The lads are back to discuss NFL results and predictions, feeling yucky after talking shit, THPS, Tao’s Youtube shorts addiction, Paul’s sweet tooth, the atrocious second room at Handlebar, the girl from New York, and the gossip that shall neve...

The boys return to talk about New Year's Eve, the SR-71, the Whale House, back to school, tetanus shots, Paul's productive 2026, rating 2025 out of 10,  a fatty computer science lesson, FUCK ICE, and NFL predictions.  Intro son...

The boys catch up post-Christmas and pre-new years to talk about Toyota Corollas, childcare Bob, Christmas presents, NYE plans, Paul's anger, update on the TA situation, the MC holiday movie, Tao keeps dangling the unspeakable gossip carrot, re...

"The boys bring it back to ancient times and pass one mic back and forth on a little pre-Thanksgiving catch up".  Intro Song: "Dancing With Myself" by Blink-182.  Outro Song: "Eternally Grateful" by Janet Kay.

At long last, Kelly Mason hops on the pod to talk about top 5 art experiences of the past year.  Intro song: "Noite Cartunesca" by Guerrinha.  Outro song: "U.R.A. Fever" by The Kills.

Tao takes us on a sonic journey solo with a board while paul is laying down the Halloween mack in SD. "Skulls" by The Misfits"Fluro Biotica" Sub Basics & Headland"On God" by james K"The Good Times Are Ki...

The lads celebrate 5 years of Modern confusion by bringing back Hana Antrim for her fourth MC appearance. Paul makes his pitch to get Hana to do his marine bio program, a few dating updates, Hana's mental breakdown, everyone's current top 5 fav...

The boys bring back iconic guest Miranda King to talk about top 5 favorite movies.Intro song: "Universal Theme Song"  Outro song: "I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow" by The Soggy Bottom Boys

Guess who the hell is back for another Patreon banger? the boys talk Coachella 2026 lineup, double date disappointment, paul's thoughts on moving back to New York, Tao and Hana's catalina day, a little bit of football, waking up in LA, being oc...

The lads are back to talk about Paul's Catalina adventure, songs from the past, incoming football season, Chris's love life, Paul's cafe crush, New York, and a call to action for our listeners.  Intro song: "I'm out to Get You" by R...

The Patreon badboys are back to talk about Paul's dad retiring from Hollywood, head decisions, Catalina drama, white pants, breakup news, forgetful Eden, Maika Monroe, and Taos new project.Intro song: "25 Lighters" by DJ DMD. 

The boys are back at it again to talk marine invertebrates, Paul's lack of dating life, the whack homie, Michael's single, Oasis, being a nice guy, and breaking news.  Intro Song: "Live Forever" by Oasis.  Outro Song: "D...

Paul's life is falling apart  in every imaginable way...but maybe there's love on the horizon?  Intro Song: "Devil" by M-High.Outro Song: "Last Resort" by Papa Roach.

The boys are high as fuck in the Mercurio family garage to talk about Paul's move, going-away party disappointment, Paul's community epiphany, Paul's fancy gym, Chris's challenge completed, Paul following the white rabbit, and Tao's eventual mo...

We talk NBA playoff standings, fatal Brooklyn boat crash, paul crossing off the New York bucket list items, hanging with deezy, weed schedules, japan trips, and Paul's dating greatest hits.  Intro Song: "First Date" by blink-182.&...

It's been a fatty minute but Paul and Tao finally hit a FREE 1 on 1 pod to talk nba playoffs, mystery ailments, credit card referrals, paul's school reading, michael's debut novel, paul's new type, paul's phone surgery, solid state drives, flip...

Paul recaps the 2025 Coachella weekend while battling through through his "Coachella Cough".  Intro Song: "American Idiot" by Green Day.  Outro Song: "Moonlit Floor (Kiss Me)" by LISA.

We finally got Tosh Clements on to talk about engagement rumors, having a baby on the way, helicopter parenting, 40 around the corner, being THE older brother, initial cold exteriors, coachella, and the artist's way.  Intro Song: "Back...

We chat about Paul moving back to California, our parents' significant others, and Paul's incoming Incubus stickers.  Intro Song: "It's Been Awhile" by Staind.  Outro Song: "Pints of Guinness Make You Stronger" by Against...

Paul comes out swinging with a political call to action, update on his grad school application, the robotic 2-axis platform with precision control for microscopic photo mosaics of deep sea fossils, the missing stone, and Paul's first ick.  ...

The boys are back trying to sell people on the Patreon pod, talking about Paul getting rejected by jobs, the super bowl, Paul's newest strong connection, spitting game, the NBA, and potential kid names.Into song: "Brain Stew" by Green Da...

The patreon bad boys are at it again to talk LA fires, NFL, and answer special request questions from the homie Kelly Mason: crazy party stories, funny hookup stories, stuff we need to get off our chests, and what makes our lives meaningful. &n...

 Title is self-explanatory.  Intro Song: "P.S. I Love You" by Curtis Mayfield.  Outro Song: "Another One Nites The Dust" by Queen.

We kick off season 4 with friend of the pod Nick Ritche and talk US election results and contemporary politics at large.  We also get interrupted by some Australian birds.  Intro Song: "Elephant" by Tame Impala.  Outro So...

 Paul's back in Santa Barbara for Thanksgiving so the boys hop in the Golf to talk about wanting to lock in, Bluesky, college mistakes, football, high school relationship breakups, road rage, and whether or not Paul's a good person.  ...