Adele – Someone Like You

Adele’s Someone Like You is supposed to be one of the great heartbreak songs of all time.

But when you actually read the lyrics, things start getting a little weird.

Your ex has moved on. He’s married. His dreams have come true. So naturally, the only reasonable thing to do is turn up at his house uninvited and remind him that, for you, the relationship isn’t over.

This week we get into Adele’s questionable breakup strategy, hunt for the Aldi version of an ex-boyfriend, discuss whether his lifelong dream was simply riding the London Eye with a curry, discover the strange connection between this song and Charlie Puth, and investigate the conspiracy that Adele and Sam Smith might actually be the same person.

Plus: 2011’s biggest songs go head-to-head, we guess Adele’s net worth, and Mad Dog has to fight 2011 Adele.

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00:00.03
gav
Sorry.

00:38.67
Chibbs
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die the podcast we talk about songs so bad It makes you want to invest heavily in weaponized drone technology

00:48.33
gav
ah You mean invest more heavily in weaponized drone technology.

00:49.90
Mad Dog
Yeah. Fair enough.

00:51.66
Ryan Beveridge
I can't afford that.

00:51.89
Chibbs
Yeah. It's good to get in early.

00:54.97
Ryan Beveridge
I might invest conservatively.

00:55.35
gav
You gotta got it. Got it.

00:56.94
Ryan Beveridge
I don't have a lot of money on me. I'm very cash poor at the moment.

01:00.17
Chibbs
I'm not liquid.

01:01.05
gav
He's he's got.

01:01.28
Chibbs
Bevo is not liquid at the moment

01:02.51
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

01:02.40
gav
He's not liquid because all of his money is tied up in fucking AI drone striking bots.

01:02.77
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:04.96
Chibbs
true Drone strikes. They're busy in Iran at the moment.

01:10.21
gav
ah

01:10.69
Ryan Beveridge
I prefer it analog.

01:12.79
gav
Yeah. yeah

01:13.30
Chibbs
I like to be there when I see the explosion. ah

01:16.96
gav
Ha!

01:18.06
Chibbs
We're doing a song. today fellas it came in in 2011 it was a big hit for a singer called Adele from her album

01:26.27
gav
A who?

01:27.55
Chibbs
21? Lazy, lazy name, lazy album name.

01:32.04
Ryan Beveridge
No, I think it's clever and I'll tell you why later.

01:32.22
Chibbs
Adele is the best. What?

01:35.60
Ryan Beveridge
When she's like... 99 she can release an album called 99 and be like very you know. Fitting.

01:43.48
Chibbs
but Does she just release albums?

01:43.69
gav
yeah yeah

01:44.98
Chibbs
Does she release numbers? Is that what she does?

01:46.34
Ryan Beveridge
All her albums are her age at the time of release, so it's very, yeah.

01:49.15
Mad Dog
Really?

01:49.32
Chibbs
Ah, right. I thought she was going for like ah like a Bronx vibe where it's just like Bronx 1, Bronx 2, Bronx 3.

01:50.96
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

01:50.73
Mad Dog
and Interesting.

01:50.77
gav
I like that a lot.

01:54.100
Ryan Beveridge
ah This is a 21st.

01:56.82
gav
ah

01:57.90
Chibbs
Yeah, well, geez, she's busy. um

01:59.75
gav
I love that of all the artists that have done that, you pulled... Fucking... Bronx?

02:04.15
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

02:03.99
Chibbs
Yeah, the Bronx.

02:04.42
gav
but That's...

02:04.96
Chibbs
Yeah, the best one that I've ever done it.

02:06.37
gav
ah

02:06.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:07.13
gav
Yeah fuck Zeppelin.

02:08.40
Chibbs
Yeah, Adele is best

02:08.88
gav
You heard it here. You heard it here.

02:10.88
Chibbs
Adele is best known for her father leaving her family when she was two and we are discussing the song

02:16.65
Ryan Beveridge
That's not...

02:18.31
Chibbs
Stop running! like you.

02:41.27
Chibbs
Okay, before we get into it, make sure you're following us on all of our social medias. so That includes... Instagram. Facebook.

02:47.58
gav
Threads! Instagram.

02:48.93
Chibbs
THREADS! Threads!

02:51.16
Mad Dog
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02:50.93
gav
Threads!

02:51.21
Chibbs
Threads!

02:51.87
gav
Get on threads. We have stock in threads.

02:55.54
Chibbs
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02:58.72
Ryan Beveridge
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03:03.29
Chibbs
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03:17.34
Chibbs
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03:29.33
Chibbs
You can tell all your friends to subscribe to the podcast and do all that sort of stuff. Now... I don't know if I need to spin the wheel because it's a woman, but let's go. thank

03:44.05
gav
To be fair, after that first after that first run...

03:44.21
Ryan Beveridge
You should explain that woman. that Explain the woman thing for the new listeners. because

03:47.91
gav
Yeah, okay, so for some reason I i was... Every time we... so spun the fight with a woman who would land on me for like a good Yeah.

03:55.62
Mad Dog
essential

03:56.49
gav
Like it was a statistical anomaly. It was a real outlier.

03:58.59
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:59.03
Ryan Beveridge
i got a few I got a few of the women groups, though. I got Pussycat Dolls and...

04:01.24
gav
No, but that's what I was going to say. it's ever since Ever since we really started to call it out, it's backed off. i think I think AI kind of clocked that it was really leaning heavily on it and it's trying to spread the joke around because doggies had to fight a few girls lately and and and Bevo for sure.

04:13.67
Mad Dog
Yes.

04:13.67
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

04:15.19
gav
Less so for chips.

04:15.41
Chibbs
Hmm.

04:15.16
Ryan Beveridge
And just keep in mind. Listeners. It's... could Could you beat them in the fight? not will you go and beat up a woman on purpose?

04:23.10
gav
Not wood. what

04:26.77
Ryan Beveridge
Could you?

04:27.11
Chibbs
Well, no, that's not what the theme song says, is it?

04:27.56
Ryan Beveridge
Could you?

04:29.95
gav
Uh...

04:29.73
Chibbs
All right, spinning. Here we go. Thinking about it.

04:32.29
gav
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

04:32.97
Chibbs
It's having a good think about this spinny

04:36.69
Chibbs
Here we go. It's really spinning.

04:39.50
gav
Really go for but it.

04:39.72
Chibbs
It doesn't know what to do. Yes.

04:41.68
Ryan Beveridge
It be spinning.

04:43.22
Chibbs
Mad Dog is fighting Adele.

04:44.18
gav
Yes!

04:44.45
Ryan Beveridge
Thank you, Lord.

04:44.45
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:44.92
gav
Yes! Yes!

04:46.35
Mad Dog
I knew it would be.

04:47.68
Chibbs
Amen.

04:47.22
gav
I was so sure it was going to be me.

04:47.68
Mad Dog
I knew it would be

04:48.39
Ryan Beveridge
Never mind, I'll fight.

04:48.74
Chibbs
Yeah. Yes.

04:50.24
gav
so ah Like doggy.

04:50.61
Ryan Beveridge
Someone like you.

04:53.72
gav
All right, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.

04:55.19
Mad Dog
I knew it. Um, Look. So I'm fighting 2011 Adele?

05:01.00
gav
Yep.

05:01.03
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:01.51
Ryan Beveridge
Yep.

05:02.36
Chibbs
who was apparently 21 years old.

05:02.15
gav
She's 21.

05:02.44
Mad Dog
Okay.

05:03.05
gav
She's 21.

05:04.88
Chibbs
it's

05:05.30
Mad Dog
Yeah, fucking hell. um

05:06.94
Ryan Beveridge
pre She did lose a lot of weight. in the later years but

05:10.13
Mad Dog
So that's what I'm considering. So am I seeing her? She's 21, but is she peak fitness? You know what I'm saying

05:19.58
gav
Yeah.

05:20.17
Mad Dog
So... Yeah. Um...

05:21.35
Chibbs
She's like a fair luck. She's like a ah like a bit of scrapper from from

05:26.44
gav
Yeah, she's like got a...

05:26.100
Chibbs
the straight Straight from the streets of Essex.

05:27.34
Ryan Beveridge
Essex or something.

05:27.54
gav
she's like a

05:28.06
Ryan Beveridge
and you

05:28.85
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah straight from the hard

05:29.52
Mad Dog
ah so Some Sussex.

05:30.96
gav
Straight from the hard, hard streets of Essex.

05:31.19
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:32.81
Chibbs
Amen. Okay.

05:33.69
Mad Dog
Um... Yeah, look, immediate. I guess. jerk reaction. Yep. Godda.

05:39.57
gav
Jerk off reaction.

05:40.32
Chibbs
Arise. Arise.

05:42.10
Mad Dog
Yeah, fair enough.

05:42.52
Ryan Beveridge
Okay.

05:43.12
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:43.29
Ryan Beveridge
Fair enough.

05:43.58
Mad Dog
Yep. Yep, I'll just say ah a simple yep. I'd beat her in a fight. Yep.

05:48.10
gav
You reckon he's got it?

05:48.19
Chibbs
Does say here that she is built like a proper pub brawler it's true

05:51.63
Mad Dog
Like a brick shithouse.

05:52.41
gav
Yeah. yeah

05:53.06
Chibbs
Strong bass, big lungs.

05:53.47
Ryan Beveridge
proper pro brawler

05:55.97
Chibbs
And the sort of emotional fury that suggests she could absorb a few shots before deciding she's had enough.

06:00.12
gav
Yeah. True.

06:02.05
Chibbs
Not especially quick. But if she gets a hold of you, you're probably getting dragged into the clinch and loudly told exactly what you did wrong.

06:09.47
gav
Mmm. And as we know, that is Mad Dog's one weakness.

06:14.22
Mad Dog
Yeah. Very sensitive.

06:15.74
Chibbs
It's no good in the clinch.

06:16.80
gav
She might have your number here, actually, doggy.

06:17.40
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:18.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:19.11
gav
I'm on the fence for this one.

06:20.68
Mad Dog
Yeah, well...

06:21.02
Chibbs
Yeah, that's a good one.

06:20.96
gav
i guess we'll find out i guess we'll find out

06:22.15
Mad Dog
I've got to go in confident

06:24.75
Chibbs
All right, lyrics, verse one. It's from Adele.

06:28.91
gav
o

06:30.16
Chibbs
She says... I heard that you're set.

06:32.72
Ryan Beveridge
The titular singer.

06:37.07
Chibbs
I heard that you're settled down. that you found a girl and you're married now. I heard that your dreams came true. Guess she gave you things I didn't give to you.

06:48.55
Chibbs
Old friend. Why are you so shy? Ain't like you to hold back or hide from the light. Ooh.

06:57.68
Ryan Beveridge
Gollum.

06:57.90
gav
He's a moth. He's a mothman.

07:00.55
Ryan Beveridge
It was.

07:00.93
gav
She's dating a mothman.

07:02.42
Mad Dog
Ha ha. The moth.

07:03.58
Chibbs
It's

07:04.24
Mad Dog
Huh?

07:05.77
Chibbs
The human moth.

07:05.78
Ryan Beveridge
They're hard to find.

07:06.02
gav
like It's not like you to hide from the light.

07:06.27
Ryan Beveridge
hard to Hard to find a good moth these days. A good moth is hard to find.

07:11.89
gav
ah

07:12.54
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, so we find out later on that she's... She approaches this guy, but right now she's heard rumors. Word on the street is he's...

07:19.04
Chibbs
Who? From?

07:19.13
gav
rumor rumor has it rumor has it

07:20.96
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah. Yeah, she's...

