Folks in the hood(speaking to my ninja's) need therapy the most. Just go see somebody. I swear even tho it's a lot of "therapy talk" in this episode, you will laugh your a$$ off. I'm not sure if any of the platforms care if you curse in...

Why do the top 3 biracial rappers all have white mommas? Comedian Talent Harris pulls up to answer this question. We also discuss the best way to lie to our future kids in the age of endless information.IG: @talentharrisIG: ...

DID YOU MISS ME???? It's been a while. R.I.P Paul Mooney. His conviction to not just his truth but the truth is the reason he is so respected and coveted. While I was gone I celebrated my two-year stand-up anniversary.&n...

One time I got mistaken for Pharrell & Bruno Mars in the same day. Okay, maybe not "mistaken for," but I was told I looked like them. They don't even look alike. I thought I was special, but really, I just fit the short light skin, archetyp...

What if somebody told you that they could give you everything you ever wanted? They promised you, that over the course of your lifetime, all of your wildest dreams can come true. All you had to do was shake their hand and maybe work a little ha...

A whole lot of jokes this week, with a pinch of life-altering information. I pulled up on @mattmiggz this week to see what's taking him so long with the best album the world has ever seen. We also revisit the most offensiv...

"If you can remember how you got where you are now, you can figure out the rest." - SimeezyBruh, I could really start a business making fortune cookies for cajun seafood restaurants. People who enjoy sauteed clam strips appreciate a goo...

My homie @edwards_eli pulls up to give Simon the skinny on how to be Tik Tok famous so I can move to California and live in a lukewarm hot tub. Also, if she asks you to take your shoes off, you already know what's up. Big thanks...

You mad at Michael Jordan, or you mad at basketball?Also, if you ain't from Atlanta, shut yo' a$$ up. IG: @shutupsimonpodTwitter: @simonuforrealWatch on Youtubehttps://y...

This week I give a lesson in cooperation. The first lesson, if you have something to say, that is more than obvious, don't say it. The second lesson, if you have something to say that isn't that obvious, don't say it, yet. IG: @shu...

If you're ever in Italy, pack a pair of Jordans. This week I tell ya'll about the time I got chased by Italian Cops, almost got robbed, and was saved by a man with no arms or legs. Shoutout to my sister for being the live(virtual) audience of 1...

This week Simon is dolo. This ain't a TED Talk. Simon keeps it a buck about not wearing a mask in-doors, getting old at 28, & slapping anybody that questions the GOATness of Cee-Lo Green. IG: @shutsimonpodTwitter: @simonu...

Comedian Reg Thomas pulls up to the stu for a very entertaining and even more insightful conversation. Now if you not familiar w/ my boy Reg Thomas, you really lame as hell. He's been seen him on Buzzfeed, Complex, Comedy Central, the broth...

Expectations are a proven mood killer. Any & every mood will be made worse by expecting anything. If you want to experience any sort of joy & happiness, don't expect a goddamn thing. Check out Simon's newly bald head on

Simon cut his locs off after 3 years of his hair doing its' thing. Is he depressed? Whatever the case, nobody really cares.  Welcome to Season 2. Go watch us on Youtube

Simon returns for Season 2, January 25th, 2021. Having expectations for anything is stupid, inclusion is destructive, and the pursuit of happiness only ends in the opposite.This season Simon playfully and critically discusses the hy...

Congratulations. We made it. Despite the BS, we're here. Let's hug & kiss cuz we're gonna need all the love we can get in this year coming up. Happy New Year - Simon U.@shutupsimonpod@simonuforreal

Today is the day.  12/21/2020.If you black, it's our day of transcendence into our new native land, I'm going to assume is Wakanda. Maybe this why we haven't gotten reparations, b/c they knew this entire thing was going down. Maybe. Ma...

Black people can thank racism for being excluded from the opioid crisis. & What TF is happening to us on December 21st?For the past several weeks, every episode has just been me & you. Sex therapists says2 in order for any r...

If you pull up on a punk bitch with cold, hard, cash money, the only credit you need is your name mentioned when the punk bitch tells the story about the G that pulled up & dumped 50K on his head. This week, join Simon for this rare financi...

Happy Holidays y'all.Regardless of what you celebrating, it's still a celebration. If you can, be with your fam, your friends, if you vegan, ain't nobody judging you if you eat a lil' turkey & mac & cheese. Here at Shut Up Simon...

I'll say it again, we are all functioning egomaniacs. Making our whole world revolve around us, when the truth is, we have very little to do with most of the shit that happens to us. But if we all acted like the person in the group project who ...

You ever just shut the f*ck up and let somebody else talk? Like completely? It's so ironic that each generation is convinced that it is smarter and more capable of eutopia than the previous generation. How close do we seem to that truth?

This week Simon is talking 'KINK SHAMING.' How productive is none of it?@shutupsimonpod@simonuforrealWatch us on youtube.

Look, I get it. Sh*t is bad, but that doesn't mean it's over. What we do right now is going to be what sets us up for when things change, and they will change. Sure, we may be on the brink of a civil, race war, plague, global explosion, apocaly...