
Coffee & Crap
A casual conversation over coffee about whatever crap we want to talk about.
Episodes
22 episodes
Warning! Choking Hazard!!
Warning! Choking Hazard!! And we aren't just talking about Mike's near death experience on the eve of his daughter's wedding. From Hegseth's confirmation proceedings to the democrat leadership failures in California, the dem...
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Season 4
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Episode 4
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1:12:04

It's a RED WAVE - Welcome Back, America!
Ho-lee-crap!!!Did y'all watch election night in America? Mike and Kirsten react in this episode discussing what will likely be the most historic election of their lifetime.LFG!!!!
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Season 4
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Episode 3
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57:14

Rambling but SMART!
In this episode Kirsten and Mike ramble on but, like Trump, they are really really "very smart". We discuss our daily lives, America's push toward communism, abortion, astroglide gift baskets and a few other crazy things going on in today...
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Season 4
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Episode 2
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1:27:21

Good to Be Back??
After a year-long haitus, Mike and Kirsten have decided to jump back in and boy do they have things to TALK ABOUT!Its an election year in America and there is an overabundance of crap to discuss.All we know is that you are gonna...
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Season 4
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Episode 1
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51:03

Episode One-too-Many. "Hey, its f---ing ART"
Kirsten and Mike discuss the latest political happenings in the USA, entertaining aliens, population control, Covid as a bioweapon, Mike's musical debuts, Kirsten's RV adventure, menopause, drinking problems and Jason Aldean
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Season 3
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Episode 6
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1:01:37

RIP America. Not even Cuba Libres Can Help Us Now.
In light of recent news, Mike and Kirsten ditch the coffee for something stronger and discuss the fate of our beloved country. From the trans movement taking the US and American women by their for-arm-skin, to the indictment of a presiden...
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Season 3
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Episode 5
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1:00:26

Brain Tumors and Book Bans
Finally feeling better after weeks of being sick, and a little strung out on too much cappuccino, Kirsten and Mike bring new energy to this hilarious episode. Kirsten introduces Mike to "Lady Gaga"; Mike secretly wants to sta...
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Season 3
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Episode 4
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1:02:33

Maga Califloridians are Here!
This episode is a quick chat discussing Kirsten's new RV Califloridian friends, flat headed dogs, current news and Florida's legislative jabs at the woke left. And Mike goes full tin man suit over the lab leak truthspiracy.
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Season 3
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Episode 3
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34:40

Crappy Parenting, RV Christening, Covid Truths, and that Freedom Fascist, DeSantis
In Episode 2 of Season 3, Kirsten and Mike discuss what a crappy parent Mike has been, how Kirsten defiled her RV the very first night, how we really feel about Covid shots and masks, and we debunk all the media lies about the best Governor in ...
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Season 3
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Episode 2
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49:32

We Are Back.... but... SQUIRREL!!
In this very disjointed first episode of Season 3 (yes, you read that right - we skipped Season 2 altogether), Kirsten and Mike discuss a little bit of everything badly. From Chinese spy balloons to conspiracy truths, we take you there.&n...
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Season 3
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Episode 1
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47:15

"Sausage Pizza" Delivery, Boy's Lacrosse, and Other Weird Florida Crap
Kirsten and Mike interview Justin Stolaj, pizza delivery boy, varsity lacrosse player, surfer and Jojo's girl...er, boyfriend. Tune in to listen to Justin's crazy stories about life working in a small town pizza shop.Then Kirs...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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1:01:50

Pretty Little Laxers
Mike and Kirsten interview two Vero Beach Varsity Girls Lacrosse players about their experiences playing Florida's fastest growing sport.
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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50:31

That's What She Said
In this episode, Kirsten and Mike get back to talking about everyday crap.They discuss what it's like living on Florida's amazing Treasure Coast, where you can find actual Spanish treasure, sometimes a little square grouper, coffee, wine, a...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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59:50

From Bahamas to the Shit Show
Mike and Kirsten discuss their vacation to the Bahamas and the political mess awaiting them when they returned home. From the the Delta Variant to mask and vax mandates to the mess in Afghanistan, this episode may get us banned forever. &...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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44:38

Happy Birthday 'Merica - We Catch up on all things "Woke"
After a brief hiatus, Mike and Kirsten catch up and discuss recent events.From Fourth of July "wokeism" to Olympic protests, to flat earth conspiracies and more.Listen and check out our new sponsor for 20% off a product none of you will...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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56:46

Vaccine Mandates are Crappy Policy - What Employers and Employees Should Know
Mike and Kirsten (who is a corporate attorney and former Civil Rights litigator) discuss some of the legal issues facing employers and employees as they navigate vaccine and mask mandates in this ever-changing Covid world. A must listen f...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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49:21

Why You Should Trade Exercise for Vodka After 50 and Can Money Buy Happiness?
Kirsten and Mike discuss physical fitness after 50.Kirsten complains about a back injury and Mike brags about his Cross Fit routine. They both agree that vodka cures everything. Then they ask for donations for their experiment on whet...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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26:33

Poop in a Box? Get your Cologuard!
Kirsten gives you the lowdown on Cologuard testing and how best to ensure your sample is the best it can be!
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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37:55

Bizarro World, The Tortoise Queen, and Cocoa Wheeler
Join us on our new episode where we visit Justin's Salon in Vero Beach and discuss how bizarre our current world is and interview one of the "Tortoise Queens" and fabulous masseuse, Jarett Adcock, who tells us all about his exotic rescue ...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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37:25

Local News, DIY projects, Rats and Other Crap
In Episode 4 Kirsten and Mike meet at a local coffee shop to chat about a whole lot of nothing. Listen in as we discuss local happenings, reno projects, rat infestations, what it's like living in Florida (with said rats, gators, snakes, etc), a...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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35:40
