Billy Ray Cyrus – “Achy Breaky Heart” Is A Psychological Weapon

This week, the boys take on Billy Ray Cyrus’ 1992 mega-hit “Achy Breaky Heart” and uncover one of the most unhinged songs we’ve ever covered.

There’s line dancing hysteria, exploding hearts, military conspiracy theories, Alvin & The Chipmunks, and possibly the first ever country music sleeper-agent activation.

Plus:

•  Mad Dog fights 1992 Billy Ray Cyrus 
•  The return of “One Has To Stay” 
•  The worst lyric in country music history 
•  Why this song genuinely might be a psychological weapon 

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Transcript

00:00.23
gav
Bye.

00:00.54
Chibbs
it couldn't have It couldn't have auto-corrected it It's not possible. yeah so

00:06.39
Bevo
see Woke up in the middle of the night and wrote it down.

00:42.65
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs to Make You Want to Die, the podcast where we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to live inside a human-sized fuck costume for the rest of your life.

00:55.99
Bevo
ah Do you think you met meant doc?

00:57.05
Mad Dog
and

01:01.45
gav
Oh, I am in a human-sized fuck costume. That's what I call my body.

01:08.54
Bevo
Do you think you meant doc? Not yet.

01:12.41
Mad Dog
I have no idea about this.

01:12.98
Chibbs
It was meant to be something.

01:14.68
gav
it

01:17.02
Chibbs
It's like i've had it on voice to text or something and I've just said fuck at some point.

01:20.98
gav
reckon I reckon Bevo's right. i reckon I reckon you are the only person in the history of autocorrect where you were meant to write duck and it changed it to fuck.

01:23.13
Bevo
ah yeahs

01:29.00
Bevo
Yeah. Maybe it was cuck. Maybe it was human sized cuck costume.

01:32.63
gav
human size can got you

01:33.05
Chibbs
ah don't even remember.

01:34.65
Bevo
You never know.

01:34.84
Chibbs
ah Anyway, yeah yeah, that's just a human body.

01:37.18
gav
That's good.

01:37.84
Chibbs
Anyway, this song, the song we are doing today it came out in 1992.

01:38.71
gav
that ha

01:42.84
gav
and Speaking of human bodies.

01:45.98
Chibbs
It was a massive hit for Billy Ray Cyrus from his album Some Gave All. Is that really the name of the album? Fuck, that's terrible. Billy Ray Cyrus is best known for being Hannah Montana's dad. We're discussing Achy, Breaky, Heart.

02:05.77
Mad Dog
Thank you.

02:26.90
Chibbs
oh There are funnels opening up left, right and center already with the sample.

02:29.11
gav
I'm already um already excited about that, actually. yeah

02:32.39
Bevo
going to tell you funny story.

02:32.73
Chibbs
Before we get into it, make sure you are following us all our social medias, Instagram, Facebook, ah threads, TikTok, and our YouTube channel where you can get all the videos and clips and shorts and all that sort of stuff.

02:38.78
gav
TikTok.

02:40.37
Mad Dog
Threads.

02:42.35
gav
brit

02:46.58
Chibbs
You can also jump on our Patreon and get our free weekly podcast. bonus show, 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Live. There's about 87 episodes of that up there now. And you can donate mere $2 a month or something crazy like that and get every episode a week early.

03:05.98
Chibbs
So free show on there. You've got to do it.

03:09.87
Mad Dog
It's free.

03:11.34
Chibbs
It's free. Yeah.

03:12.04
gav
It's free.

03:12.46
Bevo
It's

03:12.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:13.06
gav
It's free.

03:13.47
Chibbs
It's like you're being robbed if you don't do it.

03:13.90
gav
It's free. Yeah, you're you're actually shortchanging yourself as we speak.

03:16.47
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:17.36
Bevo
like being robbed in reverse. It's like having robbed.

03:20.02
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:20.06
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right.

03:22.17
Mad Dog
all Oh,

03:30.54
Chibbs
Tell you what, I saw a photo.

03:30.74
Mad Dog
I've been thinking about this one. Yeah.

03:32.28
gav
Me too, actually.

03:32.60
Bevo
Why say few word when no word does trick?

03:33.74
Chibbs
I got a photo of Billy Ray Cyrus in 1992, and nor want to fight this man.

03:38.38
Mad Dog
He's a fucking tank. Yeah.

03:42.49
Chibbs
But spin it, we will.

03:43.00
Mad Dog
No.

03:44.84
Bevo
Ah.

03:45.02
gav
ah

03:45.69
Chibbs
It is spinning. Who is fighting Billy Ray Cyrus? Mad Dog is fighting Billy Ray Cyrus in 1992.

03:50.14
Mad Dog
Jesus Christ.

03:50.14
gav
Oh, yes.

03:51.04
Bevo
Ah.

03:52.71
Mad Dog
Okay.

03:52.83
Chibbs
I'm glad it's Doggy, honestly, to be honest with you.

03:52.89
gav
ah

03:54.99
Chibbs
I think Doggy's probably the most fit.

03:55.42
gav
Of all of us, I reckon he's got he's got the best shot.

03:55.51
Mad Dog
Can I just...

03:58.42
Chibbs
He's the most fit out of of us.

03:58.49
Mad Dog
Can I just... yeah Well, look, can I just say this? But out of the four of us, I have lost the most fights because I always seem to be matched up with some fucking ninjutsu master or like a huge fucking farm boy like Billy Ray or all of BTS.

04:14.84
Chibbs
He had to fight the weather girls and stuff. and home

04:20.99
Bevo
Or woman.

04:21.14
Chibbs
Yeah, all of BTS.

04:21.18
gav
Can I, if you've in your own time

04:22.97
Chibbs
all of All of BTS. Yeah.

04:25.94
Mad Dog
Yeah, I deleted the first.

04:26.68
Chibbs
Yeah,

04:30.09
Chibbs
that's right.

04:30.42
gav
deleted the punch him out of existence.

04:32.85
Chibbs
Ha ha!

04:33.62
gav
When you get a minute mad dog before the end of the episode, have a look at the photo.

04:34.04
Mad Dog
Yeah, so...

04:36.74
gav
I just dropped in the chat of 1992.

04:38.45
Mad Dog
Oh, shit.

04:39.78
gav
Billy Ray Cyrus.

04:39.95
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:40.75
gav
Cunt is jacked.

04:41.10
Mad Dog
I've been fucked up. Yeah.

04:43.64
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

04:43.95
Chibbs
That's it. 1992 Billy Ray Cyrus is just, he is fueled by booze, cocaine and cum.

04:44.32
gav
He's a unit.

04:44.44
Bevo
You're going nowhere.

04:46.62
gav
He's fucking huge, man.

04:54.74
gav
His body is a human-sized fuck machine. What is a human-sized fuck costume?

04:58.59
Chibbs
Human size fuck costume.

05:00.34
Mad Dog
Yeah, he's massive.

05:01.88
gav
ah

05:02.74
Chibbs
Who are you going as for hot Halloween this year? Oh, Billy Ray Cyrus from 1992. So

05:09.54
Mad Dog
1992, Billy Ray.

05:10.58
Bevo
I keep thinking, like, he he's got the achy, breaky heart, but he's probably also got, like, the fucking muscly, wussly arms or something like that.

05:11.52
gav
Oh, so just a human-sized fuck...

05:11.93
Chibbs
i

05:17.30
Chibbs
yeah ya and it's gone

05:19.22
gav
The Steri-Reri Roids.

05:20.31
Chibbs
Yeah, you've really got to go you got to go to a straight straight heart shot early for this guy, that's for sure.

05:23.98
Bevo
$10 word.

05:27.67
Mad Dog
Yeah. Look, I'm just going to acquiesce um and just say, yeah, I think he's got me.

05:27.99
Chibbs
um

05:32.11
Bevo
that's ten dollars word

05:34.42
gav
ah reckon I reckon all four of us could fight this Billy Ray and we'd still lose.

05:35.22
Chibbs
Says he's six foot.

05:35.83
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:39.31
Chibbs
Says six foot.

05:40.02
Mad Dog
Just,

05:40.66
Chibbs
Farm strength. Around 90 kilos.

05:42.76
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

05:46.19
gav
I reckon his bicep weighs 90 kilos.

05:46.38
Chibbs
Fighting style, reckless...

05:48.31
gav
Jesus.

05:49.24
Chibbs
Apparently, reckless southern haymakers, fine and stale. um And he's got the achy-brakey backhand.

05:56.95
Bevo
Yeah.

05:57.47
Chibbs
That's... ah

05:57.78
Mad Dog
ah! Jesus! just na

06:00.91
gav
Achy breaky your nose.

06:01.18
Chibbs
Says he he uses line-dancing footwork and then launches a blind right hook. yes

06:07.23
Bevo
Just got to punch him in the honky wonky nose.

06:07.90
Mad Dog
pieces

06:09.09
Bevo
Let's

06:10.73
gav
I

06:12.57
Chibbs
Okay. Well, we'll find out.

06:13.61
Bevo
get into some lyrics.

06:13.94
Mad Dog
Christ.

06:14.05
Chibbs
We'll find out later.

06:14.42
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:15.03
gav
guess we'll find out.

06:15.90
Mad Dog
I mean, I hate to give up that early, but let's, you know, let's be serious here.

06:18.68
gav
Yeah. These things happen.

06:21.05
Bevo
It's just the way the cookie grumbles.

06:21.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:23.31
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:23.32
gav
Sometimes, sometimes.

06:23.68
Chibbs
Verse one. You can tell the world you never was my girl. You can burn my clothes when I'm gone. or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been and laugh and joke about me on the phone.

06:39.58
Chibbs
You can tell my arms go back to the farm. You can tell my feet to hit the floor. Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips. They won't be reaching out for you no more.

06:57.85
Bevo
It reminds me of that Simpsons bit where it's like, kids can be so cruel. They can? Thanks, Mom.

07:03.48
gav
ah

07:05.98
Bevo
You can tell the world you never was my girl. Oh, okay, I will. Thank you.

07:09.50
Chibbs
Oh, good. Okay, great. Yeah. Okay. I didn't know that was an option.

07:11.69
Bevo
was hoping for that. We're going to get tour of Mad Dog's house here.

07:13.78
gav
yeah yeah yeah I'm enjoying this this is good content mad dog you know give us a real estate listing while you're there what's happening

07:14.99
Bevo
We're going get the full work. Yeah.

07:21.78
Mad Dog
sorry about that all good

07:23.86
gav
Are you on the toilet?

07:24.39
Chibbs
That's not all good law.

07:25.38
gav
Are you shitting?

07:25.55
Chibbs
This

07:25.88
Bevo
chat microphones back in the room he left just then.

07:30.13
Mad Dog
All good.

07:30.33
Chibbs
is terrible podcasting.

07:31.28
Mad Dog
back.

07:31.51
Bevo
Oh, the full lap.

