"Who's Handsome?" / "The Car"

As Matt and Kevin wrap up the "middle third" of Raymond's first season, morale has never been lower. Wallowing in self-pity and complaining throughout, the hosts tackle the big questions asked by the show's fourteenth and fifteenth episodes--namely, "Which Barone man is hottest?" and "How bad does dancing have to get before it is no longer considered dancing?" Other topics include Bob's Discount Furniture, Simoniz car wax, and the original Long Island campus of Hogwarts.