Satan is my Superhero
What if The Da Vinci Code was written by a drunk youth pastor on Facebook Marketplace?
Hosted by sarcastic duo Judas and Lexi — two Australian atheists with Kiwi roots, punk rock souls, and a frankly irresponsible amount of research hours — this fast-paced comedy show drags religion, Satanic Panic, biblical lore, conspiracy theories, religious grifters, and supernatural bullshit straight to hell.
With sharp satire, studio-recorded sketch comedy, original music, and deep dives into occult history, moral panic, religious deconstruction, and the weirdest corners of human belief, we fight holy water with historical facts and a killer soundtrack.
You can expect televangelist takedowns, historical myth-busting, bizarre recurring comedy characters, and original tracks from our comedy punk band, The Genuine Hoots of Joy.
It is perfect for skeptics, atheists, ex-Christians, metalheads, lore nerds, and anyone fascinated by humanity’s endless ability to invent demons instead of accountability.
New episodes drop every second Tuesday.
Some of it is legally fine.
Satan is my Superhero
Book of Revelation 06: Why John of Patmos Was Totally Unhinged
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The Four Horsemen have arrived — and one of them might be riding a green My Little Pony named Minty. Join us as we plunge headfirst into the book of revelation 6, where John of Patmos takes a break from persecution to write the wildest fanfiction in biblical history.
Expect plague balls, Elon Musk jokes, martyrs begging God for blood vengeance, and the rich elites hiding in caves — some things never change.
This episode features:
- Horsemen hot takes: conquest, war, famine, death (and plague balls)
- Why John’s “visions” read more like bad acid trips
- How famine = price gouging while the rich still sip wine
- The My Little Pony apocalypse
- Christians inventing the Rapture… last week
“If John of Patmos wrote this in the 21st century, it wouldn’t be wheat and barley — it would be toilet paper and computer chips.”
This is Chapter 6 — our sixth episode on the Bible’s most unhinged book, Revelation. Haven’t heard the first five? Catch up here: [Ep. 00] · [Ep. 01] · [Ep. 02] · [Ep. 03] · [Ep. 04] . [Ep. 05]
Sauces: Wikipedia, Revelation 6, ancient Roman history, and Christian apologists who really need new hobbies. (Full sources available on request.)
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