EPISODE 205 – INTERLUDE: Oscar Nominations 2026 This week, we discuss the recently announced Oscar nominations: the surprises, the snubs, the stats, and more! FOLLOW US:Patreon (

EPISODE 204 – AMERICAN DREAMZ “This is Ashley-coded.” “It is, and... I didn’t care for it.” Chris is back, and we’re back to celebrating Happy New (Judy) Greer! This week, Brandon beefs with Nicholas Sparks...

EPISODE 203 – INTERLUDE: Resolution Check-In Chris is still out, but before he returns next week the rest of us reveal how well those resolutions we made have been going. And then Brian’s mic screws up. FOL...

EPISODE 202 – BLANKMAN “You take one of us away and the absolute chaos that ensues!” Happy New Grier—David Alan Grier! But how will the gang fare without Chris’s very particular energy? This week, Brandon i...

EPISODE 201 – INTERLUDE: 2026 Movie Resolutions As we move into a Happy New Greer, the Amber Seals take a moment to make some goals for 2026. FOLLOW US:Patreon (

EPISODE 200 – THE WEDDING PLANNER “This was not the lesson that 13-year-old Ashley needed to learn!” It’s 2026—Happy New Greer, everyone! To kick off our new season, we’re doing a round of (mostly) Judy Gre...

EPISODE 199 – INTERLUDE: 2025 in Review This sure was a year, wasn’t it? To celebrate our return and to wrap up the season, we’re talking about our favorite first watches and theatrical experiences, our 2025 blind spots, and,...

EPISODE 198 – ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK “It feels like a prank being played on you when you’re a teenage boy and you discover that Elvira exists.” We're rounding out Ashley Scared Stupid (yes, it's still...

EPISODE 197 – INTERLUDE: Minisode: Wicked: For Good: Too Many Colons Of course we were going to do this one! Marvel as we review the new Wicked movie to Chris, who has not seen it! Naturally we talk about the cardiga...

EPISODE 196 – THE HAUNTING (1999) (ft. Marrett Johnson) “Chris, no! Hide his credit card, Marrett!” At long last, Marrett is back on the show! This week, Marrett misremembers the title of Monkeybone

EPISODE 195 – INTERLUDE: Most Anticipated Movies (Winter 2025) On this week’s interlude, Ashley, Brandon, and Brian talk about the movies we’re most looking forward to in the next couple months (and yes, that includes the obv...

EPISODE 194 – HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (ft. Josh Waddle) “Before Sinners, this movie dared to ask: ‘What if there was an Irish guy?’” Josh Waddle is back with us to talk about the Hal...

EPISODE 193 – INTERLUDE: Halloween Costumes No Brandon on this interlude, which means he’s in for a treat when he hears about Chris’s insane childhood Halloween costume. FOLLOW US:Patreon (

EPISODE 192 – GREMLINS “How come all his offspring came out rad as hell?” It’s time for another Ashley Scared Stupid, and we’re spending our only pre-Halloween episode on a Christmas movie! This week, Brand...

EPISODE 191 – INTERLUDE: Movies That Made Us, Part 4 Ashley brings us a couple questions she saved until Chris could answer them. It was worth the wait. FOLLOW US:Patreon (

EPISODE 190 – AUGUST RUSH “Is it just me, or does everybody in this movie constantly look like they’re on the verge of tears?” It’s August in October, and it’s a weird one! This week, Ashley has a P.S. ...

EPISODE 189 – INTERLUDE: The Trash List On this week’s interlude, the Amber Seals are taking it easy and sharing what we’ve been watching/playing/consuming lately. FOLLOW US:Patreon (

EPISODE 188 – JURASSIC PARK III (ft. Clayton) “That is a feature, not a bug, of the Jurassic franchise, is you’re gonna have some little stinkers.”  Clayton joins us again to discuss one of the less-ba...

EPISODE 187 – INTERLUDE: RANDOM RANTS No Ashley this week, so it’s up to the Fartasses to talk about whatever topics we like. Predictably, a lot of it’s about videogames. FOLLOW US:Patreon (

EPISODE 186 – STAR KID “The kid tries to Refuse the Call an hour into the film!” The gang’s all here for Brandon’s pick, where Jurassic Park Kid gets trapped in a robot suit! This week, Brandon might not ha...

EPISODE 185 – INTERLUDE: Mt. Rushmore (Based-on-TV & Video Games) This week, we each offer up our picks for the Mt. Rushmores of movies based on TV shows (easy mode) and video games (hard mode)! FOLLOW ...

EPISODE 184 – RAT RACE (ft. Alex Brennan) “Do you guys remember when we judged people for liking Hitler?” We don’t have a Brandon this week, but we do have Alex Brennan to talk about the pre-9/11 ensemble c...

EPISODE 183 – INTERLUDE: Movies That Made Us, Round 3 It’s a Chris-less interlude, but meanwhile Ashley has some new questions for us to answer! FOLLOW US:Patreon (

EPISODE 182 – ALMOST FAMOUS “That’s right, ladies and gentlemen: it’s another week where I have to tell people to ignore the name of our podcast.” Secret Santa Summer closes out with Chris’s gift to Ashley:...

EPISODE 181 – INTERLUDE: TRAVEL MOVIES We’re here to talk about movies we’ve watched on planes, trains, and automobiles—but more importantly, we’ve got a new character voice we’re going to run into the ****ing ground!&...