#11 Arsehole by Louis Catliff - performed by Daniel Portman
"I know what you’re thinking. How can you let them do that to you? Just sit there and get pumped full of semi-digested fast food for a dare by some spotty little orc and his posse of sniggering twelve-year-olds.
"You think I’m disgusting. Well, you’re wrong. I am not disgusting. This isn’t me. Do you realise what I cost when new?!My rim should be being kept warm by the cheeks of Kings, Emperors. Popstars. A higher class of ass."
Trapped in a vintage bathroom fittings shop in Slough, a display toilet endures daily humiliation. But it hasn’t always been this way…
Arsehole is a madcap comedy that tells the sordid story of Russian Oligarchs, lavish parties and betrayal…
Arsehole was written by Louis Catliff and performed by Daniel Portman. It was directed by Max Elton and sound designed by Piers Sherwood Roberts.
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