Well...Basically
Well...Basically
184: Bulge Vaulted
On today's show we did another Olympics special! There's some controversy going on (i assume you know what we touched on).
We had a catch up on life, some weightlifting, and some of the scandals surrounding the Olympians.
We hope you enjoy today's episode.
this is well, basically with your host, mike de silva, and sam weeks on today's show we did another olympics special.
Speaker 2:There's some controversy going on. I'm assuming that you can guess what we might have touched on. We we had a general catch up about life and what's going on. Some weightlifting have you watched any weightlifting at the Olympics? We've got some knowledge. If you want to continue to watch it, maybe have a bit more of an educated watch. We hope you enjoyed today's episode. This is Well.
Speaker 1:Basically today's episode.
Speaker 2:this is well basically if maxabons are on special, can you get those?
Speaker 1:I've put them into your head. You have, I do, yeah, all the cookies. One Nah.
Speaker 2:Oh, really the original is the best. That's fair. Yeah, I've had the honey, I've had all of them.
Speaker 1:There's a honeycomb. No, I don't want honeycomb, anything have you seen the waffle one now?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that one slaps.
Speaker 1:That's number one by a long way, and I was, like Sam said, to have ice cream every single night so that I can put on some weight. I looked up the calorie of all of them and that waffle one slaps. The rest of them I also like the mint chocolate one. Toothpaste, toothpaste flavor.
Speaker 2:Yeah, controversial, Very controversial. Goodbye boys.
Speaker 1:I'm leaving for the night.
Speaker 2:Why are you two holding the microphones? Do you not have stands? Huh, we've got stands, but I can't be bothered with those anymore.
Speaker 1:We're holding today, my love.
Speaker 2:Andrew's used to this position. Hey, you know the light's on. Bye Love, you have a fun shot.
Speaker 1:Kiss kiss.
Speaker 2:Thank God she's gone, now we can bro out. Let's be hyper masculine this episode.
Speaker 1:We could do it. Yeah, I love Pusay.
Speaker 2:Do you.
Speaker 1:No, don't lie like that Maybe. I've never tried it. How?
Speaker 2:are you doing, Sammy?
Speaker 1:I'm all right.
Speaker 2:How's your week been? I'm very tired, but that's okay, I don't nap, I actually feel fine. Now, why are you so tired? Well, I played at Caterpillar Club last night and then I came home and it's quite relevant to what we're going to talk about, so maybe I shouldn't mention it, but I watched a giant sporting event that happens to be happening at the moment. Oh yeah, it's weightlifting. Oh nice, yeah, but it was the light class, so like they're all 61 kilos and under, oh, okay.
Speaker 1:Well, let's put a pin in that, because I want to learn more about how the weightlifting works. Yeah, I'm going to teach you, and for anyone who's not initiated.
Speaker 2:I'll teach you guys, because I did do a course on weightlifting. I was like chloe, if you want to learn how to do that, I can teach you, because that was one of those things that I got obsessed with in my training, because I go through these like phases of being really into a specific thing. That was one of them.
Speaker 1:Like handstands. I've been doing handstands again, actually Nice, I remember you started me on handstands, yeah. I got okay at them. Yeah, I remember you taking your big, long legs up the wall to get closer.
Speaker 2:I couldn't quite.
Speaker 1:I got over the top of it, and that was also before I had any muscle. And so you were like, okay, now you just hold your body weight up. And I was like what do you mean? It's not possible.
Speaker 1:What about you. Yeah good, my housemates have gone away again. They've abandoned me. I've abandoned my child, abandoned me again in solitude, which I quite like, because, as we get closer and closer to the release of the world of warcraft expansion, I need to prepare my account, not sponsored by blizzard. Yeah, I wish, though, jesus, I go crazy. I would say such heinous stuff on this podcast if blizzard sponsored me well, isn't that like part of the whole thing associated with?