07:22.45
Chibbs
Who's going around just telling Adele about her ex all the time? like You know what your ex's up to.

07:25.82
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah. Yeah.

07:27.15
Chibbs
so i found that No, I don't have to know. We broke up like 10 years ago.

07:30.30
gav
m

07:30.65
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

07:32.65
gav
Also though, this is like...

07:32.72
Ryan Beveridge
yeah his His dreams came true.

07:36.62
Chibbs
Yeah, I wonder what his dream though was.

07:36.88
gav
Peaky.

07:36.78
Ryan Beveridge
That's...

07:38.11
gav
2011 is peak. I would argue peak Facebook. Right? Like Facebook probably.

07:43.88
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, yeah

07:43.98
Mad Dog
Yeah.

07:43.100
gav
started to like die not that long after that.

07:48.05
Chibbs
Okay.

07:48.82
gav
I feel like this was the peak era of Facebook stalking. so like

07:51.34
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, I agree with that. yeah

07:52.79
gav
People would... People would very much just be in each other's fucking business. Facebook used to be... almost exclusively for sussing out what your ex was up to.

08:01.82
Ryan Beveridge
i can't yeah I can't imagine too many people's dreams come true.

08:01.92
Chibbs
Right. What?

08:02.55
Mad Dog
Okay.

08:06.03
Ryan Beveridge
I feel like that's, unless you're not dreaming big enough.

08:06.53
Chibbs
what what were What do you think his dreams were?

08:09.76
Ryan Beveridge
Like maybe... Unless your dreams were like, just fucking get a good blue collar job and make a good living, then...

08:14.30
gav
Oh. Did I?

08:15.36
Chibbs
It might have just been to ride the London Eye.

08:15.26
gav
I told... I told... I told Bevo about this.

08:18.80
Chibbs
Well, I get the one that's the spot.

08:19.08
Mad Dog
wow

08:20.34
gav
I told you. Yeah, some heaps banal fucking.

08:23.55
Chibbs
hey so He's just... They live in Manchester.

08:26.38
gav
Yeah.

08:26.20
Chibbs
he so He's like... I just...

08:27.37
gav
He had a...

08:27.99
Chibbs
All I dream of is going to London one day and and getting on that giant airplane.

08:29.22
Mad Dog
Hey.

08:30.29
gav
I just...

08:31.28
Mad Dog
One of these days, I'm going to go on that big Ferris wheel.

08:33.64
Ryan Beveridge
I'm gonna do it.

08:33.88
gav
i had it i had a dream that i I had a dream that I got a really good curry on High Street. That was funny.

08:38.30
Chibbs
Yeah. And then it's just like she's Facebook stalking him and he's just at the top of the London Eye eating a curry and she's like, God damn it, he did it.

08:40.20
gav
No.

08:45.00
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:46.04
gav
Motherfucker did it.

08:46.50
Mad Dog
This is the best fucking chicken tikka masala.

08:47.29
Ryan Beveridge
ah

08:46.67
Chibbs
He did it.

08:46.99
gav
I never- I... Turns out I was holding him back all these years.

08:49.04
Mad Dog
Bye-bye.

08:52.95
Ryan Beveridge
Or maybe it's... Maybe it's an actual dream he had where his teeth fell out or something like that.

08:56.39
gav
ah

08:57.28
Chibbs
ah

08:57.59
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:57.58
Ryan Beveridge
if

08:58.84
gav
I was telling Bevo about this recently. I had a dream only like a week or two ago. It started a whole thing, but I had a dream that I got like. full-on shot in the head executed and like

09:09.07
Chibbs
Oh, hectic.

09:10.16
gav
And it was really vivid and it was like I fully took the shot. uh like collapsed and was like struggle like my my body was convulsing as it was trying to pull in air as my whole thing was just shutting down.

09:22.62
Mad Dog
Christ.

09:22.61
gav
And then it was just light. And it was light, yeah. And it was so vivid. The whole next day at work, I was just sitting at my desk like.

09:25.71
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

09:28.42
gav
Fucking hell, man.

09:29.74
Ryan Beveridge
I've done it.

09:30.44
gav
like I fucking, I feel like

09:32.34
Chibbs
So gnarly.

09:33.33
gav
I feel like I fucking actually... sort of copped one out in a different fucking timeline and just had to it just reverberated across my subconscious ah subconscious

09:42.56
Chibbs
Holy shit.

09:43.53
gav
Yeah, it was dark.

09:43.90
Mad Dog
Jesus!

09:44.50
gav
It was dark.

09:46.01
Ryan Beveridge
Well, let's hope your let's hope your dreams don't come true then, Gavin.

09:46.90
Mad Dog
i

09:48.46
gav
I was going to say, you'll say news news tomorrow.

09:49.71
Chibbs
Hmm.

09:51.44
gav
It's like, Dapdo, man, shot in the head execution style.

09:53.10
Ryan Beveridge
See?

09:53.84
gav
Like, oh, all these dreams came true.

09:55.59
Ryan Beveridge
I...

09:56.10
Chibbs
I don't want to say that.

09:56.52
Ryan Beveridge
See, I have recurring dreams where I'm able to like... Like almost surf downstairs on my on my shoes. They go like flat and I can just go downstairs without walking

10:02.93
gav
Dope.

10:03.30
Chibbs
All right. That takes better.

10:03.95
gav
Dope. That's fucking sick.

10:06.100
Ryan Beveridge
I have that all the time.

10:07.54
Chibbs
and

10:09.81
Ryan Beveridge
So I hope that dream comes true.

10:09.99
Chibbs
It's just... Yeah. yeah

10:12.48
Ryan Beveridge
Just fucking glide downstairs.

10:12.99
gav
that'd be a great like you know those like you you always hear those like useless like would you rather have this or that useless superpower that's a good useless superpower just to be able to like

10:20.45
Mad Dog
a

10:20.55
Ryan Beveridge
but downstairs. Very efficient.

10:21.74
gav
Yeah.

10:21.84
Chibbs
Surf stairs.

10:23.20
Ryan Beveridge
Not up, just down.

10:23.61
gav
Yeah.

10:25.02
Mad Dog
and okay

10:25.75
Ryan Beveridge
Yep.

10:25.60
gav
Love it.

10:26.77
Chibbs
So Adele and Dan Wilson wrote and produced this track.

10:26.95
gav
ah All right.

10:31.87
Chibbs
um Dan Wilson is also playing piano on it and he is we've spoken about dan wilson before because he was the front man

10:38.25
gav
Have we now?

10:40.05
Chibbs
of semi-sonic who sung closing times

10:42.47
Mad Dog
um

10:42.71
gav
Oh shit, we have talked about him.

10:42.83
Ryan Beveridge
right

10:45.74
Chibbs
I think we've done closing time.

10:45.72
Ryan Beveridge
Cool.

10:45.78
gav
didn't he He's produced a bunch of shit. Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

10:48.38
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. so that's it that's just that's it he's playing piano and he wrote this and produced it with Adele, but yeah.

10:52.85
gav
There you go. There you go.

10:55.04
Ryan Beveridge
This next part is where the the the plot thickens here.

10:56.79
Mad Dog
Okay.

10:57.37
gav
He...

10:57.77
Chibbs
Okay, pre-chorus.

10:57.98
gav
He co-wrote some tracks of Taylor Swift too. Sorry, just to...

11:01.73
Chibbs
Yeah, he did. Yeah on the red album.

11:02.42
gav
Just to jump on there. um Yeah.

11:04.01
Chibbs
Yeah

11:05.28
gav
Yep, love that.

11:06.67
Chibbs
Yep.

11:06.75
gav
Anyway carry on.

11:07.26
Chibbs
We'll see. Pray for us. I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited. but I couldn't stay away. I couldn't fight it. I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded.

11:21.41
Chibbs
That for me... It isn't over.

11:24.51
gav
oh

11:25.17
Mad Dog
Wow.

11:25.29
Ryan Beveridge
So who's selfish. So incredibly...

11:26.35
gav
Jesus.

11:27.87
Ryan Beveridge
Selfish.

11:29.58
gav
Yeah.

11:29.35
Ryan Beveridge
You settle down, you're married, you have a child. Is that what it said she said?

11:32.26
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

11:33.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:33.79
Chibbs
No, just...

11:34.60
gav
I don't think that...

11:34.28
Chibbs
just

11:34.88
Ryan Beveridge
No, just settle down, Miriam.

11:35.11
Chibbs
Just married.

11:35.61
Mad Dog
No, just...

11:35.19
gav
I think... i think

11:37.30
Chibbs
Just married.

11:37.31
Ryan Beveridge
Dreams came true.

11:37.87
Mad Dog
completely moved on. Yay.

11:39.84
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah. like Happy.

11:41.93
Chibbs
Oh, Hayes, Hayes, Hayes, Hayes.

11:42.29
Ryan Beveridge
Settled.

11:42.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:44.48
Chibbs
but a memory. For like, yeah.

11:49.78
Mad Dog
Yeah, she rocks up. And she's like.

11:52.66
Ryan Beveridge
Hey, did you hear old mate's married now?

11:52.97
Mad Dog
I'm just letting you know.

11:54.100
Ryan Beveridge
Uh, uh, uh.

11:55.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:56.76
Chibbs
um'm kind I've got a right mind to go over there.

11:58.10
Ryan Beveridge
I'm going there

12:00.37
gav
I didn't.

12:01.04
Mad Dog
Amen.

12:00.72
gav
I didn't actually realize that's what it said

12:01.02
Chibbs
and remind him that I exist.

12:02.91
gav
Yeah. I hoped you'd see my face and you'd be reminded that for me it isn't over. It's like that's a weird thing. to like It's not like... it's not like i want to remind you that we had something special or that we could be something again it's like i just want you to know that i haven't moved on

12:16.46
Chibbs
I don't know. It's just it.

12:18.61
Mad Dog
Yeah, now that you're looking at my face

12:19.82
Chibbs
No, it's not.

12:19.31
Ryan Beveridge
yeah

12:22.03
gav
yeah

12:21.90
Mad Dog
you You should know that I'm not over it.

12:22.94
gav
You're like... See? Jesus, is she still stalking me?

12:25.43
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:25.74
Chibbs
All right.

12:27.58
gav
This is fucking...

12:27.63
Chibbs
also Also, she's not even...

12:28.14
Mad Dog
these These are the ramblings of a narcissist.

12:30.45
Chibbs
She's not even saying. That. It's like... the reminder of what how good it was to be with me. She believes she is still in a relationship. but It's not, it never ended for her.

12:40.64
gav
ah

12:41.38
Mad Dog
ah

12:43.19
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

12:43.40
Chibbs
She's just like, you went and got. Married?

12:46.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:47.23
Chibbs
We are in a relationship. She's like, he's like wait.

12:48.79
Mad Dog
Did I give you my permission?

12:50.27
Chibbs
Cheryl?

12:51.12
gav
and

12:51.00
Chibbs
Cheryl, wasn't it?

12:52.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:52.39
Chibbs
yeah what Cheryl, my name's Adele!

12:53.70
gav
so Ha ha ha, Shadel?

12:55.01
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:56.30
gav
um

12:57.24
Chibbs
so I vaguely remember you. uh sorry just can i call my wife down are you friends with my wife no no you and me we're in a relationship

13:03.25
gav
Okay. Lodge. Lodge. Lodge. Large moth wife buzzes down the stairs.

13:09.21
Chibbs
No.

13:13.96
Mad Dog
Super weird.

13:14.29
gav
Ugh.

13:14.77
Ryan Beveridge
More pretty moth than... ah current.

13:16.98
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah yeah Yeah.

13:18.97
gav
Adele just floored by the beauty of this moth. fluttering death

13:22.81
Chibbs
It's the whole thing of like just I couldn't stay away.