07:32.86
gav
Oh my God.

07:33.11
Chibbs
ah

07:34.28
gav
He's gone gone rogue.

07:34.83
Chibbs
he's In the second line, he's already like, you can burn my clothes.

07:35.32
gav
um

07:40.44
Bevo
yeah Donate them.

07:41.09
Chibbs
Yeah,

07:41.37
gav
Yeah.

07:43.70
Chibbs
yeah I mean, all of them?

07:43.81
Bevo
What a waste.

07:45.14
Chibbs
are Just the ones he was wearing?

07:46.45
Bevo
Has he got like bed bugs or something?

07:46.68
Chibbs
are you going to go to his wardrobe and just get a bonfire going?

07:50.21
gav
Yeah. He's like, you can burn my clothes and you look at him, he's just wearing a really tight pair of underwear and nothing else.

07:51.47
Bevo
Yeah.

07:56.81
gav
It's just like, loin.

07:57.32
Chibbs
A loincloth. sir ah

08:00.60
gav
Standing there with his bulge thrusts right out, like, you could burn it. You could burn it if you wanted. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

08:05.85
Chibbs
You have to get it off me if you want to burn it.

08:10.30
gav
ah

08:11.00
Bevo
I also so like...

08:11.10
Chibbs
You can tell them what a fool I've been.

08:14.57
Bevo
There's very something very Looney Tunes about telling your arms to go back to the farm. They just pop off and grab like a suitcase and just walk off. Yeah.

08:21.82
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:21.91
gav
yeah Hopping, knuckling along the ground.

08:23.34
Chibbs
We're going back to the farm.

08:26.58
gav
Yeah.

08:26.74
Bevo
yeah

08:28.98
gav
yeah

08:29.21
Chibbs
This is... the The confusing part is the... You can tell my lips to tell my fingertips. So, don't talk directly to the fingertips.

08:39.86
Chibbs
Like, don't...

08:40.89
gav
ah

08:41.88
Bevo
it also It also implies that he's putting he's putting his fingertips in his lips.

08:42.19
Chibbs
They're not to be spoken to. You tell my lips to tell them.

08:46.36
gav
yeah

08:47.88
Bevo
He's giving the wet willy in the ear. Yeah.

08:50.33
Chibbs
ah

08:53.13
Chibbs
Tell my lips to tell my fingertips. What's so special about his fingertips? Like, you were able to tell talk to his arms, talk to his legs.

08:59.03
Bevo
i and know They don't have ears, you see. The

09:02.42
gav
Yeah, but don't you dare talk to his fingertips.

09:03.41
Chibbs
His fingertips are on his arms.

09:06.11
Bevo
fingertips only read lips.

09:06.99
gav
Surely they would have just heard. Like, they're close enough to his arms to have just, like, caught the edge of the conversation anyway.

09:13.17
Bevo
Well, that's what I'm saying.

09:13.62
Chibbs
Yeah, it's just like...

09:13.73
Bevo
They don't have ears. They are lip readers in a very literal sense of the word.

09:19.03
Chibbs
They just feel the lips moving.

09:20.70
gav
yeah

09:22.26
Bevo
Read my lips.

09:25.37
Chibbs
You have to stop touching now.

09:25.59
Bevo
What Mad Dog doing?

09:27.16
gav
Yeah, what the fuck is Doggy doing?

09:27.46
Chibbs
What is Mattel doing?

09:29.54
gav
He's just fucked off. We can just hear him in the background. Is he ordering a pizza?

09:33.59
Chibbs
He's just gone. i hope Does he know all of this is just on YouTube now?

09:34.91
Bevo
Remember back in the day?

09:34.90
gav
This motherfucker.

09:35.81
Bevo
Remember back in the day?

09:37.32
Chibbs
Like, it's all on YouTube.

09:38.04
Bevo
yeah.

09:38.42
gav
Yeah, it's you can't...

09:39.12
Bevo
Back in the day someone would leave and we'd pretend that they were like taking huge shit or something.

09:42.84
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, we can't do that anymore.

09:43.51
Bevo
Because we didn't have cameras back then.

09:45.37
Chibbs
Yeah. We started a whole rumor of Dan Southern eats dog shit. for like It lasted for like two months.

09:48.86
Bevo
Yeah, that's right. yeah The good old days.

09:50.84
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:52.12
gav
That wasn't a rumor though.

09:52.63
Chibbs
This was written it was written in 1990 by Don Von Tress, first released in 1991 by the Marcy brothers with the title Don't Tell My Heart.

10:07.13
Chibbs
Does Don Von Tress sound like a Nazi war criminal that's hiding in Ohio?

10:07.22
Bevo
It's not even his song.

10:11.96
Bevo
Yeah, he sounds like he has sounds like he has seven children that Maria von Trapp teaches to sing.

10:12.34
gav
ah hundred percent

10:12.79
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:14.26
gav
hundred percent

10:15.55
Mad Dog
It's like,

10:18.58
Mad Dog
Don Von Tress.

10:19.90
Chibbs
Don Von! Do you think Von Tress is the last name or Don Von is the first name?

10:22.02
Mad Dog
Don...

10:25.53
gav
Don Don Von Jovi

10:28.15
Mad Dog
Tress. Don Von.

10:31.09
Chibbs
I'm Don Von Tress. Did you say Don Von Tress?

10:34.95
Mad Dog
Don Von.

10:36.89
Chibbs
Don Von. Don Von. My name is Don Von.

10:38.36
Mad Dog
yeah Don Von.

10:40.22
Bevo
Don von Jovi.

10:40.98
gav
Can I tell you something about the Marcy brothers who wrote the song? um

10:45.55
Chibbs
Well, they performed it.

10:46.50
gav
They're they're

10:47.67
Chibbs
Don Von Tress wrote it.

10:50.01
Mad Dog
Don von Jovi.

10:50.20
gav
Okay, well, well the Marcy brothers did a version and their biggest hit was called Cotton Pickin' Time.

10:58.15
Mad Dog
Good grief.

10:58.28
Bevo
Oh.

10:58.62
gav
So, yep, shows you shows where they're at.

11:01.91
Chibbs
Maybe that's why the Marcy Brothers version that came out literally the year before this didn't take off as much.

11:08.08
gav
Didn't take off.

11:08.52
Bevo
Hmm.

11:08.88
gav
I'm not surprised.

11:09.08
Chibbs
The Marcy Brothers version came out in 1991. Billy Ray's came out in 1992. It's pretty wild to have a cover of another version coming out a year later.

11:15.27
Bevo
That's crazy.

11:17.66
gav
Right, one arm. That shit, we've spoken about that before. That shit used to happen heaps in like the 50s and 60s.

11:22.01
Chibbs
This did happen in the...

11:22.74
gav
Hey, like Debbie...

11:22.85
Chibbs
kno it happened No. yeah this happened this used to happen in the fucking ninety s

11:27.83
Bevo
Yeah. Remember the 1985, 1985, we're bowling for soup.

11:28.12
gav
More in the 90s as well.

11:28.57
Chibbs
This was the 90s this happened. We had... um Yep, that that that was one after the other.

11:33.34
Bevo
not long after the ah

11:33.89
gav
Jesus.

11:36.34
Chibbs
And then you had Macarena had two two different versions of it in the charts at the same time.

11:44.12
Bevo
Yeah.

11:44.31
gav
Jesus.

11:45.14
Mad Dog
Yes.

11:45.14
Bevo
What about, um, she's so hot

11:45.58
Mad Dog
ah Were they one and two?

11:48.54
Chibbs
Something like that, yeah.

11:49.85
Mad Dog
okay

11:50.20
Bevo
that song. She's so high tail Bachman, but it was also a hit for one of the idol winners.

11:52.92
gav
Yeah.

11:53.23
Chibbs
Yep.

11:53.31
Mad Dog
Yep.

11:56.34
Bevo
I think I can't remember the Jason something or other.

11:58.10
gav
Right.

11:58.33
Mad Dog
Was it?

11:59.10
Bevo
They were both, I think they were both chared at the same time.

11:59.48
gav
Were they in the... Wow. There you go. That shit just doesn't feel like it happens much anymore.

12:04.32
Bevo
Hmm.

12:05.91
gav
I feel like that's that's a bit of a bygone era.

12:06.99
Chibbs
No, it'd be like someone coming out with, um like doing a version of Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter now and it going to number one.

12:12.57
Bevo
Yeah.

12:13.43
gav
And it being big, yeah.

12:14.04
Bevo
Which, but in the sixties, it happened all the time. You'd have like, whenever the Beatles put out a song, there'd be fucking 20 cover versions of it.

12:16.92
gav
All the fucking time, yeah.

12:17.24
Chibbs
All the time.

12:18.91
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

12:22.52
gav
Yeah.

12:22.65
Bevo
And they'd all be charting in some, somewhere in the charts.

12:22.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:26.50
Mad Dog
It's crazy.

12:26.50
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:26.57
Bevo
Must be annoying.

12:26.78
gav
so weird

12:28.60
Chibbs
The chorus goes, but don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart. I just don't think he'd understand. And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, he might blow up and kill this man.

12:42.71
Chibbs
oh

12:43.23
Mad Dog
Jesus Christ.

12:43.86
Chibbs
okay

12:46.30
Bevo
Gavin, take the floor.

12:46.49
gav
okay okay so I mean, feel like the heart has a bit of a switch in his hand. um if

12:56.38
Chibbs
Yeah, when he said those arms go back to the farm, but tell the fingertips, tell the fingertips, keep some pressure on that button.

12:56.54
gav
I think we've fallen down.

13:00.50
gav
Tell the fingertips.

13:04.02
Bevo
they're on the other side of the farm.

13:05.34
Mad Dog
yeah

13:05.43
gav
Keep your fingertips right on that fucking switch.

13:06.42
Mad Dog
You better be clamped tight.

13:10.10
gav
Yeah, no, it's a Rodney.

13:10.33
Chibbs
My fingertips, hold it on that switch.

13:13.30
gav
Rodney Dedman has entered the chat.

13:18.62
Chibbs
Famous switch invented by Rodney Dedman in 1987.

13:21.69
gav
ro Rodney Dedman now.

13:22.36
Bevo
Did you hear that one?

13:23.00
Mad Dog
yes The dead.

13:25.59
gav
Big, big, so big sponsor of the pod.

13:26.51
Chibbs
A recently invented Dedman switch. Yeah.

13:29.24
gav
but Yeah, he patented it.

13:29.72
Chibbs
Friend of the pod, Rodney Dedman.

13:30.80
gav
he front ah That is definitely a shirt.

13:34.18
Bevo
Dearly departed. Dearly departed Rodney Denman.

13:36.08
gav
man. ah

13:38.39
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

13:39.54
Bevo
No longer with us.

13:40.02
gav
oh then

13:40.46
Chibbs
I like that he's his heart is a ah not only is it um a person, but it is a male.

