50 Cent – P.I.M.P.: No Cadillacs, No Perms & Gav Gets Folded

This week, the boys take on P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent — a song that somehow turns sex trafficking, expensive shoes, summer chinchilla sales and refusing to hand over a dollar into one of the catchiest tracks of the 2000s.

They break down the confusing pimp-or-John storyline, 50’s endless list of feuds, the weirdest lyric in the song, his Vitaminwater payday, and whether Dr. Dre was right to kill P.I.M.P. Part 2 before it saw the light of day.

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Transcript

00:00:00.03
gav
Oh.

00:00:00.12
Chibbs
So worse. sorry

00:00:06.74
Chibbs
I'll never financially survive this.

00:00:13.11
Bevo
Yeah.

00:00:38.94
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs to Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to get thrown off a bridge in Brazil.

00:00:47.99
gav
Who did that?

00:00:50.10
Chibbs
You didn't see this?

00:00:51.29
gav
No, I've not seen this. are usually try and keep it...

00:00:53.76
Chibbs
Shut up.

00:00:54.65
gav
i I generally try to keep across my people being thrown off bridges and I've i've missed this entirely.

00:00:59.00
Bevo
and I don't know about this one.

00:00:59.45
gav
Fuck.

00:00:59.60
Chibbs
oh my God, I can't believe you didn't know about this. So yeah, like six people have been charged with murder in Brazil because they were doing a um this off the beaten track through the jungle giant rope swing attraction thing that they do.

00:01:02.99
gav
Fuck.

00:01:15.17
Chibbs
And their whole thing is that they get them and they hold them up above their head and then they throw them off the bridge and then they swing big time under it.

00:01:15.73
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

00:01:17.74
Bevo
I heard this song.

00:01:22.05
Chibbs
but They throw off, they forgot to tie the fucking rope on.

00:01:25.02
gav
oh

00:01:25.35
Bevo
Oh, no one, I don't forget that stuff.

00:01:25.68
gav
Oh, no fucking way.

00:01:28.18
Bevo
That's malicious as hell.

00:01:30.20
Chibbs
So they've just launched her off and then they turn her around and all the footage is there.

00:01:30.68
Bevo
you

00:01:33.88
Chibbs
You can just watch it. And it's it they all turn around and go like, oh, ah shit.

00:01:35.61
gav
Jesus Christ.

00:01:38.84
Chibbs
And apparently three of them fucking pulled runners and tried to change their clothes and fucking ran off. But they all got caught. like there yeah they They're all getting charged with murder.

00:01:46.01
gav
Jesus. That is...

00:01:47.87
Bevo
Well, welcome to the pod, listeners.

00:01:49.02
gav
Yeah, that'll do it.

00:01:50.06
Bevo
This is where we're at.

00:01:50.71
gav
Yeah.

00:01:51.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:01:51.86
gav
This is now a true crime pod. We're discussing the murder of that chick in Brazil.

00:01:54.65
Bevo
Oh, it always was.

00:01:54.64
Chibbs
Oh, Gav, i can't but i thought you would have but I thought you would have been all over that.

00:01:55.52
Bevo
It always was.

00:01:57.75
Chibbs
thought you have been all over it.

00:01:57.93
gav
That's what I'm... As soon as you said it, i was like, this is i've missed I've missed a trick here.

00:02:02.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:02:02.25
gav
This is something that I should be on.

00:02:02.42
Bevo
This podcast is 50% true crime.

00:02:03.00
Chibbs
Your algorithm must be your algorithm must be so getting real safe, Gav.

00:02:04.54
Bevo
it Always has been.

00:02:07.03
gav
Well, like like I said, up ah no no i' I've been fucking reading instead of scrolling. That's the problem. I'm offline at the moment. Not like actually offline, just like not as chronically online as usual.

00:02:14.68
Chibbs
okay Okay. I'll find it. ohll I'll i'll well'll try and find it.

00:02:18.74
gav
Yeah, can you send me can you send me every single thing you find about this?

00:02:20.57
Chibbs
send it's It's quite horrific.

00:02:25.07
gav
Ah, welcome to the pod.

00:02:25.14
Chibbs
It's quite horrific.

00:02:25.62
Bevo
So funny when you two get into something that you're both interested in, it's like, you later.

00:02:26.02
Chibbs
Yeah. Really ruin your day. Yeah.

00:02:30.31
Bevo
I'll come in Yeah.

00:02:32.21
gav
You'll just tag tag back in.

00:02:32.98
Chibbs
Yeah, it's just, it'll ruin your day watching this footage.

00:02:35.32
gav
Yeah.

00:02:37.14
Chibbs
It'll really ruin your day.

00:02:37.46
gav
yeah i Yeah, I frequently ruin my days.

00:02:38.05
Bevo
What are we doing this week on the pod?

00:02:39.61
Chibbs
Well, we're doing a song that came out in 2003.

00:02:40.14
gav
That's all good though. Let's roll with it. All right. Yeah.

00:02:44.59
Chibbs
It was a huge hit for 50 Cent from his album Get Rich or Die Tryin'. 50 is best known for being shot nine times and then bringing down Puff Daddy.

00:02:56.27
Chibbs
And we are discussing the song P-I-M-P.

00:02:58.48
gav
Yeah.

00:03:02.23
Chibbs
p

00:03:16.87
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Before we get into it, make sure you're following us on all our social medias, on our Instagram page, Facebook, TikTok. Get on our YouTube channel. Subscribe. Every Friday, you will get our game show that comes out, Tower of Music. 6am every Friday comes out.

00:03:37.09
Chibbs
While you're there, jump on our Patreon. Listen to our free... free weekly bonus show, 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Live.

00:03:42.56
gav
Nice.

00:03:46.70
Chibbs
You can also ah you know join up as a member and pay and get all of these episodes early, a week early. So i also am going to release Tower of Music on Patreon as well, so you can get that all on there.

00:03:58.55
gav
nice

00:03:59.05
Bevo
Yeah, cool.

00:03:59.99
Chibbs
There you go. um So do that, you cunts.

00:04:05.21
Bevo
Rude.

00:04:05.23
Chibbs
I'm scared, fellas. scared. I'm scared.

00:04:07.99
Bevo
Yeah, there's all...

00:04:09.94
gav
ah

00:04:14.39
Bevo
I thought you were scared because there's a lot of N-words in this.

00:04:17.75
gav
yeah

00:04:17.84
Bevo
That's what you were going say.

00:04:18.24
Chibbs
Yeah, well, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah. I fear many things, but this is the first one. I'm going to spin this wheel, fellas. Someone's got to fight 50 Cent from 2003.

00:04:26.30
gav
yeah stuff someone's someone's gonna die

00:04:27.50
Chibbs
Someone's going to die tonight. so

00:04:33.02
Bevo
It's a case of get dead or die trying.

00:04:35.99
Chibbs
Yeah. All right, it's spinning. It's spinning, fellas.

00:04:38.39
gav
ah and but but but and but but

00:04:39.13
Chibbs
It is spinning.

00:04:40.11
Bevo
Get killed or die trying.

00:04:41.13
Chibbs
It is spinning. It is spinning. It's really having a good thinking about it.

00:04:44.15
gav
fo Be Bevo, be Bevo, be Bevo, be Bevo, be Bevo, be Bevo.

00:04:45.88
Bevo
Nah, not me this time. We have last one.

00:04:48.01
Chibbs
Fuck, it's it spinning, spinning, spinning.

00:04:49.62
gav
Jeez, stop spinning. Stop spinning and put him out of his misery. Poor Bevo. Poor, poor, poor fighting 2003.

00:04:56.06
Bevo
It's not me. I don't know what you heard about me.

00:05:00.25
gav
What have we got? It's Chibs. He's going to re-spin you, dog.

00:05:05.59
Chibbs
Gavin is fighting 50 Cent.

00:05:06.55
gav
Fuck!

00:05:06.71
Bevo
ah

00:05:07.48
gav
Fuck! Yeah. Yeah, this is my comeuppance for all those...

00:05:12.10
Bevo
Sucked in, yeah.

00:05:12.28
Chibbs
Oh, Gav. yeah Hey, at least it's not a woman you're fighting for once.

00:05:19.45
gav
might come up and spheral oh face

00:05:21.93
Chibbs
gonna throw the woman throw all the woman bashing yeah

00:05:23.22
Bevo
This guy survived nine gunshot wounds.

00:05:25.30
gav
Yeah. No, no. I think it's i think this one's this one's curtains for sure. ah

00:05:31.46
Bevo
Curtis.

00:05:31.63
Chibbs
yeah i can't imagine lasting very long

00:05:32.07
Bevo
This his real name, isn't it?

00:05:32.00
gav
Oh.

00:05:33.18
Bevo
Curtis.

00:05:33.78
gav
Curtis, yes. Yes. um Yeah. No, I don't think I will. um I'm pretty sure. um

00:05:40.94
Bevo
That's all you have to say, brother.

00:05:42.36
gav
Yeah, he's... he's he's he's

00:05:43.30
Chibbs
I mean, e he was 28 years old in 2003. Six foot, about 95 kilos.

00:05:50.26
Bevo
Look at the album cover.

00:05:51.00
gav
was he Was he actually 28?

00:05:51.24
Chibbs
Jacked. Jacked.

00:05:53.08
gav
Was he fucking...

00:05:53.56
Chibbs
Apparently.

00:05:54.53
gav
I thought he was younger than that. There you How old is he? I fucking... I think I miss... I think I just didn't realise how old he is. How old is he? He's 50 this year.

00:06:03.14
Bevo
you playing Balrog in the next Street Fighter live-action adaption?

00:06:06.22
gav
It's his 50th birthday week after next, July sixth

00:06:06.36
Chibbs
I hope so.

00:06:11.29
Bevo
Yeah, right.

00:06:11.96
Chibbs
Turns out he's got quite the high pay tolerance as well.

00:06:14.78
gav
Oh, wait, 51st.

00:06:15.17
Chibbs
So,

00:06:16.06
gav
My bad. I'm fucking bad at counting. Never mind. Yeah, anyway, um I'm definitely going to lose.

00:06:18.61
Chibbs
okay.

00:06:20.14
gav
that's That's all there is to it.

00:06:20.91
Bevo
Snip that.

00:06:21.62
Chibbs
Fair enough. Well, we'll find out at the end, won't we?

00:06:23.66
gav
Snip that. No, I wear i wear those mistakes. Bad at counting.

00:06:27.03
Bevo
Okay, fair enough.

00:06:27.03
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:06:28.42
gav
Bad at counting.

00:06:28.57
Bevo
Nothing gets snipped in here, just so you know, listeners.

00:06:29.94
gav
No, Jesus Christ. There's so many times I'm like, God, I wish we'd snip some more stuff on this spot. Foreskins.

00:06:35.31
Bevo
it's

00:06:38.19
Chibbs
the lyrics lyrics it's kicks off with the chorus because fitty ain't making you wait around straight in oh my god i mean we can get we'll get into the bit of the production of this but fuck me talk about a song that just like you have to be dead inside dead inside to hear that

00:06:38.25
gav
Foreskins.

00:06:44.85
Bevo
With some jaunty Caribbean rhythms.

00:06:54.36
gav
gets it Gets going from the get-go.

00:07:02.68
Chibbs
la da da da da and just be like this does nothing for me at all it's not one little feeling inside my body that is enjoying this sensation nothing and like not one little bit yeah yeah um this is how they should like uh if i was a dictator or some sort of warlord i'd base my executions off

00:07:06.63
gav
i'm I'm not feeling it. I'm not feeling it. I'm not. but

00:07:26.13
Chibbs
um how they react just to the intro you don't even want have to wait for the lyrics to come in just just yeah i can see it in your eyes

00:07:30.67
gav
Yeah, four seconds into the track, just pistol leveled. ah

00:07:35.99
Chibbs
ah yeah

00:07:38.59
gav
Staring down the barrel of Chibs' shotgun, waiting to decide if they're going to be have their head completely blown off their shoulders.

00:07:43.74
Chibbs
that's a dying to the sound of kettle drums

00:07:46.24
gav
here's Here's the kettle drums and their their pupils didn't dilate adequately, so Chibs is just fucking letting go with both barrels.

00:07:49.59
Chibbs
yeah

00:07:54.18
Chibbs
ah

00:07:54.33
Bevo
Fuck!

00:07:56.62
Chibbs
Just letting them go.

00:07:57.05
gav
Fucking eat that.

00:07:57.51
Chibbs
Just giving them old.

00:07:57.62
Bevo
five

00:07:58.78
gav
Eat that, you heartless dog.

00:08:01.43
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. You're not even a real person. Okay. Chorus goes, I don't know what you heard about me, but a bitch can't get a dollar out of me.

00:08:08.63
gav
right, hit him.

00:08:16.06
Chibbs
No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see, that I'm a motherfucking PIMP. I don't know what you heard about me, but a bitch can't get a dollar out of me. No Cadillac, no perms. You can't see that I'm a motherfucking PIMP.

00:08:35.63
Chibbs
Now, shawty.

00:08:35.95
gav
that's like That's a chorus, man.

00:08:37.65
Chibbs
ah

00:08:39.37
gav
That's a fucking chorus.

00:08:41.34
Bevo
You're a fucking tight ass.

00:08:43.36
Chibbs
yeah

00:08:43.50
Bevo
Let me a dollar, mate.

00:08:43.61
gav
ah

00:08:45.86
Bevo
I want to put one of the but to get one of those fucking sticky hands out of the vending machine, please.

00:08:47.50
Chibbs
Not one dollar. Not one dollar.

00:08:49.17
gav
Not a single dollar.

00:08:49.61
Chibbs
I think if you were...

00:08:53.43
Chibbs
If you were a pimp, surely you you've got to keep your hoes, like, accustomed to a certain style and lifestyle and, you know, like a dollar.

00:08:58.04
gav
Yeah, there's...

00:09:01.87
gav
There's definitely so sundries. there's this There's sundries that need to be accounted for in this business model, surely.

00:09:07.67
Bevo
Yeah. so Yeah, it's like ah young gravy.

00:09:09.26
Chibbs
I've heard that pimping ain't easy.

00:09:10.81
Bevo
Yeah.

00:09:11.61
Chibbs
um That's just what I've heard on the street.

00:09:11.89
gav
i've I've also heard that.

