Luke Bryan Made The Dumbest Country Song Ever

This week, we tackle Luke Bryan’s brand new country anthem Fish Hunt Golf Drink — a song so aggressively simple it feels scientifically engineered in a Nashville laboratory.

Along the way, we discuss:

•  Which bear could we survive fighting 
•  Why Luke Bryan treats touring like an annoying side quest between fishing trips 
•  “Wake up. Coffee. Camo. Climb a tree.” 
•  Mouse fishing 
•  Luke Bryan is constantly falling over on stage 
•  Why country music somehow keeps printing money with songs about trucks, beer and golf 

Also, Gav officially fights Luke Bryan.

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Transcript

00:39.54
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to go on a bear hunting trip. But you replace all your friends. Oh, no, we're going to double up. But you replace all your friends' guns with a prank gun that shoots out a flag that says bang, leaving them in a life and death situation with one of the planet's largest apex predators.

01:03.61
Mad Dog
ah

01:04.98
gav
ah like it I like it.

01:05.44
Bevo
Wow.

01:05.72
Mad Dog
yep love it

01:05.84
gav
like it.

01:07.56
Chibbs
There you

01:07.83
gav
If you had to fight one type of bear, what would it be

01:08.01
Bevo
Yeah.

01:12.97
Bevo
Sunbear.

01:13.43
Chibbs
Um, like a red panda?

01:14.10
Mad Dog
yeah

01:14.48
gav
Sun bear. Red panda. ah Does that count? Because I'd i'd absolutely fight a panda.

01:19.61
Chibbs
Is that a bear? It's a type of bear, isn't it?

01:21.22
Bevo
Yeah, that's

01:21.29
gav
I think so.

01:22.55
Chibbs
You know, like those little fucking red...

01:22.61
gav
Yeah.

01:24.98
Bevo
Yeah, I know the one.

01:25.25
Chibbs
red panda things? Fuck one of those up.

01:26.63
Bevo
Let's look it up.

01:26.65
gav
Yeah.

01:28.41
Bevo
No, I'm not looking that up.

01:28.34
gav
yeah

01:28.86
Mad Dog
Yeah, I'd go the sun bear.

01:29.91
Bevo
Don't have been.

01:30.06
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:30.85
gav
Sunbear?

01:31.34
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:31.77
Bevo
The sloth bear.

01:31.77
Chibbs
Sun bear!

01:31.85
gav
I feel like...

01:31.99
Mad Dog
Yeah. would a

01:33.25
Bevo
Sloth bear like Baloo in the Jungle Book. Me and him would just chill.

01:36.17
Chibbs
Baloo would...

01:36.41
gav
Yeah.

01:36.72
Chibbs
but If you pissed Baloo off, he would rip your guts out of your belly.

01:38.42
gav
But who would fucking disembowel you?

01:39.48
Bevo
Oh, absolutely he would. I'd be picking the pawpaw or the prickly pear with him and we'd be fine.

01:43.70
Chibbs
yeah

01:47.47
Chibbs
He'd start eating you from the stomach, like without you dying, just start eating. Yeah.

01:53.93
Bevo
No, I'd sit on his belly and we'd float down the river.

01:54.62
Chibbs
Apparently that's what bears do. Like big cats kill their prey, bears just start eating.

01:56.92
gav
They don't kill you.

01:57.69
Mad Dog
yay

01:57.76
gav
They just... Yeah. Yeah.

02:00.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:02.39
gav
Yeah.

02:02.74
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's it's horrifying.

02:02.87
Bevo
Be like Leo and the Revenant.

02:05.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:06.81
Chibbs
Yeah, that's it.

02:07.83
gav
Yeah, nice.

02:07.96
Mad Dog
It's a good bear scene, that one.

02:08.35
gav
Nice.

02:08.73
Bevo
One of the best.

02:10.49
gav
Polar bear. I reckon a polar bear would be a fun a fun fight. I'm not saying a fair fight, but a fun fight. I reckon if you wanted to if you wanted to challenge yourself, ah a polar bear.

02:15.58
Bevo
Have you ever heard this?

02:15.84
Chibbs
be short fight.

02:17.58
Bevo
Here's an um animal fact for you. if you, um, here's, here's a little thing.

02:20.66
gav
Go on then.

02:22.58
Bevo
You just remember if you see a bear, if it's brown, lay down, if it's black, fight back. And if it's white, good night.

02:28.84
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

02:29.88
Bevo
Yeah.

02:30.26
Mad Dog
Good night.

02:30.42
gav
Good night.

02:31.74
Mad Dog
It's all over.

02:32.69
Bevo
And so if you see a bear, just remember that little rhyme.

02:32.73
Chibbs
I think that's bad advice.

02:33.21
gav
I like that.

02:36.41
gav
yeah it's

02:36.69
Chibbs
Say all of them.

02:36.86
Bevo
If you see a polar bear, you're,

02:37.50
Chibbs
If you see a bear, you might die.

02:41.54
gav
I'm like, I see a white polar bear. I'm like, good night. And just cuts to me and the polar bear snuggled up, having a little kip under the, under the ice shelf.

02:49.08
Bevo
and, uh,

02:49.32
Chibbs
Just grabbing its boob.

02:51.26
Bevo
And if you're in Australia, the rhyme goes.

02:51.64
gav
ah it's It's slapping me off with its with its big bear paws. Like, stop it. Stop it. I'm like, keep pinching.

02:58.07
Chibbs
This song...

03:02.74
Bevo
yeah And if you're in Australia, if you see a bear, that's rare.

03:02.88
Chibbs
This song out...

03:06.62
gav
Yeah, true.

03:06.97
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:07.95
gav
Koala bear, get get you the chlamydia.

03:08.94
Chibbs
This song came out 2026.

03:10.45
Bevo
They're not bears.

03:10.47
Chibbs
this song came out in twenty twenty six This year by Luke Bryan from his upcoming album Signs, not to be confused with the M.

03:20.78
Chibbs
Night Shyamalan movie.

03:22.93
Bevo
Fish, hunt, bulls, drink.

03:23.28
Chibbs
ah Shemabalabalam.

03:26.33
gav
Shmabablan.

03:26.50
Chibbs
Luke Bryan is best known for being a judge on American Idol and we are discussing his new song Fish Hunt Golf Drink.

03:34.95
Bevo
gli hu oh right

03:59.86
gav
For just a minute, I was unsure about this one because was like, it feels like we're punching down because it's just like, it's it's such an easy target that I'm like, this guy can't be, yeah, it's a dumb song you.

04:07.65
Bevo
It's a dumb song for idiots.

04:10.76
gav
This guy can't be for quid. And then you said he was a fucking judge on America. This kind of judges other people's music.

04:18.30
Chibbs
showed us he showed us

04:18.66
gav
Holy fuck.

04:19.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:20.73
Chibbs
Before we get into it, make sure you're following us on all of the social medias.

04:21.20
gav
Oh.

04:24.65
Chibbs
That includes threads, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok. And our YouTube channel where you can get all of the clips and full episodes on video.

04:37.50
Chibbs
High definition video of that.

04:38.36
gav
Yeah.

04:39.30
Chibbs
And we also have a Patreon.

04:39.89
gav
Yeah.

04:40.74
Chibbs
You can get all the episodes early if you subscribe. And you can listen to our free show every single week on Patreon. A thousand and one songs that make you want to live.

04:48.84
gav
What's the free show called? Boom. It's where we talk about songs we like.

04:55.03
Chibbs
Yeah, get on that.

04:55.10
gav
Like this song.

04:56.27
Chibbs
It's free.

04:56.66
gav
Golf, drink, fuck, hunt.

05:00.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:03.08
Bevo
No.

05:04.37
gav
I'm not kidding. had to, every every time I looked it up,

05:05.44
Chibbs
it's um I think we've all said the the order of this title differently every time it's like, what song are we doing?

05:10.26
gav
I was 100%. ah hundred percent Every single time I had to Google it to look it up, for like oh I opened a tab, looked up the lyrics, looked up the song, you know what I mean? Every single time I typed that I had it in a different order and none of them were correct.

05:22.75
gav
It was just like I could not fucking...

05:24.18
Chibbs
it's ah When does he say fuck? What order is that?

05:27.58
Bevo
I literally keep getting mixed up with that. i just want to catch my fish, drink my bear.

05:33.81
Chibbs
drink my beer

05:33.89
Bevo
It's the same song.

05:35.67
gav
Drink my beer.

05:36.22
Bevo
Hunt my buck.

05:38.49
gav
yeah

05:39.43
Mad Dog
Oh, very good.

05:39.67
Chibbs
yeah

05:40.54
gav
Scratch my balls.

05:41.73
Chibbs
ah my but

05:42.58
Bevo
Make some cash.

05:46.07
gav
Smoke some math.

05:47.70
Chibbs
um smoke some

05:50.21
Bevo
Manipulate some Republicans.

05:52.09
gav
yeah oh um

05:54.74
Mad Dog
very good

05:55.99
Chibbs
ah

05:57.46
gav
That's what I mean. It's too easy. it feels like low It feels like the fruit is hanging too low.

05:59.91
Bevo
Sales for math.

06:01.98
gav
We're picking up rotten fruit from the ground at this point. It's not even fucking low hanging anymore.

06:06.18
Bevo
That's our whole podcast. that's what We've done that from the start.

06:07.38
gav
ah

06:08.44
Chibbs
Well, if we didn't think we'd get any lower.

06:17.50
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay. So who's fighting Luke Bryan?

06:18.60
gav
Oh, we've been on air too long. we've been on air.

06:21.90
Chibbs
Who's fighting Luke Bryan?

06:22.04
gav
I hope it's me.

06:23.31
Bevo
I have a feeling it's me this time.

06:23.34
Chibbs
Let's go. Here we go. It's spinning. It's spinning. It's spinning.

06:27.90
gav
Yes. Yes. And it's 2026. it's like both right

06:28.70
Chibbs
Gavin is fighting Luke Bryan.

06:29.12
gav
good. Yep. yes

06:31.22
Mad Dog
I knew that. I knew it.

06:32.25
Chibbs
You're on, Gav.

06:32.54
gav
um

06:33.02
Chibbs
You are on. Let me give you a couple of facts.

06:34.87
gav
and it's twenty twenty six so it's like both of us right now okay good

06:37.50
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:38.43
Bevo
It's fresh.

06:39.58
gav
yeah

06:39.93
Bevo
In your primes.

