EPISODE 174 – THIS IS SPINAL TAP (ft. Candice Oates) “Why would we let the guest talk?” To round out Musical May(June?), we are joined by comedian/improvisor Candice Oates! This week, Brandon demands more m...

EPISODE 173 – MINISODE: (More) Movies That Made Us It’s time for Round 2 of Brett Goldstein-style questions, but only a couple this time so we can actually keep one of these under an hour! FOLLOW US:...

EPISODE 172 – THE SWAN PRINCESS “As my collection will tell you, owning something on physical media does necessarily denote quality." Shocker—Brian brought an animated movie for Musical May! This week, Chri...

EPISODE 171 – MINISODE: Movie: The Ride: The Podcast With summer on the horizon, we talk about movie-themed parks and rides, and all the joy, thrills, and trauma they provide. FOLLOW US:Patreon (

EPISODE 170 – TENACIOUS D IN THE PICK OF DESTINY It’s finally happened—a Brian-less episode! This week, Brandon has a new groupchat name; Ashley seeks the female “LLLLLadies...”; and Chris considers voice actor nudity....

EPISODE 169 – MINISODE: DCOMs Did anyone order Disney Channel Original Movie nostalgia? No? Too bad, here’s some DCOM chat for the table. FOLLOW US:Patreon (

EPISODE 168 – HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3: SENIOR YEAR “Why do you keep pitching T-shirts we can’t possibly sell?!” It’s the most wonderful time of the year: Musical May! This week, Brandon goes limp; Brian has n...

EPISODE 167 – MINISODE: MT. RUSHMORE (SPORTS & TIME TRAVEL) This week, we each put up our respective 4 picks for the genres of Sports Movies and Time Travel Movies! Engage with our content by arguing with our picks (and o...

EPISODE 166 – A KID IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT “I’m going to start walking into rooms now going, ‘I am Merlin and I am back!’” This week, Brian enters the Mannequin-verse; Chris renames the villain; Br...

EPISODE 165 – MINISODE: MOVIES THAT MADE US Ashley brings us some Brett Goldstein-style questions to give some structure to this week’s minisode. The results? We think the runtime speaks for itself. FOLLOW ...

EPISODE 164 – THE ROAD TO EL DORADO “[lute-playing intensifies]” This week, Ashley insults our new sponsor; Brandon drinks the seawater; Chris goes full-tilt “aliens”; and Brian shares his armadillo theory....

EPISODE 163 – MINISODE: SLEEPOVER MOVIES On this week’s minisode, we ask the important questions: What is a sleepover movie? How many previous episodes can Brian plug? Will we discuss everything except the episode topic?<...

EPISODE 162 – BUSHWHACKED “My fourth note is ‘I want this man dead.’” Brandon’s threat has finally come true—we’re talking Bushwhacked! This week, Ashley expects a different movie; Brian rants abou...

EPISODE 161 – MINISODE: THE OSCARS It’s our totally-on-time Oscars chat! Bear witness to our hot takes that aged like milk! Evaluate our proposed new categories! Marvel at our inability to open an episode! No matter what awar...

EPISODE 160 – MAJOR PAYNE “Cadet Kelly would never!” We kick off our next slate of movies with a charming family film about a sociopath torturing children! This week, Ashley remembers Fresh Pri...

EPISODE 159 – MINISODE: THE STATE OF TV The gang’s all here for our second minisode to discuss: What are we watching? What did we watch? What changed about what we watch? What the hell is frying Brian’s brain? 

EPISODE 158 – IDLE HANDS “This is horror [citation needed] comedy [citation needed].” Finally wrapping up Ashley Scared Stupid 2023, slightly late! This week, Ashley hates everyone; Chris is ingenuitive; Br...

EPISODE 157 – MINISODE: VHS NOSTALGIA When Ashley’s away, the Fartasses will play—with a new idea! In the first of our off-and-on minisodes, we celebrate Chris’s recent unexpected boon by remembering our VHS days. 

EPISODE 156 – SUPER MARIO BROS. (1993) “Ah yes, this classic father-son duo, Mario and Luigi!” We’re back for real this time, and we’ve brought a watch-along episode! This week, Chris explains Italian Seduc...

EPISODE 155 – THAT THING YOU DO! “You know who’s got things? The Devil! And he uses them for doin’!” Huzzah, we technically did Musical May! This week, Ashley’s best friend is Tom Hanks; Chris stumbles into...

EPISODE 154 – WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY “All right, looking at the timestamp, it’s 41:41 and Brandon has given up.” We’re back, baby (sort of)! After all these months away, we needed to get back togeth...

EPISODE 153 – ODD THOMAS “It’s a Koontz!” “The man most famous for not being Stephen King!” This week, Ashley comes pre-Scared Stupid; Brandon learns the true meaning of New Year’s Eve; Chris is a ribcage m...

EPISODE 152 – FREDDY VS. JASON “Everybody in this movie is an off-brand of somebody.” This week, Brandon accurately (and inaccurately) describes a hit Broadway musical; Brian builds the ultimate VS.

EPISODE 151 – SHAUN OF THE DEAD “It’s The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly rules of ‘Things don’t exist if they’re out of frame.’” “That’s why I keep all my bills in a drawer.” Kicking off season 5 with...

EPISODE 150 – CASPER “It was heartbreaking to realize that maybe my soul mate was already dead.” Our 150th episode AND our season finale! This week, Chris has questions about the Ghostbusters canon...