Relationsh!t

Before He Cheats

March 20, 2019 Season 2 Episode 7
Relationsh!t
Before He Cheats
Chapters
Relationsh!t
Before He Cheats
Mar 20, 2019 Season 2 Episode 7
The Critelli's ft. David
Show Notes

I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.



FIRST VERSE:

After 5 years together and a few months of marriage, this week's #GayRelationshipGoals, Nick and Grant (@nickandgrant), won the hearts of the Marko and Tony, by just being themselves: loving and adorable towards one another.  If you want to be a part of their unmistakable joy and togetherness, follow them on IG and don't forget to tell them the Critelli's sent you!



CHORUS:

"Right now, he's probably
Dabbing on three dollars
Worth of that bathroom Polo.
Oh, and he don't know"

Cheating is never the right thing to do.  And having your partner cheat on you is about the worst feeling in the world.  But what leads an individual to cheat on their partner, and if they really love one another, is cheating the point of no return?  This week, Marko and Tony sit down and give their thoughts on the concept of cheating and learn new things about their cheating threshold.



SECOND VERSE:

Special guest, David, joins the guys to discuss his current dating status and the NYC dating climate.  In a Grindr, Scruff, Bumble, and Plenty of Fish-ful dating world, is it actually possible to find someone and have it turn into something (semi) serious?



BRIDGE:

Is it fair to expect fidelity if you and your (recently cohabitating) boyfriend have never talked about monogamy, and you've just found out that he's been feeling his oats all over the your city?  Marko and Tony touch base on their thoughts and try to give some guidance on this week's Listener Shituation.
 
 
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SPECIAL THANKS:

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and (last but not least) ...

@TinMan_TC (Twitter)

... and, Antonio Carter for our music