TooLong FellAsleep
Are you someone that can't seem to stay awake while watching a movie? Or maybe you're someone who thinks you can get the gist of a movie by watching the beginning and the ending, cause the middle part is just filler anyways. Well this is the podcast for you! Each episode, listen to Ray and Ryan take turns explaining their favorite movies to someone who has only seen the first and last fifteen minutes of it. Because why watch an entire movie, when you can just fall asleep instead?
Episodes
9 episodes
JoJo Rabbit - “We’ll burn down the house and blame Winston Churchill!”
In this episode, we sleep through the 2019 movie “JoJo Rabbit.” We have Max Juszczec on the Podcast again and he tries to figure out which Nazi Scarlett Johansson is playing while offending the Boy Scouts of America, and Ray talks about a ti...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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1:29:20
A Week Away - “I’m 17.6 miles away from civilization and surrounded by Jesus freaks.”
In this episode, we sleep through the 2021 movie “A Week Away.” Ray explains how this movie is pretty much a ripoff of the movie Holes and discusses why he finds Christian movies cringey, and Ryan is just confused why Todd Packer is allowed ...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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1:16:06
The Great Outdoors - “What the hell are you gonna do with a pontoon boat?”
In this episode, we sleep through the 1988 movie "The Great Outdoors". Ryan discusses what makes a movie funny while destroying all of his personal relationships, and Ray would rather just talk about “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.” Als...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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1:16:56
Lady in the Water - "Do you feel an awakening?"
In this episode, we go over the 2006 movie "Lady in the Water." Ryan just got married and couldn't make this episode, so special guest Max Juszczec steps in to figure out why a small child is staring at cereal box while getting mad about how M....
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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1:16:40
Mandy - "You're a vicious snowflake."
In this episode, we go over the 2018 movie "Mandy". Ray explains what Cheese Goblins are and why he thinks Nicholas Cage is the perfect horror movie actor, and Ryan explains why he thinks this movie takes place in the Mad Max universe.
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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1:02:39
Tenet - We live in a (not) Twilight world
In this episode, we go over the 2020 movie "Tenet." Ryan explains what happens in this Christopher Nolan science-fiction film, and tries to explain how time travel works in this movie, and Ray is just confused the entire time and is sad Toni Co...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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1:20:11
I'm Thinking of Ending Things - Someone has to be a pig infested with maggots, right?
In this episode, we go over the 2020 movie "I'm Thinking of Ending Things". Our good friend and first ever guest on the Podcast, Emily Schaechterle, has Ray and Ryan trying to figure out who Lucy is, why there's a naked old man following a cart...
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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58:50
Hereditary - Cause we don't have the EpiPen!
In this episode, we go over the 2018 movie "Hereditary." Ray talks about why this horror movie is one of the most successful horror movies in the 21st Century and how it caused a theater full of children to run in fear. And Ryan tries to figure...
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Episode 2
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51:27
