I Need a Date for the Wedding
WANTED: Discreet, dysfunctional pair of millennials seek open-minded audience for casual encounters and shenanigans. Gibbs is an engaged academic with a tenuous grip on her sanity. Her hobbies include wedding planning, whittling, weightlifting, and ranting. Shah is an unattached artist with a compromised moral compass. His hobbies include anything toxic you can think of. We are open to anyone over the age of 18 who won’t mind sharing us with their friends (and family, if that’s what you’re into). Flexibility is a plus (physically or ethically). Must be comfortable with: explicit language, hysteria, chest hair, arts and crafts, primates, cosplay and cross dressing. Sound like your type of party? Then don't be shy... we're only creepy sometimes.
I Need a Date for the Wedding
S2E7 | Spit on Me, It's Fine
Gibbs drinks breast milk. I just want that to be your takeaway from this.
Welcome back for part two of a three-episode arc on hygiene! This time, your favorite degenerates discuss all the fun intersections of hygiene and sexuality. If you're still listening to this podcast after the LAST episode, then you definitely deserve the insanity that comes out of their mouths in THIS one.
Shah took it upon himself to lead the discussion this time, so don't expect any peer reviewed sources to be cited here. Anywho, this casually uncomfortable conversation starts off with a talk about saliva, then meanders its way to such topics as vomit, lactating, body odor, male AND female ejaculation, period sex, annnnnd all the other fun stuff you were just dying to hear about.
Also, did you know men can get yeast infections?
We need a new intro.
Speaker 2:Welcome anyone and everyone listening out there. I'm Shaw, I'm Gibbs. She's trying to grow out, he's really not. And this is I Need A Date For the Wedding. Who's?
Speaker 1:gonna catch the cake? Who's gonna?
Speaker 2:catch the STI.
Speaker 1:You didn't ask, but you'll find out all that and more. Don't be shy, because we're really not.
Speaker 2:You probably shouldn't be listening to this at work.
Speaker 1:While I don't care about you, be care. It did get to the point where I had to tell her hey, trying to find your clip is literally like trying to find a needle in the haystack. Right now, you gotta, you know, meet me halfway here. I, I did something stupid.
Speaker 2:Oh, no you.
Speaker 1:I entered this bidding war for this Hornstarr's panties.
Speaker 2:For what purpose? For what purpose?
Speaker 1:Um, you innocent little bean.
Speaker 2:No, I under I understand, but you just don't seem the type she was hot.
Speaker 1:I'm normally not, but she was hot Well. So I almost matched the bid, but instead I said no, I'm.
Speaker 2:I've never met a more pathetic human being. Truly what an accomplishment.
Speaker 1:So are you? I don't. I got the choice of words that come to mind is in the mood, but I'm like I'd rather not use that particular choice.
Speaker 2:That's the worst choice of words that you could use Cause. The answer is absolutely no.
Speaker 1:Are you in the right state of mind? No, not now. Whenever you feel inclined to jump into it this time, you will be the one to say Hello everyone.
Speaker 2:All right, I'm ready. Are you ready?
Speaker 1:Indeed I am.
Speaker 2:Okay, oh, hello, I didn't see you come in there.
Speaker 1:So uh no don't ever do that again.
Speaker 2:All right, I'm going to take it from the top.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 2:Okay, oh, hello, I didn't see you come in there.
Speaker 1:I just told you that again. Take it from the top, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hey, hey everyone, this is a podcast.
Speaker 1:Yes, it is. It is a podcast. Do you remember the name of the podcast? I need a day for the wedding. There you go. Do you remember what number episode this is?
Speaker 2:Oh, absolutely not, no.
Speaker 1:Who knows? But yeah, hey, everyone, it's us. Gibson shop Also, you have to shout out Olivia K and the Parkers for the theme music that they provided for this lovely show.
Speaker 2:Thank you, I'll leave you, okay, and the Parkers.
Speaker 1:I feel their regret every time I say their names out there, their review of us. The word that stood out was heinous.
Speaker 2:I feel that, I feel that in my bones. Well, we're back, back again.
Speaker 1:Probably you're probably surprised at the quick turnaround from the last episode. Well, we needed to get this out pretty quickly because our subscription for our hosting service was about to renew and we wanted to get our money's worth. So here you go Two episodes in a very short span of time.
