You missed us, so Small Potatoes returns! Join us as we discuss the little tidbits that only occupy your brain a moment at a time. First, pet voices. Is yours annoying or cute? Anthony will decide. Next, a friendly reminder that genitals are st...

This week: what is a Small Potato? We answer for you. Then, we start with the serious stuff: pee anxiety, reality checks, and second-hand embarrassment. After that, the biggest story this podcast has ever seen. Spencer is either wanted for smug...

WE’RE BACK serving fresh new Small Potatoes for YOU. After a summertime hiatus, all three hosts have returned to the studio for more groundbreaking scientific theories, terrible stories, and those sweet inconsequential tidbits of life. This wee...

We’re BACK with your favorite morning radio hosts! (Sans Spencer) This week’s episode discusses pickpocketing your friends, stealing from corporations, KBBQ, and secret Christian rock bands. Also, Anthony returns from New York with commentary o...

A refresher course with two of your favorite hosts, this week’s episode will give you plenty of eggsamples of new and fresh small potatoes. Topics on the docket include toilet racism, hand dryers, beautiful long things, and other Big Bathroom t...

You better get ready for a laughter-filled commute to work (or whatever you do when you listen) as your current unincarcerated hosts, Anthony and Spencer, dive deep into the world of ASMR, getting jumped, and more. Anthony's unexpected encounte...

OMG! What have the guys been up to this summer? Spencer got a tan, Trevor's in prison, and Anthony watched High School Musical. This week's small potatoes: fighting for things we don't give a shit about, enjoying fireworks by yourself, 4am life...

Welcome back to the show! This episode is the best episode of the week. First, did Jesus know all of the Apostles names? Hard to say. Then, pooping in the desert: good idea or bad? After that, cologne sommelier Anthony teaches us how to freshen...

You ever feel weird when you want something to happen and then it happens? We’ve been there. Do you miss when your parents would leave you alone on playdates? Us too. You ever think today is Wednesday or Thursday and find out it’s Sunday? Ditto...

Congrats, you found us! Listen to our tales of woe and Small Potatoes of the week: Anthony hurt himself today, Trevor has a different penis now, and Spencer refuses to change his passcode. This episode is dedicated to those suffering from frequ...

First, a shoutout to our lord and savior and trusty producer. Let the record show that Small Potatoes is not an ageist podcast, but we do prefer young, sexy people. Next, does a cheddar cow produces cheddar cheese? We find out. Then, Anthony ge...

Welcome to the show! This week is short and sweet, but never lacking in flavor. First, the cutest Homecoming proposal we’ve seen on the show so far. Then, a pause in a conversation about pausing conversations. Next, a look back at shouting “Car...

We’re a family podcast, so enjoy listening to this week’s episode with your whole family. That’s it. Grab Grandma and little Tommy and tune into the magical world of the inconsequential. 

It’s May and we’re telling jokes on the podcast! Right off the bat, everyone is at least 14th cousins which is cool? We discover the mysticism of the American judicial system, enjoy leaving our stopwatches on, and reveal the coolest kind of con...

Despite what everyone says, you love this podcast. And that’s why this episode is dedicated to you. This week’s potatoes: Clean hands are just a narrative created by Big Bathroom TO KEEP YOU LIVING IN FEAR! People closest to you in life always ...

Happy Holidays from Small Potatoes! This week we’re making stacks of organic bananas, making diamonds out of coal, and pre-gaming the Resurrection of Christ. After that, we teach you the difference between probiotics and antibiotics and how you...

This week’s episode is epic. First, learn about the shopping secrets of billionaires and how you can compete. Then, some impractical haunting to make your next poltergeist unforgettable. And finally, meet the man behind the entire stick industr...

Bernie your way into this tantalizing episode that’ll surely make your hips swing. The guys talk about Jesus’ droopy holes. Anthony has so many government bonds. Trevor goes analog with his potatoes and pays for his entrees with 2 different car...

During this atmospheric river that has struck southern California, the guys pull out their umbrellas they don't remember buying and discuss some piping hot small potatoes. Spencer explains that "20 minutes" is the perfect catchall for time. Tre...

On this very special 100th episode, the fellas reflect on their friendships, their medical histories, and all of their shared kisses. So gather around the viking funeral pyre and listen to their stories of hats in the club, talking to Siri in t...

Happy Tues! This episode is dedicated to women as well as everyone else. On this week's brilliantly original episode of Small Potatoes, the guys improv their way to the top! The tippy top. Anthony thinks preparing prescriptions shouldn't take l...

This week on the show, we’re breaking balls and breaking windows. Anthony goes to the dentist and gets some ivory teeth, Spencer is sold medication from a commercial, and Trevor sees a hole in the wall. Then, stock footage, FDR blankets, and fa...

On this very saucy episode of the show: plans for new spicy content from our sexy hosts, homemade jock straps, and European pee flaps. Then, the inside scoop on fast food soda recipes. Finally, the smallest potato of all, death! All this and mo...

Join us for the potluck! Unfortunately for us, all we brought to eat was starch-based. But fortunately you, that mean an entire half-hour of new content. We discuss the latest trends in music and mainly how we don’t know what they are. Then, th...

Ever seen a horse eat? Yes? No? Either way, join us this week for hard-hitting commentary on how funny horse lips are. Then, for fans of Architectural Digest like Anthony, some sleek new shower designs that will change the way you bathe. As a b...