13:23.09
gav
Oh. Oh I see. I see how it is.

13:26.25
Chibbs
And I couldn't fight it. It's just like... Yeah, it's it's ah psychotic.

13:31.57
Ryan Beveridge
We are.

13:32.41
Mad Dog
Yeah, just like...

13:32.41
Ryan Beveridge
yeah I urge you, please fight.

13:33.01
gav
Yeah.

13:34.54
Mad Dog
I need to do this.

13:35.08
Ryan Beveridge
Seek therapy.

13:36.37
Mad Dog
Yay.

13:37.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:37.99
gav
Yeah.

13:38.88
Mad Dog
Very strange, yeah.

13:40.24
Ryan Beveridge
And then in the chorus she just changes her mind again.

13:43.13
gav
but Hit us with it.

13:43.68
Chibbs
Well, I guess yeah it is

13:45.21
gav
Hit us with it.

13:46.44
Chibbs
Well, no, this this did become her ah first number one single in the yeah UK. It stayed at the top of the charts for five weeks. It was the best-selling single.

13:57.71
Chibbs
ah in Ireland and Italy. as well. It became her second number one in the US, making it the first British female solo artist in history to have two Billboard Hot 100 number ones from the same album.

14:12.42
gav
Fuck.

14:12.82
Mad Dog
Ah.

14:13.64
gav
That's fucking impressive.

14:14.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:14.92
gav
Sorry, what was the other one?

14:15.77
Chibbs
There you go.

14:15.72
gav
What was the other track?

14:17.73
Chibbs
She must not roll it in the ze so Was that the same album?

14:20.15
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, it's gotta be that. Yeah.

14:21.66
gav
Yeah, it was.

14:21.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:22.31
Ryan Beveridge
Yep.

14:22.80
Chibbs
Um... And 2012, someone like you. was voted the third favorite number one single of the last 60 years in the UK.

14:32.83
gav
60. That's such an...

14:35.01
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:35.32
gav
ah Odd. What an odd pull.

14:36.64
Ryan Beveridge
That's a long time. That's a long time.

14:38.79
gav
I mean, that' that is that is much longer than my life expectancy, but like it's just such a weird number.

14:38.80
Chibbs
yeah hey Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah.

14:43.85
gav
like you Normally you go like 50 or... or Did they just decide to go from like...

14:47.81
Chibbs
Yeah, these ones where it's just like they're trying to like they they want to shoehorn shit in so they're like from the last

14:53.42
gav
Yeah.

14:55.24
Chibbs
16 and a half years and it just comes out something.

14:55.40
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah. No, I think 60 years. At that point, 60 years was probably the history of billboard charts or something like that.

14:59.01
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:02.56
Ryan Beveridge
I would imagine. but

15:04.13
Chibbs
Possibly that's true.

15:04.93
Ryan Beveridge
I don't know

15:05.54
gav
Nah fair fair.

15:06.04
Chibbs
Uh... the chorus it goes

15:07.22
gav
mr Mr. Reasonable, the trusty beverage comes here with... Yeah, listen, guys, it was probably...

15:11.53
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

15:11.77
Ryan Beveridge
Just facts, man.

15:12.25
Chibbs
yeah

15:13.04
gav
ah

15:14.32
Ryan Beveridge
The... it's It's a bit of no end.

15:15.21
gav
Let us wildly speculate, Bevo.

15:16.33
Ryan Beveridge
It's the new. new New improv technique I'm working on. No, but...

15:21.15
gav
Yeah.

15:21.42
Chibbs
No.

15:22.45
Mad Dog
hey

15:24.26
gav
It's a very no-butt podcast.

15:25.34
Chibbs
The course. Chorus goes, never mind, I'll find someone like you. I wish nothing but the best for you, too.

15:30.89
Ryan Beveridge
Ha ha.

15:34.82
Chibbs
Don't forget me, I beg.

15:36.40
Ryan Beveridge
Don't forget me!

15:36.77
Chibbs
I remember. I remember you said sometimes it lasts in love. but sometimes it hurts instead. Sometimes... It lost in love. but sometimes it hurts instead.

15:51.27
Chibbs
That's what he used to say to us

15:51.32
Ryan Beveridge
Just the... Just the image of her like... Hey, did you hear? Let's call him. Let's call him John just because of before.

15:58.69
gav
He sounds like a John.

15:59.21
Chibbs
Okay.

15:59.84
Ryan Beveridge
Did you? Do you hear John's like married, settled down. He's fucking, he's giving her all this shit that you couldn't give her. Who knows what that is? And she's just seething. she's like fuck I'm going over there to help tell him that it's not fucking over.

16:14.07
Ryan Beveridge
knock knock knock rat-a-tat-tat He opens the door. She's like. Never mind.

16:19.32
gav
ah

16:19.27
Ryan Beveridge
I'll just find... I'll just find someone like you.

16:23.39
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:23.99
gav
ah

16:24.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:24.11
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:24.97
Ryan Beveridge
And then ah just just the image of her going on all these dates and it's just like. These guys that kind of look a little bit like him. and She's just looking at me. Mmm.

16:33.60
gav
is

16:33.56
Chibbs
She's trying to put glasses on someone so can you wear these like I have perfect eyesight

16:35.32
Ryan Beveridge
yes Yeah, yeah.

16:39.50
gav
hu ah

16:42.19
Mad Dog
And...

16:42.70
gav
Can I just sprinkle some dust on your wings?

16:43.00
Mad Dog
Oh, jeez.

16:44.94
gav
Can I just... No.

16:46.82
Ryan Beveridge
There's just something so unhinged about. trying to find someone like the person you just finished dating.

16:50.95
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:52.08
gav
Yeah.

16:52.29
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:52.53
Mad Dog
Yes, yeah yeah.

16:52.92
Ryan Beveridge
Absolutely.

16:53.11
Chibbs
yeah Quit living in the past, man.

16:54.56
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

16:55.47
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:56.23
Ryan Beveridge
This is it.

16:56.36
Mad Dog
Like them.

16:56.78
Chibbs
um

16:57.76
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

16:57.90
Mad Dog
Yay.

16:58.66
Chibbs
I- Don't forget me.

16:58.79
Mad Dog
Sweet.

17:01.18
Chibbs
I beg. Like, as that's what you say as well, as you're leaving away.

17:04.64
gav
Yeah.

17:06.01
Chibbs
Just the begging part, not necessary. I find it crazy. That. He used to say to her a lot.

17:10.88
gav
crazy

17:13.70
Chibbs
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead.

17:15.26
Ryan Beveridge
i to

17:16.14
gav
Ha ha. I'm going to try that line out.

17:17.72
Ryan Beveridge
You're selling the seeds.

17:18.66
gav
I'm going to try that line out on my wife after this pod.

17:20.58
Ryan Beveridge
ah

17:21.02
Chibbs
Hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

17:23.07
gav
you know

17:23.01
Chibbs
and it's

17:23.32
Ryan Beveridge
Hey. He was sowing the seeds for months.

17:23.94
Chibbs
Not only...

17:24.02
gav
sometimes

17:25.82
Chibbs
You'd be like, are you? Breaking up with me or do you love me? I can't tell what this means at all

17:29.47
gav
ha ah i'm just I'm just saying sometimes it doesn't last, you know.

17:34.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:34.60
gav
it's ah

17:36.07
Mad Dog
Yeah. just Just.

17:37.74
gav
just just Just get used to the concept.

17:38.38
Mad Dog
kind of prep.

17:39.50
gav
Get used to the concept that some relationships finish.

17:40.15
Mad Dog
laying laying the foundation. Yeah.

17:43.76
Chibbs
But he's also saying that some don't, like some stay, like some last, you know, not this one.

17:43.80
Mad Dog
Yeah.

17:48.28
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

17:49.19
Mad Dog
Yeah.

17:49.24
Chibbs
But some do.

17:49.37
Mad Dog
yay

17:50.26
Chibbs
Not not want this one.

17:50.51
Mad Dog
it's It's possible.

17:51.12
gav
Yeah.

17:52.37
Chibbs
Not this one, no.

17:52.58
Mad Dog
yeah So you're telling me there's a chance.

17:52.57
gav
it

17:54.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:56.37
gav
I'd love it if it was more like sometimes it lasts in love, but 99 % of the time it hurts instead.

18:01.21
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:01.47
gav
It's just like he's really laying the foundations here.

18:01.77
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:01.72
Ryan Beveridge
that's

18:03.97
Chibbs
Let's do a state.

18:05.92
gav
Sometimes it lasts in love.

18:05.61
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:06.97
gav
But not in our case.

18:08.77
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah I said sometimes. I said it was interesting.

18:12.85
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

18:18.19
Chibbs
Um...

18:18.66
gav
Oh, fuck.

18:19.12
Chibbs
Charlie. Peace? You know Charlie Puth?

18:22.83
Ryan Beveridge
We did.

18:22.80
Mad Dog
Yeah, I've heard of poofs before.

18:23.41
Ryan Beveridge
Yep.

18:24.09
gav
prove Poofy.

18:24.58
Chibbs
Yeah. Hey!

18:25.20
gav
poothy What's Poofy up to?

18:25.64
Chibbs
heve He first gained notice. from his cover of someone like you that he sung with it as a duet from someone from berkeley

18:31.16
gav
Okay.

18:31.13
Ryan Beveridge
You're good.

18:34.71
Chibbs
uh whatever school of music thing that he was going to uploaded to youtube

18:37.22
Ryan Beveridge
Hmm.

18:39.94
Chibbs
And. Ellen DeGeneres. ah saw the video and then invited Puth to appear on the Ellen DeGeneres show, and and she signed him to her record label.

18:47.31
Ryan Beveridge
The little children.

18:51.29
gav
Oh, well.

18:51.56
Chibbs
That's how he started. from doing a cover of this and putting it on YouTube.

18:53.57
Ryan Beveridge
Thank you. I'm yelling.

18:55.16
gav
There you go. There you go.

18:56.05
Chibbs
And now he he fucking sung the national anthem at the Super Bowl last year.

18:58.94
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, he's got perfect pitch. He goes on Fallon all the time and stuff. and

19:02.27
Mad Dog
Yeah, right.

19:02.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:03.06
Mad Dog
Okay.

19:02.82
Ryan Beveridge
ding People ding glasses and he goes, ah, that's a shoe shop.

19:03.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:06.63
Chibbs
ah there Surely, but more people than Charlie Puth could do that, right?

19:07.15
Ryan Beveridge
This whole thing.

19:07.51
gav
That's dope.

19:09.91
Chibbs
like yeah yeah

19:10.23
gav
yeah yeah yeah it's like a

19:10.84
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

19:12.09
gav
It's not a common skill, but it is a skill.

19:12.10
Ryan Beveridge
Did you say that?

19:12.40
Chibbs
Like, why is Charlie Puth...

19:12.63
Ryan Beveridge
Did you guys see that? See that viral moment.

19:15.01
Chibbs
Perfect pitch, Puth.

19:16.27
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

19:17.05
Mad Dog
you

19:17.53
Ryan Beveridge
Puthic pitch.

19:17.94
gav
hu

19:18.62
Ryan Beveridge
Did you see that viral?

19:20.29
gav
We think bitch.

19:20.07
Ryan Beveridge
It was Martha Reeves singing the National Anthem.

19:24.70
gav
Yeah, I saw that clip.

19:24.73
Ryan Beveridge
Have you guys seen that yet?

19:25.86
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah

19:26.81
Ryan Beveridge
it's It's pretty bad. She's got a super wide vibrato.

19:28.05
gav
It's...