Speaker 2:Thanks to me.
Speaker 1:Well, here we are part two of this three episode arc about hygiene and stuff.
Speaker 2:Let's talk about ears more.
Speaker 1:Nope, we're not going to do that.
Speaker 2:There's so much more. If we ever get something where we release extra content, that will be on it. That's my promise to you.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So today we are back to talk about hygiene and such, and for now it's with a decidedly sexual tilt to it. Today we're talking about sexual kinks and such as a relate to hygiene, bodily fluids, all that other fun stuff that I am much more comfortable with.
Speaker 2:I do enjoy talking about bodily fluids Like what kind are we talking about?
Speaker 1:I'm so glad you asked. I'm so glad you asked.
Speaker 2:I hate it when you do this. Yeah, this is I hate it I hate anything that gives you joy Saw this article. Yeah, but I don't trust your article selection.
Speaker 1:I just, I just picked the first like random things I found my standards for articles is your standards are lower, much, much lower.
Speaker 2:I'm like I'm just clicking whatever we don't have to qualify what standards, just standards.
Speaker 1:I just click on the first fucking thing. All right. Cool, this matches some of the words that I put into my search. Cool, that's the article I'm going to use. Fuck, like you, I'm checking the fucking credentials, or whoever wrote this.
Speaker 2:Are they citing their sources?
Speaker 1:They're real, they just be making up names for, actually, the very first article Google suggested to me it was giving all these tips in regards to sexual hygiene, and the very first tip on the very first fucking article was wash your hands before, during and after sex.
Speaker 2:During.
Speaker 1:Exactly, I got the before, I understand the before and I understand the after during. That's interesting.
Speaker 2:Well, isn't that why you do like the different fingers? Yeah, actually, yeah.
Speaker 1:And we can talk about that. I will not cite this article, thank you, I will just steal their ideas.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:What are they going to do? They're not peer review. The fuck are they going to do about it? That's way too much work. I'll just regurgitate the information that I get from this article. All right, so I think we should mirror the format of our last episode, in that we should start from the top down. Where I'm thinking about starting is with saliva. This is an easy one. This is a softball one. I think that it becoming more socially acceptable for people to talk about enjoying people's spinning on that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 1:Which I'm down for. That's perfectly cool with me. That's perfectly fine with me.
Speaker 2:I mean, I think it is such an interesting thing that these things that in a sexual context are fine but in any other context can be degrading.
Speaker 1:Yeah, in my everyday life, me, the extremely, extremely conceded person that I am.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but also the extremely prissy person that I am.
Speaker 1:In my actual everyday life someone doing that to me, I would fucking murder them Like yeah, I would not tolerate that, but in my sex life, oh, yeah. Hell yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2:Yeah, completely different context.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm 100% down for it. Now I have not had a partner who requested that on them or spit in their mouth or anything like that, so I do not know if I have that in me. I don't want to feel like I'm degrading someone that just feels mean to me.
Speaker 2:I don't want to feel like, but is that something that you want for you? Yeah, sure, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1:It's not something that I request, but at the times that I have experienced it, I have enjoyed it. Now, ground rules for this episode here Every time you answer a sex related question, please exclude your current sexual relationship with your fiancee, because I don't want to have to look him in the eye and know certain things about it. I actually respect your fiancee. I actually like him as a person.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's a good guy, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'd rather not know certain things about him, specifically his sex life. So that's the one rule for this episode is please do not tell me anything about your current sex life. Let's just speak broadly about your past experiences. So for you, what is your personal opinion and experience with spitting in your sex life?
Speaker 2:I feel like it's not really been present. It's not for everyone.
Speaker 1:and also, to be fair, having a really, really pretty girl spitting on you is very different from having some weird looking guy spitting on you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and you know, that's like kind of what I'm into. I feel like it had to have happened to me at some point. I don't think it would like it would make me stop, but I think it would make me think like what, what I'm?
Speaker 1:all for it. I'm really into it.
Speaker 2:Please feel, not you, but I know, because you would like knock me into the ground. If I did that, I would. I would.
Speaker 1:I would strangle you to death. That'd be like the one time we intentionally make physical contact with me, we strangle you to death and you spit on me Like that's just, that's how that would go. Just so you, just so you know it's the one.
