked on his door when he was out of the house and been like, your your your boyfriend had a bunch of dudes over there and there was some sounds coming out of that house.

18:07.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:07.74
gav
And he's like, lies in here say, I'm walking away.

18:10.23
Bevo
good

18:11.00
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:13.05
Mad Dog
I'm walking away.

18:14.76
Chibbs
Spreading those lies. But then he says, don't want to live a lie either.

18:17.27
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:19.29
gav
o Yeah, well, maybe...

18:20.57
Chibbs
it is funny to and It is funny to call his girlfriend, or I assume it's a girlfriend, lady. Come on, lady!

18:28.31
gav
Lady.

18:29.64
Bevo
Lady. Yeah.

18:30.71
Mad Dog
Lady?

18:32.28
gav
Yeah, it's basic I feel like that's quite cutting, actually, because that's like that's what you'd say to a stranger.

18:33.63
Mad Dog
Craig.

18:37.59
gav
Like, if you...

18:38.33
Chibbs
Yeah, lady.

18:38.35
gav
you know Exactly.

18:38.81
Bevo
Yeah, like, hey, lady.

18:38.93
Chibbs
I don't know you.

18:39.63
gav
You accidentally bump into a lady. Sorry, lady. It's like, yeah, you're calling your girlfriend lady.

18:44.25
Chibbs
Sorry, lady.

18:45.87
gav
Calling your girlfriend lady is just like the...

18:46.90
Bevo
Listen here, lady.

18:48.38
gav
li here I don't know. that's thats That's pretty cutting. That's pretty cutting.

18:51.42
Bevo
Yeah, he's not committing to anything, is he?

18:51.86
Chibbs
It is a bit gaslighting to be like, well, some people don't want to compromise. And you're like, Craig, have $55,000 in debt. Like, what compromise do you want to come to here?

19:01.02
gav
yeah

19:03.90
Chibbs
Do you get the money or you don't have the money? Like, I don't know where you want the compromise to be.

19:07.99
Bevo
The only compromise is really you walking 50 paces that way and me walking 50 paces this way and then then we're compromising.

19:08.62
Chibbs
It's like, well, some people just don't want to compromise.

19:12.98
gav
yeah

19:13.41
Chibbs
Yeah. It's a compromise. I'm going to run. you walk. Yeah.

19:19.03
gav
yeah

19:19.86
Bevo
you

19:20.63
Chibbs
He hits another chorus, ah yet again, constantly walking away from the troubles in his life. He gets to verse 2, it says, Well, I'm so tired, baby.

19:32.95
Chibbs
Things you say, you're driving me away. Whispers in the powder room, baby. Don't listen to the games they play. Stealing with a baby now.

19:44.28
Bevo
Whispers in the powder room. Oh, yeah, great. David's got some really nice Nikes that he uses for walking.

19:50.36
Chibbs
okay

19:50.30
gav
a i like that he spent all this time walking and running and then he's complaining about being tired it's like yeah well fucking obviously

19:52.53
Chibbs
Arch support.

19:58.26
Chibbs
so You're constantly on the move.

19:58.58
Bevo
Take it. You're on the shoelace express.

20:00.54
gav
there was no nap in that pre-chorus didn't didn't didn't stretch his calves out before this shit he's just fucking the lactic acid buildup is killing craig

20:01.82
Chibbs
Sit down.

20:10.94
Chibbs
It's the fact that he is constantly just trying to, like, shirk all responsibility anything, but then be like, I'm just so tired.

20:16.73
Bevo
Yeah, yeah,

20:20.89
Chibbs
And you're like, you don't do anything. Like, anything you have to do, you can fucking leave. Like, what do you mean you're tired? You're tired because you fucking walked around the city, cleaned the room, got the kids to bed, fucking whatever.

20:34.39
Mad Dog
yeah You're not engaging in anything. you you You're just walking away from anything stressful.

20:38.58
Chibbs
no

20:42.36
Chibbs
Yeah, don't complain about being tired after that.

20:43.15
Bevo
yeah.

20:43.77
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:44.92
Bevo
the smoke bomb method.

20:44.98
Chibbs
Yeah, and then whispering whispering in the powder room.

20:46.42
Bevo
Yeah.

20:47.84
Chibbs
don't even know what a powder of room is.

20:48.98
gav
yeah it's the parent I was just about to say, what the fuck is a powder room?

20:52.31
Chibbs
Is it the shitter?

20:53.33
gav
right I think it's a toilet.

20:55.29
Bevo
It's like, know, it's like, I think it's like the, the mirror part of the toilet where you sort of do that's your makeup.

20:55.93
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's a shitter, basically.

20:59.48
Chibbs
Not where you shit.

21:01.32
Bevo
Nah. Well, sometimes depends what kind of toilet you got.

21:05.37
gav
Yeah.

21:06.42
Chibbs
What toilet you got?

21:06.61
Bevo
The mirror part of the, the mirror part of the bathroom.

21:10.78
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. That's the... but it's Well, it's the same room.

21:13.05
Mad Dog
That's the powder room? Yeah, okay.

21:15.02
Bevo
that's what I'm saying. some so I'm sure some houses have a separate part and some don't.

21:19.67
Mad Dog
We do.

21:19.86
Chibbs
Do you shit in a separate room and then walk to another room to use powder?

21:24.73
Bevo
Powder your nose, yeah. I'm thinking like, a you know, you got a restaurant.

21:26.81
Mad Dog
what

21:27.67
Chibbs
the hit Like the electricity monster powder.

21:33.59
gav
and

21:34.65
Mad Dog
The electricity monster?

21:34.68
Chibbs
sir

21:34.61
gav
fuck

21:35.54
Chibbs
benefit Yeah. yeah

21:38.58
Bevo
Somehow I fell into the role of the authority on powder rooms in this situation.

21:39.19
Chibbs
Powder. Powder.

21:42.33
gav
Yeah, Bevo, can you just send us some architectural drawings?

21:43.67
Bevo
I don't know.

21:44.41
Chibbs
I saw i saw a meme the other day about Powder. Does everyone know what I'm talking about? Powder. The fucking shit just shit movie of an albino called Powder and he was fucking could control electricity.

21:48.70
gav
I have no idea what the fuck the other...

21:49.74
Mad Dog
I have no idea what you're talking to about.

21:50.25
Bevo
cocaine ah okay right yeah right

21:53.24
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah, Powder the Movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

21:58.87
Chibbs
I saw a meme that hard time used.

21:59.23
Mad Dog
Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm with you.

22:01.07
Chibbs
It's like we interviewed Powder because we thought it was Billy Cork and so

22:06.51
Bevo
yeah right yeah yeah yeah

22:09.09
gav
Oh, that's actually funny. Oh, fuck.

22:12.79
Chibbs
Yeah, the electricity monster. Yeah. Yeah.

22:16.70
Mad Dog
Yeah, very good. um

22:18.10
gav
Love it.