13:48.91
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:48.89
gav
Yeah.

13:49.75
Bevo
Yeah.

13:50.01
gav
and And a bit of a tetchy male as well.

13:50.81
Mad Dog
It's been assigned gen.

13:52.16
gav
Like he's not, not, not, not particularly stable. I'm getting the impression that this heart's a little bit on the fritz as a man. um Yeah.

13:58.72
Chibbs
Oh, big time, big time, yeah, yeah. This is... Look, let's not bet around the bush. We're in suicide vest territory here, fellas.

14:04.54
Mad Dog
Very sensitive.

14:06.26
gav
Yeah.

14:06.98
Mad Dog
Yeah, 100%.

14:07.11
gav
He's going to kill himself and everyone within the 30 foot radius.

14:07.76
Bevo
Yeah.

14:07.84
Mad Dog
It's

14:08.09
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. and he He kind of was laughing it off, but was fighting back tears through that first verse of all the being picked on, and you can do this to me, you can do this to me.

14:10.90
Mad Dog
it's like,

14:18.26
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

14:21.72
Bevo
yeah He's saying he's...

14:22.49
Chibbs
But then it's just like... But when it comes down to it, you don't leave.

14:28.69
Bevo
Yeah.

14:29.27
gav
Yeah.

14:29.34
Chibbs
You don't go anywhere.

14:29.72
Bevo
He's impervious to damage except for his weak point, which is his...

14:30.68
gav
um he's he's like he He's like singing about He's like, you can tell my arms to go back to the farmers. He's like putting handfuls of ball bearings and nails into his pockets.

14:38.78
Chibbs
yeah

14:39.31
gav
Yeah.

14:42.62
Chibbs
Just scrap metal he found around the farm.

14:45.05
gav
Yeah. Oh, the good stuff.

14:48.45
Chibbs
Pulled bearings into his pockets. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

14:51.55
gav
Hey. My.

14:53.50
Bevo
You're a sick man, Gavin.

14:55.16
Chibbs
ah Yeah, but hey, he's just like, but he also is throwing in there the, it's, you do have a chance to win Billy Ray over and not have him detonate himself in in the line dancing club.

14:55.42
gav
yeah hey

15:06.81
gav
yeah

15:10.33
Chibbs
He throws a mite in there, like, um don't, ah he might blow up and kill this man.

15:12.44
Mad Dog
club.

15:12.79
gav
why yeah

15:13.88
Bevo
yeah Allegedly.

15:14.23
Mad Dog
Hey.

15:18.29
Chibbs
So it's like, I'm no responsibility on Billy Ray. The heart,

15:22.74
Mad Dog
He's building a ah ah ah legal defense here.

15:22.87
gav
ah

15:26.36
Mad Dog
He's like... Yeah.

15:28.15
Chibbs
Yeah, the heart controls the fingertips, the fingertips control the...

15:29.02
gav
you know

15:32.16
Chibbs
No, the heart controls the lips, the lips control the fingertips, and the fingertips are holding a trigger. Now, there is a series of things that need to happen here for this room to explode.

15:37.11
gav
the dead men switch but ah as long as you don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart um

15:42.04
Chibbs
It might not happen. You still have a chance.

15:44.25
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:49.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:49.72
Mad Dog
hey He sounds like an emotional fucking wreck, this heart.

15:51.26
Bevo
um but ah All I'm thinking about is um keep thinking about all the other body parts that would be like achy, breaky, like winky, blinky eyes or stuff like that.

15:54.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:54.65
Mad Dog
ay

15:59.87
Bevo
I'm sure there's so many.

16:01.30
gav
That works really well, oddly.

16:01.95
Mad Dog
Janky, kanky ankle.

16:03.83
Bevo
Yeah.

16:04.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:04.63
gav
ah

16:04.90
Chibbs
Janky kanky ankh.

16:06.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:06.74
gav
ah

16:07.42
Bevo
Heaps of sequel, potentially. Yeah.

16:09.88
gav
ah

16:11.93
Chibbs
There is sequel potential. Why isn't there a sequel?

16:13.69
Bevo
yeah Yeah. My farty, warty butt or something.

16:15.51
gav
There is a sequel. There fucking is a sequel. um Who did it?

16:19.74
Bevo
Is there?

16:20.12
Mad Dog
No, surely.

16:21.98
gav
No, someone did it. Someone did it. um

16:23.59
Mad Dog
No, there was, wasn't there?

16:25.24
gav
And it was literally called Achy Breaky 2. I'm pretty sure there was like a hip-hop...

16:30.29
Mad Dog
I keep breaking too.

16:30.62
Chibbs
that This cannot be true.

16:31.74
gav
Okay, in 2014, rapper Buck22 released a hip-hop version of the song with with Cyrus, and it was called Achy Breaky 2, in which Cyrus reprised his role for the chorus.

16:43.58
Mad Dog
That sucks.

16:45.64
Chibbs
All right, we'll put that on the list.

16:45.59
gav
So he straight up, so he sung he sung in in Achy Breaky 2.

16:47.35
Bevo
No, no, no.

16:47.45
Chibbs
Put that on the list. Yeah.

16:49.88
gav
It was

16:50.95
Chibbs
We'll be back.

16:52.06
Bevo
Next week, back to back.

16:52.11
Chibbs
We'll be back, episode two. Thank you, Frankie, too.

16:54.78
Bevo
The sequel.

16:55.86
gav
cocked and loaded.

16:56.41
Chibbs
ah This became the first single ever to achieve triple platinum status in Australia. ah

17:03.06
Mad Dog
Wow.

17:03.10
Chibbs
It was the 1992's biggest selling single in the country as well.

17:03.06
gav
Oh.

17:07.10
Chibbs
And the music video for the song led to the explosion of line dancing into the mainstream.

17:07.98
gav
Oh.

17:13.64
gav
Oh.

17:14.08
Chibbs
The song is considered ah the song is considered to be some of, ah is one of the worst songs of all time ah considered by v h one

17:14.18
gav
Is that how that happened?

17:14.32
Bevo
Started revolution, didn't it?

17:27.00
Chibbs
It was number two on VH1's worst songs of all time list.

17:27.31
Bevo
Wow.

17:27.70
gav
Fair.

17:31.56
Chibbs
Blender also had it at number two on their 50 most awesomely bad songs ever list.

17:32.15
Bevo
Wow.

17:38.30
gav
What was number one on each of those lists? Do we know? Do we have the stats?

17:42.54
Chibbs
Nah, don't know.

17:43.32
gav
Mad Dog. Mad Dog, get Googling.

17:44.60
Bevo
So many, so many.

17:46.55
Mad Dog
um the stats for what sorry

17:50.52
gav
I love yeah i love love how locked in you are.

17:51.16
Chibbs
Verse 2, verse 2, it goes,

17:53.05
Bevo
he's He's returned to the room, but he is not here.

17:58.09
Chibbs
Verse 2 goes, You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas.

18:03.64
Mad Dog
ah

18:03.74
Chibbs
You can tell your dog to bite my leg. or tell your brother Cliff, whose fist he can tell my lip he never really liked me anyway.

18:16.02
Chibbs
Or tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please. Myself already knows I'm not okay. Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind.

18:30.49
Chibbs
It might be walking out on me today.

18:35.98
Bevo
Wow.

18:36.41
Mad Dog
Myself already knows. That's such a shit line.

18:40.40
Bevo
This guy's got lots split personalities going on. um

18:43.86
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:44.44
Chibbs
Badly. Also very psychotic.

18:48.41
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:49.56
Bevo
Impressive that he can segment all these body parts as well. They've all got their own little personalities.

18:53.94
Chibbs
It is pretty interesting that he can do that. Yeah, 100%.

18:56.25
Bevo
Yeah.

18:56.94
Chibbs
But if you've just got, if you've got, you know, like the, or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind. It might be walking out on me today.

19:11.19
Bevo
that That stinger has had so much use. That's the old psycho strings.

19:15.99
Chibbs
can unhinge the whole thing it's just um like

19:17.46
Bevo
Yeah.

19:19.61
Mad Dog
the one The one about um the brother Cliff and the fist telling him something reminds me of this this move, like, I don't like you.

19:25.62
Bevo
Yeah.

19:28.11
Bevo
It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right.

19:31.29
Mad Dog
I don't like you. like.

19:33.20
Chibbs
fist talking the old race and

19:34.94
Mad Dog
yeah

19:35.48
Bevo
I also like that he's told his... He's fully said, just get your dog to come and fucking take a chunk out of my leg. Tell your dog to bite my leg.

19:46.69
Chibbs
You'd have to train a dog to do that.

19:47.06
Mad Dog
yeah

19:49.75
Bevo
True.

19:49.85
Mad Dog
Oh, they're trained.

19:50.56
Chibbs
Wouldn't you?

19:50.78
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

19:51.93
Chibbs
You would have to train dog. It's very specific as well to tell your mum he moved to Arkansas.

19:59.12
gav
So with that one, it's more.

19:59.30
Bevo
Yeah.

19:59.60
Chibbs
Where's that Billy Ray that you were dating? He moved to Arkansas. Oh, well, that's far away, I think.

20:06.17
Mad Dog
There you go.

20:06.90
gav
He says it more, right? He says like, you can tell you more.

20:08.56
Bevo
Yeah, the wrong with Moore, yeah.

20:10.46
gav
I moved to Arkansas.

20:11.77
Chibbs
More...

20:13.43
Bevo
Yeah, it could have been, you could tell your ma I moved to Omaha.

20:13.55
gav
More.

20:17.24
Mad Dog
there yeah

20:17.51
gav
Oh, that would have worked

20:17.62
Bevo
Plenty of things are going on.

20:18.01
Chibbs
Yeah, sure. Yep.

20:20.44
gav
You can tell you more.

20:20.63
Chibbs
um But tell your Aunt Louise anything.

20:21.64
gav
She's a dirty hoe.

20:22.67
Chibbs
I don't give a shit by this point. Tell your mum specifically where I am when I guess Aunt Louise.

20:24.82
gav
yeah

20:24.96
Bevo
Hmm.

20:27.07
Chibbs
I don't give a fuck you're telling Aunt Louise. I met her once. What do I give a shit?

20:31.86
Bevo
I like that we're we're slowly constructing this this woman's like full family. She's got a but brother named Cliff.

20:38.07
gav
yeah she's got a brother cliff yeah ah

20:38.20
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:40.31
Bevo
Her aunt Louise.

20:40.47
Mad Dog
Cliff.

20:41.02
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

20:43.19
Mad Dog
Yeah. Mum. Ma.

20:44.79
Bevo
She obviously doesn't live in Arkansas because...

20:45.20
Mad Dog
More.

20:46.93
Bevo
um

20:47.29
Chibbs
She doesn't live in Arkansas. She's got a bunch of friends because she jokes about Billy Ray on the phone to them.

20:51.42
Bevo
Yeah, has a dog as well.

