(You Drive Me) Crazy

It's your very first Scandal-less week, and we know the depression runs deep (it's running deep for us, too). It's Wednesday, and though we are no Olivia Pope or David Rosen (RIP), we ARE the Critelli's and this IS ANOTHER EPISODE OF RELATIONSH!T. Buckle up, because it's "been handled". (Get to the) GOOD SH!T: She needs no introduction … Yet, we can’t help but introduce an actress that has had such a profound impact on movies and television (for decades), and is this week’s #GAYRELATIONSHIPGOALS. We (of course are talking about none other than Lily Tomlin and her wonderful wife, Jane Wagner. At this point, the couple has been together for 47 years (married for 5) and they couldn’t be anymore inspirational. We love them because they’ve shown us that the world is going to take FOREVER to recognize you and your partner for the wonderful couple that you are, especially if you're a same-sex couple, but as long as that love and commitment exists … there is nothing that can do or say to you. Join us is celebrating this incredible couple, and find out why they are our #LifeGoals, as well as this week's #GayRelationship Goals (We just) TALKING SH!T: If you like it, then you SHOULD put a ring on it. But what happens if you (later realized that you) don’t like it and, you’ve already put a ring on it? How do learn to accept your partner for who they are and come to peace with (the fact) that THIS is who they will be for the rest of their life (and yours … if you’re lucky), and you've got to be ok with that? The guys dive into the concept of acceptance of one another while in a relationship and how to love each other regardless of your (personal) irritation(s). Later, the guys sit down and talk about the TEN common causes of failed relationships. Marko and Tony discuss (and argue) about how they feel about these common relationship occurrences, and how they plan to do better in this marriage. You won’t want to miss this! (Don’t step in) YOUR SH!T: I luh ya papi! Actually, I don't. As a matter of fact, I don't like it when you call me names in Spanish, while we're doing it (and don't get me started on calling me "daddy"), AT ALL. How do I tell him to knock it off, without sounding like a bad hombre? Also, sometimes life would be so much easier if we were able to live as our favorite cartoon characters. And now that you've thought about it ... which cartoon character is most closely related to you? Find out how Marko and Tony answered. - - - - - Relationship problems? EMAIL US: relationshitquestions@gmail.com We will answer your questions on the show. - - - - - RATE US: Go to your favorite podcast directory and give Relationsh!t a 5-Star ra