22:18.69
Bevo
craig

22:18.71
Chibbs
ah He hits another pre-chorus. Is it the same? It's the same. Yeah, it's same.

22:23.26
gav
I think that's, yeah, I think that's it.

22:23.54
Mad Dog
That's it. Yeah, it's that's it.

22:24.22
Bevo
Oh, that's it.

22:24.98
gav
It's just a really fucking long chorus.

22:26.01
Chibbs
Oh, that's it! Wow!

22:27.18
gav
The one, that last chorus is a triple.

22:27.57
Mad Dog
That's it.

22:27.62
Bevo
That's it. Yeah.

22:28.79
Chibbs
Man, he he is walking quite a lot in that last chorus, is he not?

22:32.86
gav
Yeah.

22:34.22
Bevo
Are you guys imagining the Forrest Gump like in the fucking Rockies or whatever, you know, like Arizona?

22:37.92
Chibbs
Yeah. The scenes change. He hits the ocean. He turns around. He goes back.

22:41.02
Bevo
Running on empty.

22:41.72
Chibbs
He's in the desert. yeah

22:43.58
Bevo
Running on.

22:45.34
Chibbs
see yeah

22:46.94
gav
Oh, I said that was a triple...

22:47.42
Chibbs
You just stepped in shit.

22:47.63
Bevo
I think I'm going to stop running.

22:49.10
Chibbs
It happens. What? Shit? but

22:52.44
gav
Sometimes. ah

22:54.33
Chibbs
yeah

22:55.50
gav
Fuck that.

22:55.95
Chibbs
Classic.

22:55.98
gav
I've got to watch that fucking movie again, man.

22:57.30
Chibbs
Fucking classic.

22:57.81
Bevo
It's so good, man.

22:58.49
Chibbs
Classic.

22:59.16
gav
um Sorry, I said that was a triple.

22:59.40
Chibbs
Classic.

22:59.86
Bevo
ah i did

23:00.80
gav
I think that's a pentuple chorus at the end.

23:03.13
Chibbs
My God, yeah, he really goes for it.

23:03.71
Bevo
Pentuple. Wow.

23:04.43
gav
It's a... one It keeps fucking...

23:05.21
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:05.65
Bevo
Quintuple, I think, is the word you're looking for.

23:05.91
Mad Dog
Oh, Pentuple.

23:07.93
Bevo
Quintuple.

23:08.25
Chibbs
He's going. All right.

23:10.00
Mad Dog
Oh, Quintuple, yeah.

23:12.29
gav
Pentuple.

23:13.49
Chibbs
What's the worst lyric from Walking Away by Craig David?

23:13.86
Mad Dog
Okay.

23:15.70
gav
Ah... We haven't had a double off. the The lies and the lie is... That's got to be up there. Doubling up on the... sort of the my own eyes Spreading those lies.

23:23.74
Chibbs
Double it up on the rhyme.

23:25.20
gav
i don't want to live a lie. m

23:28.22
Chibbs
I think mentioning the powder room in the song, because like that's just where you shit. like Talking about shitting as part of your song.

23:32.98
gav
Yeah.

23:35.69
gav
I wish he'd said Dunny.

23:37.91
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah just yeah.

23:37.94
gav
Powder room.

23:40.07
Chibbs
It's like, you know, whispers in the toilet.

23:40.82
gav
Dunny. Whispers in the shitter.

23:43.35
Bevo
something we didn't talk about Something we didn't talk about is you should have been more wise, but you're going to impart some wisdom on him.

23:44.79
gav
Yeah.

23:45.21
Chibbs
you

23:51.24
gav
Where's that?

23:52.38
Chibbs
Really just blame.

23:52.40
Bevo
like

23:53.54
Chibbs
It's a blame game for old Craig David, isn't it? I'm leaving.

23:56.02
gav
like switch

23:57.14
Chibbs
It's because you're dumb.

23:57.21
gav
Which part's that in Bedline?

23:58.90
Mad Dog
it's It's all because of you.

23:59.96
Bevo
It's at the pre-chorus. Girl, I thought you'd realize I'm not like them other guys because I saw them with my own eyes.

24:01.02
Mad Dog
i'm gone.

24:04.85
Bevo
You should have been more wise. Oh, that's okay.

24:07.33
gav
He's different.

24:07.71
Bevo
So the second pre-chorus is different because he, yeah, we we missed it.

24:08.92
Chibbs
That was a little bit different. Yeah, so there go.

24:10.44
gav
Oh, shit.

24:12.06
Chibbs
You should have been more wise.

24:13.02
gav
ah Okay, hang on.

24:14.26
Chibbs
This is your fault.

24:14.87
Bevo
What, is she fucking

24:15.05
gav
No, no, no.

24:15.74
Chibbs
This is your fault you're pregnant and in debt from Craig David.

24:16.20
gav
Let's hit us with it.

24:19.74
Chibbs
I'm out.

24:23.49
Bevo
Should be more money-wise frugal.

24:27.64
Mad Dog
Not Mitch.

24:27.96
gav
So we missed that. Girl, I thought you'd realize I'm not like them other guys because I saw them with my own eyes.

24:33.21
Bevo
classic.

24:34.36
gav
you should have been more wise, babe. Fucking hell.

24:38.86
Bevo
It's worse than the eyes.

24:39.47
Chibbs
It's your fault.

24:39.45
gav
That's a it's a doozy, man. We fucking missed that.

24:41.88
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

24:43.58
Chibbs
And then he just goes straight into, I'm walking away. The troubles in my life, a.k.a.

24:47.45
Mad Dog
Yeah.

24:50.14
Chibbs
you.

24:51.06
Mad Dog
You...

24:51.51
Bevo
Also, him throwing the entire male gender under the bus by saying, I'm not like them other guys who confront their problems.

24:52.60
Mad Dog
You are the reason I'm gone.

24:53.02
Chibbs
The unwise lady.

24:55.29
Mad Dog
Yeah.

24:55.96
Chibbs
Yeah.

25:02.78
Mad Dog
and Yeah.

25:04.44
Chibbs
ah Yeah.

25:04.82
Mad Dog
And and that's because you're a dumbass. I'm gone.

25:07.64
gav
Yeah, you should you should have seen this coming.

25:08.22
Chibbs
yeah

25:09.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:09.40
gav
You really should have seen this coming.

25:10.09
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. I'm not out here drinking my problems away, am I? I walk away.

25:15.71
Mad Dog
I'm walking and I'm staying fit.

25:17.40
Chibbs
there Yeah, okay.

25:18.52
Mad Dog
Yeah. Constantly moving.

25:19.81
Chibbs
Well, maybe that's... Is that the worst lyric about just that you should have been more wise?

25:22.23
gav
That might be.

25:25.82
Chibbs
Is that the worst lyric?

25:26.49
gav
Yeah, that's pretty bad.

25:26.82
Bevo
That's my pick. Yep.

25:28.34
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm fucking on bat.