20:52.38
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Sounds like she's got quite a nice little life, really.

20:54.90
Bevo
Yeah.

20:57.52
Chibbs
It's just Billy Ray that's fucking it up for her.

20:58.20
gav
yeah a big a big social circle for sure

21:00.92
Chibbs
Uh-huh.

21:01.33
gav
Yeah, yeah.

21:01.46
Chibbs
Yeah. Sounds busy. ah This was ah the first million-selling country single since Islands in the Stream by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton in 83.

21:13.76
gav
Wow.

21:14.71
Chibbs
So no other country song... sold over a million.

21:17.72
gav
For what? What's that? Nine years? Nine years of not not one song cracked million sales.

21:20.12
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Which is crazy to think now with how big country music is everywhere.

21:23.18
gav
Fuck.

21:26.01
gav
Yeah, yeah.

21:26.24
Chibbs
It's just like, you know, I imagine like whenever you're watching the NBA or something and it's say like Memphis or someone like that playing, it's always like, and on court side, it's this country's like multi Grammy platinum.

21:40.57
gav
It's massive.

21:41.48
Chibbs
And I'm like, ah now I've never fucking heard of that person ever at all.

21:45.89
Bevo
It's no achy, breaky heart.

21:46.94
gav
Yeah.

21:47.22
Chibbs
Yeah. And they play stadiums.

21:48.02
Mad Dog
yeah

21:49.24
Bevo
can i like Can I line dance to it?

21:49.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:51.80
gav
My Barsky Wasky Ball.

21:51.90
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:53.06
Bevo
Can I do the and do the heel and toe poker?

21:53.91
Chibbs
Oh, fellas, I was in Tamworth recently. I'm telling you, live dancing is alive and well in Tamworth.

21:57.23
gav
Oh, the home of country music.

22:03.26
gav
Really?

22:04.51
Bevo
That's a story I was going to tell before.

22:04.71
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

22:04.76
Mad Dog
Very strange.

22:04.79
gav
Wow.

22:06.10
Chibbs
I went to, um just by pure chance, my mate my mate Dean was in Tamworth at the same time. And he messaged me. He's like, are you in Tamworth? i'm like, I am in Tamworth.

22:17.26
Chibbs
And we ended up going to this, like, a leagues club, a leagues club.

22:18.14
Bevo
But the other end of the line.

22:18.33
gav
go Do you want to go line dancing?

22:21.94
Bevo
Look further up the line, mate.

22:22.42
Chibbs
And... It was so fucked. This place was huge and it was, um but it was under construction. So it was like this giant building, but one room was working. So everything was like the entertainment, the dinner and all the bar was just this one room inside this giant building.

22:42.14
Chibbs
And a dude started playing guitar. I'm like, fuck, this would be the easiest place in the world to make a living as a, gigging musician if you can just learn the same you've got to know the line dancing staples uh but they all have they know the the dance and we're sitting there uh and these two oldies run in and ah they sit down ripping their shoes off pulling out of the bag dancing in shoes and

22:54.14
Bevo
Chicken fried and... Yeah.

23:11.05
gav
Oh, no way.

23:11.36
Mad Dog
Oh.

23:15.24
gav
Oh, no way!

23:15.48
Chibbs
line dancing shoes, but old love couldn't get hers on quick enough.

23:15.96
Mad Dog
Good grief.

23:20.89
Chibbs
And the dude was like berating her, like for not being fast enough. Cause going to miss the end of this song.

23:26.68
gav
The song.

23:27.38
Chibbs
And he's just like, just get them on barrel.

23:27.86
gav
Oh, my God.

23:29.21
Bevo
Wow.

23:29.82
Chibbs
Like, uh, yeah.

23:30.82
gav
Ha ha ha ha

23:31.13
Mad Dog
yeah

23:34.94
Mad Dog
Jesus.

23:35.49
Chibbs
Uh, there's people having, there's people having domestic situations about line dancing right now, probably as we speak in Tamworth.

23:36.54
Mad Dog
Every time.

23:42.55
gav
In Tamworth. in In the worth.

23:44.41
Chibbs
Um, Yeah,

23:46.74
Mad Dog
I've seen it happen in Texas, like that that pretty much, except for the domestics, but people just breaking out into fully, yeah.

23:46.84
gav
God damn.

23:53.94
gav
No, you just didn't see that. but they they He shot her on the drive home. If you didn't see it happen, it's like she was a hole.

23:58.17
Chibbs
yeah yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah, yeah.

23:59.32
Mad Dog
Probably, probably.

24:00.98
gav
She was in a hole in the desert by by the next morning.

24:01.53
Mad Dog
There was murder. Yeah.

24:03.16
Bevo
Did you guys,

24:03.16
Chibbs
Yeah, they scored some fy put some fentanyl on the way home and then shot each other.

24:03.70
gav
Yeah.

24:07.93
Bevo
did you guys have to, were forced to do line dancing in primary school?

24:08.25
Mad Dog
Yeah.

24:08.38
Chibbs
you know That's how you know it's American.

24:11.93
Mad Dog
Yes.

24:12.04
gav
Oh, fuck yeah.

24:12.38
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.

24:13.40
Bevo
God, I hate that so much.

24:13.72
Mad Dog
People of our vintage were all forced to do line dancing.

24:16.70
Chibbs
Yeah, you had to do it.

24:17.09
Bevo
I hated it.

24:17.05
gav
Do they still do... You've got... You guys have... As in Chibs and fucking Bevo.

24:20.82
Chibbs
No, it's not like not it's not line not line dancing anymore.

24:21.85
gav
it's in They don't do that shit anymore?

24:24.46
Chibbs
nano No, no, no.

24:24.50
gav
What do they do now? Do they fucking...

24:25.78
Chibbs
They do have just dance. like it's like They're basically just YouTube videos where you copy the dance moves, but it's not line dancing.

24:30.49
gav
Yeah, okay.

24:30.72
Bevo
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

24:31.80
gav
Yeah.

24:32.82
Bevo
Danny Go.

24:33.06
Mad Dog
Are you talking about kids in school having to dance?

24:33.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:35.29
gav
Yeah, yeah.

24:35.51
Bevo
Yeah.

24:35.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:36.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

24:37.67
Chibbs
It's not line dancing.

24:37.78
gav
Yeah.

24:38.04
Bevo
The heel and toe polka.

24:38.13
Mad Dog
Line dancing isn't a thing. Yeah.

24:40.27
gav
I love that I was like, you two have, not you, Mad Dog, you two have kids in school completely forgetting that was fucking Mad Dog's entire profession.

24:48.31
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, he's been around more kids than any of us.

24:50.19
gav
I'm like, pipe pipe down, pipe down, Mad Dog.

24:50.26
Bevo
Not anymore.

24:53.11
gav
I'm talking about kids at school now, okay?

24:54.42
Mad Dog
Yeah, shut the fuck up, you inexperienced fuckwit.

24:55.64
Chibbs
ah

24:56.22
gav
You can just you can just mute. Can you just mute your fucking mic for a minute while I talk to them?

24:59.97
Bevo
They didn't dance at the Druid.

25:00.76
Chibbs
yeah

25:01.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:01.46
Chibbs
Tell his achy-braky art.

25:04.63
Bevo
It was more of a stabbing emotion.

25:06.65
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:06.93
Bevo
I don't know.

25:07.29
gav
ah

25:08.17
Chibbs
He's not dancing, he's dodging stabs.

25:08.41
Bevo
Yeah.

25:10.89
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

25:11.29
Mad Dog
It's dodgy.

25:13.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

25:13.14
gav
ah ah

25:13.59
Mad Dog
It's like, a dance.

25:14.10
Chibbs
ah

25:15.43
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:17.94
Chibbs
I was trying to figure out, so i was looking into this Don Von Tress who was who wrote Achy Breaky Heart, and he's just an amateur songwriter.

25:28.59
Chibbs
He's not anyone.

25:29.88
gav
He wasn't, yeah, he wasn't like a, yeah.

25:30.53
Bevo
Oh, we all.

25:31.04
Chibbs
He's no bigwig at all.

25:31.57
gav
Yeah.

25:32.46
Chibbs
He's literally a dude from fucking Kentucky.

25:32.95
Bevo
We

25:35.71
Chibbs
He used to be in the army who every now and again just sets up a tape recorder and records a bunch of songs and then was just getting them passed around.

25:37.56
Bevo
got very lucky.

25:44.76
Chibbs
um but Yeah, just to people. Here's a tape, here's a tape. And people would just get these tapes and go, oh yeah, that's good song. All right, I'll play that. I've done some more research into it.

25:55.09
Chibbs
This dude, Don Pontrest, never had another fucking song, nothing.

25:59.29
gav
Amazing. Amazing.

26:01.08
Chibbs
He made approximately $10 to $15 million dollars off this song.

26:05.53
gav
Oh, fuck.

26:05.76
Mad Dog
Oh, what a legend.

26:08.38
gav
Fuck.

26:09.62
Chibbs
Yeah, probably converted it to Nazi gold.

26:09.89
gav
I bet he knocked it out in a bit.

26:10.01
Mad Dog
Good on him.

26:11.26
Bevo
and started a revolution.

26:11.42
gav
it's you know you you You know that it's two chords. It's A to E, the entire fucking song.

26:15.77
Chibbs
Yeah. Uh-huh.

26:16.76
Bevo
Hmm.

26:17.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:18.03
gav
Cunt made $15 million dollars off a to E. God damn it.

26:21.08
Chibbs
ida A to E. Yeah.

26:23.22
Bevo
Hmm.

26:23.40
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:23.64
gav
Fucking legend.

26:23.80
Mad Dog
Wow.

26:24.18
gav
I love that.

26:24.58
Bevo
Hmm.

26:25.69
Chibbs
Yeah, it is fucking fantastic. they They hit another chorus here. They go on instrumental break, but the instrumental break reminds me of the fact that Alvin and the Chipmunks also did a cover version of this in 1992 for their country album, Chipmunks in Low Places.

26:36.66
gav
yeah Yeah.

26:41.59
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:42.07
Bevo
ah

26:44.19
Mad Dog
Chipmunks.

26:44.50
gav
Fuck.

26:44.57
Chibbs
ah

26:44.77
gav
Fuck.

26:45.78
Chibbs
billy ray Billy Ray was on the Chipmunks version because this cunt was just anything. it was just like, yeah, I'm on that. I'll be on that.

26:52.95
Bevo
as they say he'd play the opening of a toilet seat if he

26:53.46
Chibbs
Yes, I'll be on that.

26:57.14
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right. he ah And then the fucking the Chipmunks version of it went to number 32 on the Billboard charts.

27:07.96
gav
God.

27:09.18
Chibbs
ah So fucking Von Tress has made more even more money.

27:10.89
Bevo
oh he'd still be getting residuals from that too i'm sure

27:12.82
Chibbs
It's just like, happy days. Let's go. um

27:17.43
gav
He for sure would.

