Bibleish
All story, no religion, add vodka and stir. Bibleish is a comedic, tipsy podcast about the best-selling book of all time: the Bible. Lily grew up Catholic. Angela has never cracked open the Good Book. Neither of them are religious experts, so get ready to enjoy these stories in a brand new way.
Episodes
109 episodes
Proof of Life (And July is Gay, Too)
St. Augustine of Hippo is one of our arch nemeses. Why, you ask? Because he's to blame for a lot of our cultural shame around sex, sexuality, and homosexuality in specific. This week we re-launch one of our favorite ever Pride Month ep...
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Season 8
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Episode 9
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1:15:09
Wait, What Is The Bible Again?
We're revisiting the time we revisited the past! We got a time machine. It was expensive, but we needed it… we went back in time to find out HOW the Bible was made, WHY even, and also who dunnit. From collapsing city-states to a really hot fire...
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Season 8
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Episode 8
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52:58
The Drunkest Episode (And A Proverb or Two)
What happens when you combine a drinking game, a Bible, and two nonsense people? Lily and Angela turn the Book of Proverbs into the drinking game "Kings"... with some Bible-ish twists! How many Proverbs can they get through? Will they remember ...
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Season 8
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Episode 7
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1:02:09
Jonah Back In The Whale
We're revisiting Jonah's eventful fishing trip in Nineveh, but we also share some of the MOST exciting news for our Bibleish fam! In case you forgot, though... Jonah wins a mandatory trip to Cleveland and hitches a ride with a biker named Megal...
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Season 8
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Episode 6
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38:08
Minisode: The Curse of Ishtar and Nimrud
Happy FIVE YEARS OF BIBLEISH, everyone! This Easter, we're bringing you a whole new tale of Ishtar - and the real-life archaeologist who felt her wrath. To our knowledge, this story has never been put together this way before. So gather 'round ...
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Season 8
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Episode 5
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29:35
TDOV: The 6 Genders of Judaism Relaunch
As we recorded this intro on Trans Day of Visibility, we wanted to re-share one of our favorite episodes: the 6 Genders of Judaism. There are over 400 pieces of anti-LGBTQ legislation in circulation in America today. We're here to remind ...
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Season 8
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Episode 4
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48:53
Ezra and the Second Temple Part TWO!
Last week Ezra showed up late to his own party. This week, he might be... TOO present. We're getting major Exodus vibes from this story, including the long journey back to Jerusalem and a bit of paranoia about making sure everyone follows the d...
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Season 8
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Episode 3
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35:11
Ezra and the Second Temple
God's Barbecue is BACK UP AND RUNNING! This week, we lay the groundwork for Cyrus the Great, his lineage, the Jews building the second Temple, and like 1000 offerings laid down on the sacrifice grill. Oh, and Ezra, who just kind of shows up thi...
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Season 8
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Episode 2
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39:40
Even More Baals
Weeeee're BACK! Well, partially... because our post-lockdown immune systems are clearly still in development. After enduring Jezebel's depressing and dramatic death last season, we wanted to revisit her life in a re-release this week. We also m...
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Season 8
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Episode 1
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53:15
Jesus H. Christ: Highs, Lows, and Birthday Magic
Merry Chrysler and Happy Ho Days! As we continue our Christmas tradition of weaving the full story of Jesus together, Jesus and his disciples pass some deep philosophy around (always to the left) as they ponder some of life's greatest lessons. ...
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Season 7
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Episode 19
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47:42
Have Yourself A(nother) Merry Little Witchmas!
It's officially JESUS SEASON on Bibleish, but this week we're bringing back an episode that we both adore for the first time since it launched: our 2019 Christmas extravaganza! In this episode, Lily gives us an eye-opening background on the tru...
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Season 7
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Episode 18
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1:10:03
The Fate of Jezebel
Part Queen and part Priestess, Jezebel is an infamous Bible character whose reputation often precedes her. But as one of the few recurring female Bible characters who also AT LEAST IS GIVEN A NAME (!!) she receives more slander and holds more p...
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Season 7
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Episode 17
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30:54
Book of Kings Speedrun (Is Elisha Losing It?)
We're all a little over Elisha's shiny, no-grit personality, so this week we're doing a SPEEDRUN through Kings to cover Elisha AND a few new(ish) faces. But just when we thought Elisha had nothing too interesting left to offer, we start to wond...
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Season 7
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Episode 16
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42:40
Minisode: CromCrom, Dark King of The Burial Mound
Angela tells Lily the story of Eithne, Pagan goddess of the grain, and her unlikely counterpart - the King of Death. Crom Cruach is associated with Samhain for many reasons, not the least of which is his eternal affiliation with harvesting soul...
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Season 7
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Episode 15
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32:03
Samhain Sneak Peek!