Speaker 1:blizzard. Yeah, I'd do it all. I'd honestly do it all. Um, but like a good garden, you've got to tend to it. So I've got to lay down, like the mulch, and I've got to build all the facilities for it so that when You're using a metaphor for a fantasy world, when you could have just talked about the fantasy world when that expansion hits. You know I'm going to be slamming those seeds in the ground.
Speaker 2:Okay, you've been grinding. I see what you're saying. Yeah, nice.
Speaker 1:Branding Brandon and Brandon up on the floor. We're not going to play that one, we're going to play something else. You know, this one, andrew, I do, oh, I do.
Speaker 2:Everyone knows this one. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Episode number 81, 184.
Speaker 1:184, I think 184.
Speaker 2:Wow, it's in the same key. This never happens.
Speaker 1:Wow. Part of the song.
Speaker 2:What about their gunshots? Do you reckon they're in the same key? Yeah, almost. What about their gunshots, do you reckon?
Speaker 1:they're in the same key. Yeah, oh nice. Oh, how good is the music. I honestly don't know what a key is.
Speaker 2:So basically, the sound of that is in the key.
Speaker 1:It's actually the oh, they do it. They just changed the key.
Speaker 2:It doesn't fit anymore. It only fits in the. Sorry guys, if you're walking down the street, you should obviously jump, because that's what the song says to do.
Speaker 1:Just stop walking and just start skipping.
Speaker 2:Try to do a high jump or a pole vault. Grab a stick and try and vault over a crack. In fact, if you step on a crack, you're going to break your mum's back, so don't do that. Aww, mama, I'm here. Andrew is here. Mikey is not here. We've replaced him with my cat, who's sitting pretty much Exactly where Mikey would sit. He wouldn't meow. He did that one time. He's camera shy. You can just put it in with a fake cat. We can do it in post. Alright, I got Everyone stopped listening at this point oh my god um, so yes, um.
Speaker 2:Do we want to start with news or do we want to talk about olympics?
Speaker 1:I mean I want to hear. I want to hear about the weightlifting okay how the weightlifting works.
Speaker 2:So, basically, if I was to go to the olympics because I was really good at don't play with him, sorry, that cat's very distracting, he is very distracting if I was to go to the Olympics because I was good at weightlifting, I would you go. You have to qualify first, so you have to lift a certain amount of weight to even be there, and then you get three shots at lifting weights, right? So it's a little bit of a game, like a strategy.
Speaker 1:So, oh my gosh you keep it that I'm just going to pull the food out of the cat's mouth.
Speaker 2:Um, so you get three attempts, um, and a lot of people will, depending on, like what, where you're at, and cause a lot of people before they go. No, where they're at in the competition. So some people will just go, you know, do their best or whatever. So it was. I was watching snatches last, uh, last night, in 61 degree category, and snatching is very impressive because it's throwing a bar over your head and you're not allowed to do any pressing. It's all going to be relatively straight so where's the?
Speaker 2:starting position bar on ground. On ground. Yeah, like a deadlift, except you're holding the bar really wide like a snap it's called a snatch grip and you have your thumb tucked around the bar and bent and then you wrap your fingers around your thumb and you have to get it from on the ground to above your head without a press, so you can't stop in the middle and then push it up.
Speaker 2:No, that would be the clean jig, yeah, um, yeah, it's crazy. So you get your three attempts. Um, some people go light to start or like go close to their personal best or like a little bit further back so that maybe, maybe in the third attempt they can do a really heavy weight. But that means there's a lot of pressure, so sometimes people will go like very, very close to their personal best, like in the first round. Anyway, they do it in order. So the weight that's on the bar, on the podium that everyone's watching, progresses over time.
Speaker 1:So you see, the people who aren't able to lift like the max weights from the start. So if I qualified and I said I just want to do 10 kilos, 20 kilos, 30 kilos, I would just go one after the other at the very beginning. And do I have to elect before? Yeah, you let them know. So I have to let them know beforehand my three weights. I can't like. No, you can change it.