27:17.92
Chibbs
Yep.

27:18.27
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

27:19.24
Chibbs
It's his song. Like, he's the sole songwriter. There's no other songwriting credit on it.

27:23.99
gav
Fuck.

27:24.09
Chibbs
It's just him.

27:25.27
Bevo
That's crazy.

27:25.53
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:25.62
gav
That just doesn't happen anymore.

27:25.83
Mad Dog
He's killed it. Absolutely killed it.

27:27.32
Bevo
And also like the fact that he would have, his other, the other band would have had a flop with it. So he's oh, I guess that's that.

27:33.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:33.11
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

27:34.10
Bevo
And then the next year, Billy Ray does It's

27:34.61
Chibbs
Oh, that's that. Yeah. I think the last time we heard about this happening was um when Jason Derulo stole that Savage Love song off that New Zealand kid.

27:37.50
gav
yeah

27:44.81
Bevo
like, George, George, George.

27:47.61
Chibbs
jo josh jo jo is it yeah well yeah and um he just the ruler just fucking stole it but he ended up getting paid but yeah he was just literally a teenager that had made that to test his car stereo system yeah yeah

27:49.43
gav
i don't remember this josh josh joshua

27:50.20
Bevo
Yeah.

27:50.76
Mad Dog
Joush.

27:52.02
Bevo
yeah

27:56.35
Bevo
Yeah. It blew up

27:57.27
Mad Dog
That is it.

28:08.98
gav
ah

28:09.56
Chibbs
Crazy.

28:10.16
gav
That's great.

28:10.62
Chibbs
ah That's it. I think that's it. That's all the chorus.

28:13.08
Mad Dog
that easy

28:13.34
Chibbs
He just keeps going on about how he's going to die.

28:14.94
Bevo
long Yeah. Yeah.

28:16.06
Chibbs
He's going to kill you and everyone you love.

28:16.66
Bevo
It's like, there's a chorus and then there's, there's like a clap along chorus and there's another chorus. There's a lot of, don't know.

28:22.62
Chibbs
Yep.

28:23.38
gav
Yeah.

28:23.70
Chibbs
He might blow up and kill this man.

28:24.34
gav
You've got roll it out for the line dancers.

28:26.64
Chibbs
100%. Yeah. Yeah,

28:28.74
gav
They can't they can't cut it too early.

28:30.44
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

28:31.18
Bevo
Yeah.

28:31.40
Chibbs
that's right. Okay.

28:32.35
Mad Dog
Beryl's got to get her boots on.

28:32.86
Chibbs
yeah

28:34.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.

28:34.90
Chibbs
yeah that's right okay

28:40.95
Chibbs
This is tricky.

28:41.69
gav
um

28:41.87
Chibbs
what's so what i mean, it's surely got to be, he might blow up and kill this man, isn't it?

28:46.45
Bevo
That's fucking good.

28:46.75
Chibbs
Like...

28:46.94
gav
I mean, that are we talking about best or worst lyric in the song though? Because that's easily the best.

28:50.83
Bevo
It's, well, the thing that says worst.

28:51.58
Chibbs
yeah Well, it's a hit, a huge hit song that the chorus comes to a climax with. He might blow up and kill someone.

28:59.38
Bevo
You might blow up.

29:03.03
gav
Yeah.

29:04.18
Mad Dog
Yeah, i'll I'll go with that.

29:04.43
gav
Yeah.

29:05.66
Mad Dog
That's it's the funniest one.

29:06.30
Bevo
Yeah.

29:06.42
gav
I honestly, i know it's probably a little bit too basic for what we're doing here, but I think just achy, breaky heart is just like, is so fucking shit.

29:08.46
Chibbs
There's bad lyrics in here.

29:14.81
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

29:15.04
Chibbs
Yeah, actually.

29:15.49
Bevo
You got a point there, yeah.

29:15.58
Chibbs
You know what?

29:17.79
gav
It's so fucking shit.

29:18.33
Chibbs
That's a fucking... Yeah, that is a good shout, Gav. I think that is the shittest lyric.

29:24.09
Bevo
If that didn't exist, I would have said, i would have said, tell your a dog to bite my leg, but that's, it can't be.

29:24.28
Chibbs
I think Achy...

29:28.76
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, i feel like we need to go... Like, you need to go to a whole fucking sub-basement level for bad lyrics when you do country music because it's always terrible.

29:38.81
gav
Yeah, that's true.

29:39.16
Bevo
Yes. Yeah.

29:40.83
Mad Dog
They're always very bad.

29:40.86
gav
The best the best country lyric is is worse than the worst fucking every other genre of lyric.

29:41.08
Bevo
Yeah.

29:41.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:49.02
Bevo
Did you guys see when, um,

29:49.50
Chibbs
Yeah, it's just a different variation of like, I fucked my truck and I ride my dog and I, yeah.

29:53.59
Bevo
when ah when When Bad Bunny was doing the Super Bowl and then they did like the Republican version. Did you guys see that?

30:01.03
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

30:00.99
gav
Oh, yeah, man.

30:01.42
Bevo
And the guy comes up and he's like, heaps sincere.

30:01.80
gav
That was not good.

30:02.42
Mad Dog
yeah

30:04.06
Bevo
And he goes, I just want to drive my truck, catch my fish.

30:07.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:09.21
Bevo
the way But the way he says it, it sounds like kiss my fish.

30:10.39
Chibbs
Catch my fish.

30:10.94
gav
why

30:12.63
Chibbs
Hunt my deer.

30:14.71
Mad Dog
Drink my beer.

30:14.81
gav
yeah my news

30:15.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:15.19
Bevo
it's to Drink my beer, kiss my fish.

30:16.61
Chibbs
Drink my beer.

30:18.81
Bevo
But it yeah, it sounds like kiss my fish.

30:19.06
Chibbs
And all the while you've got Bad Bunny just having the fucking party of the century at the Super Bowl.

30:23.64
gav
Like, yeah, putting but putting on putting on it a generation-defining performance.

30:24.58
Chibbs
like

30:28.05
gav
Yeah.

30:28.34
Bevo
Yeah.

30:28.47
Chibbs
I reckon I've watched that Bad Bunny performance more than any other Super Bowl one where I just go back and go, that was a good time. oh I had a good time with that.

30:36.15
Bevo
Yeah.

30:37.03
Chibbs
Let's watch it again.

30:37.18
gav
ah That pleased me. I am pleased.

30:40.83
Chibbs
It did please me. ah did. And I was surprised because I didn't know. I didn't know what it was all about, but it did please me.

30:46.01
gav
I know.

30:46.58
Bevo
you seen that?

30:46.69
gav
I cannot tell you how frequently I play that album.

30:47.02
Bevo
Have you seen the Michael Jackson one where he stands still for like three minutes, three minutes straight?

30:50.46
gav
two Yes. Have you heard the voiceover of the production um manager for that fucking set at that point?

30:52.34
Bevo
Oh, dude.

30:58.09
Chibbs
Oh no, that'd be stressful.

30:58.54
gav
He's like, it's the best. He's like, they've got the audio of it. He's just like, move Michael, Michael, oh my fucking God, you've got to move Michael.

31:08.66
gav
Like the guy's losing his fucking mind and MJ's just standing there.

31:11.14
Bevo
I've heard that Michael said, he said, he's like, the only deal is you don't start until I move. Like he, he had all the power there.

31:18.94
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

31:20.38
Bevo
So good. So, yeah.

31:20.98
gav
Great clip, great clip. I'll drop that in the chat later. It's fucking good. um Yeah, you have no idea how often I listen to that whole Bad Bunny album.

31:25.59
Bevo
Yeah.

31:25.85
Chibbs
um Amazing.

31:29.26
gav
That is like a multiple plays a week album at my place. That's a fucking good.

31:33.35
Chibbs
I play it a little bit as well because you don't have to pay attention to it.

31:33.36
gav
out

31:36.95
Chibbs
I have no idea what he's saying. So you really can just sort of cruise around and like, this is fun.

31:38.55
gav
yeah

31:43.05
Chibbs
he's having a i can tell I can tell he's having a good time and I like that he's having a good time.

31:43.32
gav
And the vibes are just so high.

31:48.92
Bevo
it

31:49.17
gav
There's something about like that, like, like, you know, traditional Latin music.

31:49.59
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:52.72
gav
And then it's just like, and then you just throw a fucking fat bass and beat on it.

31:57.62
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:57.96
gav
And it's just like, that works better than anything.

31:58.72
Chibbs
Uh-huh.

32:00.40
gav
Like that is just so fucking good.

32:01.50
Bevo
better than catch my fish drink my beer

32:03.71
gav
Better than catch my, yes, my fruit.

32:04.12
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

32:07.49
Bevo
marry my cousin

32:07.98
Chibbs
Kiss my fish.

32:08.05
gav
Shout out, shout out to our American listeners.

32:10.86
Chibbs
There's a video for this, isn't there, Gavin?

32:12.79
gav
There is a video for this.

32:14.02
Chibbs
Woo!

32:27.67
gav
That's me. I wish everyone in this film clip would line dance off of her brother Cliff.

32:36.63
Mad Dog
ah

32:39.48
Chibbs
I didn't watch the entire video, but did see the start of it where it makes it seem like Billy Ray Cyrus is a really giant celebrity.

32:39.92
Bevo
Yeah, it's

32:40.76
gav
The end.

32:45.25
gav
a real big celebrity.

32:46.15
Chibbs
But I'm like, don't think anyone knew who Billy Ray Cyrus was before this came out.

32:46.50
gav
Yeah. He's

32:49.82
gav
yeah, no, it's, it's, um it's pretty bad.

32:50.26
Chibbs
So, like, is it just they saw a guy with the most insane mullet they've ever seen and went, we've got to see what this guy's going to do.

32:50.34
Bevo
retroactive

32:57.78
gav
yeah

32:59.90
Mad Dog
It's great marketing.

33:00.02
gav
um

33:01.18
Mad Dog
Yeah.

33:02.07
gav
Yeah, I mean, it's a it's it's a the whole...

33:02.33
Chibbs
yeah it is.

33:04.53
gav
like Yeah, that's the extended cut, the one where it's like he's getting mobbed going into the venue. And then the whole film clip is just him playing a show.

33:09.50
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:12.57
gav
Like, nothing changes, just him playing a show. and then it cuts to the crowd every now and then, and they're all fucking... They're all line dancing.

33:19.48
Chibbs
Wine dancing.

33:19.96
gav
If I was at a show and people started line dancing, I would go to the bar, buy a drink, pour it out, and glass anyone I could reach in the fucking line...

33:29.39
Bevo
Nah.

33:30.63
Chibbs
Has anyone been to a country, like a big country show or a country show at all?

33:35.38
gav
um

33:35.48
Mad Dog
No.

33:35.58
Chibbs
Like, I've been to Keith Urban, and um but there was no line dancing at Keith Urban.