00:09:13.81
Chibbs
yeah

00:09:15.26
Bevo
Yeah, well, now we know why, because they're always asking for dollars.

00:09:15.36
Chibbs
um But, you know, I imagine there would be outgoings in the pimping world, though. Like...

00:09:22.80
Bevo
it's like young gravy not ever taking a loss.

00:09:22.87
Chibbs
to to fight out yeah that's true younger i don't he must move his money around a lot like he must he mustn't keep himself in just like stock standard funds he's he's he's moving it around if he refuses to take a loss makes it up somewhere else that's right he yeah he yeah he will never take a loss not handing out a dollar

00:09:24.88
Bevo
You know, it's like, it's unrealistic.

00:09:35.26
Bevo
Well, yeah, where he loses at one one place, he take he makes up for it somewhere else is maybe what's happening.

00:09:39.35
gav
Yeah, yeah.

00:09:41.75
Bevo
But 50, on the other hand, is not... He is frugal.

00:09:47.06
gav
Yeah.

00:09:47.53
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:09:47.90
gav
Maybe that's...

00:09:48.25
Chibbs
They're like, um Fitty, I'm pretty hungry.

00:09:49.34
gav
Yeah.

00:09:52.13
Chibbs
I've got to go do some fucking.

00:09:55.40
gav
um' I'm going to go hit the dollar menu at McDonald's first.

00:09:55.50
Chibbs
But, um

00:09:58.52
gav
Can I have one dollar?

00:09:59.46
Chibbs
yeah.

00:10:00.63
Bevo
what

00:10:00.75
Chibbs
well pun And he says, bitch.

00:10:01.74
gav
Yeah.

00:10:02.10
Bevo
ah You may not...

00:10:05.17
gav
ah ah

00:10:09.50
Chibbs
yeah

00:10:11.29
Bevo
Listen to the name.

00:10:11.49
Chibbs
No Cadillac.

00:10:11.95
gav
Do you remember the dollar menu at McDonald's?

00:10:13.62
Chibbs
No pervs.

00:10:14.94
gav
Do you remember back way the fuck back when the dollar, loose or back when loose change menu was literally like gold coin spec and they did have the hamburger for a buck and it was like that, I didn't realize I was still doing it.

00:10:20.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:10:24.38
Bevo
Well, they're two bucks now.

00:10:24.59
Chibbs
Uh-huh.

00:10:25.46
Bevo
It's still pretty good. Two Australian dollars.

00:10:27.36
Chibbs
Inflation.

00:10:28.25
gav
Yeah, you take the you take the cheese off the fucking thing and they call it a hamburger.

00:10:28.54
Bevo
the

00:10:31.85
gav
it's It used to be a buck.

00:10:32.12
Bevo
Yeah, but it's like three dollars less.

00:10:34.33
gav
Yeah, I know.

00:10:34.49
Bevo
It's crazy.

00:10:35.69
gav
What's a slice of cheese worth?

00:10:36.27
Chibbs
The... 50. 50 cent.

00:10:37.43
gav
Can you do that separately?

00:10:38.04
Bevo
Well,

00:10:38.59
gav
Can you be like, can I get a hamburger and then also slide me over?

00:10:39.29
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:10:40.02
Bevo
I think it's like $4.95 for a cheeseburger.

00:10:41.21
gav
He

00:10:42.10
Bevo
Anyway, don't ask $50. He won't pay it.

00:10:44.57
gav
He won't.

00:10:45.11
Chibbs
what's What's wild here is the things he won't pay for 100%. Here's the things. I'm not buying you a car, not getting you a haircut. Can't you see I'm a mother of a kid?

00:10:53.50
gav
yeah

00:10:56.10
Chibbs
They're like, um food and lodging, please.

00:10:56.90
Bevo
So, mine...

00:10:59.00
Chibbs
Can I have food and lodging?

00:10:59.54
Bevo
right My interpretation of that is he's telling her that he doesn't have that car or a perm.

00:11:04.28
gav
He doesn't have... Yeah, yeah.

00:11:06.97
Chibbs
yeah.

00:11:07.37
gav
That's what I thought too, but now I'm not sure.

00:11:08.09
Bevo
You can't get a dollar out of No Cadillac, no perm. Look, look at the hair.

00:11:12.35
Chibbs
Look, not no no curls up here.

00:11:12.38
gav
ya Yeah, yeah.

00:11:13.40
Bevo
don't have any.

00:11:17.24
gav
no. No, no, no, no, no

00:11:17.72
Chibbs
Old Curtis, no curls. but

00:11:19.93
gav
ah ah no no

00:11:22.39
Bevo
get a dollar out of me.

00:11:23.70
gav
no colonel curtis

00:11:23.83
Bevo
don't have one.

00:11:26.11
Chibbs
just they' He's like, don't you think if I had dollars, i would have fuzzy hair and a car?

00:11:31.03
gav
ah

00:11:34.74
Chibbs
That's how you know Fitties made it.

00:11:34.71
gav
but

00:11:36.56
Chibbs
You'll know Fitties made it. they'll be There'll be signs.

00:11:38.80
gav
There'll be signs.

00:11:39.39
Chibbs
There'll be signs Fitties made it.

00:11:40.95
gav
I won't tell anyone I've made it, but there'll be signs.

00:11:41.39
Chibbs
Yeah. so

00:11:44.92
Bevo
it

00:11:45.04
Chibbs
Signs.

00:11:45.27
gav
Permed pered hair blowing out behind him as he drives his fucking Cadillac down the freeway.

00:11:48.86
Bevo
like the soul like like soul glow from coming to america

00:11:50.47
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah Yeah. Just let it shine through.

00:11:57.72
gav
I will say though, like he's not become, you know, get rich or die trying, right? He's not getting rich by handing out a dollar to every fucking, any anybody that asks.

00:12:03.68
Chibbs
Sure.

00:12:04.50
Bevo
Manning out dollars. Yeah. Yeah.

00:12:07.58
gav
Come on now.

00:12:08.06
Bevo
Yeah.

00:12:08.78
Chibbs
No, there is employees.

00:12:08.94
Bevo
It's overheads.

00:12:11.38
gav
yeah yeah

00:12:13.18
Chibbs
is

00:12:13.40
Bevo
Yeah.

00:12:14.13
Chibbs
Do I not have to pay my employees? Is this an option? Can I just say once a week, you know what?

00:12:17.88
gav
ah

00:12:19.84
Chibbs
You won't see a fucking dollar out of me because I'm a pimp.

00:12:26.26
gav
And they're like, ah, we we did get in we did get into this line of work.

00:12:26.61
Chibbs
And I respect it and keep turning up.

00:12:30.24
gav
We should have seen this come. He's playing the pimp defense. Oh, fuck.

00:12:34.89
Chibbs
yeah Every time.

00:12:35.83
gav
I guess that's...

00:12:36.89
Chibbs
I fall for it every time.

00:12:38.85
gav
I guess it's eating sleep for dinner again.

00:12:42.68
Chibbs
This is my sixth pimp. Same story.

00:12:48.58
Chibbs
This features production from Mr. Porter of D12. His father was a member of the Blind Boys of Alabama. You know the soul singing group?

00:12:58.62
Chibbs
Blind Boys of Alabama?

00:12:58.94
Bevo
Yeah.

00:13:00.31
Chibbs
No?

00:13:00.41
gav
Yeah.

00:13:00.50
Bevo
Yeah.

00:13:01.18
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:01.50
Bevo
I do, yeah.

00:13:01.71
Chibbs
Oh, fuck.

00:13:01.80
gav
We've...

00:13:02.14
Chibbs
I thought you'd be there. Fucking rad. um And then it was mixed by Dr.

00:13:05.56
gav
I feel like we've not spoken...

00:13:06.72
Chibbs
Dre.

00:13:06.94
gav
I feel like we've spoken about them on the pod. Have we not?

00:13:09.66
Bevo
Yeah, probably the Grammy the grammy revisions back half a decade ago.

00:13:09.74
gav
The blind boys of Alabama?

00:13:09.90
Chibbs
Blind Boys of Alabama?

00:13:11.19
gav
Yeah, they've come up.

00:13:13.52
Chibbs
I'm sure they've come up some point. Yeah.

00:13:15.93
gav
Fuck, probably.

00:13:16.08
Chibbs
So Mr. Porter, Mr. Porter from D12, and then it was mixed by Dr. Dre. It's written by Curtis Jackson, a.k.a. 50 Cent, and Mr. Porter. So apparently Mr. Porter had been, you know, doing a little bit of work, but mostly just giving his tracks to D12 and a couple of other mates around Detroit, like D12 being that whole Eminem crew.

00:13:39.79
Chibbs
um And then Dr. Dre came across some of it and was just like, I'll buy, you know, these instrumentals. He had a CD with 10 instrumentals and Dre was like, I'll i'll just buy them. buy them off here. Yeah.

00:13:52.92
Bevo
If he didn't ask 50, he wouldn't cough up.

00:13:55.02
Chibbs
Yeah, well, his what's how funny is this, though? It's like, so Dre buys these instrumentals off Mr. Porter, and then he's working on Get Rich or Die Try Him with 50 Cent and puts this track on. He's like, fuck yes, Dre, you're a goddamn genius. Like, you've done it again.

00:14:13.11
Chibbs
ah and apparently the word didn't get out. Like, Fiddy didn't know that this wasn't a Dre track for a long long time, apparently.

00:14:20.68
gav
Oh shit!

00:14:21.60
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:14:21.78
Bevo
Ah.

00:14:22.60
Chibbs
He just assumed, he reckons like he picked it 100% because he's like, oh, that's a Dr. Dre track. Fuck yeah, let's go. And it wasn't.

00:14:30.33
gav
Yeah, get me on the grade track.

00:14:31.24
Chibbs
It was just a it was a track that Dre had subcontracted. Yeah.

00:14:34.94
gav
That's so fucking funny. There you go.

00:14:37.39
Chibbs
Yeah. um There was an engineer as well that apparently made the samples and everything with Mr. Porter. um And then he didn't, just by some sort of admin error, didn't get added into the...

00:14:52.96
Chibbs
credit for creating the track yeah didn't get a songwriting credit on it but apparently he it was hit like they were in cahoots they were very much working together um but i think they did sort all that out like uh he ended up getting a big payout from dre or whatever and then went back later and tried to sue him again and of course and the judge is like you already been paid you got paid for this already he's like yeah but i'm kind of out of that money now i ran out of that money Yeah, let's see them again.

00:14:53.27
gav
Into the

00:15:14.01
gav
You did this bit. ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:15:23.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:15:23.77
gav
Oh my God, that's funny.

00:15:25.35
Chibbs
Anyway, anyway yeah, that's it Verse one.

00:15:27.86
gav
ah Before you get too far ahead, break it off.

00:15:28.83
Chibbs
Now, oh, can I stop somewhere?

00:15:30.65
gav
Break it off.

00:15:30.79
Bevo
the long one.

00:15:31.93
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Break it off after get a drink up at her.

00:15:32.89
Bevo
the

00:15:35.61
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay, all right, no worries.

00:15:36.97
Bevo
Are we going to say, let's let let's go with gentleman instead of the N word. How's that sound?

00:15:43.68
Chibbs
What?

00:15:44.28
gav
We can give it her run.

00:15:45.20
Bevo
We're going to change the N word to gentleman.

00:15:48.47
Chibbs
Oh, my God, I'll try. Now, Shalti, she in the club, she dancing for dollars. She got a thing for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada, that BCBG Burberry Dolce & Gabbana.

00:16:08.50
Chibbs
Impressive. All right.

00:16:09.57
Bevo
Name dropping.

00:16:10.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:16:10.91
Bevo
Brandon.

00:16:10.89
Chibbs
Okay. It's just the names. Okay. She feeds them foolish fantasies. They pay her because they want her. I spit a little G, man, and my game got her.

00:16:24.29
Chibbs
An hour later, have that ass up in the Ramada. Them trick gentlemen in her ear saying they think about her.

00:16:35.66
Chibbs
i got the bitch by the bar trying to get a drink up at her.

00:16:41.56
gav
That's it, yeah.

00:16:43.54
Bevo
o

00:16:45.56
gav
I feel like...

00:16:45.78
Bevo
So I feel like the... Oh, you feel like, I feel like.

00:16:47.83
gav
yeah go go on.

00:16:49.09
Bevo
Who feels like?

00:16:49.34
gav
um We all feel like... Can we just talk about our feelings for a minute, boys?

00:16:51.46
Chibbs
Do you feel...

00:16:53.43
gav
Gentlemen, can we talk about...

00:16:54.25
Chibbs
so

00:16:54.33
Bevo
Do you feel?

00:16:55.96
gav
Can a gentleman talk about his feelings?

00:17:00.92
Bevo
Gentlemen, please.

00:17:01.43
Chibbs
how does this make you feel gavin

00:17:05.24
gav
ah feel like i feel like he's thrown out either some... um some Some like, obviously, what are we saying? 03, some very dated lingo and brands that I just just straight up don't recognize at all.

00:17:19.42
gav
um What the fuck is BCBG? What the fuck is he talking

00:17:23.67
Chibbs
I think it's like an offshoot of BCF.

00:17:26.71
Bevo
ah

00:17:29.55
gav
She's up in the club with a with ah with a fishing rod and a really bright torch.

00:17:30.02
Bevo
Boating, camping, and fishing.

00:17:35.48
Bevo
The floppy hat.

00:17:36.25
Chibbs
Some high-vis maybe, I don't know, yeah.

00:17:37.82
Bevo
Floppy hat with the lures off it.

00:17:38.77
gav
shout out to BCF

00:17:41.46
Bevo
Let's get sponsorship.

00:17:41.53
Chibbs
BCF and fun.

00:17:43.35
gav
BCF and fish in is BCF and fun what's the American equivalent of BCF or do they just buy their shit at Walmart is that like like outdoor fucking depot yeah outdoor depot warehouse surplus supply store

00:17:50.79
Chibbs
uh like is it the what's the like i'm sure they got some sort of depot

00:17:53.77
Bevo
outdoor, outdoor something or other warehouse. I sort of made that up.

00:18:04.06
Bevo
ah Bass Pro Shop.

00:18:04.12
Chibbs
yeah yeah yeah yeah

00:18:05.34
Bevo
I don't know.