Speaker 2:You can change it because in the competition, obviously if someone gets a no lift and you thought you were going to beat them or you were going to lose, it might change what weight you're going to lift next. So it's like there's a bit of tactics involved.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:So yeah, and I was waiting for the Chinese guys to come out and I forget that they're the best. This guy called, I think, his name's, lee, I can't remember his last name. Anyway, you watch all these people lift and they get up to like 130 kilos. You're like that is crazy. Like you guys are like 60, 61 kilos and under and like some of them are it's. Some of them are incredibly jacked. Some of them just look like, um, like they've all got quite big legs, but otherwise they look. The aesthetics doesn't really play a part, because it's all about how efficiently you can move your body around a bar.
Speaker 2:So when you're doing a snatch, you're flicking this bar up, but you actually have to get your body underneath it as it's going up, pushing up so you have to be very mobile and very, very strong out of the bottom of your squat, because the the position you get into is you're at the bottom of a squat with a bar over your head and then you have to drive it up to get to the top. Um, anyway, I was waiting for the chinese guy to come out and he didn't come out to like 134 kilos, right, and no one at this point had lifted that much.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh and he comes out first pull yeah comes out, does it easy, wow, and then does the. I think he maybe his first percent was 132 and then the second was 134 and then he went for either 135 or 136. It was an olymp record, but he'd already got gold at that point.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. He'd just shown off. It's so fun to watch. I love it. Are there any things that would get you disqualified?
Speaker 2:Probably. I mean if you got caught using steroids. But they do all that beforehand.
Speaker 1:I mean, are there like movements in there that obviously you can't do? You have like no lift.
Speaker 2:So if they see any kind of like pressing, like a sort of elbow movement, like driving the bar up, they don't like that. There was a guy last night I think he's from romania who like he's obviously got a mobility issue and I could tell that he might have like dislocated his shoulder once before. He was still like doing it like he can, but he couldn't quite lock out both his arms, but there was like an even soft bend so they stayed at that, yeah so they didn't.
Speaker 1:They didn't, he didn't get penalized for that and then, um, I don't know if there were any penalties thrown around. Or you can say I don't know, because svetlana can answer these questions yeah um, uh, if they do have like a tiny press in, there is that, is that lift just cancelled completely.
Speaker 2:They don't worry about we're going to reduce it by five kilos. They call it an a no lift.
Speaker 1:Wow, yeah An.
Speaker 2:NL yeah, so they might they. Usually, if that happens, they'll just go for that. That's the NL you write on my program.
Speaker 1:Sometimes, yes, when I can't do it. When I get the, what are the nervous system shut down? Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no lift, like sometimes if they're, if like an athlete stuck at a certain weight and there's no one else to do it, like. There was a poor vietnamese guy who did, like his second, his second attempt at like a heavy weight I can't remember what the weight was and there was no one else who was close to that because they had to move up. So he had to go back out there and I swear he must have got like a minute like in between like failing and then going out, that's like that's like knowing near enough rest to go out and do that again.
Speaker 2:So I was like he's not going to get it, there's no way, and I was correct and he didn't. Yeah, I was pretty much correct in all of my. I always try and guess if they're going to get it just by just kind of.
Speaker 1:Their aesthetic.
Speaker 2:Yeah, actually, because like being really tall, more of them, yeah and such long arms, like long arms are not being. It's like a lot similar to gymnastics, where um actually being it'll get you a higher score if you've got longer limbs, which is a bit unfair, but it also makes it way, way harder to do all of this stuff, um, so, yeah, wow that's a good sport.
Speaker 1:and then. So you only watch the no, what, what's it called the snatch? And then the I didn't watch, I haven't watched. It's a clean and jerk. Clean and jerk. Yeah, clean and jerk. And that one is that the same time.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Oh, they're just a different event.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because you can, because you've got a press in there, you can generally clean and jerk a lot more than you can, Well not. I think, yeah, a lot of them do both.
