
We Aren't Friends's Podcast
Five Flaccid Failures talking about the topics you want to hear about and some you don’t, but it’s our podcast so deal with it. We aren’t friends and you will hear it in our conversations.
Episodes
11 episodes
Episode 11
Trigger Warning! In this episode we discuss sex work and whether or not it should be legalized. Should everyone really be a winner? or is that mentality ruining our society? Can I finally guess and AI movie correct? And finally we dive into som...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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1:12:31

Episode 10
We Are BACK!!! The gang is all here (with 1 major recasting). What has everyone been up to after 3 years away???? Where does everyone draw the line with dangerous sex? Can a pet be too dangerous to own if you have kids? And where does everyone ...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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55:19

Episode 9
Garcia is back! F,M,K with Halloween, Christmas, and Thanksgiving. Rob and True have terrible takes. The group discusses sex therapy and if they would try it if their intimacy began to fizzle out. Has social media destroyed social interac...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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55:49

Episode 8
Garcia is fired?? In this episode we explore the idea of receiving money in exchange for allowing our significant others a 1 night stand. How outrageous is the idea and does everyone really have a price? We spend some time recapping the electio...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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49:11

Episode 7
ELECTION SPECIAL: Does sex education have a place in our public school system and should it be optional? We discuss our thoughts on the subject and touch on the sex education we received growing up. We also discuss low voter turnout. Why does a...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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55:23

Episode 6
Group discussion on how each of us learned about the birds and the bees. We find out that Rob is a freakin weirdo. Austin and Rob discover a crazy behavior they used to share. We move on to the more serious topic about a COVID 19 va...
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50:15

Episode 5
Sorry for the delay, Garcia sucks. We start by discussing whether or not we would be able date someone who is asexual. Mrs. Bushybutt stops by to lend a female perspective (maybe she replaces True?). We move on to discussing the state of the NF...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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52:50

Episode 4
What would you do if your partner was allergic to your sperm? We discuss that. In a more serious note we talk about the lives and legacies of Kobe Bryant and Chadwick Boseman. Two great men lost too soon. We then hop into celebrity gossip and d...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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53:45

Episode 3
Things get interesting as we discuss what kinks are too kinky for us. Is anything too kinky for Austin? We dive into the more serious conversation of assisted suicide, should it be legal? Celebrity gossip discusses John Krasinski and whether or...
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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52:40

Episode 2
We get a little more serious this episode and show we are more than just funny. What would you do if your significant other told you they had an Onlyfans? We discuss how we would react if we found out one of our parents wasn't really biological...
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Season 1
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Episode 2
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48:34

Pilot (WARNING EXPLICIT CONTENT)
We try to get ourselves in trouble before we even begin. Controversial topic right off the bat. Then we discover who all doesn't really love their significant others. Its crazy. We talk about all the speculation surrounding Dr. Disrespect. True...
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Season 1
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Episode 1
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52:48
