Hands Across America
Episodes
14 episodes
Homeless People suffer from the Messiah Complex.
Matthew mcconaughey is a piece of shit too.
John Wick shoots Q'anon Shaman
We begin w/ a shaman's freedom and end with a head blown off by our hero, John Wick. Keanu is the only thing keeping our country together.
Talk it out bro.
Mardana and Alex jump into the deep end. They both drown. It was for nothing but Neil's stupid coat.
Thot Police - get the vaccine or date Ashley.
Mardana is still Unvaxxed and got Covid, don't worry he won't make it to next week. Alex has that pesky science and data on his side, but he dated Ashley, so it's a wash.
Nic Cage's Anger
Just give up on everything. We've both agreed to stop doing the podcast or anything else with our lives.
It got dark, YO!!
The pandemic is over, then it got dark. Alex tries out for a new job while Mardana turns one down. Honestly, skip to the end when it's funny. Email complaints to our publicist Nanak Mccann. nanakmc@gmail.com
Sorry, we're back (FUCK CANADA)
Alex and Mardana solve covid19. They have international relations with Canadians. And Mardana is taking a prophylactic.
Past Lives
Hands Across America is joined by Sacha Anne Senisch. They all discuss their past lives from this incarnation to others. Alex still hates cops. Mardana is definitely a girl.
Pura Vida
Mardana and Alex recount Saturday's comedy show, travels to distant lands, and they end up solving the homeless problem.