06:40.25
Chibbs
he comes in it He comes in at six foot tall, around 82 kilos.

06:43.83
gav
Okay. Okay.

06:45.56
Chibbs
No know it and fighting experience.

06:45.82
gav
Okay.

06:47.56
Chibbs
Has a medium pain tolerance, apparently. He's um is a cane hunt

06:52.34
gav
how does it How does he fare around toothpicks?

06:55.56
Chibbs
he's a keen hunter. He goes out in the backcountry hunting a lot. um

07:00.50
gav
Yeah.

07:01.81
Chibbs
But yeah, he ah he does have a signature move and it's a shirt grab shove followed by yelling, come on, man, while security separates everyone.

07:01.79
gav
I'll tell you what.

07:14.07
Bevo
He's doing his secret move.

07:14.58
Mad Dog
ah

07:15.78
Bevo
He's doing his move.

07:16.02
gav
Okay, so he's here's why I'm confident I'll win this fight.

07:16.44
Chibbs
Yeah,

07:20.09
gav
He, I'm assuming, because I think the the general rules of engagement here are that they're unarmed. Is that correct?

07:27.86
Chibbs
ah yeah, 100%.

07:27.80
gav
Apart from maybe maybe the maybe the occasional sneaky toothpick down your collar to whip out when you need it.

07:28.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:32.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:33.53
gav
But...

07:33.94
Chibbs
Might have a fishing rod on him.

07:35.26
gav
This guy, this guy ah he's got a long scope rifle because he doesn't want to get within fucking about a kilometer of his enemy.

07:37.40
Bevo
Rifle. Or

07:41.65
Bevo
a golf club.

07:43.67
gav
Okay?

07:44.06
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

07:44.39
gav
I'm going be right up in his fucking grip. going to be closing that. di I'm going to be clinching the whole time.

07:48.02
Bevo
He's a long-range fighter and you're you're a close combat.

07:49.80
gav
He's a long range fighter.

07:50.49
Chibbs
Upwind.

07:50.72
gav
i want to i want to be getting I want to be getting his sweat on my face.

07:50.98
Chibbs
he won't He won't even smell you coming.

07:55.62
gav
I want to be right the fuck up in there. I want to get real mongrel with it.

07:58.41
Bevo
Yeah.

08:00.02
gav
I'm going to like, yeah, it's going to get gross.

08:02.17
Mad Dog
Body's nose.

08:02.50
gav
It's going to get gross quickly. That's what it's going to do.

08:04.76
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:06.30
Chibbs
Oh, good.

08:06.40
gav
that's That's why I think going to win this one.

08:06.62
Chibbs
Well, let's find out. eat we Look, we don't know that we haven't read the lyrics yet. We don't know. He might be an absolute madman.

08:12.79
gav
Yeah, I could be fucked here. i could I could have bitten off a lot more than I can chew.

08:14.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

08:15.71
gav
It would not be the first time.

08:19.06
Chibbs
Verse one. If it wasn't for the tax man, wasn't for the bills, if it wasn't for the traffic in my windshield, if it wasn't always somewhere to be and my life was really up to me.

08:36.04
gav
I'd be fighting Gavin P.

08:36.17
Bevo
I, the windshield one, that that's the one that, oh, good. ah The windshield line, that's the one that gets me because it's traffic in my windshield as if he's like crashed.

08:43.29
gav
Yeah.

08:44.93
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's strange.

08:45.14
gav
Yeah.

08:45.39
Chibbs
yeah

08:45.83
gav
Yeah.

08:46.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:48.79
gav
ah

08:49.25
Chibbs
He's in a nine car pileup and he's like, it is so annoying that the back of this person's car is in my car.

08:52.03
Bevo
He

08:55.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:55.72
Bevo
called his wife like I'm stuck in traffic, literally. Yeah.

09:00.34
Mad Dog
Traffic is stuck in me. Yeah.

09:02.84
gav
yeah that's a good bit i like that um yeah i like that he's instantly blamed the tax man that's just such a wild little like such a general such a general boogeyman to have like really be shaking your fist out here it's like i don't know

09:06.99
Chibbs
That's really good.

09:17.54
Mad Dog
The tax man.

09:24.42
Bevo
It's also a step above like, he's not paying tax first.

09:24.75
Chibbs
What is that? what ah What do people relate to?

09:28.09
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:28.50
gav
yeah

09:30.28
Bevo
He's earning money and then paying tax on the money he's earned. So it's not, the tax man has nothing to do with it.

09:34.14
gav
Yeah.

09:36.26
Bevo
It's the, he's the second

09:36.48
Chibbs
This isn't the fucking, this isn't Nottingham Forests.

09:36.50
gav
Yeah.

09:39.84
Chibbs
Like, you know, yeah, yeah.

09:40.89
gav
ah

09:41.85
Mad Dog
The sheriff of Nottingham.

09:44.09
Chibbs
The Sheriff of Nottingham is not collecting taxes and gold coins in a pouch door to door.

09:47.64
gav
you you Yeah.

09:49.88
Chibbs
Like, there's no fucking friar, some bald friar harbouring fucking fugitives.

09:50.47
Bevo
Arms for the court.

09:52.96
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:56.55
Chibbs
but Like, it's it's just, you earn a bit of money, Luke.

09:58.08
gav
lest Lest their feudal lord behead them.

10:01.47
Chibbs
um How about you help pay for some of these, like, roads and shit?

10:02.36
gav
ah

10:06.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:06.26
gav
That you like driving your truck on.

10:06.74
Mad Dog
yeah

10:07.13
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

10:09.24
Bevo
this

10:11.80
gav
Oh, man.

10:12.14
Chibbs
And all these bills I got to pay. it's

10:15.16
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:15.89
Chibbs
You know how much the electricity in my mansion costs every month.

10:21.40
gav
You know who pays no tax and has no bills?

10:21.53
Mad Dog
ah

10:22.20
Chibbs
It's like the whole thing is like, none of this is up to me.

10:22.26
Bevo
Yeah.

10:24.10
gav
Homeless people.

10:24.50
Chibbs
None of it's up to him either. Like it's all just, look, um Hey, me, I'm Luke.

10:26.55
gav
Yeah.

10:26.80
Bevo
Yeah.

10:28.79
gav
Things that happened to him.

10:31.09
Chibbs
I'm Luke Bryan.

10:32.44
Bevo
Sorry.

10:32.55
Chibbs
I don't want to be doing this.

10:33.02
Bevo
Sorry, man. You've got to, you've got to be on TV for a day for $40,000.

10:39.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:39.48
gav
and

10:39.80
Bevo
And then you go and play the music that you wrote for people who love it.

10:39.93
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:39.95
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:40.57
gav
Kicking rocks out in the car park. Drink my beer. Yeah.

10:44.73
Bevo
Yeah. Good on you, mate.

10:45.01
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

10:45.82
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:46.42
Bevo
Good on you.

10:46.59
Chibbs
Yeah, but if this was up to me, I'd just be fucking fishing.

10:46.71
Mad Dog
yeah

10:50.21
Bevo
Fishing, hurting, fucking.

10:51.99
gav
ah

10:52.32
Mad Dog
hunting,

10:52.38
Chibbs
cat Catch my food.

10:56.66
gav
drinkt my beard

10:57.25
Chibbs
They always want to drive the fucking truck, but where are they driving?

10:57.85
Mad Dog
golfing,

11:00.10
Chibbs
Like, where? Like, you don't want to fucking be doing anything, but you always want to be out in that truck.

11:01.88
gav
yeah

11:03.67
Bevo
Yeah.

11:04.15
gav
yeah

11:05.24
Bevo
to the To the fishing hole.

11:08.18
gav
Yeah, ah

11:10.19
Chibbs
um can you believe it took three people to write this apparently luke bryan drag strem which always like when uh a country music songwriter producers got like they've gone i'm going like one name like these cool hip-hop producers like you know who you need on this you need drag strem

11:19.45
Bevo
Sounds like a Pokemon.

11:27.51
Mad Dog
Yeah, right.

11:30.88
Bevo
Oh,

11:31.55
gav
it's a deep.

11:33.43
Chibbs
his his real name is doubt His real name is Dallas Davidson.

11:33.40
gav
yeah it's a date

11:34.08
Mad Dog
It's so hot right now. What's

11:37.59
Chibbs
It's like, that's a pretty fucking good name.

11:38.04
Bevo
oh that saves better.

11:39.50
Mad Dog
he got name?

11:39.94
gav
That's way better.

11:40.52
Bevo
Dallas Davis.

11:40.65
Chibbs
Better than Davidson.

11:41.02
gav
What the fuck? Travis Drim is shitty house compared to...

11:44.63
Bevo
I don't want you to call me Dallas no more.

11:45.18
gav
Say it again. Dallas... drew What was it? Dallas... Dallas... Dallas Davidson is a hard fucking name, man. I like that.

11:53.96
Bevo
Yeah, that's good.

11:54.46
Chibbs
Good name, yeah. And Chase McGill.

11:55.70
gav
oh What a waste.

11:58.20
Bevo
ah

11:58.26
gav
yeah Okay, chip that's that's a shocker.

11:58.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:59.27
Mad Dog
That's another country name.

12:00.02
Bevo
hey I just want to chase my gill.

12:00.42
gav
Sorry, Chase. Fuck. Good on him.

12:03.23
Chibbs
yeah But he, Chase McGill didn't change his name. Like, yeah, Dallas Davidson did.

12:07.64
gav
no good fuck good on him

12:10.58
Bevo
You chase that gill as much as you want.

12:10.65
gav
oh

12:10.84
Chibbs
Dallas Davidson, apparently, he is like, he's known as being one of the founders of like bro country. So huge modern country hit maker.

12:18.94
Bevo
Yeah.

12:20.54
Mad Dog
Bro. oh

12:21.72
Chibbs
And his whole stick is ultra simple.

12:26.36
Bevo
Catch fish.

12:26.75
Chibbs
ultra simple

12:26.92
Bevo
Yeah. yeah

12:28.48
Chibbs
or Ultra simple about trucks, beer, girls, small towns and partying.

12:32.29
Bevo
Fishing.

12:33.90
Chibbs
That is it.

12:34.34
Bevo
Yeah.

12:35.00
Chibbs
Like, genius.

12:35.32
gav
Yeah.

12:37.18
Chibbs
He's got some of his songs.

12:37.46
gav
Yeah.

12:39.18
Chibbs
That's how country boys roll. Rain is a good thing. Take a little ride and boys round here.

