The Wankers already don't enjoy an International Break (9:20) but the presence of n*zis made it all the worse. There is plenty more footy gossip (1:41) to report on, including Ronaldo's 700th goal, Mourinho to Tottenham rumors and Zlatan selling the most MLS jerseys this season. Dive into Three G Berhalter's most recent failure with the USMNT (15:30) as well as NYCFC moving to a different baseball stadium. The most updates come from the best segment, Female Intended Play (21:00), as the UEFA Women's Champions Round of 16 kicks off, Carli Lloyd sounds off, and the Portland Thorns' attendance is record breaking. And as always, you've got subs if you need 'em, and n*zis suck.