EPISODE 199 – INTERLUDE: 2025 in Review This sure was a year, wasn’t it? To celebrate our return and to wrap up the season, we’re talking about our favorite first watches and theatrical experiences, our 2025 blind spots, and,...

EPISODE 198 – ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK “It feels like a prank being played on you when you’re a teenage boy and you discover that Elvira exists.” We're rounding out Ashley Scared Stupid (yes, it's still...

EPISODE 197 – INTERLUDE: Minisode: Wicked: For Good: Too Many Colons Of course we were going to do this one! Marvel as we review the new Wicked movie to Chris, who has not seen it! Naturally we talk about the cardiga...

EPISODE 196 – THE HAUNTING (1999) (ft. Marrett Johnson) “Chris, no! Hide his credit card, Marrett!” At long last, Marrett is back on the show! This week, Marrett misremembers the title of Monkeybone

EPISODE 195 – INTERLUDE: Most Anticipated Movies (Winter 2025) On this week’s interlude, Ashley, Brandon, and Brian talk about the movies we’re most looking forward to in the next couple months (and yes, that includes the obv...

EPISODE 194 – HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH (ft. Josh Waddle) “Before Sinners, this movie dared to ask: ‘What if there was an Irish guy?’” Josh Waddle is back with us to talk about the Hal...

EPISODE 193 – INTERLUDE: Halloween Costumes No Brandon on this interlude, which means he’s in for a treat when he hears about Chris’s insane childhood Halloween costume. FOLLOW US:Patreon (

EPISODE 192 – GREMLINS “How come all his offspring came out rad as hell?” It’s time for another Ashley Scared Stupid, and we’re spending our only pre-Halloween episode on a Christmas movie! This week, Brand...

EPISODE 191 – INTERLUDE: Movies That Made Us, Part 4 Ashley brings us a couple questions she saved until Chris could answer them. It was worth the wait. FOLLOW US:Patreon (

EPISODE 190 – AUGUST RUSH “Is it just me, or does everybody in this movie constantly look like they’re on the verge of tears?” It’s August in October, and it’s a weird one! This week, Ashley has a P.S. ...

EPISODE 189 – INTERLUDE: The Trash List On this week’s interlude, the Amber Seals are taking it easy and sharing what we’ve been watching/playing/consuming lately. FOLLOW US:Patreon (

EPISODE 188 – JURASSIC PARK III (ft. Clayton) “That is a feature, not a bug, of the Jurassic franchise, is you’re gonna have some little stinkers.”  Clayton joins us again to discuss one of the less-ba...

EPISODE 187 – INTERLUDE: RANDOM RANTS No Ashley this week, so it’s up to the Fartasses to talk about whatever topics we like. Predictably, a lot of it’s about videogames. FOLLOW US:Patreon (

EPISODE 186 – STAR KID “The kid tries to Refuse the Call an hour into the film!” The gang’s all here for Brandon’s pick, where Jurassic Park Kid gets trapped in a robot suit! This week, Brandon might not ha...

EPISODE 185 – INTERLUDE: Mt. Rushmore (Based-on-TV & Video Games) This week, we each offer up our picks for the Mt. Rushmores of movies based on TV shows (easy mode) and video games (hard mode)! FOLLOW ...

EPISODE 184 – RAT RACE (ft. Alex Brennan) “Do you guys remember when we judged people for liking Hitler?” We don’t have a Brandon this week, but we do have Alex Brennan to talk about the pre-9/11 ensemble c...

EPISODE 183 – INTERLUDE: Movies That Made Us, Round 3 It’s a Chris-less interlude, but meanwhile Ashley has some new questions for us to answer! FOLLOW US:Patreon (

EPISODE 182 – ALMOST FAMOUS “That’s right, ladies and gentlemen: it’s another week where I have to tell people to ignore the name of our podcast.” Secret Santa Summer closes out with Chris’s gift to Ashley:...

EPISODE 181 – INTERLUDE: TRAVEL MOVIES We’re here to talk about movies we’ve watched on planes, trains, and automobiles—but more importantly, we’ve got a new character voice we’re going to run into the ****ing ground!&...

EPISODE 180 – WHITE HOUSE DOWN “It stars Channing Tatum as a guy who’s going above and beyond to be a good dad. Isn’t that like a wild sexual fantasy for you?”It’s Brian’s Secret Santa gift to Brandon: the non-Fallen W...

EPISODE 179 – INTERLUDE: One-and-Done's This week Ashley gathers us to discuss the movies where one viewing was quite enough, thank you very much. FOLLOW US:Patreon (

EPISODE 178 – CLERKS II “I might defend Randall a little bit occasionally.” “Brian just got a thousand-mile stare.” Secret Santa Summer continues with Brandon’s gift to Chris: 12 years later sequel, Cle...

EPISODE 177 – INTERLUDE: NYT’S 100 BEST FILMS OF THE 21st CENTURY Who says we don’t keep up with the Times? This week, we discuss the surprises, the snubs, the swaps, and obviously the stats! FOLLOW US:...

EPISODE 176 – FERNGULLY: THE LAST RAINFOREST “When you have Robin Williams rapping, you know you’re in the f***ing 90s!” Secret Santa Summer kicks off with Ashley’s gift to Brian: the 90s environmentalist c...

EPISODE 175 – INTERLUDE: Movie Decrees What happens if you put the Amber Seals in charge of movies? We make a bunch of insane rules with tons of stipulations and stuff! FOLLOW US:Patreon (