12:48.15
gav
God damn.

12:48.54
Bevo
Yeah. The four pillars of his... ah

12:53.22
Chibbs
i love rain is a good thing.

12:53.30
gav
ah

12:53.40
Bevo
philosophy.

12:56.66
Bevo
It's public service announcement.

13:00.29
Bevo
Rain is a good thing.

13:00.48
Chibbs
it

13:01.11
gav
Oh my God.

13:02.85
Chibbs
um Don't you just, like, you listen to this song and you go, um like there should be, if this is what it takes to be a multi-millionaire stadium selling country artist, shouldn't they all be?

13:22.65
Bevo
They are.

13:23.32
gav
True. Yeah.

13:25.31
Bevo
Morgan Wallen.

13:25.83
Chibbs
Like, how I...

13:25.95
Bevo
there's other look There's other Lukes in this industry.

13:28.53
Chibbs
Yeah, but how how is it even – like, is it possible to go to Nashville or Memphis or something and come across a fucking struggling country singer who's in the studio, like, say, their version of Main Street Studios recording their version of fucking drink, fuck, golf, dick, or whatever the fuck this is called.

13:29.59
gav
yeah

13:45.57
Bevo
Catch my fish.

13:48.79
gav
ah en Golf dick.

13:48.97
Chibbs
And they're going like – they're going – it's – Yeah, you might have something. But if just some other person does the exact same thing, it's a mega hit?

13:56.54
Bevo
you know what it makes me think of?

14:01.37
Bevo
Have you seen that? You've seen the Disney movie, The Emperor's New Groove. You ever seen that?

14:04.82
gav
Yes.

14:05.20
Chibbs
No.

14:06.14
Bevo
Very funny movie.

14:06.27
gav
Yep.

14:07.02
Bevo
There's a bit at the start where he's like, he's all these lineup of women. He gets to choose which one's his wife. And he's like, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes. No, no, yikes.

14:15.39
gav
Mm-hmm.

14:15.58
Bevo
no That's what it'd be like at Nashville. Like, no, no, yikes.

14:18.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:19.73
Bevo
No, no, you maybe. It'd just be that because it's like, it's all the same formulaic, like by numbers.

14:27.02
Chibbs
Like, yeah, but like lot of these guys, like we've done them, you know, like your your Luke Combs and your this or that.

14:27.10
Bevo
It's just what you look like.

14:27.64
gav
no

14:27.98
Bevo
And,

14:34.78
Chibbs
And and they're not they're not beautiful men. They're not like, that's that's a real marketable face, that one. Except Keith Urban. Keith Urban might be the only beautiful man like that it's like, that guy.

14:46.48
Bevo
It's Australian,

14:47.35
gav
The only beautiful man, full stop.

14:48.48
Chibbs
Yeah. in country In country music. You what i mean? Like, all the other ones just seem like a little bit fat, a little bit out of shape.

14:52.76
gav
Yeah. Yeah, no, no, for sure.

14:53.98
Bevo
yeah.

14:56.89
gav
But is that is that not the is that not the marketing though?

14:57.68
Chibbs
They're kind of sweaty.

15:00.99
gav
It's like, he's an everyman. It's like, this could be you.

15:02.95
Chibbs
Well, fuck, man.

15:03.51
Bevo
rare

15:03.65
Chibbs
I need to move to Nashville because I could be a fucking superstar.

15:05.15
Bevo
Yeah. Let's get a country person on as a guest and let's find out.

15:08.76
Chibbs
Fuck.

15:09.11
gav
Yeah.

15:10.24
Bevo
Let's get it let's get in an insider for the next one.

15:14.00
Chibbs
Yeah, was true, yeah.

15:14.61
Bevo
We'll find out.

15:15.12
Chibbs
The pre-chorus goes, if I could have it my own way, you know, let me tell you how every day would go.

15:24.34
gav
Every day?

15:26.10
Chibbs
Every day would go.

15:27.41
Bevo
Bro.

15:27.45
gav
Every day.

15:28.65
Chibbs
Right.

15:29.05
gav
um

15:29.42
Mad Dog
If I could have it my own way.

15:29.93
Chibbs
Yeah, it's every day.

15:32.05
gav
It's every day, bro.

15:33.63
Bevo
Yeah. Not much to say here. Cause we got to find out what he wants to do every day.

15:36.14
Chibbs
This implies... that he is under the thumb of some corporate entity or man. Like, he this this guy is like, man, if I wasn't a slave to the man, I'd just...

15:42.38
Bevo
Yeah. It's slaved.

15:44.16
Mad Dog
He's struggling. Yeah.

15:47.32
Bevo
Take the shackles off of my feet so I can dance.

15:47.49
gav
He's in the trenches.

15:47.88
Chibbs
i Yeah.

15:50.30
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

15:51.16
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:52.10
Chibbs
but Since from the get-go, it's just like everyone's fucking trying to keep me down.

15:55.03
Bevo
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, Luke, Luke, you've got to go play this stadium to 20,000 screaming fans. Oh, fuck. Takes off his camo and fucking puts his gun up.

16:01.91
Mad Dog
Yeah. Fucking hell.

16:02.52
Chibbs
Fuck. Yeah. If I had it my way, I'd be poor living in a shack, swamp shack.

16:08.79
gav
What would you do?

16:10.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:12.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:12.53
Mad Dog
The tax man's going to take half of it anyway. Yeah.

16:15.60
Chibbs
What's the fucking point? The chorus. Here we go. The chorus. Wake up. Coffee. Camo. Climb tree. Wet line. 18. Fish hunt golf drink.

16:31.53
Chibbs
All fall, all spring, all summer long. I'll be living it up and living it on. country boy's dream. Fish, hunt, golf, drink.

16:42.69
Bevo
Fish, hunt, wolf, drink. I like that he left winter.

16:47.32
Mad Dog
Good grief.

16:48.21
Bevo
He settles down at winter. That's nice.

16:50.30
gav
Yeah, you got to.

16:50.94
Mad Dog
Yeah, he takes the winter off.

16:51.18
gav
You got to.

16:51.39
Chibbs
Yeah, hibernates.

16:52.66
Mad Dog
Yeah,

16:53.34
gav
Like a big old bear.

16:54.10
Bevo
also like camo climb tree. That's the funniest one. he's blend into the tree.

16:56.76
gav
That one is so funny.

16:57.02
Mad Dog
yeah I love that.

16:58.12
gav
That is so fucking funny.

16:59.27
Mad Dog
Just climb a tree. I've had my coffee. Up the tree, I'll go. Yeah.

17:05.02
Chibbs
I like the idea of the fact that he's playing, he's playing fucking Madison square garden or something.

17:05.30
gav
wow

17:10.68
Chibbs
And it's just like, Luke, he's got, he's done his sound check. You've got a few hours to kill. And he's like, Oh, I gotta get the camo on. He just goes out onto fucking, you know, like 52nd street.

17:19.13
gav
ah

17:22.79
Chibbs
So finds a tree, just fucking climbs it.

17:24.75
gav
Oh, man.

17:26.36
Chibbs
It's like, you know me, you don't look bright.

17:26.58
Mad Dog
like

17:29.65
Mad Dog
Where's Luke?

17:29.62
gav
And I've hunted on occasion.

17:30.76
Mad Dog
Oh, he's up the tree. Fuck.

17:31.98
Chibbs
He's up that fucking tree in the parking lot.

17:32.03
Bevo
I can't see him.

17:32.89
gav
Carry

17:34.99
Bevo
I can't see him.

17:35.03
Mad Dog
You can't see him.

17:35.08
Chibbs
He's got a gun.

17:35.16
gav
ah

17:35.51
Bevo
No, look, look.

17:36.89
Mad Dog
Good luck finding him.

17:37.98
Bevo
that

17:39.03
Mad Dog
second

17:40.95
Chibbs
Doggy, you're a fisherman.

17:41.08
gav
and

17:41.92
Chibbs
You're fisherman.

17:43.32
Mad Dog
ah ah Do you know what? i I'm not a big hunter, but I do like three out of these four things. Yeah, for sure.

17:49.27
Chibbs
Yeah. So what's your perspective on this?

17:50.79
Mad Dog
100%.

17:50.74
gav
and i've hunted i've hunted on aation

17:51.00
Mad Dog
hundred percent

17:54.17
Mad Dog
Okay. Oh, look, I'm all for, yeah, fishing. Big time. Yeah.

18:00.84
Bevo
It's

18:01.46
Mad Dog
Golf.

18:02.02
Chibbs
Fishing is just water hunting, really.

18:04.34
Mad Dog
it is It's invisible hunting. Yeah.

18:07.90
gav
I mean, is spearfishing not more water hunting? i don't know. Spearfishing, right?

18:14.18
Bevo
it's all hunting.

18:14.71
Chibbs
I think, yeah, fishing is really just tricking another species.

18:14.86
Bevo
It's just how you catch me.

18:21.21
gav
Yeah.

18:21.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:22.15
Bevo
That's true.

18:22.09
gav
I'd say trapping.

18:22.59
Bevo
yeah

18:23.49
gav
Trapping on land is more similar to fishing in water.

18:23.80
Bevo
I guess like, yeah, if you catch a mouse in a mousetrap, that's kind of like mouse fishing, isn't it?

18:28.18
gav
Yeah, exactly.

18:28.82
Bevo
and the study In the same way.

18:29.10
gav
That's mean. Trapping.

18:30.11
Mad Dog
mousing why isn't mousing a thing

18:30.16
gav
Trapping. Yeah.

18:31.03
Bevo
yes

18:31.82
gav
Meow. Meow. Meow ah ah

18:34.48
Bevo
Let's make a whole industry on catching mice the same way you catch fish.

18:39.70
Chibbs
you You start a business extermination.

18:39.90
Bevo
Whole stores that just carry mousetrap stuff.

18:41.45
gav
Fish

18:43.02
Chibbs
It's like...

18:44.73
Bevo
Like a fool you full YouTube channels, like you're going out looking for mice.

18:45.08
Mad Dog
yeah but we catch them full camo gear yeah

18:45.21
gav
hunt.

18:45.44
Chibbs
Mouse fishing.

18:46.97
gav
Fish hunt.

18:50.38
Bevo
Yeah.

18:50.51
gav
Mousing. Mice, what are you doing?

18:53.73
Bevo
Rex hunt mouse in Australia.