Speaker 1:I like to do the harder one first, and then I'm like, okay, you can have like a warm down tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Usually you're better at one or the other, but you do see people get injured sometimes when they particularly the snatch like dislocated shoulder.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's happened quite a lot, I believe it. We've got the pentathlon this weekend.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, sunday, isn't it? I think Sunday morning, yeah, it would have been perfect if it was next weekend for the Bucs.
Speaker 1:I don't know if we're going to be able to get 20 people to watch the pentathlon with us.
Speaker 2:I'd make them watch it.
Speaker 1:We'd whip them, we'd tape Glocky's eyes open. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm going to make him watch the count of Monte Cristo for his.
Speaker 1:Bucs. Oh, of course that's a must. That's one of the events. Um. So this uh olympics has been rife with news. We've got olympians getting sick from the sen. We have got, um, uh, a gold medal. Uh, new record for australia. We've now there's most gold medals we've received at an olympics ever, I don't care um, but we do have some fun little stories.
Speaker 1:Fun, fun question mark sorry, a really big question mark next to this. Actually, most of these are not fun. I'm going to start with a fun one. Okay, I think I don't know what it is about. French guys, massive cocks, they are fucking huge, it's all the butter. And making sweet love from like 12 years old, I imagine that's how it works, probably the cigarettes as well, really help with that.
Speaker 1:I think too oh, yeah, that's why I smoke, that's why I hope to smoke. Um, so there was a story that came out, like before this big one, where one of the divers in the french team, he just like went all over the internet just because he had like a heavy hog, yeah, in his in his pants before he went to dive, nonchalant, no issue, everyone passed by that. Last week, uh, one of the french pole vaulters managed to miss out on his medal I don't know if he was ever going to make it, but miss on his medal because his massive cock pulled the pole down and it just went wild. So, um, uh, the frenchman, anthony amirati that doesn't sound french, that sounds italian. There you go, that's better, anthony amirati.
Speaker 1:Um, he ended up getting 12th in the event, so he got knocked out, I would say quite early, um, but basically he was trying to make his way over there and the only part of his body that hit the pole was his penis and you can just see it. It almost like wraps around it and pulls it down with him. It's like a tentacle. Yeah, it's got like a mind of its own to pull this thing down. Um, I was watching a video today about pole vaulting and not pole vault. Yeah, about pole vaulting and high jump and how um? The way that it works is they curve their body in such a way that their center of gravity travels underneath the bar, which is how they're able to get so much more height.
Speaker 2:And how, like high jump, for instance, used to work is people would just run along straight up towards it and then we'd just like throw their legs over like they're, like I mean, when I I do this because I definitely try it Um, when I was in school and they teach you how to scissor, not, not the baby.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Uh anyway school and they teach you how to scissor, not, not the sexual baby. Yeah, uh, anyway, some guy revolutionized the whole deal of it. Frosby flop, is it? Frosby we?
Speaker 2:don't need svetlana.
Speaker 1:Yeah, amazing go home sveti, yeah, um, basically, uh, yeah, he came along and then he went over backwards. Yeah, headfirst and his back over the bar, yeah, which made he broke, like the record by a huge margin.
Speaker 2:If you watch how they used to do it, it's really funny.
Speaker 1:It's stupid.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like actually dumb how they used to do it. And you're like why did no one think of this before?
Speaker 1:Anyway, anthony unfortunately did not get a medal, but he became very, very famous from this.
Speaker 2:He got a record deal.
Speaker 1:Well, almost so. There's a cam website called Cam Soda where they get people to get nude and jerk off and they get tips on the website. The vice president of Cam Soda came out and said if he he said if it was up to me, I'd award you for what everyone else saw your talent below the belt, a lover of crotch-centric activities I'd love to offer you up to 200,000 pounds in exchange for a 60-minute webcam show where you show off the goods, minus the crossbar, of course. So he's being offered 200K. This really links in. Well, which are you for 200,000?
Speaker 2:dollars.
