Guys, Steven got a man bun. It's tiny but it's there. Please stop telling the FKWs they didn't have an episode last week, they KNOW. It was a busy week for Steve and Dre but they're back with this minisode to catch you up on all of their fresh hot takes! Take a very shallow dive into the transfer rumors of the day, celebrate Colombians with a James Rodriguez hattrick, and mourn the torn ACL of our baby empanada, Juanfer Quintero, alabanza. Spurs have a new stadium, in which they can be destroyed by Manchester City, the gift that keeps on giving. The wankers talk Champions League Quarterfinals, FA Cup Semis, the Premier League title race and MLS cliffnotes style. 2019 is the year of the woman, and the Women's World Cup, so you know female intended play was lit, considering the Atletico Madrid women broke records in their match against Barcelona. And as always, you've got subs, if you need 'em.