33:37.43
Bevo
ah

33:37.85
gav
i saw I saw Big Boy. I saw Big Boy once.

33:41.02
Chibbs
so

33:42.23
gav
yeah

33:42.39
Chibbs
Pink country.

33:43.51
gav
so I saw Big Boy, he's country.

33:45.51
Chibbs
Yeah. then Yeah. um I don't know if this happens. i don't ah I couldn't tell you. I'm completely ignorant to it.

33:52.09
gav
i'm I'm convinced i'm convinced it doesn't. I feel like this is all this this has to have been just like a... A mockery. de cut There's no way. You wouldn't abide it.

34:02.74
gav
You couldn't sit there and watch that happen and and not be like, everyone needs to stop right now.

34:02.95
Bevo
I've got...

34:07.67
Chibbs
Yeah, they need open that pit up.

34:07.91
Bevo
Here's a comment from JSTE1SG two days ago. Achy, breaky, big mistakey.

34:17.55
gav
LAUGHTER

34:19.13
Bevo
don't think it was.

34:19.44
Chibbs
He's just like, and i'll and I will leave it there.

34:20.28
Bevo
that

34:22.87
gav
ah

34:23.19
Mad Dog
I don't think it was a big mistake. I think it was the opposite of a mistake.

34:25.50
Bevo
Yeah, no, I think it was a break.

34:28.26
gav
Oh, I know someone's someone's just said, i know this from South Park, which has just made me think, I'm pretty sure the episode where Stan gets served and it's like a dance-off episode and Randy Marsh like makes them learn a dance.

34:28.70
Chibbs
definitely was. I'm not mistaken.

34:41.50
Bevo
ah yeah

34:43.53
gav
It's line dancing to this fucking song. I'm pretty sure.

34:46.36
Chibbs
Oh, fucking hell. I know this from South Park.

34:48.29
Bevo
i' gonna um I'm just going to keep reading some more here.

34:50.36
Chibbs
Great.

34:51.30
Bevo
This is Stephen Thompson, 5968, six days ago. This guy was awful. The only thing he did for the music world was to father mile.

35:05.02
Chibbs
Mile. Yeah.

35:06.46
gav
To Father John Mile.

35:06.81
Mad Dog
mile

35:06.84
Chibbs
Actually, there is a good thing about him...

35:08.41
gav
ah

35:09.43
Chibbs
There is a good thing I read about him fathering someone. He fathered ah ah a son to a wait ah like a diner waitress at the same time he knocked up Miley Cyrus' mum.

35:20.89
Chibbs
So he had two kids at the same time to two different women.

35:21.45
Bevo
That must have been Mile.

35:21.70
gav
Okay.

35:24.29
Chibbs
But he apparently did pay for the waitress' kid, like did give her money, made that very clear.

35:24.82
Bevo
Yeah.

35:29.37
Mad Dog
He did the right thing. Yeah, right.

35:30.97
Chibbs
Yeah, I did the right thing by that kid by providing financial stability and nothing else.

35:31.03
gav
Yeah.

35:31.13
Bevo
Yeah.

35:31.80
Mad Dog
Yeah.

35:35.48
gav
ah

35:36.40
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:37.21
gav
He paid that Wally Ali Money.

35:37.62
Bevo
ah just Just one more comment here. This is this one's completely unhinged. So strap in at Maggie B-G70.

35:45.67
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:45.85
Bevo
Eight days ago. Three KKK kings, pitcher called Magi in the Vatican that me, Micaiah and Curtis, but the inkling here is Charlie, were from heaven that I place. So it's just that I was wondering why Polo got me to what Wuthering Heights when my daddy was faking his death.

36:02.30
Bevo
I was on a merry-go-round. Just couldn't get of it. Yeah. He made me let my guard down and love him and my uncle's plan to rabe me to get to Joe, take my father through sodoming me on getting of this.

36:17.80
Mad Dog
Don't do meth, kids.

36:18.49
Chibbs
ah sure yes They shouldn't let shouldn't let fucking YouTube in the mental asylum.

36:19.76
Mad Dog
Don't do meth.

36:24.08
Chibbs
Like, what the fuck is that?

36:25.88
Bevo
Report that.

36:27.66
gav
that's That's fucking wild shit.

36:28.07
Bevo
Yeah.

36:28.46
Chibbs
Yeah.

36:29.37
Mad Dog
yeah Let's order a welfare check.

36:30.59
Bevo
I'm interested.

36:30.56
gav
Good lord.

36:32.50
Mad Dog
yeah

36:32.76
Chibbs
Report it. Yeah.

36:34.10
Bevo
I could just, I scroll this all day.

36:34.04
gav
ah

36:35.06
Chibbs
All right, here we go.

36:37.98
Mad Dog
let's That's unhinged.

36:38.07
gav
but

36:47.70
Chibbs
1992. Hits from 1992. One has to stay. i can't say you guys have done a great job with this game. The winners that are coming out of these things definitely should have been the winner here.

36:56.63
gav
um putting my I'm putting my foot down. I'm putting my foot down this week. We're going to get a winner out of this.

37:01.02
Chibbs
Who wants to be...

37:01.83
Bevo
get it right.

37:02.50
Chibbs
Who's going to be the tiebreaker here?

37:06.84
Bevo
and

37:06.97
gav
I want to be involved.

37:07.22
Mad Dog
All

37:08.38
gav
I set the last one out.

37:09.05
Chibbs
I want to be involved. All

37:11.11
Bevo
i'll I'll be the tiebreaker.

37:11.22
gav
I'm And that's the year I was born.

37:12.65
Bevo
I'll be the tiebreaker.

37:13.47
Mad Dog
right, because 1992 is my jam.

37:13.95
Chibbs
right, Bevo's tiebreaker.

37:17.58
Mad Dog
Like I was...

37:17.88
Bevo
Yeah.

37:18.36
Chibbs
Here we go

37:20.40
gav
So...

37:20.95
Bevo
I was five.

37:21.56
Mad Dog
Oh, like okay.

37:21.98
Chibbs
Alright, let's kick it.

37:22.28
Mad Dog
Well, there you go.

37:23.66
Chibbs
Let's kick it off with a bang. Here we go Jump around by House of Pain or Creep by Radiohead.

37:34.01
gav
i think even rate I think even Radiohead would admit that's not one of the good songs.

37:34.30
Mad Dog
I'll do Jump Around.

37:37.94
Chibbs
Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin.

37:40.15
gav
It's it's absolutely jump around.

37:40.41
Chibbs
ah

37:42.07
Bevo
Yeah. joe ah Yeah.

37:43.96
gav
Yeah.

37:44.47
Chibbs
You know that's DJ Lethal from Limp Bizkit.

37:48.21
Mad Dog
Is it?

37:48.38
gav
Oh, there you go. That's a good bit of fucking trivia.

37:49.50
Chibbs
Yeah, he was in he was in in House of Pain. Do you know who else is in House Pain? you know who the rapper from House of Pain is?

37:53.98
gav
Who else?

37:55.09
Chibbs
That is Everlast.

37:59.19
Mad Dog
Really?

38:00.44
Chibbs
Yeah, Everlast.

38:00.82
Bevo
Yeah. Well, don't know who that is.

38:02.14
Chibbs
Yeah, Everlast.

38:02.97
gav
Yeah, I'm not across that.

38:04.02
Chibbs
Then you really might know what it's like.

38:06.58
Mad Dog
Like...

38:06.84
gav
Oh, there you go.

38:07.03
Chibbs
Then you really might know what it's like.

38:08.82
gav
Okay.

38:09.03
Chibbs
they have to yeah's a vocity Yeah, There you

38:10.58
gav
That's some niche knowledge, but carry on.

38:12.02
Chibbs
There you go.

38:12.26
gav
Yep.

38:12.41
Chibbs
House of Pain. then yeah We have Jump Around by House of Pain. Or we have Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot.

38:21.88
gav
It's still jump around for me, I reckon.

38:27.70
Mad Dog
They were actually, so yeah yeah, House of Pain, but they were Sir Mixlot lyrics I put up on the chat today.

38:27.80
Chibbs
Quickfire game. Yeah,

38:34.71
Chibbs
yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

38:35.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:36.17
gav
Oh, that's so funny.

38:36.43
Chibbs
Baby got back. There you go.

38:38.25
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:38.30
gav
Yeah.

38:39.26
Mad Dog
Yeah, House of Pain.

38:39.35
Chibbs
We have Jump Around. Jump Around by House of Pain or Killing in the Name of by Rage Against the Machine.

38:45.20
Bevo
Let's wrap it up now.

38:45.17
gav
Oh, killing in the name.

38:45.57
Mad Dog
Rage.

38:45.94
gav
Jesus, fuck.

38:47.54
Chibbs
Jump Around. House Pain.

38:48.54
Bevo
Can I say, though, i don't ah Killing in the Name is probably my least favorite rage song.

38:52.86
Chibbs
Yeah, it's nowhere near i were knew the best.

38:53.18
gav
There's a lot of better rage songs.

38:54.10
Mad Dog
I agree.

38:55.51
Bevo
And it just gets thrashed.

38:55.63
gav
Yeah.

38:55.77
Mad Dog
I agree.

38:56.18
Chibbs
Nowhere near as close.

38:56.68
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:57.80
Chibbs
Yeah. Killing in the name of... or Everybody Hurts by R.E.M.

39:03.94
gav
Killing in the name. Jesus Christ. Don't do this, Mad Dog.

39:06.68
Mad Dog
Yeah.

39:06.80
Chibbs
Everybody cries.

39:07.28
Mad Dog
Rage.

39:08.02
gav
um

39:09.32
Bevo
you're lucky you're lucky there because i would have gone with sorry

39:12.41
gav
Oh, God.

39:12.76
Chibbs
Ah,

39:13.13
gav
that would i I would have actually quit if we tapped out that early.

39:16.18
Bevo
just log off ah

39:18.21
gav
ah

39:18.94
Chibbs
We have Killing in the name of...

39:19.64
gav
see See, it's always... No, no, no, going to jump in. It's always a dumb little decision like that early on that makes it that makes it end up... You have to end up choosing the best of a bad bunch and it gets to the end you're like, how the fuck did we end up here?

39:32.77
gav
It's because you picked fucking REM at the start for some reason.

39:33.36
Chibbs
bevo's fault

39:35.73
Mad Dog
yeah

39:38.37
Chibbs
killing in the name of or no rain by blind melon do

39:42.26
Bevo
No, I never liked that one.

39:43.99
gav
Ah, yeah, killing in the name.

39:45.04
Chibbs
do do okay fair enough we have okay killing the name of by radiance machine or i will always love you by whitney houston you want me to do that and

39:47.32
gav
Yeah.

39:47.78
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah. No, killing in the name.

39:56.81
gav
Killing in the name.

39:58.19
Bevo
Small timer.

40:00.19
gav
That's good.