Speaker 1:Yes, I am 200,000 pounds, that's what 300, 400,000 dollars yeah, true, this links into a much larger story about Olympians. So they're actually not paid to go. Most of them Chinese ones often are state-funded. Some European countries do send state-funded Olympians, but mostly it's self-funded and they work with the Olympic Committee for their country to go, but it means that they actually don't have a lot of money. Even if they win gold, they're not really incredibly rich. After this, maybe if they're doing deals or they're like um, they've got sponsors, they're really good. So a lot of olympians start only fans to like make money because they're in the peak of physical health and so they just like jerk off on camera or have sex with people on camera to make enough money so that they can pursue their passion. What are you saying? They're all doing that.
Speaker 2:Not all of them. It sounds like a lot of them are doing that.
Speaker 1:I probably would not even say. Probably about 10% of them are doing it.
Speaker 2:Maybe not even 10%. That's quite high.
Speaker 1:That seems very high. There's a big number of Olympians that have OnlyFans like bigger than you would expect, and I would expect zero.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I would expect zero as well.
Speaker 1:Yeah, do you know a lot of what gina reinhardt? Because she is. I don't know who gina reinhardt is, oh my god, she's so loathed in australia.
Speaker 1:She's a mining magnate's daughter, who is now herself a mining magnate, uh, and she has her finger in all of these bad parts of politics. She's very right-wing. She recently was in the news because, um the a museum in australia had a portrait of her that she didn't like. Someone submitted a portrait that they made of her and it makes her look kind of ugly, and so she was like trying to get the museum to get rid of that portrait.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Um, anyway, she funds a lot of Olympians because when she appears at things she likes to have a lot of beautiful young people around her to make her like archaic old industry look like. It's like fun and vibrant. Uh and so they had a yacht party for all the Australian Olympians that went down the set, the Sen I think that was last last weekend and she like funds a lot of Olympic sports and and swimming and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Can you imagine how crazy the athletes are this year, given the fact that, due to COVID last time, they couldn't get their freak on? Oh?
Speaker 1:yeah, but now they've got the anti-sex beds. What, oh my God, I'm a font of knowledge today. Yeah, to be like carbon neutral or carbon zero. The French have had all these weird things like no air conditioning in their accommodation for the Olympians, but one of the things they have are these like almost rock solid, like cardboardy beds that have these like foam mattresses that are just incredibly uncomfortable. There's stories of olympians sleeping outside because it's just too uncomfortable to sleep on these beds. Um, and they were called anti-sex beds because they are like this, basically a slab of concrete that you're sleeping on top of.
Speaker 2:it's just there's no comfortable way to have sex in it oh interesting, you don't have to have sex in a bed, just saying there's tons of places you could have sex it's true, you could do it anywhere you could do it hanging from the ceiling you could do it with a fox.
Speaker 1:You could do it in a box you can do it um over there, you can do it anywhere.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that too. I'm pretty sure that's how it goes um, so anyway.
Speaker 1:Uh, anthony might actually come out rich of the most olympians by getting his goods out good on him lucky him but the slow-mo's. This poor guy has just been basically sexually assaulted by the internet for a whole week and everyone's like this is a cute, fun story, but it's kind of not. This guy's like wanted to be like a big, famous Olympian and people are just like, haha, sex object.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it's like I feel like that's been happening to women the whole time, particularly like the ones who do the long jump, like there's thousands that I've had it pop up. The long jump, yeah, what do you mean? Yeah, because they vary. They're wearing tiny shorts and they're they jump over a sandpit or into a sandpit.
Speaker 1:Is a sandpit, a sexual thing.
Speaker 2:If you watch it you would understand. I have to watch it.
Speaker 1:I'm too gay to understand why the long jump of all of them, like volleyball, maybe swimming, dive, diving no, trust me, watch, watch the. Yeah, get my freak on. I'll watch some women's long jump that'll be my entertainment.