Speaker 2:It's the one time you will, you will see us touching you. Yes.
Speaker 1:He choking you like Bart Simpson. So you know it's all about the power play for me. I'm all about that, the mental part of it. That's a very, very, very strong statement being made there in terms of the power dynamic. So it's cool at me. Any extremely attractive women out there who want to spit on me, feel free.
Speaker 2:Not just on the streets.
Speaker 1:Yes, don't do that. Do not do that. Okay, so I have our next part of the body. There's a whole thing now where guys are really into into lactating women, breast milk and all that stuff. I feel like there's a whole lot of really dark trauma behind some of these fucking kinks, and that's one of I have never had the inclination to indulge in that.
Speaker 2:I have tasted breast milk before I tasted breast milk, like last year. How did that happen? I was just curious to how it tasted, so I asked my sister.
Speaker 1:No, no, that's still not. How did that happen?
Speaker 2:That wasn't an answer, because she was putting away her breast milk after she pumped and I was like what does it taste like? And she's like I don't know. So we both tasted it.
Speaker 1:I thought this episode was going to be easy on me.
Speaker 2:I just have stories, I'm just interested in life. You know I have a zest for life.
Speaker 1:How was your experience?
Speaker 2:It didn't really taste like much.
Speaker 1:Here's an interesting one, vomit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:What yeah what.
Speaker 2:I'm, I've, I've. Yeah, I've been acquainted with it.
Speaker 1:How? So let's talk about this.
Speaker 2:Just in in the, in the hearings of experiences, it's just like a thing that I've heard about. You've heard about in terms of like, in terms of several different kind of things, in terms of, just straight up, liking puke, but also liking the gagging and the puking.
Speaker 1:OK, firstly, I don't get what kind of pleasure guys get from women gagging on their penises. I can tell you there is literally no physical enjoyment from that. That doesn't do anything special to you physically, so I don't get why that's. A thing guys are really into is women gagging on their dicks.
Speaker 2:Do you think it's just like another thing, like a power thing or like a humiliation thing?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I feel like it's a, it's a power thing. Anything that can make a guy think that his penis is the best thing in the world the biggest and best thing in the world they'll probably enjoy. I guess that's one of them, whereas for me it's like you know, are you OK? Are you, are you good? Do not die, because this would be a horrible situation for you to die in, for me to.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because then you would just run away, you would find a new place to live, the body could stay there.
Speaker 1:So that's number one. Two I don't know. It sounded to me like you had some personal experiences as it pertains to vomit in sexual situations.
Speaker 2:I feel like that's also possible, but I've blocked a lot of things out. To be fair, it is a fair spot.
Speaker 1:Spit is one thing. That's cool, that's chilled. I'm all for it. Sure, why not?
Speaker 2:But vomit Nah there are so many ways that it can go. Like it so depends on what they ate, doesn't it?
Speaker 1:Let's not talk about this any more.
Speaker 2:No, you don't OK, you're done. Ok now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yep, we have hit our time limit on that particular subject the guns swiftly. Not for me, yeah.
Speaker 2:You take away all my fun.
Speaker 1:Yes, happily so. Who? All right. So this next one? I am curious because this is not something that? Nope, I would not be surprised if this was something you were into, because it feels like it's up your alley here. Arm pits what about them? Smelling arm, smelling armpits, looking armpits. I feel like that's. That'd be like a king for you.
Speaker 2:No, my partner is pretty stinky, but we just recently I feel like that'd be a king for you. We got like this new kind of deodorant thing that's supposed to not have him smell for longer. So we do, we do periodically test it by like I'll sniff his armpits and like sometimes I'll sniff mine to see if I smell. I very rarely do, but I don't like body contact.
Speaker 1:So that's interesting. I feel like you do in kind of like a clinical sense. But yeah, you have not transitioned to incorporating it as part of your sex life, and I feel like, or like my romantic life, because I'm not a cutler.
Speaker 2:I think that touching is too much.
Speaker 1:That is surprising. I wouldn't have put a lot of money on that, but I would have gambled on that. It feels like there are now a ton of people who are into either smelling people's armpits for sexual satisfaction or smelling people's feet in their dirty socks and shoes and stuff like that. That creeps me out, just so you know, I know.