25:28.47
gav
Pretty spicy.

25:29.74
Chibbs
I'm on board with that. I'm on board with that.

25:30.97
gav
Yeah.

25:34.97
Chibbs
Well, let's do this.

25:43.54
Chibbs
All right. Hits from the 2000, the year that Walking Away by Craig David coming out. One must they Are we ready, fellas?

25:51.34
gav
Let's do it.

25:52.12
Bevo
Yep.

25:52.66
Chibbs
but Okay.

25:52.78
Mad Dog
Let's do it.

25:53.16
Bevo
Who's the, who's the decider?

25:53.34
Chibbs
Let's go. The first two. um Let's do...

25:58.11
Mad Dog
i'll be the I'll be the decide. i Actually, this i was 17 in the year 2000.

25:59.96
Chibbs
Okay.

26:03.48
gav
if you If you think you're in the slot here, I can be the decider.

26:05.50
Chibbs
No, I think Doggy is like, he's prime Craig David.

26:06.02
Mad Dog
I'm in the slot.

26:05.88
gav
I don't mind.

26:07.54
Mad Dog
I'm in the slot.

26:10.32
Chibbs
I remember Doggy driving us to school when he got his P's with this album on relentlessly.

26:10.36
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

26:10.97
Mad Dog
Yeah.

26:11.00
gav
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Doggy, take the...

26:16.12
gav
Yes. Yes.

26:17.09
Chibbs
All

26:17.61
Mad Dog
Yeah, 100%.

26:17.42
gav
Doggy, take the wheel. I'll tiebreak.

26:19.61
Bevo
but you take the wheel okay all right

26:20.06
Chibbs
right, Gab's tiebreaker. Gab's tiebreaker. First two tracks we have from the year 2000. Yellow by Coldplay or Miss Jackson by Outkast.

26:30.98
gav
Oh, fuck.

26:31.42
Bevo
oh it's miss jackson for me forever forever

26:32.29
Mad Dog
Miss Jackson. Yeah.

26:34.04
gav
That's correct. That is correct.

26:35.64
Bevo
and

26:35.52
gav
i'm I'm glad I didn't have to step in.

26:37.80
Chibbs
okay there we go yellow see you later coldplay um parachutes unbelievably album you took this is the most wild fucking songs i could have done 30 song list of this like it was very hard

26:43.11
Bevo
Oh, absolutely.

26:44.52
gav
Oh, fucking fantastic.

26:45.07
Bevo
Underrated.

26:46.62
gav
Fantastic album.

26:50.39
gav
Yeah, it was great era.

26:50.65
Bevo
Well, there'll be other songs from the same year, so it's good to save them.

26:53.08
Chibbs
that will Yeah, that's right.

26:53.85
Bevo
don't know.

26:54.32
Chibbs
that's I did have to tell myself that multiple times, but I'm sure we'll do another track from the 2000 and we'll get to do this again.

26:57.11
gav
Mm-hmm.

27:00.89
Chibbs
Okay, Miss Jackson stays, Miss Jackson by Outkast, or One More Time by Daft Punk?

27:06.54
gav
Oh fuck.

27:11.37
Chibbs
One more time.

27:12.82
Mad Dog
um

27:13.11
Bevo
you You speak, Dougie.

27:13.24
gav
sorry Mr. Jackson.

27:16.98
Mad Dog
Look, honestly,

27:21.43
Mad Dog
yeah, fuck, that's a hard one. um I'm going stay with Miss Jackson.

27:26.90
Bevo
Yeah, me too.

27:28.18
Chibbs
Really? Fuck.

27:29.38
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:29.82
Bevo
I like Daft Punk.

27:29.91
Chibbs
discovery is one of the best Discovery is one of the best fucking albums of all times.

27:30.62
Bevo
I don't like the more repetitive ones.

27:33.18
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:33.62
Bevo
Yeah, ah totally, totally, totally.

27:35.29
Mad Dog
I know, but that's, oh yeah.

27:36.39
Chibbs
God damn. Really? Fuck. That's hard. I would have gone Daft Punk.

27:40.25
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:40.31
Chibbs
would have gone Daft Punk.

27:40.09
gav
I would have really struggled with that.

27:42.69
Chibbs
Yeah. Miss Jackson is nowhere near the best Outkast song on that album.

27:46.25
Mad Dog
No.

27:47.22
Chibbs
Bombs Over Baghdad is on that album.

27:48.94
gav
Oh, fuck. Is that off Stankonia?

27:51.16
Chibbs
Yeah, fucking oath it is. Okay, now, we have Miss Jackson by Outkast, or The Real Slim Shady by

27:52.87
gav
Oh, Stankonia is one of the best albums ever.

28:02.84
Bevo
I'm going say Slim Shady because I, at the time, I memorized all the lyrics and, like, I was really into that.

28:03.04
Mad Dog
Give me Slim Shady. Yeah.

28:10.22
Mad Dog
Give me some shading.

28:10.33
Chibbs
We have The Real Slim Shady.

28:10.46
gav
I wish that had gone i wish they had gone to tiebreaker because Outkast should have won that. I'm sorry, but move on, move on.

28:16.22
Chibbs
Real Slim Shady by Eminem, or In The End by Linkin Park.

28:21.90
Chibbs
Hybrid Theory came out 2000.

28:22.01
Bevo
I know you guys love Linkin Park, but yeah, not me.

28:25.11
Chibbs
Hybrid Theory came out.

28:26.94
Bevo
Yeah.

28:27.26
Mad Dog
um

28:29.15
Bevo
bit too angsty for me.

28:30.70
Mad Dog
I'll go. yeah I'll go Lincoln Park.

28:32.21
Chibbs
end, it doesn't even matter. Gav, you're tiebreaker, mate.

28:37.59
gav
So it's out a link of Lincoln Parks in the end and the real Slim Shady.

28:39.90
Chibbs
All the real Slim Chatty by Eminem.

28:42.49
gav
ah That's genuinely tough. But I think um in the end for me was was massive.

28:47.82
Chibbs
It's in the end. It starts with one. Is that in the end?

28:50.20
gav
One thing. i don't know what that's a, yeah, that's a, that's a banger.

28:51.64
Bevo
One thing.

28:51.67
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

28:52.54
Bevo
I don't know why.

28:53.07
Chibbs
don't even matter how hard you try.

28:54.01
gav
I'll take, I'll take Lincoln Park. I'll take Lincoln Park.

28:56.84
Chibbs
Bye, Eminem. See ya. We have In the End by Linkin Park or Walking Away by Craig David.

29:06.43
Mad Dog
Ooh.

29:08.79
Bevo
It's in the end for me.

29:11.96
Mad Dog
See, i don't ah don't love, like there's better, there's better Linkin Park songs for me.

29:20.27
Chibbs
Hmm.

29:21.78
Bevo
You also bump this Craig David album a lot.

29:22.27
Mad Dog
Fuck.

29:24.29
Bevo
Easy.