19:29.58
Ryan Beveridge
It's like... yeah I can't do it with my voice cooked.

19:30.93
gav
Yeah, she was and and she was saying that like the fallback was like she couldn't hear herself.

19:31.11
Mad Dog
a

19:34.29
Ryan Beveridge
oh i should blame it everyone but herself but yeah

19:35.30
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

19:35.86
Chibbs
What was this at?

19:37.48
Ryan Beveridge
She sang the anthem at, I think it was like a women's baseball. game or something.

19:42.20
Chibbs
Who did?

19:42.41
Ryan Beveridge
Come on.

19:42.96
Mad Dog
Aww.

19:43.45
Ryan Beveridge
Martha Reeves from... ah She did Heat Wave and Dancing in the Street.

19:46.85
Mad Dog
Yes.

19:47.54
Ryan Beveridge
and

19:48.60
Chibbs
Right.

19:48.66
Mad Dog
I think I did see this.

19:49.16
Ryan Beveridge
famous Motown sort of, but.

19:49.62
gav
clips The clip's not great.

19:50.22
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:50.78
Chibbs
Alright.

19:50.93
gav
The clip's not great.

19:51.68
Ryan Beveridge
Currently, she's she's like 80 years old and her vibrato is so wide that she sounds like...

19:55.13
gav
who Yeah.

19:56.23
Ryan Beveridge
ah

19:57.43
Chibbs
All right, hectic. Was it as good as Fergie's national anthem?

19:59.12
Ryan Beveridge
It's pretty gnarly. Well, people are saying that this has knocked Fergie off the... the perch.

20:04.20
Chibbs
Oh, this is worse.

20:04.16
Ryan Beveridge
perch

20:04.45
Mad Dog
Oh, interesting.

20:05.19
Ryan Beveridge
Same.

20:05.55
Mad Dog
Wow.

20:05.31
Chibbs
This is recent.

20:05.61
Ryan Beveridge
Anyway, anyway. Back around to Charlie Puth as he's in the comments section going... Her pitch is still good. It's just that her vibrato is so wide that it's...

20:13.38
Chibbs
Oh, listen to Perth.

20:14.49
Ryan Beveridge
She's still in K .E.

20:14.66
gav
Yeah, listen to Poofy.

20:14.98
Chibbs
Who's the authority on pitch?

20:16.40
gav
Perfect pitch.

20:17.36
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

20:17.87
Chibbs
ah Yeah. yeah

20:19.19
Mad Dog
Poo sick bitch.

20:19.22
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah. Peace. To the secret.

20:20.92
Mad Dog
Is that a shirt?

20:21.09
Ryan Beveridge
gri

20:22.57
Chibbs
Boothic bitch.

20:23.02
Ryan Beveridge
It is.

20:23.42
gav
That's... Look, we...

20:24.30
Chibbs
Perfect pitch authority.

20:25.20
gav
We have we have some niche shirts, but who think Peach is too fucking niche?

20:27.10
Chibbs
it's

20:28.55
Mad Dog
Is it Puth with like a little pitch finder, like a little pan pipe?

20:31.77
Ryan Beveridge
and I feel like Pooh the Gritch is better than some of the other ones.

20:33.22
Mad Dog
kind of thing.

20:34.87
gav
Oh my god, I'm not saying it's...

20:34.88
Chibbs
Pussy pitch? Yeah, we had one about an obscure pussycat doll, didn't we?

20:36.72
gav
ah

20:38.41
Ryan Beveridge
Just have... Charlie Puth with his finger up to his ear and it's in a little note. something

20:42.44
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:42.33
gav
ah

20:44.01
Mad Dog
Pussy. Bitch.

20:45.95
Chibbs
Boothic Pitch Authority. That's the thing. That's what you do.

20:49.08
gav
ah

20:49.57
Chibbs
of this. Right.

20:51.23
gav
Oh Jesus.

20:51.73
Chibbs
ah Verse two, verse two, it goes. You know how the time flies. Only yesterday was the time of our lives. We were born and raised in a summer haze. Bound by the surprise of our glory days.

21:08.15
Ryan Beveridge
See now I'm starting to wonder if the relationship ended yesterday.

21:08.02
gav
About glory holes.

21:12.11
Ryan Beveridge
And that's why she's like, this isn't over.

21:12.69
gav
Ugh.

21:13.93
Ryan Beveridge
Like, this was fucking yesterday.

21:16.33
Chibbs
He got married the next day.

21:16.36
Ryan Beveridge
and haste

21:16.78
gav
And he's...

21:17.37
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

21:17.35
gav
He's married. Yeah.

21:18.47
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah. he's gone the full hog he's like just falling in love with someone else got married settled down

21:19.43
gav
Um...

21:23.66
Chibbs
Met someone in the eye. just going around on the eye and...

21:25.33
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah. These chicken tigger.

21:27.86
Chibbs
fell in love, got married on a full rotation.

21:28.84
Mad Dog
ha

21:30.82
gav
but but

21:30.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:32.44
gav
Um...

21:32.84
Chibbs
Right.

21:32.50
Ryan Beveridge
It happens. Nothing to Britney Spears.

21:33.61
gav
Born and raised in a summer haze, are they... One year old? At this point in time? Or... Like three months old?

21:42.94
Ryan Beveridge
Goodbye.

21:43.88
gav
I'm, I'm, I'm...

21:43.92
Ryan Beveridge
Could be.

21:44.22
Chibbs
is Was that your were they was is that your glory days, Gav? Three months.

21:48.13
gav
Honestly, zero.

21:48.32
Mad Dog
hu

21:49.48
Chibbs
Three months on.

21:49.71
gav
I was born in...

21:50.35
Chibbs
I used to shit myself, fucking piss wherever I um wanted.

21:52.17
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:52.25
gav
I was born, I was born in February.

21:53.73
Mad Dog
Wish I could go back to those days.

21:54.76
gav
i ah You know, I feel like...

21:56.41
Chibbs
Cry for food.

21:57.86
gav
my my first three months was absolutely my peak there's no doubt about that it's been a and it was a relatively rapid decline six to twelve months absolute cunt and even lower since then honestly it's just

21:58.63
Chibbs
It's...

22:01.46
Mad Dog
ha

22:08.95
gav
It's been.

22:08.83
Mad Dog
hu

22:09.37
Chibbs
Now he's getting executed and he's asleep.

22:11.11
gav
ah And that's a good that's a dream for me. That's good.

22:14.10
Chibbs
Yeah, it wasn't. I had a wonderful dream.

22:17.44
gav
ah Honey.

22:17.73
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's not a nightmare

22:19.23
gav
Honey, I've just had the most amazing dream.

22:19.61
Mad Dog
That's just a dream.

22:22.38
gav
Oh, it's...

22:22.35
Ryan Beveridge
ah

22:22.52
Chibbs
What's wild is you got capped and didn't like didn't wake up at the shot, like stayed with it as you bled out on the floor of your living room.

22:28.57
gav
No, I fully fucking faded out too. It was like... and and know And I was like fully having to, like the guy had leveled the pistol. i to I was staring him down and then it was just like.

22:39.30
gav
watch the finger just start to flex then just Fucking whacked lights out. It was...

22:43.65
Ryan Beveridge
See, ah Like.

22:43.96
gav
Just.

22:45.05
Ryan Beveridge
to really kill the mood here is that i said this to gavin too is that

22:45.57
gav
Fuck.

22:48.76
Ryan Beveridge
He probably was dying. Like he was probably choking on his own spit or something. And his body was like processing it by thinking it was shot.

22:56.52
gav
yeah

22:57.30
Chibbs
Going into the afterlife is like...

22:58.42
gav
Yeah. yeah you You thought choking was bad? You're also getting executed, cunt.

23:06.46
Chibbs
yeah

23:09.69
gav
um Anyway, then I...

23:08.99
Ryan Beveridge
Um...

23:09.03
Chibbs
of

23:09.79
Ryan Beveridge
Oh, we laugh. We he laugh.

23:10.75
Chibbs
Apparently...

23:10.96
gav
then then ah Then eventually I woke up and I was like, ah.

23:11.56
Mad Dog
ah

23:11.86
Chibbs
Apparently it's.

23:13.39
Ryan Beveridge
We have a good time. and Amen.

23:15.60
gav
On the...

23:16.31
Ryan Beveridge
Uh, rats.

23:16.35
Chibbs
yeah but Gotta go to work.

23:16.91
gav
yeah

23:17.77
Chibbs
Gotta go to work.

23:19.29
gav
Aww.

23:19.37
Ryan Beveridge
I'm going to die a different way.

23:20.83
gav
Aww.

23:22.11
Chibbs
Um. Adele it's not 100 % confirmed but she is apparently married Now to Rich Paul.

23:24.02
Ryan Beveridge
Gotta to go to work.

23:29.24
Ryan Beveridge
ah

23:30.99
Chibbs
Do you know how rich Paul is?

23:31.09
Ryan Beveridge
Rich Paul.

23:31.19
Mad Dog
o

23:33.00
gav
ah broke Broke Paul's brother.

23:33.36
Ryan Beveridge
McCartney?

23:36.21
Chibbs
Now, no Rich Paul started... Clutch Sports Management.

23:38.78
gav
Paul's parts.

23:41.24
Chibbs
And is LeBron James' ah lifetime friend and agent.

23:46.58
Ryan Beveridge
Is his name Richard Paul or is he like is that his nickname, like Rich Paul?

23:46.79
gav
Jesus.

23:50.39
Chibbs
rich

23:50.46
Ryan Beveridge
Go, Boris.

23:51.19
Chibbs
Rich Paul.

23:51.31
Ryan Beveridge
Goodbye. Go borrow some money off Rich Paul.

23:52.33
Chibbs
Rich. Stay Miss.

23:53.47
gav
ah

23:54.13
Chibbs
I think it's probably short for Richard, I would imagine. Yeah.

23:56.93
Mad Dog
Dickie Paul.

23:57.49
Chibbs
me

23:57.19
gav
Yeah.

23:57.97
Ryan Beveridge
Oh, Dick Paul.

23:58.44
Chibbs
Adele, the British song, is married to Like. American. Sports businessman, Rich Paul.

24:07.83
Mad Dog
Yet.

24:07.87
Chibbs
Who? is like one of the biggest sports agents in the world.

24:11.44
gav
Yeah, that's some that tracks.

24:11.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:13.30
Ryan Beveridge
Well.

24:13.50
gav
Opposites attract and all that.

24:14.75
Ryan Beveridge
So who's knocking on her door?

24:17.12
Chibbs
Well, I looked, at ah yeah, well so well, I had to look up and see the net worth as well, like the with both of them.

24:17.20
Ryan Beveridge
Now... This guy. Yeah.

24:21.100
gav
Are we going to?

24:22.86
Chibbs
but

24:22.89
gav
Yep, yep.

24:23.66
Mad Dog
Yeah, I'm sure they're going all right.

24:23.68
Chibbs
We'll get there. we'll get this

24:24.56
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, so...

24:24.77
gav
We'll get there.

24:25.56
Ryan Beveridge
The tables have turned and the fucking...

24:25.91
Chibbs
And they're doing all right.

24:27.67
Ryan Beveridge
Old mate that got settled down. He's now knocking on her door like, where's Rich Paul?

24:31.96
Chibbs
Can I meet LeBron?

24:32.03
Ryan Beveridge
Where is he? you

24:33.85
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

24:34.79
Mad Dog
Heh.

24:35.15
gav
Yeah. i'd love it if adele adele answers the door and she's just like huh come crawling back and he's just like i'm here to see rich paul i'm here to see and we' where's rich turns out they were fucking the whole time

24:36.64
Chibbs
Um,

24:41.60
Ryan Beveridge
Never mind.

