Ascending
Come for the strange artwork and stay for the convos. Two friends covering politics, current events and pop culture in a fun and informative way. Ascending is to rise, to move upward, to uplift and that’s what we aim to do with our conversations and our listeners.
Episodes
82 episodes
2 Dudes 1 Douche
We had plenty of wild ish to cover from Elon Musk's many polls to Kanye West's hates and trolls, from Liver King getting outed to Trump throwing his red Maga hat back into the ring and more! Plus we continue our end of year tradition: awarding ...
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Episode 74
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1:26:22
3 Kings Too Many
FINALLY we're back to discuss the latest headlines including Kanye's latest & greatest catastrophe, social media sensations Liver King & Andrew Tate plus more! We also give our condolences to music star Takeoff while breaking down his t...
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Episode 73
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1:43:31
Gorillapox & Deshaun's Coxxx
FINALLY back in the podcast sack for episode 72 and it's fye as ever! The beginnings of the college football season, the monkeypox "mystery", Deshaun Watson's indiscretions that led to suspension, Biden & Trump's kiddie fight and more are d...
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Episode 72
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1:04:12
Aborting Justice
The overturning of Roe v. Wade, Brittney Griner's appeal to Pres. Biden, the latest wave of mass shootings and more! Please subscribe and follow the links below to support the pod!https://www.facebook.com/AscendingPodcast/https://twitte...
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Episode 71
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1:02:25
Buzz Lightqueer & Election Fear
Paying a Nazi off with taxpayer dollars, the desire to have Trump criminally prosecuted, the controversy over Buzz Lightyear's new homosexual adventure, Juneteenth exposing racism and more! Please subscribe and follow the links below to support...
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Episode 70
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1:00:51
Amber's Turd & Depp's Rep
We return to discuss the wild trial of Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard, frisky nap times, finger banging and more! Please subscribe and follow the links below to support the pod!https://www.facebook.com/AscendingPodcast/https://twitter.com/a...
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Episode 69
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1:36:01
Tyson Swings & Butt Things
Mike Tyson goes for the knockout, Alex Jones bottoms out, the wonders of bidets, the Pete Davidson's of the world struggles and more! Please subscribe and follow the links below to support the pod!https://www.facebook.com/AscendingPodcast/<...
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Episode 68
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1:11:24
Will's Slap, Jada's Cap
Cam Newton's in 1950, Ethiopia's in 2014, Will Smith's slap's still echoing through time, Alex Jones's IRSWars, Tucker Carlson's Russian sympathy and more! Please subscribe and follow the links below to support the pod!https://www.facebook....
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Episode 67
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1:14:30
Will's Slap & Trump's Trap
Will Smith giving, Chris Rock receiving, Jada instigating, Trump's burner, Nate Diaz wants out and more are covered! Please subscribe & follow the links below to support the podcasts!https://www.facebook.com/gmantis.gmantis/ht...
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Episode 15
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43:08
Yay for Ye, Shete for Skete
Kanye's consistent craziness, Jussie Smollett's 6 day stay, saving strange mementos, an NFL filled Chew's Sports Corner (plus the trans swimmer) and much more are in store! Enjoy and please subscribe & follow the links below to support the ...
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Episode 66
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1:31:53
65 & Alive (For Now)
SORRY FOR THE WAIT! But like Lil Wayne many years ago, when we finally come we're spittin' flames! Putin, perverts, ungodly gas prices, averting World War 3, Cain Velasquez's vigilantism, a dirty bird dirty gambling on the NFL, Tom Brady going ...
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Episode 65
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1:51:11
Meta Pedophile & Kodak Style
DaBaby's latest antics putting the fool in foolishness, The Rock's XFL hooking up with the NFL, Kanye boosting his many years of beef, Facebook's pedophile getting exposed, Kodak Black's unfortunate Super Bowl weekend incident, UFC's continuing...
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Episode 12
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1:19:09
Klueless Kray Kimye
This episode is a lunch break full of hot takes! Social media mocks 50 Cent's whole dollar worth of middle age spread, Eminem's knee makes more noise than the halftime show itself, Kanye makes private complaints public and more are discussed!