18:54.90
Chibbs
right

18:56.57
gav
ah

18:57.91
Chibbs
they go They're going like you. I don't think you should be climbing trees looking for Yeah. there

19:02.98
gav
mice what do you

19:04.02
Bevo
Kissing the mice before you throw them back in the house. You got it.

19:09.35
gav
Yibbity, yibbity, yibbity. It just bites your lip.

19:11.29
Bevo
yeah

19:11.94
Chibbs
Yippity yippin.

19:13.43
gav
Ha, ha, ha.

19:14.43
Mad Dog
Kissing fish.

19:14.65
gav
Ha, ha, ha.

19:15.07
Chibbs
It's just the mice, it's not dead.

19:15.35
Bevo
you got it

19:16.35
gav
Ha, ha, ha.

19:17.39
Chibbs
It's just a fucking bite you.

19:17.87
gav
Ha, ha, ha.

19:18.95
Chibbs
It's just...

19:19.39
gav
Ha, ha, ha.

19:20.04
Bevo
You're buying all these baits that look like real pieces of cheese, the way they look like fish.

19:20.01
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

19:20.70
Chibbs
ah yes

19:20.85
gav
Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha.

19:21.73
Mad Dog
Freaks out.

19:24.07
gav
Ha, ha, ha.

19:25.18
Mad Dog
Lewis.

19:25.30
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha,

19:29.38
Mad Dog
i've got yeah I've got the new blue vein coming in on Tuesday.

19:33.78
gav
ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Oh, bluefane sounds like a euphemism for a dick.

19:42.41
Bevo
Oh, man.

19:43.31
Mad Dog
Trapper.

19:43.74
Chibbs
yeah

19:45.50
Bevo
Just fucking, like you got like tackle you got a tackle world, but we have like mousetrap world.

19:46.94
gav
ah got I've got... Oh, man.

19:50.26
Bevo
It's just like a warehouse full of mousetrap.

19:50.74
gav
so

19:55.46
Mad Dog
trapper

19:57.02
gav
oh man

19:59.06
Bevo
hey yeah i mean

19:59.32
Chibbs
Apparently, Luke is obsessed.

20:00.76
Bevo
I'm a keen trapperman.

20:03.15
Chibbs
He's obsessed with hunting and fishing to the point where fans joke that he treats touring like an annoying side quest between fishing trips.

20:03.80
gav
yeah

20:10.68
gav
It sounds like it.

20:12.60
Mad Dog
It sounds like exactly that.

20:14.55
Chibbs
That's on a, that's when Brian read it.

20:14.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:16.50
Chibbs
Apparently he just cops it. It's like, he's only, he apparently will play random places and it's based on like fishing season or hunting season and shit like that.

20:27.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:28.06
gav
That's good.

20:28.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:29.14
gav
um I like this comment on YouTube.

20:29.56
Chibbs
He did say, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

20:29.71
Bevo
How funny. okay

20:32.28
gav
Oh, sorry. Yeah, i got I got a quick YouTube comment related to the chorus. This person just says, wake up, take poop, wipe poop, eat food, wash self, so clean.

20:49.66
gav
Yeah.

20:51.25
Chibbs
Yeah, that's good.

20:51.93
gav
ah And everyone's like, that's a better line than what we got.

20:52.59
Bevo
Can we just quickly, can we talk about

20:52.66
Mad Dog
Good grief.

20:53.62
Chibbs
He... There.

20:56.60
Bevo
He does say wet line 18. Is he talking about 18 iron maybe? Like the golf?

21:01.17
gav
18 holes.

21:01.24
Mad Dog
holes. Yeah.

21:01.43
Chibbs
Oh, what? No, it's 18 holes.

21:02.15
gav
18 holes.

21:02.40
Bevo
I don't know.

21:03.31
Chibbs
18 holes.

21:03.99
Bevo
Right.

21:04.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:04.66
gav
It is a little ambiguous, though.

21:04.76
Bevo
or yeah

21:05.56
Chibbs
The, um...

21:06.06
gav
um I mean, I thought for a sec...

21:08.57
Bevo
Is there such thing as an 18 iron or am I just...

21:08.68
gav
When I first heard it, I thought he was... No, that's a mile off, but it's okay.

21:11.36
Chibbs
na no Nah, nah, nah.

21:12.38
gav
you yeah They they go up to nine, but...

21:13.62
Bevo
Sorry, I don't know. I've never hit one.

21:16.06
gav
um um mean I mean, okay. Anyway, whatever. They fucking... Yeah. they A standard set goes up to nine, but the... um when i When he said...

21:22.81
Mad Dog
Gavay, that's a mile off.

21:25.27
gav
When he said 18, I thought he meant he wished he wished he was 18.

21:26.30
Bevo
but This is me putting my hands up if you're not if you can only hear the port podcast.

21:29.66
gav
Yeah, we are not in Bevo's house. this is This is about as far from Bevo's house as we could get.

21:37.14
Bevo
Just just quickly, Chibs, I'm sure a lot of people didn't hear the podcast before, you just play that stinger again?

21:37.18
gav
um Yeah. i a

21:43.35
Bevo
so you'll hear it clearly.

21:43.82
Chibbs
Oh.

21:47.70
Bevo
Good, good.

21:47.96
Chibbs
ah yeah

21:48.30
Bevo
Just wanted it clear.

21:49.02
Chibbs
yeah

21:49.24
Bevo
That's all.

21:50.01
Chibbs
um

21:50.48
gav
It's a good stinger.

21:51.13
Chibbs
ah he has He has admitted in interviews that he intentionally leans into fun, dumb songs because he knows that critics hate them, but crowds love to sing them.

22:01.57
Chibbs
That's it. That's his quote.

22:02.30
Bevo
Yeah, he's nailed it.

22:03.54
Chibbs
yeah

22:04.06
gav
Yeah, fair.

22:04.35
Bevo
Yeah,

22:04.63
Chibbs
He does not give a fuck that you think it's stupid because he knows I'll play this in a stadium and people will just be like, fuck, yes, I like to fish, hunt, golf and drink.

22:05.18
gav
Yeah.

22:08.54
gav
Yeah.

22:14.49
Bevo
yeah. yeah

22:14.87
Mad Dog
I respect that.

22:15.03
gav
Yeah.

22:15.26
Bevo
It's the lowest common denominator, isn't it?

22:15.71
Mad Dog
He knows his audience.

22:16.41
gav
I absolutely respect that.

22:17.50
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:17.73
gav
That's fucking good. That's a good quote. Shout out.

22:20.79
Chibbs
Verse 2 goes, Well, I ain't breaking 80, but I'm pretty damn close. Can't shoot a boon and crock it if you never get to go.

22:32.86
Chibbs
i want to feel me a good. And when I set the hook, kick a hangover, kicking in the woods when i

22:42.23
Bevo
m

22:43.61
gav
Confusing little verse, this one.

22:45.34
Bevo
it Also, it's like that, um you know, must be.

22:45.37
Chibbs
Fuck, that was really confusing.

22:47.83
gav
I looked up a...

22:48.14
Chibbs
Is a boon and crock it a gun?

22:50.14
gav
No, so I looked up a Boone and Crockett.

22:51.58
Mad Dog
I believe so.

22:51.94
gav
It's an American not-for-profit organization that advocates fair chase hunting. So I think it's like...

22:58.78
Bevo
Yeah.

22:59.32
Mad Dog
What?

22:59.67
gav
I think it's i think it's literally...

22:59.93
Bevo
right

23:01.38
Chibbs
He's a kickback from a fucking NGO.

23:04.27
Mad Dog
on.

23:04.47
gav
yeah it's like a fucking...

23:05.11
Mad Dog
So is he talking about shooting a Boone and Crockett representative?

23:09.24
gav
yeah i'm guessing that I'm guessing that they must do some sort of like hunting days like that you go on or something. like a a boon and Apparently, though Boone and Crockett were to go on Boone and Crockett.

23:17.93
Chibbs
It's an event.

23:18.86
Bevo
I'll go on a Boone and Crockett.

23:21.59
Mad Dog
don't

23:22.10
gav
like like You'd go on a golf trip. You'd also go on a Boone and Crockett. I think.

23:25.72
Bevo
Yeah.

23:25.66
gav
They do like educational trips and stuff, I think. So it's kind of something like that.

23:29.46
Chibbs
did Did Dick Cheney shoot his friend in the face on a Boone and Crockett?

23:29.98
gav
is my Unless I completely... am

23:33.86
Chibbs
Was that how that happened?

23:34.75
Bevo
Yeah.

23:35.16
gav
No, he shot himself. He shot him in the face on a whim.

23:39.36
Chibbs
And then the guy that he shot had to apologise to Dick Cheney?

23:39.86
Mad Dog
Dick Cheney.

23:39.83
gav
So, uh...

23:43.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:44.63
gav
Sorry for putting my head in front of your shotgun.

23:46.84
Mad Dog
Ultimate flex.

23:47.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:48.22
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:48.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:49.55
Mad Dog
Shouldn't have been standing there.

23:49.91
gav
Yeah.

23:50.94
Bevo
How good of a line.

23:51.01
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:51.51
Chibbs
yeah

23:51.54
gav
ah

23:51.66
Bevo
This might be the worst lyric of all time, contender. I want to feel me a good.

23:57.94
Chibbs
yeah oh

23:58.78
gav
Yeah, it's not good.

23:59.90
Chibbs
Why put A in there?

24:00.40
gav
It's not good.

24:00.57
Mad Dog
That belongs on YouTube comments.

24:01.75
Bevo
Yeah.

24:02.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

24:04.47
Chibbs
why Why me a

24:04.98
Bevo
why Why?

24:07.38
gav
Yeah.

24:08.53
Bevo
Why say lot word when few word do trick?

24:12.79
Mad Dog
I don't want to feel bad.

24:13.22
gav
Ha ha ha.

24:13.34
Chibbs
Like, what's wrong with... I want to feel good and when I set the hook. I want to feel me ago you can it's a a thing you can have.

24:18.86
Bevo
I want to feel me a good.

24:22.84
Mad Dog
Yeah, weird.

24:22.97
Bevo
Yeah.

24:26.20
Bevo
And why aspire to have a hangover too?

24:26.23
Mad Dog
Ah, good.

24:28.36
Bevo
That's like, if you've got the perfect day, don't have a hangover. Yeah.

24:33.03
Mad Dog
it sucks.

24:33.27
Chibbs
Yeah, well, it sounds like he was having the perfect day yesterday.

24:33.72
Mad Dog
really does.

24:36.92
Mad Dog
Yeah.

