Merry Christmas from the Full Kit Wankers! Your favorite soccer podcast hosts wouldn't dream of taking a holiday, not when there's so much December footy to discuss. Of course, the Wankers cover Mourinho's departure from Manchester United, and how he was "tricked" into the meeting leading to his firing. Andrea maybe thought Ole Gunnar Solksjaer's name was just Gunnar, and that Ole was a term of endearment. The Wankers refuse to acknowledge the the possibility that Pochettino will go to United, they marvel over Pogba's big 2pm announcement on Sunday, and revel in Harry Kane's OBE. Gabriel Camargo stars in this week's "not cool moment", proving Colombia hasn't quite moved past sexism just yet. The Wankers run down the Carabao cup quarterfinals, including the North London Derby Part Deux (coys), and the semi final draw before they delve into the USMNT and Gregg Berhalter's first January roster. They cap off the episode with some EPL, lauding Crystal Palace and Leicester City heroes of the weekend, and obsessing over Heung Min Son's finish (sorry Everton). They bid adieu to Ligue Un, La Liga and Bundesliga until early January and read some dope new reviews. Instead of a Wankers Weigh in, Andrea forced Steven to say "cute" a dozen times, in the Cute Christmas Corner segment, where the Wankers discussed different charitable causes teams and supporters' groups had been participating in for the holidays. Let them know of any worthy causes, and they'll post them to social media! Stay tuned for our Boxing Day Special, dropping on December 27th, and as always, even on the holidays, you've got subs if you need 'em.