00:18:05.78
gav
ink um

00:18:08.60
Bevo
Yeah, just these, like, I don't know about you guys, but being a poor man, Brands, just like, you you kind of see through the veil of brands.

00:18:17.18
gav
speak Speak for your... No, I'm kidding. I'm fuck ah poor as fuck.

00:18:19.60
Bevo
yeahha

00:18:22.78
Bevo
Just like, you look at these like, brands of status and you're like, these are all made in Bangladesh alongside everything else that you buy, you know, like...

00:18:29.50
Chibbs
Yeah. ah Yeah, yeah.

00:18:31.45
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

00:18:33.88
Bevo
And like, especially in this era, they're obsessed with this stuff.

00:18:34.04
gav
you ever seen that?

00:18:34.26
Chibbs
ah

00:18:35.00
gav
I saw that clip that was...

00:18:38.51
Bevo
It's such a status thing, brand name clothing.

00:18:38.49
gav
Yeah.

00:18:42.18
Bevo
And it's like, you rappers, this is, it's not really tough.

00:18:45.00
gav
a clip of... ah um ah i saw a clip of um Oh, fuck. Who was it? It wasn't just...

00:18:55.31
gav
It was like a mu like a newer mumble rapper, but they were at the Gucci store and they spent $100,000 and the Gucci store like put on a banquet lunch for him when he was in there shopping and it was just like $100,000 on one show.

00:19:10.61
Bevo
The, um, yeah, the shopping center near my house near, near where I live.

00:19:11.16
Chibbs
Ridiculous.

00:19:11.86
gav
Just like, good God.

00:19:12.28
Chibbs
Ridiculous.

00:19:14.88
gav
Perfect,

00:19:15.40
Bevo
Um, it's the one on the Gold Coast, the big one Pacific fair and downstairs, there's a whole sort of alley of Gucci and fucking Dodge, like all the really ridiculously expensive and they have security guards out the front and everything.

00:19:20.12
gav
perfect, fair.

00:19:25.82
gav
Yeah, Ritty shit.

00:19:29.22
Bevo
Like you have to get let in. And it's like one pedestal with one handbag and the whole shop.

00:19:33.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:19:33.98
Bevo
and you Like they sell that and that's their rent for the week.

00:19:34.49
gav
Yeah.

00:19:36.42
Bevo
And it just like, imagine the profit margins on those fucking things.

00:19:41.10
Chibbs
is so huge, just brand recognition.

00:19:42.36
Bevo
Oh man.

00:19:42.36
gav
Have you seen the clips where they show you like, because heaps of that shit where it's like the legit stuff is like made in Italy, but under European like ah manufacturing laws or whatever, only the last like quote unquote transformational step needs to take place in the country for it to be considered.

00:19:59.13
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

00:20:00.83
gav
So like the whole fucking thing is made in made in literally Bangladesh and they bring it back to Italy, sew the handles on and then it's made in Italy.

00:20:01.78
Bevo
of It's like 99%.

00:20:06.39
Bevo
Yeah. Like class, but yeah.

00:20:09.82
gav
Yeah, literally.

00:20:10.26
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:20:10.30
Bevo
Yeah.

00:20:10.62
gav
it's like that It didn't have handles, so it wasn't a bag. Now it has handles, and it is a bag. It's like the whole fucking thing was made in made in Bangladesh for fucking $1.58.

00:20:16.15
Chibbs
It is a bag.

00:20:16.30
Bevo
Yeah.

00:20:17.62
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:20:19.72
gav
like...

00:20:19.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:20:19.94
gav
Yeah. like

00:20:21.21
Chibbs
This bag was technically made in Italy.

00:20:21.45
Bevo
It's just crazy. is it They just invented having too much money and then they had to go, well, what do we do with all this money that we have too much of?

00:20:24.12
gav
yeah

00:20:28.18
Bevo
Well, let's make stuff that costs a lot of money.

00:20:30.74
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:20:31.35
gav
yeah

00:20:31.54
Bevo
it's It's such a, like, oh man, it blows my mind.

00:20:33.66
Chibbs
What I'm more curious about in this verse is the fact that he says basically he's spent a G buying a prostitute, right?

00:20:34.26
Bevo
A

00:20:42.81
Chibbs
Is that a grand? He spent a grand on a prosy?

00:20:45.88
Bevo
little G.

00:20:47.29
Chibbs
Yeah?

00:20:48.09
Bevo
No, he spit a little G.

00:20:48.27
gav
I thought he was saying he' spits he's spitting a little game, like he's... he's... he's...

00:20:52.52
Chibbs
Oh, so he's saying that is his game...

00:20:52.79
gav
he's rizzing her up.

00:20:55.41
Bevo
See, now I'm interpreting it as like...

00:20:56.34
Chibbs
He's raising her up and now he's got her ass up at the hotel. So the game worked. Okay, so... he said Is he a pimp that's just talking up other people?

00:21:07.77
gav
Or a John. Is he a pimp or a John?

00:21:09.05
Bevo
a client.

00:21:09.52
Chibbs
or or is he a John?

00:21:09.83
Bevo
Yeah.

00:21:11.32
gav
ah then Maybe that should be a new segment on the pod.

00:21:11.44
Chibbs
Pimp or John? That should have been the game. ah so

00:21:19.51
Chibbs
And if so...

00:21:20.93
gav
Are they a pimp or a John?

00:21:23.53
Chibbs
Pimp or John? Because I'm very confused. the whole thing Maybe it'll clear itself up as it goes on. But I imagine... This is, is it his,

00:21:34.81
Chibbs
ah like his prostitute that works underneath him that's out here doing this? Or is he out there looking for women?

00:21:41.90
gav
I don't think so. Cause he's not, so he's not, he's not trying to take up her time with his, with his ass.

00:21:44.02
Bevo
Well, okay. So the first line here,

00:21:47.78
gav
You know what i mean?

00:21:48.06
Chibbs
Yeah, no, it says she's turned up in the club and she's dancing and she's got all of this stuff, right?

00:21:48.30
gav
Like he's.

00:21:51.66
Bevo
for dollars, $4, that's specifically, she's making money.

00:21:53.35
Chibbs
She's got all that. Is she a prostitute? Yeah.

00:21:58.74
Bevo
They pay her because they want her, but they're buying her really expensive stuff too.

00:21:58.84
gav
No, I think.

00:22:02.62
gav
fuck. Now I'm not sure.

00:22:04.46
Bevo
Like you don't have to do that. You just spend your money and they give you sexual favors.

00:22:06.46
gav
I'm.

00:22:11.19
Bevo
i don't know.

00:22:11.51
gav
Yeah.

00:22:11.81
Bevo
This is such a world removed from our world here.

00:22:14.31
Chibbs
Pitbull John. I wish I had stinger.

00:22:16.66
gav
I mean, 03

00:22:18.31
Chibbs
Yeah,

00:22:20.58
gav
sex work, it's ah it's ah it's a world removed from fucking now. like what do he who Who even knows?

00:22:26.14
Chibbs
yeah that's true.

00:22:26.38
gav
Who even knows what the fuck he's talking about?

00:22:29.59
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

00:22:30.07
gav
I don't know.

00:22:30.23
Chibbs
Fair enough. All right, well, here you go. The next half.

00:22:31.74
Bevo
they

00:22:31.95
Chibbs
Next half.

00:22:32.47
Bevo
I just, I just quickly, I just wanted to say this spit a little G.

00:22:32.62
Chibbs
It goes...

00:22:35.83
Bevo
My interpretation is a very Sesame Street where he just goes two and this little letter of G comes.

00:22:39.73
Chibbs
And it's a tiny little G.

00:22:40.44
gav
and

00:22:43.47
Bevo
That's, that's where I live.

00:22:43.51
Chibbs
And now she wants to fuck him.

00:22:45.24
Bevo
Yeah.

00:22:45.37
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:22:45.78
gav
ah

00:22:47.90
Chibbs
Just like Sesame Street.

00:22:48.25
Bevo
Or gate. Maybe he's drank Gatorade and he's spitting a little on the floor.

00:22:49.53
gav
yeah

00:22:51.88
Chibbs
Spat!

00:22:52.38
gav
yeah ah he's He's just chewing betel nut in the club.

00:22:52.74
Chibbs
Spat it like it's chewing tobacco.

00:22:53.85
Bevo
that Yucky. I don't like blueberry blast.

00:23:01.43
Chibbs
ah okay it says, I got... Oh, no, that's... Okay.

00:23:05.62
gav
She liked my stuff.

00:23:06.17
Chibbs
she liked my She liked my style. She liked my smile. She liked the way I talk. She from the country thinks she like me cause I'm from New York.

00:23:17.62
Chibbs
I ain't that gentleman trying to holler cause I want some head. I'm that gentleman trying to holler cause I want some bread. I could care less how she performed when she in the bed.

00:23:31.94
Chibbs
Bitch, hit that track, catch a date, and come and pay the kid. Look, baby, this is simple. You can't see. You fucking with me, you fucking with a PIMP.

00:23:46.49
gav
Okay, so hang on.

00:23:47.12
Bevo
He's so concerned about money.

00:23:49.02
gav
i think

00:23:49.16
Bevo
He doesn't even care about the sex.

00:23:50.39
gav
I think it's like he's seen a girl in the club. She's looking good. They go back to so fucking the hotel and whatever. And then he's like, anyway, now you work for me. I think that's the implication here.

00:24:01.10
gav
I think he's just hes like, yeah, he's like, I don't care how you perform.

00:24:02.50
Chibbs
This is a recruitment drive.

00:24:02.55
Bevo
Ah.

00:24:06.98
gav
Just that you just that you do, okay? And you will. And here's and and then and then you're going to pay me for it.

00:24:10.94
Chibbs
yeah

00:24:14.52
gav
Yeah, I think that's what's happening.

00:24:15.00
Bevo
So you reckon...

00:24:15.34
Chibbs
He's like, look um ah look, that was great. Thank you for the sex, ah miss.

00:24:22.65
Bevo
Consider that your audition.

00:24:22.99
Chibbs
Uh, now, as you can see here by the hat and cane, the combination that I am car currently running here, I am, I am what you would call a pimp, and you are going to make me quite a lot of bread.

00:24:27.06
gav
ah

00:24:29.04
Bevo
purple. Purple and leopard print.

00:24:32.57
gav
ha

00:24:36.15
gav
right

00:24:42.23
gav
You will pay the kid. i am the kid.

00:24:45.37
Chibbs
Pay the kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:47.22
gav
Yeah.

00:24:48.54
Chibbs
Kid Fiddy.

00:24:49.85
gav
Yeah, I don't know. that that That whole verse, it's a confusing run because it sounds like he's like admiring her at the start and then by the end he's like, ah it's it's simple, you're fucking with a pimp.

00:25:01.56
gav
Like, yeah yeah i'm ah I'm a pimp.

00:25:02.20
Bevo
Yeah, no, i I'm interpreting, like, put it all together.

00:25:03.00
Chibbs
But but it is he is admiring it. it's It's like seeing a pro ah ah yeah prize hunt. He's walked into the club and went, this chick will be my best bitch.

00:25:08.66
Bevo
Yeah.

00:25:12.28
Bevo
Yeah, put the put the whole thing together.

00:25:12.47
gav
true

00:25:12.54
Chibbs
Like, yeah.

00:25:14.24
Bevo
He's seen her in the club. He's rizzed her up. He's taken her home. He's had sex with her. He's gone, surprise!

00:25:19.87
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:25:22.36
gav
yeah okay and and bump ah i hope are we gonna dedicate a segment to his uh beefs uh at some point or

00:25:23.02
Chibbs
That's it.

00:25:23.23
Bevo
And then he's done.

00:25:23.30
Chibbs
now now he works Now she works for him.

00:25:24.57
Bevo
Sex trafficked her.

00:25:25.18
Chibbs
He's a pimp.

00:25:26.15
Bevo
It's a sex trafficking song, isn't it?

00:25:26.26
Chibbs
Yeah, sex trafficker. Gave it to the old puff daddy.

00:25:37.88
Chibbs
Yeah, I do have some stuff on his base here.

00:25:39.47
gav
he's He's one of the feuding diss rappers of all time.

00:25:39.76
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:43.27
gav
Love it.

00:25:43.51
Chibbs
Oh, he loves it, doesn't he?

00:25:44.26
Bevo
Oh.

00:25:45.27
Chibbs
Absolutely loves it.

00:25:45.50
gav
Lives for the feud.

00:25:47.29
Chibbs
Apparently in 2016, while walking through Cincinnati, Northern Kentucky International Airport, Curtis Jackson harassed and insulted a janitor at the airport, accusing him of being under the influence.

00:25:47.32
gav
Yeah.

00:25:59.90
Chibbs
The janitor was hearing impaired autistic teenager called Andrew Farrell.

00:26:04.78
gav
Oh, shit.

00:26:05.40
Chibbs
The parents of the janitor had seen the viral video as disrespect and wanted to sue Jackson for his actions over their child. The lawsuit was originally over $1 million. dollars The parents settled for $100,000. $100,000 donation to an autism...

00:26:22.00
Chibbs
charity and Fiddy had to apologize. So he's basically going through a airport and saw some, you know, fucking deaf autistic kid.

00:26:29.74
gav
Genuinely disabled person.

00:26:31.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:26:31.83
gav
Yeah.

00:26:32.50
Chibbs
Disabled kid. And just pulls his phone out. It's just like, look at this fucker. He's fucked out of his mind. Look at him. He's fucking drunk as shit. Is this guy fucking high?

00:26:39.83
gav
Jesus.

00:26:40.98
Chibbs
And then puts it all over.

00:26:41.52
gav
What was this?

00:26:42.18
Chibbs
it he got He's probably got 50 million followers. And he's just like, fucking that.

00:26:45.54
Bevo
Oh my God.

00:26:47.15
Chibbs
And then, Yeah, they're like, he had to give 100 grand to this charity and apologise.

00:26:52.84
Bevo
Apologize, man.

00:26:54.29
Chibbs
I hope he doesn't do that again.

00:26:54.55
gav
Yeah, that's um that's quite a misstep, that one.

00:26:55.45
Bevo
Sucked in.

00:26:58.29
gav
Fucking hell.

00:27:00.06
Chibbs
It's as good as Kanye yelling at those disabled people to stand up, like, at his concert.

