In the shallows of the desert it gave them a glance...Summoning a whirlwind with their motorcycle dance...Unseen danger beneath the rolling and heated sands...Tasty mortals, it thought, warming up it's infernal glands...But ...

Can colossal clashers climb canopied cliffs cleverly? Riding High from their victory over the group of pygmy owlbears, our wonderful and idealist group of Companion Keepers must traverse into the treetop housing of the jungle in order to claim ...

Who's ready for an all-out shock and awe beasty brawl!? The Chosen Best step into the mechanical automaton ring to show their slippery and staggeringly ferocious foe who's the real danger of the rumble in the jungle! 

A thousand humble apologies, our dear listeners, for our long cold opens lately... We wish we could bring you more of them... They're awesome, really the best parts of the podcasts...  you know you love them too. But within the confines of...

(Tags: Metroidvania Souls-like podcast) Will the group be able to ever start an  episode again? Can they ever get over how enchanting their own conversations out of character are? The charm is unreal, and the boyos have been playing a lot ...

Both in-game and out, our heroes and players have returned to the normalcy of things after a long period of being away... Covid-19 and Cave Gummies couldn't keep us away for long! We know you've been waiting at the edge of your headpho...

They said we were madmen!They said it couldn't be done!That's right... we did a full episode of a cold open!It goes entertainingly well as you'd expect...

An amazing tale of heroics, dire circumstances, triumph over terrible odds... and one high-density caloric colossal cave terror! Can the chosen best overcome this mountainous menace? This deep dark denizen of doom? I'd bet my corn nuts that thi...

Bringing ourselves back to the table after a several weeks haitus (thank you holidays) We totally speedrun the cold open... PB: 9:18:22! Wait no... it's actually like 15 minutes! The Chosen Best's battle continues with the distinctly none-grape...

Alright, time for a legitimate description. The cold open for this one is pretty long, we discuss all sorts of things, including Lee hating Harry Potter fans.. Wolf rumors and fishing preferences... Lee being mean about Harry Potter some more.....

As the Chosen Best faces their newest and hardest challenge yet, they put their wits, skills, and abilities to the test to answer everyone's favorite commercial break question... Who's That Sponsor!? It's... <Redacted>!!!https://w...

Talk about dreams! Sibling rivalries abound! There's never a shortage of cold opens, weird topics, and scrambling for a sponsorship before the Companion Keeper League sends the new friends on their way! But what is this about a deep dark cave.....

Our newly formed team of Companion Keepers have had enough of these insults! Now it's time to show their rival team what they are made of! Teeth, feathers, scales and slaps collide as the ragtag group of newly introduced frien...

Our Companion Keepers have finally left on their journey to go join the Companion Keeper League! Each with their heads held high, the wind on their backs, and dreams of being the best there ever was in their minds... but some challenges still a...

An amazing world full of fantastical whimsy, a world of many settings, times,  and cultures living mostly in harmony with one another... a world in which conflicts are carried out by battles between mythical creatures, objects, and outside...

Season 2 is coming soon! In the meantime, we wanted to give our stupid sexy kobolds out there a chance to meet our newest cast member, our ongoing super talented artist, a man who clearly needed an hour long introduction, and most impo...

Well look at that, we made it to the end of the first stop on this crazy train! The cast gets together to discuss making a podcast and what we loved about this season and the lessons learned about making a podcast... don't worry, it's just as u...

With Windstone secured of any wild and windy threats, our group has taken a hard rest for a few weeks. Peace has returned to the area and it's reflected in the faces and minds of the wonderful cast of people we have met along the way...But ...

For those who trust our tales to be the true and faithful, and to those that don't... This is the end of a few roads...We went there and back again, as the saying goesSo what are you waiting for? This is your invitatio...

There comes a time in everyone's life I suppose when destiny meets a head in the road. When the cards are down, and there's nothing left to do but play the hand out left in front of you...This is that moment for our semi-amateur archeologis...

Woah! Someone actually asked us some questions!? We even responded to them!? Chris is going to get fired out of a cannon!?Find out on our very first Patreon Q&A!!!Now... I know what you are thinking... "Oh man,...

What has it been now? A month since my last journal entry? Well, I certainly didn't mean to keep any of your waiting, but sometimes fate has a strange way of keeping some of us apart... With that thought out of the way, our little group of arch...

After discovering our mistake, we've successfully returned the Wes we grabbed back to his doomed timeline... Josh has been Isikai'd to the realm of the Sword and the Stone! (Seriously though, He's in a local play, it's freaking awesome...

Once upon a time, Umadine awoke,Then Stump and Terry the bird spoke,That's when Gary and Larry got in on the joke,And Cass said a thing in which nerves did poke...The children were savedand our path forward was paved...

Hello Friends and Foes! We have to warn you, this isn't a normal episode of the podcast, we accidentally left Wes in a doomed timeline, and until we retrieve him, you get to hear us talk about things we love in D&D. So if you love our out o...