29:25.08
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's in my.

29:25.43
Chibbs
That's all right. You can take it to a tie, you can take it to the tiebreaker.

29:28.36
Mad Dog
I'm going to go Craig Davids.

29:30.52
Chibbs
Okay.

29:30.52
gav
All right. For me, I'd probably still say, I'd probably still say Lincoln Park.

29:31.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:35.54
gav
I can see, I can see the, the quality of of the David.

29:36.25
Chibbs
Linkin Park, stay in. It's tough.

29:39.33
gav
the Yeah, it is tough. It's a tough year.

29:41.59
Chibbs
It's tough.

29:41.65
gav
It is a tough fucking year, but no, Lincoln, Lincoln Park.

29:42.71
Chibbs
Very tough. In the end by Linkin Park or Everything in its Right Place by Radiohead.

29:49.08
Bevo
ay

29:51.58
Bevo
Everything.

29:54.34
Chibbs
Dog?

29:54.57
gav
Doggy.

29:56.91
Mad Dog
Craig David.

29:58.72
Chibbs
No.

29:58.86
gav
That's not one of the options.

29:59.74
Chibbs
No, Linkin Park's dead.

30:00.10
Mad Dog
What?

30:00.98
Chibbs
Craig David's gone.

30:01.76
Mad Dog
Oh, we went, oh, pardon me. Lincoln.

30:04.54
Chibbs
Linkin Park?

30:05.61
Mad Dog
Lincoln. I'll go Lincoln over that.

30:06.96
Chibbs
Gav?

30:07.74
Bevo
right ahead.

30:08.12
gav
Everything in the right place. Thank you.

30:09.66
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. Linkin Park's gone. me Everything in this right place by Radiohead, or It Wasn't Me by Shaggy.

30:17.66
Bevo
right ahead.

30:18.30
Mad Dog
Oh, what a banger.

30:19.67
Bevo
ready ahead

30:21.50
Chibbs
It Wasn't Me.

30:23.10
Mad Dog
Shaggy.

30:23.35
Bevo
one of one One of the golden era of our podcast episodes too. It wasn't me, but Shaggy.

30:28.79
Chibbs
Oh, that's great episode.

30:28.89
Mad Dog
and

30:29.50
Bevo
probably Very classic episode.

30:29.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

30:29.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:30.01
gav
yeah yeah

30:30.68
Chibbs
yeah I could have picked Angel, but no, no, we've gone It Wasn't Me by Shaggy.

30:35.42
Mad Dog
The gaslot gaslighting song.

30:35.73
Chibbs
Radiohead or Shaggy?

30:38.20
Mad Dog
of ah Shaggy, Shaggy.

30:39.58
Chibbs
What have we got? Bevo?

30:42.08
Bevo
No, Radiohead.

30:42.26
gav
in night

30:42.86
Bevo
Radiohead. Easy.

30:43.64
Chibbs
Gav?

30:44.41
gav
it's got to be radio head i'm sorry shaggy's a funny song but it's shaggy can fuck off man everything in its right place is too good

30:46.04
Bevo
Yeah, it's

30:46.49
Chibbs
Oh, Shaggy! Shaggy! e Ah,

30:51.96
Bevo
What are you going to do? Say it wasn't you.

30:55.10
Chibbs
Everything in its right place or Oops I Did It Again by Britney Spears.

31:00.06
Bevo
Oops, I did it again for me. One of the greatest pop songs ever written.

31:05.24
Mad Dog
Yeah, no. Yeah, I'll go, Brittany.

31:07.58
Bevo
Sorry, Radiohead.

31:07.71
Chibbs
See you later Radiohead.

31:07.57
gav
That's fair.

31:09.15
Chibbs
Britney Spears still in it.

31:09.55
gav
That's tough.

31:10.56
Chibbs
Oops I Did It Again Britney Spears or Absolutely Story of a Girl by Nine Days.

31:15.29
gav
ah

31:15.80
Bevo
This is a story of a girl.

31:16.25
Chibbs
This is the story of a girl.

31:17.19
Mad Dog
Story of a girl.

31:17.17
gav
Sorry. That's a good song, man.

31:18.78
Bevo
On a river and drown the whole world.

31:20.54
Mad Dog
Yeah, I'll go i'll guy that.

31:20.70
gav
hu

31:22.33
Mad Dog
I'll go story of a girl.

31:23.58
Bevo
that's Brittany. It's Brittany, bitch.

31:25.53
Chibbs
Come on, Gab.

31:25.30
gav
Oh, fuck. I didn't want this. I didn't want this. um

31:30.74
Chibbs
Great responsibility.

31:31.71
gav
Oh, fuck.

31:32.22
Bevo
un new

31:33.66
gav
um

31:34.87
Bevo
i think I did it again.

31:35.27
gav
Oh, Nine Days. That's a good thing. But it over the overall, it's got to be Britney, man.

31:37.51
Bevo
Yeah,

31:41.91
Chibbs
oh

31:42.13
Bevo
good.

31:42.07
gav
but

31:42.68
Chibbs
Oh, really? Nine days.

31:43.70
gav
Yeah, Nine Days.

31:44.02
Chibbs
see

31:45.10
gav
That's a story of a girl with fucking banger.

31:45.80
Mad Dog
Damn, bro.

31:47.50
gav
But oops, I did it again, man.

31:47.81
Chibbs
Oh. Righto. Okay. Okay.

31:49.62
gav
Game changer.

31:50.10
Chibbs
okay

31:50.32
Bevo
Does the story of a girl have that CD skipping part in it?

31:50.84
gav
Change the face of pop music.

31:53.55
Bevo
Is that the one I'm thinking of?

31:54.30
Chibbs
Fuck, I hope so. I don't know. I hope so.

31:56.26
Mad Dog
Here's the story of a girl.

31:56.46
Chibbs
I hope it does.

31:57.98
Mad Dog
Around the whole world.

31:58.46
Chibbs
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world? um

32:02.26
Mad Dog
She looks so sad.

32:02.74
Bevo
Yeah.

32:02.79
Chibbs
Britney Spears.

32:02.67
gav
That's a good song.

32:03.63
Chibbs
u I did it again Britney Spears. It's a beautiful day by U2.

32:07.46
Bevo
Fuck you too.

32:07.51
gav
Fuck you too, man.

32:09.36
Chibbs
It's a beautiful day.

32:09.53
gav
Fuck you too.

32:11.94
Mad Dog
Brittany, you two are worst.

32:12.04
Bevo
Brittany?

32:13.13
gav
It's Britney, bitch.

32:14.23
Chibbs
This is it, fellas.

32:14.46
Bevo
I like you too, okay, but...

32:15.99
Chibbs
This is it. I hope you got this right. I don't know you did.

32:19.90
gav
i think Outkast should have made it to the end here, to be honest, but that wasn't my choice.

32:24.12
Chibbs
Oops, I Did It Again by Britney Spears or Hanging By a Moment by Lifehouse.

