Matthew mcconaughey is a piece of shit too.

We begin w/ a shaman's freedom and end with a head blown off by our hero, John Wick. Keanu is the only thing keeping our country together.

Mardana and Alex jump into the deep end. They both drown. It was for nothing but Neil's stupid coat.

Vegas is the Vegas of Vegas

Mardana is still Unvaxxed and got Covid, don't worry he won't make it to next week. Alex has that pesky science and data on his side, but he dated Ashley, so it's a wash.

Just give up on everything. We've both agreed to stop doing the podcast or anything else with our lives.

... but we spend more time talking about the past.

The pandemic is over, then it got dark. Alex tries out for a new job while Mardana turns one down. Honestly, skip to the end when it's funny. Email complaints to our publicist Nanak Mccann.  nanakmc@gmail.com

Don't over think it, bro.

Alex and Mardana solve covid19. They have international relations with Canadians. And Mardana  is taking a prophylactic. 

Hands Across America is  joined by  Sacha Anne Senisch. They all discuss their past lives from this incarnation to others. Alex still hates cops. Mardana is definitely a girl.

Mardana and Alex recount Saturday's comedy show, travels to distant lands, and they end up solving the homeless problem.

Joined by our first guest, comedian Neil Vachani endures and endorses us. Mardana and Alex recall a terrible moment in their lives pre-dating Hands Across America.

Two old friends, Alexander Malt and Mardana Montana Mayginnes, reunite after 11 years to finish their quest of uniting Hands Across America.