The Golfing Hack
Episodes
22 episodes
22. The epic final chapter in the Making of Frank Carter Golf Detective
It all comes to a head in this final chapter. What will Minka do with Pennyborne? What will Frank do with his parents? What will any of us do when this podcast ends? Gah! It's too terrible to contemplate! So knuckle down and prepare yourself fo...
21. They all burst into the room
The muderer has been unmasked and yet the story goes on. What of Frank and his parents and the Zoners and will Minka get her revenge upon Pennyborne. Can't wait to find out? Don't!
20. The real murderer revealed! No really.
The final twist. The murderer revealed! In the journey of Waldo from man to monster from the sea, the sinister killer reveals itself at last. A shocking truth that will rock you to your core!
19. Of a love too pure for this world
Fate waits for us all, and for some, it turns them into monsters from the sea.
18. All things considered
Has Jack gone too far? The murderer's deeper identity is revealed and Neil is disgusted, noting that there is a difference between plausibility and possibility.
17. The murderer revealed
At last! We learn who the murderer is ... and there is no way ... NO WAY ... that you picked it.
16. Who are the Royal and Ancient
The Royal and Ancient come under the microscope as they pursue their Cease and Desist against the rampant fornicating upon the golf courses of the world.
15. All you need is faith
Frank has discovered that his parents are alive and seeks them out. Meanwhile, Jack awaits an answer from the Royal And Ancient.
14. Is there nothing golf can't do?
Frank decides to take the game of golf back up after swearing he will never set foot upon a course again. Meanwhile, the new method of attaining the perfect rhythm for a golf swing is coming under criticism from the Royal and Ancient itself!
13. Slow back and pound
Whilst the golfing world is swept into a festival of rhythm, Minka takes on the mysterious Lord Pennyborne to surprising results.
12. Feel the rhythm
In this episode we discover that the rhythm of a golf swing is the same as the rhythm of making love and golfers across the world are experimenting enthusiastically.
11. The ultimate tactic
Jack discloses a shockingly powerful tactic used on him by a playing partner, something he will carry for the rest of his life, while we discover the origins of the mysterious Zoners.
10. Lord Pennyborne
The Royal Knutz receives a special visitor while Minka begins to make an impression on the locals.
9. The ghosts of golfing past
Frank finds himself at a golf club for the first time since the death of his parents, while Jack and Neil discuss the standing of the club pro.
8. The Real Deal
At last, Frank is back and moving closer to his destiny upon the Royal Knutz, while Jack loses the fight against players who ask for dodgy drops and Neil questions his legacy to this world.
7. Neil goes missing
In this episode Neil mysteriously disappears, while Detective Smyers finally comes to the realisation that no-one from outside the game can possibly hope to understand the mind of the golfer.
6. Desperate times
Detective Inspector Smyers plays a game of golf in a desperate attempt to understand the mind of the golfer.
5. Join with us
There is a second murder and Detective Smyers comes to a grim realisation. Meanwhile, Neil exposes his plans for slow players.
4. It's not cheating, it's the law
Detective Inspector Richard Smyers begins his murder investigation and quickly learns that golfers are a breed unto themselves.
3. Cheating death
There is a murder at the Royal Knutz, the murder of a cheat, and Neil is of a mind to forgive the perpetrator for the greater good done to the game.