Two Guys Two Things
Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.
Podcasting since 2021 • 157 episodes
Two Guys Two Things
Latest Episodes
The Future End of Nothing (Series Finale)
In which we bring an end to this version of our podcast. We delve into the arrest of Chuck E. Cheese as well as a builder and a dog walker getting it on in their employers house. The future of our podcast is debated as well as updat...
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Season 5
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Episode 17
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55:13
The Rat Funeral Tour
In which we discuss a woman who leads a rat and garbage tour in Manhattan as well as a love story where two people meet cute at a funeral over a span of two years.
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Season 5
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Episode 16
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42:46
The Jello Shot Heard Round the Kindergarten Yard
In which we discuss a kindergarten graduation where parents were only allowed to clap once as well as the real Baseball College World Series competition, held at Rocco's Pizza and Bar.
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Season 5
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Episode 15
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50:52
Hot Coffee Better Put a Ring On It
In which we discuss a woman who claims coffee grounds are grounds for divorce at least where Chat GPT is concerned as well as a woman who is so attractive she needs to wear a wedding ring and fly first class just to avoid being hit on.
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Season 5
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Episode 14
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48:01
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