24:37.46
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. um this one or This one will burn Doggy's piss. He's one of the highest paid country artists ever, despite constantly being roasted online for his simplistic lyrics.

24:51.29
gav
ah

24:52.41
Chibbs
ah

24:53.91
gav
ah right constantly being roasted

24:55.09
Chibbs
Yeah, he he has become one of the top earners, top earners in the music industry.

25:02.84
Mad Dog
He doesn't give a shit.

25:03.09
Chibbs
Yeah,

25:03.41
Bevo
It's inside.

25:04.47
Mad Dog
like Yeah.

25:05.59
gav
that is nuts you're in awe

25:05.72
Mad Dog
i um i It doesn't really burn my piss. I respect that.

25:12.88
Chibbs
he knows what he's doing, this guy.

25:13.08
gav
it chills It chills your piss.

25:13.50
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:14.14
Chibbs
The bridge...

25:14.42
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:17.94
Chibbs
The bridge goes... oh a little chip, sip, rip, a couple lips.

25:21.49
Mad Dog
Chill.

25:25.88
Chibbs
Which food plot am I going to sip? A little chip sip rip a couple lips.

25:30.32
Mad Dog
What?

25:33.53
Chibbs
I got my goals and they go like this.

25:37.99
gav
canal.

25:38.39
Mad Dog
What?

25:38.74
Bevo
Rip a couple lips.

25:38.87
gav
So, so chip, chip, he's chipping in golf. Sip, he's sipping a beer.

25:43.42
Chibbs
Chipping no medicines golf.

25:43.81
Bevo
Yep.

25:44.54
Chibbs
Sipping is the beers.

25:44.85
gav
Oh, rip, rip a couple of, rip a couple of lips, like with a fishing hook. I think, I think he's talking about like when you're, when you're, when you set a hook.

25:49.66
Mad Dog
Yeah, I think it's set setting the hook.

25:50.47
Bevo
Ah, right.

25:51.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:53.27
Chibbs
um so i was I almost said it before I'd read it properly because I thought it was going to be like rip a couple lines and I thought it was like it was going to like just be like it could be a fishing line coke.

26:00.90
Bevo
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

26:07.58
Mad Dog
yeah

26:08.89
Bevo
Yeah, that doesn't come into it, does it?

26:09.62
Chibbs
Just a little chip sip, rip a couple lines.

26:13.86
gav
Ripple couple, fuck.

26:14.01
Bevo
you reckon Do you reckon though if he had if he had made that the line, do you think people would turn against him?

26:14.47
Mad Dog
Oh,

26:14.55
Chibbs
Luke Bryan.

26:19.35
Bevo
It's like, this is just wholesome enough.

26:19.64
Chibbs
Yeah, 100%.

26:19.61
gav
Yeah.

26:21.11
Mad Dog
oh yeah.

26:21.27
gav
Yeah.

26:21.66
Chibbs
Yeah, no, it's a good country boy.

26:22.10
Bevo
Yeah.

26:23.18
Chibbs
They're not out there fucking racking up wands.

26:24.92
gav
Doing blow? Yeah, that is ah that's a that's a city that's a city slickers drug.

26:26.97
Mad Dog
ah on On the church pew?

26:28.01
Bevo
Yeah.

26:29.72
Mad Dog
Yeah.

26:29.88
gav
No, no. that Them country folk are meth.

26:31.02
Mad Dog
That's right.

26:31.30
Chibbs
Uh-huh.

26:31.88
Mad Dog
That's a California thing.

26:32.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:32.28
gav
they're meth theirre meth Meth or nothing. That's it.

26:36.44
Bevo
Yeah. So when he says rip a couple lips, I imagine like, um I imagine the Joker, you know, when they're Joker, like cuts his lips.

26:37.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:37.98
gav
I mean, that's that's exactly the same as Australia, though.

26:38.14
Chibbs
Climb a tree, do some meth.

26:44.18
Bevo
So it's like long, his smile is bigger.

26:46.55
Mad Dog
Ah, yes.

26:46.97
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:46.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

26:47.05
Bevo
That's what I'm picturing.

26:47.35
gav
Yeah. um

26:49.56
Mad Dog
a

26:49.63
Chibbs
Freaky.

26:50.46
gav
is is Is meth a country thing just everywhere?

26:51.02
Mad Dog
Nah. I think it's a fish lip. Yeah.

26:54.94
gav
Like, you know how Australia's regional towns are very meth-y?

26:55.03
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah.

26:55.54
Chibbs
Big time. Yeah, big time.

26:57.90
gav
It's like, is that is that the same in the States or is it the cities there?

26:59.64
Mad Dog
We love meth out here. Yeah.

27:01.78
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah, regionally.

27:02.09
Chibbs
I think australia even Australia's cities are regional in comparison to the world, so everywhere is messy.

27:08.26
gav
That's true. Yeah.

27:09.70
Bevo
Hmm.

27:09.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:10.46
Mad Dog
America is super meth-y as soon as, Yeah.

27:13.04
Bevo
Methinol over the world.

27:15.83
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:17.62
Chibbs
apparently Luke Bryan has a long-running habit of falling over on stage, which it's like, its they say it here, it's like, it's a long-running habit. It's like, is he drunk? Is he drunk out of his mind and falls over a lot?

27:29.62
Chibbs
I don't know. But apparently you can go on YouTube and find multiple clips, like compilations of Luke Bryan just eating shit on stage.

27:36.12
Bevo
Yeah, right.

27:36.29
gav
that's that's really fun that's fun

27:37.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:38.53
Bevo
I'm half tempted to watch that, but I also don't care.

27:38.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:41.50
Chibbs
No.

27:41.50
gav
yeah not in a malicious way just in that sounds fun like i picture him more like very slapsticky not like i don't want to see him get hurt but like that just sounds like it'd be a comic like i feel like he's the sort of guy that would get up laughing being like oh did it again you know what i mean like that'd just be a

27:41.75
Mad Dog
yeah

27:41.94
Chibbs
And... yeah and and

27:50.07
Chibbs
A tumble.

27:56.76
Bevo
ah just want a trip, sip, a rip cup trips.

27:56.76
Chibbs
Yeah, no, it says this.

27:57.11
Mad Dog
He doesn't give his chair.

27:57.72
Chibbs
It says it says like he it says that he ah the clips of him eating absolute shit mid-performance and immediately continuing like nothing happens. That's the quote.

28:10.82
gav
That's good.

28:11.09
Chibbs
Two minutes 30 as well.

28:11.09
Mad Dog
It's just part of the show.

28:12.70
Chibbs
Two minutes 30. That's how you know Luke Bryan at his ripe age of whatever he is knows, knows that it's fucking you make shit for TikTok.

28:24.74
Chibbs
You make shit with little hooks, little things. Don't make it more than two and a half minutes long.

28:29.27
Mad Dog
Little hooks.

28:31.00
Chibbs
Make it for the fucking tock.

28:33.11
Bevo
can we Can we talk about what does...

28:33.27
gav
Jesus. Sorry, he's 49 for the record. I don't know why I thought he was 36.

28:36.28
Bevo
Oh, well

28:37.46
Mad Dog
It's 50 this year.

28:38.68
gav
I don't know why I thought he was 36.

28:38.80
Mad Dog
Yeah.

28:39.67
Bevo
wow. What does... Which food plot am I going to sip mean? What's a food plot?

28:46.46
Chibbs
I don't know.

28:46.52
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's weird.

28:46.66
gav
I no idea.

28:47.58
Chibbs
how do you sip food?

28:48.39
gav
no idea.

28:48.78
Chibbs
Is he, is he like, has he got a broken jaw?

28:51.19
Bevo
Liquid diet.

28:51.49
Chibbs
That's

28:52.50
Mad Dog
Isn't a food plot like a parcel of land?

28:55.26
gav
Yeah, where you grow...

28:55.67
Chibbs
what thought.

28:56.18
gav
Is he saying, like, is he going to grow potatoes and then make himself some like moonshine and then fucking slip sip that, perhaps?

29:01.78
Bevo
Oh, maybe.

29:04.21
gav
Yeah.

29:04.97
Mad Dog
There's a lot to read into there.

29:05.06
gav
don't know. I'm not country enough. I'm not country enough for this fucking lyric. I don't know.

29:08.92
Bevo
Yeah, we need a translator.

29:09.23
gav
I don't understand.

29:09.56
Chibbs
Nah. yeah Yeah.

29:11.51
gav
Yeah.

29:12.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:12.49
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:12.63
Chibbs
It doesn't make sense at all.

29:13.02
Mad Dog
Please write in and educate us on this, please.

29:14.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:15.70
gav
Do you know how close we live to all the farms? Doggy, can you hear the cows from your place? on ah you would You'd be able to on ah on a windy night.

29:21.84
Mad Dog
If the wind is blowing in the right direction.

29:21.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:22.76
gav
Yeah. Yeah, for sure you would.

29:24.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:24.52
Chibbs
I hear him all the time.

29:25.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:26.51
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:26.90
gav
Yeah. Fuck. I got, yeah.

29:28.82
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:29.19
gav
They're like, they're only a few hours down from me and it's like, you'll be sitting there and you just hear moo.

29:31.05
Bevo
Listen to these country boys.

29:34.11
gav
And I'm like, fucking hell. i I'm like so sitting in full blown suburbia.

29:37.26
Mad Dog
We're in the country.

29:38.34
gav
Just it's fucking cows mooing and shit.

29:39.45
Bevo
I just want to hear some cows.

29:41.86
gav
Yeah.

29:42.28
Mad Dog
Meh. Meh. Meh.

29:44.32
Chibbs
Oh, here we go.

29:44.47
gav
yeah

29:44.90
Chibbs
It says, so this, I just, I i put this in the chat to everybody and said, we are not from the country. Translate this.

29:52.28
Bevo
ah course We are not from the country.

29:52.73
Chibbs
And it does say, which food which food plot am I going to sip? It says, food plot, an area planted to attract deer or wildlife, usually for hunting. So it does say this line sounds awkward.

30:03.79
Bevo
Ah.

30:03.72
gav
Oh.

30:05.45
Chibbs
He's basically saying, which hunting spot am I going to hang around and drink at?

30:11.35
gav
Oh, okay.

30:11.80
Mad Dog
i Ah, right, eh?

30:13.52
Bevo
Ah.

30:14.01
gav
Fucking chat GPTs from the country.

30:14.38
Bevo
Right.

30:14.52
Mad Dog
Got it.