Speaker 1:Um, anyway, I mean it's a shame for him because I imagine maybe he likes it, maybe he doesn't. I don't know what anthony feels. I would be pretty happy being it's french. Maybe it's a shame for him because I imagine maybe he likes it, maybe he doesn't. I don't know what Anthony feels, I would be pretty happy being so. True, it's French, maybe it's fine. And he was like oh, this is just everyday for me, walking down the street, nice. So that's the first story. Now we're going to move into some darker stuff.
Speaker 1:Everyone knows the story, but we wanted to just mention it briefly. The Algerian boxer, imani Khalif. This story is crazy. Everyone knows what happened, but it was the beginning. For the first day, all news media was like trans athlete beats woman. Basically, everything was like this is the story we're running with it. It was everywhere, it was like the news. Basically, everything was like this is the story we're running with it. It was everywhere, it was like the news. And it wasn't until a day later, after everyone had been like oh, oh, oh, the poor fascist Italian woman that got beat up by a man, that the news came out that actually no, this is a woman that's lived their life as a woman for their entire life. Uh and and I just it blows my mind, it blows my mind.
Speaker 2:I just the the. I mean like Facebook's such a wonderful place for this shit, cause you see all of these people that come out and like go crazy, and why do people talk when they actually don't fucking have any knowledge or are smart enough to even talk about this shit? I it gets me so riled up, let alone on a public platform.
Speaker 1:I worry that we can't vilify those people too much, because in some sense we may do that sometimes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we do do that sometimes, but I don't know. I feel like Not with someone's future, though. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Except Gina.
Speaker 2:Reinhart, she can rot. Yeah, okay, but yeah, I just like for me. I mean, I just didn't feel like I should be saying anything, really, even if the news was saying that and we didn't.
Speaker 1:We deliberately didn't mention this in last week's episode, even though it was a huge story last week, because both of us were like I'm weak, we don't know enough, we just don't know enough. But now that it's come out, it's full blown woman. You know, I do know enough to say oh, maybe don't go crying to the media and going oh, in the, in the who can punch the hardest competition? Someone else punched me harder. They must be a man Crazy. Who was it? Angela Carini, transphobe Carini.
Speaker 2:Uh yeah, I think that's all we need to really touch on that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was a crazy story. It was absolutely wild, and I love the names that have come out afterwards.
Speaker 2:And like the people who, like, got absolutely fired up on Twitter, I mean obviously Elon Musk said a whole bunch of shit, yeah. Jk Rowling. Yeah, all those people, the worst people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's some really good ones where it was like Mamma Mia, I'm going to punch it in the face.
Speaker 2:Um, that's harmless, right? Should we go darker? Even darker, here we go.
Speaker 1:Uh, so, something that didn't actually get talked about because it was, uh, clouded by, uh, a so-called trans athlete well, also, the the olympic committee has been doing their absolute utmost to make sure that this is not a big story, but it is a very, very big story. Uh, this story is the dutch volleyball player who is, in fact, a pedophile going to the olympics. I mean alleged pedophile, not alleged pedophile. He was convicted of pedophilia in the uk. The story's a little weird. Basically, as a real shorthand, this is like an incredible. I'm I'm longhand, I'm not doing longhand for this, but it's very, very short. I'm losing a lot of details here.
Speaker 1:He chatted with and then went to the uk to have sex with a 12 year old, I'm pretty sure and then got caught and then was put into a uk prison and then, um, they sent him over to the netherlands I don't know if it was on exchange or if it was like, listen, we're all part of the eu. When it was, uh, here, have him back. And then the Netherlands said, oh, I don't know if we classify this as sex with a minor, we're going to call it something else, like indecent assault or something like that. And actually the time you've served in the UK prison is enough to satisfy this new charge that we've got for you.
Speaker 1:So we're going to let you go, and he was free and easy.
Speaker 2:Now you can go to the Olympics too.
Speaker 1:He did this when he was 21 as well, so it's not like he was a minor and they've like commuted this. It's on his record. This will happen. Anyway, this year he got into the Olympics and the Olympics committee has been doing backflips to try to justify why a pedophile is there. He got booed in his when he came out onto the field to do his little volleyball, and then everyone cheered when he got eliminated to do his little volleyball, and then everyone cheered when he got eliminated.