24:48.71
Chibbs
what ah What a turn. The pre-chorus.

24:49.91
Mad Dog
Rich.

24:49.89
gav
What a twist.

24:51.38
Chibbs
Uh... Same thing, isn't it?

24:54.18
gav
Uninvited, yeah, yep, yep, yep.

24:54.62
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:55.90
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, we got a like a bridge I guess

24:56.51
Chibbs
All right, so all the same until we get to the bridge. The bridge goes. Nothing compares, no worries or cares. regrets and mistakes, they're memories made.

25:08.18
Chibbs
Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste?

25:13.97
gav
Hmm.

25:14.15
Ryan Beveridge
but she's gone She's gone through the five stages of grief in here, hasn't she?

25:16.56
Chibbs
She has. She did it pretty quick as well. She's processed this all very well.

25:18.72
Ryan Beveridge
Denial. denial, bargaining, anger. depression and acceptance. of the five.

25:27.50
Mad Dog
She's covered them all away.

25:27.85
Chibbs
Yeah, she really has.

25:28.66
Mad Dog
Yeah, pretty much.

25:28.91
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

25:30.12
Mad Dog
yeah

25:30.90
Chibbs
Do you think this was done on purpose?

25:31.04
Ryan Beveridge
He's come full circle. I just fucking, it.

25:33.78
gav
I feel like...

25:34.30
Mad Dog
Maybe.

25:35.76
Ryan Beveridge
Nevermind is such a crack up.

25:38.53
gav
G.

25:38.72
Mad Dog
ah na Easy come, easy go.

25:38.72
Ryan Beveridge
After a few seconds.

25:39.30
gav
do do you reckon the Do you reckon the five stages...

25:41.88
Ryan Beveridge
Eh, never mind.

25:41.74
gav
do you reckon Do you reckon the five stages of denial or grief, whatever it was you just mentioned, line up with the Kinsey scale as well? can we Is there a correlation?

25:47.62
Ryan Beveridge
thank

25:47.73
Chibbs
so one It's a one to six sort of thing.

25:49.46
gav
it's a wonder is there a correlation here between the grieving and the kinsey scale I'm mean my i'm in my super gay grieving era.

25:49.99
Chibbs
scale.

25:54.13
Mad Dog
The Kinsey.

25:55.67
Ryan Beveridge
Could be. Good.

25:56.89
Chibbs
ah I'm about a four and a half on the Kinsey at the moment.

26:00.68
gav
ah

26:01.16
Ryan Beveridge
A four on the Kinsey, but only a two on the...

26:01.56
Chibbs
adele turned up ah Adele turned up on my doorstep and was telling me she's still in a relationship. And I'll tell you what, I'm i'm almost hitting her. Five on the Kinsey.

26:09.48
Mad Dog
ah

26:09.61
gav
I'm getting real close.

26:10.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:10.80
gav
I'm getting a real top end of the Kinsey about this one.

26:12.96
Mad Dog
and The Kinsey. Yeah.

26:16.03
Chibbs
um

26:17.28
Mad Dog
Hmm.

26:17.28
Chibbs
Yeah. uh yeah really not selling this because it's just that whole like regrets and mistakes memories hey like she's trying to walk away back off the doorstep like just like uh yeah yeah yeah yeah i wrote i remember but the the all the regrets and the mistakes and uh

26:20.91
gav
yeah

26:27.86
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah. Never mind. Never mind. I just had a... A momentary lapse of reason.

26:36.43
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

26:36.54
Ryan Beveridge
as Big Floyd would say.

26:36.83
gav
ah

26:39.64
Chibbs
Anyway, enjoy your curry.

26:42.22
gav
i see I see all your dreams came true.

26:42.84
Mad Dog
ah

26:45.62
gav
Very nice.

26:46.24
Chibbs
yeah Very nice.

26:46.08
gav
Very nice.

26:46.54
Ryan Beveridge
I'll see you next in line for the eyes.

26:47.09
Chibbs
Never mind. Never mind.

26:47.96
Ryan Beveridge
so yeah

26:48.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

26:49.02
gav
ah

26:50.45
Mad Dog
Yeah.

26:51.29
Chibbs
That's it. This one. He just simply said, oh, ah I've been married for about three years. He's like, oh, shit, all right, well, never mind. no

26:59.93
Ryan Beveridge
Hello.

27:00.98
Chibbs
Yeah. go have to find someone similar.

27:03.98
Ryan Beveridge
I'll just go write the best.

27:04.62
Mad Dog
ah

27:05.61
Ryan Beveridge
Might just go write the top-selling album of all time.

27:08.29
Mad Dog
Damn.

27:07.100
Chibbs
yeah that's right yeah yeah yeah i do remember you always said that sometimes it lasts in love

27:12.69
gav
ah

27:14.39
Chibbs
Yeah. but sometimes it hurts.

27:15.40
Mad Dog
I've remembered those words

27:15.34
gav
He's just in the background like, I never i never said that. That's fucking weird.

27:18.100
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, those words don't even make sense in that order.

27:22.06
gav
since

27:23.32
Chibbs
but What are you talking about?

27:27.14
gav
what the What the fuck? All right.

27:29.61
Chibbs
You know what?

27:29.92
gav
ah

27:30.39
Chibbs
Oh, f- Fuck!

27:34.36
Chibbs
ah

27:34.71
gav
All right That's the lyrics.

27:40.14
gav
a

27:40.56
Chibbs
Om? Throwing it out there. Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead is fucking.

27:45.03
gav
ah

27:47.26
Chibbs
Terrible. Great when she sings it. Bad. in writing.

27:53.25
gav
Yeah.

27:55.99
Mad Dog
I hate to turn up out of the blue.

27:59.04
gav
ah

27:59.65
Chibbs
But I have.

28:00.13
Ryan Beveridge
I'm still on.

28:00.62
gav
I did.

28:00.76
Chibbs
i hate to do it but i have i have done it

28:01.67
gav
ah ah

28:03.26
Mad Dog
But here I am.

28:03.40
Ryan Beveridge
i'm just still on like it's the the title someone like you never mind i'll find someone like you

28:08.76
Mad Dog
Yeah. Someone.

28:10.42
Ryan Beveridge
that's like i'll I'll just go to Aldi and get the fucking rip-off version of you.

28:10.70
Chibbs
yeah It's... Another thing for him, he's like, don't.

28:14.00
Mad Dog
hu

28:14.61
Chibbs
i die, die, die, someone someone die for someone

28:14.87
Mad Dog
Yeah. Señor Spilbergo.

28:20.47
Chibbs
His South American equivalent.

28:20.88
gav
hu

28:20.72
Ryan Beveridge
What's that? Is it the Flight of the Conchords episode in season two where he's like... hanging out with Art Garfunkel impersonator.

28:26.40
gav
Yeah.

28:27.59
Chibbs
yeah

28:29.27
gav
and and the chick And the chick that's fucking um obsessed with him, it turns out she was dating Art Garfunkel. Is that the whole, that's the punch?

28:36.01
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:36.97
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

28:37.75
gav
Love it. um I also don't, I mean, as far as those lyrics go, don't forget me, I beg. The I beg in there is alarming.

28:44.64
Chibbs
Yes.

28:44.38
Mad Dog
Yeah.

28:45.47
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

28:47.36
gav
Um. a lot of options a lot of options

28:50.15
Ryan Beveridge
Hmm.

28:50.80
gav
Um...

28:52.92
Mad Dog
Yeah, sometimes.

28:53.43
Ryan Beveridge
I think we all got different we all got different ones on that one, so that's okay.

28:54.87
Mad Dog
Sometimes it hurts in love.

28:57.91
Chibbs
Yeah, stupid lyrics, stupid lyrics.

28:59.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

28:59.75
Chibbs
All right, they were hits in 2011. Let's go.

29:10.93
gav
Alright.

29:11.04
Chibbs
All right. Um...

29:12.07
gav
Fuck, I'm excited. 2011, it's right in the right in the bracket.

29:13.48
Chibbs
Yeah. I don't know if we've dunt we haven't done 2011 yet, I think.

29:15.92
gav
no we haven't we haven't

29:17.91
Ryan Beveridge
Gautier.

29:17.99
Chibbs
Okay. uh

29:18.65
Ryan Beveridge
Can you hear some waves?

29:19.21
gav
Yeah, I was just about to say, we're Gortier and Kimber territory here.

29:19.65
Chibbs
Yay.

29:22.33
Chibbs
Yeah, 100 % we are. Let's kick it off with that then. Somebody that I used to know by Gautier.

29:25.37
gav
Go on then.

29:28.29
Chibbs
Goat.

29:28.30
Ryan Beveridge
Somebody like you.

29:29.23
Chibbs
Got ye.

29:29.46
gav
Got ye. Got you.

29:31.20
Chibbs
Got ya.

29:30.92
gav
Love Gautier, man. Fucking love Gautier.

29:32.71
Chibbs
um Or... We are young by fun.

29:37.71
gav
We are young.

29:39.27
Ryan Beveridge
Got you AF, mate.

29:39.61
Chibbs
No, that's not it.

29:39.43
gav
We are free. ah <unk>

29:42.36
Ryan Beveridge
Beauty and the Beast.

29:41.89
Chibbs
it la Da-da

29:42.79
Ryan Beveridge
We are young. We are free. We are all together.

29:45.34
Chibbs
your

29:46.19
Ryan Beveridge
we

29:46.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:47.28
gav
Um... I'm going, Gordy. I fucking... that's that's not his best That's not even the best song on that album. Making Mirrors was a fucking good album and there was better songs than that.

29:53.47
Ryan Beveridge
It's just... a Shame it got so overplayed that it ruined the song because it's a good song.

29:58.73
gav
Yeah.

29:58.67
Ryan Beveridge
that's what I'll say about that

29:59.46
gav
the the yeah I fucking love Gordie, man. Wally DeBacker is a goddamn Australian icon.

30:03.97
Chibbs
Thank you.

30:03.89
gav
Absolute legend.

30:04.29
Ryan Beveridge
Dougie, I'm guessing you're in agreeance there.

30:05.00
gav
Um,

30:07.74
Chibbs
Fun's gone. No fun.

30:09.20
gav
Is Dougie still on the... Is Dougie still in the chat?

30:11.71
Mad Dog
Yeah, I'm here. I'll go gotcha.

30:12.57
gav
Okay. ah Got you.

30:14.21
Chibbs
All right, no fun.

30:15.01
Ryan Beveridge
Good.

30:15.13
gav
Peace.

30:15.58
Chibbs
Fun's gone.

30:15.66
gav
He's got you.

30:16.23
Chibbs
Fun's gone.

30:16.52
Ryan Beveridge
No fun.

30:17.11
Chibbs
Alright.

30:16.76
Ryan Beveridge
No fun at all.

30:17.72
Chibbs
We've got Somebody That I Used To Know or Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5.

30:21.37
Ryan Beveridge
Fuck that song.

30:22.80
gav
Yeah, fuck that song hard.

30:23.10
Ryan Beveridge
we We haven't done that one.

30:23.90
gav
It's still still very much good. Yeah, actually put that on the list. Fuck that song so hard, put it on the list.

30:27.46
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. ah It's a tough one. Tough one. Somebody That I Used to Know or Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen.

30:37.01
gav
Whoa.

30:37.02
Ryan Beveridge
No.

30:38.68
gav
Shit.

30:39.39
Ryan Beveridge
Call me maybe.

30:39.64
Chibbs
Yeah, tough tough

30:40.38
gav
Yeah.

30:40.74
Ryan Beveridge
It's called me maybe for me.