40:03.67
Bevo
my favorite One of my favorite stupid jokes is what's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

40:03.89
Mad Dog
Killing in the name.

40:05.21
gav
yes

40:08.97
Bevo
Hand eye.

40:10.62
gav
ah that's good

40:11.23
Chibbs
Very

40:14.68
gav
ah

40:14.87
Chibbs
good. Very good. Killing the name of a sweat by inner circle. la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

40:20.87
Mad Dog
Oh.

40:21.12
Bevo
Everybody dance.

40:21.40
Mad Dog
La la la long. La la la long, long, long, long.

40:23.03
Bevo
Oh, right, that one.

40:23.34
gav
Nah, that song's...

40:23.96
Bevo
Okay.

40:24.78
gav
That's a shit song. That's a shit song.

40:26.32
Bevo
Girl, I'm going to make you sweat.

40:26.94
gav
I don't like that song.

40:29.07
Bevo
that's That needs to be on our list, actually.

40:29.21
gav
Nah, it's killing in the name.

40:30.95
Bevo
Sweat till you can't sweat no more.

40:31.54
Chibbs
ah

40:31.64
gav
That's a... that That should... That really should be on the list.

40:33.91
Chibbs
Yeah, you're dying of dehydration.

40:37.43
gav
Yeah!

40:37.94
Chibbs
um Killing in the Name of or Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover by Sophie B. Hawkins.

40:44.66
Bevo
Damn, I wish I was your lover.

40:45.49
Mad Dog
Ooh.

40:45.92
Chibbs
Damn, I wish I was your lover.

40:50.14
gav
Oh, it's still killing in the name, man.

40:52.91
Mad Dog
Yep.

40:52.88
gav
I'm putting my fucking foot down.

40:54.94
Bevo
Should left that to last.

40:55.49
Chibbs
Okay, fair enough. Killing in the Name or Keep the Face by Bon Jovi.

41:01.68
Bevo
my favourite Bon Jovi song no not my favourite Bon Jovi song

41:01.71
gav
Oh, nah.

41:05.61
gav
It is your favorite Bon Jovi song. Oh, I thought said that your favorite. um Yeah, it's killing in the name for me.

41:12.41
Mad Dog
Right.

41:13.09
Chibbs
Okay.

41:13.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.

41:13.78
Chibbs
Okay. Killing the name of Olayla by Eric Clapton.

41:18.46
Bevo
the acoustic version the unplugged version yeah or George Harrison's wife

41:18.87
gav
Was that 92? Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure.

41:20.65
Chibbs
It's the acoustic version, the unplugged version. The one where he was banging on about his dead kid.

41:23.32
gav
Rage for me.

41:26.94
gav
yeah

41:27.54
Mad Dog
Right.

41:28.66
gav
um rage for me

41:31.29
Chibbs
He was banging George Harrison's wife. He was banging on about his dead kid.

41:34.95
Mad Dog
At the time? Yeah.

41:36.02
Bevo
ah

41:37.66
Mad Dog
Yeah, I'll still go with killing.

41:38.32
Bevo
Do you know at the time that george he was banging George Harrison's wife, George Harrison was banging Ringo's wife?

41:40.82
Chibbs
Okay.

41:45.62
gav
oh

41:46.81
Mad Dog
A

41:47.83
Bevo
maybe Maybe not exactly the same time, but it did happen.

41:47.93
Chibbs
Ah, sly dogs.

41:50.94
Mad Dog
lot of wife banging.

41:52.40
Bevo
Hmm.

41:53.09
Chibbs
What a wife banging.

41:53.24
Mad Dog
Just not own wives.

41:55.56
Bevo
Hmm.

41:55.64
Mad Dog
Yeah.

41:55.70
Chibbs
No. Killing in the name of... This is it. This is the last. This is the last one. We have Killing in the name of by Rage Against the Machine. Or Walk by Pantera.

42:06.33
gav
Oh, fuck.

42:06.62
Bevo
Walk on home,

42:08.66
gav
Jesus.

42:09.22
Chibbs
Bam.

42:09.34
gav
ah

42:09.66
Chibbs
Ba-da-da-da. Roo!

42:11.19
gav
yeah at it

42:11.56
Chibbs
Dun-dun-dun-dun.

42:12.50
gav
du turn out and sp du du du du du

42:13.06
Chibbs
SPACED!

42:14.54
Bevo
boy.

42:14.85
Chibbs
walk are you talking to me

42:14.94
Bevo
Walk on home, boy.

42:16.44
gav
Fuck. that's like

42:20.22
gav
That's a fucking good song.

42:20.40
Mad Dog
Killing in the name.

42:25.48
gav
I love that you actually threw a curveball at the end. I was like, this is going to march home. yeah Fuck.

42:30.81
Bevo
walk on home boy

42:31.20
gav
Nah, it is probably Killing the Name. know. Fuck. it

42:37.11
Chibbs
well

42:37.82
gav
Nah, that's actually tricky. It is Killing in the Name. It is. Walk is a fucking good song, but i just um' um I've got to take it all the way with fucking Killing in the Name.

42:48.58
Chibbs
Clean the name off is the ultimate hit of...

42:49.66
Bevo
what did you What did you say, doggy?

42:52.86
gav
He said he's in Rage first.

42:54.55
Bevo
Okay. Fair enough.

43:04.38
gav
see it's

43:09.53
Chibbs
Okay.

43:09.87
gav
It's less fun when we have an artist like that that goes from fucking a to Z, but at the same time, we didn't pick a fucking shit one. Okay, so that I'll stand by that.

43:18.23
Chibbs
Yeah, no, no, that's fair enough, yeah. There is a conspiracy about

43:21.37
gav
Was there no tiebreakers? Not one.

43:23.90
Bevo
No, there wasn't.

43:24.60
Chibbs
No, it's no tiebreaker.

43:25.30
gav
Not one. Not one.

43:26.07
Mad Dog
we

43:26.24
Bevo
No.

43:27.26
Mad Dog
We agreed the whole way through.

43:28.86
gav
No way through.

43:29.30
Chibbs
um Conspiracy here with Aki Breaking Heart. Let me just read this out for you. It's pretty wild. So, there is a conspiracy floating around about Don Von Tress.

43:37.36
Bevo
Another psyop.

43:41.23
Chibbs
He didn't accidentally write Achy Breaky Heart at all, but actually created one of the first successful musical mind control experiments after his time in the army.

43:41.62
gav
Mmm.

43:49.08
gav
Oh. Oh.

43:51.51
Chibbs
The theory points to the song's insanely repetitive lyrics, hypnotic two-chord structure, and the fact that within

43:51.99
Mad Dog
Okay.

43:56.98
Chibbs
ah was millions of people across the world were suddenly performing the exact same synchronised line dance like they'd been programmed. Conspiracy fans compare it to MKUltra, the real CAA program from the Cold War, where they experimented with mind control and psychological conditioning. claiming Achy Braky Heart was basically the cowboy version designed to bypass critical thought and permanently infect people's brains. Their argument is, you're telling me an ex-military guy just accidentally created a song so psychologically powerful that entire pubs full of adults in denim started moving in formation on command?

44:40.02
Mad Dog
Yeah.

44:43.47
gav
It's rare that I'm this sold on a conspiracy that you bring up on the show, but I'm kind of like, okay, yeah, no, that's absolutely what the fuck happened there.

44:46.01
Bevo
Hard to argue with that, isn't it?

44:51.61
Chibbs
Yeah, there's no way a guy from the army just fucking wrote that big of a hit and it wasn't some sort of, like, yeah, black op.

44:52.54
gav
Jesus.

44:56.54
gav
Yeah.

44:57.94
Bevo
You're telling me. Yeah.

44:59.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

45:00.32
gav
Fuck.

45:00.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

45:09.61
gav
Yep.

45:12.81
Chibbs
Billy Ray Cyrus in 2026. Where do you put his net worth, Bevo?

45:19.34
Bevo
30 mil.

45:21.08
Chibbs
Dog. Dog.

45:24.42
Mad Dog
175 million clams.

45:26.74
Bevo
ah Yeah, had Old Town Road.

45:27.10
Chibbs
He didn't write this.

45:28.70
Bevo
He had Old Town Road as well.

45:29.51
Chibbs
He didn't write that either.

45:31.78
Bevo
thats True. He had a mile.

45:32.75
Chibbs
Gav?

45:35.13
gav
I thought 80 before either of those two guessed and it's kind of a medium plant down the middle there. So I'm i'm happy with it.

45:43.61
Chibbs
It's worth 10 million US. Yeah.

45:45.51
gav
Oh, what the fuck?

45:46.58
Mad Dog
Is that of it?

45:47.86
gav
No way. No fucking way.

45:50.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

45:50.32
Mad Dog
Is that Is that it?

45:51.58
gav
The cunt who wrote this song and only this song made more money than...

45:51.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

45:57.50
gav
Fuck, that's insane. Holy shit.

45:59.67
Chibbs
i I think he might have had a few divorces, some sort of...

46:00.66
gav
ah I mean, not made more money, but is is worth it

46:03.23
Chibbs
He's had he's definitely had drug problems, alcohol problems.

46:04.23
Mad Dog
Oh, so there's drugs.

46:05.42
Bevo
alimony and yeah.

46:06.77
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:07.22
Chibbs
Yeah, he was pimping his daughter out to Disney for years and years.

46:08.75
gav
Oh, fuck.

46:11.58
Chibbs
He doesn't have good morals. Yeah.

46:14.36
gav
I mean, shit, though.

46:16.66
Mad Dog
That's true.

46:17.38
gav
10 million fucking dollars. I mean, that's obviously an obscene amount of money to any fucking normal human, but ah really I really, really thought that Bevo had swung low with 30.

46:26.10
Chibbs
but

46:28.37
Bevo
Really?

46:28.38
gav
That's, yeah. I thought you'd, yeah, yeah. Fuck, that's crazy.

46:32.31
Mad Dog
Well, went 175 mil.

46:32.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:34.90
Mad Dog
I thought he was a fucking superstar.

46:35.13
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

46:35.10
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

46:42.01
gav
No.

46:42.23
Chibbs
ah All right. The time is right here.

46:47.38
Bevo
Well,

46:47.49
Chibbs
We have...

46:49.56
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:50.46
Bevo
you just need to tell his heart. He'd fucking explode he'd run in front of you.

46:53.40
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:53.59
Chibbs
Yeah, actually, yeah, words could kill him instantly.

46:55.03
Mad Dog
there call hims Call him some mean names.

46:56.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:56.78
gav
True. yes sir Yeah, that could that could do it.

46:58.70
Mad Dog
But... um I reckon I might get a couple of like if I stay out of reach, but those

47:03.77
gav
Get a couple of licks in.

47:06.33
Bevo
Yeah. i Just get up on his sternum and be like, she's leaving you, mate.

