Satan is my Superhero
What if The Da Vinci Code was written by a drunk youth pastor on Facebook Marketplace?
Hosted by sarcastic duo Judas and Lexi — two Australian atheists with Kiwi roots, punk rock souls, and a frankly irresponsible amount of research hours — this fast-paced comedy show drags religion, Satanic Panic, biblical lore, conspiracy theories, religious grifters, and supernatural bullshit straight to hell.
With sharp satire, studio-recorded sketch comedy, original music, and deep dives into occult history, moral panic, religious deconstruction, and the weirdest corners of human belief, we fight holy water with historical facts and a killer soundtrack.
You can expect televangelist takedowns, historical myth-busting, bizarre recurring comedy characters, and original tracks from our comedy punk band, The Genuine Hoots of Joy.
It is perfect for skeptics, atheists, ex-Christians, metalheads, lore nerds, and anyone fascinated by humanity’s endless ability to invent demons instead of accountability.
New episodes drop every second Tuesday.
Some of it is legally fine.
Episodes
128 episodes
Five Nights at Freddy’s: Scott Cawthon & Christian Video Games
They tried to make video games for Jesus… and accidentally invented demon-possessed animatronics instead. Turns out the road from Christian propaganda to FNaF horror mega-hit is shorter than expected.Before creating Five Nights at Fr...
Aleister Crowley
Aleister Crowley — occultist, poet, mountaineer, possible spy, lifelong drug addict, and self-declared Beast 666. Depending on who you ask, he was either a visionary spiritual thinker… or a deeply unserious man doing sex rituals in the...
New Listener? Start Here (3-Minute Trailer)
If you've ever been told you're going to hell, you're going to feel right at home!Not a chat show. Not safe for church. Definitely not normal. This is a loud, weird, structured comedy podcast that takes aim at religion, conspiracy theori...
Video Games Can't Quit Hell
Is there such a thing as too much Satan in a video game? From the demon-slaying chaos of Devil May Cry, to the time EA faked a Christian protest and sent reviewers Rick-rolling “bombs,” we’re diving into gaming’s unholy obsession with Hell....
Book of Revelation 07: The Rapture & the 144,000- Heaven’s Exclusive Guest List
What if Heaven had a strict guest list… and you’re probably not on it?In this episode, we dive back into the chaotic fever dream of the Book of Revelation - specifically Chapter 7 — where John of Patmos introduces one of the Bible...
DOOM, Demons & Moral Panic: The Game They Tried to Ban
Why was DOOM so controversial — and why did politicians, pastors, and parent groups try to ban it?In 1993, DOOM didn’t just invent the modern first-person shooter — it also sparked a full-blown satanic moral panic. Banned in Germany, blamed...
Spiritual Warfare 2.0: Prayer Armies, Dominionism, and Christian Nationalism
If your church has a battle plan, colour coded demon maps, and something called a “prayer army”… you’re not dealing with metaphor anymore.We track Spiritual Warfare into the modern era — where “principalities and powers” become the New A...
What Is Spiritual Warfare? Invisible Demons, Visible Damage
If your god is all-powerful, why does he need backup? Somewhere between “not against flesh and blood” and organized christian exorcism, the idea of spiritual warfare turned a metaphor about personal temptation turned into a full-blown cosmic ba...
Andrew Tate Explains Satanism (Incorrectly, Loudly)
Andrew Tate thinks Satanists secretly run the world, worship karma, control pop culture, and advertise their crimes in plain sight — which is a bold claim from the king of toxic masculinity given he’s wrong about Satanism, morality, science, hi...
Worst Sketches 2024
In this episode we replay our biggest mistakes, the worst sketches from 2024. When we say worst. Of course we don’t really mean they’re the worst. Except for maybe, the first one. It’s the Rev Stef doing Slayer doing The Phantom of the Op...