30:41.09
gav
Call me... Call me maybe. So we did that song for our at the live episode that we did.

30:45.63
Ryan Beveridge
Live episode, yeah.

30:47.34
Chibbs
Hmm.

30:47.14
gav
And. I think. I was just like. This is one of my favorite songs. This song kicks ass.

30:53.08
Ryan Beveridge
i just I always appreciate a well-written pop song and that is one of the best.

30:55.61
gav
Oh, fucking 100%.

30:55.99
Chibbs
It's a great song.

30:56.75
gav
That song... boots like a motherfucker yeah absolutely absolutely call me maybe and i yeah

30:59.86
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

31:02.58
gav
Sorry, Doggy, you want to jump in as well? Or would you have gone...

31:04.60
Mad Dog
No, no, I'm happy with that

31:05.64
gav
Would you have would you have gone there?

31:06.33
Chibbs
Jepson?

31:06.62
gav
would you

31:07.59
Ryan Beveridge
Tepson.

31:07.84
gav
Yep.

31:08.86
Ryan Beveridge
Meet George Jepson.

31:13.41
gav
hu

31:13.66
Chibbs
That's a shirt.

31:14.67
gav
That might be a shirt.

31:15.27
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:15.60
gav
yeah ah The question is, though.

31:17.87
Mad Dog
His boy, Elrond.

31:19.92
gav
The question is, is it George Jetson in Carly Rae Jepsen's like appearance or is it Carly Rae Jepsen in the Jetsons like in their little bubble spaceship or something?

31:27.83
Ryan Beveridge
From the vehicle. Yeah, I think that's... That's more possible.

31:31.46
gav
Carly Rae Jetson.

31:31.38
Mad Dog
Jepson.

31:31.47
Chibbs
I don't know if Callie Rae Jepsen has like a, does she have a gimmick?

31:31.62
Ryan Beveridge
All right.

31:33.87
gav
Carly Rae Jetson.

31:33.73
Mad Dog
You're right.

31:36.01
Chibbs
Does she have a gimmick? Does she wear a hat of some sort that you can tell that that is Carly Rae Jepsen?

31:40.00
Ryan Beveridge
and know

31:41.08
Chibbs
No. Okay.

31:41.66
gav
I think if you just said Carly Rae Jetson and had her in the spaceship or something, that would fly. That would work.

31:47.29
Chibbs
No.

31:47.36
Ryan Beveridge
Call me Spicely, or something.

31:48.51
Chibbs
Nah. George Jepson.

31:49.28
gav
Fuck.

31:50.49
Chibbs
Nothing but George Jepson.

31:51.27
Mad Dog
George.

31:51.85
gav
Wait, is it Jets?

31:52.55
Mad Dog
Jepson.

31:53.46
gav
Oh, no, Jets.

31:53.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:54.00
gav
Okay, yeah, I see.

31:54.79
Ryan Beveridge
shit

31:54.100
gav
You've gone for George.

31:55.51
Chibbs
it

31:57.04
gav
Jesus fuck. Okay, let's move on.

31:58.68
Chibbs
ah Okay.

31:59.02
gav
It's Call Me Baby.

31:59.70
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

32:00.27
Chibbs
Call me maybe. By Jepson. or Lonely Boy by the Black Keys.

32:05.98
gav
ah Fuck.

32:06.69
Ryan Beveridge
I hate that song.

32:08.04
gav
Really?

32:08.44
Chibbs
and da up and app but La bye bye bye.

32:08.87
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

32:09.58
gav
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

32:11.58
Chibbs
It also got overplayed but

32:13.18
gav
Yeah, you're right.

32:13.26
Ryan Beveridge
it's why like Cover bands love to do it and no one enjoys it.

32:13.57
Chibbs
Yeah, it's a good song.

32:15.87
Ryan Beveridge
I don't think

32:16.34
gav
Another one of those songs that's not even the best song on that album.

32:19.28
Chibbs
Nowhere near it.

32:19.40
gav
That's... nowhere near.

32:20.48
Chibbs
It's probably ninth. Best song on that album.

32:21.98
gav
Yeah, that's that's honestly it. It's so bizarre that that's the one that got...

32:24.24
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:25.96
gav
that famous it was the film clip that helped it along obviously but

32:26.93
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, it was, yeah.

32:29.48
gav
Um... Call me, maybe you still got it. I think.

32:32.87
Chibbs
Okay. All right. Blackie's gone. Call Me Maybe by Jepsen or Under the Cover of Darkness by The Strokes.

32:35.85
gav
Fuck, it that's tough.

32:42.82
gav
Eh.

32:42.64
Ryan Beveridge
Is that the one that you did for your...

32:44.14
Chibbs
It is the one that I did for the live episode.

32:44.00
Ryan Beveridge
um Yeah, that's ah that's just made my playlist actually because it came up on a shuffle, like a random shuffle.

32:47.92
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah it did. yeah it's i think it's the best stroke song

32:49.58
Ryan Beveridge
in it need new d

32:53.61
Chibbs
Yeah. Bow, bow, bow. Doo doo doo doo, bow bow. Yeah. but you know

33:01.53
gav
Hmm.

33:01.16
Ryan Beveridge
It's a close race, but it's...

33:01.54
Chibbs
So I'm not picking.

33:02.69
Ryan Beveridge
Call me, maybe, for me.

33:03.16
Chibbs
I'm not picking.

33:03.45
gav
Yeah, i'm I'm still on. What do you reckon, doggy? Still call me maybe?

33:08.77
Mad Dog
ah Yeah, I'm happy to stick with it.

33:11.11
gav
Bye.

33:11.01
Chibbs
Jepson's fucking running home here. All right. Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen or Bangarang by Skrillex. Bam.

33:21.70
Chibbs
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. Blah blah blah.

33:23.25
gav
Aw yikes! Um... Uh...

33:27.90
Chibbs
Bangarang!

33:30.61
gav
Kobe maybe has the staying power. Bangarang was a fucking big track at the time.

33:33.49
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah. It was fun at the time, but yeah.

33:35.95
gav
It was a lot of fun at the time, but... If it came on now, I'd like chuckle about it. I wouldn't be, I wouldn't be grieving.

33:41.18
Chibbs
I wouldn't.

33:41.85
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, Colin Mays is a Hall of Famer, isn't he?

33:42.06
Chibbs
Fuck yeah. I don't think you listened to it long enough.

33:44.65
gav
You're actually probably right

33:46.39
Mad Dog
I'm a Skrillex fan, so...

33:46.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:46.48
gav
i to listen i i used to I used to listen to a good bit of dubstep back in the day.

33:47.18
Ryan Beveridge
Boom.

33:49.86
gav
That was that was a thing.

33:50.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:50.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.

33:51.79
gav
But um no, I'm still on Call Me Maybe.

33:53.68
Chibbs
All right Jepson Skrillex gone. See you later Jepsen or We Found Love by Rihanna?

34:02.84
Ryan Beveridge
We found love in a hopeless place.

34:03.19
gav
ah that's a good song too honestly that's a good fucking song but it's it's still it's still call me maybe for me

34:06.44
Ryan Beveridge
Eh. Doesn't do it for me. Yep.

34:10.21
Chibbs
Yeah.

34:10.90
Mad Dog
Yep.

34:10.89
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay. Call Me Maybe or Super Bass by Nicki Minaj.

34:18.75
Ryan Beveridge
That's another one for the list, I think.

34:19.89
gav
but Yeah.

34:20.61
Chibbs
I think it is on.

34:21.25
Ryan Beveridge
certainly yeah yeah Yeah, we have done it, actually.

34:21.31
Chibbs
that We've done it. We've done it.

34:23.07
Ryan Beveridge
show

34:23.19
Chibbs
Yeah. We've done it. We've done an arc and Jepson's running behind me.

34:26.13
Ryan Beveridge
What's that? There's like a Saturday Night Live joke where the... It's super bass, but you could read it as superb ass because it's all one word.

34:32.93
Mad Dog
ah

34:32.72
Chibbs
but Yeah.

34:32.69
gav
Yeah, nice.

34:33.06
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

34:33.55
gav
Nice.

34:34.16
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

34:34.33
Chibbs
uh 2011 really not a great Not a great year.

34:38.45
Ryan Beveridge
na

34:38.86
Chibbs
to be fair.

34:39.17
gav
Nah.

34:39.22
Mad Dog
No. ay Doesn't sound like it

34:40.66
Chibbs
Yeah. No.

34:41.77
gav
Um,

34:42.46
Chibbs
All right, Jepson running home. Here we go. This is it.

34:45.52
gav
all Alright.

34:46.20
Chibbs
You've got Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen. or Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO.

34:51.51
gav
Fuck off sexy and I know that songs not good

34:55.31
Ryan Beveridge
Do you remember? Do you remember when we did the Jepstead episode? live and I called her Jeppo and it was like, that sounds like a slur.

34:59.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:01.55
Mad Dog
Jeppo.

35:02.41
gav
That it sounds like such a slur.

35:03.66
Chibbs
It does sound like a slur.

35:04.40
gav
Even you saying it just then, the hair stood up on the back of my neck. I was like, ooh.

35:07.53
Mad Dog
Yeah.

35:07.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:08.47
gav
Careful, Bevo.

35:07.99
Mad Dog
for that.

35:08.52
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

35:09.73
Ryan Beveridge
Chipper.

35:09.29
gav
I don't know which minority is going to write in but someone's pissed off at you right now.

35:10.95
Chibbs
yeah

35:12.06
Mad Dog
Yeah.

35:12.99
Chibbs
So, yeah, hey yeah.

35:14.23
Mad Dog
Raise your hand if you're offended by this.

35:16.14
gav
yeah

35:16.52
Mad Dog
Sandpanda.

35:17.48
Chibbs
yeah ah

35:20.79
Ryan Beveridge
Here's a shirt. Here's a shirt. Carly Rae Jepepsen, and it's Geppetto from Pinocchio.

35:22.43
Mad Dog
Yeah.

35:27.10
gav
Jesus.

35:38.85
Chibbs
There is a conspiracy all over Reddit that I came across as I was looking for a conspiracy to do with Adele and and all and all this song.

35:44.10
gav
two

35:49.55
Chibbs
And this popped up, this kept popping up everywhere.

35:49.51
Ryan Beveridge
Not Charlie Puth.

35:52.68
Chibbs
that apparently There is an internet conspiracy that Adele and Sam Smith are the same person.

35:59.05
gav
Aww.

35:59.08
Ryan Beveridge
hu

35:59.10
gav
I love that.

35:59.88
Mad Dog
Ah, yes. yeah

36:00.63
gav
That's fun.

36:00.91
Chibbs
Yeah. ah The internet conspiracy kicked in around 2018 when someone slowed down Adele's hello and people noticed that the voice sounded freakishly like Sam Smith.

36:12.05
gav
So fun.

36:13.79
Chibbs
ah and And then it reminded me, I did this with... M &M and... jay-z or something i think it's like if you speed jay-z up it sounds exactly like eminem

36:20.13
Ryan Beveridge
Hmm.

36:24.79
Ryan Beveridge
Hmm. I guess it just goes to show that voices are all just...

36:25.74
Mad Dog
Okay.

36:27.94
Ryan Beveridge
Different pitched versions of the same thing. You look up.

36:30.70
Chibbs
but

36:32.21
gav
ah

36:33.13
Chibbs
Yeah, but, yeah there's ah like yeah, people really got on board. As soon as they were like... we'll pitch that down and slow it down and that sounds exactly like sam smith and you're like

36:40.97
Ryan Beveridge
Did you guys ever see that video of Adele?

36:41.80
Chibbs
Yeah. Yes.

