We've reached the climax, folks! James is in town, and Bella's common sense just left. How did we get to the Alice reveal with no foreshadowing? Can we reconcile the biggest plot hole in the book? How come Edward has to suck the venom?V...

The climax of this book is really shaping up to be... Well, pretty anticlimactic, actually. When did cell phones arrive in Forks? Why don't vampires watch TV? How did James get this phone number?Visit mthg.org to donate to the Quileute ...

Everyone's got to admit they're wrong sometimes, and it's our turn to say we were wrong about how interesting Carlisle's origin story would be. Would Carlisle approve of Bella and Edward touching his priceless painting? Does SMeyer create innue...

Boy howdy, do these things just keep getting longer! What grade would you give Edward's presentation on his powers? Is it more concerning that Edward stalks Bella, or that she is flattered by it? How is Carlisle the most interesting character s...

In today's episode, it's Microphone? Schmicrophone! Where the tech is made up and the sound quality doesn't matter (sorry guys). How many times can we summarize the same school day without messing up the timeline? Will Bella ever try in gym cla...