00:27:00.15
Bevo
No wonder it's shot not inside.

00:27:00.56
gav
That's...

00:27:01.79
Bevo
Oh my God.

00:27:04.82
gav
ah ah That's grim.

00:27:05.14
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:27:08.72
gav
Grim.

00:27:08.87
Chibbs
yeah yeah like he wouldn't he wouldn't continue he was in the middle of like gold figure or something he's just like no i'm not doing the next bit until everyone is standing up yeah and he's just like pin like pointing at these disabled people and they're like o

00:27:10.23
gav
Oh, all right.

00:27:15.29
gav
Yeah, it was like, yeah I need to get everybody in here on their feet. Yeah.

00:27:19.90
Bevo
And everyone's like, can't you? Shut

00:27:24.28
gav
Yeah. Oh my God.

00:27:29.12
Bevo
up.

00:27:29.50
Chibbs
It goes into ah another chorus.

00:27:30.20
Bevo
Oh boy.

00:27:31.46
Chibbs
We get same same deal.

00:27:33.34
gav
ah Perms and Cadillacs.

00:27:33.54
Chibbs
No Cadillac, no perms.

00:27:34.04
Bevo
Yeah.

00:27:34.54
gav
Perms and Cadillacs.

00:27:35.28
Bevo
Yeah.

00:27:35.38
gav
Yeah.

00:27:35.87
Chibbs
It goes to a bridge.

00:27:36.18
Bevo
No dollars.

00:27:37.50
Chibbs
Bridge before we get to verse two.

00:27:37.65
gav
Hit us with the bridge.

00:27:40.50
Chibbs
It says, I'm bout my money, you see Girl, you can holler at me. If you fucking with me, I'm PIMP. Not what you see on TV. No Cadillac.

00:27:53.94
Chibbs
No greasy. Head full of hair, bitch. I'm a PIMP.

00:28:00.02
Bevo
Hold up.

00:28:00.49
gav
All right.

00:28:00.60
Chibbs
come Come get money with me if you're curious to see how it feels to be with a PIMP. Roll in the bends with me. You could watch some TV from the backseat of my V.

00:28:14.98
Chibbs
I'm a PIMP.

00:28:18.52
Bevo
Oh, he does have hair.

00:28:18.49
gav
all alright

00:28:20.18
Bevo
He has hair.

00:28:20.47
Chibbs
So ah ah I'm just saying, he said very early on that there are no Cadillacs or perms, but he might have cornrows and a Benz.

00:28:29.91
gav
Yeah. I mean, he's, I'm curious now if he was saying that he wasn't handing out Cadillacs and perms, but he's saying he himself has no Cadillac and no perm, right?

00:28:31.45
Bevo
But yeah, he's he's reiterated that he...

00:28:31.76
Chibbs
That's it. That's possible.

00:28:42.30
Chibbs
No. No.

00:28:43.42
Bevo
Yeah.

00:28:43.74
Chibbs
Sure, yeah, that's right. He doesn't.

00:28:45.55
gav
Yeah.

00:28:45.87
Chibbs
He's saying flat out here, like, no cat no Cadillac here. Can you see Cadillac?

00:28:50.08
gav
I'm sorry, is is is a perm a haircut synonymous with pimps? like Or a hairstyle synonymous with pimps? Is that a thing?

00:29:01.72
Bevo
Yeah, good question.

00:29:01.77
Chibbs
Do pimps get perms? Can someone look into this?

00:29:03.35
gav
Well, that's he's fuck it he's mentioned it in a fucking song about being a pimp, surely.

00:29:03.73
Bevo
let's Let's see if there's an annotation here.

00:29:06.55
Chibbs
Yes. Do pimps prefer a perm?

00:29:08.47
gav
Like, I mean, of the of the era, 03. o three did oath Do 03 pimps prefer a perm? Hey, Siri, 2000...

00:29:15.49
Bevo
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, okay.

00:29:17.22
gav
totuta

00:29:17.34
Bevo
No, no, no. Look at this. We've got the genius annotation. An old school caddy and perms are stereotypical features of a pimp. Fiddy doesn't have that, so people who aren't from his hood, including the police, wouldn't know he's a pimp.

00:29:29.40
gav
Okay.

00:29:29.51
Bevo
50 Cent eventually spun off this pimp persona into regular comedy skits titled Pimp and Curly, which featured on his website, thisis50.com.

00:29:30.26
Chibbs
Hiding in plain sight.

00:29:36.42
Bevo
He's got jokes.

00:29:38.19
gav
Dope. I miss when you used to have to go to an artist's website to see shit.

00:29:39.93
Bevo
good choice

00:29:43.60
gav
That was good.

00:29:43.74
Chibbs
To get their sketches.

00:29:45.34
gav
To get their sketch comedy.

00:29:46.42
Chibbs
i wonder what sketch 50 cents done this week.

00:29:49.50
gav
but I better go check thisis50.com and fucking see what sketches Curtis Jackson's dropped.

00:29:52.95
Chibbs
Yeah. What? Yeah.

00:29:56.90
Chibbs
What, drop by the Space Jam website while I'm at it

00:30:00.58
gav
That's still active, right?

00:30:02.37
Chibbs
Yeah, fucking O, yeah.

00:30:02.71
Bevo
Yeah, it is. too

00:30:03.67
gav
Space Jam's still active.

00:30:04.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:30:04.63
Bevo
Did you hear about what were they going to do?

00:30:04.91
gav
ah heaven's gate Heaven's Gate Cult website's still active. They still respond to their emails. I know.

00:30:10.73
Chibbs
Oh, right.

00:30:11.44
Bevo
saw a video the other day that Tony Hawk was in talks for doing the next Space Jam, but like Skate Jam.

00:30:17.75
gav
yeah, i heard that.

00:30:18.16
Chibbs
Oh, sick.

00:30:18.33
Bevo
And it was like, it was getting closer and closer.

00:30:19.48
gav
No, no, no, back in the day.

00:30:20.69
Bevo
in yeah

00:30:22.27
Chibbs
Oh, right, back in the day.

00:30:23.13
Bevo
And then just one day they just went, no, it's not happening. And he was so like on board for it.

00:30:27.42
gav
So bummed. Yeah.

00:30:29.08
Bevo
Yeah. Can you imagine?

00:30:29.30
gav
Yeah, saw that clip.

00:30:29.62
Chibbs
It's

00:30:30.06
gav
That sucks. That sounds it would have been fucking mad fun. Yeah.

00:30:33.24
Bevo
Yeah, especially back in the 90s, like prime Tony Hawk era.

00:30:33.72
Chibbs
beyond. Yeah.

00:30:35.77
gav
yeah

00:30:37.10
Bevo
But, yeah.

00:30:38.04
Chibbs
ah This song, this song by Fiddy was quite the hit. It was it peaked at number three on the Billboard Hot 100 and was in certified gold.

00:30:48.95
Chibbs
During an interview with Vibe in December 2006, Fiddy revealed that he recorded a sequel to PIMP titled PIMP Part 2 for his second ah studio album, The Massacre.

00:30:55.39
Bevo
Oh, B2. All right.

00:31:00.38
Chibbs
However, its inclusion was vetoed by Dr. Dre, who didn't like it.

00:31:06.07
Bevo
Fair enough, he's got good taste.

00:31:07.00
gav
ah

00:31:07.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:31:08.79
Bevo
Trust him.

00:31:08.99
gav
Honestly, yeah. If Dre says it was shit, it was probably shit.

00:31:14.14
Chibbs
Yeah. And also, like, but unless it had a steel drum line better than this, it's like you can't. You can't.

00:31:22.94
gav
um bump It was just the same one, but with like mad echo and...

00:31:23.38
Chibbs
Yeah, you can't do it. You can't do it.

00:31:27.53
gav
dila but um cetera

00:31:33.56
Chibbs
Verse two, verse two goes, girl, we could pop some, okay, cool.

00:31:36.79
gav
but you For the record, hit the whole verse. You don't need to break that one.

00:31:40.88
Chibbs
Girl, we could pop some champagne and we could have a ball. We could toast to the good life. Girl, we could have it all. We could really splurge, girl, and tear up the mall.

00:31:55.13
Chibbs
If ever you needed someone, I'm the one you should call. I'll be there to pick you up if ever you should fall. If you got problems, I can solve them.

00:32:05.85
Chibbs
They big or they small. That other gentleman you be with ain't about shit. I'm your friend, your father, and confidant, bitch.

00:32:24.47
Chibbs
He

00:32:24.59
Bevo
You count on me, bitch.

00:32:24.73
gav
ah yeah yeah Oh, good God.

00:32:28.06
Bevo
what a What a left turn.

00:32:28.12
Chibbs
was so supportive. He was so supportive all the way through it. But then he just had to really put the stamp on the end and be like, just so you know, you still are my bitch.

00:32:36.63
Bevo
Yeah, what a left what a left turn this song took.

00:32:36.66
gav
You are...

00:32:36.88
Chibbs
I'll do anything for you, you were under my thumb.

00:32:40.39
Bevo
Like, you aren't getting a fucking dollar out of me.

00:32:43.74
Chibbs
yeah

00:32:43.77
Bevo
And then later on, he's like, he's like we could split we could hit them all. Like, I'm imagining him pushing a trolley through shopping Xenon.

00:32:51.47
Chibbs
Woolies.

00:32:52.02
gav
through through through Through Big W, yeah.

00:32:52.34
Bevo
Yeah, well, he's...

00:32:53.43
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. It's... um The thing is, it's not saying he is...

00:32:56.51
gav
Oh my God, that's such a good point. What the fuck?

00:32:58.67
Chibbs
It's not saying he is going to do this. He's still absolutely gaslighting all of these prozzies that are working for him. He's like, we could. Like, 100% I could afford to do that.

00:33:09.10
Chibbs
Will I? Nah. don't know.

00:33:11.42
gav
Yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe not.

00:33:13.37
Chibbs
Probably not.

00:33:15.96
gav
ha

00:33:16.25
Chibbs
It could happen.

00:33:17.98
gav
It could, probably won't. um So deal with that, bitch.

00:33:20.60
Chibbs
No.

00:33:22.68
Bevo
Man, it's blowing me out that this song just went, he just went, I've just done, I've just finished singing about no one fucks with me Better put it in a love song verse just to know, so the ladies know that I'm like, know, I'm a

00:33:33.94
gav
Yeah.

00:33:35.74
Chibbs
But it's just trying to get other like women off other pimps. He's trying to smooth talk someone else's prostitute because he's like, the dude that you're with, he's shit.

00:33:49.42
Chibbs
i'm I'll be your friend and father and confidant.

00:33:54.49
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

00:33:54.45
gav
Bitch.

00:33:55.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:33:55.86
gav
Yeah, okay.

00:33:56.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:33:56.46
gav
So he's headhunting.

00:33:57.27
Chibbs
So he is constantly recruiting

00:34:01.03
Bevo
Let's all do that tonight.

00:34:01.08
gav
Yeah, okay.

00:34:02.33
Bevo
when when When we're finished with the podcast, go up to our significant others and be like, just so you know, you can you can talk to me about anything. Like, I'm your confident. Like, trust me. Bitch!

00:34:14.94
gav
how do you How do you think I talk to how do you think i talked to lauren man What you...

00:34:15.66
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay. I'll film it.

00:34:16.48
Bevo
Say that.

00:34:18.27
Chibbs
Yeah. its Okay. So it's standard script then. yes

00:34:25.21
gav
i can i can i can I can say that because she doesn't listen to the show. If she did, she'd be like, you fuck you motherfucker.

00:34:30.56
Chibbs
Yeah. I'm angry with you, Gavin. Okay.

00:34:34.78
gav
Oh, God.

00:34:35.66
Chibbs
ah

00:34:36.08
gav
Yeah, this this is this is a really weird and out of place verse.

00:34:36.38
Chibbs
okay

00:34:41.05
gav
I feel like you're right, Bev. I reckon it was squeezed in later. I think he had, because the next verse um is is another long one.

00:34:46.27
Chibbs
Well, we'll see. but there't There is another verse. Like, we'll see.

00:34:48.57
gav
Yeah, and it's big.

00:34:48.89
Chibbs
you might... you Yeah.

00:34:49.53
gav
and

00:34:50.01
Bevo
Yeah, and an outro. There's heaps to go.

00:34:51.54
Chibbs
Yeah. Well, let here, let me just give you...

00:34:52.84
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:34:54.06
Chibbs
Can I just write give you a list of 50 Cent's most notable feuds?

00:34:58.84
gav
Yes, this is what I wanted.

00:34:59.01
Chibbs
Because he feuds, this guy.

00:34:59.26
Bevo
Love it.

00:35:03.38
gav
he doesn't fuck about.

00:35:03.77
Chibbs
Like, he be feuded.

00:35:04.12
Bevo
He be feuding.

00:35:05.56
gav
either

00:35:05.74
Bevo
Family feud.

00:35:07.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:35:07.25
gav
he's he's He's in the feudal system.

00:35:09.88
Chibbs
Yeah. You've got Jerul, The Game, Rick Ross, Fat Joe, Cameron... uh judicus young buck puff daddy floyd mayweather jr nas lil way meek mill um all of murder inc the entire thing

00:35:22.52
gav
yeah

00:35:30.49
gav
Which is, yeah, a choice. Carry on.

00:35:33.91
Chibbs
that's it madonna my favorite on this list my favorite on here oprah winfrey

00:35:40.89
Bevo
Oh, wow.

00:35:42.88
Chibbs
Feud with Oprah.

00:35:44.25
Bevo
You know what they say, though, if you're.

00:35:44.68
Chibbs
It was so long. The list was so long that it's just, his half his Wikipedia page is just the feuds.

00:35:49.26
gav
You actually you actually you actually left off you left off Jay-Z and Beyonce, which is hilarious because that's...

00:35:54.91
Chibbs
I did leave JC and Beyonce off. i having Yeah, that's right.

00:35:56.86
gav
if if if if if you're If you're cutting Jay-Z and Beyonce from the list, that's how long the fucking list is.

00:36:03.06
Bevo
ah

00:36:03.41
Chibbs
i was just going through it. I'm like, I'll write a few of these down, but I'm like, this is, and he has so much energy for a feud.

