Shut Up Simon
Life's hard. So what? Comedian Simon U. offers profound and arguable useless wisdom for anyone with time to kill. New episodes every Monday.
Shut Up Simon
Don't Leave Your Partner 'Cuz They're a Six
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Episode 41
What if somebody told you that they could give you everything you ever wanted? They promised you, that over the course of your lifetime, all of your wildest dreams can come true. All you had to do was shake their hand and maybe work a little harder but that's about it. You agree, and when you go to shake hands with them, their hand is covered in sh-t?
We will always get what we want, never how we want it.
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