The +1/+1 is good. 

A rat with a knife.

Circular like a whackin' wheel.

Easalt Monolith

We had to put the joke somewhere. 

"Sorry Jake" - "No, don't apologize to him" 

Great job last Thursday, Cody.

Dune has 412 pages, Little Women has 759 pages, and Stephen King's "It" comes in at 1,138 pages. You'll need this context for later. 

Umbris's Umbras Deck

 David Daddy Jones is a flying large fish.

"My Grandpa gave me the 'ol "Overgrown Farmland"

"Like a Katamari Damacy" 

Jack-off motion into the computer phone

"I've never seen Luigi once suck a turd out of a toilet"

Thank you, Sheldon. You've saved us from people who build decks.

Beware the Maker Horror Man

Liliana joins waterdeep or something.

This can sometimes help. It doesn't help. 

Magic is about color.

A haunted house inside a person.

It's Stan Helsing on a steampunk motorcycle with a figurehead of a unicorn with a silver horn.

Your life comes into play tapped.

Send ya to Davy Joan's Locker.

We are real excited for this one. 

We continue to review MH2. It only gets grim near the end.