Buckle up, the Full Kit Wankers spit white hot takes on the second round of the Champions League (10:15) group stage matches of the week, or really they bemoan Tottenham's embarrassment, give props to Lewandowski, and get excited for Barcelona's resurgence. Maradona is on HBO (1:30), Verthongen did not sleep with Mrs. Eriksen, Everton hates racism and Gio Dos Santos is missing a piece of his leg, did we leave anything out? Check if Steven got the EPL predictions right (19:55), and jot down the ones for next week (someone should). Andrea tries to explain MLS playoffs Decision Day (26:40), and even celebrates LAFC celebrating their Supporters' Shield win. Finally, in Female Intended Play (30:05), the Wankers celebrate Sydney Leroux's return to the game and Lucy Quinn's screamer for Tottenham Ladies. Enter our giveaway (details on Instagram) for a chance to win an authentic Chelsea FC third kit and as always, you've got subs if you need 'em.