30:16.45
gav
Who knew?

30:18.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:18.99
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

30:19.51
Chibbs
It's like Nelly.

30:21.94
gav
Nelly, you wouldn't suspect. Big boy.

30:23.89
Bevo
Yeah, it's all about his grammar, really, isn't it?

30:24.34
Chibbs
Yeah. That's it That's all lyrics. That's it. do you mean?

30:28.96
Bevo
Oh, we got, um, the chorus has some slightly different parts.

30:29.27
gav
No, it's not.

30:34.31
Chibbs
Does it?

30:34.35
Bevo
the last chorus, the final chorus, just one line different.

30:35.80
Chibbs
The last chorus?

30:35.77
gav
yeah yeah

30:37.03
Bevo
Yeah. Not really worth,

30:37.37
Chibbs
Oh, okay. The last chorus goes, wake up, coffee, camo, climb tree, wet line 18, hell, 36, y'all. Grab the drinks. All fall, all spring, all summer long, I'll be living it up and living it on. a country boy's dream, fish hunt, golf drink, fish hunt, golf drink, fish hunt, golf drink.

30:58.47
gav
that's for sure why i thought he was 36. i fucking heard him say 36.

31:01.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:01.86
Chibbs
Right. Nah, he's just going two rounds of golf. He's just like, I've got nowhere to be.

31:05.88
Mad Dog
Snuck in an extra nine.

31:07.98
Chibbs
so

31:08.25
Bevo
Ah, you just did the math.

31:09.02
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:09.85
Bevo
That was Zavtel's math.

31:09.98
gav
the best thing about The best thing about playing a round of golf is finishing it um and playing 36.

31:10.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:16.09
gav
I fucking...

31:16.73
Chibbs
I've never got to the end of 18 holes and gone, I'll do that again right now.

31:19.70
gav
Did I tell you, i did the i did the longest day I did the longest day last year, which is where you do four rounds back to back, 72 holes, and it was one of the worst fucking days, which is kind of the point.

31:20.41
Mad Dog
Yeah, eight ain't more than enough.

31:30.08
gav
We raised money for charity and shit.

31:30.69
Chibbs
That's terrible.

31:32.00
gav
you'd Finishing a round of golf, we were knackered because we weren't even in carts.

31:33.43
Chibbs
not worth it.

31:37.94
gav
We walked it. And Port Cam was a long fucking course too. and And we we hoofed it and then...

31:42.55
Chibbs
Jesus.

31:44.06
gav
I was like, we finished it and I was like, oh my God, like three more of those. We'd played a whole nother round. I was like, I'm ready to die. We were halfway through. It was like the worst fucking day. Yeah, it was it was it was shit. It was a bad time.

31:57.08
Chibbs
Yeah, that's if absolutely terrible.

31:58.84
gav
No one in their right minds playing 36 holes. I mean, if you had a card, fuck, maybe.

32:02.16
Chibbs
Nah. Lunar.

32:04.21
gav
don't

32:04.66
Chibbs
Maybe.

32:10.55
Chibbs
I mean, it's got to be the one we were just saying, right? I want to feel me a good.

32:14.71
gav
Feeling a good. I want to feel me a good. Fuck, that's bad.

32:19.03
Bevo
Yeah, that's fine.

32:19.42
gav
That's bad.

32:20.03
Bevo
Yeah, it's.

32:21.36
Mad Dog
That's bad, but

32:21.33
gav
There's some not good.

32:21.53
Chibbs
unnecessary.

32:21.78
Bevo
Also, the traffic the traffic in the windshield is

32:25.02
gav
then No, you're right.

32:25.86
Chibbs
That's fucking...

32:25.88
Bevo
note

32:25.82
gav
There's a few.

32:27.48
Bevo
notable.

32:29.40
gav
Yeah. Oh, man.

32:30.68
Mad Dog
also just camo climb tree. Yeah.

32:34.65
gav
That is such a funny...

32:36.76
Chibbs
Yeah. Drunk.

32:38.09
gav
I'm picturing him really like ungracefully scrambling up the tree as well. like It's not like a majestic...

32:42.62
Bevo
Yeah.

32:42.75
Chibbs
drank

32:43.93
gav
Yeah, he's half pissed.

32:44.25
Chibbs
hey

32:44.66
Bevo
You know what it else?

32:45.02
Chibbs
all all Or severely hungover is even worse trying to climb a tree.

32:45.18
Bevo
you know It reminds me of that.

32:48.63
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

32:49.42
Chibbs
It's not not even being drunk doing it, just being fucking shattered from the day before.

32:54.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

32:54.62
Chibbs
And then being like, all right, Luke, we've got this, um we got the the ah we're all set up up in the tree for the hunt.

32:55.10
Bevo
It reminds me that... um

33:01.76
Chibbs
It's like, ah ah no upper body strength.

33:04.15
gav
Fuck. Bro, I don't if can climb that fucking tree.

33:06.91
Mad Dog
Yeah.

33:07.18
Bevo
it's like the It's like the dead opposite of that Kendrick song that's like, sit down, drank, yeah there drank, wake up, coffee, camo, glam tree, wetland.

33:12.34
Mad Dog
Yeah. Drank.

33:15.13
gav
ah

33:15.81
Chibbs
Clump tree, drank.

33:18.15
Mad Dog
Drank.

33:18.40
gav
Sip a plot of land.

33:19.35
Mad Dog
Drank.

33:19.70
Chibbs
Wake up, drank.

33:19.68
gav
Drink.

33:21.96
Chibbs
Coffee, drank. Camo, drank.

33:24.25
Bevo
Camo.

33:25.29
Chibbs
Clump tree, drank.

33:27.29
Mad Dog
right.

33:28.09
gav
ah

33:28.38
Chibbs
it' ah um Look, to guys. You ready? we can't do it because it's twenty twenty six so i came up with a whole new game for you guys you ready

33:38.90
Bevo
Ooh, yeah.

33:39.51
gav
Amazing.

34:03.53
Mad Dog
That's a hit.

34:03.64
Chibbs
Okay, this is AI country or real song.

34:03.82
Mad Dog
There you

34:05.14
Bevo
I didn't hear any of that.

34:08.29
gav
All real country.

34:08.82
Bevo
Oh, I love this.

34:09.19
gav
Yes. This is fucking good.

34:11.74
Chibbs
Okay, now I'm going to read you a lyric. gonna read you a lyric. You're gonna tell me if AI came up with this or if it is actually from a country song released by a current country artist.

34:20.19
gav
fuck.

34:22.81
gav
This is sick.

34:23.07
Chibbs
Okay?

34:23.41
gav
Good good good game. Good game.

34:24.57
Bevo
Beautiful. i like Great game, yeah.

34:24.92
Chibbs
Okay. So here's the rules. I read the lyric, you all say AI or real. Don't need a discussion. Just AI or real, all right?

34:36.59
gav
right. All right.

34:38.61
Chibbs
First lyric. Cold beer and freedom running through my veins.

34:44.85
gav
Oh, fuck. This is odd.

34:46.61
Bevo
AI.

34:46.95
gav
Unreal.

34:49.18
Mad Dog
AI.

34:51.26
Chibbs
What did you say, Bevo? It's

34:52.55
Bevo
AI.

34:55.63
Chibbs
real. That is American Saturday Night by Brad Paisley.

34:57.24
gav
Yes. Yes.

35:03.61
Bevo
Oh, he's one of the they' greats.

35:03.80
Mad Dog
Nice.

35:04.38
gav
yeah

35:06.65
Chibbs
Cold beer and freedom running through my veins.

35:07.13
gav
ah man.

35:08.25
Bevo
Cold burn freedom.

35:09.45
Chibbs
All right.

35:10.41
Bevo
Cold burn freedom.

35:10.84
Mad Dog
Running through veins.

35:11.96
gav
Brilliant.

35:13.82
Chibbs
All right.

35:14.02
Bevo
Floating through my veins.

35:14.15
Chibbs
Next one. Next one.

35:17.61
Chibbs
Here we go. Tan lines and a dockside kiss.

35:25.60
Mad Dog
Oh.

35:25.85
gav
Oh, God.

35:28.04
Mad Dog
That's real.

35:29.73
Bevo
it's It's too out there to be AO. I think it's real.

35:33.59
gav
also think it's real.

35:36.57
Chibbs
It is real. That is from the song Sundays by Florida Georgia Line.

35:37.78
gav
Yes.

35:38.17
Mad Dog
Yeah.

35:43.67
Bevo
Florida, Georgia line.

35:43.86
Mad Dog
Okay.

35:44.12
gav
what a What a name.

35:44.32
Chibbs
Tan lines and a dockside kiss.

35:47.26
gav
Jesus Christ.

35:47.62
Bevo
Tan lines and nightside chaos.

35:47.89
Chibbs
Having a kiss by the dock.

35:47.96
Mad Dog
They love a good doc, aye? Yeah.

35:51.03
Chibbs
Yeah. All right. Next one. Truck bed full of bad decisions.

35:57.61
Mad Dog
Oh, that's AI.

35:59.31
Bevo
AI. Yeah. That's the robots.

36:01.11
gav
I'm going to go real. I'm going to go real.

36:04.99
Chibbs
It is real. It is from the song we Went by Randy Hauser.

36:06.26
Bevo
ah

36:06.49
Mad Dog
but

36:13.73
Bevo
Randy Hauser.

36:15.81
gav
Oh my god damn it.

36:16.11
Chibbs
Truck band full of bad decisions.

36:20.58
Bevo
Randy Hauser. It's like...

36:21.43
gav
was I was hoping that one would be real.

36:26.37
gav
Oh fuck.

36:27.07
Chibbs
um Next lyric, next lyric.

36:27.02
gav
I'm tickled by that. That's good.

36:30.42
Chibbs
Sunset shining on a camouflage kiss.

36:35.44
Mad Dog
AI.

36:37.02
Bevo
they They've all been real so far. So I'm saying real.

36:39.29
Mad Dog
Yeah. I think the trick is they're all real.

36:40.82
gav
I reckon this one's AI. I reckon this one's AI.

36:46.18
Chibbs
That's a real lyric from the song, Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye by Luke Bryan.

36:48.00
gav
fuck!

36:52.92
Bevo
ah

36:55.73
Bevo
Shit.

36:59.28
Chibbs
Sunset shining on a camouflage kiss.

37:02.79
gav
Camouflage kiss sounds very assaulty.

37:03.67
Chibbs
That's good.