SUPERCUT SPECIAL: Book of Revelation Vol. 2 (Chapters 4–6)
Too many beasts, not enough time? We got you. This is a supercut compilation of our deep dives into Revelation Chapters 4, 5, and 6 — stitched into one continuous, apocalyptic fever dream.👉 no skipping between episodes&...
Why the War on Christmas Won’t Die
Every December, a loud minority swear they’re being hunted by carollers, coffee cups, and secular toddlers armed with “Happy Holidays.” So is the War on Christmas real, or just a profitable bit of political theatre? We drag the opportunistic pu...
DIY Demon Hunting: How Protestants Turned Exorcisms Into a Side Hustle
Turns out you don’t need a seminary degree, holy water, or even basic mental health literacy to perform an exorcism — you just need confidence, cash flow, and a total disregard for the DSM-5. While Catholic exorcisms lean theatrical and rituali...
Catholic Exorcisms: Turning Trauma into Theater Since 1614
Some call it “spiritual warfare.” We call it centuries of trauma reenactments performed by bad cosplayers with holy water. The catholic church has been staging exorcisms since 1614 — turning mental illness, grief, and hysteria into holy horror ...
The Exorcist Explained: How a “True Story” cursed America
Remember when priests became celebrities, horror became religion, and America decided to collectively believe Satan was real? Yeah—that was The Exorcist’s fault. Join us as we dig into the 1940s “possession” hoax that inspire...
Misfits: The Danzig Years — How Glenn Danzig Invented Horror Punk
Back before the Misfits shirt was a cult wardrobe staple, and long before Metallica covered them, the Misfits were a scrappy New Jersey punk gang chasing horror-movie dreams— led by a frontman who thought he was Elvis possessed by Satan. <...
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Boy Band of Biblical Doom
The Four Horsemen aren’t just pestilence, war, famine, and death—they’re everyone’s head-canon.~ New look, same blasphemy—check out our shiny new logo while you listen~In this episode of Satan Is My Superhero
Book of Revelation 06: Why John of Patmos Was Totally Unhinged
The Four Horsemen have arrived — and one of them might be riding a green My Little Pony named Minty. Join us as we plunge headfirst into the book of revelation 6, where John of Patmos takes a break from persecution to write the wildest fanficti...
The Jezebel Spirit & Super Bowl Halftime Conspiracies
This week we drag the Jezebel stereotype and crazy christian conspiracies through the fiery pits of satire! From Rihanna to Katy Perry, pop divas apparently summon demons with every sequined costume, and the Super Bowl halftime show is “ground ...
Beyoncé, Jay Z & The Satanic Rumors: Mythbusting Christian Conspiracies
Why are Beyoncé and Jay Z accused of everything from 33rd degree Freemasonry to spirit possession by “Sasha Fierce”? Join us as we hilariously dissect the christian right’s most outlandish conspiracy theories, from backmasking to secret satanic...
Teeteaze Unleashed: Patreon’s Forbidden Snacks
Hi, it’s Teeteaze. Judas and Lexi have disappeared under mysterious circumstances, so I’m taking over this week’s podcast to bring you my personally curated, totally unauthorised “Best of Patreon 2025.” You're welcome.Inside this e...
Gods Who Would Totally Get Cancelled Today
What do Satan, a horny goat god, and lettuce soaked in semen have in common? They were all part of the ancient blueprint for the devil we know today. In this minisode, we finish our whirlwind tour of the Ancient Near East and Mediter...
Zoroaster and the Devil’s Origin Story
Who invented Satan? If you said "the Bible," think again nerds! In this Origin Story Vol. 1 minisode, we go ancient, like really ancient and introduce you to Zoroaster, a Persian prophet who may have accident...
Baals Deep How Horny Storm Gods Became the Devil
In this Origins minisode of Satan Is My Superhero, we plunge Ba’als deep (yeah, we went there) into the ancient world of horned gods, storm gods, and seven headed sea monsters that helped shape the modern image of Sata...