32:28.22
Bevo
Oh, i love hanging by a moment. that's That's my pick. Me and Dom back in the shop days used to just sing that all the time, hanging by.

32:33.21
Mad Dog
Hang on.

32:33.36
Chibbs
Dog.

32:33.61
Mad Dog
Remind me of hanging by a moment.

32:35.50
gav
I'm falling even more in love with you.

32:37.85
Chibbs
In love with you.

32:38.14
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah. That one. That one.

32:39.83
gav
That is the correct answer for sure.

32:40.08
Bevo
Yeah.

32:40.30
Mad Dog
For sure. 100%. it understand

32:41.20
Bevo
That song. I'm for changing.

32:42.33
Chibbs
Fucking I would not have picked when I put this list together that fucking Hanging By Moment by Lifehouse would beat out Outkast, Eminem, Linkin Park, Radiohead, fucking all that.

32:42.61
Mad Dog
yeah

32:44.48
Bevo
It's

32:53.94
Bevo
the way it crumbles.

32:55.26
gav
it's it's...

32:55.77
Chibbs
The best song of 2000 according to Bevo, Mad Dog and Gavin is Hanging By Moment by Lifehouse.

32:58.11
Mad Dog
Of 2000s.

33:01.78
gav
No, no, no, no.

33:02.33
Bevo
I love that.

33:02.30
gav
I was going to the time breaker.

33:03.13
Bevo
I got no problems with that.

33:03.67
gav
I'm... I was not in a tiebreaker. I refuse.

33:11.83
Chibbs
You can't.

33:11.77
gav
I refuse to accept responsibility for that.

33:12.91
Chibbs
You did just did the game. You just did it You just did it.

33:14.20
Bevo
No, no regrets.

33:16.86
Chibbs
you had you had your You had your chance to make it any of those other ones.

33:16.70
gav
so

33:17.11
Bevo
Me and Dom Littrich in the, in the shop used to bump that song all the time.

33:21.69
gav
No, no, I didn't have a chance.

33:22.61
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:22.71
Bevo
no regrets.

33:22.89
gav
I was the tiebreaker. It still would have been the outcast if it was me in the fucking hot seat.

33:27.44
Bevo
Yeah. Hang it by a moment.

33:28.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:28.78
gav
Miss Jackson it's a good song.

33:40.06
Chibbs
Craig David's net worth as of 2026. Where would you put that Gavin?

33:45.28
gav
Oh, Craig David.

33:47.06
Bevo
What's he walking away with?

33:48.41
gav
Well, I'd say... So he hit that golden era where CD sales were fucking...

33:51.37
Chibbs
What do you have had cent?

33:54.62
gav
were genuinely huge.

33:55.47
Chibbs
Income.

33:56.02
gav
Like, he would have been...

33:57.08
Bevo
Is he British?

33:57.15
Chibbs
Oh, 2000 was probably the last, the 2000, you reckon 2001 or two was the last year of like genuinely being able to make a lot of money off selling, selling CDs.

34:05.02
gav
Like, proper big CD sales? I reckon you'd be close. it be it's it's It's less than 2005, that's for sure. it was It was dying in the ass by 05, but like...

34:12.12
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

34:14.39
Bevo
We think about like radio head who did that pay what you feel for, uh, was it in Raybo's you pay what you feel that's, and that was 2007.

34:14.65
Chibbs
Yeah, you had to buy the CD. Well, that was by In Rainbows. That was In Rainbows. Yeah.

34:21.25
Bevo
Yeah. Hmm.

34:23.05
gav
7.

34:23.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

34:23.90
Bevo
yeah

34:23.73
gav
it but yeah CDs, as soon as it was game, it was game.

34:26.01
Chibbs
I think you're right, Gav. By 2005, it was done. But this is fucking...

34:29.46
Mad Dog
dead in the ass

34:30.87
Chibbs
This is this was the last... like This was the death rattle.

34:32.60
gav
But it it peaked it put before it troughed. that was This was it.

34:35.77
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

34:36.36
gav
um So I reckon it's higher than you think. Oh, fuck. it's It's tricky, though. it It can't be a fuckload either. I'm going 20.

34:43.54
Chibbs
I think he played the roundhouse the last time he was in Sydney.

34:43.99
gav
I'm going 20.

34:46.80
Mad Dog
yeah

34:46.74
gav
Okay. I mean, that's a respectable size venue. Like, yeah, I'm going a flat 20.

34:50.39
Chibbs
Sure.

34:54.31
gav
I'm probably wrong. I might be too high, but I'm going 20.

34:57.29
Chibbs
All right, Bevo.

34:58.91
Bevo
Is Craig David British or not? Am I?

35:00.76
Chibbs
Yeah, big time.

35:00.73
gav
British.

35:01.88
Mad Dog
He's a Brit.

35:01.91
Bevo
He is? Yeah.

35:02.97
Chibbs
not You don't have that facial hair in in Kentucky, i'll tell you that much.

35:03.07
gav
He's a Brit.

35:06.01
gav
Yeah, you don't get away with you don't get away with that shit in Atlanta.

35:08.51
Chibbs
LAUGHTER

35:12.49
Mad Dog
I'll be ripped straight off your pretty chin.

35:12.82
Chibbs
It's too beautiful.

35:14.97
Bevo
um

35:14.97
Chibbs
so It's too beautiful.

35:16.99
gav
Now, hang on, stay with me again.

35:17.45
Chibbs
That's London facial hair.

35:17.49
Bevo
I reckon he's...

35:18.58
gav
that That could be a shirt. That really could be.

35:22.14
Chibbs
What's that?

35:23.42
gav
craig Just a silhouette of Craig David's facial hair with, you don't get away with that in Atlanta, written around it.

35:31.50
Bevo
a lot to explain, that one.

35:33.14
gav
You don't talk about shirt, they got to fucking explain.

35:33.75
Bevo
um

35:34.55
Mad Dog
very nation exactly right

35:37.88
Bevo
yeah

35:37.75
gav
insane Insane clown Ponzi and you're telling me that that's fucking me? You're a pack of cuds.

35:43.55
Mad Dog
play

35:45.88
gav
ah

35:46.91
Bevo
I feel like insane clown Ponzi infinitely more explainable than Craig David's facial hair.

35:48.51
Mad Dog
on see

35:53.37
gav
It

35:54.57
Chibbs
Yeah, it is. It is.

35:56.62
gav
depends how familiar are with Ponzi schemes.

35:59.91
Chibbs
You've got to know. You've got to know who Craig David is and you've got to know about his facial

36:06.23
gav
You have to know that he's not from Atlanta.

36:06.73
Mad Dog
Great David's facial

36:08.42
gav
It's not his face. It's just the beard.

36:10.45
Chibbs
hair. Remember his facial hair 26 years ago?

36:14.38
Bevo
It's not even Craig David's face. It's Craig David's facial hair.