Speaker 2:Don't kink, shame.
Speaker 1:No, I will.
Speaker 2:OK, OK.
Speaker 1:Or I'll put like this I'm not necessarily trying to shame anyone, I am just telling them that I find them disgusting.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're like OK, so, so shame.
Speaker 1:OK, I support you doing it, but I find you disgusting as human beings.
Speaker 2:OK. So then my request is like for a listener to really kind of I don't know Cinderella story, you know where they make you fall in love with them and then reveal that they're super into this.
Speaker 1:That's my fear meeting someone that I am super compatible with and getting along great, everything's going well, and then, like a month into the relationship, they reveal that they have some weird fucking kink that I'm really not into. That's a legitimate fear of mine is that.
Speaker 2:I really hope that happens to you.
Speaker 1:No, that for me would be grounds for breaking up. What if you were like a year in, a year in probably wouldn't break up with them. If it's a year in, then they haven't broached it with me. I wouldn't break up with them, but they would have to learn to live the rest of their lives Never completely fulfilled sexually, because we're not doing that.
Speaker 1:There's this one girl who, uh, one thing that she was really into that made me uncomfortable was she was really, really, really into the idea of rimming men and I'm like, no, we're not doing that you didn't like it. Didn't try it and have no inclination to try it.
Speaker 2:Okay, just a question.
Speaker 1:How about you? Was that your thing?
Speaker 2:100% yeah, someone, yeah, who hates bodies and touching them. Yeah, that's definitely my thing.
Speaker 1:You do know that what you just said could be edited in a way that doesn't sound like sarcasm.
Speaker 2:Clip that. Clip that, please. I'm fine with that. Oh shit, oh, I forgot. I just remembered I met someone on Tinder who was interested in having that done to them and I was like that's an interesting preference. And they were like I'll take a shower, and I said I don't think that makes a difference. It's an interesting thing for me to know as a person, but I will do nothing with this information.
Speaker 1:I understand that for men they're a prostate, as they say, the male G spot. I understand, but also not interested. You know that's your thing, hey, cool, not mine.
Speaker 2:You're not going to shame them like uh, like the sniffers.
Speaker 1:No, I won't shame them, but the idea of rimming men that's, you have to be a wild, bold, kinky motherfucker and I kind of respected men with the hygiene habits that men have and something like. Really Okay, that's where you want to put your hats off to you.
Speaker 2:More power to you.
Speaker 1:I understand that anal play is a very, very, very, very, very common part of most people's sexual lives. I understand, However, over here not a thing I'm interested in.
Speaker 2:Not a thing at all.
Speaker 1:Nope, no, I don't know, that's just not how I'm oriented sexually. I don't feel inclined to explore.
Speaker 2:Me and my partner like to try and goose each other.
Speaker 1:What does that mean? I'd rather not. I want to ask you that, oh, fuck it.
Speaker 2:You know where you're just like living your life and then you just try to like put your finger in their butthole, like he'll be doing dishes and I'll try and goose him. Or I'll be like smoking a cigarette and he'll try and goose me. You know, it's not a sexual thing, it's just a funny thing for us.
Speaker 1:So I'm guessing you're not into scatophilia.
Speaker 2:It's a secret pleasure, I don't want to talk about it. I mean, I'm interested in poo as the whole poo thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just as a mechanism of the body.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, but not as like a sex thing. That's not really me or my fiance, but we did just have a conversation about whether or not we want to be the type of couple that shows each other our poos, because sometimes they're really impressive and you just want to show somebody.
Speaker 1:I thought you were about to say like just to check to make sure you're healthy.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, no no, not that, Never that. No, no, no, that would be ridiculous.
Speaker 1:I've never gotten to the point in the relationship where we do that, not that we even. I'm not even inclined to do that, but I've never gotten to the stage of a relationship where that would even be an option. Definitely not interested in scatophilia or anything like that.
Speaker 2:But what about the P1? What's it called?
Speaker 1:Urophagia. I believe I pronounced that correctly.
Speaker 2:Okay, urophagia, it's hard when you just read about the things.