36:42.74
Ryan Beveridge
She enters like an Adele.

36:44.33
gav
i was thinking about that when we yeah I was thinking about that when we wrote this, when we chose to do this episode.

36:46.03
Ryan Beveridge
Um... It's like a lookalike, soundalike concert and she dresses she puts on like a fake nose and does it.

36:49.82
gav
Yeah.

36:52.71
Ryan Beveridge
And it's yeah's it's funny.

36:53.90
Chibbs
Does she win?

36:54.27
gav
Was it? No, like, it's it's run it's, like, run by, like, everyone. the production, everyone's in on it. And the whole thing is that it's kind of like a treat for the big Adele fans that are mimicking Adele.

37:04.12
Chibbs
Ah, shit.

37:05.02
gav
So it's like.

37:05.32
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

37:05.17
Chibbs
Isn't there like some famous story about some...

37:06.91
gav
Yeah, Charlie Chaplin. Charlie Chaplin came third in a Charlie...

37:08.82
Chibbs
So it came second or third?

37:10.17
gav
Third, third. And the funnily enough, the the the chick from um Muriel's wedding that did that, you're terrible, Muriel.

37:17.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:18.02
gav
She called into a radio show to do the Your Terrible Muriel. against other people i guess who are all trying to say it the best and she didn't win that shit either

37:24.16
Chibbs
all Alright.

37:25.61
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah. Uh, me.

37:27.52
gav
I don't know.

37:27.96
Ryan Beveridge
one of those like It's one of those eternal stories that... It keeps getting... attributed to different people but

37:33.53
gav
Yep.

37:33.67
Ryan Beveridge
Who knows?

37:34.76
Chibbs
Who knows?

37:34.50
gav
Um...

37:34.54
Ryan Beveridge
What the real truth is.

37:47.32
Chibbs
Adele's net worth in 2026. What do you reckon, Gav?

37:49.78
gav
This is hard. This is fucking genuinely difficult. It's gonna be...

37:54.11
Chibbs
In US dollars.

37:54.36
gav
It's going to be. Okay, in US. It's gonna be silly. It's gonna be up there. Um... I don't... Think she's on a billy. um But it's going to be up there. Let's go. um Because she'd she'd have a fragrance, right? Adele would have a fragrance.

38:15.18
gav
Does anyone know?

38:15.80
Chibbs
Yeah, I would imagine so.

38:15.72
gav
Can anyone confirm?

38:17.54
Chibbs
I don't know. Now I need.

38:19.48
gav
Um... I'm going to say she's got a fragrance. I'm going. Peace. Fuck, 600 mil.

38:27.10
Chibbs
All right, better?

38:27.81
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, 400 was in my head so I'll stick with that.

38:30.66
Chibbs
Alright, dog.

38:31.98
Mad Dog
Yeah, fuck me. um

38:33.42
gav
It's hard. It's a hard one.

38:35.39
Mad Dog
Yeah, I was low-balling. I had 250 mil in my head.

38:39.70
Ryan Beveridge
She was like...

38:39.73
gav
Quarter Billy.

38:40.20
Chibbs
Okay.

38:40.59
gav
You could be on it, though.

38:40.88
Ryan Beveridge
She was.

38:41.44
gav
That's the thing.

38:41.64
Ryan Beveridge
On top of the world when this came out.

38:41.91
gav
You could be.

38:44.03
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's true. That's true.

38:45.89
gav
Yeah. But she's also in that era where it's like digital, digital.

38:46.62
Chibbs
Yeah, but she doesn't tour and shit.

38:47.01
Ryan Beveridge
Household name.

38:47.92
Chibbs
She doesn't...

38:50.62
gav
Like she missed the CD sales.

38:52.61
Ryan Beveridge
No, CDs were still going in 2011, I reckon.

38:52.91
gav
peak as well, like...

38:53.16
Chibbs
but she even Does she even play shows? Does she tour?

38:56.38
gav
She, yeah, she tours. She tours.

38:57.83
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, she had like a DVD of the...

38:57.76
gav
She has toured.

38:59.33
Ryan Beveridge
her playing at the Royal Albert Hall or something like that.

39:02.15
Chibbs
That's down the road.

39:01.100
Ryan Beveridge
We used to watch that a lot. Down the road, innit?

39:05.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:06.65
Mad Dog
In it.

39:06.70
Chibbs
what She's not playing fucking stadiums around the world though, is she?

39:10.47
gav
She fucking absolutely is.

39:12.22
Ryan Beveridge
She's full. Well, what's she done lately?

39:13.37
gav
not recently i reckon no you're right you're right lately she's married some very wealthy american fucking businessman but

39:17.00
Ryan Beveridge
Clearly rich enough.

39:20.65
Ryan Beveridge
Also clearly rich enough that

39:21.46
Chibbs
No, shit, shit.

39:22.62
Ryan Beveridge
She doesn't have to keep putting an album out every year either. She can be juicy about it.

39:24.81
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah

39:25.88
gav
No.

39:26.42
Ryan Beveridge
so

39:27.85
gav
or she can't put out two in a year that have the same name.

39:28.33
Ryan Beveridge
Mmm.

39:31.56
Chibbs
Yeah. yes

39:33.66
gav
Fuck off, Bevo.

39:34.65
Ryan Beveridge
trip.

39:34.42
gav
That was not funny.

39:35.41
Ryan Beveridge
yeah it's It's true, though. It's funny.

39:36.85
gav
even as i even as i said it i was like Even as I said it, I was like, crickets, crickets for sure.

39:38.40
Ryan Beveridge
here's Here's my album 35 and...

39:38.66
Chibbs
um That's no joke. Yeah. Peace. Peace. He's still thinking about George Jepson.

39:49.27
Chibbs
Tickled him.

39:50.04
Ryan Beveridge
Meet George Jepsen.

39:50.77
Chibbs
Um...

39:52.67
Ryan Beveridge
Me.

39:52.36
Chibbs
Adele as of 2026

39:53.18
Ryan Beveridge
Golly Ray Jepsen.

39:54.71
Chibbs
has a net worth of 220 million US.

39:58.37
gav
oh Well done, doggy.

39:58.49
Mad Dog
There it is.

39:59.13
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, okay.

40:00.12
Chibbs
Doggies.

40:00.34
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

40:00.45
Chibbs
Doggies closed.

40:00.79
gav
Well done, doggy.

40:01.78
Chibbs
There you go

40:01.91
gav
That's good. That's good.

40:03.06
Mad Dog
There it is.

40:03.41
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:04.08
Ryan Beveridge
my dad My dad always used to...

40:04.21
Mad Dog
Yep.

40:04.36
Chibbs
Yes.

40:04.34
gav
Yeah, that was a hard one.

40:06.09
Ryan Beveridge
My dad always used to sing. Here comes George Jetson. Just way too many syllables for that.

40:11.40
Mad Dog
Yeah.

40:11.65
gav
ah

40:12.35
Ryan Beveridge
I was thinking that. It's so funny.

40:16.25
Chibbs
Alright.

40:16.37
gav
Oh. Fuck.

40:24.17
Chibbs
Says he. Mad Dog comes out way too confident and tries to turn it into a pub scrap immediately.

40:28.52
Mad Dog
oh

40:31.71
Chibbs
Adele keeps him at range, lands a couple of surprisingly heavy shots, and spends most of the first minute making him regret ever agreeing to this.

40:33.47
gav
Ha ha!

40:41.56
Chibbs
But Mad Dog survives the early barrage, gets inside, turns it ugly and drags the fight into exactly the sort of chaos he wanted. Winner. Mad Dog, TKO, round two.

40:52.84
Mad Dog
Yes.

40:53.90
Ryan Beveridge
Dougie.

40:54.05
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

40:55.16
Chibbs
Adele leaves furious, writes an album about it, sells 30 million copies and ultimately wins.

40:55.17
Mad Dog
Thanks. God, finally.

41:01.62
Chibbs
ah

41:01.80
gav
ah Yeah, yeah.

41:04.30
Mad Dog
Yeah. Fair enough. that That's sort of how I imagined it going.

41:05.79
Chibbs
Yep.

41:07.58
Mad Dog
So AI.

41:08.26
gav
O-Oz

41:09.68
Mad Dog
has got it right on this occasion

41:09.79
Chibbs
Spot on. Spot on.

41:11.22
Ryan Beveridge
Mmm.

41:11.24
gav
Can I have the conspiracy corner stinging real quick?

41:11.84
Ryan Beveridge
That's it.

41:14.95
Chibbs
Oh yeah, sure.

41:16.01
gav
Just just

41:16.89
Chibbs
so can do it

41:21.07
gav
Okay, so I didn't

41:21.39
Ryan Beveridge
Never mind.

41:22.25
gav
i didn't actually end up looking I didn't actually end up looking into this, but does anyone else remember? I'm certain there was a rumor. About. this song for years Um,

41:33.02
gav
That the guy who it was about... tried to sue her, that he was... like identifiable and and like there was there was a

41:39.68
Chibbs
Hell.

41:40.94
gav
there was There was like a weird rumor going around that like the guy was trying to. like get money out this song blew up it was the biggest song in the world and i think it was it was probably just bullshit but

41:51.49
Chibbs
Someone says cash grab.

41:51.21
gav
I remember at the time, there was like... There was a big rumor that it was like someone tried to sue for like slander or some bullshit

41:57.97
Chibbs
I do vaguely remember this.

41:59.90
gav
Yeah.

41:59.66
Ryan Beveridge
Yes, me too. but

42:01.02
gav
I looked like on the Wikipedia page.

42:01.20
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:01.17
Mad Dog
Yeah.

42:01.13
Ryan Beveridge
Not enough time.

42:01.91
Mad Dog
It's familiar.

42:03.19
gav
When I saw there was no controversy section, I was like, either that was bullshit or it's just like not made the cut. but i remember that was a big thing that i remember about this song yeah

42:09.44
Chibbs
I do remember that Yeah, I do remember that better thing. All right, let's write this shit

42:12.88
gav
Yeah.

42:24.10
Chibbs
What are we rated out of though?

42:25.26
gav
Oh, God. Moths around the flame. um Bleh. Um... How many how many how How many marriages he's had since they broke up?

42:34.24
Mad Dog
How?

42:39.09
gav
How many years it's been?

42:39.57
Mad Dog
Yeah.

42:41.04
Chibbs
How many years has it been until Adele showed up on your door?

42:44.33
gav
10 years.

42:45.30
Ryan Beveridge
How close?

42:45.93
gav
10 years. but It's not over for me.

42:47.34
Ryan Beveridge
How close to the old guy?

42:47.67
Mad Dog
Yeah, how how so similar is the person?

42:49.92
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

42:51.51
Mad Dog
She's fat.

42:51.48
Chibbs
ah At 10 is um she managed to steal, yeah, she managed to steal DNA.

42:54.16
gav
Ha ha.

42:55.02
Ryan Beveridge
Identical twin.

42:58.86
Chibbs
and like skin

42:59.52
Ryan Beveridge
He climbed him.

43:00.41
Chibbs
skin flakes or whatever and cloned him like the fly.

43:00.82
gav
um did Oh, that's a black that's a black mirror that's a Black Mirror episode for sure.

43:03.12
Mad Dog
Skin? Flakes.

43:07.14
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

43:08.58
gav
Charlie Booker, get at us.

43:10.20
Chibbs
Yeah, and a one is... um

43:12.72
Ryan Beveridge
One's like the very early days of AI where you tried to make someone recognizable. that it was just

43:16.74
gav
well will Will Smith eating spaghetti, yeah.

