This week Andrea meets a kindred LA Galaxy spirit in MLS Female reporter and stoppage time contributor Michelle Huitink in a special interview (31:05) where they discuss Zlatan's critic eating habits, Ephraim Alvarez' national team choice, and give LAFC hot takes. The Wankers cover all of your typical gossip (1:35), like the new Peaky Blinders sambas, Seattle's latest MLS protest, and Serie A's serious racism problem. They also have your piping hot takes on the first round of Champions League group stage matches (4:35), spoiler alert, Tottenham will never change! A little Premier League roundup and predictions (14:25), mixed with a dabble of MLS playoff contention (25:20) and a splash of NWSL news (28:25) round out the rest of the episode. And as always, you've got subs, if you need 'em.