Train Wreck Theater
Train Wreck Theater is a comedy movie review podcast featuring seven lovable misfits who get drunk and argue entertainingly with one another about ridiculous movies. There is no particular rhyme or reason to which movies we decide to feature on the podcast other than that they are ones we think will entertain (or annoy) each other. Come for the comedy, stay to listen to us drunkenly ramble on about random things!
Episodes
29 episodes
A Boy Called Christmas (2021): 99 Turnips But A Witch Ate One
Welcome to Season 2 Episode 2! This time, in timely fashion, we are watching "A Boy Called Christmas," coming out a mere month after Christmas because that is how we roll! Or maybe we are just way ahead of schedule for Christmas 2022! ...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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54:45
The Thing (1982): Thingsgiving
Train Wreck Theater is finally back! It is season 2 and we are only, like, two weeks late for our thanksgiving episode! But do not worry, faithful listener, because we don't actually talk about thanksgiving at all! It's Thingsgiving (The Thing ...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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59:20
Red Dawn (2012): Red Brunch (Part Two)
It is finally here, the Season One Finale of Train Wreck Theater! It is Part Two of our Red Dawn Reboot Spectacular! This time we discuss Red Dawn (2012) in all it's love of glamping and sandwiches. Join Aaron, Caryl A...
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Season 1
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Episode 27
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1:03:31
Red Dawn (1984): Red Dawn (Part One)
Welcome to the Reboot Rondout of Train Wreck Theater Season One! We are finishing this season with a special two-part episode series wherein we watched the first Red Dawn (1984) and next we'll watch Red Dawn (2012)! Red Dawn was ma...
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Season 1
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Episode 26
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57:18
Showgirls (1995): Showmi
Showgirls (1995) is a movie that is a lot of things - a coming of age story, a tragic romance, a lost soul finding their way, a showbiz movie, a sports movie, but mostly it is about boobs. Yes, Train Wreck Theater has now reviewed Showgirls for...
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Season 1
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Episode 25
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55:55
90 Day Fiance (TV): Fiancéfication Tangent
For this Tangent of Train Wreck Theater Juno and Moore go toe-to-toe to discuss the appeal of 90 Day Fiancé as we watched and discussed Season 8 Episode 7 of the massively popular reality television series! Tangents are special one...
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Season 1
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Episode 24
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59:53
Bad Batch (2016): Batchturds
In this episode we watch Bad Batch (2016) which stars Suki Waterhouse and Jason Momoa... and Jim Carry and Keanu Reeves (sort of)! This confusing dystopian movie was the follow-up to director Ana Lily Amirpour's brilliant "A Girl Walks Home Alo...
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Season 1
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Episode 23
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1:04:02
Mandy (2018): Mandystopia
In Episode 22 we watch the 2018 acid trip of a Nic Cage movie Mandy! Join Caryl Anne, Juno, Jeannie, Paul, Peter, and Moore as they do a deep dive into this drug fueled revenge story. Demons! Cults! Human Sacrifice! Chainsaw Duels!...
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Season 1
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Episode 22
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1:01:14
Johnny Dangerously (1984): Dangerosity
On this Dangerous episode we watch the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously! The movie that had Michael Keaton and Danny Devito before it was cool! Peter, Paul, Jeannie, Aaron, Juno, and Moore take a deep comedic dive into this forgotten ...
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Season 1
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Episode 21
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1:02:57
Suburbia (1983): Punklandia
Train Wreck Theater is proud to present episode 20 wherein we watch Suburbia (1983)! This time capsule of a movie captures the lives of some punk rock teens in the early 80s living in an abandoned house in LA and is an amazingly prescient look ...
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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57:05
Dr. Strangelove (1964): Strangelove Tangent
This week is a special episode of Train Wreck Theater where we transform, for the first time, into Train Wreck Tangents! A tangent episode is a one-on-one in depth dive into a movie or show so it will be a bit different from our regular rambunc...
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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56:12
Count of Monte Cristo (2002): Montevenge
This week we are watching the 2002 version of The Count of Monte Cristo! Thus proving we occasionally like movies we actually think we will enjoy! This classic revenge tale gets the wrecking crew treatment as the Hilarious Lunatics on the panel...
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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58:34
Robin Hood (2018): Hoodwanked
Train Wreck Theater takes on Robin Hood (2018)! There are probably dozens of great Robin Hood movies out there, but this is not one of them! Our comedic panel rips this movie apart and tries desperately to put it back together again for the seq...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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58:52
Ghost Shark (2013): Poltershark
In this amazing episode of Train Wreck Theater we watch the Made for SyFy Network TV movie Ghost Shark (2013)! This one-off film somehow jumped itself as it tried to cash in on the surprising and completely baffling popularity of the Sharknado ...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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57:06
The Man Who Killed Hitler and then the Bigfoot (2018): Hitfoot
This episode we discuss The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot (2018) starring Sam Elliot and Aidan Turner! This surprisingly sweet, yet ambiguous, movie about a man assassinating Hitler in WWII and then Bigfoot as an old man is just wh...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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59:22
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020): Wonderawful
This episode we watch the newest movie we could find which was Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)! The follow-up to the smash hit Wonder Woman which was a movie that made some semblance of sense! Peter, Caryl Anne, Paul, Tanner, Gracie, Juno...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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1:06:53
Batman Returns (1992): Batmania
This episode we bring you the classic christmas adjacent movie Batman Returns (1992)! Where is he returning from? Not really anywhere since Batman! Michelle Pfeiffer, Danny DeVito, Christopher Walken, and Michael Keaton bring Batman to the silv...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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1:00:30
Pottersville (2017): Furriesville
Our second christmas-y movie of the season is Pottersville (2017)! The town of Pottersville is a struggling small town in the USA until a magnificent sasquatch shows up to restore their christmas cheer! Of course the bigfoot is just the...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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1:01:22
Surviving Christmas (2004): Christastrophy
Get out the Eggnog and get ready for cheery music set to people trying to kill themselves, it is the Surviving Christmas (2004) episode of Train Wreck Theater! Taking out all that is good and wholesome with the holiday season and r...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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1:03:40
Streets of Fire (1984): Streetacular
This week we go nowhere fast with 1984s Streets of Fire! This lost gem of a movie stars Rick Moranis, Willem Dafoe, Diane Lane, Amy Madigan, and so many more! Streets of Fire tells a Rock and Roll Fabel set in another time and another place (th...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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1:01:39
Stardust (2007): Stardusters
This week the Wrecking Crew takes on the 2007 Fantasy epic Stardust! A young prince who doesn't know he is a prince goes on a magical journey into another realm and discovers the hidden powers within him after meeting a magical princess. This c...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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58:33
The Core (2003): Coremageddon
In episode 8 of Train Wreck Theater we take on the 2003 cinematic masterpiece The Core!This movie revolves around an earth that is no longer revolving! And who else can save us but a hodgepodge collection of super scientists in a ship t...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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1:02:16
The Running Man (1987): Run&Pun
It is all run and games until someone get's chainsawed in half! This week Train Wreck Theater takes on the Arnold Schwarzenegger classic Running Man!Welcome to the Number One Show in the World - It's The Running Man! This gem fro...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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1:03:12