00:36:06.84
gav
Yeah, it's it's it's extensive. it is It is a decent portion of his Wikipedia page.

00:36:11.29
Bevo
Oh, yeah. You know what they say.

00:36:12.36
gav
Yeah, he does not fuck around.

00:36:13.10
Bevo
Like, you feud you feuded with an arsehole in a day, you've you' feuded it with an arsehole.

00:36:13.11
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:36:17.22
Bevo
But if you're feuding with every arsehole, maybe you're the arsehole.

00:36:20.41
Chibbs
Maybe you're the asshole. Yeah, that's right.

00:36:21.93
Bevo
Yeah.

00:36:23.19
gav
yeah

00:36:23.47
Chibbs
Um, and none of these are the people that shot him.

00:36:23.86
gav
um So I will say on the on the on the on the puff on the puff ah you know P. Diddy feud, they'd they'd been feuding for years, which is one of those funny things where it's like, yeah, maybe Feudy's a problem as well because he's clearly...

00:36:32.72
Chibbs
Yeah. Oh yeah.

00:36:40.34
gav
A lot of people don't like him and he doesn't like a lot of people. So it's like, yeah, like you say, Beville, at what point is it like, is it me? question mark But in the case of Diddy...

00:36:46.35
Bevo
It's me, yeah.

00:36:49.75
gav
It was Diddy. And the best the the best thing ever, the best thing ever, after years of feuding, Diddy gets caught being an absolute fucking scumbag and sentenced to fucking jail time.

00:36:52.66
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:54.07
Bevo
Yeah,

00:37:03.28
Bevo
Fiend.

00:37:03.82
gav
And then 50 Cent becomes the fucking producer

00:37:05.22
Bevo
Yep.

00:37:10.97
gav
of the fucking sean executive producer of Sean Coombs, the Reckoning, the documentary on the Netflix documentary about his whole arrest and trial.

00:37:11.35
Chibbs
Executive producer.

00:37:20.60
Bevo
ah

00:37:20.83
gav
He exec produced the fucking story of Diddy being a fucking scumbag, which is so fucking funny.

00:37:21.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:37:23.48
Bevo
How petty. Smug.

00:37:25.11
Chibbs
Did you see ah press the press tour? The press tour of that coming out as well is basically just a smiling 50 cent, like the biggest smile you can see on a person.

00:37:28.82
gav
So fucking funny.

00:37:35.71
Bevo
mug

00:37:35.67
gav
Yeah.

00:37:38.06
Chibbs
He's on the Today Show and he's on here promoting the documentary and it's just like ah there is not a happier man getting around than this guy that's made a documentary about the downfall of his enemies.

00:37:38.46
gav
Yeah.

00:37:45.30
gav
i reckon I reckon you could have told him.

00:37:49.40
gav
I reckon you could have told him.

00:37:49.60
Chibbs
it

00:37:50.64
gav
like I'm sure that this has made him a shitload of money or as well, which is even funnier. But I reckon you could have said, hey, this is going to cost you $50 million. dollars He would have been like, fucking sign me up ah just to be just just to have that just to have that feather in the cap.

00:38:01.01
Chibbs
Sign me up. I'm a pimp.

00:38:03.06
Bevo
You can get this, you can get a dollar out of me in this case.

00:38:06.62
Chibbs
Yeah! I get a

00:38:09.30
Bevo
but the

00:38:09.43
Chibbs
ah

00:38:09.43
gav
oh my god

00:38:10.06
Bevo
I'll make an exception.

00:38:11.60
Chibbs
deception. Verse 3. It goes like this.

00:38:15.10
gav
Oh, wait, wait, wait. For the verse three, sorry, um I did highlight.

00:38:17.33
Bevo
Maybe stop it, keep it on the low.

00:38:18.02
gav
just Keep it on the low is exactly the spot.

00:38:19.35
Chibbs
Yeah, will. Yeah, I'll go halfway.

00:38:20.63
gav
Yeah.

00:38:21.16
Chibbs
Yep, yep.

00:38:22.01
gav
Bevo's been doing some reading.

00:38:22.49
Chibbs
I told you fools before.

00:38:23.13
gav
Look at you go.

00:38:25.14
Chibbs
i told you fools before. I stay with the tools. i keep the but I keep a bends, some rims, and some jewels. I holler at a ho till I got a bitch confused. She got on Payless.

00:38:41.02
Chibbs
Me, I got on Gator shoes. I'm shopping for Chinchillas. In the summer, they cheaper. Man, this ho You can have her when I'm done. i ain't gonna keep her.

00:38:56.74
Chibbs
Man, bitches come and go Every gentleman pimping This ain't no secret. You ain't gotta keep it on the low.

00:39:07.70
gav
Can I just say That's...

00:39:08.02
Bevo
I beg, i beg that his shoes are like crocodile Crocs or something like crocodile shaped.

00:39:13.15
gav
ah ah

00:39:14.79
Chibbs
Like the ones from Sketches that look like a dinosaur or something.

00:39:17.62
Bevo
Yeah. yeah

00:39:18.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:39:18.55
Bevo
I got on gator shoes.

00:39:19.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:39:20.57
gav
I holler at a hoe till I got a bitch confused. She got on pay less. Me, I got on gator shoes. That's a fucking crazy line, man. That's fucking...

00:39:31.12
Chibbs
so also funny is that he he has a hoe whose name is like Cheryl and he's just going like, Barbara, Barbara, Barbara, just yelling at him.

00:39:35.54
gav
Oh, my God.

00:39:40.66
Bevo
Who? Who?

00:39:42.03
Chibbs
He's just like, fucking look at me.

00:39:42.84
Bevo
What? What?

00:39:43.11
gav
Why are you yelling some woman's name at me?

00:39:43.67
Bevo
Yeah.

00:39:43.91
Chibbs
My name is Cheryl.

00:39:46.42
gav
I'm so confused.

00:39:48.12
Chibbs
confused. Why are you yelling this at me? Why are you yelling a different name at me?

00:39:51.85
gav
Where did you get those shoes?

00:39:52.12
Bevo
yeah hold

00:39:53.69
gav
Payless, I fucking knew it. I fucking knew it.

00:39:55.72
Chibbs
i you

00:39:57.54
gav
Are you seeing these motherfucking gators on my feet? Bitch.

00:40:02.68
Chibbs
Did you buy these chinchillas in winter? Everybody knows they're cheaper in the summer! Wasteful! Wasteful! You wasteful hoe!

00:40:10.52
Bevo
but what are you

00:40:10.52
gav
oh

00:40:11.99
Bevo
What are you talking about? What?

00:40:14.71
gav
Oh my God. I'm so confused. um So yeah, this, this, this makes the,

00:40:19.64
Bevo
What's a chinchilla? It's

00:40:22.61
Chibbs
Is that an animal?

00:40:24.15
gav
yeah ah this makes that second verse feel even more like a transplant. This is straight back into verse one energy. He's just like fucking straight.

00:40:34.83
Chibbs
I just looked up the chinchilla.

00:40:36.50
gav
He's, he's not,

00:40:36.89
Chibbs
It's a fucking...

00:40:37.01
Bevo
it's like a little mouse thing.

00:40:38.45
Chibbs
It's like a fucking rodent. A giant in rodent. What do you mean he's buying him in the summer?

00:40:42.23
gav
actually Actually, hang on a minute. Hang on a minute. The previous verse, he took her to the mall and was shopping for her. He bought her those Payless shoes.

00:40:51.12
Chibbs
No, no, he said he could do it. No, he said he said he could do it, not that he did do it.

00:40:55.10
gav
Okay, okay. I was i was saying that i I feel like he bought her the Payless shoes and then was like, are those fucking Payless?

00:41:01.94
Bevo
Mary Janes.

00:41:02.84
gav
She's like, you you know they are.

00:41:04.54
Chibbs
You bought them.

00:41:04.52
gav
You bought them.

00:41:05.72
Chibbs
You bought the cheapest thing at the front of the basket of Payless. They're like kids' school shoes, you know, the all black, the all black, hard, hard, fake leather.

00:41:11.68
gav
We're the wrong size. yes

00:41:16.92
gav
yeah he's like He's like, go walk the streets. And she's like, my feet are blistered. You bought me size four.

00:41:25.97
Chibbs
I had to cut the front out of them so my toes could get out.

00:41:26.23
Bevo
you know admit mary giants

00:41:29.05
gav
Like like like a Mitchell Stark in the ashes.

00:41:33.27
Chibbs
Yeah, exactly.

00:41:35.19
gav
Deal deal with that one, Bevo.

00:41:35.77
Chibbs
I feel like Mitchell Stark.

00:41:40.34
Bevo
I'm loving, we have Payless in Australia as well. And it's just like, this is one of the first times where I'm just like, okay, that's a very funny thing.

00:41:43.22
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good reference.

00:41:48.21
gav
It's fucking...

00:41:48.31
Chibbs
That is funny.

00:41:48.68
Bevo
Cheap.

00:41:48.73
gav
That's funny as shit.

00:41:50.04
Chibbs
Yeah, he's got fucking alligator shoes.

00:41:50.42
Bevo
yes

00:41:50.74
gav
Yeah. Alligator skin fucking dress shoes versus some Payless sneakers.

00:41:59.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:42:00.29
Bevo
Loafers.

00:42:01.46
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:42:01.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:42:02.98
gav
That's funny. That is a fucking funny line. That might be my favorite line in the song, actually.

00:42:05.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:42:07.42
gav
I feel like...

00:42:07.91
Chibbs
There's no way he invested for the water resistant spray that they they put on it either. like

00:42:12.54
gav
ah Those are going to leak.

00:42:13.37
Chibbs
there

00:42:15.35
gav
First drizzle, your feet are wet.

00:42:15.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:42:17.43
gav
up

00:42:18.26
Chibbs
Wet.

00:42:19.03
gav
No, I feel like...

00:42:19.24
Bevo
I love that we've gleaned from this that 50 Cent loves shopping too. Like he's a real like shopaholic.

00:42:24.22
gav
Shopaholic. Yeah, big time.

00:42:26.02
Chibbs
Sure.

00:42:26.30
gav
um

00:42:27.10
Chibbs
Hmm.

00:42:27.06
gav
But, you know...

00:42:27.89
Bevo
That's a bit of retail therapy.

00:42:29.70
gav
I do wonder though, Bevo, like as you've just pointed out, that's that's a reference that really hits for us because we know Payless. And it's kind of funny to think that there's probably so many... I mean, inburg I'm thinking probably more hip-hop specific, but there's probably so many references that...

00:42:45.19
gav
don't hit for us because you know it's it's a real specific cultural thing like how many how many lines in a song do you reckon you just kind of like you know breezed past without ever putting that much thought into it but it's probably the equivalent of that someone was like made a joke that you shop at Payless if you didn't have Payless I don't know what the fuck he's talking about when he says that like

00:43:03.32
Bevo
Yeah, yeah. Well, I just looked up chinchilla as a wrap.

00:43:03.75
Chibbs
nah

00:43:04.02
gav
he doesn't even say He doesn't even say he's wearing Gator shoes. Oh, actually, he does say Gator shoes, doesn't he?

00:43:08.22
Bevo
Yeah,

00:43:08.82
gav
You know what i mean, though? like There's probably so many lines in so many songs that you just don't catch the cultural reference to. So it's fun that he's thrown Payless as a, you

00:43:15.58
Bevo
Yeah, yeah Well, just looked up chinchilla wrap slang and it's a high-end luxury fur coat.

00:43:22.32
gav
know. Okay.

00:43:22.64
Chibbs
oh sick chinchilla coat that makes sense smart guy hmm

00:43:23.61
Bevo
There you go.

00:43:23.70
gav
And they would be cheaper in the summer. They're cheaper in the summer because it's a winter to garb.

00:43:27.71
Bevo
he's Yeah, well, he's thrifty.

00:43:27.91
gav
It's winter garb.

00:43:29.91
Bevo
This is how he gets rich.

00:43:30.14
gav
Yeah.

00:43:30.87
Bevo
He doesn't die trying.

00:43:31.50
gav
That's what I'm saying.

00:43:31.79
Bevo
He just fucking hunts for bargain hunter.

00:43:32.46
gav
He's not fucking, he's not silly.

00:43:35.81
Chibbs
this

00:43:36.29
gav
He's a bargain hunter.

00:43:37.24
Chibbs
ah The second half of this verse, it goes, Bitch, choose on me, I'll have you strippin' in the street. Put my other hose down, you get your arse beat.

00:43:49.68
Chibbs
Now Nikki, my bottom bitch, she always come up with my bread. That last gentleman she was with put stitches in her head. But get your hoe out of pocket.

00:44:04.07
Chibbs
I'll put a charge on a bitch. Because I need four TVs and and and AMGs for the six. Hoe, make a pimp rich.

00:44:14.62
Chibbs
I ain't paying, bitch. Catch a date. Suck a dick. Shit. Trick.

00:44:22.49
gav
Jesus. Jesus. The wheels fell off that verse, man.

00:44:26.52
Bevo
I little fact here.

00:44:26.68
Chibbs
Aggressive ending. Aggressive ending.

00:44:28.50
Bevo
I got a little fact here from, um, from genius. this Sad fact, actually.

00:44:32.70
Chibbs
I oh

00:44:33.79
Bevo
Prostitution is one of the most dangerous professions on the planet with a murder rate 40 times the national average.

00:44:40.43
Chibbs
would imagine so.

00:44:43.93
Chibbs
The serial killers love the prostitutes.

00:44:44.14
gav
That's grim.

00:44:45.69
Bevo
And, and the bottom bitch is the top prostitute among the pimp's other prostitutes.

00:44:46.86
gav
I do.

00:44:51.32
gav
I only know that from South Park when Butters became a pimp and he's got it he's got a bottom bitch.

00:44:51.50
Chibbs
Oh, really?

00:44:58.10
Chibbs
And that's his best. That's his top top earning bitch.

00:45:00.76
gav
yeah yeah Yeah, your top bitch is, you yeah, yeah.

00:45:01.56
Chibbs
Top earning ho.

00:45:03.64
gav
It's counterintuitive.

00:45:03.87
Chibbs
You bottom bitch. Interesting. Yeah, well, mean, no wonder she always comes up with the bread.

00:45:07.06
gav
um

00:45:08.85
Chibbs
See, i was reading that like even my worst hoe comes up with the bread, but that's not the case at all.