Speaker 1:I don't really have occasion to see this word out loud. Yeah, I don't think I'd like being peed on. I don't think I would like peeing on someone, but I'm not reflexively opposed to it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just think, because it's like it's warm, isn't it?
Speaker 1:I like the whole power play behind it, but just the. The actual act itself doesn't seem appealing.
Speaker 2:I think if I had a penis I'd probably be more fine with doing it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Having a penis is fun. It's never been brought up before to me, but I could see myself being talked into by a partner who was really really into it as their kink. I could see myself being drunkenly persuaded to try it out, but I don't think I would like it.
Speaker 2:I only knew somebody who was into watching the peeing, I can understand that oddly enough Then again.
Speaker 1:I have voyeuristic tastes, but we'll talk about that in a later show. Uh, did you know guys can get yeast infections?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I did not, until how you got a yeast infection, you got yeasted?
Speaker 1:Nope, I did not. In fact, I'm still questioning the logistics of how the fuck that happens for a guy.
Speaker 2:Wait, can guys just straight up get a yeast infection?
Speaker 1:I don't know, I still don't know, I have no idea. This guy.
Speaker 2:I had a yeast infection one time and to like solve it or wait, how do you say treat, cure, treat it. There we go. That's the point. Solve the puzzle of the yeast infection. I had to put a small, weird looking egg in my vagina.
Speaker 1:How was that experience for you?
Speaker 2:I thought it was really funny.
Speaker 1:Were you with this time.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:How did he feel about this?
Speaker 2:I sent him a picture of the egg.
Speaker 1:This is our child.
Speaker 2:Isn't she beautiful? She's about to get incubated.
Speaker 1:Here's an interesting topic that we have to touch on before we move away from this part of the body as a whole ejaculation. So you want to start?
Speaker 2:male or female ejaculation? Which one do you want?
Speaker 1:No, I was going to say which one do you want to touch on first. I was like that's a very interesting choice of words for this. This particular part of the body, which subject would you like to broach first? Male or female ejaculation Female, all right. So big viral topic on social media is whether or not female ejaculate is just straight up urine.
Speaker 2:It's not.
Speaker 1:It's not like.
Speaker 2:When people say do your research, it means like not things that are already known.
Speaker 1:You want to hear a.
Speaker 2:No, you know it. Why I know you?
Speaker 1:don't, what would you?
Speaker 2:No, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1:You will have to speak from this perspective.
Speaker 2:I guess, I guess.
Speaker 1:I don't know what the experience women have of being ejaculated on by men. I cannot speak for that experience and how they feel about it. So on and so forth. Here's a question I have for you.
Speaker 2:There's no knowing whether or not I'll answer it.
Speaker 1:Here's a question I have for you.
Speaker 2:What do you? I don't want to do this anymore.
Speaker 1:This is fucking payback you owe me for this, this is not the same. What do you do with male ejaculation? A guy comes, what then?
Speaker 2:I mean, it's in a condom usually, so fair enough. I will not be pregnant. I will not be pregnant because I keep telling my partner. You know what time it is. Snip, snip o'clock.
Speaker 1:I can't answer this question either, because for our new listeners and probably for Gibbs because I'm sure you have blocked this memory out of me saying this- Naturally I do not have orgasms from sex, so every time you have that kind of face, though that says it. I do not want you to expound on that every time.
Speaker 2:And I will not.
Speaker 1:Every time I've had a partner say something like come on me or come in me and come in my mouth, or anything like that, I'm like that's not going to happen.
Speaker 2:Can you just like high five? Can you just like pee a little bit or something and be like that was penis juice?
Speaker 1:I would not be on a partner unless they asked me to.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So period so.
Speaker 2:I'm not into period sex. Huh, it feels different. Can you feel a difference?
Speaker 1:No, not really off the top. No, I couldn't, really, couldn't really feel the difference and, granted the times that has happened for me, they were at the very, very beginning or the very, very end of their cycle. Maybe that's part of the reason why I couldn't feel much of a difference.
Speaker 2:Cause like yeah, my partner says, he can.
Speaker 1:Period sex school. I'm down with that too. It's not a kink thing. I'm not into blood as a kink, but it doesn't bother me in terms of natural body processes.
Speaker 2:Would you want to be cut or cut somebody? Is that a sexy thing?
