Relationsh!t

Work It

November 20, 2019 The Critelli's Season 2 Episode 41
Relationsh!t
Work It
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Relationsh!t
Work It
Nov 20, 2019 Season 2 Episode 41
The Critelli's

"Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Call before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don't or you will or won't ya?
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:
 
 
This week, the guys highlight an amazing couple from Boston: Cap and Andy (@cappynpandy).  This couple has all the makings of an incredibly inspirational couple - with love and adventure being their sole focus.  Marko and Tony love them and think you will as well!  This week, the guys talk about a topic that most guys worry about: penis size.  Marko and Tony get into the facts about average penis size and the importance of performance vs. size.  Finally, the guys sit down to fill you all in on what's been happening in the Critelli household.  Tune in for this week's episode - you'll be glad you did!


IF YOU'RE IN THE NEW YORK CITY AREA AND WANT TO CHECK OUT TY'S NEWEST PLAY 'THE CHRISTMAS CAROL: A QUEER FANTASIA'.  YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS HERE:
https://ci.ovationtix.com/35267/production/1020478

AND DON'T FORGET TO DOWNLOAD THE SHIRTLESS VIOLINIST'S NEW ALBUM, 'DISNEY STRINGS' ON ITUNES, NOW!!
https://music.apple.com/us/album/disney-strings/1479675299


CHORUS:


"If you got a big d**k, let me search ya
And find out how hard I gotta work ya
Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup
Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup"


SECOND VERSE:


Medical News Today:
'What Is The Average Penis Size’
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php#1


Liveaboutdotcom:
‘Penis Size: Does It Matter To Gay Men?’
https://www.liveabout.com/penis-size-1411498
 

BRIDGE:
 
 
Tune In:

Tune in to Relationsh@, for a behind the scenes post-show conversation about this week's episode!  Visit Instagram (@podrelationshit) every week for more Relationshit content!
 
Shop:

Go to supergayunderwear.com, and don’t forget to use promo code CRITELLI at check out for a 10% discount on your super gay purchase of underwear, clothing, and accessories!

Email Us:
 
relationshitquestions@gmail.com

Every month, Marko and Tony will devote an episode to your relationship questions and concerns.  Write in if you need some guidance or direction.
 
Rate Us:

Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and fantastic review!  It sounds like a big ask, but it helps us out tremendously.  If you have 5-minutes, do us a solid!
 
Follow Us:
 
Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook

@podrelationshit

 And follow Marko and Tony on Instagram (@thecritellis) if you want a BTS look into their relationship and adventures!


 - - - - -


 SPECIAL THANKS:

@markitinc (Instagram) for our logo!

@mdotcot (Instagram, Twitter) for our editing!


 

and (last but not least) ...

Show Notes

"Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Call before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don't or you will or won't ya?
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:
 
 
This week, the guys highlight an amazing couple from Boston: Cap and Andy (@cappynpandy).  This couple has all the makings of an incredibly inspirational couple - with love and adventure being their sole focus.  Marko and Tony love them and think you will as well!  This week, the guys talk about a topic that most guys worry about: penis size.  Marko and Tony get into the facts about average penis size and the importance of performance vs. size.  Finally, the guys sit down to fill you all in on what's been happening in the Critelli household.  Tune in for this week's episode - you'll be glad you did!


IF YOU'RE IN THE NEW YORK CITY AREA AND WANT TO CHECK OUT TY'S NEWEST PLAY 'THE CHRISTMAS CAROL: A QUEER FANTASIA'.  YOU CAN PURCHASE TICKETS HERE:
https://ci.ovationtix.com/35267/production/1020478

AND DON'T FORGET TO DOWNLOAD THE SHIRTLESS VIOLINIST'S NEW ALBUM, 'DISNEY STRINGS' ON ITUNES, NOW!!
https://music.apple.com/us/album/disney-strings/1479675299


CHORUS:


"If you got a big d**k, let me search ya
And find out how hard I gotta work ya
Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup
Ti esrever dna ti pilf, nwod gniht ym tup"


SECOND VERSE:


Medical News Today:
'What Is The Average Penis Size’
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php#1


Liveaboutdotcom:
‘Penis Size: Does It Matter To Gay Men?’
https://www.liveabout.com/penis-size-1411498
 

BRIDGE:
 
 
Tune In:

Tune in to Relationsh@, for a behind the scenes post-show conversation about this week's episode!  Visit Instagram (@podrelationshit) every week for more Relationshit content!
 
Shop:

Go to supergayunderwear.com, and don’t forget to use promo code CRITELLI at check out for a 10% discount on your super gay purchase of underwear, clothing, and accessories!

Email Us:
 
relationshitquestions@gmail.com

Every month, Marko and Tony will devote an episode to your relationship questions and concerns.  Write in if you need some guidance or direction.
 
Rate Us:

Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star rating, and fantastic review!  It sounds like a big ask, but it helps us out tremendously.  If you have 5-minutes, do us a solid!
 
Follow Us:
 
Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook

@podrelationshit

 And follow Marko and Tony on Instagram (@thecritellis) if you want a BTS look into their relationship and adventures!


 - - - - -


 SPECIAL THANKS:

@markitinc (Instagram) for our logo!

@mdotcot (Instagram, Twitter) for our editing!


 

and (last but not least) ...

Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/podrelationshit)