00:45:13.85
Bevo
Yeah.

00:45:15.22
gav
Yeah. hum Yeah, I'm just,

00:45:18.87
Chibbs
ah He is saying that he is better than the last pimp because he hasn't split a head open with his cane or anything.

00:45:22.49
Bevo
Yeah, well, he it in the hospital, yeah.

00:45:26.08
Chibbs
Yet, he's getting pretty of aggressive by the end of it, isn't he?

00:45:30.84
gav
yeah

00:45:31.21
Bevo
Who's going to need more TVs for? Maybe he's got like... um

00:45:35.58
Chibbs
How many TVs you got in your house, Bebo?

00:45:39.01
Bevo
two how many do you have

00:45:40.95
gav
I also have two.

00:45:41.18
Chibbs
You're halfway there. You're halfway to Phinney.

00:45:45.08
gav
i have two, but I don't know if one of them works.

00:45:45.24
Bevo
yeah I guess we got one for the kids and one for us but yeah okay I stand corrected take take four you four

00:45:47.34
gav
So 1.5. Shibs, have four TVs?

00:45:48.70
Chibbs
Yeah, fair enough.

00:45:50.55
gav
five

00:45:55.28
gav
shipbs do do you have four tvs

00:45:57.74
Chibbs
I got one. have one little TV.

00:46:00.54
gav
How about the projector? How about the project and the projector set up?

00:46:03.70
Chibbs
Oh, I do have a projector. Yeah, that's true. I do have a projector. Yeah.

00:46:06.94
gav
And I mean, there's infinite, so like there's a lot of surfaces in your house that you could project onto.

00:46:07.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:46:10.64
Bevo
What's an AMG though?

00:46:11.06
gav
So I'd say that you have like nine, my you you you you have 9,000 televisions in your house.

00:46:12.02
Chibbs
That is true. There is yeah everywhere. Basically, all my walls are TVs. Yeah.

00:46:20.66
Chibbs
Well, my bottom hoe brings in the bread, you see.

00:46:22.42
gav
ah

00:46:23.54
Chibbs
it's Yeah.

00:46:24.82
gav
She brings in the bread, you got AMGs in the six. I get it. I get it.

00:46:27.70
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right.

00:46:28.44
Bevo
am Okay, AMG, this is what I'm interpreting here.

00:46:28.93
Chibbs
That's right.

00:46:31.36
Bevo
The well-being of the girls isn't of importance. He needs money to get the AMG performance package and four televisions for his SL600. That's two less than Biggie Smalls.

00:46:42.54
Chibbs
Oh.

00:46:42.67
Bevo
Biggie must have six TVs.

00:46:44.52
Chibbs
Wow.

00:46:44.58
gav
Good God. I know he's got a 50-inch screen money green leather sofa.

00:46:46.74
Bevo
I don't know. It's not

00:46:47.88
Chibbs
Well, he was pretty big. He was pretty big.

00:46:51.80
gav
He was B.I.G.

00:46:54.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:46:53.98
gav
B.I.G. Have we done any biggie on the pod?

00:46:55.95
Chibbs
Um...

00:46:56.26
Bevo
just a clever name.

00:46:57.07
gav
have we We've not done a biggie track, have we?

00:46:58.02
Chibbs
No, I don't think so. don't think so.

00:46:59.45
gav
I mean, fuck, what would you what would you choose?

00:47:00.06
Chibbs
no

00:47:01.33
gav
Like, fuck.

00:47:01.66
Chibbs
i don't, I don't know. Uh, so famously Fiddy was involved in vitamin water.

00:47:03.11
gav
They're all golden.

00:47:07.85
Bevo
Right in.

00:47:10.76
gav
Yep, made a fuckload of money.

00:47:10.89
Chibbs
It was an early and early investment in vitamin water and then it it sold to Coca-Cola in 2007.

00:47:11.41
Bevo
Oh, yeah. That scam. Okay. Cordial.

00:47:18.68
Chibbs
And as a minority stakeholder, Fiddy walked away with a reported between $60 and $100 million dollars from that deal.

00:47:27.61
Bevo
Christ. I don't think I ever tasted vitamin water.

00:47:28.54
gav
Yeah.

00:47:31.50
Chibbs
I've never bought, I've never had vitamin water. Is it still around?

00:47:34.39
gav
it It shows. It shows.

00:47:35.57
Bevo
Is it? Yeah.

00:47:36.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:47:37.39
Bevo
I have depleted of my vitamins C through

00:47:37.78
Chibbs
Is it still around? I just drink normal waterlet's is water, just water.

00:47:41.73
Bevo
Yeah.

00:47:43.03
gav
ah yeah I love that humanity got to the point where we were just like, this water needs something else to make me feel better.

00:47:43.19
Bevo
Yeah. How we sell water?

00:47:50.65
Bevo
yeah yeah yeah how do we sell water act

00:47:51.15
gav
It's like, no, it doesn't. You just need to drink more of it, you fucking idiot.

00:47:53.56
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just try and drink mink drink more water.

00:47:54.91
gav
Just double double the amount you're drinking. You won't need vitamins. Just fucking get amongst it.

00:47:58.97
Bevo
Yeah.

00:47:59.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:48:00.02
Bevo
Humans have survived 200,000 years, but did you know you need vitamins?

00:48:05.08
Chibbs
You need vitamin water.

00:48:05.34
Bevo
Ah, right.

00:48:06.10
gav
yeah

00:48:06.29
Chibbs
That's right. Yeah. ah The outro the outtro goes, yeah, in Hollywood they say there's no business like show business.

00:48:08.40
Bevo
That's what I'm missing.

00:48:14.37
Chibbs
In the hood they say there's no business like hoe business, you know? They say i talk a little fast, but if you listen a little faster, I ain't got to slow down for you to catch up, bitch.

00:48:28.35
Chibbs
Ha, ha, ha, yeah.

00:48:31.10
gav
No notes. That's that's good.

00:48:32.81
Bevo
That's good. Yeah, I'm right with that.

00:48:33.80
gav
That's a good outro.

00:48:35.16
Chibbs
It's very self-explanatory, isn't it?

00:48:36.63
Bevo
like That's like stand-up comedy. Like a little...

00:48:38.81
gav
Yeah, that's up that yeah you'd you'd you'd take that on the end your fast five and and take a bow on that.

00:48:39.27
Chibbs
did didn't do that what's the worst lyric in this though like yeah

00:48:43.69
gav
That's good. That's good.

00:48:51.96
gav
Can I just say, from ah from a fundamental point of view, from the get-go, in the chorus... No Cadillac, no perms. That threw me. i don't know what the fuck he's talking about with the no perms thing.

00:49:04.38
gav
Like, I don't think there's that many bad lyrics in this song per se, but that like, what the, yeah, I just didn't, I mean, like I guess.

00:49:05.60
Chibbs
yeah that's true

00:49:13.41
Chibbs
no it's it is an overall i'm not a fan of i'm your friend your father and confident bitch ah yeah yeah yeah

00:49:19.70
Bevo
ah Yeah, yeah that's that yeah you got you got it there, actually.

00:49:19.66
gav
Oh, no, you're right. That's, yeah, I forgot about that one.

00:49:22.82
Bevo
yeah I like the Payless. You're in Payless and I'm in Crocs.

00:49:27.39
gav
That's got to be the best line in the track, I reckon.

00:49:27.67
Bevo
No, you're right there.

00:49:29.39
Chibbs
that best one best line yeah yeah friend father confidant is weird and and i don't like it yeah i think that is the worst lyric

00:49:29.47
gav
That's probably the highlight. That's that's the best line.

00:49:31.05
Bevo
Yeah, you got it.

00:49:32.03
gav
I actually did forget about the fucking father confidant thing. That's weird.

00:49:36.31
Bevo
ah you're right there yeah he got it

00:49:40.79
gav
Yeah. No, no you're you're absolutely right.

00:49:45.14
Chibbs
Oh, let's do it. Hits of 2003. One has to stay.

00:49:57.83
Chibbs
Get it right.

00:49:58.98
Bevo
We've done this year before, I think.

00:49:59.06
Chibbs
Get it right. We have done 2003 before, but made it much harder for me. So there's a little bit more.

00:50:04.28
gav
ah

00:50:06.14
Chibbs
Yeah, there's a little bit more off the beaten beaten track, but it's right.

00:50:07.58
gav
A few more B-sides.

00:50:07.70
Bevo
Variety.

00:50:08.10
gav
more B-sides.

00:50:10.41
Chibbs
Yeah, it's all right.

00:50:11.19
Bevo
So you're in this time, Chibs.

00:50:11.20
Chibbs
And hopefully you know them. Like I knew all these, hey?

00:50:14.47
Bevo
You're in this time because it'll be best of three, as in like majority rules.

00:50:17.18
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, sure.

00:50:17.31
gav
Yeah.

00:50:18.38
Chibbs
Let's go.

00:50:18.46
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:18.83
Chibbs
Okay, here we go.

00:50:19.10
gav
chi Chips is absolutely in

00:50:20.27
Chibbs
Let's do... Let's do... We Used to Be Friends by the Dandy Warhols or Remedy, I Won't Worry by Jason Mraz.

00:50:28.45
Bevo
don't know that one, so it's...

00:50:29.73
gav
it.

00:50:29.88
Chibbs
You don't know Remedy? Which one?

00:50:32.97
gav
How did Remedy go?

00:50:34.39
Chibbs
Used to be friends. Remedy? Because you got done and I got the remedy.

00:50:36.39
Bevo
Remedy.

00:50:36.34
gav
Remedy.

00:50:38.49
Chibbs
The remedy is the experience. Yeah, yeah.

00:50:41.19
gav
Oh, dangerous.

00:50:41.61
Bevo
No.

00:50:43.41
Chibbs
yeah yeah

00:50:43.60
gav
Yeah.

00:50:45.07
Bevo
No. Don't know that

00:50:46.90
gav
ah Yeah. No, fuck that. The Denny Warhol's track's better. Wait, wait, wait. Which Denny Warhol's track was it again? Sorry.

00:50:54.04
Chibbs
We used to be friends.

00:50:54.38
Bevo
one.

00:50:56.06
gav
Yeah.

00:50:56.14
Bevo
No.

00:50:56.14
Chibbs
We used to be friends.

00:50:56.62
gav
ah Was that the Veronica Mars? That was the Veronica Mars theme song.

00:51:00.60
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:51:00.63
gav
That fucking kicks ass,

00:51:01.60
Bevo
You guys see in the group chat the other day, Dan Southern clocked our full formula segment.

00:51:02.11
Chibbs
Oh, maybe, I don't know.

00:51:03.70
gav
That's a

00:51:06.52
Chibbs
is

00:51:07.08
Bevo
No, we just did it there.

00:51:07.54
gav
Oh, fuck!

00:51:07.77
Chibbs
Yeah, he's figured it out.

00:51:08.21
gav
He did and we're doing it!

00:51:08.61
Chibbs
We've just done it.

00:51:08.92
Bevo
Yeah. Nah,

00:51:10.27
Chibbs
Yeah, we've just done it.

00:51:10.49
gav
Shit!

00:51:11.47
Chibbs
Help ourselves. This is the way it goes. It's organic.

00:51:13.65
gav
That's just the way we do it, baby.

00:51:14.68
Chibbs
What is it? I'm going Jason Mraz. I think that sounds fucking great, but it's up to you guys.

00:51:18.47
Bevo
nah, it's Danny Wilholz.

00:51:18.49
gav
Nah, it's the... day Yeah, the the the song from Veronica Mars is fucking sick.

00:51:20.31
Bevo
I like that song.

00:51:22.97
Chibbs
All right. See you later, Mraz in your hat.

00:51:25.88
gav
Yeah.

00:51:26.04
Chibbs
um We used to be friends by the Denny Warhols or Stacey's Mum by Fountains of Wayne. Stacey's

00:51:31.16
Bevo
Stacy's mum is such a good song written by asm Adam Schlesinger.

00:51:31.29
gav
Fuck

00:51:34.56
Chibbs
mum has got it going on.

00:51:37.72
gav
I still think it's the Denny Warhols for me.

00:51:37.82
Bevo
Do you know he wrote that?

00:51:40.86
Bevo
He wrote that thing you do, you know, the movie.

00:51:42.83
Chibbs
He did, which is one of the best songs of all time.

00:51:43.64
Bevo
He wrote this.

00:51:43.76
gav
Oh, do that thing you do.

00:51:46.62
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:51:46.81
gav
Was that the Wonders in that film?

00:51:47.45
Bevo
Very.

00:51:48.18
Chibbs
and you Yeah, the Onidas.

00:51:48.53
gav
Was that it was that was it the name of the band?

00:51:48.73
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

00:51:50.09
gav
The Wonders.

00:51:50.33
Bevo
oh needers

00:51:50.93
gav
The Oneiders.

00:51:54.05
Chibbs
That's one of my favorite movies of all times.

00:51:55.66
gav
it's It's the Wonders.

00:51:55.85
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:51:57.06
gav
That's a good fucking movie, man.

00:51:57.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:51:58.23
Bevo
I have thoughts about that movie, but we'll we'll we'll discuss that in a little later date.

00:51:58.54
gav
I've got to watch that again.

00:52:01.68
Chibbs
Okay.

00:52:01.94
gav
yeah Maybe we should do that thing you do and the on the on the...

00:52:03.04
Chibbs
Do that on the Patreon, eh?

00:52:05.10
gav
Yeah, we should do it we should do it. That'd be a fun little mini-series on the Patreon. Let's do songs from... like ah Fake songs from films that became real songs. Like Coyote Ugly.

00:52:14.87
Chibbs
Fake songs.

00:52:15.67
Bevo
Yeah.

00:52:15.82
gav
like ah That song from Coyote Ugly and and and that thing you do and shit.

00:52:16.39
Bevo
Yeah.

00:52:16.50
Chibbs
yeah

00:52:19.26
gav
there there be yeah that

00:52:19.45
Bevo
Oh, yeah. Can't find the moonlight. Yeah. Yeah. well Let's workshop that. We'll come back to it.

00:52:22.71
gav
Yeah.

00:52:22.93
Chibbs
Okay. Oh, here we go.

00:52:23.19
gav
there's There's something there. There's something there.

