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Brian
This Brian has been a Herring ever since his pregnant mother was swept overboard at sea and washed up in a drainage ditch beside the chemist.
Over the course of the next mental breakdown, Brian knew if he was to make sense of this extraordinary start to life he would have to journey to the ends of the street to make a name for himself. That name was soon to be etched in the desktops of the primary school he then burnt down to hide the evidence.
Voted by his classmates to be "the most likely to eaten by dingoes", Brian has gone on to achieve the type of mediocrity that only another Brian could appreciate.