Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson
Episodes
32 episodes
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 31
WERE BACK YOU SLUTTY LIL SLUTS! After a 3 month hiatus Ohtani is back to being bois!What the fuck i have been up to: moved into new place with the gf (2:00), I am a peloton whore now (6:30), trips i went on to Jackson Hole, LA, SLC (9:0...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 30
Hello you holiday slutty bois and girls! I recorded a back to back pod! REJOICE!I am boosted up and ready to attack the world (1:00)The Legend of El Guapo: My HS Bong (8:00)Jack in the Box and Del Taco Combinaysh (17:00)...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 29
Oh shit.... ya boi is back after a month off! Excuse the acoustics in the new studio in Tahoe! It's Episode 29 and we talking topics that do be hitting!What I've been up to and the pains of moving (1:00)Thanksgiving and blacking...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 28
WE BACK YOU SLUTS! It's episode 28 and were getting dirty!Outside Lands 2021 Recap (1:00)2 Weeks of News in 2 Minutes (22:00)People who celebrate Christmas too early should be euthanized (24:00)Pete Davison once ...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 27
Whaddup you slutty lil fighter jets! Its episode 27 and JP is back with vengeance!!! Sorry forgot an intro heheFleet Week Recap (1:00)The Zodiac Killer is Gary and JP LOVES him (9:00)John Gruden is racist and we all saw ...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 26
Whaddup Whaddup you SLAGSSS! Its time for the episode 26 aka the birthday pod! Nothing really special about it just you know... the 26th one.Trip to Austin, ACL and a ruined birthday surprise (1:00)2 Weeks of News in 2 Minutes (...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 25
My slutty little children! I'm back again... with episode 25 BABY!Creeps who paint/draw other people on public transportation gotta stop (2:00)2 Weeks of News in 2 Minutes (8:00)Parents are SO desperate for our attention...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 24
Welcome back you slutty babou's! We be back delivering the content you crave!Wedding SZN and I am the MVP (1:00)Breaking News Update from the Past 2 weeks (12:00)SPORTZ!OSU 1st half spread is the best thing since...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 23
What is good my slutty lil listeners! We BACK with the Jordan Pod! State/County Fairs are a waste of money (1:00)I think my mom is going to Splash House (8:00)McDonald's Ice Cream Machine Justice (16:00)The ...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 22
Whaddup Slutty McGoobers! Its Episode 22 and we now feel irrelevant! We still out here giving ya some dank lil content on this day!We do NOT fuck with the delta variant (1:00)I went to a club and etched out... and I LOVED it (8:...
Didn't't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 21
Oh Shit Oh Fuck! It's the 21st pod for the kids! We decided to get drunk cause it's legal! You mad!? Don't be.... It Is Slutty! JP is here and we are ripping for the kids!Catch up with the bois (1:00)Things our football coaches/...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 20
Whaddup you Slutty lil Slut Sluts! Welcome to Episode 20 of your favorite horny podcast! I am the final boss when it comes to celebrity news. This is officially an anti Harry Style Podcast...Harry Styles the Home Wrecking Son of a Bitch...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 19
Whaddup you American Slut Freedom Fighters! Welcome Back for Episode 19 with the return of JP! Excuse the absence of our intro and segment music and the low budget quality as this johnson was recorded via Zoom. Still slaps you in the face with ...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 18
Two Episodes!?!!? In ONE week!?!? You content guzzling sluts deserve it!Pick Up Basketball Usual Suspects (2:00)Not So Fresh Tuna Sandwich From Subway (11:00)Road Trip Etiquette (15:00)John McAfee Best Tweets RIP...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 17
Happy Turbo Tuesday! Here's a slutty lil episode for you to enjoy mid week. TRIGGER WARNING: Things that I think are Cheugy (5:00)The Kink Castle of San Francisco (15:00)Dyson Sex Toys (24:00)A Brief History...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 16
Whaddup you slutty lil lego people! Its episode 16 and this podcast is now eligible for a drivers license!Reminiscing over the golden age of MTV Garbage TV (1:00)Only rich old dudes can date younger women (11:00)Airbnb a...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 15
What is good you slut kings and queens! It's Pride Month and were back with my Quinceanera podcast!Kids will be fat, awkward and stupid from not going to school for a year (2:30)Pride Month Discussion (10:00)Jay Cutler g...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 14
What is up you slut smoothies! It's Memorial Day weekend and we have a special guest, everyone's favorite degenerate veteran, JP (Jean Philipe)!A Comical Intro to JP (1:00)Starting in the Navy away from water in Central Californ...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 13
Beep Boop Bop! Hello Slutron 5000's! We're back! I apologize for the hiatus...Festy Season Summary (2:30)Jessica Alba Makes Love In Front of Her (Lucky) Daughter (18:00)Dick Wolf: A Living Legend (25:00)Every Ban...
Didn't Ask With Ohtani Johnson Special Meditation
Hello you little stressed out sluts! I have the perfect remedy for your worried minds! A Special 25 minute Ohtani Johnson Meditation! Find somewhere to lay down, get horizontal and relax. Ya boi is distributing the most immaculate chakras!
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 12
You dirty lil slut conies! Welcome to a special Friday Edition of the most questionable podcast in your queue! Recorded in beautiful Columbus, Ohio! Featuring fact checks from the one and only Skateboard Chris!Quick summary of the trip ...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 11
Hello you waddling slut penguins! It's time to sit back, relax, pour out a Modelo in honor of Episode 11 of this dank lil podcast!Going back to the Midwest (0:30)Clay Henry the Beer Drinking Goat Mayor of Texas! (4:00)Ba...
Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 10
Look at us... who woulda thought! We made it to Episode 10! Thank you to all my slutty lil listeners, this is for you!Ohtani Johnson & Johnson Vaccinaysh (2:15)Are Modelos too mainstream!? (11:00)Monkey-Human Hybrid ...