00:52:24.93
Chibbs
Come on. Danny Warhol's or Fountains of Wine.

00:52:27.52
Bevo
it's Fountain's Wayne. I'm going to be upset if you don't pick that.

00:52:28.88
gav
I'm going Danny Warholz on that one.

00:52:30.78
Bevo
You've got listen to Stacey's mum again.

00:52:31.72
Chibbs
I'm going to go Stacy's mum.

00:52:32.06
gav
But I...

00:52:33.70
Chibbs
Danny Warhol's.

00:52:33.78
gav
Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. i just i just disagree, so fuck you both.

00:52:36.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:52:37.24
Bevo
bri i know so it sounds like a novelty song, but it's so perfectly written.

00:52:37.36
gav
Carry on.

00:52:38.10
Chibbs
know Yeah.

00:52:41.86
Bevo
It's a key change and everything. It's so good.

00:52:43.68
Chibbs
It's great. look This is a bit obscure here, but we've got Stacy's mum by Fountain Suede or such great heights by post the Postal Service.

00:52:50.99
Bevo
Oh, ooh.

00:52:51.12
gav
Such great heights, man.

00:52:52.09
Bevo
Ben Foles does a good cover that.

00:52:53.18
gav
Fuck.

00:52:53.78
Chibbs
It's so good.

00:52:54.18
gav
that's a That is a ridiculously good song. Was that 0-3?

00:52:57.97
Chibbs
It is.

00:52:58.77
gav
Fuck.

00:52:59.56
Bevo
It still stays his mum for me.

00:53:02.46
gav
Such Great Heights is a good fucking song, man.

00:53:02.70
Bevo
I do like that song a bit.

00:53:07.16
Chibbs
I'm going Postal Service.

00:53:08.82
gav
Yes, good.

00:53:09.27
Chibbs
I'm Stacy's mum.

00:53:09.62
gav
Jesus Christ.

00:53:10.22
Chibbs
Gone. Gone. Gone. gone

00:53:11.82
gav
I was so worried.

00:53:13.06
Chibbs
Such Great Heights by the Postal Service or Danger High Voltage by Electric Six?

00:53:13.27
Bevo
Okay. When

00:53:20.14
Bevo
we're Dutch.

00:53:20.77
Chibbs
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!

00:53:22.72
Bevo
Got Jack White in it.

00:53:22.71
gav
Ah, still, for me, it's such great heights.

00:53:24.66
Chibbs
Where we touch? Where we kiss?

00:53:26.50
Bevo
When we're Kears.

00:53:27.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:53:28.12
Bevo
ah

00:53:28.16
gav
Such great heights for me.

00:53:30.14
Bevo
Such great night.

00:53:31.77
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. Fair enough. All right. See later, Electric Six.

00:53:34.46
Bevo
Fire in the disco.

00:53:35.77
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:53:36.63
gav
That song's fun.

00:53:37.16
Chibbs
It's so good. Okay, we've got Such Great Heights.

00:53:38.68
Bevo
Fire in the taco bell.

00:53:38.99
gav
That's a good fucking song. but

00:53:41.55
Chibbs
Great song.

00:53:41.85
Bevo
Yeah.

00:53:42.75
Chibbs
Such great heights by Postal Service or hurt by Johnny Cash?

00:53:47.53
Bevo
Ooh.

00:53:47.62
gav
Fuck's sake. Obviously hurt by Johnny Cash for me.

00:53:48.34
Bevo
Yeah. I got Johnny. Yeah. Same.

00:53:53.50
Chibbs
So, Postal Service it's gone?

00:53:55.07
Bevo
Yeah.

00:53:55.41
gav
Post-service is gone, yeah.

00:53:56.31
Chibbs
ah Postal Service. Okay. Hurt by Johnny Cash or The Seed 2.0 The Roots?

00:54:05.70
Bevo
I can't hum that one off the top my head.

00:54:06.89
Chibbs
that

00:54:07.15
Bevo
ah I've heard it, but I can't.

00:54:10.90
gav
Nah, it's it's Johnny Cash.

00:54:16.63
gav
Yeah, nah.

00:54:16.76
Bevo
I think Questlove is the coolest guy on the planet, but yeah, Johnny Cash.

00:54:17.06
Chibbs
Johnny Cash. I don't know.

00:54:19.93
gav
Obviously, that that that's that's not even ah an opinion.

00:54:21.30
Chibbs
Okay. Fine.

00:54:23.49
gav
that's ah That's an objective fact. Questlove is cool as fuck.

00:54:26.06
Bevo
Yeah.

00:54:28.35
Chibbs
Hurt by Johnny Cash or God Put a Smile on My Face by Coldplay?

00:54:32.00
Bevo
Oh, that is such a cracking tune.

00:54:34.18
Chibbs
What a song.

00:54:35.13
Bevo
That is such a good tune.

00:54:35.58
gav
That is a... Fuck. Yeah, you workin'. Yeah, fuck.

00:54:38.94
Bevo
Remember Nick, Nick Elliott used to pump that um Mark Ronson album in the job all the

00:54:39.89
gav
That is a good choice.

00:54:43.38
Chibbs
Yeah, the Mark Ronson version of it's great. I remember I flew to l LA for work once and as I landed in LA, God put a smile on my face while Mark Ronson was blasting in my headphones as we landed at LAX and I was like, this is a fucking sick way to land in LA.

00:54:45.85
Bevo
Yeah.

00:54:58.71
Bevo
Yeah.

00:54:58.87
Chibbs
It's just like...

00:54:59.16
Bevo
Yeah.

00:54:59.51
gav
ha ha ha ha.

00:54:59.66
Chibbs
And the shit. Yeah, sick.

00:55:04.26
Bevo
Yeah, great, great tune.

00:55:05.25
gav
Ah, fuck. I still, I, fuck. I really do think it's still Johnny Cash for me, but I'm not going to be upset when I get outvoted. It's Johnny Cash.

00:55:14.66
Chibbs
I'm going Coldplay.

00:55:16.98
Bevo
Me too.

00:55:17.08
gav
yeah I know you both are, obviously, but that's fine.

00:55:18.81
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:55:19.80
gav
It's it's a good fucking song and I'm not upset.

00:55:22.08
Chibbs
Okay. God Put a Smile Upon My Face Coldplay or Like a Stone by Audioslave.

00:55:29.43
Bevo
good It's okay, but no, it's cold play.

00:55:30.47
gav
it's Coldplay. Yeah.

00:55:33.18
Chibbs
Yeah, so, yeah, I agree. Coldplay or Unwell by Matchbox 20.

00:55:39.53
gav
Oh, that's a good song too.

00:55:39.88
Bevo
I'm not crazy, I'm just little unwell, I know.

00:55:40.77
Chibbs
oh Oh, well, heard and ne yeah, I know.

00:55:42.43
gav
Just a little. it I like, I will say, i will say, lyrically, the word impaired doesn't get thrown around in songs enough. And that, that's a fucking, we have.

00:55:53.61
Bevo
We've done that song in a pod before.

00:55:53.75
Chibbs
Yeah. i'm just a little impaired i know

00:55:57.61
gav
I'm just a little impaired. I just think that's great.

00:55:59.10
Chibbs
ah

00:55:59.85
gav
um it's It's still got put a smile on my face, but i I, once again, I wouldn't be that upset if I got outvoted.

00:56:01.14
Chibbs
yeah

00:56:03.21
Bevo
Still can't play for

00:56:05.85
gav
Yeah.

00:56:07.01
Bevo
me.

00:56:07.22
Chibbs
Yeah, look, no no I'm going Coldplay as well, but if it had been 3am by Matchbox 20, we would have been...

00:56:13.27
gav
Oh, 3am I'd probably... i would have flipped. I would have flipped for 3am.

00:56:15.89
Chibbs
Yeah. Yes.

00:56:17.29
gav
That's a good fucking song.

00:56:17.66
Chibbs
Yes. Okay. Coldplay. God put a smile upon face. Or Way We Get By by Spoon. I'll get down in soft-in circle.

00:56:26.03
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:56:27.82
Bevo
know that one.

00:56:28.42
gav
That's the way we get by to the way we get by.

00:56:31.45
Chibbs
Just let me get by.

00:56:32.53
gav
Oh, that's...

00:56:33.39
Chibbs
has Where we get back to where we get back.

00:56:33.45
gav
Oh, that's a good fucking song.

00:56:37.77
gav
Oh, no.

00:56:37.91
Chibbs
ah that's great.

00:56:37.95
Bevo
Oh, vaguely, yeah.

00:56:38.70
gav
That's actually really hard.

00:56:40.79
Chibbs
It's such good song.

00:56:41.04
gav
That's a fucking... ah What are you doing, Chibs?

00:56:46.12
Chibbs
I'm still going go Coldplay. I think God Put Smaller Face is such a good song.

00:56:47.77
Bevo
Yeah, same.

00:56:49.37
gav
Okay, well, um um i probably that that that probably would have flipped me, but if you were both going for Coldplay, that's fine.

00:56:49.64
Chibbs
But fuck, I like that Spoon song.

00:56:50.62
Bevo
you outload it

00:56:55.65
gav
Once again, I'm not upset.

00:56:56.47
Chibbs
Okay.

00:56:56.97
gav
That's a good one.

00:56:57.56
Chibbs
All right.

00:56:58.10
gav
ah That sprint song is so good, though.

00:56:59.10
Chibbs
Okay. All right. We're getting there.

00:57:00.66
gav
The way we get by is so good.

00:57:01.11
Chibbs
We're getting towards the end here. God Put a Smile Upon My Face, Coldplay, or United States of Whatever by Liam Lynch.

00:57:03.45
gav
All right, hit me with it.

00:57:09.34
Bevo
I love that song when it came out.

00:57:10.82
gav
Oh, we had like, whatever.

00:57:11.46
Bevo
went down to the beach and I saw Kiki, she was like, and I'm like, whatever.

00:57:14.56
Chibbs
like Whatever. but

00:57:19.34
gav
I will say, actually, this is good for this chat because i was one time I got that song in my head out of the blue and I was like, holy fuck. I haven't thought about that song in years.

00:57:29.88
gav
And I looked it up and I was like, I was like, holy shit. That was like the biggest thing ever when I was like 10.

00:57:35.45
Bevo
It was, yeah, yeah.

00:57:35.71
gav
And then it was, and I messaged, I messaged the chat and I was

00:57:36.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:57:38.42
Bevo
Up comes Zappo, and I'm like, hey, Zappo, what's going on? He's like, nothing much. Because this is my United States, not whatever.

00:57:43.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:57:43.80
gav
yeah but

00:57:45.35
Chibbs
is This is my United States of whatever.

00:57:45.98
gav
And our messaged I messaged the chat and I was like, guys, guess what song I just thought of that I haven't thought of in years. And then obviously I wasn't waiting for it. It was a rhetorical question.

00:57:56.62
gav
I was like, United States whatever. And Bevo was like, holy fucking shit. That's exactly what song I thought you were going to say.

00:58:01.90
Bevo
I think about it all the time.

00:58:04.58
gav
And Bevo was like, Bevo lost his fucking mind. He was like, I fucking knew you were going to say it. He was like, that was my guess. And I didn't guess it because it was too like, that's obscure.

00:58:15.22
gav
and And that was exactly what it was. And I was like, that's fucking funny. Nah, it's too Coldplay.

00:58:18.70
Chibbs
that, Liam Lynch or Coldplay?

00:58:20.97
Bevo
That's still a cold day after all that.

00:58:22.64
Chibbs
Okay, all right, here we go, last last one, last one.

00:58:22.63
gav
Fuck Liam Lynch.

00:58:25.49
Chibbs
God put a smile upon your face by Coldplay P-I-M-P by 50 Cent.

00:58:32.92
gav
ah ah

00:58:36.44
Bevo
so It's still, it's cold play for me. Sorry.

00:58:38.10
gav
It's still Coldplay.

00:58:38.35
Bevo
Stacey's

00:58:39.10
gav
It is still Coldplay.

00:58:40.72
Chibbs
Ah, fuck. All right. Okay. Coldplay, you've won it. You've won it. You fucking won it.

00:58:44.82
gav
yeah

00:58:45.18
Chibbs
There you guys

00:58:45.62
gav
must Okay, to be fair though, fuck you.

00:58:55.37
Chibbs
you go.

00:58:56.44
gav
the garner Okay, Johnny Cash should have won and second should have been Spoon, but Coldplay, it's a good song.

00:58:58.68
Bevo
mum should have won.

00:58:58.89
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:59:00.38
Bevo
ah stacecy's mom one

00:59:02.77
gav
No, fuck off, Stacey.

00:59:03.39
Chibbs
Oh, don't know.

00:59:04.16
Bevo
Shout to Wayne.

00:59:04.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:59:05.56
Bevo
It's such a good song.

00:59:07.31
gav
If you played Hurt by Johnny Cash, or obviously by Nine Inch Nails, but Johnny Cash,

00:59:12.10
Chibbs
Yeah, but you can't listen to H.E.R.D. over and over again, can you?

00:59:15.51
Bevo
You need to listen to Stacey's mum again.

00:59:15.48
gav
i I...

00:59:18.68
gav
Maybe I do, fuck.

00:59:19.70
Bevo
let me Let me walk you. I'll walk you through it. There's hand claps and everything that are just, oh, masterful.

00:59:24.82
Chibbs
There's a conspiracy, fellas.

00:59:24.86
gav
yeah Yeah, okay.

00:59:26.29
Chibbs
Big conspiracy here.

00:59:27.05
gav
I'm excited about it.

00:59:28.62
Chibbs
Okay, so the legendary 50 Cent shooting isn't just hip-hop lore, it's a real-world federal crime saga that bridges the gap between the 1980s Street Kings and 2000s rap royalty. In 1999, an underground 50 Cent recorded track called Ghetto Quan...

00:59:49.31
Chibbs
ah which broke the ultimate street code by explicitly naming Kenneth Supreme McGriff the boss of the notorious Supreme Team crack syndicate.

00:59:49.78
gav
Sick.

01:00:02.09
Chibbs
McGriff took the lyrics as a direct insult and a federals and a federal security threat. Just months later, May 24th, 2015, was ambushed outside his grandmother's house in Queens, miraculously survived being shot nine times at Point Black Range. While the actual gunman was murdered just weeks later, the true mastermind behind the hit remained an open secret until the federal government stepped in.