43:17.22
Chibbs
It's like what I used to get. Yeah, or I used to have... um Justin Bieber holding guns like that was the thing I used to do yeah used to make

43:22.97
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

43:24.77
gav
Yeah, the benchmark. Yep.

43:26.02
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

43:26.61
Chibbs
Guns. um um

43:27.06
gav
You probably can't even get fucking ChatJBT to do that shit anymore.

43:28.91
Chibbs
You can't get it to do now, but was we had a very, very small window where you could get the really bad AI graphics to get any pop star holding weapons.

43:33.18
Ryan Beveridge
Wild West.

43:37.98
Chibbs
And it would make it for you.

43:37.89
Ryan Beveridge
I did that one of Slash.

43:38.09
gav
Yeah. that's

43:39.37
Ryan Beveridge
Slash from Guns N' Roses running away from lions in the savannah.

43:39.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:42.45
Ryan Beveridge
I've still got it. actually it's

43:43.58
Chibbs
Oh, great.

43:44.47
Ryan Beveridge
It's in the old.

43:44.67
gav
That's dope.

43:45.83
Chibbs
There you go.

43:45.46
Ryan Beveridge
files.

43:45.85
gav
That's dope.

43:46.96
Chibbs
Alright, fair enough.

43:47.27
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

43:47.74
Chibbs
What do you give this out of 10, doggy?

43:48.21
gav
and'll They'll hunt you down for that.

43:52.45
Mad Dog
Yeah. um I give it a two.

43:58.61
Chibbs
Yep.

43:58.64
Mad Dog
And it would be a one, except for the fact that... I can't. Get behind anyone That does the...

44:08.94
Chibbs
but

44:09.26
Mad Dog
um

44:09.87
Chibbs
I can't get behind that.

44:11.89
Mad Dog
Yeah, no, no, that does the...

44:11.85
gav
ah

44:13.11
Ryan Beveridge
You know.

44:14.55
Mad Dog
that ridiculous pronunciation of Like, instead.

44:17.99
gav
Of what?

44:20.92
Ryan Beveridge
Oh, yeah.

44:21.17
Chibbs
what

44:21.64
Ryan Beveridge
she's

44:22.01
Mad Dog
Yeah, that was like big at the time.

44:22.52
Ryan Beveridge
i know what you mean that singing in cursive they call it she's not bad for it but she got I reckon a lot of people took her style and ran with it a bit more.

44:29.18
Mad Dog
Yes.

44:29.72
gav
you're talking more like tones and i spec right like the shit yeah yeah yeah

44:29.41
Mad Dog
Yeah.

44:30.26
Chibbs
Okay, right.

44:31.86
Mad Dog
Correct. Yes.

44:32.78
Chibbs
Oh.

44:32.53
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, it turns the eyes on the other like that far end of the spectrum

44:34.63
gav
The full heavy end of the spectrum.

44:35.93
Chibbs
I didn't even really notice that with Adele.

44:35.84
Mad Dog
Yes.

44:36.07
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

44:36.12
gav
Sure, sure, sure. I hadn't clocked that in this track, to be honest.

44:39.48
Mad Dog
She does it a little bit.

44:40.29
gav
but

44:40.61
Ryan Beveridge
ah Yeah, I see what you mean.

44:42.23
Chibbs
Okay.

44:42.27
Mad Dog
Yeah.

44:42.32
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

44:42.95
Mad Dog
So that's the only reason.

44:43.10
Chibbs
Right.

44:44.12
Mad Dog
Otherwise, it's a great song.

44:45.37
Chibbs
Okay. No, that's fair.

44:45.88
Mad Dog
I like the song.

44:46.56
Chibbs
That's a good reason why.

44:47.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

44:47.56
Chibbs
Bevo?

44:49.01
Ryan Beveridge
It's a remarkable... Song. Which I... Don't love listening to a lot. But I can admit that it's it's really well written.

45:00.14
Ryan Beveridge
her like she's i swear she starts crying at the end I don't know if you guys noticed that.

45:04.92
gav
I had not clocked that, but i I'll, yeah.

45:06.07
Ryan Beveridge
the voices break in like yeah it's like a well-recorded thing but i don't love listening to it all the time

45:11.73
Chibbs
I cry at the end of all the songs I write.

45:14.54
Ryan Beveridge
Okay.

45:14.83
Chibbs
ah

45:15.04
gav
yeah ah

45:16.47
Ryan Beveridge
Right, the old Adele song.

45:16.70
gav
ah

45:18.40
Chibbs
Yeah.

45:20.18
Ryan Beveridge
Three. Three out of ten.

45:22.15
Mad Dog
Yep.

45:22.79
Chibbs
All right Gav?

45:24.17
gav
um ah Yeah, I'm fucking right there in the same bracket. I'm giving it a three. It's obviously just a... fucking it's a bit of a masterpiece but it's one of those ones that i'm also like yeah like i'll i definitely dock a few points for the lyrics it's like It's sung. Fucking incredibly. You cannot.

45:39.38
gav
You absolutely cannot fault Adele on this.

45:41.98
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

45:42.03
gav
performance. Like it is.

45:43.21
Ryan Beveridge
This album, just, oh.

45:44.35
gav
This whole fucking album is ridiculous.

45:46.05
Chibbs
I don't know if I've even listened, I've i've never listened to an Adele album in my life.

45:45.86
Ryan Beveridge
Primo.

45:46.21
gav
We're reading the track list.

45:49.23
Ryan Beveridge
I remember at the time Dave Grohl came on. The news. saying like he was sort of saying like it's one of the few albums of its time that had real instruments on it.

45:59.85
Ryan Beveridge
And it's... played you could tell a band is playing all the songs and everything and that was refreshing at the time

46:03.26
Chibbs
Okay. It's like the Olivia Deen album.

46:05.54
Ryan Beveridge
And.

46:05.36
gav
Yeah.

46:06.91
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

46:07.08
Chibbs
that just came out.

46:07.73
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

46:08.63
Chibbs
Same. Same thing.

46:09.47
gav
Um. so yeah i mean fuck this one this album has rolling in the deep rumor has it set fire to the rain um

46:17.72
Ryan Beveridge
Turning tables I think.

46:18.81
gav
ah love Love Song, which is a fucking Cure cover with Robert Smith and someone like you.

46:18.89
Chibbs
I don't know any of that song

46:21.34
Ryan Beveridge
Thank you. yeah

46:23.28
Chibbs
I hate, I hate the cure so much.

46:23.91
gav
it's a we'll We'll get into that on another episode. But...

46:28.10
Chibbs
Okay.

46:28.14
gav
just as ah as an album. Fucking ridiculous. Ridiculous album. um Yeah, no, it's a three.

46:32.34
Ryan Beveridge
It's like Fleetwood Mac in that that each song seems like a greatest hits, but it's all one.

46:33.12
gav
It's a three.

46:36.39
Chibbs
Oh, really?

46:36.66
gav
Mm.

46:36.97
Chibbs
Okay.

46:37.08
Ryan Beveridge
Cohesive album.

46:37.71
Chibbs
um Maybe I'll listen to it.

46:37.87
Ryan Beveridge
yeah

46:38.89
Chibbs
um I've never been mildly interested in putting on an Adele album and listening to it.

46:43.08
gav
i can't say I can't say I've ever really topped to bottom of this album, but that the the track list is the track list is stacked.

46:45.95
Chibbs
Yeah. and I don't roll in the date with. pretty good. was pretty good.

46:49.92
gav
Yeah.

46:50.22
Ryan Beveridge
Rolling in the Deep is another example of a song that was... overplayed so much that it ruined how good it was because it was you just didn't want to listen to it anymore

46:57.10
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

46:57.24
gav
Yeah.

46:58.01
Ryan Beveridge
All right, good song. And what does rolling in the deep mean?

47:02.01
gav
Uh...

47:01.99
Chibbs
Have we done that?

47:03.39
Ryan Beveridge
No, let's do that.

47:04.69
gav
Put it on the list, man.

47:06.65
Chibbs
Okay. Okay. Yeah, okay, cool. So you give it a, so what did you give it, a two, Gav?

47:09.18
Ryan Beveridge
I'm sure this is the first song in between.

47:11.42
gav
I gave it a three. I gave it a three. Doggies three doggie dogies two men.

47:13.55
Chibbs
Coming straight.

47:13.44
Ryan Beveridge
I said 3-2.

47:14.36
Mad Dog
I went too.

47:14.97
gav
Me and Benvo both threes.

47:16.55
Chibbs
Yeah, I gave it a 2 as well.

47:18.11
gav
Yeah dope.

47:18.23
Mad Dog
Yeah.

47:18.99
gav
Yeah.

47:19.33
Chibbs
It's a good song and she's unbelievably good at singing it.

47:20.23
gav
Deserving.

47:24.23
Chibbs
and

47:24.52
gav
Yep. Fuckin' Earth.

47:25.52
Chibbs
Piano sounds great. And I, but, but yeah, like if it came on the radio, i would I'd probably.

47:27.87
gav
The production's fucking off its head.

47:32.55
Chibbs
wouldn't i'd skip it like halfway through like a

47:34.02
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah. Same, exactly. it there

47:35.80
Chibbs
You know what I mean? Like i'd I'd sing one of the choruses and be like.

47:36.87
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

47:38.100
Chibbs
or i Nailed it.

47:40.23
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

47:40.13
Chibbs
um I sung that just as good as Adele in the car by myself. Now...

47:43.56
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah.

47:44.62
Chibbs
On to the next song.

47:45.39
Ryan Beveridge
On to onto bigger and better things.

47:47.68
Chibbs
Yeah. But get this Duffy.

47:48.57
gav
where's my where's my semi-ar Where's my semi-charmed life on I-98 breakfast?

47:50.10
Ryan Beveridge
Optimum.

47:50.24
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah Yeah. Yeah. oh

47:53.35
Ryan Beveridge
Off to my ex-girlfriend's house to knock on her door and reassess the whole relationship.

47:57.24
Chibbs
Yeah, just a reminder that i we are still in a relationship.

47:57.59
gav
Ha ha!

48:00.13
Mad Dog
Hey.

48:00.24
gav
this This isn't over for me.

48:00.84
Mad Dog
Yeah. This isn't over.

48:01.45
gav
you broke you You broke up with me, but I didn't break up with you.

48:02.18
Ryan Beveridge
All right.

48:04.95
Mad Dog
Yeah.

48:05.16
Chibbs
yeah It takes two people to break up, arsehole.

48:06.84
gav
You haven't.

48:07.83
Mad Dog
Heh.

48:07.78
gav
you haven't You haven't given me a birthday present in five years, okay?

48:11.42
Chibbs
Yeah.

48:11.62
Mad Dog
This is a two-party consent state.

48:11.45
gav
i'm dumps I'm... I'm starting to get pretty shitty about this.

48:14.54
Ryan Beveridge
No is a complete sentence.

48:16.47
Mad Dog
Yeah.

48:16.96
gav
ah

48:18.74
Chibbs
ah Thanks, fellas. Everyone else, go fuck yourself.

48:19.93
gav
um Fuck it right Wee!

48:21.69
Ryan Beveridge
Bye.

48:22.16
gav
Woo!

48:33.57
Chibbs
boy value la

48:39.19
Ryan Beveridge
It's nice that she um wishes well for the band U2.

48:42.32
gav
Yeah, you too.

48:43.00
Chibbs
Bono.

48:42.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

48:43.35
gav
Bono, Bono shouts to Bono. Anyway, fuck Bono.

48:45.44
Ryan Beveridge
It's nothing but the best for you two.

48:46.89
gav
Have we done you too?

48:47.30
Chibbs
Yeah. they cut the background out where she goes the edge

48:50.92
gav
The-