Hint: Age was not my issue in not finding a partner -- surprise the 44 year old wasn't a good match for the 22 year old girl. Also, I rather he had been a virgin... 

WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS B*TCHES! The most recent date and a sneak peak of what is to come this season....Episode 2 is already queued up and ready to go live next week!

Note to self - eat more than a single egg before drinking all day. Second time is clearly the charm for the accountant but maybe not his girlfriend... wishing her the best, whoever she is. Check out Maison No 9 Rosé - https://maiso...

Hi long time to see! Been so busy but haven't stopped thinking about you ;) 

WELCOME BACK! So much to say but it's probably better to listen to my interview with psychic tarot card reader, Megan Benanti, Founder and owner of Tarot Dallas! She is such a fantastic human being and really lays it all out there....

Maybe my recessive blonde genes are coming out because I nearly crashed into a Jiffy Lube shop. Not only am I a great driver but I also may have ended up involved with an engaged guy??? Also, moral of the story - if you have to question if some...

On a real note, adulting sucks when everyone else is on college time. Between dating a stripper, sinking a relationship, an accidental murder ... you gotta believe that everything works together for good (manifest reference). 

Oh you read that right. A sunken relationship leads me to a male stripper who actually outdid himself on being even crazier than I would have expected. Made some friends and fans but yet I am still in search of a therapist. Ttyl 'bout to go liv...

Oh boy - but not boat boy.... maybe I'll venmo request him just like Mr.K did to me. Between the cringe puns and the completely shocking date Analyse went on, she still laughs at her self while crying paying her big girl bills. Wait until she g...

Overthinking, being rejected - or at least jumping to the conclusion of being so, Mary Jane, literally running from my problems, 3 glasses of wine deep.... What else would you expect???p.s. we have a very special guest coming on soon&nb...

Honestly - Life is GOOD! But also today was super rough. We got everything you need - advice, updates on my life, embarrassing stories and self esteem boosts! Oh yeah, and I MADE IT ON THE BOAT W THE BOAT BOY < 3

Tsk tsk.... didn't you know if you wrongly called me a wh*re that I would blast ya? Don't worry, no slander, because it's true but I left your name out anyways. You're welcome! Analyse goes over confidence, keto gone wrong, dating app contender...

This episode gets 10x better. Devo is 10/10 the best to hype my stories up and also brings JUST AS MANY stories to the table. Oh, did I mention I ran into my ex boyfriend and I made out with Chad???? #oops

What is more on-brand than to have a guest called "The Wine-o" on talk about toxicity, cheating, scary ex encounters and of course how PLAN B DOES NOT ALWAYS WORK!!!! You heard me... be safe. Also, shoutout to our ex's who are now engaged <3...

This episode gets a little more serious about struggles in normal life but don't doubt that Analyse will bring in some more embarrassing stories - TRUE stories unfortunately. 

Devo in the cut! Be more cowboy aka go to the bars on a Tuesday and take not one, but three shots at once to be MAX COWBOY! Frat Daddy Hour was legit an hour - from living in a frat house, crazy bottle blondes AND some potty accidents....

Solo episode with Analyse updating on her mental health and getting some laughs in with first kiss, first ~time~ and even visiting the ~slopes~. Balancing humor and serious topics, Analyse can not figure out when Yodeling Mason became famous.&n...

Infamous Chad comes to talk about deciding between simping or pimping and unveils some secrets in his bedroom and maybe a couple skeletons in the closet. 

On our second episode of the Darling special we have my long time friend Claire on. While talking about a range of topics it is always good to sit down with a friend and just spill the tea, or should I say Martini. 

In our very first episode we talk about why I started this podcast and just a bit about me.