01:00:27.87
Chibbs
The conspiracy officially became a federal case in 2005 when the IRS and the FBI raided Murder Inc. records, the powerhouse label home to 50s rivals Jerul and Irv Gotti.

01:00:40.62
gav
Yep.

01:00:42.66
Chibbs
Unsealed federal affidavits explicitly allege that Supreme McGriff used Murder Inc. to launder his drug money and was personally orchestrat and had per personally orchestrated the hit on Cent as street retaliation.

01:00:57.89
Chibbs
Feds even intercept pager messages showing industry executives discussing the feud. The investigators investigators long suspected that the 2002 murder of 50s mentor, Jam Master Jay, was a warning shot from McGriff.

01:01:13.54
Chibbs
ah from McGriff's crew for trying to bypass the industry blacklist. While McGriff was never tried for the 50-cent shooting, specifically the federal investigation completely dismantled his empire and he was sentenced to life in prison in 2007 for racketeering and murder for hire.

01:01:29.60
Chibbs
So, they...

01:01:30.90
gav
Jesus.

01:01:31.83
Chibbs
That Jam Master Jay thing that was never fucking solved, it was 50 Cent that fucking, the 50 Cent shit, he they killed fucking Jam Master Jay because he was Fiddy's mentor.

01:01:42.07
gav
As a message, as a message to 50 Cent.

01:01:43.95
Chibbs
It's a message to be like, you don't fucking name people from this crack syndicate in your songs.

01:01:45.62
gav
Holy shit. Holy shit.

01:01:50.85
Bevo
Wow. Is it a conspiracy or what happened?

01:01:51.54
gav
That's fucking nuts.

01:01:54.33
Chibbs
Well, I mean, it was a conspiracy.

01:01:54.26
gav
Yeah, that sounds like more of a what happened?

01:01:55.64
Chibbs
It was a conspiracy. it got blown it got it got blowing right open, though.

01:01:59.22
gav
C.

01:01:59.77
Chibbs
But that was it was always a conspiracy until very recently because of because of government files and stuff that have come out.

01:02:00.00
gav
Carter.

01:02:01.69
Bevo
Just the fact.

01:02:02.17
gav
Yeah. Until. That's nuts. That's good.

01:02:06.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:02:06.95
gav
That's good.

01:02:13.14
gav
Yes.

01:02:13.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:02:13.91
Bevo
Right in.

01:02:13.91
gav
Yes.

01:02:18.47
gav
Uh. What?

01:02:22.53
Chibbs
Fiddy's net worth in 2026, what do you reckon, Gav?

01:02:26.01
gav
Fuck. It's going be a lot. um What did you say? you made off mineral water? I think he threw a number in there at one point.

01:02:30.67
Bevo
300

01:02:30.70
Chibbs
Between 60 and 100. Okay, have

01:02:32.50
gav
All right. Fuck it. That can't be... Fuck. I mean, he made a lot of that. Fuck. Let's go two... I'm going to go a quarter billion. Let's go 250. Oh.

01:02:42.49
Chibbs
ever

01:02:44.50
Bevo
three hundred mill

01:02:46.74
Chibbs
Now, apparently, as of now, he has a net worth of $100 million, dollars but he has filed for bankruptcy before after being...

01:02:54.49
gav
oh

01:02:57.56
Chibbs
They were trying to blackmail him out of like sex tapes and shit that he was part of, and he's just like, how about I'm bankrupt?

01:03:05.59
gav
ah

01:03:06.93
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

01:03:07.35
gav
so is yeah Also, i feel like I feel like trying to blackmail someone, like if there was video evidence that I have sex, I would be like, how much can I pay you to distribute this?

01:03:07.70
Chibbs
Ain't no money here. Good luck getting your money. Ain't no money in there.

01:03:11.43
Bevo
Well, get rich or die trying or a third option, file for bankruptcy.

01:03:11.56
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

01:03:25.83
gav
It's like, if they're like, hey, give us give us a million dollars or we're going to release this footage, I'd be like, oh, can you?

01:03:26.56
Chibbs
Yeah, don't know. Yeah.

01:03:33.22
gav
Can you please?

01:03:33.43
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:34.60
Bevo
Who's watching this?

01:03:34.85
Chibbs
you cut me in? Can you cut me in on that?

01:03:36.44
gav
Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, that's heat.

01:03:40.34
Bevo
I can't even get five people to come to my gigs, let alone watch my sex tape.

01:03:43.03
gav
ha ah Why not, you stupid bastard?

01:03:48.33
Chibbs
All right, we've got to find out.

01:03:50.20
gav
Yeah.

01:03:50.39
Chibbs
We have to find out what's going to happen here.

01:03:54.94
gav
ah

01:03:58.30
gav
This is the most comprehensively I think I'm going to have been beaten this whole this whole run, I reckon.

01:04:02.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:04:03.41
gav
This is my worst. This is my worst L.

01:04:07.52
Chibbs
um I mean, yeah. Okay, here we go.

01:04:10.58
gav
Rip the bandaid off. Go on then.

01:04:13.14
Chibbs
It does say here, 2,350 cent to Vites Gavin in one minute one minute.

01:04:18.14
gav
Full stop.

01:04:19.45
Chibbs
But it does say here in one minute and 18 seconds. I think that's fair.

01:04:22.52
gav
All right, all right.

01:04:23.20
Chibbs
you You're fine. Yeah.

01:04:24.18
gav
I held my own. i held my own.

01:04:25.45
Chibbs
I missed him long time.

01:04:25.90
gav
i got i got my toothpicks out. Yeah, all That's how I fight.

01:04:28.23
Bevo
Slowly.

01:04:28.29
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:04:29.03
Bevo
I

01:04:29.11
Chibbs
it says, Gav comes out swinging and talks a big game, but peak get-rich-and-die-try-and-era 50 is built like a fridge and has survived more than Gav's prepared for. Gav lands one decent slap to the side of his hand, gets a little too confident, then 50 walks him into a corner, and the ref stops it before it becomes embarrassing.

01:04:44.26
gav
That's how I fight.

01:04:48.86
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

01:04:50.23
gav
ah

01:04:50.87
Chibbs
ah

01:04:50.87
gav
for which I am eternally grateful. I feel like I'd have a beer with Fiddy.

01:04:52.86
Bevo
mean, before it becomes embarrassing.

01:04:52.95
Chibbs
yeah yeah

01:04:56.12
gav
Fiddy seems like the sort of guy I'd have a beer with.

01:04:57.41
Chibbs
Yeah, you know, yeah. Although it seems like if you know him for any length of time, he will feud with you at some point.

01:04:59.21
gav
I'm not going to...

01:05:03.56
Chibbs
Yeah, that will happen.

01:05:03.96
gav
Yeah, which i respect I respect immensely as well.

01:05:06.04
Chibbs
That's fine. Yeah, that's great.

01:05:07.54
gav
Yeah.

01:05:08.25
Chibbs
All right, let's write this shit.

01:05:20.02
Chibbs
Okay, what do we really... Is it like your bottom... Your bottom bitch?

01:05:23.42
Bevo
Bullet holes.

01:05:23.77
Chibbs
That's... That's why Yeah! Bullet holes!

01:05:26.14
gav
ha bullet holes you are riddled 10 you are riddled with bullet holes

01:05:28.50
Chibbs
What do you give this? Ten, you would rather die than ever hear this song ever again. The one is in your Spotify rap. What do you give it? What do you give it, Bevo? What do you give it?

01:05:37.98
gav
yeah

01:05:38.29
Chibbs
Riddle with bullets. Can't walk those bullets off.

01:05:41.88
gav
no

01:05:42.58
Chibbs
What do you give it, Bevo?

01:05:45.30
Bevo
Look, as much as I enjoy the jaunty Caribbean rhythms, i

01:05:55.13
Bevo
actually don't like 50s flow. I feel like he's real monotone and just like, yeah, like I don't like it.

01:06:01.31
Chibbs
Yeah, it's not the most rambunctious.

01:06:03.83
Bevo
I don't like listening to him. ah Six out of 10. No,

01:06:09.26
Chibbs
Oh, Caribbean rhythms, Gavin.

01:06:11.29
gav
Hates it. Hates those Caribbean rhythms. um Yeah.

01:06:14.63
Bevo
no, no.

01:06:14.57
gav
I feel like this is one of those.

01:06:14.91
Bevo
I like the rhythms. I don't like it.

01:06:16.22
gav
Nah. Yeah.

01:06:16.70
Chibbs
Yeah, no, I get it.

01:06:16.89
gav
You've said enough, Beva.

01:06:17.58
Chibbs
I get it.

01:06:17.69
gav
You hate the rhythms. um

01:06:19.13
Bevo
i

01:06:20.02
gav
This is, this is one of those.

01:06:22.10
Bevo
no no

01:06:23.18
gav
No, no, no, He said he hates the rhythm.

01:06:24.15
Bevo
I love the rhythm!

01:06:25.10
gav
To put it on the record. He hates the rhythms. um He hates the, that every nation in the Caribbean. um ah You know, this was one of those songs that was like, you know,

01:06:37.08
gav
like this was my idea of badass when i was like you know fucking 13 years old or whatever so i feel like this this came along right at the time where i was like yeah this is cool as fuck you know what i mean and even still like i put i put it on i put her on for the show like was listening to it and i was like i fucking cannot help but just like yeah god damn this is a good song um

01:06:44.54
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:06:59.93
gav
I haven't listened to it since about 2007, but I still think it's a three for me. it's like it's I'll probably put it on tomorrow and have a chuckle about It's a good song.

01:07:09.94
Bevo
I got to say before it before we continue, when when he does the P-I-M-P, I'm like, oh, that's where everyone's gotten that from. i didn't know until then.

01:07:17.18
gav
Yeah, ah yeah fair. ah Set a benchmark.

01:07:21.06
Chibbs
um i agree i I agree with Bevo. I don't think 50 Cent is the best rapper and he's very unenthusiastic.

01:07:26.93
gav
Oh, he's certainly not.

01:07:28.72
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:07:28.66
gav
Yeah.

01:07:29.72
Chibbs
um He's not very talented as a rapper, but God damn, this track might be the fucking...

01:07:34.78
gav
Goes as hard as fuck.

01:07:36.81
Chibbs
It's so fucking good.

01:07:36.79
gav
Goes hard as fuck.

01:07:39.64
Chibbs
Like, but just those kettle drums, the swing of the beat, everything. Like, yeah, it's a shame it had to be 50 on it, but it doesn't fucking a matter.

01:07:48.54
gav
but

01:07:49.85
Chibbs
It's so good that it just doesn't matter.

01:07:51.06
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, agree.

01:07:51.32
gav
Yeah.

01:07:52.25
Chibbs
Like, it could have been a fucking... Like, you know, people get those rubber chickens, they squeeze them, and it's like...

01:07:56.47
gav
could could Could have been Elmo. Could have been Elmo on this track.

01:07:59.82
Chibbs
They could have done that and be like...

01:07:59.92
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

01:08:01.91
Chibbs
But... butda out down doto down

01:08:04.07
Bevo
Well, have it we'll have a cover of that a little later.

01:08:04.35
Chibbs
nada ah da da at do but um

01:08:04.54
gav
Yeah, yeah. Oh, he's ready to do it.

01:08:07.93
Chibbs
Yeah, which I think it was before we recorded, was saying the movie and not Anatomy of a Fall, there's this awesome cover version of it by this actual big band that does it with the kettle drums.

01:08:07.88
gav
He's ready to do it.

01:08:19.62
Chibbs
And it's so good. If you don't want to have to listen to 50 Cent rap, but you want to get all of the good vibes of this track, just go listen to that version of it.

01:08:29.55
gav
Okay.

01:08:30.30
Chibbs
Um, but I haven't listened to this in so long and at the time this was not my bag at all. I was like 50 cent, nah, fucking shit, not not interested.

01:08:39.47
Bevo
Yes. Yeah.

01:08:41.93
Chibbs
But when I put this on yesterday and we didn't do the video, but I was very shocked when I just went onto YouTube and pulled the video up and it was just titties.

01:08:54.42
Chibbs
the It was a porno.

01:08:54.87
gav
Yeah.

01:08:56.51
Chibbs
It was a flat out porn video.

01:08:56.44
gav
Yeah. it's it's it's It's from exactly that era where...

01:08:59.42
Chibbs
I was there watching it with jazz. was there watching it with jazz. And we're like, well, this is pornography. It's like, oh, he's sucking on her titties now.

01:09:05.02
gav
Yeah.

01:09:07.14
Chibbs
Like, it's like, it wasn't even like, oh, they're just hanging around.

01:09:08.22
gav
Yeah.

01:09:09.91
Chibbs
It's like, he's, he's sucking on that, that woman's breasts. Right. In, in the video to PIMP. Um, anyway, I will listen to it and I went, fuck, this is good. And I give it a one. Yeah.

01:09:23.66
Bevo
Nice.

01:09:23.80
gav
sope

01:09:25.02
Chibbs
Yeah, really enjoyed it. I put it on every playlist I have.

01:09:27.01
Bevo
On your fetty.

01:09:27.10
gav
Love that.

01:09:28.95
Chibbs
ah Yeah.

01:09:29.21
gav
And the

01:09:30.14
Chibbs
And the cover. And the cover version. And the cover version.

01:09:32.44
gav
and the cover. off backed it Back him up.

01:09:34.05
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

01:09:34.68
gav
Back him up.

01:09:35.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:09:35.35
Bevo
On your fetty, you've done it again.

01:09:36.16
Chibbs
All right. There you Thanks.

01:09:37.35
gav
You've done it again, Fiddy.

01:09:38.30
Chibbs
but Make sure you follow us on social media, subscribe to our YouTube channel, get on our Patreon and get our free bonus show every single week. And thank you for listening.

01:09:46.74
gav
And...

01:09:49.18
Bevo
Play us out, Bev.

01:09:49.24
Chibbs
Thank you, fellas.

01:09:50.58
gav
Play us out, Bevo.

01:09:51.22
Chibbs
f Yeah, let's get, let's let's go safe Go fuck yourself.

01:09:53.92
Bevo
I'm ready.

01:10:06.26
Bevo
Bye.

01:10:21.70
Chibbs
Motherfucking PIMP.