A quick announcement about today's episode... which is coming to you tomorrow for Halloween! Also, Lily has something to confess.SUPPORT THE SHOW ONPatreon
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Season 7
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Episode 14
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1:58
You Can't Go Home Again, Darlene
Biblical smut is BACK as Darlene and her family return to Shunem, the site of her last (embellished) tryst with the prophet Elisha. She has dreamt of his hands, his smile, and his embrace for seven years -- sorry, Hank -- and now she is as exci...
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Season 7
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Episode 13
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43:31
Autumn Update: Grief & Chaos Edition
We have Lily back! And now, we're BOTH unhinged -- because there is no wrong way to deal with grief. Join us for an update, a few chaotic laugh-cries, and a sincere moment of thanks. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled Bible chat ve...
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Season 7
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Episode 12
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35:10
Jephthah and The Secret Girls' Weekend (Revisited)
Jephthah is not prepared for the sacrifice he'll have to make after God helps him win a ginormous battle. Like, SUPER unprepared. But what happens as a result is the most epic Ladies' Weekend in the Bible. Come to the mountains with us, f...
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Season 7
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Episode 11
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58:58
God's Secret Wife (Revisited)
Did you know God had a wife? Yeah. Asherah. The one who was written out of the Bible ON PURPOSE, but everyone really loved her. In this minisode relaunch, we talk about how dope Asherah is AND we get a super special reading of Lily's poem, whic...
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Season 7
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Episode 10
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27:07
Lilith the Storm Monster (Revisited)
This week we revisit one of the baddest b*tches of all time, Lilith: storm demon, night monster, and nickname to our very own Lily. She was Adam's first wife... the one who *literally* got away! But why was she written out of the Bible? A...
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Season 7
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Episode 9
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28:23
Minisode: A Very Merry Lughnasadh To YOU
The sun is high, the humidity dense, and the crops are full and ready... which means it's time to celebrate Lughnasadh! In this minisode, Angela tells Lily about the August festival of first fruits and how everyone (per usual) just wanted to ho...
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Season 7
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Episode 8
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29:29
Elisha and the Biblical Smut
Elisha gets a smutty makeover in a segment that can only be described as "Bibleish After Dark." As our adventures with Elisha continue again some more we meet a motley crew of characters, from a number of well-meaning lepers to a woman of great...
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Season 7
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Episode 7
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50:28
Elisha and the Magic Tricks
Elisha is back again some more! And this time we're learning about his pretty cool magic tricks, and how he "tricked" an entire army into embarrassing themselves in a rousing game of Stand Before The King. We just can't help but wonder if this ...
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Season 7
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Episode 6
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38:50
All Things Great and Small
This week, we honor Angela's mother who loved all creatures great and small. This "mini" episode covers the life and legacy of Saint Francis, and pays tribute to the other saints who share a connection with his legacy."O God, enlarge wi...
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Season 7
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Episode 6
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35:52
Go Ask Augustine... Again!
St. Augustine of Hippo is one of our arch nemeses. Why, you ask? Because he's to blame for a lot of our cultural shame around sex, sexuality, and homosexuality in specific. This week we re-launch one of our favorite ever Pride Month ep...
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Season 7
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Episode 5
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1:22:24
David The Cheese Youth Hero Returns
Underdog heroes? Possession? Drag queens? Yes. It's all here. This week we're re-launching one of our earliest, drunkest, epic-est episodes: the tale of David, Saul, bromance, fighting, and harps! We're also featuring the episode's sponso...
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Season 7
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Episode 4
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1:39:48
No More Judges
We've been avoiding this story. But in light of recent Supreme Court related events, Lily faced the beast that is the final book of Judges. Today we tell the story of an unnamed woman's cruel fate in a town far from home, and the finger-pointin...
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Season 7
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Episode 3
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1:04:40
Elisha and The Pot of Death
Elisha's back and this time it's personal... er, actually, it could be a little *more* personal. Elisha has developed a habit of sending his servant to do his bidding, even when that means delivering a miracle to a leper. What could possibly go...
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Season 7
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Episode 2
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53:31
Happy 4th Anniversary! (The Story of Passover RETURNS)
The story of Passover returns... and so do we! Y'all, we have both been through the ringer for the past four months. We've missed you. And we couldn't pass up the chance to celebrate our FOUR YEAR ANNIVERSARY with you this weekend on this Abrah...
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Season 7
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Episode 1
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1:28:06
Jesus' Christmas CHRISTRAVAGANZA, Part 2: Water Into Wine
Jesus is getting a reputation, and Mary misses the simpler times when he was just running around the yard turning birds to clay. This Christmas Day we bring you part TWO of our 2021 Christravaganza Christmas Spectacular: how Jesus turned water ...
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Season 6
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Episode 20
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33:00