37:07.03
Mad Dog
It does, eh?

37:07.38
Chibbs
i was not in it Can't see it coming. Okay, last one.

37:10.86
gav
Don't like that.

37:12.03
Chibbs
Last one, fellas. Daddy taught me how to cast a line and stand for the flag.

37:19.63
Bevo
Oh, my God.

37:20.47
Mad Dog
Oh, Jesus.

37:21.55
Bevo
That's very catch my kiss my fish.

37:22.01
Mad Dog
That's real. It's got to be real.

37:23.07
Bevo
Yeah, it's real.

37:24.90
gav
I reckon it's real and I reckon it's Beyonce. Okay.

37:28.65
Chibbs
is not Beyonce, but it is real. It is from Country Boys World by Jason Aldean.

37:31.00
gav
okay

37:36.07
Mad Dog
Yep.

37:36.69
gav
yeah

37:37.38
Chibbs
They're real!

37:39.06
gav
Fucking Jesus Christ.

38:01.82
Chibbs
All right, there you go.

38:02.36
gav
Nice.

38:02.68
Bevo
That goes hard.

38:02.72
gav
Nice.

38:03.40
Bevo
That goes unnecessarily hard.

38:04.40
Chibbs
Okay, before... we we We don't do production really anymore, but before we get into the next section... like He's copped a lot of shit that's basically like, this is this is an AI song.

38:12.12
Bevo
I got things to say. I got,

38:16.11
Chibbs
right I put this on for Jazz and went, check out this ais so AI song.

38:18.00
Mad Dog
Yep.

38:22.04
gav
hu ah ah That's where you got the idea for the game.

38:23.21
Chibbs
She's like, yeah yeah, it does sound AI. like It's not. It's a real fucking song. It's a real song.

38:29.30
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

38:30.38
Chibbs
It's a Luke Bryan song, but it sounds AI 100%.

38:30.94
Bevo
I gotta say the first,

38:33.59
Chibbs
Yeah. The riff.

38:35.54
Bevo
the pitch correction at the start is hardcore and the riff that goes behind it, it sounds like, you know how Marvel movies have like the music's not notable, but you can always tell when there's like, that they set the tone with the music, even though though it's not notable.

38:35.55
Chibbs
ah hundred percent

38:38.67
Chibbs
yeah riff

38:50.52
Bevo
This music sounds like when they're being a bit naughty, you know what I mean?

38:53.86
Chibbs
Yeah. Cheeky.

38:55.06
gav
Oh,

38:55.43
Chibbs
Cheeky music.

38:56.16
Bevo
It's cheeky music.

38:57.86
Chibbs
But it doesn't sound real.

38:58.20
gav
oh my God.

38:58.78
Chibbs
It doesn't sound like a real guitar. It doesn't sound... nothing None of it sounds real.

39:02.42
Bevo
This sounds like a demo. that did Did we find out that this was like a demo that got leaked or something like that?

39:07.12
Chibbs
No, this is off his new album.

39:07.37
Bevo
Right. Or the one he didn't want people to hear.

39:10.44
gav
It's on Spotify.

39:10.90
Chibbs
This is a single off his new album.

39:11.52
gav
It's on...

39:12.05
Bevo
Yeah.

39:12.92
gav
So something weird did happen, though, and the top the top comment on the top comment on YouTube is, this song didn't release, this shit escaped.

39:14.22
Chibbs
It's going the album Signs.

39:21.53
gav
So...

39:21.88
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm

39:22.13
Chibbs
Yeah. I looked up on Wikipedia of this Signs album that's coming out and this is on it. This is on the track list. Yeah.

39:29.62
Bevo
Okay. Yeah, it just sounds sounds like one they wrote and threw away, but who knows?

39:30.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:35.16
gav
Yeah.

39:35.67
Chibbs
It doesn't sound real. it sounds like someone put in into Suno, just not even ah ah heavy prompt, just write me a country song about drinking beer, golf and hunting and and only wanting to do that.

39:46.39
Bevo
Yeah. Well, if you can't tell the fucking difference, why why bother?

39:52.28
Chibbs
ah I think this is what it's turning into. Like, I think, but I think country music might be the ground zero of AI music, like making it into the charts.

39:56.79
Bevo
And if people are buying it, then yeah.

39:57.02
Mad Dog
People love it. People love it.

40:03.98
gav
True. Fuck.

40:05.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

40:06.22
Bevo
Could be. You heard it here for first, folks.

40:06.78
Chibbs
Yeah, it it could be.

40:07.32
Mad Dog
I can see it happening.

40:09.82
Chibbs
It could be.

40:10.49
gav
It could have already happened.

40:12.09
Bevo
Could already be happening.

40:23.15
Chibbs
right, net worth. It is net worth time from Lukey Bryan. ah What do you think his net worth as of 2026 Dog.

40:28.01
gav
Oh, fuck.

40:28.89
Bevo
Two first names, Luke.

40:34.71
Mad Dog
ah Jesus, it could be could be anywhere between $1 million and $4.5 trillion.

40:45.59
Mad Dog
have no idea.

40:46.75
gav
Oh, yeah.

40:46.85
Bevo
richest man on earth. for

40:49.08
Mad Dog
um Okay, so maybe he's just getting into the thrall market. $100 million.

40:56.26
Chibbs
Okay. All right, Gav.

40:59.06
gav
yeah I just don't know. Fuck, country's thrown me so badly. Like, I feel like when we talk pop stars, we're usually all all pretty dialed in. We roughly know the scale.

41:10.18
gav
Even rock stars, you know, you got we we're so out of our depth with country artists.

41:10.53
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. We're out of our depth.

41:15.28
gav
I just don't know that market at all. I'm going 50 just so that I've got a good spread on Doggy's answer and we can kind of, one of us will have to hit. Like, yeah.

41:23.09
Chibbs
Yeah, no. Good to cover the spread. a Bevo?

41:25.91
gav
Yeah.

41:27.45
Bevo
Well, it's funny that because I was going higher, ah it's just like you got to think also this guy is not making enough money that he can just go and fish and hunt and fuck and climb tree and...

41:36.76
gav
ah So he says.

41:43.70
gav
i miss... Okay, can we bring back regular stingers? I miss this shit.

41:49.23
Bevo
could just say that as

41:50.46
gav
Jerry Halliwell should be laughing on every episode.

41:51.00
Bevo
you could justite you could just say that as with

41:53.75
gav
Why not, you stupid bastard?

41:53.99
Chibbs
Some episodes give me give me space. Has anyone

41:57.88
Bevo
You just need like a fucking hundred hundred button sampler and just so many things.

41:58.01
gav
Oh, fuck.

42:01.88
Chibbs
ah do what i fucking um i can't do everything like it's like what like yeah has anyone else done this?

42:01.85
gav
You can't get too over...

42:06.55
gav
Okay, no, fuck it. i need a

42:07.61
Bevo
Just load them up.

42:08.54
gav
I need a 100-button sampler.

42:09.82
Bevo
Yeah. Load up so many that you don't know which ones they do and just press random ones all the time.

42:12.46
Chibbs
now now he died

42:14.94
gav
ah

42:15.58
Bevo
um I'm going to say 200 million because also don't forget he's an idol, is it? Or the voice. He's one of them.

42:21.96
Chibbs
Yeah, idle judge.

42:22.82
gav
Oh, yeah, no, you're right.

42:23.09
Chibbs
Yeah, idle judge.

42:23.66
Bevo
don't judge.

42:24.11
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

42:24.41
gav
TV personality, fuck.

42:26.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:26.30
Bevo
with Lionel Richie.

42:27.32
Chibbs
Yeah. ah Luke Bryan, as of 2026, has a net worth in the US currency of $160 million. dollars

42:40.32
Bevo
was close.

42:40.32
gav
Fuck me, drunk.

42:42.49
Chibbs
He should just go fucking hunting and play golf.

42:42.62
Mad Dog
Holy cannoli.

42:42.90
gav
Fuck.

42:43.62
Bevo
Yeah, give it up.

42:45.05
Chibbs
like Just relax. Relax. Yes, that's what you want to do.

42:48.19
gav
I wonder how much the tax man bit out of him. Fuck.

42:51.32
Bevo
Yeah.

42:51.63
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true.

42:52.31
gav
Enough to make him very angry.

42:52.49
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. um That's true. i wonder where he lives.

42:56.82
gav
Fuck, that's a lot of money. Hundred and fucking sixty? Jesus.

43:01.56
Bevo
Imagine if he lived in like fucking Brooklyn or something like that.

43:04.50
Mad Dog
Yeah, like Beverly Hills.

43:05.82
Bevo
I hate this. I hate it.

43:08.09
gav
Have you seen, Chibs, you've seen how Steve Smith lives in New York, haven't you?

43:08.34
Chibbs
Yeah,

43:09.58
Mad Dog
There's no trees.

43:14.67
Chibbs
yeah yeah, it's genius.

43:15.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.

43:15.35
gav
Steve, Smudge just lives in New York.

43:15.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.

43:16.59
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:17.43
gav
No one knows him from a bar or something. Love that.

43:21.89
Chibbs
Nah, that's the way to go.

43:21.94
gav
Love that. Sorry.

43:23.11
Chibbs
yeah he's figured figured that out.

43:23.77
gav
It is.

43:24.80
Chibbs
all Alright!

43:25.44
gav
Yeah.

43:32.88
Chibbs
Oh, shit. Alright, alright, alright, alright.

43:34.74
gav
So i've i've heard nothing i've I've heard nothing in those lyrics that made me think that I wouldn't um at least rip a lip out of this game.

43:35.61
Chibbs
Alright, Gav, you're flying.

43:44.73
Bevo
let well let Let me give you two things. He's up a tree in camo with a fucking sniper rifle, but he's also drunk. So i don't know if that helps.

43:53.86
Chibbs
That is true.

43:53.82
gav
Okay, so I zigzag a zigzag when I run in and then I ah i cut the tree down.

43:55.21
Chibbs
All

43:59.02
gav
I don't know. I'm just saying i don't think I don't think he's allowed to have the gun.

44:00.24
Chibbs
right.

44:01.99
Bevo
Shake the tree. Shake the tree until he falls out. Yeah.

44:04.86
gav
Shake the tree like a fucking cartoon. Yeah.

44:09.42
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:09.62
gav
um Yeah. I mean, as long as ah Yeah.

44:11.92
Chibbs
Okay, here he go. It says...

44:12.73
gav
if unless he's Unless his special move involves a golf club, I think I'm clean.