47:09.94
gav
a

47:13.27
Mad Dog
the old one inch punch. Yeah. Yeah.

47:17.25
gav
Miley there to cheer her dad on in his big fight and watch his fucking heart explode before her eyes.

47:18.07
Mad Dog
Yeah.

47:20.65
Bevo
Just go up to him and you're like, these fucking arms, take him back to the fucking farm because I'm telling you.

47:26.14
Mad Dog
If he got me in a bear hug with those arms, um I'm split in half.

47:29.96
gav
It popped like a grape.

47:30.79
Bevo
You're going to the farm.

47:32.50
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's it.

47:32.79
Bevo
just Just sick your dog on him.

47:34.97
Mad Dog
So that's how I think the fight would go.

47:36.03
Chibbs
uh okay well let's sign it all

47:37.05
Mad Dog
yeah

47:38.80
Bevo
Now, I reckon he's given you a full list of things that you can do to him to defeat him in battle.

47:44.44
gav
But I mean, i feel like that that that just sounds like he doesn't he won't give a fuck about those things. You know what I mean?

47:50.22
Bevo
except his heart, which is explosive.

47:50.54
gav
It's like, I mean, that' that's the one.

47:52.53
Bevo
Yeah.

47:53.19
gav
that's the That's the kill shot. But everything else, he's like, you can...

47:54.74
Chibbs
right this is strong this is

47:54.87
Mad Dog
If I can get to his heart.

47:55.77
gav
Okay.

47:56.92
Chibbs
This has thrown up a real curveball here, because it does say that if this was purely physical, it's really read into this here.

47:59.90
Mad Dog
Here we go.

48:00.03
gav
Okay.

48:05.52
Chibbs
If this was purely physical, Billy Ray would win this seven out of ten times, it says.

48:06.10
gav
hu

48:11.96
Mad Dog
Interesting.

48:12.02
Chibbs
um But, but, it does say, if you take the lyrics of Aki Breaky Heart into account...

48:20.98
Bevo
Which we have.

48:21.24
Chibbs
Billy Ray loses composure halfway through the first round after hearing, don't tell my heart repeated back to him sarcastically and mad dog wins by emotional TKO.

48:35.15
Bevo
blown up.

48:37.05
gav
Oh my god.

48:43.26
Mad Dog
So I've actually gone psychological warfare on this guy.

48:43.32
Chibbs
So yeah.

48:43.45
gav
All right. All right.

48:47.08
Chibbs
You fucking psyoped him after his psyop on the whole world.

48:51.13
gav
Okay.

48:51.44
Mad Dog
Psy-opt.

48:51.77
Chibbs
Yeah, there you go.

48:52.38
gav
There you go.

48:53.83
Chibbs
All right, let's rate this shit.

48:54.60
Mad Dog
I'll take it.

48:54.58
gav
Didn't see it coming.

49:06.30
Chibbs
What are we rated out of, though? Like, there's so many limbs involved in it. There were people being punched in the face.

49:10.22
gav
Oh, there's a lot.

49:12.82
Bevo
How long's the line?

49:13.46
Mad Dog
Exploding hearts.

49:13.62
Chibbs
You're moving a lot. Yeah.

49:16.09
Bevo
How much time have you got to put your shoes on and get into the line dance before it's finished?

49:16.18
Mad Dog
Yeah.

49:19.86
gav
yeah ah

49:20.09
Chibbs
get in the line dance before you yeah before yeah henry's fucking beer fueled domestic violence kicks in yeah um hank uh 10 is uh you didn't make it and he's beaten you with the leagues club chair in front of everyone

49:28.50
gav
ah ah

49:28.70
Mad Dog
Hank, Hank. Yeah.

49:39.32
Chibbs
ah And a one is your feet glided into the shoes and you spun perfectly into the first shimmy or whatever the fuck they do in line dancing.

49:50.71
Mad Dog
Right on the first beat of the bar. Yeah.

49:53.23
Chibbs
First feet on the bar. Yeah, that's a one. What do you give this out of 10, Gavin?

49:59.74
gav
um So this one, um I mentioned it, this one I brought up because um Nick, I was doing a ah wedding with Nick the other day and he asked me if we'd done this song in the pod and i was like, we haven't. And it was one of those kind of eureka moments where i was like, wait a minute, I'm always trying to think of songs that I feel fucking hate and I can never think of them when the time comes and as soon as he said it my eyes lit up and I was like I fucking hate that song and uh so huge shout out to Nick for the suggestion this one is a clean fucking 10 I don't think songs get much worse than this and you know

50:28.26
Bevo
Thank you.

50:36.01
Mad Dog
Ed?

50:40.22
gav
And you know that any mention of any mention of someone triggering some sort of suicide vest instantly gains a couple of points.

50:41.72
Chibbs
You love an explosion.

50:48.19
Chibbs
if friend of the podcast Rodney Denman's involved, normally you're well under a five.

50:52.31
gav
Normally, I'm 100% into the enjoying territory.

50:53.78
Mad Dog
and

50:56.86
gav
I was at 15. That's brought it down to a 10. It came down to 10.

51:01.55
Bevo
Wow.

51:01.81
Chibbs
Yeah.

51:02.33
Bevo
Wow. Okay.

51:03.06
Chibbs
Wow. Okay. Doggy. Doggy.

51:05.82
Mad Dog
Easy double digits. It's fucking shit.

51:08.15
gav
Fuck yes, doggy.

51:08.84
Mad Dog
It's 10.

51:09.47
gav
Fuck yes, doggy.

51:13.32
gav
I'm so happy. I always love it when you and me line up again.

51:15.29
Mad Dog
Yeah.

51:16.90
gav
It's good it's like we're line dancing.

51:17.59
Mad Dog
I know. It feels like the world's in equilibrium.

51:19.90
Chibbs
I kept like your line dancing.

51:22.13
gav
Oh, fuck.

51:24.79
Chibbs
Bebo?

51:26.91
Mad Dog
We're in lockstep.

51:27.90
gav
right

51:28.09
Chibbs
yeah

51:32.12
Chibbs
better i

51:32.73
gav
oh fuck

51:33.12
Bevo
We got each other by the belt buckle. um Well, I was going to tell this story at the start, but I didn't get a chance to that. I forgot to listen to it until right to right close to when we were recording.

51:44.35
Bevo
Because I thought I knew it. i was like, fuck, I know this. i don't need to listen to this. And like, better just have a good, like, critical listen.

51:51.42
Chibbs
yeah

51:51.64
Bevo
And I've just gotten the kids out of the bath and they're all getting changed and everything like that. And I'm playing this song while I'm doing it. And Miles, my oldest, is like... can you help me get my pajamas on?

52:03.10
Bevo
I'm like, I'm busy. And I was line dancing.

52:04.75
Chibbs
I'm busy!

52:06.39
gav
ah

52:09.18
Bevo
yeah

52:09.27
Mad Dog
Do it yourself.

52:10.26
Bevo
line dancing down the hallway.

52:10.78
Chibbs
a

52:11.74
Mad Dog
Busy.

52:12.44
gav
get in Get in line.

52:12.76
Bevo
And my my wife was like, my wife is like, you're, my wife was like, he's too busy doing a line dance.

52:13.18
Chibbs
Automatically just turned him into a bad father and husband.

52:13.60
gav
Get in line.

52:16.78
Chibbs
That's what it does.

52:18.94
gav
idiot The PSYOP is still working. fuck.

52:21.46
Chibbs
Yeah,

52:24.38
Bevo
Yeah.

52:24.47
gav
oh fuck

52:24.74
Bevo
I don't like it, but I, I gotta respect it's pretty well recorded. Like the, the country guitars are pretty satisfying to listen to. so it's not a 10 for me.

52:34.26
Mad Dog
okay

52:35.08
Bevo
going to, it's 8.9. eight point nine

52:39.91
Mad Dog
Ooh.

52:40.58
gav
Oh, that's a weirdly specific number, but okay.

52:40.90
Chibbs
it is, it is, it is.

52:45.02
gav
what Hang on, can I ask what what scraped that 0.1?

52:45.31
Chibbs
um

52:48.25
Mad Dog
A tick under nine.

52:48.31
gav
Like, why is it not just a nine?

52:49.38
Mad Dog
Okay.

52:49.40
Bevo
Well, it's not, i don't think it's nine out of 10 bad, but it's not eight either.

52:49.67
gav
Like, that's a...

52:53.40
Bevo
So it's just like,

52:53.75
Chibbs
I think if you listened to it, you didn't listen to enough.

52:53.90
gav
Okay.

52:54.01
Mad Dog
and guy

52:56.24
Chibbs
I reckon if you gave it one more shout, like one more run through, you'd be like, 10.

52:59.90
Bevo
yeah, maybe, yeah, maybe.

53:00.23
Chibbs
I'll give that a 10.

53:00.91
gav
That's a 10. Yeah, it's got to be...

53:01.85
Chibbs
Yeah.

53:02.41
Bevo
I'm hoping you don't give it a 10 because I don't want to be the one that leaves it off the fucking end of the list, but.

53:02.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

53:06.94
Chibbs
I've never given a 10 to anything faster in my life. 10! 10!

53:09.98
Bevo
ah

53:11.80
Chibbs
but

53:11.97
Mad Dog
Socks.

53:12.74
gav
Ah, Bevo.

53:13.52
Bevo
I'm sorry.

53:14.09
gav
Bevo, yeah how could you fuck us like this, Bevo?

53:15.65
Bevo
Oh,

53:16.69
gav
It's a real piece of shit.

53:16.92
Chibbs
and

53:18.93
Bevo
Can I? Let's give it a 10. Let's go. give Play the fucking thing.

53:21.69
gav
Oh, yes. Hit it. Hit it, Chibs.

53:23.57
Chibbs
Oh!

53:24.01
gav
He's revised. ah

53:26.65
Bevo
it is It's a piece of shit. Yeah.

53:30.30
Chibbs
Fuck, it sucks.

53:31.64
Bevo
Yeah.

53:31.76
Chibbs
It's so terrible.

53:31.83
gav
It sucks so bad.

53:33.46
Bevo
It sucks.

53:33.47
gav
It's so shit.

53:33.69
Chibbs
ah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

53:36.05
gav
Oh, fuck.

53:36.71
Chibbs
It is fucking terrible.

53:37.74
Bevo
Don't tell my heart.

53:37.79
Chibbs
All right. Make sure you follow us on the socials, subscribe to our YouTube channel, get on our Patreon and get our free bonus show every single week. We also have Terror of Music, which comes out on YouTube every Friday, which is the hardest quiz show in the world.

53:53.30
gav
in the entire fucking world.

53:53.62
Chibbs
Everyone else, thank you, fellas. Everybody else, go and fuck yourself.

54:12.57
Bevo
Yeah, definitely 10.

54:21.19
Chibbs
It's a Needle to push you.

54:23.50
Mad Dog
It's horrible.

54:23.51
gav
Oh, God.