36:16.11
Chibbs
He's not sure about it.

36:17.36
Mad Dog
hair. It's just a lime beard.

36:20.28
gav
oh yeah

36:23.36
Chibbs
It's just a silhouette of it.

36:24.59
gav
it's not his face it's just the beard

36:25.72
Chibbs
You should sell. No, Gav, even better. We should sell Halloween costumes.

36:36.24
Chibbs
Craig David Beards.

36:39.41
Bevo
Here's even better. Let's, let's make sure it's not a just nothing on the front and on the back. It just says, I'm walking away.

36:46.87
Chibbs
ah yeah.

36:48.74
gav
Oh, that's actually a good That actually might be...

36:49.66
Chibbs
Stop following me. I'm following you.

36:53.94
Mad Dog
I'm following you.

36:54.39
Chibbs
I think we've got them already. Check out the merch store. Check out the merch store. Yeah.

36:59.06
gav
That's one of my favorite shirts, Emma. Stop fooling me.

37:01.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:02.10
gav
I'm fooling you.

37:03.54
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:03.59
Mad Dog
I'm following you.

37:03.84
Bevo
pounds. i think he's worth fifteen million

37:05.91
Mad Dog
Yeah.

37:08.37
Bevo
hounds

37:08.54
Chibbs
Okay, we've got 20 mil, 15 mil.

37:10.28
Mad Dog
I'll go.

37:10.06
gav
Like pounds or dollars?

37:10.39
Chibbs
Doggy?

37:11.34
gav
What are we doing here?

37:12.06
Bevo
up there Whatever.

37:12.06
gav
Go dollars.

37:12.63
Chibbs
Dollars, dollars, US dollars.

37:13.02
Bevo
Whatever. to Yeah.

37:14.42
Mad Dog
Yeah, if I can. all right.

37:15.15
gav
Units. Currency units.

37:17.61
Mad Dog
I'll lowball. I'll low ball it.

37:19.04
Chibbs
Credits.

37:19.57
Mad Dog
all oh I'll go nine million.

37:24.06
Chibbs
Okay, Bevo and Gav have like just fucking darted either side here.

37:29.03
Bevo
Split the diff.

37:28.92
gav
Split them. oh

37:31.65
Chibbs
18 million.

37:32.69
Bevo
Yeah, right.

37:32.50
gav
Oh, shit.

37:33.17
Mad Dog
Yeah.

37:34.19
Chibbs
18 million.

37:33.98
gav
I'm... Did you go 15? 15?

37:36.09
Mad Dog
i mean he's

37:37.34
gav
did you go fifteen

37:37.59
Mad Dog
He's made bank.

37:39.83
Chibbs
He said 15 and he said 15, you said 20. twenty

37:43.54
gav
Okay, so i I just edged Bevo out. I edged Bevo.

37:48.03
Mad Dog
Yeah, just 0.5.

37:48.14
Chibbs
You've entered Bevo, well done.

37:49.22
Bevo
inner

37:49.78
gav
I love it when I edged Bevo.

37:50.20
Bevo
Well, I'll just walk away from that.

37:50.26
Mad Dog
You going to

37:51.00
Chibbs
All right, Bevo, how are you feeling?

37:51.95
gav
I love it when I edged Bevo.

37:52.44
Chibbs
ah you Are you feeling limbo, Bevo, or what?

37:54.87
Bevo
um ah Do I walk away or do I...

37:58.48
Mad Dog
going to take this prick down or what?

38:00.83
Chibbs
He's walking away like you could kick some back.

38:09.88
Bevo
You know, my signature move is the old um stand behind someone, get them to push them so they fall.

38:09.94
Chibbs
What do you reckon?

38:14.55
gav
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

38:16.08
Bevo
Can't do that when they're walking away because they're not facing the right direction.

38:17.85
Chibbs
Yeah, that's hard. Yeah.

38:19.26
Bevo
So, um no, I think i'm i'm he's got me here.

38:23.86
Chibbs
like Okay, let's see.

38:24.34
Bevo
I'll be humble.

38:24.43
Mad Dog
Oh, come on,

38:24.54
Chibbs
Who would win? Who would win?

38:26.03
gav
I reckon, I think you're forgetting that chat GPT seems to think that we're all a lot better at fighting than we really are.

38:31.64
Bevo
Well, I'm not. That's the thing.

38:32.56
Chibbs
man, we just put our stats in of what it is.

38:33.52
Bevo
Except you don't understand.

38:34.58
Chibbs
We didn't put that here.

38:35.44
Mad Dog
We did put our stats in.

38:35.22
gav
oh

38:35.88
Chibbs
Let me tell you, this is what happened. Let's see the fight goes. Bevo probably survives the early rounds purely because he absorbs damage like a bloke falling asleep in a recliner during a cyclone.

38:47.00
Chibbs
i don't know what that means. LAUGHTER

38:49.14
gav
ah

38:49.98
Chibbs
yes

38:50.81
gav
Oh my God. I didn't realize that it knew Bevo so well. but

38:56.51
Mad Dog
There's chaos.

38:57.74
Chibbs
It makes it seem like you're real piece of shit.

38:58.59
Mad Dog
Chaos.

39:00.44
gav
Oh my God.

39:00.89
Bevo
i er It's true.

39:01.57
Mad Dog
He's just...

39:01.43
gav
The best part is that Bevo is the only one of us that's actually in cyclone territory as well.

39:02.36
Mad Dog
okay

39:05.62
Bevo
Yeah.

39:05.44
gav
Bevo could actually fall asleep in a recliner in a fucking cyclone.

39:05.78
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true and

39:05.82
Bevo
And I, I've never fallen asleep sitting up in my life though.

39:08.88
Mad Dog
He's just...

39:10.44
Bevo
I can't do it.

39:11.40
Chibbs
true.

39:11.51
Mad Dog
Yeah, it sucks, eh?

39:12.29
Chibbs
Craig David in 2000 would come out insanely quick, bouncing around, throwing flashy little combo shots while Fill Me In somehow plays in the background of the fight.

39:14.29
gav
Oh, wow.

39:26.39
Chibbs
But once the cardio heavy dancing stops working and it turns into an ugly clinch and grab at pub fight, Bevo's size advantage takes over.

39:37.32
Chibbs
Craig lands more hits. Bevo lands the one that matters. The winner is Ryan Beveridge via an exhausted bear hug TKO in the third round.

39:44.84
gav
I fucking told you.

39:45.94
Mad Dog
Yes.

39:49.00
gav
Told you. Told you.

39:53.97
Chibbs
Bevo, fuck Craig David up.

39:54.30
Bevo
take that

39:54.46
Mad Dog
He got got Rhys Mastodon.

39:55.77
Bevo
Take that Craig, you seven day fucking.

39:58.74
Chibbs
Say how to race and mask and...

39:59.01
Mad Dog
yes

39:58.84
gav
You seven-day Adventist.

