
The Non Essentials Podcast
The Non Essentials Podcast discuses current events through the lens on the bottom of a whiskey glass. So join us for some laughs and even walk away learning a few things.
Episodes
185 episodes
Episode 146: Chicken Jockey Dire Wolves Howling at the Moon
Only fans numbers are frightening for young women, that dirt smell might be evolutionarily advantageous, Is it a true Dire Wolf or a waste of time, Vivarium movie review, Minecraft cinema fun, Living forever, and more on this episode of The Non...
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Episode 145: Kanye and Elon Penniless at the GangBang
Thanks for joining us, the Penny is going away, Gangbangs have tricky rules, Crypto Hawk Tuah coins are bad news, Elon's hanging out with Kanye too much, An Asteroid is coming for us and a Lady is Her"Ass"ing a lovers ex. All that plus puns. Yo...
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Episode 144A: The Haunted Lemp Brewery
Step into the eerie depths of St. Louis' haunted Lemp Brewery as Rene takes us on a chilling journey through its dark and mysterious history. From the rise of the Lemp family’s brewing empire to the tragic tales of heartbreak, scandal, and unti...
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57:59

Episode 144: Brain Worms Launching Nukes On Grandma’s Invisible Mice
We are back after a hiatus talking brain worms, invisible mice, grandma protection, nuclear war plus tons more on this episode of TNEP
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49:45

Episode 143: Ordering Sunshine for Our Ai Created Doom
Adam's getting eggs in a new fashion, Brighten your night with an app, Earth's baby moon, A prolific musician is unmasked and arrested, videogames just got spun on their head, New burglar deterrence, and a Murder Mystery we hop you play along w...
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1:10:28

Episode 142:Jesus’s Blanket wiping off Your New Skin Care
Sorry for the delayed episode. Jake had a pretty good bout with the plague going around. So what's in store of this episode? Olympic reminiscing brings back found memories of Hip Hop dancing and vaulters. Time apparently runs different on the M...
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Episode 141A: Mary Ann Cotton
In this chilling episode of The Non Essentials Podcast, Rene takes us into the dark and twisted life of Mary Ann Cotton, Britain's first female serial killer. Born into poverty in the 19th century, Cotton left a trail of death in her w...
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Episode 141: Saint Lizzo Piercing Trump's Ear on The I.S.S.
Lizzo space math, Teeth vision, New young saints from the church all sorts of good strange stuff happen this week. Oh and something happen in a rally as well somewhere. You probably haven't heard of it. We check in on Hauk Tuah girl before her ...
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Episode 140: Tornado Hauk Tuah’d My Regrown Teeth
Hauk Tuah has the internet in a headlock, Janesville was hit by a tornado, 2 old dudes are debating, and tons more on this episode of The Non Essentials Podcast. Thanks for joining us and sending in stories to make this happy. The internet tell...
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Episode 139: Fart Breathe is Warming The Atlantic
You listening to music driving to the negotiation? Maury would have trouble finding out someone isn't the mother to their own kids. Jake goes full tinfoil hat and Adam has a new form of birth control for men called.... well.... Adam. Plus tons ...
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Episode 138: Bunch of Misfits Painting Royalty
Special Misfits themed episode of 138 in honor of the song "We are 138". Marriage, Brady's Netflix roast, That strange painting of the British king all solved and summed up nicely on this episode. Love listening? Check out the show on Youtube a...
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Episode 137A: Belle Boyd
Rene returns bringing Adam, Jake, and our awesome listeners a story of confederate espionage perpetrated by a fiery youth during one of America's darkest periods. The civil war plunged our country's future into chaos and uncertainly. A southern...
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Episode 137: Eclipse Fallout
Jake finally cuts his hair to donate (special thanks to Marissa, check out the video on Youtube). Balls eclipse the actually eclipse, Cloud Seeding, OJ Simpson finally kicks the bucket, Ozempic babies, and tons more on this special ...
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Episode 136:Boeing Down on Frozen Legs
MLB betting scandals, Ariana Grande divorce payout, Boeing suicides, and freezing leg scams on this episode of TNEP.
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1:01:35

Episode 135: Mike Tyson Leaves His Wife in Madagascar
Adam is back from his trip abroad and Jake has an art experience with the unhoused. Mike Tyson steps back into the ring , Rachel Dolezal remerges, and Madagascar aims to set a tone on this episode of TNEP.
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Episode:134 Taylor'd Bowl of Biden Brain Chips
Happy Taylor Bowl who is not a spy op…..she isn’t. All sort of Super Bowl Banter to torture Adam with as well as Sexting legal updates. Vince McMahon’s life takes a WWE turn, Elon cooking up something new for election season plus tons more on t...
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Episode 133: Saving Dogs While A.I. Moves Swiftly Toward Stanley Cups
Somehow drinking saved over 200 dogs! We are heroes! Actually no, our listeners are heroes helping place over 200 pacemakers to save dog’s lives. All joking aside we are pretty proud of this one and jump in the details during this episode. Also...
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1:03:27

Episode 132: Handicap Accessible Secret Tunnels Under Epstein’s Island
A nightmare for announcers is heading to college, Kat Williams unloaded secrets shaking up the comedy world, Why you want to keep a can of Off in the Czech, Secret Jewish Tunnels? What a great week of headline we have had for this episode. ...
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Episode 131: Chewing The Fat On Pornhub's Yearly Insights
Jake's favorite time of the year has come as we dive into all the stats that pornhub released. Turns out we are all maturing but not the way you would think, We comb through state's interests and revealing numbers. Plus learn about how car thie...
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Episode 130:Shakespeare Breaking Hearts That Keep My Dog’s Pacemaker Warm
Strange circumcision practices, Man's best friends pulmonary needs, Shakespeare was negging before it was cool, Panera's charged with a crime, plus tons more on this episode of TNEP.
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1:08:30

Episode 128: Spooky Italians Moms Giving Out Tricks
Halloween has came and went as we dive into italian moms dealing with homesteading kids, free range restaurant kids, Moms trying to be way to cool at house parties, an how to guide of how to flavor your finisher move, an Elon update oh and so m...
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Episode 126:Illegal Mexican Aliens Testing I.Q.s On An IPhone 12
Episode 126 of The Non Essentials Podcast had us rolling with laughter as we delved into a wild mix of topics. First up, we explored the hilarious world of fake art – from faux Picassos to pretend Pollocks, the art forgery game is truly an art ...
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