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Episode 64
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Episode Sixty Threenis
It's gettin...hot in herre? hard in herre? 'leaked' in herre? ANYWAY, yes we're talking about Nelly's explicit video, The Great Penis Debate of 2022 that followed, the metaverse, perverse school lessons, choosing homelessness and more!https...
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Episode 63
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1:08:14
Rogan's Under Attack & Chew's BACK!
Chew's back in the front seat and we're bringing the heat! We mock Neil Young, sock it to Kid Rock and whoop up on Whoopi plus other headlines like Tom Brady's retirement, Biden's bungling of Russia, Brian Flores suing the NFL and more!http...
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Episode 62
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1:23:48
Say It With Ya...Paper??
Trying to NOT keep it as corny as Nick Cannon, G Mantis goes in on rich douches making meaningless messages with their money, Twitter being #DonewithCovid, Neil Young's Joe Rogan ultimatum to Spotify, Francis Ngannou's big UFC 270 win and more!...
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Episode 10
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1:20:23
Sleepy Chicken & Baptism Spittin'
Kanye West making Eazy headlines, crazy TikTok trends, a cocky pastor spitting and bullshitting, Biden struggling to make his case, heavyweight UFC 270 and much more are all on deck in episode 9!
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Episode 9
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1:50:23
G Mantis: Nice Acehole Ep. 8 "Peak Ye & Grudge Matches? Yay!"
Kanye doing Kanye things, a new "Fresh Prince" emerging, Hulk Hogan dropping the big leg on the covid vaccine, Uncle Murda's 2021 Wrap Up's ironic line about podcasts and more is touched on (pause). Also the fight game's latest is covered...
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Episode 8
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1:39:49
JRE, AB & The Capitol Riot Anniversary
Direct from the Ascendmobile, we take it right off the cliff by acknowledging the 1 yr. anniversary of the Jan. 6 Capitol riot then covering Joe Rogan's political maneuvers, Antonio Brown's latest stunts, AOC's Maskless in Miami and more!ht...
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Episode 61
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58:42
2 Guys, 1 Douchebag
And the award goes to!.....We go over the nominees for our Douchebag of the Year award and announce the winner. Also we discuss an airborne Karen making news, Kanye's new crib across the street from Kim K., reminisce about 2 girls 1 cup, we com...
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Episode 60
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1:37:35
Rigged KO's & Urban's Hoes
We lay the pod game down, face first like Tyron Woodley! We hit Jake Paul's latest (rigged?) victory, SantaCon making a comeback, Urban Meyer's damaged legacy, G Mantis getting introduced to Krampus and more! https://www.facebook.com/A...
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Episode 59
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1:42:59
G Mantis - Nice Acehole Ep. 4: "Smoke & Stroke"
Never fronting, G Mantis talks taking the back, from prison to UFC 269. Also gets into the Jussie Smollett verdict, Urban Meyer's latest (and final as Jag's coach) fuck up, Kim Kardashian passing the baby bar and more!https://www.facebook.c...
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Episode 4
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1:28:34
Masturbates & Uber Dates
This episode is hotter, is juicier than a gay Chicago bathhouse! We delve into the amusing Jussie Smollett trial revelations, Chew's religiously political Uber interaction, Jake Paul's unexpected Woodley rematch and much more!https://twitte...
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Episode 58
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1:39:44
G Mantis - Nice Acehole Ep. 3 "#ButtStill"
And still, the Nice Asshole himself is here and has another solo episode to tide over the beloved "Ascendants"! G Mantis hits on Chris Cuomo's latest bit of foolishness, Chicago's crime craziness, Trump's "fake news" denial about Melania's relu...
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Episode 3
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51:04
A Transdickelicious Thanksgiving
We're deep frying and smoking the topics of the week on this special Thanksgiving episode. Kyle Rittenhouse verdict, Antonio Brown's "fake" vaccination card, Lebron's bloody suspension, Biden's latest flubs, Ahmaud Arbery's killers get convicte...
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Episode 57
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1:33:47