Blotto Beatles

We are the world’s leading hammered highbrows of Beatles broadcasting. In other words, we have a few drinks, we hit record, and we review and rank one Beatles song per episode.

Podcasting since 2020 • 121 episodes

Blotto Beatles

Latest Episodes

Ep. 102 - Sex on the Beach Sadie

We got a tease of the new McCartney record and we drop it to you!From there we don't talk about the Goo Goo Dolls, but we do discuss if we would go to space (or even just countries that start with "Sp"), how many copies of the new Macca ...

May 21, 2026 • 1:13:00

Ep. 101 - The Miller Lite Before

We're back baby! We kick back into the world of Blotto Beatles with news of the deluxe HELP! edition and its accompanying advertisement. From there we discuss the magic of late nights, small Macca shows, Macca in Dune 3, the Wings d...

April 16, 2026 • Season 1 • Episode 101 • 1:26:28

Ep. 100 - Don't Gimlet Me Down (feat. Sophie C.)

It's our 100th episode! We celebrate with a call from our attorney, a discussion of the Beatles casting, the first installment of our Beatles Actor Book Club series, more conversation about face filler than we thought possible, cur...

February 19, 2026 • Season 1 • Episode 100 • 2:02:37

Ep. 99 - I'll Be Pickleback

We start episode 99 with a classic Blotto Beatles Del Shannon/Dave Pirner mix up. From there, we spend 10 minutes quoting Schwarzenegger, discussing our favorite Christmas music, offering an A-Paul-ogy, forgetting which songs we've talked...

February 05, 2026 • Season 1 • Episode 99 • 1:03:25

Ep. 98 - The Long And Wine-ing Road (feat. Andrew Gower)

Do you like cease and desist letters from Paul McCartney dramatically read by Canadians? Then you've come to the right place. After that, episode 98 kicks off in earnest with a discussion o which Beatle would be the best to go on a ...

January 22, 2026 • Season 1 • Episode 98 • 1:51:06