Speaker 1:I would be down for knife play in bed. I would be down for sure. I mean, I would not be interested in cutting someone, hurting someone to that extent where it's like actual pain. It's not a fun type of pain, it's actual pain. That doesn't appeal to me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's different than just like spitting on someone or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's, that's, yeah, that's nothing. But doing that to me? Yeah, sure For sure, absolutely Go crazy.
Speaker 2:No, don't go crazy. Well, maybe go crazy Intendentive yeah.
Speaker 1:Put a little fear for my life in me.
Speaker 2:Go for his neck yeah.
Speaker 1:Maybe, like you know, a little nick here or there on the neck enough to make me wonder if you're going to kill me. I will reiterate is again I'm sure Gibbs blocked this memory out. One of the few unfulfilled fantasies I have is I would love for a partner to hold up a real knife to my throat in bed, and if they feel the need to make a couple of little cuts to prove their point, I'm down for that too, preferably not on my face, but yeah, anywhere else on his face, on his face because of your type, I imagine you have had some bad experience in terms of the hygiene of your sexual partners.
Speaker 1:Got any fun stories that come to mind?
Speaker 2:A lot of people stinky. A lot of people stinky Really. But I think that I have kind of a good sense of smell. I smell people a lot. It's something that I've noticed about myself.
Speaker 1:It'd be great to just put that out with no context. You've seen the words. I smell people a lot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, clip that, you just clip that, but that's really the worst of it, I think.
Speaker 1:The worst sexual experience I ever had. Most of it was down to just the poor hygiene of my part. Actually, the worst two sexual experiences I ever had were down to the hygiene of my partners. I don't know me. If I know I'm getting laid, I go take a shower. I shower all the time but like especially when I'm on the floor.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was like you shower all the time, like I don't think that's like a special thing for you. I don't think I've ever particularly bathed because I thought I was gonna get laid.
Speaker 1:Here's a slight little twist, less on the sexual side of it and more on the emotional intimacy side of it. Have you ever heard of the phrase fluid bonding?
Speaker 2:I don't think I have heard of that phrase. No, Okay. Is it like when people cut their palms and then they're like now we have a blood bond, is it that? Or is it like you put your penis and my penis and then we ejaculate into each other, because I think I mean, we've discussed this I don't have a penis, so I can't do this.
Speaker 1:We've not discussed that before.
Speaker 2:We've discussed me not having a penis before, because that's how I've never used a condom.
Speaker 1:Thank you for clarifying that, because I would have remembered if we ever discussed the scenario of putting a penis on a penis. I would have remembered that. Okay yeah, fluid bonding. Okay, yeah, back to the topic.
Speaker 1:That specific term may not have heard of, but the idea behind it, I think, is pretty intuitive. It's the term that we apply to the moment in which a couple decides to forego using protective barriers in sex and, as such, sharing their genital fluids To goo. Yeah, now that term is used specifically in regards to sex. I do understand that idea Conceptually. It makes sense to me that that could be a benchmark in certain people's relationships.
Speaker 2:I think also, if it's going to be a significant moment, then I think it's also a signifier of trusted monogamy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, trust. I think there's that element of trust. There is what is at the heart of that sense of intimacy that comes from fluid bonding. So I understand it. I myself shall continue to use condoms with every single partner, every single time. Another thing that I understand, but not for me.
Speaker 2:I'm still waiting for marriage.
Speaker 1:So two out of three episodes down. We're in the home stretch here, man.
Speaker 2:Being released on schedule, no problems.
Speaker 1:Exactly as we planned the entire time. We just have one more to go and then we will close the fucking book on this dark time. In this fucking We'll come back.
Speaker 2:We'll come back to it. We'll come back to it. I'd really rather not.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's it for this one, not as bad as the last one. We had fun.
Speaker 2:I thought the last one was more fun, in my opinion. Okay no fun. Okay no opinions.
Speaker 1:So yeah, we'll see y'all later. So this is the point where we tell our listeners to fuck off.
Speaker 2:But not until after we plug our website.
Speaker 1:We don't have a website.
Speaker 2:But we do have social media.
Speaker 1:Follow me at Shaman the Poet.
Speaker 2:And I'm definitely not a gypsy.
Speaker 1:Well, that's the end of the show.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna go fuck off.