40:01.46
Chibbs
if

40:01.69
Mad Dog
Walk away from that, you fuckwit.

40:02.14
gav
race You've got fucking Reese the Master right here for you, baby.

40:03.85
Bevo
Go hospital on Wednesday and Thursday and Friday.

40:05.76
Mad Dog
a

40:07.22
Chibbs
Touch me, cunt!

40:07.57
Bevo
Chill on Sunday, mate.

40:09.00
Chibbs
Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.

40:09.57
Mad Dog
yeah

40:13.04
Chibbs
All

40:13.66
gav
yeah

40:13.98
Mad Dog
Walk away.

40:15.64
gav
Walk away.

40:16.24
Chibbs
right, let's write this shit. if

40:18.64
gav
That's what the front of the church should say. Walk away.

40:20.31
Bevo
Walk away, cunt. Walk away.

40:21.64
Chibbs
Walk away, cunt.

40:23.38
Mad Dog
Walk away.

40:24.82
gav
Walk away on the front.

40:25.30
Bevo
And on the back it says, I'm walking away.

40:26.09
gav
Cunt on the back.

40:27.42
Chibbs
Walking away.

40:27.73
Mad Dog
I'm

40:30.71
Chibbs
Okay. What are we going to rate Craig David's walking away of? What do you think?

40:36.14
Bevo
distance from ah home?

40:37.51
Mad Dog
Steps.

40:38.55
Chibbs
ah distance It's just like 10 years.

40:38.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

40:39.86
gav
Yeah.

40:41.14
Chibbs
that It's 10 days.

40:42.96
Mad Dog
10 kilometres.

40:43.23
Bevo
from problems in your life.

40:44.32
Mad Dog
a

40:44.10
gav
Tent along like...

40:44.90
Chibbs
You can't see him anymore.

40:46.68
gav
Yeah, he's gone.

40:47.99
Chibbs
May as well be dead to you.

40:48.34
Mad Dog
They're off and gone.

40:48.10
gav
He's fallen into it's fallen into a ravine.

40:51.26
Chibbs
he might be in some sort of crevasse.

40:51.95
Bevo
Yeah. Travassed. Yeah.

40:54.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:54.08
gav
Crevasse, that's the word. Fuck. it

40:55.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:56.64
gav
Ravine.

40:56.98
Bevo
it Within the ravine is the crevasse.

40:58.47
Chibbs
ruy

40:59.48
gav
like

41:00.41
Chibbs
yeah Yeah. Okay.

41:01.72
Bevo
The nutty putty.

41:02.49
Chibbs
and a walk And one is he's, he's, he's literally still in the same room as you, but he has turned and started the leave.

41:06.32
Mad Dog
He's a foot away from you.

41:06.70
Bevo
He's walked away into the nutty putty cave.

41:12.04
Chibbs
So yeah.

41:13.78
Bevo
Can't figure out the complex lock system of the door.

41:14.03
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:16.60
gav
Yeah. ah ah

41:17.84
Mad Dog
He's struggling with the combination lock.

41:18.78
Chibbs
It keeps turning it left. It's like, it's right, right, you fucking idiot.

41:22.59
Mad Dog
Yeah.

41:22.62
gav
yeah

41:24.01
Bevo
He's walking away, but he's on a treadmill.

41:26.82
Chibbs
It's one of these doors. No, it goes both ways.

41:30.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

41:30.55
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. What do you rate Walking Away by Craig David out of Gav?

41:38.78
gav
um it's It's a four for me. I think it's... it's it's a i I absolutely don't dislike it, but it's not the best Craig David song either.

41:42.26
Chibbs
Ring-a-ding-ding-bam-bam.

41:46.97
gav
It's a four.

41:48.44
Chibbs
Okay, because he's not fucking seven days a week in it?

41:50.90
gav
Correct, yeah. I'll be fucking you, Ryan.

41:53.41
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:54.71
gav
Yeah, there it is.

41:55.45
Chibbs
Look at that.

41:59.16
Bevo
Pretty close pitch there. Is it my turn?

42:02.29
Chibbs
Hmm.

42:02.57
Bevo
Or is it doggy?

42:02.49
gav
Thank you, thank you.

42:03.35
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

42:04.69
Bevo
My turn?

42:05.67
Chibbs
Ryan Beveridge.

42:06.23
Bevo
It's me.

42:07.34
Mad Dog
Thank

42:07.61
gav
ah he fucking hates it

42:09.11
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:09.75
Bevo
ah It's Barton. It's Barton. don't like it that much. It was funny as a meme at the time and it's not that much funny now. So I give it a seven out of 10.

42:20.84
Bevo
I don't really care for it.

42:22.21
Chibbs
Oh, shit. Have you played this on guitar? Have you played this? Do you not enjoy life

42:26.97
Bevo
No. yeah Sometimes.

42:30.65
gav
feel like I feel like Bevo's got his back up now that he's beaten Craig David in the fight and he's just like trying to hit him while he's down.

42:34.87
Bevo
yeah

42:35.80
Chibbs
like

42:36.13
gav
he's and and

42:36.41
Bevo
Stay down. You're

42:37.40
gav
And that fucking song sucks. You piece of shit.

42:39.67
Chibbs
ah dog

42:42.78
Mad Dog
Yeah, as Chib said, I drove Chibs and Den to school every day um when I was on my P's. And ah Craig David was on repeat.

42:56.38
Mad Dog
in In particular, this song.

42:56.57
Chibbs
Repeat.

42:56.50
gav
Hell yeah. yeah

42:59.06
Chibbs
Yeah, it was, big time.

42:58.97
gav
Oh, shit. It's a favorite.

43:01.71
Chibbs
Yeah. Which I fucking hated at the time.

43:02.61
Mad Dog
It's... um Yeah, yeah.

43:04.06
Chibbs
He used to piss me off to no end that he would put this on, and he and that's why he would do it.

43:05.25
Bevo
Did you that on purpose?

43:07.15
Mad Dog
and that's And that's why I did it.

43:09.85
Bevo
Yeah.

43:09.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:10.13
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's why I do it.

43:09.97
gav
Yeah. You've got to do that to your little brother.

43:11.54
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:12.47
Bevo
Yeah.

43:12.69
Chibbs
Because you would normally have, like, Pump Up the Valiant by No Effects or something like that on, and it'd be like, fuck, yeah, that's sick.

43:12.84
gav
That's what's what they're there for.

43:18.41
Chibbs
And then you'd be like, nah, because I know you hate it. We're listening to Craig David every day.

43:22.71
gav
This is a wild card pull for you in that era, for sure.

43:23.34
Bevo
Do

43:23.39
Chibbs
We drive the bull.

43:25.47
gav
For sure, that's a wild card track.

43:25.82
Mad Dog
It's heaps.

43:27.31
gav
Yeah.

43:27.92
Mad Dog
It is really wild card and I can't.

43:28.96
Bevo
you know the funny thing about that?

43:31.42
Mad Dog
Yeah.