Speaker 1:His name is Stephen van der Velde. They say he isn't a risk. I mean, I just I would have to disagree with that. And the survivors? I don't think this is survivors of him, specifically because he was one, 12 year old. But survivors of rape urged the Dutch Olympic committee to withdraw him. Dutch went or no, we cannot withdraw him. He's going to provide us with a golden medal.
Speaker 2:Really good at the accents today.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry that's gonna. That's not a good accent. I appreciate it though. So they said the quote is from the Dutch Olympic committee. The spokesperson said Steven is not a pedophile. You really don't think that DE, dutch, noc, dutch NOC in the Olympic Committee would send someone to Paris who is a real risk? No, he isn't a risk, but he is a pedophile. What do they mean? He's not a pedophile. Like you can say he's not a risk because you don't believe he's gonna like rape someone at the olympic games. Like good on you, maybe, but you can't turn around and be like he's not a pedophile. He had sex with a 12 year old disgusting, absolutely, absolutely wretched. And you know what? Where's bloody jk roland getting mad about him? Oh, drag queen to pedophiles.
Speaker 1:This is a literal pedophile and she's like oh, let's just point at this woman and be like that must be a man, it's so funny I watched.
Speaker 2:Actually, we're really going back to um because I also want to end on somewhat of a high note.
Speaker 2:Yeah, please, um, cleanse our palate and also just sort of explain to the, the people who, like you know, uh, still like discussing the xy chromosome thing and how that could be advantage. There is no doubt that that's an advantage, but when we are talking about professional sports, I do not play basketball. If you look at, the people who play basketball are in the NBA. They are mostly black individuals because, generally speaking, these individuals carry more fast twitch muscle fiber than I do will ever be able to hold. Also, genetically, they're way taller than me.
Speaker 1:I'm never going to play in the NBA and I realized that yeah, I was really worried where you were going with that and then you really turned it around. I understand now I got a little twitchy, I got a little fast twitch in the middle. But you really did explain that quite well and I mean the simple, the simplest version, exactly what you said. They are genetically taller people, not not necessarily black people, but people that play like afl or people that play basketball are just taller people. Unfortunately, if you're sure, I personally couldn't go and do the weightlifting because I'm too tall, I'm freakishly tall. There's no way that I'm going to be able to get the muscle mass on me to hit that 61 kilos and still be able to lift that up and be like a competent person.
Speaker 2:Same with bodybuilding. When we talk about like bodybuilding shows and like the individuals who do really well in those shows and all the like the people now who are aspiring to be bodybuilders. And look those people on the Olympia stage. Yes, those individuals are taking drugs to look that way, but but the chances of you looking like that if you took the exact same amount of drugs as them close to nut, these are like we're talking about the one percent.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we've talked about this with the swimmer's body that everyone goes. If you go swimming, you'll get a swimmer's body. The people that take to swimming and then join swimming and do swimming a lot have a swimmer's body because they have the muscle inserts in the right place for their muscles to be good at swimming like it's a real chicken and egg situation, but we can literally see where it started.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so, yeah, that's. Um, so go crazy, join the olympics if you want. Please don't rape anyone. And um, let's, let's not cast dispersions on people's genders. Just for like a few weeks, yeah, just a couple. Yeah, just give yourself a break. Take a breat. If you are getting worked up that someone's got some certain chromosomes, just book in with a therapist or something Like take some time with a professional because something has unclicked in your brain that just needs to be plugged back in. It's a very easy fix, but just take a breather.
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Speaker 1:It's very big. I mean physically, not even as, like a metaphor, my head's very big Hats rarely fit. I was an XL.
Speaker 2:You would look so weird. I've never seen you wear a hat actually.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because they don't fit, I have to wear two hats, one on each of the two crowns on my head. I look like the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland. Oh, oh, my gosh. Well, basically that's it.