I Need a Date for the Wedding
WANTED: Discreet, dysfunctional pair of millennials seek open-minded audience for casual encounters and shenanigans. Gibbs is an engaged academic with a tenuous grip on her sanity. Her hobbies include wedding planning, whittling, weightlifting, and ranting. Shah is an unattached artist with a compromised moral compass. His hobbies include anything toxic you can think of. We are open to anyone over the age of 18 who won’t mind sharing us with their friends (and family, if that’s what you’re into). Flexibility is a plus (physically or ethically). Must be comfortable with: explicit language, hysteria, chest hair, arts and crafts, primates, cosplay and cross dressing. Sound like your type of party? Then don't be shy... we're only creepy sometimes.
I Need a Date for the Wedding
S2E5 | So, We're Banned from Tinder
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I feel like no one is surprised that these two are banned from Tinder. Anywho, in this episode Shah reveals how he finally got closure with the ex-girlfriend who inspired this entire show... and it's somehow more socially awkward than you are anticipating. Gibbs then tells the story about the times her fiancé tried to breakup with her, and the petty way she reminds him of it to this day.
As they go further down the rabbit hole, the lads discuss breakups and divorce rates and such. Gibbs talks about the unique cast of characters from her dating history - including a heroin addict, a male model, and a pedophile. In case you were wondering what her type is.
Oh, and bonus points if you can guess which TV show Gibbs played a stripper on.