I Do Not Hook Up

"I can't cook, no, but I can clean
Up the mess she left
Lay your head down and feel the beat
As I kiss your forehead"
 
 
FIRST VERSE:


This week, we are obsessed with husbands Roger Hazard (@rogerhazardofficial) and Chris Stout-Hazard (@stouthazard) AKA Roger and Chris (@rogerandchris). We love both their brute and their business acumen - as they are the owners of a beautiful furniture and interior decoration business. Not only are these guys ridiculously handsome, but they are beautifully talented, and that is why we love them. Then, Marko and Tony get together to talk hook-up culture and the gay community.  While neither took full advantage of hooking up with randoms, both have stories to tell. Finally, the guys are joined at the virtual Critable with the boys from the Category Is ... podcast (@categoryispod).  The laughs and the shade take over when Maurice and Justin join Marko and Tony for some laughs and some tea.

CHORUS:
 
 
"Oh, no, I do not hook up, up, I go slow
So if you want me, I don't come cheap
Keep your hand in my hand, your heart on your sleeve"
 
 
 SECOND VERSE:


Zoosk:
‘How the Gay Hookup Culture is Affecting Mental Health in 2020’
https://www.zoosk.com/date-mix/dating-advice/gay-dating-advice/gay-hookup/