44:19.90
Chibbs
It does say here, Luke tries to box. Gav tries to survive.

44:27.76
gav
Okay.

44:28.17
Mad Dog
Oh.

44:28.78
Chibbs
Survival usually wins in car park rules.

44:32.28
Bevo
Wait for that. Wait.

44:32.74
Chibbs
So, no, it just says the official result, Gavin defeats Luke Bryan.

44:32.92
Bevo
I bet the word chaos will come into this at least once.

44:36.07
Mad Dog
Yeah.

44:41.34
Chibbs
ah It says,

44:43.26
Mad Dog
On points?

44:45.61
Chibbs
says ah Luke probably wins in a normal human fight. Fitter, taller, better cardio, probably stronger.

44:53.48
Mad Dog
Yeah.

44:54.17
Chibbs
But Gavin doesn't fight like a bloke trying to impress the UFC scouts. He fights like someone defending the last sausage roll at a wake. so

45:06.78
Bevo
ah

45:09.02
gav
When the fuck...

45:11.29
Mad Dog
Oh, they

45:12.01
Bevo
That's a shirt. That's a shirt.

45:15.38
Mad Dog
have stitched you up bad.

45:15.78
Chibbs
Fuck,

45:15.96
gav
ChatGPT has my fucking number, bro.

45:19.57
Bevo
That's a shirt.

45:19.98
gav
Jesus.

45:20.21
Bevo
That's a shirt for sure.

45:20.34
Chibbs
it really does.

45:21.15
Mad Dog
Last sausage roll that awake.

45:21.46
gav
Fuck. Oh, my God.

45:24.11
Chibbs
Fuck, it's ruthless.

45:24.41
gav
I would fucking... i'd I'd be absolutely sporting another funeral for the fucking last sausage roll in a wake.

45:30.62
Bevo
Yeah.

45:31.02
gav
That's...

45:31.42
Bevo
Those sausage rolls are great.

45:31.61
gav
matt Fucking... Might as well lump another body on the casket and send them down together.

45:33.94
Chibbs
yeah yeah

45:36.60
Bevo
they had Nothing tastes better than a funeral sausage roll.

45:36.82
Chibbs
and

45:37.87
gav
Fuck.

45:39.07
Chibbs
Nothing like a sad sausage roll.

45:40.67
gav
Oh, my God.

45:40.94
Chibbs
All right, let's write this shit.

45:53.94
Chibbs
What are we going write it out of?

45:55.90
gav
How many not a goods it it is?

46:00.22
Bevo
Is it a good or is it not a good?

46:00.25
Mad Dog
now

46:02.58
gav
How many not a good?

46:02.81
Mad Dog
How many abads

46:05.78
Bevo
yeah Is it a bad or is it a good?

46:06.62
gav
ah

46:06.78
Chibbs
um many lips? How many lips have you ripped?

46:08.79
gav
How many lips? How many lips did you just read? Oh, man. how much How many traffics are in your windshield?

46:15.96
Chibbs
Okay. Ten, you would rather...

46:19.67
Chibbs
how many car How many people have died in this pileup? Ten? Ten you are going to prison. You might get the death penalty. And one ah one you are...

46:29.74
gav
You've committed vehicul...

46:30.17
Bevo
Minor traffic infraction.

46:31.03
Chibbs
written ah Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

46:31.22
gav
yeah you've you've committed vhic you

00:01.72
gav
but I'm fucking...

00:01.82
Chibbs
All right. No, yeah, so, okay, 10 is 10 people have died in your

00:05.27
gav
You're committing...

00:07.90
Chibbs
in your

00:08.43
Mad Dog
Windscreen. Windshield.

00:10.17
Chibbs
pileup. Yeah.

00:11.19
gav
10 you've committed vehicular genocide.

00:14.36
Chibbs
Yeah, pretty much. One, only one person died and you are rich enough to get a good lawyer and basically Matthew Broderick it, if you will.

00:22.20
gav
Yes.

00:23.12
Mad Dog
Broderick.

00:23.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:23.90
Bevo
just forgets it.

00:24.57
gav
You've gone the full Broderick.

00:25.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:27.22
Chibbs
I think he killed two people and got away with it. Anyway. um Okay. What do you give this out of 10, Gavin?

00:37.21
gav
um i After hearing him talking about not giving a fuck and knowing that the critics would pan it and that it would just be one that the crowd would love, I really wanted to knock a point off. um you know So I did. I give it an 11. LAUGHTER

00:58.68
Mad Dog
ah

01:01.47
Bevo
I thought you were going there. Very well done.

01:02.78
Chibbs
Yeah,

01:08.82
Bevo
You know what? I'm right there with you, Gavin. I'm giving it 11.2. What a shitload of fuck this is.

01:13.57
Chibbs
okay.

01:13.62
gav
I was like, he's preempted it.

01:15.87
Chibbs
Bevo?

01:17.40
Bevo
What a dirty shit crime.

01:19.54
Chibbs
Yeah, it is a dirty shit car. I'm doggy. Oh, fuck.

01:23.88
Mad Dog
He's preempted.

01:24.44
gav
um so he's preempted it

01:24.96
Bevo
Preempted.

01:25.05
Chibbs
it

01:25.88
Mad Dog
ah um Do you know what?

01:26.01
Chibbs
a

01:28.98
Mad Dog
This is probably, i respect him because he knows what he's doing he knows what he does. He doesn't care.

01:38.65
Chibbs
It's like the devil.

01:40.31
Mad Dog
And look, this is maybe one of the best country songs I've ever heard, which means it's an eight.

01:41.05
gav
yeah

01:48.18
Bevo
Oh, wow.

01:51.54
Bevo
Oh.

01:51.54
Chibbs
Oh! Wow!

01:53.50
gav
ah you You love it.

01:54.07
Chibbs
Okay.

01:54.50
Bevo
Disappointing.

01:54.62
gav
You love it.

01:54.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:55.83
Bevo
Which means it's a 12.

01:57.66
Mad Dog
I kind of love it.

01:57.88
gav
yeah

01:57.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:59.03
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:59.26
gav
Kind of loves it.

02:00.98
Chibbs
um Yeah, it's a dirty shit-crong. Yeah, 10.

02:05.08
gav
Yeah.

02:05.55
Bevo
Yeah, fuck it.

02:05.56
gav
Nice.

02:07.19
Bevo
I don't know.

02:08.06
gav
yeah

02:11.13
Bevo
Can I just ask don't don't think about it too hard, but if you had if like if all these magical situations happen to you, what are the things that you would do all day? For me, it'd just be like sit sit on couch.

02:20.26
Chibbs
hmm

02:23.88
Chibbs
lay lay on couch to be fair yeah only laying yeah yeah yeah nap na and

02:24.11
Mad Dog
Sit, rest, lay, sleep.

02:24.38
gav
Yeah.

02:25.54
Bevo
Lay.

02:25.85
gav
Yeah.

02:26.78
Bevo
Lay, sit, lounge, rest.

02:26.99
gav
would

02:30.42
Mad Dog
yeah

02:30.68
gav
Yeah. Yeah. yeah

02:34.02
Bevo
Eat.

02:34.07
gav
I feel like I would probably, I'd probably spend more time making music annoyingly. I feel like that's one thing that's like suffered in my life is, you know, in terms of like running out of times for do things, that was one of the first things that really hit the chopping block was like, yeah I used to every now and then just be like, sit down and just punch out a whole afternoon and a night, write music and and recording shit.

02:39.61
Bevo
Yeah, same, yeah. Yeah.

02:54.43
gav
It's like, that does not happen anymore. That would be fun.

02:57.44
Chibbs
No, it's so funny that everything Luke Bryan doesn't want to do is what we all just want to do.

02:58.78
Bevo
Shit song

03:04.68
Bevo
though.

03:05.08
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:05.82
Bevo
Yeah.

03:07.03
gav
ah Jesus.

03:07.10
Mad Dog
So active.

03:07.42
Bevo
Play play gig.

03:07.48
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:08.44
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:09.57
gav
Play gig. No one comes.

03:12.02
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Play gigs, record music. Fucking yeah. Yeah. Honestly, if we could just jump on, if we could just just be like, if this podcast was big enough that it was like, we just need to do one of these a day, then I'd be like, yeah, that's, ah I'd be sweet.

03:19.93
Bevo
Judge the voice.

03:28.78
Chibbs
I can lay on my couch and just be like, I got to get up and do that hour of podcasting.

03:29.54
Bevo
The dream.

03:32.41
Bevo
At eight o'clock.

03:33.85
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:33.90
gav
I'd find a way to bitch about it.

03:34.40
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:34.83
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:35.66
gav
It's always at the most inconvenient time.

03:36.06
Bevo
Yeah. Bring it to me. Yeah.

03:39.48
gav
ah

03:43.21
Chibbs
All right. Make sure you follow us on the social media, subscribe to our YouTube channel and subscribe to our Patreon where you can get our free show every single week, a thousand and one songs that make you want to live. You can also subscribe and get all of these episodes a week early.

03:57.19
Bevo
Oh, speaking of which...

03:57.37
Chibbs
um oh and don't forget Friday, every Friday on YouTube, our new game show comes out, Tower of Music.

04:05.02
gav
tower of music um but but im found oh was it oh yeah sorry for sorry for the terrible shout out yeah

04:05.17
Bevo
Yeah.

04:05.90
Chibbs
Yeah. Every Friday on YouTube.

04:08.44
Bevo
We didn't mention this. This was a request, actually. This song was a request.

04:12.31
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah.

04:12.72
Bevo
We didn't talk about it yet.

04:12.82
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, it was, wasn't it? Yeah, fuck.

04:14.70
Bevo
Can't remember whom, but thanks for saying...

04:14.98
Chibbs
Yeah, thanks. Yeah.

04:16.54
Mad Dog
Thanks for requesting.

04:17.85
Chibbs
You know who you are. All right, well, yeah thanks, fellas. And whoever requested this, you don't have to, but everybody else, go and fuck yourself.

04:27.83
gav
if

04:31.27
gav
lick my balls Lick my bowels. Lick my bowels. Lick my bowels.

04:51.64
Chibbs
The fucking fake banjo sound in there?

04:51.92
Bevo
Such a mad dog, just loving it, loving it.

04:52.36
gav
Gross. know.

04:53.96
Chibbs
bunker butcker buckcker bunker duker buckcker buckker bucke Fucking shit.

04:54.23
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:54.36
gav
Fucking hell. oh