43:31.58
Bevo
my My brother and I, our version of that was I would play like Pantera and he would play like Cole Porter.

43:38.29
Chibbs
Yodeling.

43:38.55
Mad Dog
Right, yeah.

43:38.70
gav
yeah there it

43:39.58
Bevo
Yeah, right.

43:40.07
Mad Dog
yeah Yeah, I have no clue how I came across it, but this is the first, say, R&B actual CD I ever bought, so it's a one.

43:41.50
Chibbs
okay

43:51.32
gav
there it is there it is

43:52.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:52.84
Bevo
Nostalgic.

43:53.46
Chibbs
Okay.

43:53.57
Mad Dog
Yeah.

43:54.55
Chibbs
I... So I fucking hated it then at that point. It would have been a 10 for me, for sure. But...

44:01.50
gav
right

44:02.04
Chibbs
But... Since... um this is like a go-to fucking pick my acoustic guitar up and fucking play Walking Away by Craig David.

44:09.75
gav
Nice.

44:12.44
Chibbs
Like, it's fucking fun.

44:12.47
Bevo
Okay.

44:14.28
Chibbs
It's easy and it's fun to play and you can sing it. it's Even if you're not very good at singing, it seems for some reason you're able to sing Walking Away by Craig David.

44:23.30
Bevo
Okay.

44:23.41
Chibbs
Even though he does have a very good voice, it just seems to be, don't easy enough song to play.

44:23.61
Bevo
Yeah, right.

44:28.15
Bevo
One of those ones.

44:29.50
Chibbs
play and sing along to and i feel like if you were to go to a gig and play this people would yeah no they'd lose their mind people'd be like fuck yes craig david let's go

44:30.23
Bevo
Yeah, right.

44:31.22
gav
nice

44:32.43
Bevo
There's hanging by a moment.

44:39.39
Mad Dog
Yeah.

44:40.06
Chibbs
um i fucking thoroughly enjoyed listening to this again as we did this uh did of this episode and doggy you're not gonna fucking believe this mate but

44:46.23
gav
Nice. Nice.

44:53.42
Mad Dog
No way.

44:55.15
Chibbs
I give it a one. I think it's fucking great.

44:56.38
Bevo
Full circle moment.

44:57.88
Mad Dog
ha

44:57.72
gav
ah

44:59.67
Mad Dog
Wow.

44:59.48
gav
The brothers have finally stood under the same step as equals.

45:00.15
Bevo
Woof, woof.

45:02.66
gav
I'd love to see it.

45:03.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

45:04.51
Mad Dog
This is what 26 years does.

45:04.89
Chibbs
yeah

45:06.65
Mad Dog
It changes minds.

45:07.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

45:07.29
Bevo
Yeah.

45:07.06
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

45:08.35
Bevo
Change of the man.

45:08.41
Chibbs
yeah Yeah. That's just like, and, and it's like,

45:09.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.

45:10.47
Bevo
Imagine going back in time and telling you that.

45:13.21
Chibbs
Yeah, 100%.

45:13.90
Mad Dog
Oh, remember because...

45:14.33
Chibbs
But also the fact that it's real. Like, there's guitars on it and little fucking electric guitar licks and real instruments.

45:17.78
gav
yeah

45:20.77
Chibbs
And um his voice isn't fucking auto-tuned to shit. He can just sing.

45:26.10
gav
yeah he can sing his ass off he's a good singer

45:26.33
Chibbs
um i i just appreciate, I think I appreciate it ah for the fact that it's pretty, for for something that's super slick R&B for this era actually sounds raw and real now.

45:42.71
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

45:43.22
Mad Dog
Yeah, no, it was awesome.

45:43.90
gav
Man, I did not expect 4 to be the fucking median there.

45:44.92
Mad Dog
Yeah.

45:45.02
Bevo
Fair enough.

45:46.54
gav
That is that is pretty...

45:47.26
Bevo
Yeah, I don't judge her.

45:47.86
gav
That's

45:49.34
Bevo
I just didn't just didn't do it for me, you know.

45:51.69
Mad Dog
Yeah, fair enough.

45:51.78
Chibbs
Yeah, let's figure that out.

45:52.12
Bevo
i didn't I didn't pump it in a car for 40 years.

45:51.90
gav
dope.

45:52.78
Chibbs
Let's figure that out.

45:54.53
Mad Dog
There's, yeah, I love the control that I had at that stage in my life.

45:56.46
gav
Yeah,

45:57.21
Chibbs
if

45:59.42
Mad Dog
I'm like, guess what, cunts?

45:59.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:01.11
Mad Dog
We're listening to Craig David.

46:02.65
gav
yeah and I'm giving you a risal ride to school, so you will listen to Craig David.

46:02.97
Bevo
Yeah.

46:03.03
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:03.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:06.36
Chibbs
Yeah, we want to we don't want to catch the bus.

46:06.46
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's right.

46:06.54
gav
That's good.

46:08.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:11.16
gav
You get on the bus and the cunt's got Craig David on.

46:11.54
Chibbs
All right, I guess that's it.

46:13.48
gav
You're just like, oh...

46:15.13
Chibbs
ah Yeah, yeah, yeah.

46:15.94
Mad Dog
I'm walking away. Yeah.

46:17.59
Bevo
Shut up.

46:17.98
Chibbs
Probably fucking would have been. He used to sing it like crazy as well, like just go fucking all out.

46:21.59
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:22.68
Bevo
shut off

46:23.30
Chibbs
Except if then you saw a police car like behind us at any point and Mad Dog would just turn the volume off, like click the music off and then just go we are now on the run from the law.

46:38.42
Chibbs
And we'd have to drive in silence as far as we went until the cops had gone past.

46:40.76
Bevo
but

46:41.31
gav
Oh, for sure.

46:44.55
Mad Dog
Got followed a few times, though.

46:45.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:46.38
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:46.78
Chibbs
Yeah, well, they do. They they target pee platers.

46:49.42
Mad Dog
Yeah, true.

46:50.58
Chibbs
Yeah, dog cunts. Anyway, thanks, fellas.

46:52.24
Bevo
Understandably.

46:52.09
gav
Dog can't.

46:52.55
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:54.09
gav
ACAB.

46:54.40
Chibbs
Everyone else, go fuck yourself.

46:54.83
gav
ACAB.

47:01.14
Mad Dog
The trouble in my life, I'm walking away. Ooh, I'm going to find a better day.

47:06.57
gav
He's on pitch too, man. He's right there with it. ah Go Bevo. Hit him. Hit him. Hit him.

47:13.69
Bevo
Yeah.

47:19.96
Bevo
It's really hard. It's not easy.

47:28.86
gav
Okay. no keep let the chi kill Kill the track. I want to hear Bevo. I want to hear Bevo.

47:33.75
Chibbs
ah Go, go, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.

47:33.76
gav
Just let us hear Bevo. Go Bevo.

47:43.09
Bevo
it's really hard not easy